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Another night at my stomp'in ground - White Wagon
Location - White Wagon (ask for Debenhams near NAAFI traffic lights)
Costs - CY£60 (club) + CY£45 (girl) = UK£122
Time - 3 am until 8 am (my choice to finish at this time)
Location - White Wagon
Costs - CY£60 (club) + CY£45 (girl) = UK£122
Time - 3 am until 10 am.
Thanks for the great updates on this club in Limassol. But you are being overcharged by the club: CYP 60 for a club fee is way over the top of the norm in any club in Cyprus. You are now a regular customer. Go ask your friend why everybody else in Cyprus pays CYP40 or 50 as a club fee, but you have to pay 60??? Tell him to get real and stop bullshitting you. Tell him you have earned the right to pay the REAL local rate! If you want, pay my petrol costs and I'll drive over from Paphos to tell him that on your behalf! Nobody pays CYP 60 to the club, esp. if it is a "B-Team" Club as it seems to be...
What you pay the girl is your business. But I would have thought that anything above CYP 40 should be for extremely exceptional experience...
Just trying to help you out there mate...
Ortos
Ortos
What are the clubs like in pathos these days, its some time i was there i took a girl from a club just off the tourist area.
I stayed at the hotel just on the edge of town that looks like a roman castle.
Let me know as a trip to Cyprus is on the cards soon for business and I have to stay over there a full week as it only weekly flights back here to Donetsk.
Cheers
Q
Ortos
What are the clubs like in pathos these days, its some time i was there i took a girl from a club just off the tourist area.
I stayed at the hotel just on the edge of town that looks like a roman castle.
Let me know as a trip to Cyprus is on the cards soon for business and I have to stay over there a full week as it only weekly flights back here to Donetsk.
Cheers
Q
There are several good options in Paphos, actually rivals or is somewhat better than in Larnaca.
To start there is a top club next to the Romantica Restaurant adjacent to Aloe Hotel: Club Aroma. Top notch selection of girls, and there is constant strip/pole dancing so you can look at what you select before you lay down the cash. Prices: CYP40 for club/CYP30-40 to girl. (Add CYP10 for Fri/Sat nights for club fee). Take out time: 02.00! Fri/Sat: 03.00.
Another great selection is available at Illusions, next to Avlida Hotel. No dancing but a pretty relaxed atmosphere and some nice Ukrainian and Moldovan girls.
But I like best: Stathmos, a club opposite the Kings Hotel, where they have the largest selection of girls (about 15?) and some really top porn-queen performers. This is the only club in Cyprus that I have myself experienced pretty consistently some sort of light couch action. They have some good "hidden" booths in the back where you can get to know the girl pretty intimately and often get some good DFK and some other light action before you take them out. They have several girls here who do anal, CIM, and other kinky action. There is a constant strip dance after 00.00 every night. They charge CYP50 for Fri/Sat/Sun nights, and CYP40 on other nights... Some hot girls here...
Also I just recently took a look in a newish club, Katayiada, just opposite the Roman Hotel on the Tombs of the Kings Road (near Budget car rental office), where there were some excellent stunners and a friend of mine has great reports.
Note: In Paphos there is always the option to take a girl for 2-3 hours during Afternoon (so-called "Rendezvous") but it is: CYP30 to club and CYP 30 to girl. The overnight starting at 03.00 and ending 10/11 next morning is a far better deal in terms of bang for your buck...But it is convenient sometimes to pay the higher premium for a two hour afternoon quickie session: 14.00-15.30 or 15.00-17.30, etc. I think there is a really great scene in Paphos now. Waiting to show it to Excess when he comes back over. Also a club at Coral Bay with Russian, Belarus, Moldovan and, get this, Latinas (DR, Brasil)!
Hope this answers your question...
Ortos
Me and You
09-25-07, 17:07
Ortos,
Great reports and updates on Cyprus. You are temtping me to go to Paphos this time lol. I am following all your reports. very interesting.
What about the situation in Larnaca these days. I am going to Larnaca in mid october for one week. Clubs, girls names to reccomend at this time.
I will send you a full report with some fotos lol.
Thankx again
Ortos[/QUOTE]
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Greetings,
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Thanks,
Jackson
What about the situation in Larnaca these days. I am going to Larnaca in mid october for one week. Clubs, girls names to reccomend at this time.
I will send you a full report with some fotos lol.
Thankx again
I think the situation in Larnaca is just as it always has been over the past year or too: pretty good. Lately I've been concentrating on exploring Paphos, and my general impression is that it is slightly better there than in Larnaca, at least at the moment. But that does not mean Larnaca is bad. Go to clubs like Barbies and Dantella and you will get some good selections. I personally like the selection of girls at High Heels, but I don't like the management's attitude there and I think they try to extract extra money through slimey means. But it is still worth a look.
Ortos
Thank you for the update
I think i will venture for a couple of days to Pathos when i come over sounds very good to me.
Q
Hi,
Just a quick question, I'm visiting Limassol next month and wanted to see what options are available to me regarding having a girl come to my hotel from 6-8pm.
Do any of the cabarets do this or am I best using an escort service?
I'm with a large group of work colleagues and the only real free time I'll have is 6-8 and can't see myself getting up for meetings at 8am if I've left a cabaret with a girl at 3am and spent the night with her; )
Any and all recommendations greatfully accepted.
John
Thank you for the update
I think i will venture for a couple of days to Pathos when i come over sounds very good to me.
Q
Note: If you look for a place called "Pathos" you will be driving in circles for a long time unfullfilled. Best go to the correct town, spelled: Paphos or Pafos.
Ortos
Me and You
09-27-07, 16:47
Thanks Ortos again for the update about Larnaca and Paphos.
Do you have any girls names in barbies or High Heels or Dantella you have met recently?
Note: If you look for a place called "Pathos" you will be driving in circles for a long time unfullfilled. Best go to the correct town, spelled: Paphos or Pafos.
Ortos
Yes well spotted. I was in a rush to say thank you!
Q
Thanks Ortos again for the update about Larnaca and Paphos.
Do you have any girls names in barbies or High Heels or Dantella you have met recently?
Sorry about this, but I am almost two months out of date in Larnaca. I last visited these clubs in early August, and since then there have been no doubt many shuffles of the deck. At Barbies there was the great Valeria, dark gypsy looking Moldovan, but she left in early August and wont be back for a few months, if ever.
Since then, I've been busy exploring the Paphos scene, which I generally rate even higher than Larnaca, so I've had little or no motivation to hit Larnaca of late. I am looking forward to a night in Larnaca in a month or so, just to reacquaint myself, so for the time being I can not really provide any specific Laranca recommendations.
Perhaps you will visit in the near future and provide a fresh report?
Let us know...
Ortos
all,
on ortos' recommendation, went to paphos last night. stayed at the pyramos hotel (http://www.bookcyprus.com/pages/contentpopup.aspx?con_id=0&lan_id=1&fo_id=348&usage=hotels) which is in the centre of the tourist area, 200 m from mcdonalds. the downside is that it is noisy until 4-5 am.
checked out stathmos club first. ortos, sorry but this club is very poor. 7 girls of whom only one i would rate as a 6 (anastasia). to top this, when i asked the manager to confirm the rate, he came straight in at cyp150!!!! i got up and walked away. also, what i did not like is that within 30 secs of sitting, the girls come and sit with you and start the actress stuff (where do you come from, how old blah blah blah!). and they are quite forceful; i had to be rude to them for them to get the message i was not interested.
anyway, after 45 mins, i left and headed out to club aroma. now, this was nice. about 10 girls and at 01:30 half were busy. sat down, got a drink and watched the show (topless only). i spoke to manager to confirm price and he said cyp50...happy days!
after chatting to a couple of girls, i settled for yulia, 20 yrs, ukrainian with massive firm tits! imagine jordan (british model) and you get the picture regarding tit size. yulia was nice to talk to.
to cut a long story short, she came back to my hotel, showered, and did the deed. bbbj was a bit shallow but not bad. initially, she let me play with her spiders-web but then took my fingers away. did not mind me licking though! she got very wet. not a bad punt for cyp90 (i paid her cyp40).
club aroma on initial visit left me with a good feeling. well run, relaxed and nice girls.
oh, the night cost me an extra cyp26 as i was caught speeding on the a6!!!!
thanks ortos for the advice.
All,
On Ortos' recommendation, went to Paphos last night. Stayed at the Pyramos Hotel (http://www.bookcyprus.com/Pages/ContentPopUp.aspx?con_id=0&Lan_id=1&FO_ID=348&usage=HOTELS) which is in the centre of the tourist area, 200 m from McDonalds. The downside is that it is noisy until 4-5 am.
Checked out Stathmos Club first. Ortos, sorry but this club is very poor. 7 girls of whom only one I would rate as a 6 (Anastasia). To top this, when I asked the manager to confirm the rate, he came straight in at CYP150!!!! I got up and walked away. Also, what I did not like is that within 30 secs of sitting, the girls come and sit with you and start the actress stuff (where do you come from, how old blah blah blah!). And they are quite forceful; I had to be rude to them for them to get the message I was not interested.
Anyway, after 45 mins, I left and headed out to Club Aroma. Now, this was nice. About 10 girls and at 01:30 half were busy. Sat down, got a drink and watched the show (topless only). I spoke to manager to confirm price and he said CYP50...happy days!
Great Rayboy!
But I have to tell you: Stathmos is THE club with the hottest girls right now! I don't know this bullshit about 150quid price! I can confirm that three of us, me and two friends have been using Stathmos consistently and have never paid more than 50-quid fee to the club. (40-quid fee on weeknights). And I do NOT suggest going in there much before 00.00, when all the hot girls are there doing strip shows. Choose the right Ukranian girl and she will take you into the back, sit on your lap and DFK you for an hour or so as she slowly sips her drink. Of course all of us speak fluent Greek. But even if you don't speak the local lingo, you just have to insist you know the correct price. Even tell them you are not the first time there and have taken a girl a few weeks ago for the proper price. If they quote you bogus pricing just call their bluff, mate!
I think this, sadly, illustrates how some clubs all over Cyprus engage in a bit of racial profiling and will try to give way over the top prices to tourist-looking clients. You just have to play back at them. And always insist to see the manager of the club when you are quoted astronomically over-the-top prices.
Now the fact that the management of Aroma was more genuine says alot for that club. Don't forget about Illusions next to Avlida Hotel. Some good looking women who are said to perform as well.
But really, you have Stathmos all wrong. Next time call me up and I will personally introduce you to the management and you will get the real price...
Ortos
An opportunity for a Cyprus visit presented itself and encouraged by RD’s recent report I had to give the North a try. First kicked off with one night in Larnaca. Decided to “do” the roundabout so off I trotted on a Friday night, first to Donatella. Where at about 22.00 about a dozen solidly built Moldavian /Ukrainian girls were resting their weight on the bar stools. One beer and time to move on. What happened after that is all a bit of a blur as the beers took their toll but I reckon I visited all of the clubs in that location at least once. Beers ranged in price from 3CY£ to 5CY£. Barbies had by far the best girls – and the most expensive drinks. Couple of cute filipinas in one club – sorry can’t remember which one. Also investigated another club “bunny” down a side street on the way back into the town centre. Good atmosphere and friendly staff.
Overall impressions, apart from Donatella- plenty of sexy women in each club if I had wanted to strike a deal. On the whole bar staff very pushy to sell lady drinks. Since I was only out for an evenings observations I didn’t want get into too much negotiation but they were taking the p*** in Fantasia where it was 30 Cyprus pounds for the lady and 95 for the club. No thank you not tonight. What puzzles me about the Larnaca clubs is that they were virtually empty on a Friday night. Still loads of very doable females available at the end of the evening for those prepared to pay the prices being asked. Perhaps I’ve answered my own question – raising prices is self defeating and thins out the potential buyers.
Time to head north young man for three hard days and nights exploration.
Stayed near Lapta and kicked off with a visit to Monamour. Big, but empty club, entrance 15 YTL, which was the price I paid in all the clubs in exchange for some nibbles nuts etc and a drink. Stuck to soft drinks to try keep a clear head whilst conducting my market research. About 12 girls pole dancing in turn. Looks on the low side of average but one blond stunner was quickly taken – and that is typical of all the North Cyprus clubs, any exceptional beauty didn’t sit around for long. I settled on a petite but well racked Moldavian “Jasmine” for the 100ytl one hour session. Overnight from 01.00 until 09.00 was 200YTL if taken off the premises and 250 in one of their rooms for the night. Although a good & enthusiastic bbbj/shag turned out she was well fuelled on alcohol, unhappy in her work and was counting down the days – until her contract ended.
After Monamour moved on to Golden girls in Kyrenia. Located on the road down to the “new” harbour, RD reported they were thinking of moving out – the club is very run down, few customers and only some equine looking Ukrainians on offer, sitting looking totally miserable so I moved on. The manager tried to get me to take one of his thoroughbreds with me but no, not even for free –in fact he wanted 200YTL for a nights hire. Don’t expect they will be in be in business much longer.
Next day headed for lunchtime visit to Imperator in Lefkosia. Must have been stylish once but now in a poor and dirty condition... Large – dead – cockroaches everywhere – think pest control must have just paid a visit ahead of me. An omen of what was to come. Set off on a trek round the building with the doorman to find the girl I had chosen from the “catalogue”. Cost 120YTL for an hour. Seems she was still being fucked by someone else so once he had finished I finally got to meet her and we headed for the room. She lived up to photos, young Moldavian with a good figure but a bad attitude. Perhaps sausage 24/7 was taking its toll on her but she was snappy form the start, didn’t like being touched and the fact I couldn’t speak any Russian seemed to [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) her off as well. So much for the Mcavity charm. Poor sex, no lube, don’t know how she’d managed the previous guy at all.
Then made a flying daytime visit to Crazy & Kings set in well back from the road to Ercan airport. This was the only time on my N Cyprus mongering that the language barrier got the better of me. My plan was for another short time to help me get over the Imperator experience but I failed miserably. Short of illustrating my needs with diagrams or mime I wasn’t going to get anywhere.
Then drove off West to look at the clubs on the Guzelyurt road. These must be about 8 km from the Imperator area. There are plenty off them, including the famous Playboy Club – in all counted about 10 clubs. Looked in on a few to see the photos, Playboy wanted 160YTL for the hour session, others 120-140YTL but nothing to get me going again until I got to “Single Girl” where 120 got me cute very small Moldavian who provided a fair session.
In the evening a trip to the clubs further west of Lapta. A group of 5 clustered on a hill side. At the first - the one furthest from Lapta they said entry was free. Once inside I discovered why. No punters and about 3 women sat in front of the mirrored wall whose looks would frighten any one off.
Then into the Titanic - strange but where are the women? A row of seating on the stage in front of the mirrors was completely empty and the poles untouched by dancers. Occasionally a girl would appear but she had barely sat down before she was requisitioned by a client. I think the problem on that night was simply supply and demand. There weren’t enough women to go round. The ones there however were the best I had seen so far in the North – which explains why they weren’t sitting around very long.
Moved on to take a look at the other clubs close by. Finally came to a pair being run as one unit, quite small, the second one, Prenses was where I struck gold for my trip with Ella, from Uzbekistan – I think - and a real gem. Had looks which reminded me of the Mongolians who give such good service in Beijing. Decided to take a test drive with a view to LT the next evening. She passed with flying colours and I took her the following night 01.00 – 09.00 for 200 YTL. Very modest photo of her is attached. Can’t sing her praises enough - a truly nice girl in every possible way. Hooked on Stanis now! Earlier in the day I had made a repeat visit to Playboy where the hour cost was now quoted as 150. Chose from the photos again and was rewarded with another beautiful but grumpy Moldavian. Will I ever learn?
Conclusions
Health & safety
Condom use seemed an option with all the girls. They produced them in a manner which suggested they would like to use but not essential if I wasn’t keen. I wasn’t taking any risks so used them on each occasion. The ones they supplied were pretty uncomfortable so later took my own .
Language
Doormen generally spoke enough English to conclude a deal. Sometimes they thought I was a stray tourist looking for a cultural evening but once that was cleared up they were always happy to assist. Different with the girls. Of the six I had only one spoke enough English to communicate properly which I felt took the edge off the experience.. I know the object of the exercise isn’t conversation but a bit of verbal interaction does help to break the ice and keep things going.
Prices
Standard prices in the Lapta area were 15 YTL entry, then 100 YTL for an hour session in the club or 200YTL takeaway for the night. Higher prices being asked in the clubs nearer Lefkosa. Not aware if the locals were paying less. The Lefkosa clubs all seemed to assume I would be paying in Cyprus pounds - an indication of where most of their customers come from. The clubs in the North were much busier than those in Larnaca which were on the whole awash with talent and few punters. The South also wins on quality of the women – not to say however there aren’t any gems up North but the girls are worked hard and it shows. Saw only Ukrainian and Moldavian girls in my travel in the North.
I’ll go back if I have another opportunity but it is the sort of trip best done with a fellow monger rather than solo. Most of the daytime selections from the photo albums turned out poor so next time unless I’ve got a particular girl in mind I’ll take it easy during the day and save my energy for the evening/overnight sessions.
If anyone gets to Prenses, look out for Ella,
Great report thanks Mcavity. Its very interesting to read a detailed report from a fresh perspective. I am new to mongering, apart from my 4 tours of North Cyprus my only other experience is a couple of days in Prague, so I haven’t got a great deal of other experiences to compare Cyprus to.
What you said about Imperator is spot on in my view. I am surprised you saw dead cockroaches, normally the rats eat them. The customer toilets were medieval and the room I stayed the night in wasn’t much better, esp the toilet/shower area. Having said that, my pal the Elephant Man stayed over on the same visit and his lady had a very nice room. My lady from their was a real looker with an OK attitude, but again the Elephant Man picked a lady who had a great attitude and who he had several subsequent sessions with across a couple of visits. She looked miserable and aloof in the club, but was a charming, warm sweetheart once on her own.
Again what you said about the English language expertise of the club personnel and ladies is spot on. I am now learning Russian in earnest.
You are correct about Prenses. Its right next to Forplay and owned by the same gentleman who speaks excellent English. I am visiting late November with the Elephant man. I will certainly seek out Ella based on your recommendation. Again I can concur with you on the condom issue.
Surprised to hear about Golden Girls. Certainly you are right about the décor. I am hoping they are running it down as I believe they intend to relocate to the Lapta area. Currently they are located slap bang in a residential area and there is pressure for all clubs to be located away from residential areas. Personally, I would be delighted to have a knocking shop on my doorstep back here in Blighty. Guess I will have to make do with the library and supermarket for the time being. Getting back to the point, The Elephant Man and myself escorted two charming ladies from their to our luxury residence, on our last visit. One was from Brazil, the other (mine) was from Moldova. Both were very warm and accommodating and mine had excellent BJ ability. I am taking some Gold Stars for here on my next trip, hoping she wont have flown away in the meantime.
I was surprised to here about the lack of girls in some of the clubs. I have know some to be quite before, but not quite to the extent you indicate. I am certainly not disputing your experience, so I guess you were a bit unlucky in this regard.
Albeit from my limited experience, I would certainly recommend another visit. Each time the Elephant Man and I have visited we have had a better experience, than before, as we have got to know the ropes. I am also booked to go back in December as well as November. In December I fully intend to cross the border for a couple of days so that I can research the South in comparison. You seem to have got a good handle on the place for just one visit. If you do decide to venture back again and have any specific queries then please feel free to ask.
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Great report Philip (if I may :))
Americans reading may not get a very old joke - sound it out.
You've added a great deal of information on the neglected North and thanks for that.
As I am 'on the road" I'll digest it in a few days.
Imparator hasn't improved from my disastrous visit (see earlier report) and pickings seem to be somewhat sparse but as always a gem or two is all it takes to make a monger put on a happy face. Surprised and pleased to hear of a great deal of afternoon action. Pricing overnight is certainly very competitive with the South.
The somewhat optional condom is a worry and also ran into that as reported..
I will leave it Ortos to more fully explore and perhaps comment on the information contained in your comprehensive inspection report, Mcavity while I toil in mongerless fields.
Thanks again.
First of If anyone still hasnt got it think Phil rather than Phillip. If after this your are still in the dark then I cant help you.
Great report thanks Mcavity. Its very interesting to read a detailed report from a fresh perspective. I am new to mongering, apart from my 4 tours of North Cyprus my only other experience is a couple of days in Prague, so I haven’t got a great deal of other experiences to compare Cyprus to.
What you said about Imperator is spot on in my view. I am surprised you saw dead cockroaches, normally the rats eat them. The customer toilets were medieval and the room I stayed the night in wasn’t much better, esp the toilet/shower area. Having said that, my pal the Elephant Man stayed over on the same visit and his lady had a very nice room. My lady from their was a real looker with an OK attitude, but again the Elephant Man picked a lady who had a great attitude and who he had several subsequent sessions with across a couple of visits. She looked miserable and aloof in the club, but was a charming, warm sweetheart once on her own.
Again what you said about the English language expertise of the club personnel and ladies is spot on. I am now learning Russian in earnest.
You are correct about Prenses. Its right next to Forplay and owned by the same gentleman who speaks excellent English. I am visiting late November with the Elephant man. I will certainly seek out Ella based on your recommendation. Again I can concur with you on the condom issue.
Surprised to hear about Golden Girls. Certainly you are right about the décor. I am hoping they are running it down as I believe they intend to relocate to the Lapta area. Currently they are located slap bang in a residential area and there is pressure for all clubs to be located away from residential areas. Personally, I would be delighted to have a knocking shop on my doorstep back here in Blighty. Guess I will have to make do with the library and supermarket for the time being. Getting back to the point, The Elephant Man and myself escorted two charming ladies from their to our luxury residence, on our last visit. One was from Brazil, the other (mine) was from Moldova. Both were very warm and accommodating and mine had excellent BJ ability. I am taking some Gold Stars for here on my next trip, hoping she wont have flown away in the meantime.
I was surprised to here about the lack of girls in some of the clubs. I have know some to be quite before, but not quite to the extent you indicate. I am certainly not disputing your experience, so I guess you were a bit unlucky in this regard.
Albeit from my limited experience, I would certainly recommend another visit. Each time the Elephant Man and I have visited we have had a better experience, than before, as we have got to know the ropes. I am also booked to go back in December as well as November. In December I fully intend to cross the border for a couple of days so that I can research the South in comparison. You seem to have got a good handle on the place for just one visit. If you do decide to venture back again and have any specific queries then please feel free to ask.
Two questions from me to you Phil please- whats Stanis and when was your visit?
Excess & Ortos. I will be delighted to here from you if you do decide to tread on Northern Soil.
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Sorry to post the same report (almost) twice.
I thought I had messed up the first time hence why I tried again.
Good humping
I was in Larnaka last week for a very short time. I went out with some Cypriot friends to a fish restaurant and then they wanted to visit some cabarets. The majority voted for Mamounia so I had to follow. Since most of the guys work in the same company as myself I told them I had no intention of picking up a girl from there. Just wanted to watch the show and have a drink. Of course things turned out very different. As soon as I sat down I was approached by a girl which looked a bit oriental. She told me she was half Japanese and half Ukranian. I ended up paying the four drinnks and took her to a hotel for the night. She was very goodlooking and the sex was o.k but I was a bit annoyed by the fact that she was asking for money all the time. First she wanted the money upfront. I explained to her that this was a very bad tactick on her part and I end up giving her 30 pounds. Most likely she would have gotten more is she waited. The next morning I ordered breakfast and paid for it but she was not pleased. She told me to go and get her some cigarettes. By that time I had enough and called taxi to send her home. I dont remember her name (probably good idea) but if you go to Mamounia it is easy to spot her (and avoid her!)
I was in Larnaka last week for a very short time. I went out with some Cypriot friends to a fish restaurant and then they wanted to visit some cabarets. The majority voted for Mamounia so I had to follow... Mamounia it is easy to spot her (and avoid her!)
Hey Lapin,
Thanks for the update, and good timing as I will be investigating Larnaca again (after a two month absence due to getting involved very deeply in the Paphos scene) together with Excess (and maybe others?) next week.
I've had my doubts about Mammounia and the girls there since this past July. At first I liked the place, thought they had very good looking girls. But quite frequently as I went to this place I started to pick up on a certain vibe there that I did NOT like. I found several girls there to be "shark-like" and possibly tending towards the "processor" personality. Alot of girls there seem to push for this "private dance" bullshit at CYP20! I just get the vibe from some girls that I will not get a real good GFE type session, although yes there are some lookers there...
I wrote about my last expereince at Mammounia, when I had met a stunning Russian girl from the Urals. But when I bought her a drink and started to interview her in-depth, it became clear that she A) did not DFK; B) did not do BBBJ and seemed mainly interested in doing the minimum but taking the most money. She even told me it would cost more for two pops then one, and if I wanted three pops, well...By that time I just cashed in my chips and left, 11 pounds to the poorer, but much wiser. I have not been back to the place since, but was considering going for another look next week with Excess, who does like the place generally.
Tell us: Did you not have time to look into Dantella or Barbies, which are for me the two top clubs in Larnaca?
One more point: After investigating quite extensively in Paphos, I have noticed how unsympathetic the Larnaca scene is, in some aspects, by comparison. For example, rarely do the Paphos clubs charge me for my own drinks (even if I just come in to take a look and have a quick drink withOUT taking a girl out; and girl drinks are only 10 pounds in Paphos vs 11 pounds in Larnaca. Plus, the take out time is far more friendly in Paphos at 02.00 for weekday nights, and you can generally negotiate a rate to go even earlier (like mid-night) if you want to pay extra...
Ortos
Thanks for the update Lapin always appreciated especially the problem ones to steer us on to the right path.
And Ortos, your update and compare and contrast has me wondering about the merits of doing Larnaca !!!
Well, one must take part in all aspects of a research project and I will be very happy to inspect both Larnaca and Paphos on the hunt for those diamonds in the dross. Made all the better with a trusted partner in crime.
I am up for it !!!
Me and You
11-01-07, 21:02
Hey Ortos,
Long time we are waiting your comments and updates on Cyprus scene. They are always interesting. When you are going to Larnaka. I will be there next Tuesday for few days. Can you give us some updates about larnaka Clubs, especially (Barbies, Dantella and High Heels. Or others). Do you still encouraging me to visit Pahos. Any new recommdations? May be we can meet for a drink if you send me private msg as I can't send, sending me your contact. Waiting to hear from you.
[QUOTE=Ortos]Hey Lapin,
Thanks for the update, and good timing as I will be investigating Larnaca again (after a two month absence due to getting involved very deeply in the Paphos scene) together with Excess (and maybe others? ) next week.
Thanks for the update Lapin always appreciated especially the problem ones to steer us on to the right path.
And Ortos, your update and compare and contrast has me wondering about the merits of doing Larnaca !!!
Well, one must take part in all aspects of a research project and I will be very happy to inspect both Larnaca and Paphos on the hunt for those diamonds in the dross. Made all the better with a trusted partner in crime.
I am up for it !!!
Let's not forget that each venue has it's pluses and minuses. There are some distinct positives about Paphos over Larnaca, however there are some negatives as well. For example, I have noted --and Rayboy will be able to confirm this from personal experience-- that there is an almost universal convention on the part of Paphos club managers to completely rip-off tourists and otherwise not-in-the-know foreigners. At Stathmos and Illussions, two Paphos clubs with top line-up of girls, if a tourist walks in and wishes to engage a girl, he will invariably be quoted the price of CYP150 for taking a girl out. (Don't forget the real rate for overnights quoted to locals or foreingers considered as locals is CYP40 or 50!).
There are also two clubs in Paphos that have A-team girls but quote these upsurd 150-quid overnight fees even to locals! These are La Grotte and Eva 1+1 clubs on the Paphos "Bar Street," i.e. the street with all the bars, bad restaurants and disco clubs just parallel to the seafront opposite the Annabelle and Almyra hotels. I was told by one source that both clubs may be run by underground Mafia elements (as if the other clubs are not?). I would consider both these two bar-street clubs "No-go" clubs.
Even Club Aroma, another club in Paphos offering an A-team girl line-up engages in the practise of over-charging tourists and foreigners.
Also can get dud sessions and girls that are sharks and mis-represent there performance level in Paphos clubs, just as at clubs anywhere. At Stathmos, my personal pick for the best club in Paphos where you can get a measue of couch action in the back seats (I once saw a hot Moldavian there giving a client a bare-back hand-job (perhaps a little bbbj too???; and I have myself been given lots of DFK and HJ action through the trousers there :)), I've had overnights with five girls. Three were outstanding and rate up with some of my top FKK performance memories. One was so-so, but not bad. The last was a complete disaster and a major rip-off. A Belarus girl started to play all kinds of mind games with me once at home and then demanded to go back when she didn't like the fact that I discovred her disingenious approach.
So life in Paphos is not exactly a bowl of cherries...
Ortos
Nika
She is 22 yo
Purpose of the acquaintance:
# friendship and contact
# love, relation
# regular sex two together
# group sex
# marriage, the creation of family
# marriage "for the form"
Children: No
No, she is not married
She works for her boss (a pimp)
She speaks English and Russian
Hair on the head: Bright
Vital priorities:
# creative realization
# the maximum of sex
# the material welfare
She doesn't smoke
Relation to alcohol: She doesn't drink generally
Relation to the narcotics: Never
Sexual preferences the orientation: Bi
In the sex she loves:
There is the homosexual experience: Yes, only sex
As frequently she would wants to be occupied by the sex: Several times in the day
There is the heterosexual experience: Yes, they lived together
Total cost = 200 € the night (you give a part money for her and other part for her boss)
I give her phone number in PM only if you exhange infos on Cyprus scene.
Dear Ortos and Excess
during my last trip to Cyprus I also visited Barbies. I was planning to write a report but was too bussy with work. Well, I went there one night alone and I was determined to interview all the girls before choosing one. The first one was a blond from Ukraine called Natalie. She speaks very good English and has a good sense of humor. In fact, when I told her I will speak with all the girls in the club she suggested that I should also speak with all the garcons! The second one was Elena also from Ukraine. Very beautiful body but I did not like the attitude. A bit cold I thought. The third one was a suprise. It was good old miss anal-Valeria. She was still there and she told me she was leaving soon. The fouth one was a Filipina, very exotic and great body. I usually prefer east europeans but this time I had to make an exception. Sandra is special and I order the four drinks at once. The sex was also fantastic 10+ great bj and the tightest pussy you can ever imagine (smaller tha Valerias rear end!) I give strong recomendation for Sandra...
Thanks, Lapin.
That sounds very encouraging. Nice to know who to look out for. We'll be down in Larnaca in just a couple of nights so we'll chek out your recommendations.
So Miss Valeria is still there? I went to Barbies a couple of times in August and did not see her. So I had assumed she had left, earlier than she told me when I first met her in July. Well, hope she overlaps with our visit. That will give Excess a chance to session with this exceptional girl.
It will be interesting to compare the Larnaca scene with the scene in Paphos, which is pretty rocking right now, esp at the club Stathmos which just received a number of new girls. Many from Moldova and Ukraine...Some really top performers there right in the league of Valeria of Barbies...
Ortos
you both have me sitting and weeping at the thought that the Roundabout esp. Barbies is in very good shape..... and then there is Paphos to inspect !!!!
Onwards, Ortos, my good man, I am very much ready.
'Excess'
Thanks, Lapin.
That sounds very encouraging. Nice to know who to look out for. We'll be down in Larnaca in just a couple of nights so we'll chek out your recommendations.
So Miss Valeria is still there? I went to Barbies a couple of times in August and did not see her. So I had assumed she had left, earlier than she told me when I first met her in July. Well, hope she overlaps with our visit. That will give Excess a chance to session with this exceptional girl.
It will be interesting to compare the Larnaca scene with the scene in Paphos, which is pretty rocking right now, esp at the club Stathmos which just received a number of new girls. Many from Moldova and Ukraine...Some really top performers there right in the league of Valeria of Barbies...
Ortos
Silvermesh
11-05-07, 20:16
Hi,
I am flying to Cyprus (lefkosia) tommorrow. This not my first trip as I have been there several time for business before and have used so far the only escort agency available (cyprus escort).
However the select is quite limited so I am thinking about trying the clubs.
As I have had very bad experience with clubs on some other countries I would apprieciate some guidance.
I would be gratefull if some one could answer the follwing questions:
1. What clubs are recommended in Lefkosia? And what price levels should I expect?
2. Reading some information on net, it seems to me as if I have to pay the club go away and come back when the club closes to get the girl to come back with me. Is this true or does the girl follow me immediatly?
3. If I have to pay the club go away and come back then how do I make sure that they simpley do not ripp me off?
Also reading the previouse entry in this thread I came across imperator on the turkish side. I am kind of curiouse about it so I am wondering:
1. Is it safe to go to the turkish side? Is it safe at imperator?
2. How easy is it to get to imperator from the cyprus side (Basically can I get a cab from Hilton Cyprus and ask him to drive me to Imperator? How long would it take in that case? )
3. During what hours is it open?
Thanks in advance for any responce.
Hi,
I am flying to Cyprus (lefkosia) tommorrow. This not my first trip as I have been there several time for business before and have used so far the only escort agency available (cyprus escort).
However the select is quite limited so I am thinking about trying the clubs.
1. Is it safe to go to the turkish side? Is it safe at imperator?
2. How easy is it to get to imperator from the cyprus side (Basically can I get a cab from Hilton Cyprus and ask him to drive me to Imperator? How long would it take in that case? )
3. During what hours is it open?
Thanks in advance for any responce.
Unfortunately, our Nicosia expert, Mr Excess, is tonight in Paphos (with me :) and begins his update research of Nicosia clubs tomorrow (Weds) night. His comments will not be posted for another week or so, so you will have to read the old reports on the Nicosia thread and extrapolate. Generally Nicosia prices are higher than other towns in Cyprus, and yes, you do have to pay the club the girl take out fee, then come back to club later or arrange for club to deliver girl to your hotel. You pay the girl her fee to the girl directly.
As for the North:
Yes, it is perfectly safe. But the way to go there is as follows:
A) Take taxi from Hilton to the Ledra Palace Check-point, near Plateia Aigypto.
B) Walk across border (you need you passport), entering the Turkish side by foot.
C) Walk into the town and get a taxi in northern Nicosia to the club. N.B.: Taxis standing at the border itself will rip you off. They are 40% cheaper once you walk into the town a bit.
Do not attempt to take Greek taxi from southern side to northern side. The taxi driver will rip you off and it will be much too expensive. Just walk across and do the taxi transfer completely on the Turkish side.
Imperator: Once a great club with a great selection, this place has now, according to recent reports over the past year or more, degenerated into an absolute Hell-Hole! There are, apparently, much better clubs elsewhere in Nicosia. Try Playboy before you ever venture to Imperator, if recent reports are to be believed.
Good luck and tell us of your adventures.
In southern Nicosia, the clubs to try are Coronet, Trocadero (both off Plateia Eleftheria) and Casanova. Elyssee, once the top club may now be hit or miss and very steep prices...
Ortos
Me and You
11-08-07, 17:36
Unfortunately, our Nicosia expert, Mr Excess, is tonight in Paphos (with me :) and begins his update research of Nicosia clubs tomorrow.Ortos,
Thanks for all your ipdates and inofs. i still in Cyprus, any new reccommandations about Larnaka or Pafos.
I will post later about my visit to Larnaka.
Ortos,
Thanks for all your ipdates and inofs. i still in Cyprus, any new reccommandations about Larnaka or Pafos.
I will post later about my visit to Larnaka.
I was in Larnaca a few nights ago. Generally found things in a bit of a decline. Barbies for example was somewhat disappointing in terms of the line-up (only 7 girls!) and their attitudes. Only bright spot there: The Philippina, Sandra, that Lapin reported on below. At Dontella there were better looking girls. I was impressed by a blonde Ukranian named Julia, but she was booked so I could not pursue for pleasure and research purposes. I also saw a few Latina girls from DR at Nostalgia and one in Dontella.
Altogether it seems to me there is, at the moment, better talent in Paphos, esp. at the club called Stathmos. Some real winners there. I also hear from Excess that Nicosia at the moment is also in a bit of a decline, but he managed to find some good talent at least in two clubs, Roxy and Casanova. I'm sure he will be reporting on this in the nearest future.
Good luck and look forward to your report(s).
Ortos
"Two questions from me to you Phil please- whats Stanis and when was your visit?"
Sorry RD for the slow response to your questions
Ladies from the "stans" ie Kazakstan, Uzbekistan etc have been dubbed Stanis. Leastways that is my reading of it. And very good too on my first such encounter, lust lust.....
My North Cyprus trip was a month ago towards the end of Ramadan, not thankfully that this had any impact upon mongering oportunities - except perhaps that some of the girls were being rested by their caring employers before the Bayram holiday started with a big upsurge in business with visitors from the Turkish mainland
Perhaps I was a bit hard on Golden Girls in Kyrenia and got them on a bad night. Certainly the manager spoke reasonable English and was keen to provide company for the night at a very good price, a pity he didn't have a better selection on offer. Will give them another try on my next visit - if they haven't moved out of town by then.
