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Angus Magee
03-05-06, 04:50
I agree Angus, it's a little dodgy. I am generally very careful with my hygiene, and so this isn't something I would just do without any research (hence my seconding of seattleduo's question). But if your goal is to experience things you have never done before, then this is one way to do that. At the base of it, I'm just a curious boy really.
Having said that, curiosity has its limits. I can imagine that it all depends on who else is in on the act. I imagine the only way I would do this is if I could control who the other fellows are, so that I would at least have a little piece of security there. If your going to share a woman with some slob with a green dick and fleas flying our