Must echo the advice given by Ortos to Silvermesh - steer clear of Imparator. Much better to heed his words of wisdom and take the taxi to Playboy. A bit further out of town but an entirely different world.
Thanks for coming back to me Phil, The Elephant Man and myself will heading back from an inspection tour in less than two weeks. I will let you know if Golden Girls has moved. As allways if there is anything any of you want info on or want me to check out let me know.
R
I had the good fortune to catch up once again with that man about clubs, Ortos. As always, we are able to combine good food, good discussions about the world’s woes, and most importantly provide back-up support and second opinions in the quest for talent. This time, Ortos was going to expose me to the Paphos scene which he has been researching with great care. I was really looking forward to it all.
We had a number of signals from fellow Board members who wished to join the Inspection team, but sadly scheduling did not permit this time. It is encouraging that Cyprus both North and South is being given detailed attention from a growing number of Inspectors who appreciate the value that lies to be discovered in the Sunny Island by those who enjoy the hobby.
First up it was where else but the Roundabout in Larnaca. Our plans nearly came adrift when travel arrangements were a let down and a very late arrival in the Roundabout left little time for leisurely interviewing. Fortunately, Ortos and another friend of the hobby had arrived in plenty of time to do a survey of the status of the Roundabout clubs.
Bottom line, they didn’t much like what they saw. Things seemed to have slipped quality and quantity wise. Dantella was just about sold out of a small band of ladies. The remaining team member was offered but I declined and threw her back into the pond. There were several fine examples on display but sadly their dance cards for the evening were already marked.
We made our way to most of the clubs, there were glimmers of talent in several, Barbies being a big let down as mentioned by Ortos in both numbers and quality. The Good Ship Girl Power needs to dock in Larnaca Bay to refresh the players. It was very much hit and miss, with most clubs absolutely dead and yet Dantella was sold out. Another club had a good team already marked down as “Sold”. While the rest Nada- of course the management could not see it to reduce prices to move the stock.
We also ran into more girls with poor attitudes during interviews than I recall previously. Ortos probably won the prize for interviewing an especially snappish young lady – it was awful to watch from across the couch. Several others had already mentally lined up at the check-in counter at the airport ready-no read desperate to leave. All complained about limited cash in their jeans due to a poor turn out of guests over an extended time period. Guys, we really have to try harder, the girls are getting fed up. Finally noted was an influx of Filipinas and Latinas. The Latinas had barely been sighted previously. It is happening in Nicosia as well.
We also ventured out to High Heels. I did notice a striking blond Ukranian who perked my interest but alas she already had a partner for the night. Sigh. A few “reasonable” ones but then we received the now traditional High Heels Waiter Bull shit.. “you pick a girl – then I tell you a price:, “Well, are you ready to pick?”. Really annoying and we left. It happens too often in this club along with silly price quotes when you finally plead to get them. I am putting HH right up there with Elysee in Nicosia on the Excess Annoyance Factor.
Our wing man elected to remain in a club and I just knew that he would take someone under his wing for the night. In daylight, he confirmed that he had taken a Latina - not too much English - OK but not earthshaking so a bit of a disappointment - pretty much summed up the night for me too.
So, Ortos and I agreed to head off into the night for a late/early morning snack and to compare notes. Bottom line – we repaired to our monastic beds without company after enjoying some food and chat with the thought that , “We are both well past the point in our mongering careers of looking for just a “f**k , we wanted the vibe and the chemistry to be there to nearly ensure a great GFE.” We didn’t see it so we saved our resources and bodily fluids for an assault on Paphos. Which we did.
Sorry to say, given the handicap that the evening got off to a very late start that cramped things –I just didn't locate a partner who I would want to spend the effort on to making us both very happy. And so a new dawn rose over Larnaca and we got ready for the next adventure. There is a first time for everything and this was one of those for me on the Roundabout. Later for Part 2 and 3.
Thanks, Excess for your fine report.
Yes, our night in Laranca just goes to show that both individual clubs and groups of clubs do go up and down in quality. This is for sure the lowest I've seen Larnaca during the course of the last year. I think what was most bothersome to me was the general attitude of many (but not all!) of the girls I spoke to in Larnaca. Several had just plain been there too long and were living proof of the important mongering axiom in Cyprus: Beware of going with a girl who is down to her last couple of weeks of her contract.
I guess, over all, Dontella had the best line-up. About 9 girls. But even here there were one or two with attitude problems. For example, one rather tall, young Moldovan girl, with long black hair who had been in Cyprus for just a month or so (8 face, 8.5-9 body) told me within the first few seconds of conversation: "I hate this job, but I need the money..." I thought: Okay, thanks for your time, but if you hate the job, what kind of passion are you going to generate during a session?
Just to put some specifics here: Club Nostalgia had four Latinas, all from Dominican Republic. Dontella had one girl from Domincan Republic. Philipinezes were seen at Las Vegas (2 were quite good looking), at Nostalgia, at Fantasia (this club had a huge number of girls working --up to 15 girls???--- but not so much quality there, just three doable), and, as Lapin reported below, the lovely Sandra at Barbies.
Barbies I found, uncharacteristically lacking in quality looking and attitude girls. I suppose Sandra the Philipineza was the best of the lot. When I had a drink with her in the club, she told me most of the other mainly Moldovan/Ukrainian girls were rather cold to her, and she felt kind of alone there. Then the waiter came and asked if I liked girls from the Phillipines? I said, "Sure I do...You should bring some more, so Sandra could have company." He said: "Actually, it is planned to bring another two or three in a couple of weeks..." Oh yeah, time will tell...
Sandra was at first reluctant to kiss (i.e. DFK). Funny, when told her I was a doctor (a complete lie which she swallowed hook, line and sinker), her whole attitude changed and she did kiss.
Well, I don't want to write off Larnaca entirely yet. I only would speculate, hopefully, that it is in the stages of transition with many girls on the way out, and hopefully, more new girls on the way in...
I agree entrirely with your comments about High Heels, a club with some good looking girls, but the attitude of the club management which does, it seems, percolates down to the attitude of the girls, make this club a very undesirable place to spend my money. I asked a Belarus girl who had been here for a month or so and had long bleached blonde hair: "Do you do bbbj?" "Her facial expression and firm "No way." says it all... I will steer clear of this place.
Note: We looked into almost every club, except Bunnys Club and Mammounia...
Ortos
First up allow me to make two statements. My last report on the Roundabout in Larnaca may have come across as discouraging for members who have visited or are contemplating to do so. Do NOT be discouraged. The Roundabout was at a low point during our visit but as elsewhere things change almost weekly and certainly bi-monthly with new talent being washed up with the tide. More importantly with the departure of jaded team members for whom it is time to go home. The Roundabout remains almost unique in the number of clubs and club girls that can be easily accessed by foot in a 500 meter radius. Herein lies its attraction. Also nice to get out in the fresh air when moving from club to club since there are no entry fees and if you feel like one more beer during the course of the evening this can be possible since you do not need to drive – being the prudent mongers that we are on ISG. So, DO go to the Roundabout and report your own findings.
And now Paphos - I was simply very impressed in a positive way. Ortos has done a sterling effort in inspecting a number of clubs and researching attitudes and talent. Great stuff. For value for money and results, I think that I will have to give the prize at least during my visit to Paphos.
Not as compact as to club locations as The Roundabout or even Nicosia but there is gold in them thar hills and prices are good. Mid-week CYP 50 club fee if you are the in the company of an experienced guest or can wear them down. Thanks Ortos.
We visited several clubs but let’s start at the top for Ortos and I believe me – Strathamos (sp). A nice club with good vibes. Friendly waiters and with Ortos assistance no bullshit. About 13 girls of whom, Excess could see his way to entertaining perhaps 8-9, not a bad start. Unfortunately, the star of the place a Miss V. who Ortos had recommended for an Excessively good time was booked. She did look the part. A further strong candidate tall blond and buxom who Ortos had a strong attraction for, was most friendly even when Ortos became a little distracted with a newish candidate. The blond lady came over to me with a smile and welcomed me as a friend of Ortos and wished me well in finding what I might be looking for. The Monger in me of course took over and I assured her that Ortos had spoken glowingly of her – she purred with pleasure at that of course, I asked her if she was busy this evening. She said that unfortunately she was – I asked if she had informed Ortos of this as he had a glint in his eye – she said that not yet as he was distracted but that she will. A thoroughly nice lady in all ways – sort of set the Club tone or vibe for me. And a good start.
Ortos was becoming progressively more caught up in his interview and moved off to the couches for a more detailed debriefing of his interviewee. I felt pretty comfortable that the lady might pass her interview as she was very open as we stood at the bar prior with making good eye contact and smiling always a good sign. In fact, if she hadn’t come over to Ortos while I was speaking to Miss Tall Blond, I would have asked her over for an interview myself.
Watching Ortos make his way to the couches – a very comfortable club by the way, I noticed from the side that a Lady had joined me at the bar. After introductions, I realized that Ortos had mentioned this lady earlier as she had joined him for an evening earlier in the week. His comments were that she delivered but that there was bit of hesitancy on her part that slightly detracted from the impression that she had left. Did I mention that Ortos had also said that she had one of the best sets of natural tits that he had come across in quite some time? When Ortos speaks on such matters in such terms, Excess listens.
It seems that she had a quick word with Ortos about having another session this evening. Ortos, the gentleman that he is, let her down gently. She then, smart girl, asked “And what about your friend over there, is he looking for company this evening?” Ortos answered along the lines of “Does the sun come up in the morning?”
In any event, it was Alona from Moldova who was next to me. A very pretty and seemingly well built example. Nice to speak to and initial interview went well. I have to admit that there was an element of wondering if she could lift her already decent performance record with another chance and then there was that body that Ortos mentioned in passing.
I requested a more in depth interview and moved with Alona to the couches for a drink together and got her comfortable. Wishing to be surer of what might be on offer we went through the menu with a bit of subtlety. All wished for was on offer and in particular kissing and BBBJ. A few test cuddles and kisses in the booth were satisfactory but discrete and not full on. Alona commented that she didn’t like to get too expressive on the couches in the club but that in the room in her words, "I would see much more."
She then got up to dance and I was able to see a very fine body and an outstanding in every respect pair of “C’s”. That was it and I had made my selection for the night. She returned from the dance floor, I asked the waiter for the tab and went to the bar and paid it. CYP 50 for the club – including my drinks, girl fee separate CYP 30, or more if the experience warranted it.
Picked her up from the club and the night went smoothly and Alona fully kept her promises. In fact, she performed very well making good use of a number of positions and no problem in completing them 3 times during the night the and morning wake-up call. She showed appreciation for lengthy DATY sessions and in general the respectful but lustful handling that Excess provides when encouraged. Her DFK was very good and BBBJ with surprise CIM with skill. There was a slight but noticeable distancing during several points of the night in her eyes. This may be what Ortos was referring to but not as pronounced as he mentioned. Alona had only been in Cyprus for a short time and perhaps was getting used to the club lifestyle bit by bit and I gained from her slowly growing comfort factor. It is possible that she has some personal issues about her current work/life balance that won't easily go away.
A great body and the breasts were magnificent – almost worth the price of admission alone. She didn't mind them being put to good use. All in all a very good session and having a quiet finish to the previous night made for an even stronger experience with Alona. Took her back to her apartment and yes would repeat but then there are other avenues to explore in club Strathamos.
Several other clubs were investigated... Illusions a club not too far from Strahamos probably shone as a very good club vibe and talent pool. Worth exploring in more depth. Only issue was a lady waiter who was extremely pushy in buying drinks. This became very annoying as one requires 2-5 minutes to chat and feel any mutual vibes/chemistry before deciding to through them back into the pool or perhaps investing a drink to conduct an in depth interview. At CYP 10 or so a pop, one is not interested in just buying a drink for everyone who walks up for an interview. It became just too annoying and so we left. So, lady waiter score was no lady drinks sold and no club fee gained from two handsome and gentlemanly prospective Customers who were definite buyers. Where is the percentage for the club in this? But we met it again in other clubs.
Illusion in my opinion should be on the list of clubs to visit.
We also visited several other clubs, one a out of the way taverna looking place from the outside, but very big in the inside. Not too may girls and nothing striking but I noted it as having potential for finding a diamond in the rough that had been blown in form the storm. Mongering isn’t meant to be an easy stroll in the park, and I appreciated Ortos going the distance in searching out possible buried treasure. Ortos will know the name of the place for future reference.
I dropped in alone to Calygua(sp) club as Ortos had a short errand to do. There are two clubs of the same name – one a ‘B’ team farm club of this one which was the Bigger League club. Nice layout, a good bench of talent with my GFE detector scanning the sitting girls and immediately came up with several possibles. Move to the bar ordered a coke and a hello to the waiter. Very soon candidate number one in the club pecking order made her way to my side. A young and giggly Ukrainian girl who threw off the vibe that she was too inexperienced yet for this line of work but was going to try to make a go of it. Nice girl. Her bum had not even sunk into the stool cushion when the bar waiter –“Drink for the lady?”
After the High heels experience and others, the lady bar tender at Illusion and now this, uncharacteristically for me this moved rapidly from highly annoying to extremely pissed off. I challenged the waiter and told him that I wished to interview the lady and others for long enough to say hello, exchange some data and then I would decide to buy her a drink or excuse her and talk to others. He being somewhat young himself and not really unpleasant said “You must buy a drink for lady”. I am afraid that that did it for me.
My response that shocked him was “No, I don’t have to buy the Lady a drink, I am a Customer and I am very unhappy with your aggressive attitude to buying drinks. “ He responded that I may have misunderstood that I have to buy a drink for the lady but that was the rules of the club.” Basta. I said that “OK How much is my drink? He answered 2 pounds. “I pulled out my money” – girl still there on the stool becoming wide-eyed – and put down 2 pounds as the waiter thought now I was going to buy a drink for the lady, and told him “Here is the money for my drink. Because I am very unhappy with the attitude of the club, I 1) will not be buying this very nice lady a drink or the other nice ladies I see that I may wish to talk to. 2) I will not be giving the Club its club fee to take one of the nice ladies out for the night. 3) I will not be giving the nice ladies a good fee more than minimum for excellent company. I am now going out of this club and will go to another club. Please do think about who are the losers in this and why it is caused by your demands that I buy a drink for a lady that has not even sat down properly beside me”. I thanked the wide-eyed girl, kissed her hand and turned and left. I am not sure if I heard virtual clapping or nnot from the girls in the club as I left.
Paphos is certainly a new hunting ground that needs to be followed up on from Ortos ground breaking research. I can see great value to be found there and as they say, I want to repeat the Paphos experience. It was made all the more pleasant by Ortos’ company (except for one club visit as above), and an extremely good pre-assault meal at an Italian restaurant. Great to get back into the more normal Ortos-Excess club visit routine and the time with Alona made it a very good overall experience. Get thee to Paphos fellow mongers !!!
Later for the now also traditional Excess Nicosia Club update. Two very good diamonds were located and extracted from the clubs in spite of very slow activity levels in the Nicosia clubs. CIM seems to have come back into vogue - not that I am complaining. Slow? More like tumbleweed and small dust storms blowing in the streets. But top sessions were had and will be reported on in due course.
As always every Club visit is a learning experience.
Thanks Ortos.
A tremendous report, Mr Excess! (Hey, wasn't there an excessive use of the name "Ortos" in your report?). Well, it's strange and delightful to read a report about events that you yourself experienced. I wish I had more time to sit down and compose my own version of events from top to bottom the way you do!
Glad this sweet girl, Alona of the great tits, floated your boat. So you got CIM out of her? Top notch stuff. I thought her BBBJ was excellent and really soft, right up there with some of the best in FKKs...just not long enough attention to that detail and I let her move events along...
The club Stathmos is really the top club (for me) in Cyprus right now. It's like shooting fish in a barrel, since you can almost be sure whoever you pick will be a no-nonsense session...Note: Almost anyone you pick, because I did have one bad experience in the same club with a Belarus girl who pulled some kind of multiple personality act with me and demanded to go home before the deed was properly done. She was really just a bad apple.
There are so many top acts at Stathmos that you could almost set up camp just there...
But of course the endless yearning for the hunt and need to explore new venues, new clubs leads me to open other doors just for a look-see.. That's what happened last night in Paphos: I went with our mutual friend who you met in Larnaca and explored the club we two just stepped into for a fem moments: Lycavitos in the Mouttallos region of Paphos (kind of up on the cliff above Illusions). This is a B-team club, and the girls there last night were pretty uninspiring...except for one new import, a darkish Latina from DR. Nice girl with a very sexy vibe, although slightly on the chunky side. I reckon she would give a nice GFE... The waiter says that he is changing the whole line up save her within the next couple of weeks and he will be bringing in three or four more girls from DR. We saod we'd check back in a couple of weeks...and then we went to Katayidha.
Katayiadha is the club you mistakenly referred to as Caligula (that is the name of a horrid club on the Veronica Hotel roundabout that is not worth the time to visit). But Katayiadha, the club where you got into the argument with the waiter/manager Savvas, is a different story. Partly egged on by your comments that there was some talent in there I went back for a closer look. I ended up investing in one drink for research purposes with a very nice blonde curvey Moldovan/Russian girl named Alyssa (which she pronounces "O-lyssa"). I had spoken breifly to her on a previous visit but did not buy her a drink. Last night I did and ended up going the full monty with her buy paying the 40-quid club fee and took her home.
Well, I never thought I would see a nicer pair of tits than Alona at Stathmos, but I was wrong: This Alyssa has a rack that rivals if indeed it does not surpass those of your last Paphos date, described above. Absolutely super. A truly great session, a very sexy woman, who does giggle a bit (so I wonder if this is not the girl you abruptly said goodbye to when you were abused by the waiter? She had straight bleached blonde hair down just below the shoulders and really great curves and super soft skin.) We really clicked and I thought this is the dream girl of all time until I confronted the bbbj issue and found she does not do this (only covered) at least on the first date. DFK was there though, but her overall performance was enough to make me think to go back again real soon...
By the way, You were quite correct to take that waiter to task for pressuring you. We have to earmark now an almost universal bad behaviour of some waiters when it comes to dealing with foreigners here. First they always quote a higher club rate to non-locals; sometimes three times the local rate! You just have to try to negotiate this down to the real local rate (40 pounds on week days, 50 on weekends.). Second is the pressure thing. Got to confront them. Well, next time you come I will take you in there myself and introduce you that should help. Last night, the same man who tried to pressure you, received the following from me: "I will buy this lovely girl a first drink to get to know her better in the secluded booth in the back. However, you will give me at least 20-25mins before you come and bother me for another drink again, okay?" "Okay, man, you got it..." was his reply.
The beat goes on: Reports are there are two new Ukrainians starting in Stathmos this week... Guess I'll go take a look this next weekend...
Thanks for your great reports, Excess.
Ortos
Thanks for adding some detail and names to the piece, Ortos. I seem to be getting poor in retaining names - blood must be permanently draining downwards from my big head.
I am ready for 'next time' and hope to be able to darken the doors of both the Roundabout and the Paphos scene. I very much enjoyed the whole experience even with its ups and its downs.
Alona did perform well, and the CIM wasn't a whoops and pull away action, she knew that she was having an effect before and the girl kindly remained on the task and let the natural lubricant do its work for a few minutes more. I kind of got the idea that she wasn't afraid of the snake even when it started spitting at her. Nice.
Overall, I think that she is becoming used to the scene and probably those who come after us will be increasingly rewarded if they display gentlemanly treatment towards her. I like your analogy to fish in a barrel. Can't wait to get my rod out again and fish those waters.
With respect to the curvy blond that impressed you so much, from my recollection my seatmate was shortish and slim, very imature in both look and attitude.
The lovely Alyssa may be one of the bevy of others that set off my GFE scanner on first entering. There was indeed talent there, too bad my departure was so abrupt. And you say her rack topped as it were Alona's?
Stunned silence.
I'll bet the Ortos charm will have the cover unwrapped next time after a consultation first on the couches.
So much more to do, my friend.
Excess,
If this curvy blonde was not your seatmate, then it must have been the somewhat slim, and petite youngish girl, whom I had not seen before, who has slightly curly hair and an ass to die for! She was dancing at the pole wearing a dress outfit, slightly pinkish/reddish colour, which revealed a good portion of her lower cheeks. Superb body, but as I was occupied with another target I did not have time to probe into her personality. I trust you when you say she was a bit too young and perhaps immature...
Do come back to Paphos asap! You know my dates, so hope you can arrive before I Auf wiedersehen out of here...
Ortos
Me and You
11-16-07, 00:13
[QUOTE=Ortos],
Ortos and Excess,
Great reports about Larnaka and pafos, I agree with you. Larnaka is in decline. I ve heard that most pretty girls go to Europe. They make more money and less pressure. Barbies I didn't any special girls. Dantella may be 2, one of them was Giulia I guess but she was busy. Few ones in High Heels. SKIRTS Club, on the road to Dekelia (left side)
2 or 3 good ones, best of them Ina (a blonde tall ukrainan barby face girl (GFE-BBJ-CIM). Mammounia, I went for a look, good selection (Svieta, a very hot moldavian I know her 2 years ago, she is leaving this week) I didn't go with her because I had my flight early the next day, Cristina, Ukranian, a model body type. I will see her next week as I am coming back there.
Thats all about Cyprus for last week. I hope there is new talents there. Any recomendations. I am thinking to go Pafos for at least 2 nights.
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Jackson
Barbies larnaca roundabout.
Hight heels opposite Palm beach hotel.
Nika I give you her phone by PM but one guy sent me sms where she was old and not good 200 € for the night.
Hi I am going to stay in Limasol for some day, so the big clue is.
Is ther any good clubs in Limasol.
If anybody can give me some tips I will be a happy man.
I am a sailer so I don't have so much time in Limasol, but anotherthing is that I travel all over the world so I will start to send report to you all wher its good for mongring if I spot some good playses.
Hope some can help me with Limasol
Brgd Per
Cezara Dantes
11-30-07, 09:51
Hello,
I just have few comments regarding to all of you men.
I am a girl, actualy not looking bad and smart.
I have been passing to all this treatmens in cyprus-YES- I was a 'dancer'
Lets name it as it was in the damnt it contract I signed.
And what life showed me in Cyprus I don't wish even fro the one who badly hate me. But cyprus cabaret life showed me also how to look different to your self-who I was-who I am.who I can be.
And yes, I did it, I got out from 1 mouth cabaret time.
And now I am working in Marketing, and I have my degree and I also speak 5 lang. But not about me I wanted to talk I here-Is about you MEN.
You like short skirts? Yes I kno: is natural.
But the way you act in real life and the way you act when you are in cabaret is different. And how I learn about Cabaret man is that you never deserv to be called MAN. From time you bougth a girl and you payed to the manager 00 $ and her tryed to f''''' and run Just have a look: will you feel realy good when some one will do this to your daughter? : P funny but very painfull.
And just a small advice: if you see the cabaret girl is simple, smart and realy nice girl. Give her some money and make her fell better then any one before you.
I am sure 50 from girls in cyprus they don't realy know what they signed in that contract, and they are not for f''' but for making money for their studies and help Parents.
For me is kind of past pain 1 m in cyprus Show Palace and Gentleman club.
What ever the name is, no matter. Dirty places, dirty people, dirty money poor girls.
Than you,
Cezara
PS: don't be so pround that you f''''' a poor girl and gave her 30 P
She will blame you and your famaly for rest of your life.
Take care many girls are sick. Sexually transmited and they don't realy know about this, and not their boss or impresario.
Cezara Dantes
11-30-07, 09:59
vegamars,
lol.
makes you give me a great mood.
you have no idea about moldavian beauty.
the one you see in cabaret is s''''''.
no education, mind sick, and disapointed.
you should visit moldova to real see beauty.
and btw, take care you might be raped in moldova buy the men too.
or just take care of your wallet.
in cyprus in cabaret you feel like a king.
you having money to spend. if you go to moldova, i wish i be there to cick y a'''' and show where is your place.
mr cazanova
Hello,
I just have few comments regarding to all of you men.
I am a girl, actualy not looking bad and smart.
I have been passing to all this treatmens in cyprus-YES- I was a 'dancer'
Lets name it as it was in the damnt it contract I signed.
And what life showed me in Cyprus I don't wish even fro the one who badly hate me. But cyprus cabaret life showed me also how to look different to your self-who I was-who I am.who I can be.
And yes, I did it, I got out from 1 mouth cabaret time.
And now I am working in Marketing, and I have my degree and I also speak 5 lang. But not about me I wanted to talk I here-Is about you MEN.
You like short skirts? Yes I kno: is natural.
But the way you act in real life and the way you act when you are in cabaret is different. And how I learn about Cabaret man is that you never deserv to be called MAN. From time you bougth a girl and you payed to the manager 00 $ and her tryed to f''''' and run Just have a look: will you feel realy good when some one will do this to your daughter? : P funny but very painfull.
And just a small advice: if you see the cabaret girl is simple, smart and realy nice girl. Give her some money and make her fell better then any one before you.
I am sure 50 from girls in cyprus they don't realy know what they signed in that contract, and they are not for f''' but for making money for their studies and help Parents.
For me is kind of past pain 1 m in cyprus Show Palace and Gentleman club.
What ever the name is, no matter. Dirty places, dirty people, dirty money poor girls.
Than you,
Cezara
PS: don't be so pround that you f''''' a poor girl and gave her 30 P
She will blame you and your famaly for rest of your life.
Take care many girls are sick. Sexually transmited and they don't realy know about this, and not their boss or impresario.
Can't let this pass without comment. Cezara is pushing the popular myth of poor innocent naive girls thinking they have found work as waitresses or dancers overseas and then discovering something entirely different is involved. I quite accept that a fair proportion may well find they don't like what is involved in the job once they arrive but the notion that they didn't know from the start exactly what they were letting themselves in for is just not true. And from what she says and her attitude towards men in this report she probably wasn't very good at her job either.
I think that Cezara Dantes may very well be a Troll.
Amusing to thank that "she" makes her first posts soon after the arrival of Romano V aka "a busted former member who shall remain nameless for the moment".
Russian cabaret girl falls to her death
By a Staff Reporter A 21-YEAR-old Russian cabaret worker plunged five stories to her death yesterday morning in Limassol.
Reports say she had been trying to escape from a room into which she had been locked.
Oxana Rantseva fell at around 6.35am from a room in a block of flats at the junction of Karaiskaki and Stasinou streets.
She had arrived in Cyprus on March 5 with a licence to work as an artiste at a Limassol Cabaret until June 8.
However, according to a complaint made to police by her employer, she abandoned her job and accommodation recently.
Police say they do not suspect foul play in her death, but unconfirmed reports suggest she had been locked in the room for several days and fell while trying to escape.
An autopsy is scheduled for today. Limassol police were not available for comment yesterday afternoon.
Copyright Cyprus Mail 2001
Does that sound like a happy worker?
Mcavity don't convice yourself that all the gilrs are there because they want to be, some are conned into going to work, some refuse to go out and they are told they have to to make money.
I have first hand experience of this story and many others, I am a monger yes, but I dont confuse real professional girls with simple poor girls who are just looking to pay for bills, out side the big cities in Russia, Ukraine, Moldovia, Belarus, life is cheap and life is hard to the point of these girls grab to any opportunity they can get to get the hell out.
Have some respect!
Bez Bezarra
12-05-07, 04:15
I comment regarding men.
I am a girl not looking bad and smart.
In cyprus I dance as the contract I signed
life showed me who I can be.
MEN like short skirts But act in real life different.
I learn that you never deserv to be called MAN.
you bougth a girl to f'''''
you feel good when some one do this to your daughter
Advice: if you see a girl is simple, give her money.
In cyprus they want for making money dirty places, dirty people, dirty money poor girls.
you Can't be proud that you f''''' a poor girl
She will blame you and your famaly for rest of your life.
many girls are sick Sexually transmited and don't know about it.
So you lived contract and learned about 'dancing' and men, you should tell us your views,
yes, because you did all of it, you saw all of it, and how it is.
So you tell men that sex poor girls and give them money
have life of shame and don't deserve be called man. :confused:
If that's what you want to say, you can say but then don't forget-
that's only one half of your truth and one side of story. Every story has two sides.
So you remember now the other half. That you will only giving your contract 'dancing' to a man has the money. All poor man who haven't money, well, you didn't give them minyet. :o
Poor men are proud, they deserve to be men. But you calculate and you don't choose them.
You choose the money, not the pride. :rolleyes:
So when your life was not easy, you learn what to do. So understand what you are.
The same as us, not better. We are connected together. :p
Hello friends.
Heading to Limassol at the end of January.
Any update on recommended night clubs / cabarets for take away.
Also heard about changing the Currency to Euro. Any update on prices for take away or escort service.
Any updated advise / info. will be appreciated.
One Cy pound = 1.71 euros
Therefore you should pay the girl about 50-55 euros. But the club fee varies from club to club. I would say around 60 euros for an afternoon session.
North Cyprus is the country where you can find the most of brothels per inhabitant in the world. Thousands of bars, saunas, spas where you have prostitutes like in the cabarets just for an unofficial country where you have less than 300'000 inhabitants It is more cheap than on the greek sidee of this island.
Mcavity,
I said in one of my previous reports that I would let you know if Golden Girls did move to Lapta as my source had indicated.
This is the case and they are located very close to Prenses and Forplay. They are less than a minute, by car down the road, on the same side.
So, there are now 7 clubs all within 5 minutes drive of each other in Lapta. The main cluster being Titanic, Golden Girls, Forplay, Prenses and two clubs who’s names I can’t remember. These are all within a quarter of a mile of each other.
Monamor is situated on the same side of the road but going back towards Alsancak about 5 minutes away.
I cant remember the names of the other two clubs as we have only visited once. The line up of girls was limited and not to our taste (I am being extremely diplomatic) However one of the clubs is being renamed and so maybe it is going to be re launched as a viable concern. Taking a lady back from Lipstick to my apartment I noticed a number of guys putting a new sign up. I didn’t look too hard as I thought it bad form to pay to much attention to another club in front of the lady. Anyway you cant miss it as all these clubs are signposted and or visible from the main road.
Zakum2 is about 10 minutes away from the main cluster, again towards Alsancak.
As always if any of you are planning a trip and want specific information let me know.
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Light Angel
01-27-08, 11:18
Hi everybody,
I will be very simple in my comments about Paphos, this message is for everybody planning going to Cyprus. The whole experience is a rip off! Stay away from this place or people trying to convince you is worth it!
Nothing of what they say is true and if you are a tourist prepare yourself to be the clown of the system. I went to the place recommended by Ortos, Stathmos is called. I was shocked with the lack of quality of the girls (apart from one). This place, and I suppose the rest of the country is controlled by mafias, this looks like a country moving from the thirth world into the developing countries too fast, so it can't swallow it. The typical example: where the general actitude is to rip off tourists, means no idea of business, when you charge different prices to locals that to tourists, basically, you don't have any idea of what earning money is about. To all of you that are intelligent enough to realize that some common writers in this forum may, in fact, be part of the mafia circle, (or at least considered part of the family for them. I suppose they are a good promotion tool to bring tourists and rip them off) Entrance: FREE
Your drink: whatever you drink 10 euros
Girls drinks: pathetic glass with 10mls of light/fake alcoholic drink 20 Euros. Time estimated between 10-15 minutes. All is very well timed, don't be fool! How many drinks to negociate? Unpredictable, very stupid, indeed
Now the good one.
Price to take the girl out 350 euros! But don't be so shocked, everything is included! , this Cyprus people make me laugh, really! Who the hell think they are? Anyway, I suppose I am a normal guy, not a fat or super ugly one that will pay that amount for 5/6 girls, some with a clear actitude and other, the most, completely bored, and definetely not looking like they want to f**k.
So finally BE VERY AWARE OF THE POSTS ABOUT THIS PLACE, Cyprus.
Comments from some of the girls: the gorillas in the club and in other are well known mafia hitmen, they are some professional killers. It is up to you risking your life! The girls only take a percent of what you think is for them, they get paid their basic agreed salary after 6 months, that will explain maybe that the reality is that you will never take anybody to your hotel unless you are really stupid.
By the way I am writing this in the plane, I considered the place so unsafe that I didn't want to risk it until I was out of that island.
Final recommendation: if you want to have an experience go south east in Europe, seriously guys, you are really wasting your time in Cyprus!
I am not going to reply back to anybody of this forum. I am an honest guy, sensible and by the way, very well off!
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Hi everybody,
I will be very simple in my comments about Paphos, this message is for everybody planning going to Cyprus. The whole experience is a rip off! Stay away from this place or people trying to convince you is worth it!
Nothing of what they say is true and if you are a tourist prepare yourself to be the clown of the system. I went to the place recommended by Ortos, Stathmos is called. I was shocked with the lack of quality of the girls (apart from one). with 10mls of light/fake alcoholic drink 20 Euros. Time estimated between 10-15 minutes. All is very well timed, don't be fool! How many drinks to negociate? Unpredictable, very stupid, indeed
Now the good one.
So finally BE VERY AWARE OF THE POSTS ABOUT THIS PLACE, Cyprus.
Comments from some of the girls: the gorillas in the club and in other are well known mafia hitmen, they are some professional killers. It is up to you risking your life! The girls only take a percent of what you think is for them, they get paid their basic agreed salary after 6 months, that will explain maybe that the reality is that you will never take anybody to your hotel unless you are really stupid.
By the way I am writing this in the plane, I considered the place so unsafe that I didn't want to risk it until I was out of that island.
Final recommendation: if you want to have an experience go south east in Europe, seriously guys, you are really wasting your time in Cyprus!
I am not going to reply back to anybody of this forum. I am an honest guy, sensible and by the way, very well off!
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I can only comment like this: I find this post highly suspect. I would argue that it does NOT deserve any induction in the RoD section.
It seems to imply that I and a few others are part of some kind of Mafia circle to promote a certain club, or whatever. LOL! What rubbish!
Anyway, to your points:
-- True, if you are a tourist and/or do not know the local lingo: Look out, you will be way over charged with the prices to the club. In Cyprus, this is just the reality. It is not right, but nor are many things in life. It is just the way it is. Now, when the club management/waiters/whatever quotes you a price like 350 Euros, then it is up to you to attempt to re-negotiate and convince them that you know the local price. Or you leave. Sorry, but this is not ME, it is island-wide mentality and you are correct in being pissed off about it. Lucky for me, I know the local language so I manage to get the local prices...most of the time. Even I, who speak like a native but looks like a tourist, get's quoted funny prices not and again. And if I cannot convince the management to level the prices to local rates...I leave!
--One sign that you were being ripped off (big time) is that you were asked to pay for drinks. I and all my friends who have been to clubs in Paphos NEVER pay for drinks. They are always offered gratis by the club...
--I am not part of a mafia. I have no special interest in whether you (other readers) go to Stathmos or any other club (or no club at all). I only take the time to post my experiences and expertise to benefit those not in the know. Thanks so much for your kind comments about my posts...It really motivates me to write more, you know?
--The staff at Stathmos are NOT murderers or hard criminals. They are just normal Cypriots trying to exploit tourists like you.
Lastly, I am sorry you found the girls not up to your standards. Personally, as a long time FKK man, I have found the selection at Stathmos fairly competitive and I --a person that is fairly selective in terms of beauty and sex appeal-- have never found it hard to get excited about at least five or six of the twelve+ girls there. But I have been away since early December, so I have not seen the line-up in two months. When I go next week, I will post here my impressions of the girls...Just shows beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. But I wonder if you are not purposely embellishing the negatives here to support your overall pissed off attitude because the club did try to rip you off, no doubt,..
But really, you should be a bit more carefull about throwing around accusations both about me and other posters here and about staff that you know nothing about really, other than they tried (unsuccessfully) to take your money.
Bottom line: I think you don't know what you are talking about.
Once again, I fail to see how this report would qualify for the RofD...
Ortos
Ortos
it clear that some people are idiots. No wonder they asked him for 350 euros. If there is a suspect post in this forum is by this so called light angel. I mean, as you can check I write about almos every country in Europe and I dont see any reason that my reports on Cyprus should be fake or lies. In fact my information was verified by a number of members and found to be correct. I found the cabarets in Cyprus to be extremely safe and the owners very nice and direct. As a matter of fact I received a Happy New Year message by one of them! Of course they will try to fool you a few times trying to pass a not very hot girl who does not have a lot of customers but its up to you to be carefull and make the correct choice. The price quoted even for tourists has nothing to do with reality. During my last visit in Dantella in Larnaka I insisted for a three drink deal (55 euros) for an afternoon date and they agreed. It is true that they charge me for my drink but the cost was 5 euros not 10. For me that was not a report of distinction but a report of deception.
I will have to agree with Ortos, Paphos is a very safe place and being a person that has visited many clubs around the world, including Moscow, Cuba, London, Germany etc. Cyprus must be one of the safest places. In fact Paphos must be the only place where they do not charge you for drinks if you have booked a girl. My drinks bill when I went to Aroma (for the first time!) must have been about 40 euros and they said it was on the house.
As regards Light Angels experience, I can only assume he was treated in relation to how he behaved, if you come across rude and arrogant ofcourse people are going to be agressive. all this.... "and by the way, very well off" business, I mean who cares.
I have been to Cyprus several times in the last two years and never had a problem.
Any updates on night clubs for take away?? visiting Limassol at the end of the month.
Visited Tramps few years ago. Guess it had the best line up in Limassol. Heard it is now closed. Any new nightclubs with the same standard?
Any advise / updates will be hightly apprciated.
Just returned from a 3 days trip to Limassol. Currency completely changed to be Euro and no more Cypriot pounds.
On my first night i thought i would try some of the night clubs i knew.
Tramps (in the old city near the port) is now reopened but with new name and new management. New name is Fabrique. Line up was not the same as the old days. Moslty EE and some of the girls said that they do not go away with customers. Had a drink and left.
Asked my Taxi driver about a nice new place and he recommended La Nuit on the coast but a bit away from the Tourist Area. Still most of the clients were Tourists i guess. They had about 11 girls and were mostly EE with 2 Philipinas. Had about 3 girls offering their services but had to settle the deal with the boss (Bartender or Bodygurad....). He advised 150 Eur for the Club and then had to settle the girl's fee directly with the girl. To cut the story short, ended with 120 Eur for the club + 60 Eur for the girl + 10 Eur for her Taxi in the morning. Ended up choosing an ukranian brunette. Cannot remember the name. Had a nice body but little chubby. Agreed with the boss to get ready at 0230 hrs and left almost around 0300 hrs. Back in the hotel she was smoking like creasy and made a move on the mini bar. 3 Whiskys, 1 Brandi, Coke & water. Action started and she was realy good in bed. BBBJ with eye contact, DFK, DATY and the Sex was great. After a little rest round 2 was almost the same and still very enjoyable. She left around 0600 hrs and i was not so unhappy as i had morning meetings and needed some rest.
Next night i thought to try one of the Philipinas. Was intending to go for the younger one with nice face but the boss recommended the older girl and promised better Sex. Same senario as earlier night and we left around 0300 hrs. Back in the hotel, i discovered that i made a mistake and should have sticked to the EE girls. Very cold kissing, bad BBBJ and sex was more mechanical. She slept over and i had to wake her up at 0900 hrs for another round which again was mechanical. I asked her to go home immediately after being done with the morning session.
Think for future visits will always stick with the EE girls.
Guess going rates now are Eur 120 for the clubs and Eur 60 - 70 for the girls including morning Taxi fee.
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It has been a quiet period for this thread, which may indeed reflect the quietness of the scene in Cyprus over the winter. But as things start to warm up, so I believe the reports will once again begin to filter in. Excess will be making a trip in a couple of weeks, so we intend together to look at Larnaca and Paphos, and he will undoubtedly update the situation in Lefkosia (Nicosia).
Riku58's report below speaks for itself, and reading it prompted me to make a few comments:
1. The proper price now in Euros is:
Weekdays: 80Euros Club fee plus 55-60Euros to Girl
Weekends: 100Euros Club fee plus 55-60Euros to Girl
There seems to be an almost universal tradition amongst club owners/managers to try to overcharge non-locals/non-regulars. It may be difficult to counteract this unless you speak Greek, but one technique is to tell them you A) Live in the town you are in and will be a potential regular customer; B) You patronise other establishments (try to name one or two) and thus know the normal prices; C) rattle off the normal local rates and say you are not willing to pay more than your friends do, and then start to walk out and see if they suddenly come down. (Note: Your negotiations normally do work better on non-weekend nights and when you are not trying to lock up a top girl very early in the evening.) Don't tell them you are just a tourist here for a week or so...
2. Riku's comments about the girl raiding the mini-bar: Maybe this is a small point, but you can usually find the whiskey/vodka whatever at numerous 24hr kiosks that are all over the place now. I usually ask the girl what she wants to drink and then buy it at a much cheaper price from these kiosks rather than sport the inflated prices of the hotel mini-bar.
3. Relavant to Limassol: Although I am no expert in the club scene in Limassol, I was told by a friend from that town that the better girls and better prices are to be found in clubs within the town (e.g. on Makarios Ave/Bypass road) rather than in clubs located on the seafront Tourist Area.
I myself have not been too active of late, mainly because I've been devoting my resources during the winter month to the German FFK scene, but I did visit the club called Stathmos in Paphos a few nights ago. There has been a pretty significant change in the line-up since Sept-Nov, when they had several very talanted providers. They've all left and the replacement team NOT up to the standards that used to prevail here. However, there are always a few diamonds in the rough to be found.
There are a couple of Russian girls there, one Nicole is a 23/4 y.o. blonde. A bit young and inexperienced but quite bangable. I had a hard time getting that interested in her, however, because her friend and colleague attracted me more: another Russian also from St Pete's, is a petite-ish brown haired girl, shortish hair who is a bit older (30?), is not the top looker there but still very cute. Her name is Julia and she exudes a very confident and erotic vibe. She spoke very good English too. Seems to have been around awhile, is a bit of a hustler and rather professional manner, whilst still remaining attractive and sexy. My friend ended up with her, so I did not want to "cock-block" him or anything. I just had to let this one go for another occassion. My mate reported she was quite good. In fact, he went with her on two different occassions: First time got 3 shots out of her; second time only two shots. He did report however that she offers CIM with each shot and told him after their first shot that he could "wake her up anytime during the night/morning" if he wanted more sex. Nice attitude...
There was a significant number of Philipino girls there, maybe six or seven. A couple were quite cute, so I went with one named Maria who gave a very, very good BBBJ and offered any kind of positions I wanted, etc. Decent DFK as well. Also she insisted on giving me a long and very good massage after my first shot --which I slowed down to make the forplay and sex stuff last a good two hours, no problem for her. Unfortunately though she was a bit disapponting in the morning, so I may not rush back to her. But that BBBJ was excellent and she had generally very good attitude, like the classic Asian girl mindset: "I want to make you happy by doing whatever you want..." I also liked the fact that she did not drink or smoke!
There were a few other girls here worth mentioning: One a darkish Arab girl from Casablanca who had a great body and gave off the vibe, when I spoke briefly to her, of offering a very satsifying session. Also a "new" Ukranian girl, who it turns out worked here last year and the barman told me is hot, hot, hot offering anal amongst other services. She was late 20s, bleached blonde, but I did not fall in love with her for some reason...
Perhaps the best looker there is a new arrival from Moldovia, a very tall, slim girl with shoulder lenght black hair and legs that just keep on going. Rather attractive face and appears to be about 22-24y.o. My contact behind the bar gave a strange story: Apparently there is an English-Cypriot who comes twice a week to see her and he pays the club 500Euros each time! Therefore the owner of the club says she doesn't go out right now except with him (or anybody else who would pay such an outrageous price!). The barman said he would talk with the boss and see if she could be brought into the normal girl circulation in the near future. She certainly does stand head and shoulders above the rest in terms of looks as well as height!
For those who may know her, I did see the dark-haired Ukranian girl, Misha, who used to work at Barbies exactly a year ago. She has been at Stathmos since last Nov and seems to be working out a full 6-month contract.
Last news: We were informed that two stars of Ukraine, two extremely good looking blondes who worked there last year, Lena and Luna I think he said, would be arriving to work at Stathmos in about 2 weeks. They are supposed to have superb reputations so we await their arrival eagerly.
Otherwise, I have yet to make a good examination of other Paphos Clubs, like Illussions and Aroma, but should do so in the next week or so...
Until later,
Ortos
I had a short visit to Cyprus last week and I only managed to visit Barbies for an hour. The place now has only five girls. The manager told me they have problems finding girls due to new EU regulations. I regognized Sandra the Filippina girl who is leaving in a few days. She sat with me and bought her a drink. I could not book her since I was leaving early the next day but I had a good time with her in the dark corner. She ended up giving me a HJ and I had to go upstairs to clean-up. I planned to also visit Dantella but I was too tired and went back to the Hotel. If you visit this place in the near future you will be dissapointed...
Any updates on night clubs for take away?? visiting Limassol at the end of the month.
Visited Tramps few years ago. Guess it had the best line up in Limassol. Heard it is now closed. Any new nightclubs with the same standard?
Any advise / updates will be hightly apprciated.Hi,
I am expat living in limassol for almost 7 years and club scene changes here almost every year. From my experience I can say best girls you can find at one of following clubs.
- Silk n Velvet (Sea road near K Cineplex)
- Deja Vu (Behind Rio Cinema in town, Go there around midnight for special dabce)
- Zygos (In Makarios Avenue)
I found mostly girls 6-9/10 , mostly speak average english and good fun. As i know managers there so usually I get good girls and same rate. BTW to get GFE , better treat them nicely.
Recently visisted Moose (Tourist Area) and found it quite good and but empty, Took one ukranian girl out n she was willing and ready to please.
gents,
one of our regular correspondents has informed me that a trip to sip from the northern nectar cup, is for him imminent.
i returned from the north in the last couple of days, so the info in this dispatch is bang up to date. i haven’t gone into too much detail but if you have specific questions just post and let me know.
for the first time my consigliere (the elephant man) was unable to accompany me so i had to resort to council via text, which is never quite the same.
the line up at playboy wasn’t as good as i had previously experienced. to my taste and of course these vary greatly, even between discerning gentlemen, such as ourselves the star was julia. the elephant man and myself have both previously dated her and enjoyed her company. if you like stunning slim blondes then look no further. i estimate that they have around 8 ladies working their. if you like tall girls with large jugs then oxana fits the bill. i only saw her dance so i can’t give any further details of performance etc. please try not to maul her jugs too much, they may get out of shape and the elephant man wants to inspect them in may.
the capo there is a kind of turkish version of nigel mansell. he seems to take himself very seriously and to be candid i spent almost as much time observing him as i did ogling the talent. he did make me chortle and i wished the elephant man was in attendance to share the experience.
the other non mongering highlight of my trip was bumping into an iranian guy at the hotel reception, just as i am leaving on official business, so to speak. within a couple of minutes of meeting him he wants to tag along to ‘see the island’. i try and explain that i am just going to pay my speeding fine and to pick up a hooker, but he insists. amongst other things the guy invites me to iran to meet his daughter. i’m on my way to pick up a hooker and this guy wants me to meet his daughter! hello earth calling iranian guy! his antics at the police station were something else but i am digressing, so maybe i will save this for one of my scifi chat rooms.
to put playboy into context it is situated in a cluster of approximately 10 gentlemen’s clubs, along the main road out of lefkosha towards guzleyurt, in the alakroy area. they are spread out over 2.9 miles starting with single star and ending with sexy lady, both on the left if you are going from lefkosha towards guzelyurt. day or night you cant miss them as they are all well signposted and illuminated at night, for your convenience. just be carefull as the turnoffs are very sharp and slow off a fast dual carriageway. as i was leaving mexico i heard a very large crash, over the road. it was dark but i suspect that someone has slowed right down to turn into lipstick and got rear ended.
i visited lipstick, playboy, sexy lady and mexico and from these i would say that lipstick overall has the best line up. i only visited sexy lady during the day to inspect their album. they have just two ladies but they looked worth further consideration. lack of time and a finite supply of harry monk precluded me from making further enquiries. mexico has around 10 ladies only one of whom fitted my exacting bill. they boast 5 stars on their signpost, but i suspect that these weren’t officially awarded by michelin. apologies in advance if i am wrong.
if you are prepared to make the journey, the main cluster of clubs in lapta, previously described by me (rather well if i may venture) are 25 minutes away, from the last club, sexy lady, assuming you stick to the speed limit, which i now do. the last two clubs, on the main cluster of 6 have been re-named, one is now called k5, and seem to be trying to re-establish themselves. if you remember i was less than impressed on my last visit. looking through one of the photo albums i had to turn round to check that jeremy beadle (he was still alive back then) wasn’t about to pounce. i struggled to keep a straight face. as previously stated tastes do vary, but not that much.
prices in lapta are drastically cheaper than at the alakroy clubs. because tastes vary so much its hard to say ‘where the best girls are to be found’ but i would say that overall the most attractive girls tend to be working in the alakroy clubs.
apologies if my spelling of place names aren’t 100% accurate, but they will be close enough for you to identify on a map.
oh and one other thing. i think i got approached by a rent boy whilst out shopping at night. either that or he was just a civilian taken aback by my good looks, who wanted my wood their and then. its difficult to know for sure what’s going on when your only turkish words are yes, no and can i come over your tits please love. anyway i am sure he wasn’t asking for directions. what i needed was the turkish for ‘if your saying what i think your saying i’m going to kick your f****** **** in son. if any of you speak turkish would you be so kind as to pm me this in case this happens again.
rd
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Hi,
I am expat living in limassol for almost 7 years and club scene changes here almost every year. From my experience I can say best girls you can find at one of following clubs.
- Silk n Velvet (Sea road near K Cineplex)
- Deja Vu (Behind Rio Cinema in town, Go there around midnight for special dabce)
- Zygos (In Makarios Avenue)
I found mostly girls 6-9/10 , mostly speak average english and good fun. As i know managers there so usually I get good girls and same rate. BTW to get GFE , better treat them nicely.
Recently visisted Moose (Tourist Area) and found it quite good and but empty, Took one ukranian girl out n she was willing and ready to please.
Where is Zygos? I have never seen it. Silk n Velvet I found to be a very clique places and not very friendly for first-timers.
What are the prices?
I also am most interested to learn:
Details on location of Zygos and more specific location of Moose. Both these clubs I've never heard of before.
Thanks for your great report. Also, if you could render any opinions on specific girls at some of these clubs?
What is your opinion of the Mirage clubs in Limassol?
Thanks again for your help.
Ortos
Many thanks RD for your detailed report on the "Far Side" and the state of play. Could we ask you to give us a price check for the North now that the south has converted to Euros? That would be helpful to ensure that overpayments don't happen or at least to minimise them.
I also am most interested to learn:
Details on location of Zygos and more specific location of Moose. Both these clubs I've never heard of before.
Thanks for your great report. Also, if you could render any opinions on specific girls at some of these clubs?
What is your opinion of the Mirage clubs in Limassol?
Thanks again for your help.
OrtosZygos ::
Drive in makarios avenue from McD towards mitsubishi fairways, you will find Zygos on your right after crossing mitsubishi fairways and fire station , check for green neon sign on top (club entry is very small ) just before junction. Its opposite Pizza Mia. No desiganted parking so you have to park you car in front of shops.
Moose ::
If you drinving towards SeaRoad McD (why I always start with McD ??) from tourist area take first available left (From traffic signal) after crossing appolonia hotel and drive up (you will cross CyTA office on right) until you reach T and you will find Moose on left side of T.
I was out of cyprus for more than 3 months so am not sure if any of old girls are still working there. But will surely report details after next trip.
Rates ussually that I used to pay were CYP60 for club and CYP30 for girls + wine + chocs :) , this is for night (2:30 till girls want to stay) .. Once I brought girl back to my house and she left next evening around 4:00 PM.
If you looking for cheaper option book for "Rendevouz" (Day time) Club CYP30 + CYP30 Girl (from 2:00 PM till 5:00 PM).
Will check and confirm EUR rates. BTW best way to get good girls is to tip "garcon".
BTW, Anyone got contact of any local girl (cypriot) ?? Just wondering if there are any.
Alakroy Area Dec 07
Lipstick. 11AM-6PM. 300 YTL
Lipstick 11AM-6PM. 280 YTL
Lipstick. 11AM-6PM 350 YTL (3 prices for 3 different girls)
Lapta Area Dec07
Golden Girls 1.30AM-9AM 200 YTL. 11AM-4PM 150 YTL
Golden Girls 1 hour 100 YTL (IN)
Titanic 1 hour 100 YTL (IN)
Prenses 1hour 110 YTL (IN)
Prenses 11AM-4PM 200 YTL
Miscellaneous Area Dec 07
Kings 1.30AM-9AM. 250 YTL (IN)
Alakroy Area March 08
Lipstick 11AM-6PM. 280 YTL
Mexico 1 hour 170 YTL (IN)
Mexico 11AM-5.30PM 350 YTL
Mexico 1.30PM-8.30AM 350 YTL (IN)
Lapta Area March 08
Prenses 1 hour 120 YTL (IN)
Miscellaneous Area March 08
Kings 1.30AM-9AM. 300 YTL (IN). This is 50 YTL more than I paid in Dec for the same girl.
Entrance Fees in the evening are 15 YTL in the Lapta Area and 20 YTL in the Alakroy area. Remmember that if you turn up during the day their is no fee to peruse the album, from which you can select a girl. You can road test her for 1 hour to decide if you want to take her for programme.
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What is your opinion of the Mirage clubs in Limassol?Well honestly speaking I was pretty turned off by my initial couple of experiences from Mirage and hence never visited it since 2002. At that time girls were Ok kind in mirage. But best used to be always in S&V/Show Pallace (Both of these and Moulin Rouge Ayia Napa were owned by same person) and I kind of stick to these three (m brand loyal until they stop full nude shows in S&V and shut down Show pallace. Since then its Deja Vu / Zygos / Moose for me in same order. You have to visit all to find best in lot.
BTW, Till now my best GFE was with one girl from Celebrity cabaret (Near municipal garden across starbucks). FK, BBBJTCWS and BBFS and. Very submissive and open for all experiment. Unfortunately that was 2 year back and I am still looking for someone to top this experience.
Apologies I forgot to add that all rates are for takeaways unless stated as (IN). In which cases we stayed on their premesis.
Outstanding information Romys D. and exactly what is needed to ensure that one arrives with the "real story". Can't have ISG's getting confused on the pricing, can we? ;-) Also thanks for taking the time to research so thoroughly and giving us both the "In's and the Out's".
And last but far from least, a big welcome to Nomadxn to ISG and the Cyprus thread. Much thanks for filling in some of the gaps of knowledge of the Limassol area. Good reporting and taking the the time to share.
Spent last weekend in the company of the formidable sexual-mongering athlete, Excess. We checked out the scene in Larnaca both at the Roundabout and further afield. Summary of our findings:
Roundabout: Oh, how things can change. Clubs that last year sported the top girl line-ups now offer, at times, a rather pathetic selection.
Barbies: Once the true Queen of clubs in Larnaca offering day-in/night-out the best selection of sexy girls, now rates rather low on the Roundabout food chain. Walked in, saw about 5 or 6 low B-team girls. Manager Jimmy, looked bored and could not be bothered to animate the scene much. So it was: Walk in, take a quick look, "No thanks," walk out.
Fantasia: Volume of girls was there: Maybe 15 girls. Quality, was even below Barbies. Ciao.
Dantella: Had a reduced line-up of approx. 8 or 9 girls. Not much over a 7, perhaps one girl was an 8. Seen much better days here. Decided to give this place a miss and wait for a change of oil (i.e. new girls in a few months.) About the worst I've seen here. Mostly Moldovians, with a couple of Dominicans.
Las Vegas: B-team, only 8 girls. One Dominican girl was looking okay. That is all.
Nostalgia: Had one of the best selections in the roundabout, with two very good-looking (newly arrived) Dominican girls. One had a really lovely body and smooth dark tanned skin. Two or three Russian/Ukrainians looked interesting.
Sunset: Looked better than Barbies or Dantella. Two or three Moldovian/Ukraine girls looked quite doable.
CopaCobana: Some nice Philipines, plus one Russian that was doable. The rest: Fogetabout it. Funny thing: The slimy waiter, Stelios, from High Heels was working this club now. When we enquired why there was an iron chain and bolt on the HH door, he just said: It will be open in another month!
Crystal next to Dontella is still unopened after almost 10 months of closure and rennovation.
Prices on the Roundabout: Club fees: 80E on weekdays, 100E/weekend nights. 55-60E to girls and up depending on service and number of pops offered. Girl drinks: 20E.
Bunny Club: Ah, at last some good numbers and quality all around. Top girl selection in Larnaca? Maybe from looks, yes. Lots of EE girls, many from Russia, Ukraine, Moldova and Uzbekistan. However, many girls seem to have attitudes; and, to the extent one can tell: this place caters to the very high-end of Larnaca customer clientele. We saw a Rolls, a Hummer and some kind of Lotus/Lambrigini sports car outside club. Drinks were 10E a shot for us. 20E for girl. First the waiter quoted first club fee: 140E for a Saturday night. Upon further bargining he dropped down to 120E for Sat night. He said girls expect at least 80E, but one girl told me she wanted 100E to start and no girls in club would go out for less than 100E girl fee! Dosvidanya...
Mammounia: I found this to offer the best looking selection of girls in L/ca. About 10 girls mainly from Russia, Ukraine and Moldova. There was one stunner from Dominican Rep however. Lots of different body types including a couple of thinnish petite girls. I liked the vibe here too. Prices were in line with normal: Club fees: 100E/weekends, 80E/weekdays. Merits a future visit for sure.
Note: I ended up going with a Philipine girl from the roundabout. Nice session really. I did not book a hotel in advance but used the Elyssee Apts across street from Barbies on a walk-in basis (first recommended by Lapin some months ago on this forum.). Price: 30E for an Apt from 01.00-12.00 midday next day. Apt was actually not in main Elyssee bulding but a separate building next door with new Apts. Clean and functional. Tip: Don't wait until 02.30 or 03.00 to book Apts here because they fill up. At 01.00 there were many options available though...
Ortos
Ortos
thanks for the very informative report. It will save us a lot of time. From what I hear Mamounia is the best choice right now. Fourteen girls total with 2-3 outstanding ones. There are also two black girls from Dominican Republic and one oriental looking girl. The majority of the girls are from Moldavia, Ukraine and one from Bellaruse. It is also a great place to watch the football matches with 2-3 screens on the walls.
Any information about Paphos?
Thanks in advance.
Any information about Paphos?
Thanks in advance.
There is a lot of info here about Paphos, written by Ortos and myself.
Clubs to go:
Statmos
Illusion
Aroma
Any information about Paphos?
Thanks in advance.
If you have specific questions about Paphos, I am sure some of us will be happy to accommodate. But to just ask: Any information about Paphos? That is a bit too general. Frame your specific questions and we shall respond.
Ortos
I went back to Larnaca Roundabout for a look around last week. Things seem to be looking a bit better there vs the situation a few weeks ago.
At Barbies, they have gotten rid of some of the dud-looking Moldovans and replaced them with three new dark-haired Ukrainians. When I walked in they were all booked for that night and were engaged in rather intimate conversation with their dates for the night in various dark, obscure corners of the club. So I was unable to inspect them properly, but at a glance they seemed better than what was there before. As I started to leave the club, I did notice about 5 Philipine girls, all of whom, the waiter confirmed to me were available. I decided to move on and come back here on another night earlier so I could check out the new Ukrainian girls up close and first-hand.
I also observed two new girls at Nostalgia who looked extremely impressive. They were Blonde (natural, I think) and are therefore probably Ukranian and/or Moldovian. I was again unable to engage them in conversation so who knows what their attitude and social behaviour is like.
I stopped again into the Bunny Club, Larnaca's up market club. It has the best selection of girls right now, but the prices are about 20E over the going club fees to take the girls out. Weekend rates and almost all clubs are 100E to the club, but Bunny Club wants 120E. They always say: "Our rate is 140E, but for you I will drop down to 120E..." Yeah, thanks!
Well, there were over a dozen girls there, several on the A-team level. One girl said she worked in Nicosia until recently, specifically at Trocadero, where her name was Irina, but she changed her name now to (??)Nikki(??) at Larnaca. There was another very athletic thin Ukranian who had a really fantastic ass, but she had been here for 5 months and was down to her last ten days before she leaves. You could just see the attitude of not caring about giving good service, so I did not pursue...
My overall impression is that, island-wide, things are slowly getting better from the disappointing situation that has prevailed in the clubs selection-wise over the past few months. I plan to go back to Larnaca sometime in the coming week or so, thus I will be able to report if this trend is continuing...
Ortos
Ortos
thanks for the nice report. I plan to visit Cyprus in May (thanks to my company who is expanding in the middle east) and I will definately visit the clubs in the roundabout. I remember that Sandra (who now is back to Philipines) told me that a new Philipina girl is coming, very young around 20 years old, and her name is Mel.
I have just one comment. If a girl is about to leave in 10 days you should buy her a drink and get her mobile number. Before going home they all get a week vacation to rest and do some turism. Instead of that they usually try to get some extra income by working on their own. So, you can have one of those girls without paying the club fee which is probably more than 50% reduction. If you have the time (and if they dont have a "boyfriend" ) then you can take them for a trip around the island and have a "free" ride :)
Ortos
thanks for the nice report. I plan to visit Cyprus in May (thanks to my company who is expanding in the middle east) and I will definately visit the clubs in the roundabout. I remember that Sandra (who now is back to Philipines) told me that a new Philipina girl is coming, very young around 20 years old, and her name is Mel.
I have just one comment. If a girl is about to leave in 10 days you should buy her a drink and get her mobile number. Before going home they all get a week vacation to rest and do some turism. Instead of that they usually try to get some extra income by working on their own. So, you can have one of those girls without paying the club fee which is probably more than 50% reduction. If you have the time (and if they dont have a "boyfriend" ) then you can take them for a trip around the island and have a "free" ride :)
About the so-called "Free ride" and taking girls out during their "vacation," etc: This may be true or partly true in some cases. However in many other cases, such as the one I encountered at the Bunny Club, the girls getting ready to leave have developed such attitudes of A) Hating any man they see; B) Just thinking of nothing else other than going to the Airport and flying home; C) So tired and burnt out that the service levels would be minimal.
Unless I have seen a girl earlier during her 6-month stint and have been able to develop some GF/BF chemistry already, I would usually advise to steer clear of girls who are in their last few days of contract and are looking to go home. Esp. if it is your first time with them. They have little or no motivation to provide good service.
Ortos
Local Expert
05-11-08, 05:40
Gentlemen,
i will have the pleasure of visiting Lefkoşa in 2 weeks for a day or two. Would someone please recommend a GF hotel and an agency (with website) where i can call and have the "pizza" delivered ?
Thank you
Anybody can tell me the exact location of Bunny club. I may visit it just out of curiosity..
Hi,
I am not sure about a Hotel that is girl friendly in Lefkosa. However I can recommend Club Simena in the Lapta area which is around 30 minutes away by car. They have a website.
I am not saying there arent any in Lefkosa, there may well be but I dont know the area.
Club Simena are definately very girl friendly. You can take a girl back there from any of the local nightclubs (there are 7 all within 5 minutes drive)
Monamour is right next door.
I havent got any experience of agencies, just the nightclubs. You would need to go and choose a girl, but they will all be happy to put her in a cab and send her to Club Simena later for you.
Anybody can tell me the exact location of Bunny club. I may visit it just out of curiosity..
Bunny Club is located away from the Roundabout towards the town centre, on a side street just off Arch Makarios Ave. Take the main road out out of the Roundabout towards town centre, that is with the Port/Sea on your left. Just before the main Police Station of Larnaca (marked by traffic light) turn left. There is a prominent blinking neon sign pronouncing the existence of Bunny Club just before the Police Station so it is not hard to find. It is just around the corner from the Sun Hall Hotel and one block away from the Larnaca Marina. Well worth a visit, and you can get 20E off their "tourist price" as soon as you convince the waiter you are a local and know the local prices elsewhere. Good eye candy here on occassion, but watch out for the Rolls in the drive way...ergo the high prices...
Btw: High Heels, opposite the Palm Beach Hotel (approx 5 kms from Roundabout) has now re-opened. I visited last night: About 10 girls. most upper B-team from Moldova/Russia. Two or three would be A-teamers. A couple of interesting prospects. The place was dead on a Monday night. One had one's pick of the entire line-up...He wants 5 x 20E drinks on a dead Monday night!!! A couple of interesting prospects...
Ortos
Hi.
I will be visiting Cyprus in mid-June. My company is putting me up somewhere in Nicosia. I would be willing to travel to Larnaca, as well, as I will have a car. I do not want to cross to the Turkish-occupied territory (friend's request).
If I read your reports correctly the going price is about 140 to 160 euros overall (shop and girl). If someone could verify this I would appreciate it.
I would also be looking for A-team, or, maybe, high B-team eastern-bloc material. Would the price be the same?
Again, reading your reports, the "round-about" seems to be the best option (I think I have found it on the map), but any tips or advice would be helpful.
Many thanks,
Sheek.
I will check Bunies out next time I visit Larnaca
Hi.
I will be visiting Cyprus in mid-June. My company is putting me up somewhere in Nicosia. I would be willing to travel to Larnaca, as well, as I will have a car. I do not want to cross to the Turkish-occupied territory (friend's request).
If I read your reports correctly the going price is about 140 to 160 euros overall (shop and girl). If someone could verify this I would appreciate it.
I would also be looking for A-team, or, maybe, high B-team eastern-bloc material. Would the price be the same?
Again, reading your reports, the "round-about" seems to be the best option (I think I have found it on the map), but any tips or advice would be helpful.
Many thanks,
Sheek.
Why on earth would you not visit the northern occupied area simply because your "friend's request" not to??? Fuck your bigot Greek friend, that is what I say! Today crossing into the North is like opening the door to another room in the house. It is routine. Tell your friend maybe he/she should wake up and join the rest of the world, not live in the frozen old-fashioned political past. Last month, they opened a crossing on Ledra Str, the main shopping street in Nicosia, so you can be in the heart of the old TurkishvNicosia after a 5 min walk from the centre of the Greek side. You don't need a car! Your crazy if you don't go and look at least.
As for mongering, probably the quality will be better on the Greek side. Two months ago, Excess and I found Nicosia to be a bit thin for talent and disappointing. Except Excess found one club that was full of Ukrainian talent. But Nicosia is generally over-priced in my opinion.
Larnaca: A-team talent to be found at:
Bunny Club, near Police station (see post immediately below).
Club Mammounia: Opposite Golden Bay Hotel, in direction of Dekelia (about 7 kms from centre, direction East.
Upper B-team/lower A:
High Heels: opposite Palm Beach Hotel, direction Dekelia, about 4.5ms form centre. He wants 20Euro more than other club fees, i.e. 5 drinks for weekdays, 6 drinks for weekends vs the 4 drink/5drink fee at most other clubs. Same at Bunny Club, btw.
Roundabout clubs are mostly upper B team now. Look in Nostalgia and Dontella, you might find an A-teamer or two...
Best quality and price: Mammounia. Cannot however vouch for the girl attitude, that is up in the air.
Good luck.
Ortos
Ortos,
Thanks for your quick reply, it is much appreciated. I will have a look at La Mamounia and Bunnies.
I'll be there for a week, so i'll probably have time to "shop" 2-3 times. On a weekday will this be 140 euro at La Mamounia and 160 euro at Bunnies?
Any further advice on picking talent is welcome - reading the posts here is great source of "education" - well done to the regular posters (Ortos, Excess, Lapin and all the others).
I hope I have time to add my comments after my trip.
Sheek
Hello again.
In addition to my previous post, any A-team pics out there that can be posted would be a nice taster (just to make sure we all have the same idea of A-team qualoty :) ).
Thanks,
Sheek.
Sean Miller
05-23-08, 23:57
Hi!
First of all thanks for all your reports and comments about Paphos scene.
I am staying in Paphos until next Thursday and would like to know if anyone has latest news about the clubs?
Ranking still Stathmos, Illusion, Aroma?
EUR pricing 100 for the club?
Thanks mates,
Sean
Much has come up keeping Excess away from filing his reports as he should and for which I apoligize. Slowly getting back but felt that I should simply add a comment or two on another great excursion to clubland. Ortos has already reported on the many disappointments but as usual there are always those moments that bring an outing back into focus and a success.
So it was in Larnaca and I am pleased to hear from Ortos' reporting that things have already changed for the better.
It just proves once more the old adage that "every club visit is a learning experience" and one must try to block out the "noise" and listen for the chemistry vibrations that are almost always there in some dark nook or crany.
A certain highlight was meeting another Cyprus board reporter Rayboy who joined us for the evening. A gentleman who has clear ideas about what floats his boat and strives to find her. A pleasure.
As Ortos has recalled, things were pretty grim on the night. Club after club seemed to be down on its heels, poor selection, lousy atmosphere or both.
La Mammounia was the overall highlight but we were stymied when we decided to leave for another inspection. On return, a large group of guests had arrived and scooped up much of the talent. Always difficult to know when to strike as the itch to look elsewhere trusting that "they will still be there on our return" failed us this time.
After a long evening, Ortos and I had pretty much resigned ourselves to closing out the night with a beer and a bite in a late night cafe when one of us said, let's duck in for a last look on the Roundabout near closing time.
Our stick-to-it-ness was rewarded by the gods of mongering. Indeed, two lovely young Filipinas were more than ready to be taken out and both Ortos and I enjoyed ourselves. The Ladies did too.
So, from a sure fire "Let's call it a day" to a very good overnight the margin of error was very slim indeed.
On to Paphos.
Here again, quality was down but more interesting than most of the Roundabout for this trip. As several known providers had been taken up limiting the known category. We had the opportunity to meet up again with Rayboy and another very experienced monger who has as yet not joined ISG. We encouraged him to do so and to favor and guide us with his wide experience in Cyprus and elsewhere.
Things were not looking too bright as we hit the main clubs - until I discovered a very nice brunette from Ukraine who gave off the good vibes and we settled upon an evening of pleasure for us both. She delivered and again while it was looking pretty bleak for some time, perserverance paid off.
Can't complain about the overall result although it was a close run thing.
Also proved once again that mongering with an experienced and friendly companion simply enhances the highs and smooths out the lows. A big part of the experience. The Ortos and Excess pre-mongering dinner is now firmly established as part of a night out clubbing, great to meet other like-minded souls and would encourage all readers to get a taste of Cyprus.
There is much left to be done and a new ship arrives every few weeks with another precious cargo to be sorted through .
Not much detail for you but I think that you get the picture from Orto's earlier posts. Nostalgia in Larnaca was the high point along with La Mammounia and in Paphos it was Ortos' favorite clubs that were the better options - for them read his reports.
This only leaves the Nicosia report to post as time permits.
Summary, very, very slow up there and quality and spirits down. Still was able to winkle out a couple of excellent providers from points East and very much East. Was able to show Ortos around a few clubs and topped it off with what can be described as "Ortos does L'Elysee", and then there was the discovery of the Blond Ukranian Ballet Girls Troupe. But that is a story for another time and another thread. ;-)
Enjoy and keep searching.
Thaks Ortos and Rayboy and Mr. "X"
...and your post is an excellent summary of the situation in L/ca, ah...at the end of March. That was nearly 2 months ago. Now things are much, much better in L/ca. The Roundabout is a bit more enlivened, but Bunny club offers some realy stunners as of last week. I splurged and bought two Uzbeki girls drinks for E20 each, and did them simultaneously. I was just curious and decided to throw the money away on a blind impulse to see what would unfold. Well, they did entertain for about 15-20 mins by letting me rub them and they engaged in some DFK as well on the couch in the back of the club. I was impressed. But was not so mad that I would complete the deal and go for a threesome overnight at the 2x club fees and 2x girl fees, totally nearly 400euros!!! On the way out for other pastures I did notice that the best girls were taken by the time I had arrived, and they included a couple of extremely hot blonde girls. There were also some other prospects there that deserved future interviews. I think almost all the girls here are either: Moldova, Ukraine, Russia, Uzbeck and Belarus in origin.
High Heels is also worth a visit, though as of 2 weeks ago, they had just reopened and had a few nice prospects but numbers and overall line-up was down vs where they were, say, a year or even six months ago...
I saw talent in Nostalgia on the Roundabout too. Both some Ukraine/Russian blonde types (two or three very good looking) and the couple of DR girls that had just arrived when Excess last visited.
Oh, Excess: Our old friend the slimey waiter guy at Barbies is back at Barbies! There was a pretty pathetic lineup there the last time I looked in. He actually said his best girl was a newly arrived Philipina girl. There were three from Philipines when I looked in two weeks ago. Nothing like this club used to be.
Well, I next intend to look in to L/ca in a few days. I should re-check La Mammounia and Dantella.
When are you next back in Cyprus, Excess? I'd like you to show me the club you found in Nicosia...
Ortos
Excess - you are a quiet achiever. Great report - you must be busy!
Piper1 - you are venturing further afield than your usual electronic haunts. ;-))
For those who don't follow the UAE thread and some others, Mr. P1 is one of ISG's most intrepid explorers and quality reporters. Highly recommended for his comprehensive coverage of the UAE, his insatiable appetite for all things pussy, and he regularly bares his soul and other body parts in his photo montages accompanying many of his inspection reports. On second thought, perhaps the body parts on the list of P1's reporting accomplishments are not so highly recommended in the scheme of things. ;-) Focus on the very fine pussy regularly on display though.
Ortos- be careful, be very careful, about what you ask. ;-)
I do feel the RoundAbout coming on again and yes, the Blond Ukrainian Ballet Troupe does need more in depth examination as a team. My thoughts on the eveing, exactly. Did not have the opportunity when stumbling upon the 12 girls to take up the initiative shown by their first member - yes she was Ukrainian and yes she was blond, to arrive at my table - Nice short chat with a promising first interaction before I had to leave. Chivas Regal was her drink and we agreed to share some next time. Could prove to be a tad expensive, but again what the heck? A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
I had to chuckle slightly to myself when I walked into Dontella on the Larnaca Roundabout a couple of nights ago. I had not been inside this club, once the scene of some of the best girl line-ups in Larnaca, for about two months, almost exactly when Excess was last here. At that time, the line-up at Dontella consisted of about 8 or 9 mostly upper B-team quality girls. There were a few DR girls, plus mainly Moldova/Ukrainian girls. Not the best I've seen here by far.
Well, two nights ago, Dontella was a Nekropolis, i.e. Dead, dead, dead! Only 4 girls in evidence and not a single customer in site. Actually, the man at the bar did say there was an Englishman upstairs being entertained by one girl. So that made maybe 5 girls total! What I saw, did not make me hang out on the bar stools any more than a 10 second glance. So I left hoping that this club was in the midst of changing it's oil and that in a week or two there would be new arrivals...As I exited, I noticed that the long closed Crystal club, immediately next door, had finally opened its doors after almost a year of rennovation.
I went in for a look-see: WOW! They must have spent a fortune on the new look. No longer the dark, dingy place it used to be, this club has been given a complete face-lift. Modern Disco feel, with tons of new couches and a brand new bar. A large dance floor and modern, techno-lighting...and very LOUD music! But the girls: About 10 girls I saw, but nothing really to stun the heart or stir the loins! Maybe upper B-team at best! What a downer. I complimentd the waiter on the new look and he indicated there would be more girls arriving in a week or so, given that this was just their second night open.
Well, my overall impression is that quality on the Roundabout has slightly dwindled over the past few weeks. It certainly could use some new blood. Outside of one or two new prospects at Nostagia, I think the main talent in Larnaca is at the two over-priced "A-team" Clubs, Bunny and High Heels and at Club Mammounia, which I have not been in to see since Excess' visit two months ago. So my next target may well be Mammounia next week...
Ortos
Hi Evertbody,
I live in Cyprus but unfortunately the Cabaret scene is not for me. I have had some success with adverts in various newspapers and publications but have just noticed that Natasha is visiting in August and she looks hot. I shall be visiting her and will file a detailed report for the benefit of other members. Thanks to all for your posts. If anyone knows of daytime fun in the ladies home or hotel please post details.
The only publication I know that has adverts is Chryses Efkeries. The ads are for massage but I'm almost certain they offer other services.
I wasn't aware that visiting escorts come to Cyprus. Poloman can you give us more information please.
Hi Wildfig,
Natasha's advert is in the Travel Plans & Announcements section of this furum with a link to her website. I have been in contact with her and she say's she will post details of dates soon.
I have visited 3 ladies from the adverts in the publication you mentioand. I assure you all services are available. Actually, come to think about it i have not actually had a massage! The going rate is about 60euro. The problem is few of the ladies speak English so arrangements and directions are difficult to follow and unfortunately i speak only a limited greek.
The only other source is the Alternative Health section of the classified adverts in the Cyprus Weekly where two English ladies Beverly and Carol (both based in Pafos) advertise and both offer all services.
Good luck.
Dears,
Any information about girls friendly hotels in the Turkish side of Cyprus, especially in Gerne?
Thank you
poloman if you live in pafos you can visit s300 (as in the russian missile) pub/cafe on the toombs of the kings rd on the way to coral bay past a petrol station on the right hand side. that place is open from mid morning until 4 or 5 the next morning. there are usually 5 or 6 gilrs in the evening, daytime hours only 1 or 2. don't expect good quality. the action takes place in apartments at the back. the rate used to be £60 all inclusive. however, be very carefool of the owner pavlis who will almost certainly try to cheat you. he was brought up around heroon sq. in limassol and he knows every trick of the trade.
opposite there is vip lounge open in the evenings, there are a handful of fairly good looking mostly romanian girls who, as far as i know, are only there for drinks but i'm not certain.
going past towards coral bay turn right at the traffic lights opposite the st. george hotel. go up the hill along a windy road towards chloraka. on the left hand side there is black beauty pub and immediately after on the same side a new pub apparently also owned by pavlis. i do not know the opening hours but black beauty you can definitely visit from early evenings, they have apartments across the road. i saw some good looking ladies there about a year ago but have not been recently.
if you drive past you come to a t-junction, turn right going through chloraka village centre along a narrow street. on the right hand side there is a pub enstinkto (instinct) owned by the owner of the patriot cabaret, now closed, apparently busted by police. i have not been to this place but it may be worth a visit.
pub nautikos is located in the middle of the "pontiac" area of kato pafos on the road parallel to the main road to the harbour from the police station. (agapinoros). they usually have 3-4 girls form eastern europe, at present there are two romanians, one by the name of janina is quite good looking and offers good service. this place opens at 8 pm and if you go early you can take a girl for an hour, or alternatively, buy the girl 4 drinks and take at 2 am, or 3 drinks and take her the next afternoon for 2 hours. drinks are 17 euro each. be careful of the bar ladies eva from crete and dora from romania who will try to extract drinks for themselves at the same rate. this area can be dangerous late at night as it frequented by pontious (greek speaking settlers from around the black sea). on the same road there is another pub at the top of the road on the right hand side, not sure if this is still open. the owner was recently murdered by a pole, whose wife worked at this place and rumour has it that she was raped by the owner.
poloman have tried these two english ladies, any good?
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Dont know about Girne but I can recommmend Club Simena which is about 15 minutes by car, west of Girne along the main coastal road.
It is very girl friendly.
Z
Thanks for that information Wildfig. It should be useful to all forum members. I shall certainly check out a few of those pubs when i can. To answer your question no i have not visited either yet. Beverly has a profile on the adultwork site (i hope its ok to mention this on this forum). She is mature and offers 1hour for 75euro. Cyprus escorts is my profile. One chap contacted me to say he had a great time with her but would not return because she was older than he would wish. Carol advertises occasionally and i have no feedback.
Dear orthos,
Which areas of Cyprus have the cheapest (normal priced) escorts I understand aya napa and nikosia is over priced.
I'm planning a trip so which cities should spark my interests.
Thanks Poloman. I looked at the adultwork site and checked her profile, not my type and she certainly looks mature. What do you mean "Cyprus escorts is my profile" ?
Elusions is considered one of the top clubs in the Pafos area. It’s located on the road leading from the Tombs of the Kings Road towards Coral Bay, past the Avlida Hotel on the right hand side. After a long period of reduced line-up it is now back in full swing with 11 girls: 4 Ukrainian, 4 Moldavian, 2 Belarusian and 1 Romanian. This club gets very busy on Fridays and Saturdays and the girls get booked up fairly early by regulars who book by phone. I was there last Friday when the place was quite packed, with girls busy trying to have as many drinks as possible, as they take commission for each drink, and this doubles after 10 drinks. During the week it is quiet early in the evenings especially when the Euro 2008 matches are on.
One of the problems with this club is that the layout and lighting conditions do not allow a good view of the girls from the bar area. Also there is no regular show except on rare occasions. On the positive side, the waiters are not pushy and there is no messing about with the number of drinks, unlike some other places. After 4 drinks they ask if you would like to book the girl. Drinks are charged at €20 each and your own drinks are free. If you are a regular they do not charge you for drinks even if you don’t take a girl. At weekends it is 5 drinks. However, I’m almost certain that they charge more for tourists, as everywhere else in Cyprus. Other members of the forum have written good advice in the past about how to overcome this problem. The minimum fee for the girl is €50. For a 2 hour afternoon session it is €60 for the club and €40 for the girl. You do not have to visit the club to take a girl for the afternoon, if anyone is interested I can give details. Also it is now possible to buy the drinks one night and take the girl another night later in the week.
From what I could see there are 4 girls of descent standard as far as looks are concerned, at least for my taste. One girl, a petite Moldavian, has been booked for the whole of her contract by a wealthy, obnoxious Cypriot. She sits at her table all night and she won’t even have a drink with a customer.
The number 1 girl is Daniela a blonde Romanian, now nearly 24. She has worked both in Pafos and Limassol since the age of 19 and is now back to Elusions after a period of 18 months of doing normal work. She is extremely popular and she manages to make up to the 25 drinks each night. She seems to be always booked and she can have as many as 5 afternoon sessions as well. She has even dictated her own terms to the boss, she is provided with her own apartment, she drinks sherry instead of tap water that everybody else gets, and she can take time off any time she likes. She’s an intelligent girl with a very pleasant personality, she has a very positive attitude to life and she appears to enjoy her work. She has a little more weight than I would wish but her body is firm, breast size cup D. Kissing (no DFK) was kept to a minimum as she was keen to proceed to BBBJ which was satisfactory but a bit rough. 3 positions, again rather rough thrusting movements indicating that she wanted to get it over with, and a fake orgasm. Similar session in the morning. Overall satisfactory but highly overrated I thought. Not likely that I will repeat.
Hope this is information is useful to other forum members.
Wildfig
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Ellusions has had a few good talents over the past 9 months. At the moment, yes; Daniela is the only good girl there. I went with her 2 days after she had started this period of her work. Her body reminds me a lot of Mariah Carey's body; very shapely but firm.
She initiates the kissing which for me including DFK. Her BBBJ is pretty good. I am not sure if she does CIM though.
Word of warning; DO NOT make her cum first. When she cums, she does not want to be touched!
The best girl was a tall Ukrainian called Yulia, black hair and worked with a Russian girl called Christina. Both only worked for 3-4 weeks and then disappeared. Any contact details will be most appreciated.
Rayboy,
I don't know about those two girls but have you tried Loveboat cabaret? It is owned by the same guy and sometimes they rotate girls between the two. Or ask one of the waiters I can't think of a reason why they would not tell you.
Over the last few weeks I have been visiting La Mamounia in Larnaca to watch the football mainly and ofcourse to check out the talent.
I have always thought this the best of the Larnaca Cabarets ( proved wrong on Friday - see further down)
Out of the La Mamounia talent I have taken out Christina who is a tall blonde with a pierced tongue and great attitude. Great BBBJ as you can imagine, does not rush and enjoys sex.. On that occassion I gave her 100 euro, I didn't ask how much, I was just happy with the 2 hours we were together. I am sure if I gave her 80 she would have been OK. This ofcourse is after the compulsory 4 drinks in the cabaret which is another 70-80 euro or so.
The other decent girls there are the 2 dominican girls, if you like Black girls that is. Rosa particularly is very 'hand on' as soon as she sits down she grabs your dick and continues to rub your dick for the period of time she is next to you. The waiter calls her 'triftis' which means ' the grater'. She is 28 yo looks 20 and has a very firm body. From what she has told me she has another 2 weeks there before she goes back home. her English is not great btw.
The other new talent there is Roxy who is Russian and does the works according to Pambos the waiter. My friend sat with her and asked if she does anal, she replied 'for you - yes'. Anyway she has a bit of an attitude -she was giving out her mobile like it was the '90s'.
Some advice ( common sense really) - please never give your number to these girls- I got a text one Sunday lunch with the family, saying ''Baby, come take me!!'
One to avoid there is Valeria who is the 'mutton dressed as lamb' girl. She is about 30 but the years she has spent on her back and out of the sun have taken there toll. My mate picked her up one afternoon, once he saw her tits drop and her fat ass, he nearly walked out. but went through the motions anyway.
Back to Friday, and I had to organise an evening out for some friends so I took them to La Mamounia. There were four of us , we arrived at 12.30, and soon discovered that most of the girls were already booked for the night, so there was no point in buying more drinks. I remember Barbies having some decent talent so finished up our drinks and we ventured down to the Roundabout.
On the way we stopped at High Hells and I popped in for a look, very quiet, about 5 customer and very dark so I couldn'r make out the quality. So decided to continue to Barbies.
As soon as we walked into Barbies, i noticed that there were zero customers -this was at 1.30 on a Friday! It may have had someting to with the fact that there were only 5 Phillipino girls there.
My mate ventured into Nostalgia and said there was nothing worthwhile. So we decided to grab a Sandwich across the road and call it a night. Before ordering I decided to pop into Crystal just to do a rekkie.
Am I glad I did. What a place!! I hadn't been to this place for at least 3 years, since then it has been re-furbished - looks more like a club than a cabaret, and the quality of girls is much higher than what I have seen in a long time. Also this place had about 20 customers. Also the girls here looked as if there were having fun, rather than just going through the motions.
I sat at the bar ordered four beers and phoned my friends to forget the sandwiches.
We only had about an hour left, but soon got into the rythm. There are girls from Ukraine and Russia, mostly 8's a few sixes. There are also 2 Dominican girls one short and one tall ( who has bad skin and braces). Janet the short one has a great attitude, and while they do not compare to the Russian girls -they are pretty crazy if you like that kind of thing.
One of my friends picked up a blonde russian girl, 120 euro plus her money which was probably going to be around 80. Steeper than normal but you get what you pay for.
I recognised the manager there who used to work at Bunnies, his name is Jimmy, so I am asssuming that the same people own these cabarets. they are the same style: DJ, loud music an generally more classy than the others
Anyway I will be going back to Crystal on a week night just to have more time to enjoy the talent and I have my eye on the two cousins from Ukraine.
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Me and You
06-29-08, 22:01
Very good and encouraging report about Larnaka. I am planning to go again there this summer.I guess they will have new talents fot the summer season and the toursits.Thanks again.
Over the last few weeks I have been visiting La Mamounia in Larnaca to watch the football mainly and ofcourse to check out the talent.
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Viastis. But 80 euros es too much for the girls. It used to be 30 pounds (i.e. 50 euros). I dont think we should be paying them more than 60 euros. The news about Barbie
is sad, I think they have problems finding girls. But good news about Crystal I should visit the place next time I am in Larnaka.
Viastis. But 80 euros es too much for the girls. It used to be 30 pounds (i.e. 50 euros). I dont think we should be paying them more than 60 euros. The news about Barbie is sad, I think they have problems finding girls. But good news about Crystal I should visit the place next time I am in Larnaka.I agree, that's the price he was quoted, more like Nicosia prices!!
I stayed in Larnaca at the Palm Beach Hotel and decided to follow the recommendations from this Forum to visit the High Heels Club.
I headed out around 01:00h on Monday night to go for the High Heels Club.
When you leave the Palm Beach Hotel the Club is located to the right, about 500m down the road. You have to leave the main road and follow the small street that basically leads to the Club. You can't miss it as it has a Big Flashy Pink High Heels Neon Sign on it.
The Club is close to a parking lot, literally a bunker beneath the surface.
When I arrived there were about 12 girls around, but NO customers. The environment is *very* dark, with a large bar room, a stage and 3 smaller pole dance tables. In the wider area of the room, there are several counches, some of them were occupied by the girls.
Unfortunately, after a quick round walk, non of the girls were up to a standard that I would have expected based on this forum. In my personal rating most of them were in the 6 to 7 area, but definitely far from anything classy. I was quite disappointed and decide to leave rather quickly *BEFORE* having any drinks.
Too bad, the last taxi at the hotel parking had left in the meantime, so I was not able to go for the Roundabout Scene. Anyway, my impression was that the quality of girls is rather low at this moment in time.
BTW, when heading out earlier that day (20:00h) I saw quite a few single girls sitting in some bars / restaurants opposing the Palm Beach Hotel playing with their cell phones. I did not dare to talk to them, but could anybody confirm if there is a Pick-Up scene or were they potentially just normal girls?
Raptor
Sirwankalot
07-01-08, 18:33
New guy here. Just moved to Limassol a few weeks ago. Tried Crazy Girls in Linopetra. Full of Moldovans and a few Ukes. Picked a nice shapely Moldovan girl. Had to come back at 2am to pick her up. E80 to the house and E70 to the girl. @ E150 I can't say it was a bad deal as we did the deed a few times that night, I woke up horny around 9, had another go, and then again at 1pm before dropping her off back at the club.
New guy here. Just moved to Limassol a few weeks ago. Tried Crazy Girls in Linopetra. Full of Moldovans and a few Ukes. Picked a nice shapely Moldovan girl. Had to come back at 2am to pick her up. E80 to the house and E70 to the girl. @ E150 I can't say it was a bad deal as we did the deed a few times that night, I woke up horny around 9, had another go, and then again at 1pm before dropping her off back at the club.
I have driven by this club a few times; how many girls were working there and what was the management like? 70 euros to club; that seem cheap; most clubs ask for 100 euro at weekends. Tell more!
I have driven by this club a few times; how many girls were working there and what was the management like? 70 euros to club; that seem cheap; most clubs ask for 100 euro at weekends. Tell more!
Gentlemen,
Many thanks for the several illuminating updates on the current Larnaca scene - very informative and time/money saving.
Homework Done, thanks to the ISG scribblers. Now it is time for the Oral Exams.
E.
Sirwankalot
07-02-08, 17:30
I have driven by this club a few times; how many girls were working there and what was the management like? 70 euros to club; that seem cheap; most clubs ask for 100 euro at weekends. Tell more!There were about 10 or so to choose from. Management was fine. The main guy (with a shaved head - forgot his name) seemed fine. Did a bit of bargaining - he initially quoted E100 for the house fee and I told him since it was a quiet night, I'd just go to another club. I was pushing for E50 and he didn't budge past E80 so we settled on that. I wasn't too thrilled about returning at 2am - I would have preferred to leave with her before midnight to get some sleep, but he told me it's the law here. Not sure if it's true or whether they want to milk clients for drinks until closing.
There were about 10 or so to choose from. Management was fine. The main guy (with a shaved head - forgot his name) seemed fine. Did a bit of bargaining - he initially quoted E100 for the house fee and I told him since it was a quiet night, I'd just go to another club. I was pushing for E50 and he didn't budge past E80 so we settled on that. I wasn't too thrilled about returning at 2am - I would have preferred to leave with her before midnight to get some sleep, but he told me it's the law here. Not sure if it's true or whether they want to milk clients for drinks until closing.
The 2 am thing is true. All clubs do this and at weekends it is 3 am.
However; with 1 weeks notice, you can take a girl out from most clubs from early evening until the next morning. Costs is usually 150 - 175 to club and 80 - 100 to girl. I have done this once from a club in Paphos ans a girl I really liked and clicked with. I wanted more than just f*@king! Hence I booked her 1 week in advance; the club then gives her a "day off" do if the authorities come to check if all the girls are there; the club have already registered that the girl if "off work" for the night.
Sirwankalot
07-04-08, 18:47
Sometimes I just want a massage followed by a release.
Shouldn't last more than an hour.
Anything like this on Cyprus?
Preferably Limassol area?
Me and You
07-04-08, 22:45
Anybody going to mamounia in Larnaka, ask about Svieta from Moldavia. She is 8+ body and face, and 9 for service, very sexy and hot, a nympho.All her body is shaking when she have orgasm. I know she is back there now.I hope to see her soon.
Anybody going to mamounia in Larnaka, ask about Svieta from Moldavia. She is 8+ body and face, and 9 for service, very sexy and hot, a nympho.All her body is shaking when she have orgasm. I know she is back there now.I hope to see her soon.
Thanks for the tip...but any chance you could give some kind of physical description of the girl so we know exactly who you are talking about? I mean, just saying she is a 8+ in body and face, doesn't allow one to make a firm recognition. Plus, you rate her service 9, but in my experience many girls at La Mammounia do NOT provide services like bbbj (and often dfk is off the menu too!). Are you saying this girl does provide bbbj and dfk and daty, etc.?
By the way, there is a rather petite, thin girl there, rather attractive, who is named Svetlana. I thought she was from the Ukraine. This is not the girl you are referring to, is it?
Thanks,
Ortos
I visited the Larnaca Roundabout with Excess a few nights ago. We did a fairly thorough inspection of almost all the clubs clustred around this circle and we found it interesting that clubs which were formerly offering the best line-up in girls, like Barbies and Dantella, now are struggling to offer anything beyond a pathetic assemblage of girls. Well that is the case at Barbies, at least, once the queen of Larnaca, now offering about 6 or 7 B-team girls, most of them Phillipina girls.
Fantasia was not much better either. Dantella had maybe ten girls: 2 Philipineses, 3 from DR (one rather cute, the others so-so) and a host of B-team Moldovan girls. All told: Nothing to write home about... A shame, because I used to do well in this club, but it has gone downhill over the past 8 months or so...
I thought there were a few cute girls at Nostalgia, esp. one or two of the DR latinas there. Excess spent the night with one, and he can comment on the not so stellar results in bed by the sexy-body he chose to spend the night with...
But the really best girls are to be found, as previously reported, at the newly re-opened Crystal club, just next to and beneath Dantella. Yes, the club is owned by the same people who run Bunny Club and the head waiters are usually people brought over from there. We saw maybe 15 girls most of whom were 8s! Maybe one or two 9s, depending on your personal tastes. Certainly this place is the only club in the roundabout offering a fairly A-team line-up right now. Expect to pay 20-Euro more here per club fee, i.e. where other clubs want 100E for weekend rate, this club will ask for 120! Cannot yet report on the performance levels of the girls or their attitudes, since we just went to look quickly. At around 23.00 all girls were available, just about. We went back at 01.00: Almost all girls were busy with clients on the couch, so we left. One negative: Very loud music, too loud really!
Went also to High Heels. I've seen better line-ups here, but there were a few good lookers. I bought one cute, very thin sexy Uzbeki girl a drink and she started really good DFK on the couch with me. So I bought another and another and ended up taking her out that night. Above-average session overall, for sure. I would even repeat, probably, though I still want to try out other venues like Crystal before I go back here. The slimey waiter Xenios finally got a bit more reasonable with me and gave me my drinks gratis! Took awhile, but it did happen!
Ortos
I think the worldwide infation and recession surely had affected these establishments as well. I believe they have problems and if we negotiate we will be able to get a few more free drinks!
Sometimes I just want a massage followed by a release.
Shouldn't last more than an hour.
Anything like this on Cyprus?
Preferably Limassol area?The pink pages section of the publication "Xhryses Efkeriese" available from kiosks contains many adverts for massage with a happy ending. Some of the ladies may be Cypriot.
Sirwankalot
07-07-08, 15:53
The pink pages section of the publication "Xhryses Efkeriese" available from kiosks contains many adverts for massage with a happy ending. Some of the ladies may be Cypriot.Efkharisto! Will be sure to check it out. I don't speak much Greek - How will I recognize these ads, and what is the avg. cost of these services? (so I don't get the "foreigner" price?)
Sirwankalot
07-07-08, 17:58
The pink pages section of the publication "Xhryses Efkeriese" available from kiosks contains many adverts for massage with a happy ending. Some of the ladies may be Cypriot.Thanks! Picked up a copy. Just what the doctor ordered! I've spent over a decade in Eastern Europe. I am sick of Slavic women.
Me and You
07-07-08, 21:36
Hello guys,
I didn't see 2 nightclubs by anybody on this forum. They have sometimes some talents. The first is Club Skirts on Dekhelia Road, about 2 kilometers going from larnaka to Palm Beach, to the left side. The second's name is Cold (can) Fish or something like that, on the same way, in Palm beach area, not far from High Hells bu in the right side. You can see the sign as Restaurant but they have a Night Club also. You go the right side for about 500 meters in small road, it is near the beach. You can have a look. Both have normal prices.
Good luck
Efkharisto! Will be sure to check it out. I don't speak much Greek - How will I recognize these ads, and what is the avg. cost of these services? (so I don't get the "foreigner" price?)Price last year was 50euro for a quickie. Best you translate the adverts using a dictionary and be careful of the "Trabesti" (Transvestites) unless thats your thing. LOL. A report would be good information for other forum members.
Hello guys,
I didn't see 2 nightclubs by anybody on this forum. They have sometimes some talents. The first is Club Skirts on Dekhelia Road, about 2 kilometers going from larnaka to Palm Beach, to the left side. The second's name is Cold (can) Fish or something like that, on the same way, in Palm beach area, not far from High Hells bu in the right side. You can see the sign as Restaurant but they have a Night Club also. You go the right side for about 500 meters in small road, it is near the beach. You can have a look. Both have normal prices.
Good luck
Thanks for mentioning these 2 clubs. Actually, Excess and I checked them out a year or so ago and were not too impressed. The one by the beach was a veritable graveyard when we looked in, but that was early spring. The girls were not too impressive and by their body language, not too happy.
Skirts, is easy to find: Just go out of the infamous L/ca Roundabout heading towards Dhekelia. After you pass the first oil refinery installations look for a roundabout and Skirts is just to the left off this roundabout. We only popped our heads in once, and the talent level seemed to be mainly B-team. But nice to know there might be occassional talent.
Ortos
As always a great pleasure to meet up with that Man about Clubs – Ortos, and catch up on all things Mongering. This time he was “hot off” his travels to FKK-land for a sex urlaub and he had many stories to tell.
And so following a leisurely dinner swapping tales, it was time for Ortos and Excess to once again inspect the scene at Larnaca and what better place to start than the first of several passes through the Roundabout.
There has been, at least to me, a disturbing lowering of quality in Cyprus cabaret land over the last 12 months. At the same time, the stock of Ukrainian and Russians has been depleted and first Filipinas and more recently Dom.Rep. candidates have been filling their, ummm, shoes.
I must say that after a slowish start, Excess is developing somewhat of an appreciation for the (generalization) Filipina work ethic. From several samplings, more or less consistent decent service levels seem to be part of their nature along with a willingness to “please their man” as required. Somewhat refreshing and will repeat the experience when time and attraction permits.
Let’s just say that we seem to be sliding in general to the lower B team staffing in Cyprus. Always diamonds waiting to be burnished and plucked from one dark club corner or another but it is getting Excess down a bit, if the truth be told.
As Ortos relates, we did do a number of sweeps through the roundabout. A few cuties here and there, but nothing to really get excited over. Barbies and Dantella, the two leading venues of times past are but a mere shadow of themselves – stock wise. Leads to a rather depressing atmosphere that reinforces itself as the girls are depressed from lack of opportunity to earn and the waiters become ever more hungry to push overpriced ladydrinks within microseconds of arriving and with a lady to sit down for an interview. The Crystal club indeed was an eye-opener and an ear shutter. Some promising talent there and a very well done refurb. However, the music level is so high that one can only stand it for so long unless one of the girls preferably 2 have their tongues down your ears to block the sound. We moved on quickly which is too bad. Management’s mistake not ours. We returned later in the morning to find the music still blaring but all the girls seemingly were occupied with guests on the couches – the only cabaret in Larnaca visited that had more than say 2 or more guests in it. And often the 2 were your reporters Ortos and Excess.
We visited, I would say, all the Roundabout clubs – pretty much uniformly depressing with only a sprinkling of possibilities. This is usually more than enough to extract something useful, but the general tone and mood really did not lend itself to getting your pecker up, IMO.
We did miss out both the Bunny Club and La Mamounia.
The Bunny Club had posters up in front of Crystal advertising a Russian Dance review at that club during the evening. We both concurred that it would probably be good eye candy but a waste of time as prices would be high if they were going out and after a previous visit or two, we suspected that every Cypriot high roller or wanna be would be in attendance to look and spray euros about. La Mamounia had some issues for Ortos due to recent meetings from there and we didn’t feel compelled to get out there with the recent reports of girls with high estimations of both their worth and the favours that they would provide.
We did move out to High heels. Still the same slimy and grating waiter but Ortos seems to have finally trained him somewhat to be more or less civil. On entering we were welcomed by a very slim and young Uzbeki girl who was extremely touchee-feelee and had her tongue down Ortos’ throat before you could say Spasibo. Very impressive and Ortos was able to get the young lady rapidly in a very relaxed mood to his credit. A deal was consummated in due course and Ortos reported on this elsewhere in the thread.
Me ? I got in tandem with the slinky Uzbeki, a dark haired mid at best B teamer from Moldavia who had been too close to the drinks cabinet earlier in the evening. On to the next one, a Ukranian dark haired abit worse for wear. Next, another Ukrainian dark haired one, B teamer with a bit of a game and who showed some promise. I decided to splurge on a drink but as time wore on it became clear that she was not the one. In discussion, she was not complimentary to her DR colleagues. “They do dirty things” she whispered, “maybe it is good for them but…..”. Excess could only tut, tut at just the thought of the Dom. Rep. girls doing dirty things, and surprised his guest greatly when the waiter returned thinking he had a pay day but was told,”No I won’t be buying the Lady another drink.” Somewhat expensive outcome perhaps for the Euro 20 drink. I much prefer to think of it as Euro 150 or more saved by double checking and more in depth research.
And so with Mr. O. organized for the night we returned to the Roundabout for another sweep.
Not much had improved since our absence. Out front of Nostalgia, there was an off duty waiters convention and chit chat session. One of the waiters was George from La Mamounia with whom Excess has struck up a pretty good rapport. George has always courtesously offered the decent rates to Excess and is always cheerful.
We made our way to Crystal Ortos reported it was now full of guests with the girls. Not worth waiting with the loud music to see what came but again, worth follow up visits. We felt it was time for a drink and ended up in Nostalgia where we had the stock thrown at us. Some interest but then a couple of DR’s arrived. The one sitting down beside me “Argentina” seemed to exude the best aspects and sensuous charms of a Latina woman. Ortos was impressed as was I. Very slim and pretty – no English just Spanish and French, some good moves on the couch with LFK. In spite of the awful warning from the High Heel Ukrainian girl, “The DR girls do dirty things….”, Excess manfully ignored the warning and made the deal.
Ah yes, the DR lady Argentina? I returned to pick her up and who was waiting at the Bar, but George? We filled in the time with George insisting on buying me a drink and we discussed life in general and the depressed club scene. La Mamounia too was suffering but managed to fill its quota on most nights as before, he said. George promised a full run-down on the girls in attendance on my next rip. Soon, the lady was dressed in very tight jeans and ready to go. Well, she proved to be an experienced practitioner with several years in a number of lands in Western Europe. She provided all as advertised but kept to LFK, BBBJ was better than average but not earth shaking but she soon transitioned into a good PSE but not the passionate Latin lover that Excess was looking for that night. It was clear that she wished to see Excess shoot his load relatively quickly which is always a turnoff She did offer to do some of those “dirty things”, but for Excess the illusion did not match the reality so he declined. For these reasons alone a repeat is not in the offing and I won’t cry for Argentina.. Damage was Euro 80 plus my 2 drinks and provided Euro 60 for the Argentina fund on the basis of what was provided was more than adequate but not worthy of a more generous gesture.
In summary, in spite of the lowered quality and somewhat morose atmosphere hanging over the girls and clubs, another delightful exploration and inspection of the Roundabout with Ortos.
It only remained to move up to Nicosia to inspect the clubs there too. Again, largely depressing quality and mood wise, but a small Filipina came to the rescue. It was with great sadness that Excess found that the much anticipated Blond Ukranian Ballet Troupe had returned home from Maxims and worst of all, the Casanova cabaret, home of a number of Excess’ multi-repeat favorites: Irina and Ilona from Odessa and Sara from Uzbekistan, was closed down. ;-))))). More later in the proper Nicosia thread.
thanks, excess, for a fine narrative of our adventures in larnaca last week. it does catch the downward slide in quality prevailing generally in larnaca, and esp at the roundabout. i can only add that i did go back to larnaca one night afterwards and interviewed a few girls at crystal. i found their attitudes a bit aloof and lacking in the gfe potential, that is to the extent one could tell in such a loud club and during curasory conversations so as to avoid a 20e tax for drink. it is clear this club is owned/operated by the same people behind bunny club, and i just don't trust many of the girls there to deliver a performance worthy of their higher club fees and the higher amounts of money the girls expect for their overnight sessions. my feeling is that in larnaca one is better off at other clubs, either finding a gem or two at one of the roundabout "b" clubs or at high heels or even mammounia.
now as to the night you wrote about below, i was just going around with you without an absolute clear resolve to go with a girl that night, given i was just back from a multi-day sex-urlaub in germany. however, when we walked into high heels, sat down and that lovely uzbeki girl came over: well, she had her tounge down my throat so fast that i barely knew what was happening. i did manage a pretty good session with her that night, and i am glad i just went with the wave of opportunity since later there were scant possibilities on the roundabout. i did have a better view of some other couches there and i did observe some of the dr girls at hh giving a little couch action to some guys that same evening. so i like that ethic they have in the club at least, but i am wary genenally of dr girls' performance during overnight sessions, at least in cyprus all reports of dr girls i've heard are not earth-shattering.
now contrast all this to what i and wildfig found in paphos just this past week or so when we did a survey of most of the clubs rep001tered around this western resort town:
club macumba in coral bay: the club has undergone a major face lift to the tune of many thousands of euro. interior furnishings similar to crystal in larnaca, actually. unfortunately, the girl line-up is strictly lower b-team, stocked with not the most pretty moldovan and russian types. one or two were fuckable out of 10 girls....
club illussion by avlida hotel/tombs of the kings: now here is probably the best looking assemblage of girls that i have seen in one club anywhere in cyprus over the past couple of months! about 12 girls working, 6-8 are of a-team looks. lots from ukraine, russia, moldova. a very attractive romanian girl, daniella (blonde) works there too. i saw lots of enticing girls there.
club venus, a b-team club in upper paphos, just off the main square: 8 girls, 4 darkish dr girls, 4 philipines. i thought at least two of the philipina girls were very okay!
love boat, b-team club in kato paphos: 9 girls or so. only one of them, a red-head ukrainian was fuckable. the rest are just too fat and ugly.
aroma: formerly a very a-team club, which has been suffering of late with less than stellar line-ups: about 10 girls, 2 dark brazilians, 3 or 4 philipinas, the rest russian, ukrainian, etc. saw some good looking talent here for a change. one or two of the philipina girls were very cute and a couple of the russian girls showed potential. the manager was pushing the newly arrived brazilian girls though.
this was our survey up to this week. we did not have time to look into all clubs and we missed visiting katagida, stathmos, lycavittos and caligula clubs, along with a couple of others. maybe next week we will be able to update you on those.
but my overall impression is that paphos has better talent generally right now than larnaca.
by the way, there is clearly a common problem this year throughout cyprus getting visas for girls esp from ukraine. several club managers related this to us. also there are some clubs closing. there is a rumour going around that the current government in cyprus is taking a specific effort to curtail the carberet business generally throughout the island. nobody really knows what will happen and to what extent the scene here will shrink. we can only say that the quality is generally way down from last year and it would seem the business for the girls in the clubs is down too...
ortos
I went to Crystal at the Larnaca Roundabout a week ago, I arrived at 10: 45 and was greeted by Panayiotis, the older waiter who used to work at another club, he said he remembered me from months ago when I visited that club, I think it was Nostalgia or Fantasia. He escorted me to a couch and I ordered a beer. I noticed that 4 of the best looking girls including an attractive blonde slim Moldavian and another petite girl with long straight hair were already busy having drinks with clients. Within a minute I was approached by a Moldavian girl who looked ok from a distance but on closer inspection she appeared about 28-30, rather obese around the waist and her face seemed scarred I thought perhaps from previous bad acne. The younger waiter was very quick to ask if I wanted to buy her a drink as soon as greetings were exchanged. I politely declined and she left. An ugly looking Dominican then approached me and I dismissed her with almost indecent haste, to the disappointment of the young waiter. The next girl was a Philippina, (Grace) I'm not into Philippinas much but this one was rather pretty, she spoke excellent English and she had a very nice manner. Again the young waiter was quick to enquire if I wanted to buy a drink "for the baby". I said I needed a couple of minutes to talk to her first and that I will deal with Panayiotis. Grace told me that she was 22 years, half Philippina half Spanish, that she had a baby and that she had previously worked in Limassol and was new to this club, and that she liked it a lot but she was the only Philippina there and found it hard to mix with the Russian girls. She started rubbing her legs on me and touching me and asked if I would go to a more quiet place. At this stage Panayiotis came along and he started singing this girl's praises. I said I'll think about it and that I might see some other girls first. He sent her away and he sat next to me. He said I can send you European girls but I cannot guarantee that they'll be any good in bed, this Philippina is a good performer and after recommending her to a few of his customers they kept coming back for her. I enquired about prices, he said €120 for the club and for the girl you have to talk to her directly but the normal is €100. He also said there are rooms to rent on the upper floors but I had already booked a room at Elyssos in the street behind. He said one can take a girl for a day session from 11 am to 7 pm for €80 for the club. After a while nobody else came along and I couldn't see another girl I liked from the ones that were still free. I decided to have a drink with Grace. She was happy that I called her back. I asked her what her charge was and she said "anything you like". I decided to take her for the night and Panayiotis brought her a long drink and he offered me a free beer. He also offered to bring the girl to my room at 3 am. After watching the show I paid up 120 for the club, 10 for my beer and 10 euro tip for Panayiotis. I went to my room, had a shower and went to sleep at around 1 am. At 03:10 she knocked on the door. Before having a shower she asked for €100! Despite what she had said earlier. I was not in a mood to argue with her and I gave her the cash. The session included lots of LFK (she avoided much DFK), BBBJ, no CIM but good sex in several positions, she moved very well. I woke up at 8 am, another session (I was surprised that she was willing when I started touching her), more sleep and a further session at 10. Overall quite satisfactory but not outstanding. She walked home herself and I went for breakfast with a Sunday paper. Total cost €245 including accommodation, rather expensive by Cyprus standards for an average girl and performance. I would be interested to hear from anybody who has been with one of those good looking East European girls in this club.
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Excellent report, Wildfig, on your inspection of the newly refurbished Crystal club on the Roundabout. Many thanks.
It appears that Crystal and their girls are trying to position themselves as the top shelf on the Roundabout in tandem with their sister club, Bunny.
This is welcome but as you correctly point out the session performance also has to be in keeping with the much higher cost. If not, then it does not represent good value or worth the disappointment. I am a bit dubious myself from your report and that of Ortos on his vibes in the place.
It will be interesting to do some comparisons with the Bunny club as to girl quality and performance. Also, if there are regular moves of girls between the two clubs ot to each their own.
As well, welcome to ISG and look forward to your views on the Cyprus scene and your findings. A great addition to the thread. Hopefully our paths will cross in one club or another and I very much look forward to it.
Sirwankalot, Poloman51,
Below is a list of names and phone numbers from the pink pages. I can't personally vouch for any for them, as I live in Limassol with my family, and my mongering options are extremely limited. I hope they are of some use to you.
Aquanuit 96325004
Zuzana 97691682
Christina 97760717
Pamela 99089540
Alexia 99168383
Stella 99168383
Alina 99361901
Natasa 99576567
Rafaella 99744739
Marina 99804675
Nice reports guys. But the prices you are paying are worrying me. My standard cost for an afternoon session is always 60 euros to the club and 50-60 euros to the girl. I usually avoid picking a girl the same night since I (ans she) get very tired by 3-4 am when she leaves the club. Afternoon sessions are cheapper and better I think
Lapin Nice reports guys. But the prices you are paying are worrying me. My standard cost for an afternoon session is always 60 euros to the club and 50-60 euros to the girl. I usually avoid picking a girl the same night since I (ans she) get very tired by 3-4 am when she leaves the club. Afternoon sessions are cheapper and better I think In the Pafos area afternoon sessions are now €60 for the club and €40 for the girl. Night sessions are €80 for the club (Mon. Thu) €100 (Fri, Sat) and €50 for the girl for any night. Clubs have taken advantage of the change of currency to increase charges. Afternoon sessions should have translated to €51, rounded up to €60. Night sessions (weekdays) from €68 to €80, weekends from €85 to €100. Interestingly, girl costs have been rounded down for night sessions from €51 to €50 and for afternoon sessions up from €34 to €40. Therefore, afternoon and weekend night sessions are now more expensive. Best value are weekday night sessions assuming one does not have to work the next day. In addition, there aren't so many customers attending the clubs and one can go late and still have a decent choice. By the way for some reason the immigration authorities are now insisting that the girls should stay in the club until 2:30 am on weekdays (used to be 2:00 am until recently).
Me and You
07-14-08, 22:04
I agree with Lapin about the prices and about the afternoon sessions, as the girls are not tired in the afternoon especially if they didn't go for the night, so they are fresh and relaxed. Another tip: when I stay few days in Cyprus, usually I make reservation for the girls from the expensive clubs for the afternoon sessions so I pay less to them and I take the girls from the cheaper clubs for the night, so I can save good money.
Nice reports guys. But the prices you are paying are worrying me. My standard cost for an afternoon session is always 60 euros to the club and 50-60 euros to the girl. I usually avoid picking a girl the same night since I (ans she) get very tired by 3-4 am when she leaves the club. Afternoon sessions are cheapper and better I think
Sirwankalot
07-15-08, 15:32
Sirwankalot, Poloman51,
Below is a list of names and phone numbers from the pink pages. I can't personally vouch for any for them, as I live in Limassol with my family, and my mongering options are extremely limited. I hope they are of some use to you.
Aquanuit 96325004
Zuzana 97691682
Christina 97760717
Pamela 99089540
Alexia 99168383
Stella 99168383
Alina 99361901
Natasa 99576567
Rafaella 99744739
Marina 99804675Thanks Bulldog,
I picked up a copy of the pink pages and tried the numbers you posted. About 3 out of 4 places won't have anything to do with non-Cypriots. I feel like I'm in Japan again hearing "no Gaijin! "
Prices I'm being quoted are anywhere from E35-E70, mostly around E50. Locations are mostly in the tourist area, near Basement night club as well as 4 Seasons.
I enjoy a night out with a girl but both work and family life kept me to hour-long massages in Russia. For the equivalent of $30 you get an hour with two girls. Four handed. Regular massage for 30 minutes followed by an erotic massage for the next 30 minutes. At times when you're tired after a long day, it's better than sex. And safer! There's no oral-genital or genital-genital contact, but often they would finish you off between their breasts (with you on your back) or simulated BJ (oiled up neck) or cowgirl (getting on top of you, facing you, and holding your dick against their oiled up butt crack with one hand and riding like there's no tomorrow) Good value for money and your conscience is fairly clear as there was no actual intercourse involved.
I've been told about a decent club near the harbour city in the Turkish north. Apparently called "Zakkum 2" in Lapta area, on the main road.
Anyone any news? Are there other clubs in Girne? Must be for a city of that size considering all the Turks that head over each weekend, the casinos are plentiful so the girls must be somewhere!!
Hi The Knight.
You are correct that there is a club called Zakum 2 in Lapta. I visited their around 3 months ago but was very unimpressed with the line up. As always since then their stock may have rotated for the better.
What I would suggest if you are going to visit the North is that you also check out the other clubs local to Zakum before making your selection.
Zakum is around 10 minutes by car west of Girne/Kyrenia, along the main coastal road. It is on the left hand side, coming from Girne, clearly signposted, at the end of a built up parade of hotels, restaurants etc.
If you continue along the same road, for about another 6 minutes you will see a sign post for Mon Amour, on your right, next door to a hotel called Club Simena.
If you carry on for around another 4 minutes you will encounter the main cluster of clubs, all signposted, or visible from the road, on your right. They are Prenses, Forplay, Titanic, Golden Girl, and K5.
Please see a link to a helpful map. You need to click on it to expand. Mon Amour is in Alsancak and the other 5 are in Karsiyaka.
http://www.trncwashdc.org/photos/northern-cyprus-road-map.jpg
I have taken many girls from all the clubs bar K5 which is new, or at least a re-brand of the former club on the same site.
Around 35 minutes from Girne by car is another cluster of around 8 clubs, again all visible from the road or signposted, along the main road between Turkeli and Kanlikoy. If you look at the map you will see Turkeli directly due south of Alsancak. On the whole these clubs have a better standard of lady than those west of Girne, but the prices are dearer. Generally the two best clubs are Playboy and Lipstick.
Over the last year or so I have posted numerous reports which detail prices etc. If you have any further questions then don’t hesitate to be in touch.
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Hi The Knight,
As Zelatrix said clubs in Turkeli (west of lefkosa) have better line up. I am living in north cyprus and clubs in girne are not really good. But if you drive or by taxi (30min and 25euro) to go to Turkeli area you can find better girls.
I have no experience on playboy but lipstick and biyX has really good line up. If you need further and detailed information please send im.
I've been told about a decent club near the harbour city in the Turkish north. Apparently called "Zakkum 2" in Lapta area, on the main road.
Anyone any news? Are there other clubs in Girne? Must be for a city of that size considering all the Turks that head over each weekend, the casinos are plentiful so the girls must be somewhere!!
Great to see that you are getting out and about.
Glad you agree that the clubs in the Turkeli/ Alakoy area are generally better than those west of Girne.
I have only been to Biyx a couple of times but on both occassions it was made clear that we could take two girls at once. My gentleman travelling companion, The Elephant Man tried this out and had a very good experience.
Based on my limited experience of Biyx (apologies for the spelling I am not sure) and my extensive experience of Playboy and Lipstick I would say that Playboy & Lipstick generally have far better line ups. Prices are roughly comparible from memory.
I would be very pleased to here your views if you have chance to visit.
For anyone considering visiting the North please see a link below to a rather good road map. You need to click onto it to get it to the right size.
I am hoping to visit late September.
Ortos, Excess and Lapin- How about you guys visiting the North. I would love to receive your distinguished council.
Zelatrix
O.B.E
http://www.trncwashdc.org/photos/northern-cyprus-road-map.jpg
I am hoping to visit late September.
Ortos, Excess and Lapin- How about you guys visiting the North. I would love to receive your distinguished council.
Zelatrix
O.B.E
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Dear Zelatrix, and other reporters of the North: btw: who is this elusive Elephant Man, and why does he never contribute not even one word to this board????,
I commend all of you for the reports about life in the North. I am based in the South, but I often travel north of the Green Line for work. I am in a business that occassionally brings me to the other side, together with other Greek Cypriot men, for work during the day. We have to return at the end of our working day and drive often all the way down to Paphos. So it is a bit tiring to then turn around and go mongering in the North, esp when there are so many cabarets and other options at our fingertips here in the South. But that doesn't mean we might not head North for a mongering day off, or night off as it were...
Anyway, I am enjoying the view of things in these northern locations and I think it is an excellent contribution that some of you have made to isolate Turkeli as a hub of high quality girls. Playboy, as reported here by Excess and others has always been known as the top club of Nicosia. Funny the way the once "famous" Imperator club has faded into the distance. Excess went about two years ago and thought it to be the most dismal place on earth!
Well if you come to Cyprus in Sept., please do drop us a PM. Maybe we can meet and I would be pleased to guide you through the haunts of Larnaca and Paphos should you bother to check out the south. Or who knows, if my timing allows I would perhaps meet you north of the Green Line.
Btw: Last week I working in Girne/Kyrenia for a day. A Turkish Cypriot colleague was going on about these girls that were available for sex in private appartments in the upper town of Girne. He took a Greek Cypriot man to take a look. He said you could just go take a look at these girls in their rooms and if you liked you could stay with them, if not, you could just leave. Sound's alot like Prives in Holland, Germany and Czech Rep. I will attempt to get prices next time I am over for work...
Thanks again for your reports,
Ortos
M.O.B.E. (Monger of the Order of the British Empire)
cheers ortos,
the elephant man is my wingman. unfortunately he has the attention span of a goldfish on speed so doesnt read the forum let alone contribute.
if you are going to visit playboy its definately worth visiting lipstick which is just a few hundred yards away on the other side of the road. depending on tastes and stock rotation theres nothing between the two. we tend to prefer lipstick as we are well known there (as a couple of gringos) and the patron speaks first rate english.
agreed about imperator. i have described conditions there, both in common areas and some of the rooms as pre dark age. however i wouldnt rule is out completely, as i have dated a top lady from their. that said unless you have time to trawl all the clubs i wouldnt bother as your hit rate will be much higher in lipstick/playboy.
crazy and kings, on the road to ercan airport also has some charming ladies and the facilities are far superior to imperator. take ear plugs though. you will know why when you get their.
i will drop you a pm before i come. thanks for the offer. i would love to venture south of the border.
re private appartments in girne. i havent heard of this before. i will ask my local contact.
your servant.
z
Ortos, Excess and Lapin- How about you guys visiting the North. I would love to receive your distinguished council.
Zelatrix
O.B.E
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Zelatrix and his former self has posted a great deal of information on the North that has been both detailed and informative as well as much appreciated.
I did make a trip to the North, as mentioned by Ortos, sometime ago without the benefit of the valuble signposts and Tips provided by Zelatrix.
As in the novel, it turned out to be a case of "The best of times and the worst of times." Here is the link for those interested but it is now clearly out of date. http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=640&page=5&pp=15
Thinking about Zelatrix's many contributions, what better way to honour them but by making another Inspection trip particularly once again to Playboy and for something new Lipstick ? Being a firm believer in YMMV and that the good ship Girl Power regularly washes up onto shore a new batch of ladies, so what happens one week cannot necessarily be repeated in following visits. To say nothing of the hypnotic sway that Zelatrix and the Elephant Man hold over the ladies of the North who are visiting to increase their respective Education funds and will be difficult to match.
So an Inspection trip to the North must be placed onto the Agenda with report to follow.
Thanks very much, Zelatrix.
Do you hear me, Ortos? ;-)))
Excess,
Great to know you are seriously considering exploring the North again. Do let me know if you have any queries if/when the time comes.
In the meantime here are a few obsevations that may be of assistance to you.
First off I think it very unlikely that you will be asked to pay 'tourist rates'. This has only happened to EM and myself on one occassion that I am aware of. I am very confident we know the true pricing structure as we have become good friends with a hotel worker who is a regular local mongerer in his own right, has friends who work in clubs and profers accomodation to mongerers and their 'girlfriends' at his hotel.
Equally Turkish language skills are not essential. I carry a phrase book and a single sheet of handy Turkish words with their English translation adjacent. We only use this if all else fails, normally we get by on hand gestures/ hoping that someone at the clubcan speak English. On a quite a few occasions the management have drafted in a local punter, from the audience to help translate the transaction.
If you are taking a girl to your Hotel the club will sometimes require you to leave your drivers license and mobile number. They will be more cautious if you are from the Greek side. We have not had a problem getting our license back on safe return of the girl.
If you are booking a girl before you take her, ie you are coming back the next day, it is quite safe, in our experience to pay up front so long as they write your name (in our case we are both simply known as 'Inglish') into the diary.
The only time we had a problem with this was when EM booked a lady from Golden Girls and they forgot she had a hospital check up. From memory he got a refund or maybe a different girl.
Z
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Re private appartments in Girne. I havent heard of this before. I will ask my local contact.
Z
Just to add: The girls are supposed to be Turkish girls. Until I look myself I'd rather not comment on the quality. I hope to take a look sometime in the next few weeks.
Btw: You mention that you pay the proper local prices. If you have a moment could you just list a summary of what you think the correct pricing is in these Northern Clubs at the moment? Also, I am most intrigued to find the name of the good hotel (i.e. girl friendly) and you mention that you know one. Any chance you could PM me the name/address of the hotel? Thanks a mill....
Ortos
Hi Ortos,
I will PM you the Hotel details in a second.
These are some of the rates I/ The Elephant Man paid across my/our last 3 visits all of which were this year. Some may seem a little high however we tend to like the most attractive ladies and often their rates are higher than the standard rate you can get for another girl in the same club. Where this is the case I have put an * next to their name.
You can get much cheaper Eg at the clubs west of Lapta I had several girls for one hour at 100YTL and The Elephant Man had an 11AM-4PM session for 150YTL with a middle ranker.
In or Out relates to whether I stayed on the clubs premises or took the girl to my hotel.
Z
Rates March 08
Lipstick 11AM-6PM. 280 YTL Out
Mexico 1 hour 170 YTL In *
Mexico 11AM-5.30PM 350 YTL Out *
Mexico 1.30AM-8.30AM 350 YTL In *
Prenses 1 hour 120 YTL In
Kings 1.30AM-9AM. 300 YTL In *
May 2008
Kings 1 hour 150YTL In
Lipstick 11AM-6PM 280YTL Out
May 2008 (Two trips in May)
Lipstick one hour 200YTL In *
Lipstick 1.30am-9.00 am 350 YTL In*
Prenses 1.30am-9.00 am. 300YTL Out*
There you go again. Providing rock solid information on clubs AND prices !!!
You are just taunting us, aren't you?
That does it, I'm booking my agenda for a walk on the (wild) North side. ;-)
Now, if I can only get that Ortos motivated, we are set. LoL
PM to follow.
Thanks Z.
E.
One minute silence in the memory of Barbie Nightclub. We will remember its glory days and the unforgetable nights and all the exotic beauties parading on the top of the bar. I will visit the place and lay some flowers on the south west dark corner where I spend many fantastic hours among some of the most beatifull ladies in the whole world. A sad day indeed at the roundabout and the end of an era.
R.I.P.
One minute silence in the memory of Barbie Nightclub. We will remember its glory days and the unforgetable nights and all the exotic beauties parading on the top of the bar. I will visit the place and lay some flowers on the south west dark corner where I spend many fantastic hours among some of the most beatifull ladies in the whole world. A sad day indeed at the roundabout and the end of an era.
R.I.P.
I too have seen the demise of this once great girl hunting club. I too have spent many a happy hour in the small dark niche in the dark corner of the club opposite the bar.
However, as I was last there about 5 weeks ago and it did not get my juices flowing based on the poor assemblage of girls at that time, I did hope that it was merely a temporary dip in their quality and that maybe by August/Sept they would have some new material and new life to the girl line-up.
Lapin: Are you saying you have been to the place recently? Are you giving up on the place for ever? First I thought you were writing to say the place was closed down. But you should be optimistic: The club is only half full, not half-empty. If you go in the next week or two, do let us know. And have a look into Dantella as well and let us know if this place is any better...
Thanks,
Ortos
I send an SMS to one of the waiters and he told me that Barbies is closed for good. No chance to open again.
My beloved Casanova in N'sia and now Barbies !!!!!!
What is the world (Cyprus) coming to ?
My only thought is that Barbies is relatively too well designed and located to remain empty for too many months without new ownership. Have to say the last inspection with Ortos of Barbie's that the atmosphere and girl quality was pretty grim. Jimmy the sleazy waiter will not be missed.
I send an SMS to one of the waiters and he told me that Barbies is closed for good. No chance to open again.
I send an SMS to one of the waiters and he told me that Barbies is closed for good. No chance to open again.
I have not been to the Larnaca Roundabout for several weeks. And not to contradict what Lapin has reported, but:
--Living in Cyprus for many years, I have learned to take with a huge mountain of salt what certain locals may claim to be the gospel truth. How many times has some guy here sworn on his mother's grave that such and such is true, yet it turns out to be something else...Remember High Heels was closed for a couple of months or so this past winter and reopened later...
--It may be that Barbies with its deminished line-up of sub-standard girls for several months was just unable to bring in the cash to pay the rent and expenses. I wonder, as Excess hints, if somebody may well take the club over as a new management.
--If indeed the waiter at Barbies is permanently out of a job at Barbies, one would expect him to turn up employed in yet another Larnaca club. These guys tend to float around from club to club, like sharks (or bottom-scavengers?) swimming from sea to sea...
Let's see what happens...One cannot imagine this property, right next to other clubs, re-opening in another capacity, say, as a supermarket or something, can one? I bet it will reopen as either Barbies again or a club by another name...
Ortos
Alina is a Greek lady in her late 30’s or maybe 40. Pretty good figure for her age, about 36 C tits that are still firm and don’t sag. Average looks, and friendly attitude.
She has an apartment in the old town, near the Mitsubishi dealership on Makariou III avenue. She met me at the door wearing nothing but a towel. Directly to the bedroom, where I was offered a shower, then straight to the bed, not even any pretence of a massage. She offered her tits to suck on while she stroked me a few times, and applied the condom. A short cbj followed, then she climbed aboard and pumped up and down until I came. We rested a few minutes, then back to the shower for cleanup. While all this was taking place, her roommate was in the living room watching TV!
Total time about 35 minutes (I checked) and total price 70 Є. If you’re looking for GFE, look elsewhere, but if you are in the mood for quick and dirty sex, she gets the job done.
Telephone 99361901
Hi
Is anyone knows about kathinkas villa near paphos? maybe 20 km out of town.
They have retaurant bar and hotel.
Thanks for info. any girls there?
Essi
Hi
Is anyone knows about kathinkas villa near paphos? maybe 20 km out of town.
They have retaurant bar and hotel.
Thanks for info. any girls there?
Essi
Kathikas, not "kathinkas!!," is a village, not a villa. It is full of goats and peasants. Have fun fucking them!
You want girls, go to the clubs Stathmos or Illussions or Aroma in Paphos.
Made a four day trip to the North on my annual inspection trip. A few changes, prices up a bit, particularly in the clubs nears Nicosia. Entry between 15 – 20 ytl. Some exceptions charging 30YTL. This time I decided to give a miss to day time visits. Choosing an unknown on the basis of a photo at the club door isn’t too satisfactory leading often to a grumpy Moldavian with attitude who has been woken from her beauty sleep to service McAvity. I also decided against longer term takeaways and settled for the one hour short time at each venue, in order to try as much pussy as possible in the time available.
Started with a new one to me Rose Aphrodit, situated on the road to Kyrenia which runs to the east towards Bufavento Castle. Easy to spot. Like all these venues, nothing subtle. Good selection of girls. Topless some of the time. Western music. Took a Moldavian with a stunning figure and keen to please. 150 ytl for the hour.
The moved on to the Nicosia area to Lipstick. Well deserves its recent favourable write up. Some sexy women, topless most of the time – but also pushy waiters who were immediately trying to get me to take a girl for 200ytl for the hour. No thanks.
Then checked out Biyax, well set back from the road but with a very visible illuminated sign. Oops, they’ve spent more money on advertising than on the product. 30 ytl to get in “special show” Was it heck. Nice enough décor etc inside but 3rd rate women.
Headed off to Mexico, not the plushest of establishments.. Very mixed bunch of girls. Topless some of the time Took another Moldavian, 150YTL for one hour. Good service. Enough for one day.
Next night out to the Lapta area and to Maksim where my eye lighted on a petite but well racked Russian with some English and a good sense of humour who gave me an hour of time for 120ytl. Western music.
Next night to Lapta again to my favourite of last year - Prenses. Virtually empty, most of the girls looked as though rigor mortis was about to set in. All fully clothed and miserable as sin – but then who wouldn’t be having to sit listening to Turkish music being delivered by a tone deaf performer who fancied himself. From the selection on offer chose a lively young Uzbek girl who stood out from the rest. Good enough service but no English. 120ytl for the hour.
The looked in on Golden Girls. Some, relatively discreet topless dancing. An interesting multinational selection including a ?Nigerian who could really move and a brace of very oriental looking Uzbeks. Should have gone there first but the McAvity equipment wasn’t up to another session so moved on.
Finally looked in on Monamour. Absolutely dire. Words fail me. Avoid like the plague! The police arrived as I left, alas not to close it down but apparently to take a role call of the girls.
Final evening and headed for Nicosia again. Stopped first at “Onestar” A well deserved rating as I suppose “No star” doesn’t quite have the right ring about it. Looked totally dead so gave it a miss anyway.
Then into Nane. Close to Lipstick and a bit of Lipstick clone. Some quite superb girls and very sexy topless dancing, western music. Gazed on the candy for a while and then to Playboy. Must have restocked recently. Girls right at the top of the scale, in every way totally overwhelming – but still I moved on, this time eastwards and took a look at Crazy and Kings. Shouldn’t have bothered. A big club full of disinterested looking Moldavians who couldn't be arsed to even dance with any enthusiasm.
To end the evening headed back to Golden Girls in Lapta. Good welcome from the management who remembered me from the previous visit and were keen to help me chose but in no way pushy. The Nigerian was there but off limits that night “she is red” so took one of the Uzbeks who gave a spirited performance for 120ytl.
My rule of thumb developed on this trip is to take a good look the car park first. The locals know the best venues and if they aren’t there in numbers - drive on!
This fact finding mission was conducted in mid September, the girls rotate every six months so things can go up or down – if you will pardon the expression.
Condoms – still an option, take your own as those provided – if available at all- are rubbish and lead to an immediate droop at least on the part of the McAvity equipment. One girl told me they went for a medical check once a week and on average in the course of a month a couple of girlsl out of the club complement (12) failed the fitness test….Some betting man work out the odds please.
What the clubs in the North lack which those in the south offer is any real contact with the girls before you make a choice. You are left making the decision on looks and body language. Better than a photo but a bit more social intercourse before the sexual would help greatly.
Theseclubs are big earners for the TRNC treasury paying trillions in tax In addition to all those in the Nicosia/Lapta area press reports said there are 6 in Guzelyurt and 7 in Famagusta. Virgin territory just crying out to be explored!
Enjoy!
@Mcavity,
Thanks for the really great view into the situation in the North. Really great report. Wish for more details about the girl performances though...For example: Was BBBJ offered as standard throughout? CIM?
Also, if you could be so kind, could you please list what you think are the clubs with the best girls looks-wise in decending order? Are Playboy and Lipstick at the top of the list?
You make a very interesting comment about the northern Clubs not offering any opportunity to really talk to the girls, interview them, before you select. Really? You can only look but not touch? This is a major difference between club environments btwn N and S.
But while this element might be lacking in the north --and I am not completely sure you cannot circumvent this shortcomming by perhaps passing the waiter a tenner and tell him: "Ade re koumpare, give us a chance here to talk to the girls, eh?-- at least it seems some postive opportunities the North offers that the South does not is: ability to take a girl for just an hour or two! rather than invest a whole night's mongering in one girl.
Do all the clubs, eg even Playboy, offer the short time option at any time during the night?
Thanks for the reveiw and additional info...
Ortos
Mcavity,
Thanks for a very useful report. I am visiting the North next week so your groundwork will be invaluable.
The tone deaf performer who fancies himself at Prenses sounds much better than the last guy. Earplugs are on my trip inventory under ‘essential items’.
The Elephant Man (my gentleman travelling companion) dropped off at Prenses for a quick splash and dash in August. He concurs with your synopsys. I will avoid.
I cant remember a club called Rose Aphrodit and I was in town in May so I guess it must be new. Is it on the main drag between Kyrenia and Lapta please.
Again I am not familiar with Nane so I guess it too must be new or maybe they have changed name. Based on your comments I am going to head straight to their and Playboy without passing Go.
I haven’t dated a girl from Maxsim before and would like to try. Can you remember the name of the Russian please.
Thanks again for your report. All the details and observations are in line with my experiences.
Z
@Mcavity,
Thanks for the really great view into the situation in the North. Really great report. Wish for more details about the girl performances though...For example: Was BBBJ offered as standard throughout? CIM?
Also, if you could be so kind, could you please list what you think are the clubs with the best girls looks-wise in decending order? Are Playboy and Lipstick at the top of the list?
You make a very interesting comment about the northern Clubs not offering any opportunity to really talk to the girls, interview them, before you select. Really? You can only look but not touch? This is a major difference between club environments btwn N and S.
But while this element might be lacking in the north --and I am not completely sure you cannot circumvent this shortcomming by perhaps passing the waiter a tenner and tell him: "Ade re koumpare, give us a chance here to talk to the girls, eh?-- at least it seems some postive opportunities the North offers that the South does not is: ability to take a girl for just an hour or two! rather than invest a whole night's mongering in one girl.
Do all the clubs, eg even Playboy, offer the short time option at any time during the night?
Thanks for the reveiw and additional info...
Ortos
Regarding performance:-
BBBJ the norm, BBFS available- one girl explained that they have to oblige if that is what the customer wants, didn’t try for CIM but guess would be no real problem, they might be happier with that than the BBFS option. A bit of anal probing wasn't too well received - seems from the girls Turks are overly keen on that and they hoped I'd leave that orifice alone for our session.
Playboy presently top of the list of clubs . Lipstick close behind, thereafter much of a muchness until you get to the lower end ie Prenses and Monamour. Playboy has a main stage with three girls dancing and two side stages with a couple more on each. Can sit very close to weigh up the talent which was really high class. Talking to the girls can probably be arranged but certainly not actively encouraged. My only experience in the South was a mad spin round the Larnaca roundabout a year ago, where the eye contact, auditioning/chatting opportunities are readily available as you well know, made all the difference, not sure why so difficult in the North since everything else seems much more easy going.
Taking a girl for one hour at any time is no problem although nearer closing time – which in the North is 01.00 - they prefer you to opt for a “program” and have her for the night. But they will happily take your money for an hour even at 12.30 as I did at Mexico.
Mcavity,
Thanks for a very useful report. I am visiting the North next week so your groundwork will be invaluable.
The tone deaf performer who fancies himself at Prenses sounds much better than the last guy. Earplugs are on my trip inventory under ‘essential items’.
The Elephant Man (my gentleman travelling companion) dropped off at Prenses for a quick splash and dash in August. He concurs with your synopsys. I will avoid.
I cant remember a club called Rose Aphrodit and I was in town in May so I guess it must be new. Is it on the main drag between Kyrenia and Lapta please.
Again I am not familiar with Nane so I guess it too must be new or maybe they have changed name. Based on your comments I am going to head straight to their and Playboy without passing Go.
I haven’t dated a girl from Maxsim before and would like to try. Can you remember the name of the Russian please.
Thanks again for your report. All the details and observations are in line with my experiences.
Z
Rose Aphrodit has been there a while. But my first investigation. On the road from Ercan to Kyrenia that runs through the mountains. About half way up the mountain on the right. In the middle of nowhere! Nane located just before Lipstick, further back from the road and almost behind Lipstick.
The Russian girl from Maksim had slightly curly dark hair, a fun attitude, and I think her name was Alessandria or something along those lines.
Best of luck on your forthcoming trip. The Guzelyurt and Famagusta clubs must be worth a look although I would imagine that given they are off the main beat they may be more “Turkish” in their style, ie you will need a new set of ear plugs!
Enjoy
Cheers for getting back to me.
I must have driven past Rose Aphrodit many times and somehow missed it. I will pay less attention to the road in future.
My local contact has given me poor reviews about the Guzelyurt and Famagusta establishments. However I intend to conduct a more comprehensive survey at Christamas and these areas are on my 'to do list'
Its a good point that you raise about Playboy. Out of all the clubs Playboy, by far affords the best and closest viewing facilities. Id say Biyax comes second in this regard. At some of the other clubs one requires ones opera glasses, often followed by ones beer goggles.
Just in one area I am a couple of colours away from you on the spectrum of debate. That being the ability to talk to the girls. At most and possibly all clubs it is possible to arange for a lady of your choice to sit with you for around 10 minutes. Cost is normally around 30YTL. The Elephant Man and myself have selected this option on occassion at Golden Girls, Lipstick, Crazy & Kings and Imperator. From memory I have also seen other gentlemen indulge at Zakum, Titanic, Prenses and Forplay . I cant recall seeing at Playboy so maybe its verbotten their.
I have put the Russian on my dance card. Thanks. I think I mentioned in a preious report that I am attempting to learn Russian so maybe she can teach me a few new words. On the other hand maybe she shouldnt speak with her mouthfull.
I spoke to The Elephant Man earlier and he confirmed that in August he saw a new club being built next to Lipstick. I guess that must me Nane.
Z
Regarding performance:-
BBBJ the norm, BBFS available- one girl explained that they have to oblige if that is what the customer wants, didn’t try for CIM but guess would be no real problem, they might be happier with that than the BBFS option. A bit of anal probing wasn't too well received - seems from the girls Turks are overly keen on that and they hoped I'd leave that orifice alone for our session.
Playboy presently top of the list of clubs . Lipstick close behind, thereafter much of a muchness until you get to the lower end ie Prenses and Monamour. Playboy has a main stage with three girls dancing and two side stages with a couple more on each. Can sit very close to weigh up the talent which was really high class. Talking to the girls can probably be arranged but certainly not actively encouraged. My only experience in the South was a mad spin round the Larnaca roundabout a year ago, where the eye contact, auditioning/chatting opportunities are readily available as you well know, made all the difference, not sure why so difficult in the North since everything else seems much more easy going.
Taking a girl for one hour at any time is no problem although nearer closing time – which in the North is 01.00 - they prefer you to opt for a “program” and have her for the night. But they will happily take your money for an hour even at 12.30 as I did at Mexico.
Thanks, Mcavity, for the prompt response and additional info. It's nice to know one can drop by these places, spy a girl you fancy and then take them for an hour or two behind closed doors in a room presumably within the club building somewhere...is that right? This kind of thing is virtually imposssible in the southern clubs.
But I really think this "No talking to the girl" thing needs to be clarified. I bet with good will and maybe an additional small fee and/or tip to waiter, one could chat and cuddle with a girl or two before you make your choice. I will attempt to investigate this whenever I manage to get across the border for fun time...
Thanks again.
Ortos
I visited Mamounia last week after a long time. There are over 10 girls in the place mostly Moldavian and Ukranian. But the first girl to approach me was arabic from Maroco and I found that quite interesting. Never been with an arabic girl before so I had to try. I payed three drinks (60 euros) for an afternoon session. I went to her hotel (Vergi hotel) to pick her up the next day but she told me they had rooms right there at the hotel (26 euros). I spend four hours with her and the experience was very good.
Cheers for getting back to me.
Just in one area I am a couple of colours away from you on the spectrum of debate. That being the ability to talk to the girls. At most and possibly all clubs it is possible to arange for a lady of your choice to sit with you for around 10 minutes. Cost is normally around 30YTL. The Elephant Man and myself have selected this option on occassion at Golden Girls, Lipstick, Crazy & Kings and Imperator. From memory I have also seen other gentlemen indulge at Zakum, Titanic, Prenses and Forplay . I cant recall seeing at Playboy so maybe its verbotten their.
Z
Thanks for explaining the auditioning process. Must admit I succumb to the kid in the sweety shop syndrome. Usually ask the waiter if the one I fancy speaks English and if he indicates she does, head straight off to the room. Need to take it a bit more slowly. The more informal arrangements in the South are easier but then again they don't have shagging rooms on the premises - so for me the North wins!
Another travel opportunity appears to be on the horizon so a question if I may. I've seen reference to Philipinas being in some of the clubs and this was confirmed by one of my more chatty companions on my last trip. Any pointers as to where in your experience the LBFMs are lurking?
dear distinguished travelling gentlemen,
first off thanks again to mcavity for your recent report which helped me steer clear of the less well stocked clubs. didn’t even bother with prenses and forplay. i only popped over to monamour to view their album as it’s a 5 minute walk from my residence.
ok lets start with prices. i only dated ladies from the lapta clubs, on this occasion.
11am-4pm maxsim out- 170 ytl
11am-4pm maxsim out- 170 ytl (different lady)
1 hour maxsim in 120 ytl
11am-4pm golden girls out 200ytl
i suspect one of the ladies from maksim was the petit russian with the good rack described by mcavity.
i think that 170 ytl is around 75 pounds blighty. super value in my opinion for the quality on offer. works out at £15 per hour.
all ‘programmes’ were daytime as you can see, which are cheaper than evening programmes. next visit i want to experiment with the 4pm-9pm slot (so to speak). my sex sherpa (mustafa) reckons this is a better bet than 11am-4pm and i suspect he is correct.
regretably the elephant man was unable to join me on this tour. he cited his reason as the credit crunch but i suspect (and fear) he is again in love.
i did visit nanes (not 100% sure on the spelling) but i found it expensive and whilst there were two attractive ladies i already had a russian on my ‘to do’ list at maxsim. i can say that the club is ronnie’s refurbished and re-named. what i liked about it was that one could sit right next to the stage for expert in-depth evaluation.
credit munch
as a tip to the busy and cost conscious mongerer titanic is worth droping into. it is situated right in the heart of the lapta clubs. entrance is only 10ytl which i reckon is around 4 pounds blighty.
zelatrix skipped his evening meal in anticipation of the visit and wasn’t disappointed.
upon arrival he was presented with the following complimentary refreshments.
1glass beer
1 plate of grapes
1 plate sliced carrots in vinegar
1 plate sliced cucumber in vinegar
i plate of melon and plum slices*
1 plate of assorted nuts*
*seconds were provided without prompting.
all fresh and top notch.
unfortunately little zelatrix was not so happy. there were about 8 ladies. most were in the words of my sherpa ‘retired natashas’ there seemed to be two hoties but unfortunately they were occupied with other gentlemen in consummation. see definitions below. in fairness i could have made a better evaluation but on the two occasions they glided by i was concentrating on the grub.
so all in all this is a good destination to start off an evening of mongering especially if one hasn’t eaten. over time the quality of ladies has in my opinion been consistently poor, although on occasion they have had some quality, so what with the refreshments and the low entrance price its got to be worth a look.
one downside is the local music played. fortunately they mix it up with some western tunes but at volume it can grate. might i recommend howard leight max earplugs, as tested for ride (as in motorbike rather than mongering) magazine by the motorcycle response unit of the london ambulance service. expect to pay £3.50 for 10 pairs.
handy words/phrases from the scene translated
natasha- working girl
consummation- paying for a drink with a lady to evaluate her. i think that the term may be slightly optimistic. a drink and a chat doesn’t equal consummation for me.
casino/night club- club/brothel.
programme- taking a girl either on the club’s premises or to your place for a period of time. eg 1.30am till 9pm.
preservative-condom-
control-mandatory weekly std check for natasha’s
business partners-two or more gentlemen, known to each other, who have carnal knowledge of the same natasha. mcavity i think that’s me and you sir.
i know that one of our correspondents recently asked for clarification as to whether the ladies are available to date on site. i can confirm that this is the case at all clubs. the girls dormitories are either part of the club or right next door. so whether you are droping by during the day or at night you can date a lady on site. this applies to programmes as well as 1 hour sessions. the only exceptions are prenses and forplay. at night you can date a lady on the club premises but during the day you would need to travel to their day time dormitory.
answer to mcavity
sorry i didn’t see any phillipino girls on this trip. i have seen them at one or two clubs in the past but can’t remember where. as i visited or viewed the photo album at the following clubs last week and didn’t see any you can eliminate them from your enquiries in the immediate future.
lipstick
maxsim
golden girls
titanic
playboy
nanes
mexico
monamour
in the meantime i will drop my sherpa a quick e-mail to see if he knows where there are any and to let me know if any turn up.
your servant.
z
Sorry Mcavity but my Sherpa reports that their are currently no Phillipino girls operating at the Lapta clubs.
Its possible there maybe some over at the Alakoy clubs but I didnt see any.
Z
Sorry Mcavity but my Sherpa reports that their are currently no Phillipino girls operating at the Lapta clubs.
Its possible there maybe some over at the Alakoy clubs but I didnt see any.
Z
Looking for Philipina girls in Cyprus? Not in the North? Well, the southern caberets are stocking up with Philipina and DR girls in place of the Ukrainian and Moldova girls that are having trouble, at present, procuring proper visas for employment in the Repblic of Cyprus. Seems maybe the dubious legal status of northern Cyprus allows easier access. Who knows. The main relevant point: There are Philipina girls to be found in the caberets/night clubs of Limassol, Larnaca, Paphos and southern Nicosia. Ask Excess, who recently escorted a Philipina girl to his hotel room for the afternoon in Nicosia.
Ortos
Looking for Philipina girls in Cyprus? Not in the North? Well, the southern caberets are stocking up with Philipina and DR girls in place of the Ukrainian and Moldova girls that are having trouble, at present, procuring proper visas for employment in the Repblic of Cyprus. Seems maybe the dubious legal status of northern Cyprus allows easier access. Who knows. The main relevant point: There are Philipina girls to be found in the caberets/night clubs of Limassol, Larnaca, Paphos and southern Nicosia. Ask Excess, who recently escorted a Philipina girl to his hotel room for the afternoon in Nicosia.
Ortos
Thanks Z for the investigations of your Sherpa and also Ortos for reporting the plentiful supply of Pinas in the South,. I certainly remember some from my orbit of the roundabout a year ago. Bags of personality and good English - just what is often lacking amongst the providers in the North Even if there are East European bodies to die for on offer.
On which subject, apologies if this is old news, but I’ve just seen a report which says the South will not be issuing work permits to cabaret artistes after November this year. Apparently this was announced at an anti trafficking conference, the ROC seeking to boost their star rating on this front and appear good EU members. If really enacted could lead to a big boom in traffic heading North for the evening to partake of the fruits available there. Can’t see the North rushing to seize the moral high ground and pulling the visa plug on their supplies for the time being. There is too much money involved. Could be a good time to start investing in the Northern leisure industry. Providing local Sherpas to assist during the ascent of the various delightful peaks jutting out from the Lapta hillside might be very rewarding for all concerned. My next trip looks like being November and then early in 2009 before retirement – from work that is – has me in more inhospitable climes. Before then I will do my best to rise to the challenge and explore a few more mounds even if I have to carry my own oxygen cylinder.
Mcavity
Cyprus Lad
10-09-08, 10:47
Hi all,
I've just joined so apologies if I'm breaching etiquette. I've been browsing the site but can't find any references to a massage with a happy ending in the Paphos or Coral Bay areas. I've tried a copy of Xhryses Efkeriese but I'm afraid it's all Greek to me.
I've also had a look in the english language papers and there is only one ad that looks promising and I would have thought that an area this size would have had a lot promise.
Can anyone give me any pointers please.
Me and You
10-12-08, 18:59
Hello friends of Cyprus,
Cyprus forum is quiet these days. Is There anything new or interesting abut Cyprus or Larnaka. I am going there in about 10 days. Any reccomendations? What about the scene in Larnaka these days. What is better now Larnaka or Pafos?
Where are guys Ortos, Excess lapin and others. Afer I come back I will post for you.
With the economic crises the number of trips payed by the company have been reduced. During my last visit I visited Mamounia and Bunnies. Both places had great talent and with some negociating you can get some good prices. I also heard that the new place Crystal may be good.
With the economic crises the number of trips payed by the company have been reduced. During my last visit I visited Mamounia and Bunnies. Both places had great talent and with some negociating you can get some good prices. I also heard that the new place Crystal may be good.
Can you be more specific about your comment: "with some negotiating you can get some good prices."
At Mammounia, the pricing is fairly straight forward: Club fee 80/100E weekday/weekend.
At Bunny Club and Crystal, both under same ownership, they want 20E more for club fee, i.e. 100/120E weekday/weekend.
Are you saying that at both these higher-priced clubs, one can negotiate down? Please can you comment on this? Also, Mammounia has a good club fee pricing structure. Some of the girls, however, in the past have exhibited a tendancy to ask for higher overnight prices than is the norm. However, I think this is just their starting price and one can get them down to the normal price if there is some kind of chemistry, which is required for me to go out with them in the first place. Are you referring to Mammounia in your comments? or Bunny Club/Crystal?
The best I did at these later two clubs, with fluent Greek spoken, was to deflect their initial ridiculous quote of 140E for club fee on a weekend, down to their base price of 120E. I got that far at both Bunny Club and Crystal, on separate occasions, but in the end did not partake of the one of their A-team looking girls, because the girls in question seemed to have a bit of an attitude, wanting minimum 100E for overnight. I just felt it was all too high, and I was wary of being slightly ripped off and ending up with a girl who under-performed.
Thanks,
Ortos
Hello friends of Cyprus,
Cyprus forum is quiet these days. Is There anything new or interesting abut Cyprus or Larnaka. I am going there in about 10 days. Any reccomendations? What about the scene in Larnaka these days. What is better now Larnaka or Pafos?
Where are guys Ortos, Excess lapin and others. Afer I come back I will post for you.
I cannot offer you fresh, relevant observations about Larnaca, as I was last in action there way back in the start of July. Since then, I have been concentrating exclusively in Paphos.
In Paphos there is indeed some talent and pretty good performers at Stathmos. Many (but probably not all) of the girls there will give you good sessions with DFK, DATY and BBBJ often with CIM. You have to choose well, however. There are 6 or 7 Ukranians, two Arabic girls from Marocco and Algeria respectively, both of whom are said to be good performers. Plus there are a number of Moldovans. All told, I think they have over 12 girls at the moment, some of whom are definitely worth a tumble or two. A negative point here: As a foreigner you will have to negotiate your way through the unfair club fees that will be thrown at your by the waiters. If they see an "Englishman" (i.e. any European who is not a well-known local like me!) then you will be quoted much higher club fees than is the going local rate. s
This is often a standard (and aggravating) aspect of mongering in these clubs throughout the southern areas of Cyprus. Tough to get over if you don't know the lay of the land and the local lingo.
Another club with a decent selection in Illusions down the road from Stathmos. Aroma, next to Aloe Hotel, also has the upper echelon of girls in Paphos looks-wise. There are more clubs which are on a B-scale, and sometimes you can score a real gem there. But if you are new to the scene and only in Paphos for a night or two, then best to stick to the afore-mentioned A-clubs. An additional club to look in on is Katayida (opposite Roman Hotel) and perhaps Macumba club at Coral Bay (both under same ownership).
For me: I like the selection at Stathmos the best and then at Illusions and Aroma, about tied. Look for more non-Russian types, like Philipines and DR girls coming in to fill the gaps left by the visa crunch put on girls from Russian-speaking countries.
There is doom-and-gloom reports all over the place about visa difficulties from these EE countries, but still I see new talent from Ukraine and Moldova coming in despite the reports of gloom.
In summary: Paphos has been good enough (not as good as last year though) to keep me satisfied sufficiently that I have not needed to go as far as Larnaca in my seeking-ventures...
Hope this helps,
Ortos
Me and You
10-14-08, 08:49
Thanks for your posts.
Very interesting and useful.
Looks like Ortos is always one step ahead!
Visited Paphos this past Friday, and we we had booked 2 rooms at Damon Hotel across from Stathmos for 45 euro each.
Looks like every Cabaret has a problem with girls. Likavitos (in moutalos) had 4 girls. Love Boat (possibly the smelliest cabaret I have ever been to) had 5, Illusions had 6. Only Stathmos had a full starting 11, one of the Morroccon girls was "off". My cousin & myself did the rounds pretty late, about 12 and mostof the girls had already been booked.
Stathmos had the best selection by far. The Morroccan girl took my liking and luckily she was free, this may have something to do with the the fact that she is rather on the plump side, but very pretty with great tits. I think her name is Hanna, she is about 25, speaks little English. But with my basic French we communicated ok.
Another girl by the name of Roxanna, about 5 foot tall, was pestering us all night, jumping on me & my cousin, grabbing, biting us, falling over etc. She was completly off her head on someting. She fell over a couple of times while trying to make out with another ukrainian girl, (blue eyes. Flat chested). Also the waiters were not having much luck controlling her.
As my cousin did not see anything for himself we decided to make a move, I paid 100 euros (I don; t know if this is standard, but my cousin knows them very well. We didn't pay for the half bottle off Vodka) for the girl and left at 1. 30 with a view to come back at 2. 45 for the pick up. We had been told that there were a couple of ukrainian girls in Love Boat that are bi-sexual and put on a good show. My cousin wanted to check this out.
On arrival I was overcome by the bad smell from the entrance there is definitely a sewer in the same basement. Anyway the talent if you can call it that was very bad. Possibly the worst I have seen in Cypus. And this is after several vodkas. One of the girls in there is the spittiing image of Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me, same body, face, braces and hair only wearing a dress!
The two girls we were looking for were Nicole & Maria. We quickly asked them if they were up for the Lesbian thing, and they agreed. Nicole the butch one is about 32, blonde, very high mileage, possibly clocked a few times as well. Maria the younger one is about 25 a red head and I'd give her 2 out of 10, Nicole is much much lower on the scale, I did ask my cousin to reconsider but the Vodka had taken control and his eyesight was only working to 10% of its capability. He only had 'lesbian show' on his mind and hapily handed over 240 euro for both girls. By the way the bartender in there is Robbi. Young guy, quite helpful- he has also printed his own business cards so you can contact him in the afternoon!
I was concious of time as I had to be back at Stathmos for 2. 45. And wasn't too happy when the ukrainian girls wanted to stop for vodka and cigarettes. My cousin dropped me off outside Stathmos at 3, on walking up to the entrance I could hear shouting & screaming from round the back. When I walked round I found one of the waiters who told me that Roxanna had swallowed her tongue and they had saved her, but were waiting for an ambulance as she was having a fit! He said it had happened once before most likely because she mixes alcohol & drugs. Can you imagine if this had happened when she was with a customer?
Anyway I waited a bit and luckily Hanna came down. We went to my room, showered and got down to business. BBBJ, True GFE, no rush. After our 1st session she gave me a massage and we went for round two. During this time I kept getting calls and SMS from my cousin telling me to join him! Even though my mind wanted to my body said NO! I slept for 2 hours and showered and neary left without paying, I asked Hanna how much? She said 50 and I left her 60 as it was a great experience for me. I left her to sleep and check out.
Found out from my cousin later that he had a great time, they did give him a Lesbian show and he screwed them both. Left them 100 euro even though they asked for 200!
Overall a great night.
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Baren Boim
10-14-08, 21:35
Any particular names that you would recommend from Stathmos and Illusions?
Ortos and Viastis for the great reports. Next time I will surely make a trip to Paphos. Regarding my comments, I seem to paying less than the price you are quoting. But of course I am talking about afternoon sessions. Last time I payed for three drinks a total of 60 euros. My drinks of course are extra. As far as the girls pay, I never discuss it with them. The unofficial number is 50-60 euros I think. At Bunnies they wanted 5 drinks but I said it is too much and they immediately reduced it to 4. But I still refused. I am a tough negotiator!
Ortos and Viastis for the great reports. Next time I will surely make a trip to Paphos. Regarding my comments, I seem to paying less than the price you are quoting. But of course I am talking about afternoon sessions. Last time I payed for three drinks a total of 60 euros. My drinks of course are extra. As far as the girls pay, I never discuss it with them. The unofficial number is 50-60 euros I think. At Bunnies they wanted 5 drinks but I said it is too much and they immediately reduced it to 4. But I still refused. I am a tough negotiator!
Thanks for the additional info, Lapin. Clearly, afternoon sessions are somewhat cheaper than the overnights. 60Euros = 3 drinks. An overnight on a weekday would be 80E (4 drinks) and you get a much longer time period to play with your girl. When you report 60E paid for an afternoon session, you are talking about Mammounia, right?
Bunny Club and Crystal try to charge two drinks more than other clubs for their girls to go out, but when you counter with "that is too high" they always come down a drink. In the end they charge one drink more than other clubs, just like High Heels and the late (great) Barbies. The question is always: Is the girl's performance worth the extra 20E...often (not always) it is...
Ortos
Visited Paphos this past Friday, and we we had booked 2 rooms at Damon Hotel across from Stathmos for 45 euro each.
Looks like every Cabaret has a problem with girls. Likavitos (in moutalos) had 4 girls. Love Boat (possibly the smelliest cabaret I have ever been to) had 5, Illusions had 6. Only Stathmos had a full starting 11, one of the Morroccon girls was "off". My cousin & myself did the rounds pretty late, about 12 and mostof the girls had already been booked.
Stathmos had the best selection by far. The Morroccan girl took my liking and luckily she was free, this may have something to do with the the fact that she is rather on the plump side, but very pretty with great tits. I think her name is Hanna, she is about 25, speaks little English. But with my basic French we communicated ok.
Another girl by the name of Roxanna, about 5 foot tall, was pestering us all night, jumping on me & my cousin, grabbing, biting us, falling over etc. She was completly off her head on someting. She fell over a couple of times while trying to make out with another ukrainian girl, (blue eyes. Flat chested). Also the waiters were not having much luck controlling her.
Great report, Viasti!
About finding a cheap and easy hotel room, bear in mind that Damon at 45E is more expensive than a few other nearby possibilities: Valentina Apts, Roman Hotel, New York Plaza Apts.
I have to agree that Love Boat, owned by the same people who own and run Illusions, is pretty much a dive and the girls there are lower B-team at best (often dipping into the C-team). Unbelievable that your cousin actually forked over 240E for two of them! Wow! What that money could have bought elsewhere...The proper weekend night price should be 100E to the club, so I don't really get it that he paid 240E for two girls. Are you saying that this B-club is charging an extra drink/girl over the normal price?
Too bad you hit Stathmos on the late side, although often I've gone in about 12ish or after and found many girls still available. Obviously this not the case on a Friday or Saturday night, however.
Is the Moroccan girl you took the heavier one of the two? If so, I'd love to hear more about her performance in bed, because I've seen her, spoken to her and she seemed to have a rather sexy vibe, yet I hesitated in favour of other girls on offer because "Hanna" as you call her seemed to be a bit two bottom heavy. I've never seen her dance with clothes off so I cannot say exactly what her ass is like, but you can. Does she DFK? Yes, she seems to have great natural tits. The waiter told me she is actually from Algeria, btw.
Also, I went there with Wildfig and we saw a tall, leggy blonde Ukranian named Jana, who was openly dfking a dark haired Ukranian girl with shortish hair who had a prominent tatoo on the the shoulder. They were both going at each other both at their table next to other girls and on the couch next to us. I couldn't figure out if it was an act or not. The dark-haired girl, who's name escapes me now, was actually dfking me!! even though she had just sat down next to me and we were hardly introduced. I thought she was all act and no substance and I was a bit put off by her attitude, although normally I do find dfking me on the couch a very positive sign. Is this Roxanna? She did seem to be highish or drunk on something...
Anyway, thanks for your report. Hope to hear more of your future adventures in Paphos or elesewhere...
Ortos
Did anybody visit this place recently? This club used to be the top club in Larnaka, a real high class cabaret always a step ahead of the others and always the top quality girls. But now I am afraid it may follow Barbies fate..
Markus Long
10-21-08, 19:34
find any references to a massage with a happy ending in the Paphos or Coral Bay areas. Same for me I am also interested in erotic massage with happy ending in Limassol, though.There must be some local places that offer this. Can anybody recommend some places/phone numbers - not necessarily from own experience?
Markus
Sirwankalot
10-21-08, 22:16
Have had a few nights when I needed to clear my head and just drive around town. In the old town in Limassol, off Anexartisias Street, I've seen some women (Filipinas and E. Europeans) standing alone in places - entrances to buildings, alleys, etc. which looked a lot like they were on offer. No bus stops, or anything to imply they were waiting for someone, a ride, etc.
Too much of a pansy to approach them. Is this what I think it is?
Cyprus Lad
10-23-08, 09:43
Same for me I am also interested in erotic massage with happy ending in Limassol, though.There must be some local places that offer this. Can anybody recommend some places/phone numbers - not necessarily from own experience?
MarkusHi Markus,
Stay away from Sandra in Limassol, she turns out to be two girls working near the Basement on the seafront, it's 60E for massage with happy ending but neither is a looker and the best of the two will have you massaged and happy ended within 10mins.
Also Carol in Paphos advertises in the Cyprus Mail. She gives a great service and claims that she is late forties but looks early 60's, so if you want something younger then look elsewhere.
Anyone got anything else on independents.
Did anybody visit this place recently? This club used to be the top club in Larnaka, a real high class cabaret always a step ahead of the others and always the top quality girls. But now I am afraid it may follow Barbies fate..
I was right! Dandella is closed as well. I visited 3-4 places near the roundabout and the situation looks bad. Crystal and Bunnies are a rip off with girls which are real bitches and the other places (Nostalgia and Fantasia) only have Filippinas. The night life in Larnaka is going downhill...
Great report, Viasti!
About finding a cheap and easy hotel room, bear in mind that Damon at 45E is more expensive than a few other nearby possibilities: Valentina Apts, Roman Hotel, New York Plaza Apts.
I have to agree that Love Boat, owned by the same people who own and run Illusions, is pretty much a dive and the girls there are lower B-team at best (often dipping into the C-team). Unbelievable that your cousin actually forked over 240E for two of them! Wow! What that money could have bought elsewhere...The proper weekend night price should be 100E to the club, so I don't really get it that he paid 240E for two girls. Are you saying that this B-club is charging an extra drink/girl over the normal price?
Too bad you hit Stathmos on the late side, although often I've gone in about 12ish or after and found many girls still available. Obviously this not the case on a Friday or Saturday night, however.
Is the Moroccan girl you took the heavier one of the two? If so, I'd love to hear more about her performance in bed, because I've seen her, spoken to her and she seemed to have a rather sexy vibe, yet I hesitated in favour of other girls on offer because "Hanna" as you call her seemed to be a bit two bottom heavy. I've never seen her dance with clothes off so I cannot say exactly what her ass is like, but you can. Does she DFK? Yes, she seems to have great natural tits. The waiter told me she is actually from Algeria, btw.
Also, I went there with Wildfig and we saw a tall, leggy blonde Ukranian named Jana, who was openly dfking a dark haired Ukranian girl with shortish hair who had a prominent tatoo on the the shoulder. They were both going at each other both at their table next to other girls and on the couch next to us. I couldn't figure out if it was an act or not. The dark-haired girl, who's name escapes me now, was actually dfking me!! even though she had just sat down next to me and we were hardly introduced. I thought she was all act and no substance and I was a bit put off by her attitude, although normally I do find dfking me on the couch a very positive sign. Is this Roxanna? She did seem to be highish or drunk on something...
Anyway, thanks for your report. Hope to hear more of your future adventures in Paphos or elesewhere...
OrtosFunilly enough I prefer Roman as well mainly for its 'bordello' style. But it was fullly booked that night.
My cousin was too horny and too drunk to care and he is local so he should know better.
Jana must be the girl that I am referring to as well. Hanna does DFK. Going next Wedenesday night aain so I will have another report. Most probably goint to La Mamounia or Crystal tonight
Markus Long
10-31-08, 18:04
Hi Markus,
Stay away from Sandra in Limassol, she turns out to be two girls working near the Basement on the seafront.Too late. Read your warning a day after I visited Sandra and Ilona. They are located in the Castle Appartments complex. Called them around 3pm and wnet to their place about an hour later.
When entering their appartment, I initially thought it's going to be a nice one as they had a stretcher for the massage. Usually a good sign. But once we agreed on the price of 50 Euro for massage + CBJ from Ilona (looked the younger of the two (30-35 I guess and pretty worn out; both from Czech)) things turned bad: A very rough back rub of 3 minutes that I think even your 200 pound club bouncer would have done better. Then turn around and get a condom-cover BJ (with her worn-out look you don't really want to try one without). At least she tried for the deepthroat. But Mr Long was still to big. Anyway, the whole thing was over in 15 minutes and at the end she started to get pushy.
Sandra speaks good English, Ilona doesn't.
In addition I also went to a place that advertises with phone number 99-257944 ("mono lemeso"). Two chicks. One around 30, the other quite young 23-25, I'd say, but quite voluminous. They are located in the Mariala hotel (by the way the best way is to ask on the phone for the hotel next to the place where they are located and have handy the free Limassol map that's available everywhere). They asked for 70 Euro 30 min and 100 Euro 1 hour full sex (for one of them). But since I was only interested in erotic massage, I went back home unsatisfied.
I also got the impression that most of the girls are located in the Germasogeia area of Limassol.
Markus
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Markus Long
10-31-08, 18:31
Hi,
Not sure if anyone already reported on club Temptations in Limassol.
The club is located abot 50 meters down a side road form the main beach road in Germasogeia. If you come from the city center it's on the left, about in the area where there's the Starbucks on the right and a couple of very popular "cafe places" on the left (I think the first one was called coffee beanery or something).
I wend there on a weekday around 11pm and talked directly to the waiter. Who, without hestitations, gave me the pricing. 80 Euro as club fee for an afternoon session. They insist on this stupid drinks rule. Which means you actually ask for how many drinks and need to do the math in your head. Duh! Once in, the parade begins and one girl after the other comes to you table talks to you and you can ask anything you want. Best to tell the waiter what kind of girl you're generally into, otherwise. It feels kinda weird to say 4-5 tims in row: Not my kind of girl.
Anyway, I made my selection and paid the waiter his 80 Euros (suddenly they don't even pretend to be paid in drinks anymore). Agreed with the girl (C. , 27 and skinny, maybe a 6-7 from 10, from Moldovia) to meet her the next morning at 10am at her hotel (they live outside the club premises). We went together to my hotel and had a nice 4 hour session. Things were limited to two condoms. So you had to decide when's the magic is going to happen. Didn't know that and had to settle for a handjob as a 3rd time. Additionally to the 80 Euro club fee the girl gets 70 Euro. Which makes it 150Euro/4-5 hours. The other girls also made a good impression (6-7) but as I'm into skinny there wasn't too much choice.
First pop was pretty standard CBJ, she on top and reverse and I finally came in the best of missionary style. When telling her I want everything with condom (I can't even imagine how any of you can ask for anything, even BJ, without a condom), she told me that she'd be out of hotel room in second, if I'd asked for anyhing but.
Then we had in-room breakfast (she didn't eat before). Which kind of loosened her (and me) up. Also she got fond of my music collection and didn't really know any of the western music. Like who doesn't know U2. And even Janet Jackson. I had to explain to her. So to some fresh chick music we went down to a nice 69. Which was my second pop (now that's pop music).
After that she went to sleep in my arms while I checked out the pictures taken on my holiday so far. If you're into this kind of GFE, the way to go is really an afternoon session and esp if you treat her nice, it's a really worthwhile experience.
An hour later she woke up, and made the mistake of walking around naked in the room while the curtains where open. Her comment: "I don't care. I am no princess". Got a final handjob from her and then send her home.
Also checked out the Silk& Velvet. Which played Russian music all the time and the girls aren't to pushy. You probably have to walk up top them. Next to Silk & Velvet there's a club Mirage (or something) that has a big sign 1/2 prices before 11pm or so, but once in, there isn't much going on. Got quoted 40 Euro for lap dance (for one song). Which is hopelessly overpriced. So better stay away from that one. Both clubs are hard to miss and about a 10 min walk east from Temptations.
Markus
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Very good report on Limassol. I think I will stay there next time. Larnaca seems to be in a deep crisis right now. It will be nice if someone could recomend some sex oriented hotels. I mean hotels that rent rooms for a few hours at a low rate..
Very good report on Limassol. I think I will stay there next time. Larnaca seems to be in a deep crisis right now. It will be nice if someone could recomend some sex oriented hotels. I mean hotels that rent rooms for a few hours at a low rate..
There are several options around the infamous Plateia Iro (Heroes Sq.) which is the traditional Limassol area for Cabarets.
However, on the seafront in the Old Port Area (not the end near the Castle Roundabout but further east near the Catholic Church), there is a place called Mistral Hotel Apts. They are a well known walk-in place similar to the Ellysee Apts off the L/ca Roundabout. They used to charge CYP 15-20 depending on how many hours. Not sure of the Euro rate now.
Btw: The word is that as of today, Nov 1st, there will be no new visas given for "Artistes" in Cyprus anymore. It is not clear what will happen in the future now. But one can not see this scene disappearing entirely. There will for sure be structural changes made, probably resulting in some club closures, as evidenced in Larnaca and Nicosia already. Plus prices will no doubt go up. However, living in Cyprus for a long time, I can say from experience that these new laws and regulations often loose there impact after a certain period of time, meaning that perhaps after a few months or so, things will loosen up a bit and they will find another way or another category of visa to issue to girls from Moldova/Ukraine, etc. Howabout trained prostate nurses?
Otherwise, better get used to going North of the Green Line.
Ortos
Me and You
11-01-08, 20:47
I just came back from a trip to Cyprus and Europe. Unfortuantly, Larnka is very down now. Because of the visa problem. Dantella and barbies and more 4 or 5 others clubs are closes. But the others don't have good quality girls, and just a small number of girls. You have to search and search ro find the good A team girls like before, even Cristal and Bunnies don't have good girls with their high prices (just one in Bunnies is A). I think Mammounia is better than other with numbers and beauty but the girls there have an attitude. They ask 100 euro at least or more. " I don't sleep with customer. We just make sex and we go home. I just make one time. ". High Hells have may be 2 good girls. Chez Nous have one or 2. The others are loosing of time. This is about Larnaka, I don't know about other cities. I think Larnaka or Cyprus is no more a good destination. Low quality and expensive as girls don't accept 60 euros, they want at least 80 euros.
That s bad for the moment, we don't know in the futur what would happen, may be they will bring girls from Cheque Rep or Slovakia or BUlgaria or Romania. Then that would be more more expensive and there would be not a big number of Night Clubs. Just the big ones that can afford a big salary for the EU girls. Welcome EU. And IS0 9900 girls.
During my last visit to Larnaka I made the mistake of visiting Bunies. The place is a rip off. I will never set a foot in there. They charged me four drinks (80 euros) for an afternoon date and then Svetlana told me she wanted 100 euros. I asked the waiter to replace her and he send me a Moldavian girl (Lia) for 80 euros. Still too much for me, but it was too late. But this is not the end of the story. The next day I called the waiter (Kostas) to send the girl to Elysso. To my suprise she showed up together with Kostas who demanded 20 euros for delivering the girl. I said o.k. but I would pay the girl only 60 euros. He said o.k. but then I had a furious Moldavian woman. The horror, the horror as Brando would say..
Following on from the several worrying reports from experienced and respected members on the sad state of clubland in Cyprus, allow me to report a couple of conversations that I had on this topic.
I discussed this with two Cabaret managers who I have known for a considerable amount of time and whose clubs I have patronised enough to be considered a "known face".
The summary was:
Artiste licenses have been taken from the Interior Ministry who previously issued the girls with licenses. Artiste Licenses are now issued by the Employment Ministry along with all other requests for employment visas.
This has effectively severed the long standing and cosy (my word) relationship between the Interior Ministry and Club owners and the Girls' local Impressario. The Cabarets are not pleased with the new rules.
The Employment Ministry is using the same rules for Artistes as any other employment category, namely, Cabaret owners must demonstrate that the jobs were first offered to Cypriots and there were no acceptors (highly likely); then the job may be offered and demonstrated to be offered to EU citizens, and then finally to non-Eu citizens with no guarantee that these applications will be accepted as Cyprus Employment Ministry uses "EU" rules for visas.
The process which was previously under the old rules a matter of weeks, now can easily stretch to 3 months or more.
As Cyprus and its Cabaret system was not overly generous to the girls and word was circulated in the FSU, we have noticed over the last 18 months that FSU Artistes have been dwindling and the quality of those arriving lowering. In reply, the Cabarets have imported first Filipinas and more recently Dominicans with little English in many cases. Members have been commenting on the declining standards although we have also found that there are many honest workers among the Filipinas.
The first effect is the interim period now for the replenshment of stock on the rotation of the previous girls going home and now a lengthy delay under the new rules for new arrivals. Therefore, clubs caught in the changeover have been closing due to lack of girls. As well, old scores between Cabarets have been settled with Police encouraged by other Cabarets to fine and close some clubs using the current difficulties as excuses. Casanova, Dantala etc. etc. are fondly remembered in better times. Finally, the decrease in Tourist numbers looking to fill in their time in Cyprus Cabarets has been noticeable to ISG Inspectors for some time. This completes the dreary picture in Cyprus club land. Those girls that are there are becoming increasingly restive and report home the same over the lack of business.
Never able to resist fleecing actual Customers - Lapin's post describes this exactly, many Cabaret owners/managers insist on trying to gouge the limited number of Customers that enter their establishment rather than welcoming them with drinks and "Specials" in an attempt to "clear the stock" to the benefit of the girls, the clubs and the Customers.
The other issue for Cabaret owners with the new regime of the Employment Ministry is that the Iron grip on girls in Cyprus by the Impressarios and the Cabarets has been weakened. The Artistes will be under a standard EU visa arrangement via the Employment Ministry rather than the Interior Ministry's "special arrangements". Not good from the Cabaret's point of view. Much easier for the girls to complain of poor or arbitrary treatement or leave early.
The Dominicans in particular are said by the Managers to be "causing trouble". When they arrive, often with no or little English, they immediately demand that the club provide a steady flow of Customers. When this is not forthcoming in these slow times, they go to the Police and report they were brought here to be waitresses and simply sit and entertain the Customers in the club. Now they are "horrified" to find they should sleep with the Customers and demand to be returned immediately home at the expense of the Cabaret. This has been done in more cases than the Cabarets bargained on, thinking of how things worked in the past.
All in all, things do not look good in the near term in Cyprus clubland, with most of the injuries being self-inflicted. I have to say that Mr. O and I have discussed this as being a possible outcome as much as 18 months ago.
I provide this, FWIW.
The solution?
More research for those remaining diamonds that may be lurking there. As well, it is clearly time, Mr. O., for us to explore pastures North, using Zelatrix's invaluable counsel and advice to be found on ISG.
E.
Thanks Excess for your sad summary of the current state of affairs. And fresh from the Hof to boot, where you report taking one for the team. Hey, I seem to recall you "took one (or two) for the team" here in Cyprus too, ja?
Well, your statement about the clubs loosing their Iron grip over the girls certainly does ring true. Just two weeks ago, a couple of Ukrainian girls I had been seeing sort of regularly in a small club in Paphos, suddenly disappeared well before the date of the contract finishing. One of the other girls at this club told me they moved clubs suddenly. She told me where the club was --a club/pub type place I had heard about outside a village between Paphos and Limassol. I tracked them down there recently and they confirmed that they decided on the spur of the moment to depart on their own accord from the place of the their established employment and went to this new place without having to get any kind of permission or sanction from their first club's managment. It seems they had a major disagreement with a new girl brought into their club, and rather than deal with the bad vibes they just decided to leave. The club manager begged them to change their mind and stay, but they said no they wanted to try a new place. There was, apparently, nothing the club manager/owner could do! At their new place of work, at this pub off the highway midway between Paphos and Limassol, they open the club at 16.00 -02.00. The girls rack up drinks during the whole time, including little piccalo champagnies, and custormers can, apparently, take the girls out at any time for one hour: hefty club charge though: 80E for this short time session --same as the overnight charge if you take them at 02.00. The girls say they have better business there, even though it is outside a large village vs being located in a major town. Interesting.
As far as Lapin's case: I think I know this guy Kostas. He is a German-speaking mainland Greek with some kind of connection to Cyprus. If he's the guy I am thinking of, he has long hair in a ponytail and somewhat heavy set. Lapin, you should have told the guy "Get stuffed!" when he asked you for an extra 20E for delivery. What would he do then? Take the girl away and loose the club fee and disappoint the girl? I think he was just trying it on, and you should have stood your ground, or at least offered to pick up the girl yourself for no extra fee. Anyway, as Lapin accurately reports, Bunny Club, and their other roundabout establishment, Crystal are rip-off places and I have always feared for the attitude of the girls there. Seems in Larnaca at least the afternoon sessions are no longer the good deal they once may have been. Overnights are the way to go.
Larnaca seems to have lost its appeal as a main destination now. One can only hope it will bounce back in the future. Seems La Mammounia maybe the only decent place left. What a shocking surprise.
But for the time being there is still some good opportunities in Paphos, esp at Club Stathmos where there are 10 or more Ukrainian/Moldovan girls, some are very good performers. Also a few good girls at Illusions. I have to re-check Aroma, as I was last there 2 months ago... The prices have been increased on the day sessions to now 110E all in, somebody told me, who had a very good one with a girl at Stathmos for that all-in price: 2 hours duration. As opposed to 160E (80E to club + 70/80E to girl) for a full overnight with a high-performing girl 02.30-11.00. The better nightime deal is clear. On a standard overnight you get two long pops for sure, and with some girls even three!
Lastly, the next fronteir is, as Excess notes, the occupied North. However, if trends hold, then the Turkish managers will get wind of the bleak scene in the south and raise their prices (or at least the prices they quote to us) accordingly. Better hurry over there for a good look soon, Excess...
Ortos
Many thanks, Ortos, for your observations. Let me just make clear again that the statements made in my last post re "the situation" were those of the managers. Ties in very well with your observations and those of our fellow members - Larnaca does seem to be bearing the brunt. Leaving a club on their own accord would have been unheard of and simply not allowed on the pain of banishment in even recent times. Surprising.
I am heartened to hear that there are still nuggets to be had in Paphos and not at all surprised that Ortos has extracted a few of them. I too recall a visit to Bunny Club with Mr. O. and the same ponytailed Kostas tried to stiff us for some drinks and more.
The scene at the local village pub sounds interesting but mildly expensive. The 80 Euro club fee you mention, Ortos, and what do the girls expect in addition for their short time ?
In Nicosia, there is still the club (Fantasy - 2 blocks from the HI and turn left)with George ex Casanova to visit again. I had a price from George for a rendezvous @ Euro 75 club fee - from 1:00 to 5:00 or 6:00 which if still holds seemingly represents good value. This was probably a rate based upon and recognised some excessively regular prior visits by yours truly to the C. club. Didn't partake but plan to do so. There was a young, slim DR girl there who was very interesting. Several Ukranians of various benches and also several PI's, one of considerable interest. Enough to casue some stirrings.
To sum up, field inspections with Ortos are more than just club hunting but an overall experience including dinner and more. Let's keep an open mind, review our Paphos options and make plans for a couple of days exploratory digs in the North. I am sure that we will be able to satisfy our curiosity and more, Mr. O. Color me optimistic. Let's see what we can do.
The 'Hof was an excellent visit. And yes, you sometimes get the rough with the silk. Someone's gotta do it and report it for the greater good. ;-))
Just to add to the Managers' words below on the FSU girls moving on and reducing the flow to Cyprus from this onetime fairlyland.
Excess inquired into the whereabouts of several of his favorites of more recent times from the FSU. Both became mini-stars in their time in Cyprus - Excess likes to think that his patronage and tutelage somewhat assisted. Sara, the Uzbek teenager - 18 when she was in Cyprus - verified, and Irina from Odessa were asked about.
Sara after her 6 month stint, returned home for R&R and made her way to Lebanon. Her youth, long black hair and Uzbek/asian visage makes Lebanon an ideal venue for her to increase her college fund. Irina again after her 6 month Cyprus tour of duty also returned home for a break and is now working in Japan.
I asked, knowing the probable answer, and are they returning to Cyprus? A small laugh from the Manager in question. Noooo, they can make much, much more elsewhere than in Cyprus. As well, for any of the CE girls now in the EU -Germany and the FKK clubs is the way to go for them. Bottom line - the Cyprus Cabarets have done themselves in by underpaying the girls for too long and other options beckon for many. Word in the FSU is firmly out.
As economic conditions worsen worldwide, Cyprus will have another opportunity, but will have to lift its game. Less for the cabarets and more for the girls will be solution and interesting if the Cabaret owners can mentally handle the shift in the industry or not.
It is understood by the managers that the "North side", still receives a contingent from Moldova and less the Ukraine. This due, it is said, to the scene in Instanbul and elsewhere in Turkey that receives a steady flow of EE girls and passes them on to the North side. Many do not speak English as it is not required in Turkey or the North side for the most part.
Always the optimist, Excess is not put off. More research is the keyword while expecting that greater selectivity in a diminishing pool of talent will be required. The diamonds are still out there, our job is to discover them and burnish them to high service levels, n'est-ce pas, Ortos?
Master's
Time to dip your toes in the waters of the North.
I shall be their over the Christmas period, should this coincide with your inevitable and long overdue foray.
Grasshumper (Zelatrix)
Cyprus Lad
11-14-08, 10:40
Markus I've found a little gem in Limmasol for you.
I had to go to Limmasol last week and took the opportunity to have a look around and found Marina advertised in Xhryses Efkeriese phone number 99804675. With the sea front on the right go past the Basement nightclub and take the 1st left and find somewhere to park up.
The place is a brothel located in Gaby Court which looks ok from the outside but the public areas are grotty.
I tapped on the door which was answered by a middle aged good looking woman who I guess is the brothel keeper, she explained that there was an Italian working that day and led me through what I suspect would have been the living room to another room with a massage table and settee in it.
I waited for a few minutes and in she came, about 35-40 small and petite with a great fun loving attitude. She explained the menu and I went for the no massage happy ending for 50 euros.
We both stripped off and I noticed that her skin was the same colour all over with no blemishes or wrinkles to notice. She sat me on the table and asked if she could use a babywipe on an appendage that was getting a little hard, the babywipe was a little cold but she found a way to warm it up that felt great. She was going a little too fast but I managed to ease her back by massaging her head and gently easing her back.
I stood her up and cupped her small breasts in my hand which she said she liked and gave me a cuddle before going back downstairs. She asked if I wanted to come over her breasts but I requested the whole works and she asked how.
It was into mish and with a little guidance I was in and slowly getting the 50 euros worth. She was very tight which is unusual and managed the usual fake orgasm which serves to slow me down a little so I don’t mind.
After the 50 euros was spent she gave a couple of little clenches with her muscles which drained me dry. She wasn’t in a hurry to throw me off so I stayed for a couple of minutes enjoying the moment, then it was a quick clean up and time to get dressed.
The last part is always a bit difficult as I don’t know if to feel offended when the girl gets dressed first or uncomfortable when they watch as you put your clothes on. In this case she finished first then gave me a playful tap on the bum and said come out when you are ready.
All in all it was a good 50 euros so if I get another opportunity I’ll be back.
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Me and You
11-15-08, 13:01
Lapin,
Same experience happened with me in Bunnies but on the othe way 2 weeks ago. I went Saturday night around 2 45 to Bunnies to find a nice compay for the night, but Sveta unfortunately was busy and only the moldavian was free so I talked to her for 5 minutes and was ok. I paid 120 euros and we left and on the way, I doubted that she was drunk but was not sure yet, then we arrived my room, she started to undress and her body was full of bruises and started to talk not right anything. Then I was sure that she was very very drunk, so I told her that I want take you home, as I didn't like to stay with her the night, no way to talk or to comunicate, I am not only into sex. She refused and I insisted, and after 15 minutes of discussion, she accpeted and she dressed up and I took her home and I told her that I will not make problem for you and I will tell your manager that I had an important call. So I tok her back to her Hotel then I came back home and I slept alone that night without company.
In the evening around 10 pm, I went back to Bunnies and I talked to the manager and he said: "no problem you can take another girl" and for my good luck Sveta was free so I sit with her then we talked and she asked for 100 euros and I said ok, so I told Kostas and he said but you must pay more 3 drinks, I told him I will not pay any drink, as I ve paid already 120 euros as week-end price and today is not a week end. He said that he will talk to the manager, then few minutes later, and he was back and he said you can pay 2 drinks, I said no, I can pay only my drink and the moldavian girl fiches (the plastic piece they give to the girl for her drinks (each piece about 1-2 euors to the girl), he said I will ask the manager again, and he was back then he said you pay 2 drinks I said no. Then after few minutes I left and I went directly to the manager and I told him, here are 20 euros for my drink and the girl s fiches, he said ok no problem and I left without talking to Kostas (I think Kostas try to ripp off something for himself without the manager know that).
Anyway, Sveta was, for my good luck, was a good choice this time, instead of the MOldavian girl nightmare. A 9 girl for beauty, body and sex and talk. She is a strong girl and she knows that she is beautiful.
BTW, If anybody from Cyprus is interested, Sveta would like to marry a Cyprus or EU man (even married) as she don't like to go back to her country and she like to stay in Cyprus.
During my last visit to Larnaka I made the mistake of visiting Bunies. The place is a rip off. I will never set a foot in there. They charged me four drinks (80 euros) for an afternoon date and then Svetlana told me she wanted 100 euros. I asked the waiter to replace her and he send me a Moldavian girl (Lia) for 80 euros. Still too much for me, but it was too late. But this is not the end of the story. The next day I called the waiter (Kostas) to send the girl to Elysso. To my suprise she showed up together with Kostas who demanded 20 euros for delivering the girl. I said o.k. but I would pay the girl only 60 euros. He said o.k. but then I had a furious Moldavian woman. The horror, the horror as Brando would say..
Bunnies is blacklisted by me for life (I mean there life). When they change management and rip off tactics I will reconsider. Sveta is indeed a beauty but I have met nicer girls before (and better looking). I would consider marrying her only if she tapes her mouth and stop talking :)
I am certain better days and better dames will come.
Me and You
11-16-08, 09:21
Bunnies is blacklisted by me for life (I mean there life). When they change management and rip off tactics I will reconsider. Sveta is indeed a beauty but I have met nicer girls before (and better looking). I would consider marrying her only if she tapes her mouth and stop talking.
I am certain better days and better dames will come.Thanks for your nice kind answer. First, You go or you don't go BUnnies it is your business and your problem. Sure there was (not now) more beauty than Sveta but I would pay 100 to go with Sveta than paying 80 to go with the nighmare MOldavian girl (may be if the moldavian girl pays me 100 euros, I would think to go with her LOL).
Second, I don't know if she would accept to marry you, as you also think that you are something not only her, and may be because you are not generous as you left her for 20 euros (cheap LOL don't be pissed off-a joke). About talking too much, I have an idea, when you marry her if she accepts, you get her mouth busy with a nice long bbj, so it would still closed.
A question: I discovered a new nightclub in Larnaka (I forgot name actually as I went just one time) on parallel with the main street (Makarius) to the right side going to the Marina, behind a Hotel (Flora or somehting. Hotel is on Makarius street), not bad place and not bad girls. Did you ever been there?
Good luck and let us updated about Cyprus and especially Larnaka.
Thanks for your nice kind answer. First, You go or you don't go BUnnies it is your business and your problem. Sure there was (not now) more beauty than Sveta but I would pay 100 to go with Sveta than paying 80 to go with the nighmare MOldavian girl (may be if the moldavian girl pays me 100 euros, I would think to go with her LOL).
Second, I don't know if she would accept to marry you, as you also think that you are something not only her, and may be because you are not generous as you left her for 20 euros (cheap LOL don't be pissed off-a joke). About talking too much, I have an idea, when you marry her if she accepts, you get her mouth busy with a nice long bbj, so it would still closed.
A question: I discovered a new nightclub in Larnaka (I forgot name actually as I went just one time) on parallel with the main street (Makarius) to the right side going to the Marina, behind a Hotel (Flora or somehting. Hotel is on Makarius street), not bad place and not bad girls. Did you ever been there?
Good luck and let us updated about Cyprus and especially Larnaka.
I think you missunderstood me. I rejected Sveta not because of the 20 euros but for her horrible attitude. She asked for 100 euros, I said o.k. but then she started making fun of me. When I asked Kostas if 100 euros was the normal fee for them she got very vicious and abnoxious.
Now the Moldavian girl is another story. She doesn't need a drink to get drunk, I think she is a UFO twenty-four hours a day. My advice: There are other places with equally or better quality for way much less. And one prediction: Bunnys and Crystal days are numbered unless they make drastic changes.
A question: I discovered a new nightclub in Larnaka (I forgot name actually as I went just one time) on parallel with the main street (Makarius) to the right side going to the Marina, behind a Hotel (Flora or somehting. Hotel is on Makarius street), not bad place and not bad girls. Did you ever been there?
Good luck and let us updated about Cyprus and especially Larnaka.
Just guessing: But any chance the club you refer to is Embassy or something like that. It is located on a parallel street to Makarios Ave, about mid-way between the roundabout and Bunny Club near the Marina. This Embassy club is located upstairs, not on the ground floor. Is this the place you mean? If so, it's nice to hear a positive assessment of the line-up there as, from previous walk-in inspections, I always thought the girls were strictly B-team.
Hope you can comment on whether this is the right club....
Thanks,
Ortos
Me and You
11-17-08, 09:30
Lapin: You are right. I think Bunnies and Cristal are not the best clubs but too much expensive. I went to Cristal and I saw all the girls and talked with 3 of them and I didn't like any and they ask 120 euros. I guess for Cristal and Bunnies you pay that much not for the girls quality but for the decoration quality LOL.
Ortos: Exactly. The place is Embassy second floor. And you are right about the girls, generally they are B team, but there was one or two you can consider A team but they were busy. And the manager told me that they will have new girls.
Lapin: You are right. I think Bunnies and Cristal are not the best clubs but too much expensive. I went to Cristal and I saw all the girls and talked with 3 of them and I didn't like any and they ask 120 euros. I guess for Cristal and Bunnies you pay that much not for the girls quality but for the decoration quality LOL.
What about any other clubs on the Roundabout? Did you take a look at some of the others, those that are still open that is, like Las Vegas, Nostalgia, Sunset, Fantasia? Just wonder whether you saw any A-Team or near buried in the mainly B-team line-ups? What kind of nationalities did you encounter? Thanks for any additional info here...
Ortos
Me and You
11-18-08, 11:39
What about any other clubs on the Roundabout? Did you take a look at some of the others, those that are still open that is, like Las Vegas, Nostalgia, Sunset, Fantasia? Just wonder whether you saw any A-Team or near buried in the mainly B-team line-ups? What kind of nationalities did you encounter? Thanks for any additional info here...
OrtosYes I have a look at the other clubs. Las Vegas, Nostalgia, Fantasia. Nothing worth. In Chez Nous, Irina moldovian, very good GFE and nice coloured eyes and body (next door type girl). Her older sister is working at same place, not pretty as her but in case you have a fantasy to have 2 sisters. In Chiquito, I was with Elena blonde ukrainian (not very young), good GFE. High Heels, not bad girls in genrally, I was Katia bielarussian, tall blonde and very hot, GFE. Mammounia, actually is the best to have big number and good quality of girls but girls have attitude and they ask at least 100 euros.
I am only into CIS girls, not into others.
At last a ray of sunshine or two in the "other clubs" on the roundabout. It was looking pretty dry. As always it depends on the club and night, but at least you were able to uncover several that met your requirements.
As well, seems like time to talk with George at La M.
Good hunting.
E.
Just when all seemed hopeless I received one phone call and one SMS from some ex flings of the past. The first was from the Filipino girl who used to work in Barbies (Ortos should know her). Her name was Sandra I think. She is now in Limassol and she will start work soon. She told me a place called Fabrigue or something like that but I dont know the place.
The sms was from a great Ukranean beauty who used to work in Dandella 4-5 years ago. She is coming back to Cyprus in one month but she does not know where she will go. At one time she also worked at Casanova. She should be around 29 now but women like her get better with age.
Just when all seemed hopeless I received one phone call and one SMS from some ex flings of the past. The first was from the Filipino girl who used to work in Barbies (Ortos should know her). Her name was Sandra I think. She is now in Limassol and she will start work soon. She told me a place called Fabrigue or something like that but I dont know the place.
The sms was from a great Ukranean beauty who used to work in Dandella 4-5 years ago. She is coming back to Cyprus in one month but she does not know where she will go. At one time she also worked at Casanova. She should be around 29 now but women like her get better with age.
Well that's a surprise, Lapin! I do remember Sandra ex Barbies. I guess a Philipina girl has an easier time with a visa then Ukrainians or Moldovans? I don't know of a place under the name Fabrique, but I will ask around. If you get an address/street name, let me know.
Good news about the ex-Dantela babe. Keep us posted on that...
Ortos
Ortos
I have her cyprus mobile number. I am away from Paris now but if you send me a PM I can tell you the number. She keeps calling me here all the time! But I will not be in Cyprus before January. The Ukranian girl is sort of like a girlfriend to me, in fact I visited her in Kiev once. But if she works in a club I will let you know. I do not know if she will come to Cyprus as a turist or just to work
Hello guys, can you cast a light on the reason's the Ukrainian girls and Moldovan girls are having difficulty getting visa's to work there now?
I live in Ukraine and know a few girls her who have worked in Cyprus, just intrested really.
Allow me to add my thoughts on this, Qjump, as there have been a few posts covering this. May I add for members that Qjump provides long term in depth reporting on the scene in Ukraine and other EE venues so I consider this reply an attempt at a small pay back to him for his many informative and useful posts, thanks Qjump.
The reasons for the reduction of EE girls in Cyprus are two main reasons in my opinion.
One, the pay and conditions in Cyprus for girls are usually not very favourable. The "word" has gotten out over the last year and a half and fewer girls from EE wish to venture to Cyprus as a result. Visitors in general to Cyprus have decreased in the same time period thus lowering girl's earning power making things worse. More options have opened up for the girls in other parts of Europe which can reward them more generously that than the Cyprus Cabaret system.
Secondly, Cyprus joined the EU and has been tightening up on EE visas as a consequence. This reduces and makes getting a visa - artiste visa more time consuming, costly and diffcult for a cabaret owner/impressario to gain a visa for an EE girl.
Result, fewer EE girls and a possible current pause in any visas being issued.
The Philipines and Dominican Republic have been sourced as recruiting grounds of late.
Many have commented that the 'golden age' of the Cyprus Cabarets is over for the moment. With world economic conditions as they are and both girls and mongers finding it difficult to secure extra disposable money, this may change. The question will be in what way?
Hope this helps, Qjump.
E.
Allow me to add my thoughts on this, Qjump, as there have been a few posts covering this. May I add for members that Qjump provides long term in depth reporting on the scene in Ukraine and other EE venues so I consider this reply an attempt at a small pay back to him for his many informative and useful posts, thanks Qjump.
The reasons for the reduction of EE girls in Cyprus are two main reasons in my opinion.
One, the pay and conditions in Cyprus for girls are usually not very favourable. The "word" has gotten out over the last year and a half and fewer girls from EE wish to venture to Cyprus as a result. Visitors in general to Cyprus have decreased in the same time period thus lowering girl's earning power making things worse. More options have opened up for the girls in other parts of Europe which can reward them more generously that than the Cyprus Cabaret system.
Secondly, Cyprus joined the EU and has been tightening up on EE visas as a consequence. This reduces and makes getting a visa - artiste visa more time consuming, costly and diffcult for a cabaret owner/impressario to gain a visa for an EE girl.
Result, fewer EE girls and a possible current pause in any visas being issued.
The Philipines and Dominican Republic have been sourced as recruiting grounds of late.
Many have commented that the 'golden age' of the Cyprus Cabarets is over for the moment. With world economic conditions as they are and both girls and mongers finding it difficult to secure extra disposable money, this may change. The question will be in what way?
Hope this helps, Qjump.
E.
Excess, thanks for the reply.
I only hear of girls going to switzerland from here now, as Cyprus and also Japan seems to have the same problems for the girls comming from here.
Oddly, I have been and done the cyprus Cabaret scene and found most of the girls very nice and actually not really professional.
Again thanks for the insight!
Excess, thanks for the reply.
I only hear of girls going to switzerland from here now, as Cyprus and also Japan seems to have the same problems for the girls comming from here.
Oddly, I have been and done the cyprus Cabaret scene and found most of the girls very nice and actually not really professional.
Again thanks for the insight!
Clever girls - if they can manage/pay their impressario to get into CH club scene.
1/2 hour of club sex in CH approximately Euro 90 to the girl (minus what they are paying to the arranger - usually accomodation is arranged/paid for by club. They pay an entry fee every day to get into the club as the guests do -somewhat reduced for the girls as they are "independent temporary workers"). German FKK's - 1/2 hour of club sex is Euro 50 to the girls - Soooooo, CH is usually a better deal for the girls. But they need to be a cut above the girls in the lower level FKK's and the B team girls in the better FKK's to get into and make money in the CH clubs.
A flying visit last weekend and headed straight for Golden Girl in Lapta. Unimpressive selection – the Nigerian girl had gone and the rest seemed to be intent on keeping their clothes on – it wasn’t that cold - settled for the tall Uzbeck who delivered once again a spirited performance. 1 hr “tasting menu” 150 YTL. Then headed across to the Titanic where as Zelatrix observed the nibbles were the best thing on offer. Leastways no Vit C deficiency for McAvity.
Next night up to Rose Aphrodite for a wistful young Moldavian (200YTL) whose keenness to get down to unprotected business indicated she hadn’t any shares in the LRC. And finally to Lipstick, where once again the waiters were pushing the selection process too quickly. Chose a Ukrainian – Marina - who looked a lot better in the half light of the club than in the room but a real sweetie and at what seems to be the current standard 1 hr 200YTL finished off my fluid reserves for the weekend.
Something of an anti climatic excursion. Best lookers definitely in the clubs nearer to Nicosia but will sally forth again in January to assess the North Cyprus scene in the depths of winter
Cheers Mcavity,
I will be in country in about a weeks time.
Probably will be my last visit. Since being introduced to the FKK scene by Excess Cyprus no longer seems worthwhile.
I will pen a report on my return.
Z
Paphos scene
I would fully agree with Excess's observations regarding the cabaret scene in Cyprus. At least as far as Paphos is concerned it appears that indeed the 'golden age' is over. Over the last 12 months the quality of girls and services offered has been declining. Most girls and cabaret managers/owners report much reduced custom especially since the recent onset of economic recession. Cabarets have taken advantage of the change to the euro to increase their charges considerably, whereas the minimum fee for the girls has gone down in real terms, now 50 euro for a night session. (apparently in other towns girls from top clubs ask for 70 - 100). Furthermore, the girls are more or less kept prisoner in their 'pansions' often in poor conditions, so it is no wonder that they seek employment elsewhere.
As far as visas are concerned the Cyprus authorities now require more documentation such as a certificate of a clean criminal record and more extensive blood tests, making it more time consuming to get a visa. The new visa regulations have not gone through yet, but it will happen in the near future as the government is under pressure from the EU to abolish artiste visas. According to my source when this happens cabarets will have to advertise for Cypriot or EU nationals for 3 months before they can apply for visas and girls will be required to have some kind of diploma from a ballet/dancing school to make them eligible to get a work visa.
Once top club Aroma in Paphos, previously boasting a fine selection of EE girls, now only has Philippinas and girls from Dominican Republic and Morocco. Stathmos has a better line up but out of 15 girls only 2 or 3 are of satisfactory quality. I'm not up to date with other clubs but I'm told that the situation is similar with much reduced business. In the meantime I've heard that more pubs employ girls (mostly Romanian) who are willing to go out with customers but only if the customer is known to the manager.
Previously unknown to me, the street scene is rife on Sundays. Many Philipinas, Chinese and Vietnamese girls who work here as housemaids supplement their income with part-time prostitution. On Sundays they gather from early morning in and around the municipal park in Paphos (behind the town hall) and they openly solicit for business. I checked this out last Sunday, I saw many cars circling the park stopping every now and again and girls approaching and talking to the drivers. However, from what I saw the quality isn't good but I did see a beautiful, Chinese looking petite girl. I'm told the charge is 30 euro but I have not been able to confirm this.
In 2009 Cyprus will experience the economic recession for real. Holiday bookings are well down, and the building industry are expecting a 50% drop in business. Our only hope is that the deals that president Christofias made with the Russians during his recent visit to Moscow, making it easy for Russian visitors to get quick visas through the internet and Russian companies being able to register in 24 hours, will lessen the impact of world recession. It is indeed interesting to see in what way mongering conditions will change.
In the meantime I'm fortunate to have the opportunity to stay in Frankfurt for 3 days and I'm planning to spend one night in each of the 3 top FKK clubs.
Best Regards and Merry X'mas to everyone
Wildfig
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The Cyprus Daily Mail reported last week that Artiste Visas stopped being issued on November 1st due to EU pressure. All current Artiste Visas remained valid until expiry. Accordingly, by February 1st at the latest the 3 month contracts/Visas should expire and then run down to May1st when all Artisite Visas should have expired. As a good number of girls juggle their arrival and Visa expiry dates to enable a return home in time for Christmas and New Year, many Visas should expire before year end.
Presumably in the New year, we will see a very steady decline as girls return home.
The new regulations will take a while to provide results and will be interesting to see what washes up on the Cyprus shores from the Good Ship 'Girlpower'.
Serious investigation will be required.
I'm not sure that this is true. Two new girls have arrived in Stathmos from Ukraine last week and a girl I know has renewed her contract 2 weeks ago. The information I have is that the new bill has not gone to parliament yet. I searched the Cyprus Mail but couldn't find the article. Do you have the link Excess?
I'm not sure that this is true. Two new girls have arrived in Stathmos from Ukraine last week and a girl I know has renewed her contract 2 weeks ago. The information I have is that the new bill has not gone to parliament yet. I searched the Cyprus Mail but couldn't find the article. Do you have the link Excess?
Hi Wildfig,
I can't get into the back issues of Daily Mail only the current day.
However, this is the AF article that the Daily Mail ran and quoted, dated Deceber 13.
http://www.dailystar.com.lb/article.asp?edition_id=10&categ_id=2&article_id=98407
By the way, what is your impression of the new arrivals at Stathmos from the Ukraine?
By the way, what is your impression of the new arrivals at Stathmos from the Ukraine?They both worked in the same club last year. They both put on weight. Christina has longish dark brown hair and a pretty face and she's a pleasant girl to talk to but her performance isn't great. Diana is a voluptuous blonde, she pretends to fall in love with her customers. I don't know about her performance. Neither of them is particularly popular with the regulars.
Well that's a surprise, Lapin! I do remember Sandra ex Barbies. I guess a Philipina girl has an easier time with a visa then Ukrainians or Moldovans? I don't know of a place under the name Fabrique, but I will ask around. If you get an address/street name, let me know.
Good news about the ex-Dantela babe. Keep us posted on that...
Ortos
Evidently Fabrique is a place next to the Limassol castle. It used to be called Tramps, a very famous place in the good old times. I visited that place 10 years ago and it had the best looking women I have seen anywhere. However I have no idea what is the situation now. But Sandra is very good I think, especially if she likes you.
apologies to the regular readers of this thread. a colleague from the fkk threads mentioned that he may wish to visit the north and i have stripped out some relevant info from previous of my reports and posted it for him below.
z
there are two ways to go about getting a girl.
most of the nightclubs are open during the day. you can turn up and ask to view the photo album of their girls. you can select whichever one you want and if she is not on a program (more of this later) you can take her for an hour on their premises for between 100-200try. £100 try is around £45.
when i say that the clubs are open they aren’t generally buzzing with activity more like there are a couple of guys milling around waiting for someone to turn up. think mr ben. generally they don’t speak much english so if you don’t speak much turkish (me and my pal know one word each and it’s the same one) then you had best take a phrase book. you rarely bump into another punter.
the other way is to visit the clubs in the evening. they open around 8.30-9pm. entrance fee is between 20 & 25 try but most often 20. for that you get a drink and usually some bar snacks. the girls are either sitting around or pole dancing. in some clubs they are topless but generally they are just scantily clad. they don’t approach you but if you like one you can arrange for her to come and sit with you for the price of a drink. often the music is loud and not to my taste so i take ear plugs. would strongly recommend this unless you are a fan of turkish folk music, no offence intended if you are. sorry but i don’t know the price of a drink as i rarely buy one. the drink doesn’t entitle you to any activity afterwards it just allows you to get a close look at the girl and assess her personality. the lighting can be deceptive so this can be a wise precaution.
if you like her or just want to pick a girl based on her looks you can arrange what they call a program. most common program seems to be 1.30 am till 9am. you can either stay in their accommodation or take her back to your hotel. generally it’s a little more expensive if you stay their. you can take an extended program till 4pm or 6pm the next day or do an afternoon program.
as well as hunting around the lapta area we have also visited the clubs southbound closer to alakoy/lefkosa. most of these clubs are around 30 minutes by car from lapta. last month we visited playboy for the first time. best line up we have seen so far. we got their at about 8.30 pm. we had to wait outside for a bit but were the first and only guys in there for about 20 minutes. me, my pal, around 8 stunners and a couple of waiters. every girl was doable and we selected a couple of blondes one ukrainian and the other moldovan. both 8 plus in my opinion and i don’t drink. my one was 250 try and my pals was 300 try because she spoke english. as far as we know this is the only time we have had the honor of paying tourist rate. program was 1.30 am to 9am. other thing i lked at playboy was that you can sit very close to the girls when they dance.
there’s no problem bringing the girls back to your hotel. to be more precise we stay at a complex of apartments. usually no one bats an eyelid but on the last trip an elderly gardener clocked our blonde stunners as we walked by. he looked like he had wood and it wasn’t the kind you have a bonfire with. either that or he didn’t know the score and was amazed that uncle buck and the elephant man had pulled a couple of stunners.
my pal, the elephant man tends to like ladies with big bristols. these are breasts if english isnt your first language(see also jugs, bazooka’s,knockers and baps). generally the girls are poor in this regard. so if this is your number one criteria i would say to give the north a miss.
if the clubs don’t know you and you are having a takeaway they may ask for your driving license as a kind of deposit although to my mind this would be a fair trade if i was of a mind to abscond with an eastern european stunner. at playboy (i am guessing now but i don’t reckon that hugh heffner has granted them a franchise) they took our mobile numbers and car registration plate.
we have had all kinds of experiences with the girls from dead fishes more interested in their mobiles to gfe’s. the elephant man even semi fell in love with a big bristol’d moldovan from kings. the blonde ukrainian from playboy helped him get over her. most of the girls are happy to have there photos taken for our private albums.
we have heard time and time again that the girls are tested for std’s each week so i believe this, although i still always take the precaution of wearing rubber. all in all the authorities seem to take a very liberal and pragmatic approach to our hobby much unlike the situation here in sex prison uk.
another thing to be aware of is that with some clubs you don’t drop the girls back at the club in the morning. instead you take them back to their accommodation which can be up to 20 minutes from the club. this is the case at forplay & prenses as an example.
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the lapta clubs are all on the coast road..
as you drive west along the coast from girne past alsancak the first club you come to is zakum 2 it is signposted and visible from the road. it is on your left.
after this on your right is mon amor. it is not visible from the road but it is clearly signed.
next, again on your right are three clubs very close together. titanic is visible from the road. the other two forplay and prenses are behind titanic. to get to them as you turn right with titanic in front of you carry on up the hill.
after this are golden girl & maxim, which are both very well signed.
all in these clubs are all within 7 minutes drive of each other. the main group, titanic-maxim are all within a minute of each other.
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price check based on last two visits (dec & march)
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alakroy/lefkosa area dec 07
lipstick. 11am-6pm. 300 ytl
lipstick 11am-6pm. 280 ytl
lipstick. 11am-6pm 350 ytl (3 prices for 3 different girls)
lapta area dec07
golden girls 1.30am-9am 200 ytl. 11am-4pm 150 ytl
golden girls 1 hour 100 ytl (in)
titanic 1 hour 100 ytl (in)
prenses 1hour 110 ytl (in)
prenses 11am-4pm 200 ytl
miscellaneous area dec 07
kings 1.30am-9am. 250 ytl (in)
alakroy/lefkosa area march 08
lipstick 11am-6pm. 280 ytl
mexico 1 hour 170 ytl (in)
mexico 11am-5.30pm 350 ytl
mexico 1.30pm-8.30am 350 ytl (in)
lapta area march 08
prenses 1 hour 120 ytl (in)
miscellaneous area march 08
kings 1.30am-9am. 300 ytl (in). this is 50 ytl more than i paid in dec for the same girl.
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i am not sure about a hotel that is girl friendly in lefkosa. however i can recommend club simena in the lapta area which is around 30 minutes away by car. they have a website.
i am not saying there arent any in lefkosa, there may well be but i dont know the area.
club simena are definately very girl friendly. you can take a girl back there from any of the local nightclubs (there are 7 all within 5 minutes drive)
monamour is right next door.
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dear distinguished travelling gentlemen,
ok lets start with prices. i only dated ladies from the lapta clubs, on this occasion.
11am-4pm maxsim out- 170 ytl
11am-4pm maxsim out- 170 ytl (different lady)
1 hour maxsim in 120 ytl
11am-4pm golden girls out 200ytl
i think that 170 ytl is around 75 pounds blighty. super value in my opinion for the quality on offer. works out at £15 per hour.
all ‘programmes’ were daytime as you can see, which are cheaper than evening programmes. next visit i want to experiment with the 4pm-9pm slot (so to speak). my sex sherpa (mustafa) reckons this is a better bet than 11am-4pm and i suspect he is correct.
i did visit nanes (not 100% sure on the spelling) but i found it expensive and whilst there were two attractive ladies i already had a russian on my ‘to do’ list at maxsim. i can say that the club is ronnie’s refurbished and re-named. what i liked about it was that one could sit right next to the stage for expert in-depth evaluation.
credit munch
as a tip to the busy and cost conscious mongerer titanic is worth droping into. it is situated right in the heart of the lapta clubs. entrance is only 15ytl which i reckon is around 4 pounds blighty.
zelatrix skipped his evening meal in anticipation of the visit and wasn’t disappointed.
upon arrival he was presented with the following complimentary refreshments.
1glass beer
1 plate of grapes
1 plate sliced carrots in vinegar
1 plate sliced cucumber in vinegar
i plate of melon and plum slices*
1 plate of assorted nuts*
*seconds were provided without prompting.
all fresh and top notch.
unfortunately little zelatrix was not so happy. there were about 8 ladies. most were in the words of my sherpa ‘retired natashas’ there seemed to be two hoties but unfortunately they were occupied with other gentlemen in consummation. see definitions below. in fairness i could have made a better evaluation but on the two occasions they glided by i was concentrating on the grub.
so all in all this is a good destination to start off an evening of mongering especially if one hasn’t eaten. over time the quality of ladies has in my opinion been consistently poor, although on occasion they have had some quality, so what with the refreshments and the low entrance price its got to be worth a look.
handy words/phrases from the scene translated
natasha- working girl
consummation- paying for a drink with a lady to evaluate her. i think that the term may be slightly optimistic. a drink and a chat doesn’t equal consummation for me.
casino/night club- club/brothel.
programme- taking a girl either on the club’s premises or to your place for a period of time. eg 1.30am till 9pm.
preservative-condom-
control-mandatory weekly std check for natasha’s
business partners-two or more gentlemen, known to each other, who have carnal knowledge of the same natasha. mcavity i think that’s me and you sir.
i know that one of our correspondents recently asked for clarification as to whether the ladies are available to date on site. i can confirm that this is the case at all clubs. the girls dormitories are either part of the club or right next door. so whether you are dropping by during the day or at night you can date a lady on site. this applies to programmes as well as 1 hour sessions. the only exceptions are prenses and forplay. at night you can date a lady on the club premises but during the day you would need to travel to their day time dormitory.
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the lefkosa/alakoy clubs arent in the centre of lefkosa although technically i think lefkosa covers a larger area perhaps like greater london. i have just dug out my lipstick & mexico cards and their address refers to alakoy/lefkosa. this in itself is a bit confusing as alakoy seems further south on the maps, than the road the clubs are located along.
anyway none of this is really helpful to you. these clubs aren’t walking distance from the lefkosa border crossings. by car if there’s no traffic i reckon they are around 7 minutes (to the first club single star) from the main roundabout (where imperator is located at the intersection just up and to the right of gonyeli on the map ) along the main road towards guzelyurt. i reckon in distance terms its about 6/7 km to single star from imperator.
you will know if you are on the right road as you will go through what should be a fast stretch of dual carriageway, but with a painful 50km/ph speed limit.
on the map the road you want is in yellow/black border, then red and passes between kanlikoy & gonyeli.
http://www.trncwashdc.org/photos/northern-cyprus-road-map.jpg
with imperator on your right its one straight road all the way down, apart from when you get to the end of the strip when there are a couple of clubs down a road to your left just after the motor racing circuit.
if you stick to the main cluster in the middle, playboy, mexico, lipstick, nenes (behind lipstick formerly known at ronnies) & biyax you could get a cab and comfortably walk between them. the area only consists of the clubs and motor racing circuit and isnt built up. i reckon they are all within 10 minutes walk of each other. i think there some other clubs in this main cluster but cant remember their names.
lipstick contact details- 0533 846 40 35 info@lipsticknightclub.com
mexico contact details- 0533 847 23 25 no e-mail
Apologies to the regular readers of this thread. A colleague from the FKK threads mentioned that he may wish to visit the North and I have stripped out some relevant info from previous of my reports and posted it for him below.
Z
There are two ways to go about getting a girl.
Thanks Zelatrix for the post to provide a comprehensive summary of your many findings.
Nevermind LBC, I can I imagine that I <cough, cough> may find it very useful as I have promised myself an inspection or two in 2009.
Glad to hear that little Z. is taking to the FKK scene like a duck to water.
Cheers Excess,
Its only a summary. After 11 trips I have loads more info that will help if you decide to visit.
Just let me know if you decide to go.
Z
Dear all,
I shall be in Larnaca next week. Do you have any up to date information?
The clubs mentioned in the older reports do not seem to have websites.
Thank you very much in advance,
Mega
Hi all,
Although recent reports did not sound that promising, my first experience is more than positive in view of the fact that it was a Monday evening in low season. Like a little miracle I passed the famous roundabout where many of the the clubs are located while I had lost my way in the rented car from the airport to my hotel on the seafront further east. Must have been a kind of internal radar (please note that this is my first time in Cyprus). Anyway, I first went to the hotel and later returned to the obvious "hot spot". First went into "Crystals", pretty classy interior. Large stage, quite a number of pretty girls. Sorry that I can't get more precise today. As soon as I sat down the first girl was jumping on me, even before the waiter arrived for allowing me to order a drink. I asked if there would be a show, but they avoided a clear answer. Reason enough for me to gently tell them that I might come back later. However, the about 10 girls I spotted looked 8+. No information about prices.
Then I went on the other side of the roundabout into "Chiquito". What a nice surprise. A real stunner was just dancing, "Valentina" as I learned later. Again several girls came to sit near me one after the other (all about 8) but I made clear that I first wanted to enjoy the show and maybe talk later. They very friendly accepted that without further pushing. After my first drink I wanted to explore the rest of the roundabaout. I forgot to mention that several of the clubs were closed (either because of Monday or low season I imagine). Went on to "Las Vegas", entered to see that there was no live show going on and immediately left. A gentle guy outside told me that it was not worth to look out for live shows except in Chiquito. So I returned there, ordered my second drink (5 EUR, what I consider reasonable) and the girl that I had seen dancing when I was there earlier. Valentina from Moldova, 21 years old (will turn 22 next week). What a natural beauty! Have made all arrangements for today. Shall report more details then as it is after 3 a.m. now after terribly long travel.
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Very good report Mega6666 and welcome. Let's consider it a "Half-Time" report and we await with much interest your report on this afternoon with the lovely Valentina. There will a number of members who will be interested to hear that there are some diamonds to be found in Larnaca.
Good luck.
E.
Me and You
01-27-09, 17:45
There will a number of members who will be interested to hear that there are some diamonds to be found in Larnaca.
Good luck.
E.Good report I agree with Excess. we are waiting to hear updates about Larnaka.
Goodluck and good fuck.
Chrislapoutre
01-28-09, 06:54
Hey Guys,
I m a regular visitor of the Larnaca scene and to be honest, I like it!
I ve been to Mamounia, crystals and high heels!
I come there regularlly so.
Welll, to be honest with you, it's true amazing how one day is different to each other. But still, for who wants to have good time there, I guess, it's allright.
As an example, I was in high heels 2 weeks ago, it was dead, just 5 6 girls and no clients. And I got back last week and they had more then 8 girls and clients on almost every sofa (alone tough). TThese girs were about 7 to 8 in average. Moldavian with great bodies but not that cute faces or some fatter ladies but there were als some phillipinian girl super friendelly and a real 10 and a morocan girl, with tight body that worth every penny a well.
Next week, will check on mamounia!
God bless mongers!
Hey Guys,
I m a regular visitor of the Larnaca scene and to be honest, I like it!
I ve been to Mamounia, crystals and high heels!
I come there regularlly so.
Welll, to be honest with you, it's true amazing how one day is different to each other. But still, for who wants to have good time there, I guess, it's allright.
As an example, I was in high heels 2 weeks ago, it was dead, just 5 6 girls and no clients. And I got back last week and they had more then 8 girls and clients on almost every sofa (alone tough). TThese girs were about 7 to 8 in average. Moldavian with great bodies but not that cute faces or some fatter ladies but there were als some phillipinian girl super friendelly and a real 10 and a morocan girl, with tight body that worth every penny a well.
Next week, will check on mamounia!
God bless mongers!
I'd like thank both the two recent reporters, Chris and Mega, about the L/ca scene. It will be very usefull to get a report on the girl Valentina, Mr Mega. We all hope that her performance in the room matches her reported looks...
The question of current pricing is a very relevant one and I would hope that future reports would specifically address how much is being charged/paid, etc. For example, at High Heels, how much are they currently asking for a night out with a girl? What about current prices for afternoon Rendezvous? Thanks for any fresh imput here.
Many of us know Crystal to some extent. The problem there is: Whilst indeed some of the girls are quite attractive and many come from EE countries, there is a real attitude here (as at Bunny Club too). If you don't get the attitude from the girls, you may certainly get it from the club staff/management, which, I believe, are the same people who own/run Bunny Club down the road. Why do they charge higher prices than everybody else in Laranca? Remember, as a general rule, one should attempt to bargain down the first quoted price in places like this. Often your efforts will be rewarded with an immediate 20E decrease in the price originally quoted.
I would really like to go down to Larnaca and have a look at the scene myself. I am esp. interested to visit Mammounia and HH, along with one or two place on the R/about. I just have not had the opportunity yet...I will report my findings in due course once I get down there...hopefully soon.
Nevertheless, it is worth noting that the Doom and Gloom predicted a few months ago because of new visa restrictions seems not to have totally extinguished the scene yet...
Ortos
Me and You
02-01-09, 09:55
Hi all,
Shall report more details then as it is after 3 a.m. now after terribly long travel.Hi Mega,
What s happened with you? we still waiting your post. did you have a bad experience with Valentina or you still busy with her? lol
Share in anyway. Take care
After more than six months absence, I decided to take a ride down to Larnaca the other night to assess the quality and quantity of available girls.
First at the Roundabout:
It's true that both Barbies and Dantela are closed. However, at Barbies, which has had its doors shut for business for at least 4 to 5 months if not longer, I noticed that the signs are still up and the large, expensive air-conditoning units are still attached to the exterior walls of the club. It looked to me that despite its closure for this past several months, there has been no movement towards dismantling the place and turning it into another business. Don't want to read too much into this, but I suppose it could actually re-open its doors if business got better and they got a decent crop of girls again. Similar situation at Dantela too...
I made the following in/out inspections:
Las Vegas: I went in on the early side and the place was dead, dead, dead! Only three average and very bored looking Philipina girls. It was a walk through, so in the back door and out the front without much hesitation.
Nostalgia: About 10 girls. 2-3 DR girls, one very attractive. Three Russian/Ukranian, one very attractive dark-haired girl, Olga, 35ish MILF, and a handful of Philipina girls, two rather cute, but they gave off an aloof, not interested vibe.
Chiquita: Many girls, seemed to be all Moldavia/Ukraine girls. I guess 12 altogther? I came in too early for the show, so they were all just sitting around on the couches. I did not notice any, in my quick glance around, that would be a stunner, but a few were rather cute and might merit future closer inspection.
Fantasia: A large number of lower B-team girls divided between not too impressive Modova/Ukraine girls and pretty average looking Philipines. Maybe altogether 12-15 girls. Then, dancing on one small circular stage near the back, I saw her: A real stunner, dark-haired Ukrainian girl with a body to die for. One girl I saw was great, the rest: You'd have to be pretty drunk to go with them...
I decided not to visit Crystal on this trip, leaving it open for next time.
I went on to Mammounia away from the R'dabout area but near the Golden Bay Hotel: Wow! Now here were some really top looking girls. I would estimate more than 10 girls, many of them 8 or 9 in my book. But the place was packed with men when I was there, and all girls were busy chatting with guys. I made a mental note to come back here on another night, earlier, when I could have the pick of the lot. Maybe I will wait for Excess to come to explore this fine looking line-up. I left thinking: Who said there is total doom and gloom in Cyprus' caberet scene? George the waiter recognised me of course and asked after my mate, Excess. I informed him, the great international playboy would be arriving in a few weeks...
High Heels: About 10 girls, one of them an absolute stunner, i.e. 9+: a tall, thin leggy blonde from Moldova or Ukraine. There were two Philipina girls, one quite attractive. Not too many customers...
Conclusion: I've seen Larnaca in better shape, but I've also seen the scene here in worse than it was now. I think overall there is alot more to choose from than in, say, Paphos at the moment. However the issue in Larnaca is the performance of the girls. I interviewed a few girls to assess what services they would provide. I found not one in my small unscientific sample who would agree to BBBJ or DFK. They all wanted to avoid kissing and do only covered bj. Whereas in Paphos, there is at least one club where you can be guarranted to get DFK and BBBJ, often with CIM. The looks might be a notch down, but still good enough to excite me, and the performance, if you go with the right choice, at least makes up for it.
One other note: I noticed that Bunny Club was closed on the night I visited: Tues Night.
Ortos
Hey Guys,
I am looking for Titanic nightclubs's phone number.
Could you help me please
Chrislapoutre
02-17-09, 02:29
Ortos, nice report thanks!
In High heels, did you saw Romi, the Morrocoan girl? I wonder if she is still there. Most of the girls I talked to mid Jan told me there were leaving in March and in your report, you mention some asian girls that I didn't saw. Wonder if they had girls changed earlyer then expected.
Anyway, I know you guys discussed that before but could you tell us again your technique to negociate a girl out of there for an encounter in room and how you deal with the barman? I didn't quite get it.
Thanks in advance.
PS; if you have another threath about it, just point it to me that will do
Thanks in advance
ortos, nice report thanks!
in high heels, did you saw romi, the morrocoan girl? i wonder if she is still there. most of the girls i talked to mid jan told me there were leaving in march and in your report, you mention some asian girls that i didn't saw. wonder if they had girls changed earlyer then expected.
anyway, i know you guys discussed that before but could you tell us again your technique to negociate a girl out of there for an encounter in room and how you deal with the barman? i didn't quite get it.
thanks in advance.
ps; if you have another threath about it, just point it to me that will do
thanks in advance
i visited hh about two weeks ago. i do not remember any moroccan girl. maybe she was there and i didn't see her, or maybe she was not there. the place is pretty cavernous and dark. it's possible that a girl changes clubs too sometimes...about the asian girls: there were two girls from philipines, one was quite attractive, i thought. i didn't speak with them, so i don't know about personality.
you ask about the technique for negotiating the girl out of the club? well, first: that is what the girls are there for, to make money by going out. so first you have to interview a few to find out if this is a girl that will give you the vibe you want. it takes a bit of experience to try to get a peek at the real girl behind the club facade, all within the space of a few minutes, so that you don't invest 20e for a drink on a girl you will end up rejecting. don't let the waiters push you around. if a girl sits down and you start talking with her and you get some interest but are not sure and the waiter comes too soon, tell him sternly but politely to give you another few minutes. sometimes you will invest in buying the girl a drink and then find out she is not the girl you want for any of many reasons. i try to speak to a few before i decide on who i will buy a drink to get to know better. i try quickly to sort out if the girls offers dfk, bbbj, etc., basically the things i want. also make clear that you want at least two pops, if it is an overnight. i know a guy who did not make this clear and the girl attempted to leave him at 04.30 after the first pop!
about the waiters: most are a slimey bunch and you just need to establish some kind of rapport with them. but most will try to push you and take advantage of you. knowing this you have to counter punch a little. it is extremely advantageous to speak the local lingo, cypriot greek or even proper athenian greek, if you can. but nowadays, there is a strong ex-pat element that visits these clubs, so you can also get by with good english. it helps if they've seen your face a few times, then they know you are not a one-time visitor/tourist. i know some clubs are horrible in the prices they quote tourists. the normal price at hh for taking a girl out is 100e for the night --that is the club fee. for a tourist they might quote 300e!!! disgusting!
if you have other specific questions, just ask. maybe excess or others can chime in...
ortos
how can i add much on negotiation with surly waiters to follow on from master ortos?
high heels and myself do have some history in this department. just to reiterate mr. o's lines - be firm and make sure that you get your initial few minute interview out of the way without buying a drink. tell the waiter that you need a few minutes to decide if the chemistry is right. since business is slow, the waiters can quickly become pests. there is no reason for you to buy a girl a drink the moment that their bums hit the couch and the waiter is hovering.
once you find that it isn't right, dismiss the girl with a smile, thank her for her time and a handshake. you will surprised how far you can get by being in the girls' eyes a 'gentleman' even when dismissing them. they pass this along instantaneously to the other ladies. they get enough of the other kind to make you stand out. if girls become slow in coming by after you have dismissed a couple of them, catch the waiter's attention and tell him to send over some of his "top girls".
bottom line, the waiters and the girls are there to make money; you are there to possibly spend some money. make sure that you are satisfied with the interview process and your selection, if not move on to other girls and other clubs. if you have, like most of us, a minimum set of requirements to make a satisfactory night, spell them out to the girls. it is only courtesy to give them a view of what is expected and to allow them to agree or decline. either way, you both know where you stand and time is not lost by either of you.
final suggestion, don't abuse a girl's time. if she is not up to your requirements for that evening, release her back to her couch area reasonbly quickly. again, she is there to make money and should be respected until she shows that she doesn't deserve to be respected. here i am thinking of an incident in elysee - n'sia witnessed by mr. o and myself. another story.
both mr. o and i much prefer to pay the club fee to the club and the girl fee to the girl with an added amount over the set amount in the event that the service levels and night was above par. some clubs insist on getting both fees. you can request to separate and they will give you a story about it is 'better for the girls' since they have the money. if they still insist then you will have to go with it. still be prepared to add a bit -euro 10-20 extra if the night meets your requirements. if the girl is taking a taxi back euro 5 or 8 is enough of a gesture to add, in my opinion.
do enjoy yourself, chris, and let us all know how it went.
i visited hh about two weeks ago. i do not remember any moroccan girl. maybe she was there and i didn't see her, or maybe she was not there. the place is pretty cavernous and dark. it's possible that a girl changes clubs too sometimes...about the asian girls: there were two girls from philipines, one was quite attractive, i thought. i didn't speak with them, so i don't know about personality.
you ask about the technique for negotiating the girl out of the club? well, first: that is what the girls are there for, to make money by going out. so first you have to interview a few to find out if this is a girl that will give you the vibe you want. it takes a bit of experience to try to get a peek at the real girl behind the club facade, all within the space of a few minutes, so that you don't invest 20e for a drink on a girl you will end up rejecting. don't let the waiters push you around. if a girl sits down and you start talking with her and you get some interest but are not sure and the waiter comes too soon, tell him sternly but politely to give you another few minutes. sometimes you will invest in buying the girl a drink and then find out she is not the girl you want for any of many reasons. i try to speak to a few before i decide on who i will buy a drink to get to know better. i try quickly to sort out if the girls offers dfk, bbbj, etc., basically the things i want. also make clear that you want at least two pops, if it is an overnight. i know a guy who did not make this clear and the girl attempted to leave him at 04.30 after the first pop!
about the waiters: most are a slimey bunch and you just need to establish some kind of rapport with them. but most will try to push you and take advantage of you. knowing this you have to counter punch a little. it is extremely advantageous to speak the local lingo, cypriot greek or even proper athenian greek, if you can. but nowadays, there is a strong ex-pat element that visits these clubs, so you can also get by with good english. it helps if they've seen your face a few times, then they know you are not a one-time visitor/tourist. i know some clubs are horrible in the prices they quote tourists. the normal price at hh for taking a girl out is 100e for the night --that is the club fee. for a tourist they might quote 300e!!! disgusting!
if you have other specific questions, just ask. maybe excess or others can chime in...
ortos
Chrislapoutre
02-19-09, 01:43
Ortos, excess, thanks guys for your advices.
I ll follow them for sure and will inform you how it went next time i have the oportunity to get to Larnaca.
I was thinking more to do smthing like make an arrangement in the evening for the next day in early afternoon. I guess it works the same way as i saw in previous posts.
See you soon guys and thanks again for your help.
Ortos, excess, thanks guys for your advices.
I ll follow them for sure and will inform you how it went next time i have the oportunity to get to Larnaca.
I was thinking more to do smthing like make an arrangement in the evening for the next day in early afternoon. I guess it works the same way as i saw in previous posts.
See you soon guys and thanks again for your help.
Hi Chris,
About arranging afternoon sessions, you should know that in Cypriot Caberet speak afternoon 2-hour quickies are referred to as "rendezvous." Alot of people have mentioned them and gone that route. There may be advantages, but nowadays, with the caberet managments converting the prices into Euros, they have raised the afternoon session rate to like a 60-70E club fee. That makes it almost, though not quite, as expensive as the evening sessions where you have several hours with the girl and more than enough time to manage two pops. During an afternoon session, you are really not getting that much value for money time wise. That is just my view, so I always opt fot the overnight...
On another front altogether: In Nicosia two days ago there was a huge demonstration by caberet owners and other male interested parties against the new regulations and visa restrictions for "Artist Dance Girls" working in night clubs and pubs across the island. The mob of more than 100 stopped traffic in central Nicosia and then stormed the relevant ministry and held the Minister's personal secretary hostage until they could make their angry protests to the Minister himself in person. Eventually the Minister came and faced the angry crowd and, according to the report I heard being discussed by guys at dinner in a tavern tonight, the Minsiter backed down!! He promised a complete review and would delay implementation of new regulations temporarily. That qulled the fire and the mob broke up and went back to their clubs...We'll just have to sit tight and see...but as I have been observing over the past few months, girls from Moldova and Ukraine and Russia are still trickling in here, despite visions of doom and gloom a few months ago... The scene goes on...
Ortos
So the Cabaret empire tries to strike back. Interesting to see if they can overcome the Eu or not.
Now it is rare, but I will take issue with Ortos on the merits of the rendezvous and provide another view on the aspects of the redezvous - afternoon program for your consideration, Chris.
In my opinion, the rendezvous does offer good value for money and for some better than the overnight option. Here I must plead that I enjoy both.
The advantages to me of the afternoon sessions are:
1) You have the same opportunity during your nocturnal visit to the club to size up the girls through couch research - so that is a wash but not a downside for the rendezvous.
2) In some cases, if you are not keen to consumate that evening it can allow for a more relaxed period of reflection and compare and contrast in the club since you are not facing the clock to get it done that night.
3) You can make your selection and arrangements, leave for a more or less full night's sleep, do some work in the morning and be fresh for a great afternoon. Being rested and during the afternoon means that there is no down time in the session for rest before the morning wake-up call. You still have the evening left for dinner, more work if needed and of course a further club visit.
4) Yes - the costs have risen with Euro conversion, as have the overnight option but as Ortos points out the costs are still reduced for the rendezvous as to club expectations and the girls. You must make it very clear to both the garcon and the girl when making the arrangements that you expect the girl to be there at say 1:00 and the session will run to say 5:00 or 6:00. If she is not there on or about on time that you will consider cancelling the session - and seeking a refund for the club fee that eveing for a no show as you will have left the room shortly after the agreed starting time. Keeps everyone in the picture that late arrivals for whatever agreed time is not acceptable and the right tone.
5) And now the major up and down side. Has the girl gone out the night before or not ? This is something of chance entering into your calculations. I have taken girl's who have been both out and not out the night before.
They provided good sessions either way.
In these days of slow club business especially during the week days, many/most girls do not go out every night or even very often in fact. In this case, they are much more rested and often ready for action themselves in the afternoon setting. If they are out that night, you will often find that close the morning early so they can get back for a couple of hours of sleep and relaxing at their apartments before the rendezvous. The more honest ones in fact will tell you tha tthey have rendezvous. Since afternoons are downtimes, the girls are very happy to meet as it is money that they would not see, and frankly the afternoon setting in a decent hotel seems to lift their games in some instances, especially if they have slept the night before and they are looking forward to the money as well as not being so concerned about 'meeting the payroll' later that night as they have the money in the bank. Another aspect is that sometimes and with some girls it is possible to negotiate an afternoon session - this is usually limited to 2 hours - without payment of a club fee. Must be carefully done in the club, but possible. It is time limited as it must fit into a self-described afternoon's 'shopping' that will not raise the suspicions of the girl's minders or at least can be more readly defended on questioning. But that is another topic.
I will admit that the 'out the night before' syndrome can work to your disadvantage in some cases - fortunately I have not experienced it.
6) A rendezvous in my experience has always been from 4-6 hours. Start time can be 12:00 but more often 1:00 not later. This allows the girl to get herself together for the afternoon. So on time for money, I respectfully disagree with Ortos on this one. I believe that overall, given that at least one if not two of the parties are fully rested that you in fact often get as much if not more 'bang for your buck' with the rendezvous. You can if you wish and carefully size up your girl before, offer for her to meet you in a restaurant at 12:00 for lunch and a glass of wine or two near or at the hotel. I doubt that this offer will be anything but snapped up by the girl. It really sets the stage, but you need to manage the time properly and keep lunch moving as your intention is primarily to also enjoy the afternoon. This done, I have found a significant pay back in the room. The reasons are not that hard to understand, it is one of the few times that the girls can fantisise a bit before the room that they are being treated like a, ummm, girl to a lunch that they would find difficult to justify or afford, a relaxed hour chat to get to know each other and besides decent food some wine. And relax they do as it is a unusual event for them in the harsh world of cabaretland.
They often will dress up in their best since they consider it an occasion. Again, the pay back in the room with relaxed GFE and service levels are often very pronounced. Just a thought and you need to add this to your considerations when interviewing the night before as it should not be offered or wasted on everyone.
If you are on a heavy work schedule the next day, clearly the rendezvous the afternoon before enables Jack to be a bright boy and not having to forego the morning wake up call fully and over a relaxed period in prder to get to work.
Some thoughts anyway.
Excess ? He intends to continue to savour both the overnight and rendezvous options for the pleasures and different advantageous that they both bring. The prospect of a fine dinner with a trusted and respected companion, followed by the thrill of the chase through the night and its ups and downs is difficult to match.
Let us know how you make out Chris and do enjoy it all.
Me and You
02-20-09, 13:18
night or afternoonThanks Ortos and Excess for your interesting notes, about night or afternoon meetings.
For my experience, both ways have advantages and disadvantages:
- For the night session, the girls sometimes are very tired or sleepy after a long night or a long day of work at the club, in result no mood for sex or at least for a good long sexand they want just sleep.
Sometimes in the contrary, they are very hot and horny for a good sex if they were not out for few days and if they are not tired or sleepy. In the night more romantic.
- for night sessions, usually in the morning they still very sleepy and some of them don't like sex in the morning and they don't look good and nice after sleeping, as they wake up with sleepy closed eyes, no more make up and hair broken. So they are not in mood for more sex, Even sometimes you finish with just one session in the night, not more and this happened to me. One session for about 200 euros is too much. There is no chance for this to happen in the afternoon session. You make first round, relax then seconf round, no time to sleep for long. May be relax or sleep for half hour but not long sleep. And they still fresh.
If you count hours, night session is longer, but if you want count sessions, usuallt they are the same with 2 sessions and sometimes with just one for the night session.
Other thing to add is Afternoon sessions are cheaper especaily for some Clubs (for exemple Hight Heels you pay 5 drinks for night and just 3 for afternoon sessions for the same girl)
I am not with afternoon sessions, as I had very good experiences for the night sessions, but just some notes from my experinces in Cyprus.
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For my experience, both ways have advantages and disadvantages:
- For the night session, the girls sometimes are very tired or sleepy after a long night or a long day of work at the club, in result no mood for sex or at least for a good long sexand they want just sleep.
Sometimes in the contrary, they are very hot and horny for a good sex if they were not out for few days and if they are not tired or sleepy. In the night more romantic.
- for night sessions, usually in the morning they still very sleepy and some of them don't like sex in the morning and they don't look good and nice after sleeping, as they wake up with sleepy closed eyes, no more make up and hair broken. So they are not in mood for more sex, Even sometimes you finish with just one session in the night, not more and this happened to me. One session for about 200 euros is too much. There is no chance for this to happen in the afternoon session. You make first round, relax then seconf round, no time to sleep for long. May be relax or sleep for half hour but not long sleep. And they still fresh.
If you count hours, night session is longer, but if you want count sessions, usuallt they are the same with 2 sessions and sometimes with just one for the night session.
Other thing to add is Afternoon sessions are cheaper especaily for some Clubs (for exemple Hight Heels you pay 5 drinks for night and just 3 for afternoon sessions for the same girl)
I am not with afternoon sessions, as I had very good experiences for the night sessions, but just some notes from my experinces in Cyprus.
One of the main points that I tried to make was that, to my knowledge, the club owners have now raised the price of an afternoon Rendezvous to more than 3 drinks. I don't know if this is universal, but I have encountered this in Paphos, for example.
I think there are plus's and minus's on both sides of the Day/Night divide, however, from a looking at it purely from a time perspective, the overnight is better. Yes, this assumes that you will be getting more than one pop! That is certainly something you must stress and clarify before you contract to take a girl for an overnight. True, if you end up with just one sex session, then it is not value for money. However, I have even made clear with girls that I want up to 3 pops between 3-11. There are girls that will do this, esp. if you click with them (and offering some extra cash for an extra pop does often sweeten the deal for them.) I would always advise making an assessment as to how tired/sleepy the girl is before you take her out.
In Paphos, the clubs are trying to market the afternoon sessions as a 2 to 2.5hr affair. Pretty narrow time parametres esp. if transport from the club and back again are issues. So often it is really one good pop in the afternoon for the average guy, which makes it less cost effective. However, if you can manage or ensure two pops during an afternoon Rendezvous, well, then yes it is a better deal. The reason alot of male customers go for the afternoon short-time deal is that they are married and find it awkward to manage a full overnight. The clubs have cottened on to this and maybe are trying to increase their profits by raising the afternoon session price and shortening it's duration. I've known girls from Illusions and Stathmos in Paphos that told me they sometimes did two Rendezvous during one afternoon, e.g. 13-15.00, then again 16-18.00. Then they get ready for the night time and if might go out that next overnight. They said they've serviced three or four customers during a single 24hr period! There are a few very popular providers who I believe would achieve this sometimes...
I should add that I myself have never gone for a Rendezvous, so I cannot speak from the experience platform that Me and You and Excess can.
So I bow to you guys and your superior knowledge about Rendezvous...
Ortos
Interesting points from Ortos on the 2 hour rendezvous in Paphos and perhaps this is getting established further afield, hope not.
In N'sia for example to date I have never had a rendezvous less than 4 hours and that was at my request to cut it short due to other commitmments. As for number of pops, 1 just won't do for me overnight or afternoon - in the afternoon(4-6 hours) it is 3 pops at my wish and no extra cost just that is the way it is - of course some diligent attention to the girl assists in the count, I am sure, since the pleasure is not all the mongers. I do provide 'taxi money' - the girls in N'sia are usually no more than a 10 minute stroll away so it is an extra payment if service levels were above a standard that is pretty high in the first place.
This will require some further research to see if the 'rot' has spread from Paphos and will do so.
Finally, a word to Me and You. You may or may not recall a post a few years ago that you made about several rendezvous you had in Larnaca. I responded at the time and your posts encouraged me to investigate the rendezvous scene there to very satisfactory results. Many thanks and many posts later for that, Me and You.
E.
One of the main points that I tried to make was that, to my knowledge, the club owners have now raised the price of an afternoon Rendezvous to more than 3 drinks. I don't know if this is universal, but I have encountered this in Paphos, for example.
I think there are plus's and minus's on both sides of the Day/Night divide, however, from a looking at it purely from a time perspective, the overnight is better. Yes, this assumes that you will be getting more than one pop! That is certainly something you must stress and clarify before you contract to take a girl for an overnight. True, if you end up with just one sex session, then it is not value for money. However, I have even made clear with girls that I want up to 3 pops between 3-11. There are girls that will do this, esp. if you click with them (and offering some extra cash for an extra pop does often sweeten the deal for them.) I would always advise making an assessment as to how tired/sleepy the girl is before you take her out.
In Paphos, the clubs are trying to market the afternoon sessions as a 2 to 2.5hr affair. Pretty narrow time parametres esp. if transport from the club and back again are issues. So often it is really one good pop in the afternoon for the average guy, which makes it less cost effective. However, if you can manage or ensure two pops during an afternoon Rendezvous, well, then yes it is a better deal. The reason alot of male customers go for the afternoon short-time deal is that they are married and find it awkward to manage a full overnight. The clubs have cottened on to this and maybe are trying to increase their profits by raising the afternoon session price and shortening it's duration. I've known girls from Illusions and Stathmos in Paphos that told me they sometimes did two Rendezvous during one afternoon, e.g. 13-15.00, then again 16-18.00. Then they get ready for the night time and if might go out that next overnight. They said they've serviced three or four customers during a single 24hr period! There are a few very popular providers who I believe would achieve this sometimes...
I should add that I myself have never gone for a Rendezvous, so I cannot speak from the experience platform that Me and You and Excess can.
So I bow to you guys and your superior knowledge about Rendezvous...
Ortos
Visited my 'favourite' cousin ( he's my favourite because we only go out mongering together) two Fridays ago with the intention of checking out the talent. Went for a chinese at phuket, before wondering across the road to Stathmos. I wasn't expecting much but to my surprise there were at least 12 girls working.
A few new faces since I was last there, still a good mix from Moldova, Phillipines and Morocco. The Morocco gang has increased to about 5 girls. I noticed a very nice slim Moroccon girl who was dancing at the time we sat down so not wasting any time I asked the waiter to call her over. Jasmine is her name, was only there for 5 days and definitely an 8 and the best girl i have seen in a long time. To cut a long story short I arranged the deal & arranged to pick her up at 2.45. My cousin had also got rather friendly with her friend, but he was in two minds, so we decided to check out Lycavitos, which we had been told had new arrivals.
For those who don't know Lycavitos its in the Moutalos area and is owned by a character called Ignatios who really should be in the Sopranos. He has a heart of gold but is built like mountain. When we arrived at about 1 am he was throwing glasses behind the bar and kicking the wall. apparently a female customer had been sitting with a girl and paid for the four drinks, yet the girl was not into the lesbian thing, so Igantios lost it.
Anyway the talent was not as good as Stathmos but there were a few 6 or 7's. One thing I like about this place is the girls are always dressed in dresses, or long skirts, suspenders etc. Leaves alot more to the imagination. Saying that they might be hiding alot as well!! Ignatios calmed down and came over to greet us, offering us the best girls at the best prices, but we weren't interested. A quick call to the waiter at Stathmos reserved the girl for my cousin and we were on our way to pick them up.
Damon is closed, so we picked up some vodka, juice and water and settled for the Roman. After a small party, I grabbed Jasmine and we went to my room. She was an animal - true GFE, a very experinced pro, she was all over me - BBBJ from the first second, and I shot my load all over her and she was rubing it all over her body. Round two and we were at like crazy, we fell off the bed a few times and I gave her ass a good spanking as well. Though she did over do it with the 'fuck me routine' I came after 20 mins and thought thats it, I'm out for the count. She had not come, and begged me for round three!!
I asked her to wait a bit, but she was having none of it, so I ended up fingering her to climax, TWICE!!
I sent her home with 50 euros and a promise to see her again, most definitely one of my best nights out. Jasmine is 24 years old, dark and sexy, nice ass, probably been in the business for 4/5 years, so she has seen better days but is crazy and a worth another visit!!
By the way my cousin who went with her friend, who is about the same age with a lighter complexion was not too impressed. Should be visiting this weekend as well.
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Visited my 'favourite' cousin ( he's my favourite because we only go out mongering together) two Fridays ago with the intention of checking out the talent. Went for a chinese at phuket, before wondering across the road to Stathmos. I wasn't expecting much but to my surprise there were at least 12 girls working.
My cousin had also got rather friendly with her friend, but he was in two minds, so we decided to check out Lycavitos, which we had been told had new arrivals.
Anyway the talent was not as good as Stathmos but there were a few 6 or 7's. One thing I like about this place is the girls are always dressed in dresses, or long skirts, suspenders etc. Leaves alot more to the imagination. Saying that they might be hiding alot as well!! Ignatios calmed down and came over to greet us, offering us the best girls at the best prices, but we weren't interested.
Damon is closed, so we picked up some vodka, juice and water and settled for the Roman.
I sent her home with 50 euros and a promise to see her again, most definitely one of my best nights out. Jasmine is 24 years old, dark and sexy, nice ass, probably been in the business for 4/5 years, so she has seen better days but is crazy and a worth another visit!!
By the way my cousin who went with her friend, who is about the same age with a lighter complexion was not too impressed. Should be visiting this weekend as well.
Great Report, Koumpare!
First, I like your choice of pre-club restaurant: You dine at the Phuket (often pronounced "Fuck-et") and then go on a Fuck-en Rampage! Very good...
Just a few bits of info might come in handy for your future visit:
1. There are supposed to be new arrivals at Stathmos, even since your visit two weeks ago. It has been said that one of the best girls (in terms of performance) to work at Stathmos in recent years, Veronika from Moldova, has now returned after a year or so absence. She is thin, bleached blonde but very experienced and a top performer.
2. Lycavitos is known to be kind of the bottom of the barrel as far as a club and girls go. You remember the shit-hole called Love Boat: Lycavitos is just one small notch up from that.
3. If you look for another club in Paphos, why not try Illussions, just down the road from Stathmos, where girls can have very good looks and, as everywhere, performance will range. Or Aroma or even Kataidha. Also, did you ever drive to Coral Bay and have a look at Makoumba? Don't forget that since you are driving to Paphos from L/sia or L/sso, you have to pass right by Pissouri. There is a pub on the way to Pissouri Beach where there are a few girls available too. They can go out earlier than the caberet 02.45. If you want more info, just ask...
4. Too bad the Damon is closed. But another option, besides the Roman --btw, the club Kataidha is virtually across the street from the Roman-- is the Valentina Apts, which is also not far from Stathmos. May even be cheaper than the Roman. How much did you pay at the Roman, just curious?
Hey, btw, do you have any comments about the caberet scene/p4p scene in any of the other towns, like Lefkosia, Lemessos or Larnaca?
Thanks again for a great report.
Ortos
I am very interrested by this pub on the road to Pissouri, because I am staying at the aphrodite intercontinental hotel where the action is zero!
Do you have the name of this pub, and what is the best time to go?
Thanks in advance.
Ps: last time I went to the roman hotel, I had to pay for the room 50 euros for 1h.
I am very interrested by this pub on the road to Pissouri, because I am staying at the aphrodite intercontinental hotel where the action is zero!
Do you have the name of this pub, and what is the best time to go?
Thanks in advance.
Ps: last time I went to the roman hotel, I had to pay for the room 50 euros for 1h.
Hello Friend,
The pub is called "Cypress Pub". It is located on the road down to Pissouri Beach, which is about a ten minute drive from Aphrodite Hills Interconti Hotel. You go down to the main road from the hotel. Turn left towards Pissouri via Petra tou Rhomiou. Don't get on the motorway. Keep traveling eastwards on the dual carriageway that makes up the coastal road, the old road to Limassol. Pass Pissouri station and Pissouri village intersection and continue eastwards past Rantso restaurant down a hill to the a righthand turning with a signpost: Pissouri Jetty and Pissouri Columbia Hotel and Resort. Turn right here and continue a few hundred meters, the pub is really the first building you will encouter on the right side of the road. It is lit up a bit at night.
Best time to visit: 20-23.00, or even a bit earlier if you fancy. I took a girl out from here and they let her go at 02.00 on a Saturday night. Nice...
Btw: you got ripped off if you paid 50E to the Roman hotel for 1hr. It should be more like 30-35E for several hours between 02.00-10-11.00.
Great Report, Koumpare!
First, I like your choice of pre-club restaurant: You dine at the Phuket (often pronounced "Fuck-et") and then go on a Fuck-en Rampage! Very good...
Just a few bits of info might come in handy for your future visit:
1. There are supposed to be new arrivals at Stathmos, even since your visit two weeks ago. It has been said that one of the best girls (in terms of performance) to work at Stathmos in recent years, Veronika from Moldova, has now returned after a year or so absence. She is thin, bleached blonde but very experienced and a top performer.
2. Lycavitos is known to be kind of the bottom of the barrel as far as a club and girls go. You remember the shit-hole called Love Boat: Lycavitos is just one small notch up from that.
3. If you look for another club in Paphos, why not try Illussions, just down the road from Stathmos, where girls can have very good looks and, as everywhere, performance will range. Or Aroma or even Kataidha. Also, did you ever drive to Coral Bay and have a look at Makoumba? Don't forget that since you are driving to Paphos from L/sia or L/sso, you have to pass right by Pissouri. There is a pub on the way to Pissouri Beach where there are a few girls available too. They can go out earlier than the caberet 02.45. If you want more info, just ask...
4. Too bad the Damon is closed. But another option, besides the Roman --btw, the club Kataidha is virtually across the street from the Roman-- is the Valentina Apts, which is also not far from Stathmos. May even be cheaper than the Roman. How much did you pay at the Roman, just curious?
Hey, btw, do you have any comments about the caberet scene/p4p scene in any of the other towns, like Lefkosia, Lemessos or Larnaca?
Thanks again for a great report.
OrtosHi Ortos
I'm in Paphos tonight so may get the opportunity to check out Veonika. The thing about me over the last few years has been I enjoy the whole 'hunt' rather than the 'catch'. What goes on between the hours of 11-3 is normally is so crazy that I am happy with the evening and may decide not to go with a girl. (must be old age) Also recently I have begun taking props with me on a night out, for the above report I had one of those 'compresssed air horns with me, which annoyed the hell of the waiters but the girls loved it!
Thanks for advice on the other clubs, never been to Makoumba, need to check it out. I prefer the Roman due to its 'pimp style decor'. 35 euro that evening. There is cheaper like the King opposite Stathmos which is 25 but its filthy.
Nicosia: Matrix & Elysee are the ony ones with decent girls, surprisingly they have kept their prices high.
Larnaca: La Mamounia and High Heels (I've heard), went to La Mamounia two Wednesdays ago didn't get a girl due to work the next day. Still has 4-5 decent girls. Plus I know them very well there so I get to know about each girl.
Limassol: Never been my scene as I don't know any one on the inside there. Its been 3 years since I've been toa club there.
I don't know if its a rumour, but I have heard that a couple of the Pubs are looking at bringing UK girls over to replace the moldovans etc. No visas or work permits needed. History repeating itself!
With grateful thanks to Zelatrix's amazing guide to the TRNC, off we went for some action. Crossed the border to meet a friend staying in Girne (Kyrenia) and armed with some local knowledge we headed to the "Lapta strip".
After a quick look in at Zakkum2, and finding it not being too tempting, we moved to the next pit-stop, Mont Amor, which has a bloody big neon red sign and love heart pointing down off the main road to the coast.
Car parked, YTL20 entrance fee, and thankfully as we weren't offered a look-in first, the talent on show was quite good. The floor show was a virtual non-stop striptease (topless), with a mixture of single girls, pairs and then the whole lot at once, at the end of which the girls grabbed guys from the crowd to have a close topless cheek-to-cheek with. Clearly what the locals were in for as there was little sign of deals being closed.
The entrance fee gets you a drink of choice, and light snacks, nuts etc.
No hassle from the girls - in fact no one approached us at all. 7 girls appeared to be working in all. From broken English, I believe alll 7 were Moldovan. Two of the 7 only rated a 5 at best, but two others 6-7 category and one other 7 and two blondes were leading the way at either 7 or 8.
Sadly, when we came to ask the full S.P. neither blonde was supposedly available due to period problems, which I cannot believe; maybe they'd already been booked for later.
But the next 2 on the list was available, both dark haired but very doable! And so we did. Just for an hour mind, as I had to get back south for return flight. My girl was called "Sabrina" or something laughable like that!
Cost was 120YTL, about GB£50 or US$70. Hour included two rounds of sex in her apartment round the back of the club. Also got BBBJ with just a couple of words of Russian as encouragement, for no extra price, and then DATY, which really turned her on. A bit of anal finger play wasn't repelled either on round 2. All in all a very nice hour's indulgence.
Price for the programme (night) was YTL200, which obviously is better value for money, as is the rendezvous if available, which I assume it is, but this was a time limited event, and we left very happy!
I have the pleasure of reporting that during a recent visit to the Larnaca Roundabout, I saw lights coming out of Barbies, the club that had closed down sometime last autumn. Intrigued I went in for a look.
My stay didn't last long as I noted that the girls were all busy. It seemed to the extent that I could tell that the girls were NOT up to former Barbies standard, probably mid B-team level at best. But to be fair I didn't have a chance to really look at them that well. I did notice, however, that the place seems to be under new managment as I could not recognise any familiar faces amongst the staff, and in fact I think they had a semi-clad girl as a waitress.
One thing that interested me is that later in the night, around 02.00 I was walking by the outside of Barbies and I encounted one of the girls exiting the club with an English client in tow. They were talking loudly and I overheard the girl tell the Englishman: "Yeah, but the price you paid at the club only gives you one hour of time with me..." and off they went towards some cheap Roundabout hotel or apartment. This was well before the 03.00 take out time, so it seemed that the club was engaging in a little naughty short-time take out service. Now that is a new thing at Larnaca for me...
Anyway I will attempt to have another look back inside a bit earlier in a future evening to assess the talent.
I spent most of my time at Club La Mammounia elsewhere in Larnaca and was rewarded with a top session by a young "just off the boat" Moldovan girl there. The line-up at Club M looked quite good really with 15 girls all from Ukraine or Moldova. Several girls were on my to-do list there...
Ortos
New here guys,
I'm visiting Cyprus next month and want to get a few punts in while I'm away in the sun, staying in ayia napa, you guys know of any places to goto and how's it work over there? I regularly goto www.sandyssuperstars.com in manchester, a place in Liverpool and have been to the chicken ranch in Nevada and they all do it differently so I need some knowledge on Cyprus.
New here guys,
I'm visiting Cyprus next month and want to get a few punts in while I'm away in the sun, staying in ayia napa, you guys know of any places to goto and how's it work over there? I regularly goto www.sandyssuperstars.com in manchester, a place in Liverpool and have been to the chicken ranch in Nevada and they all do it differently so I need some knowledge on Cyprus.
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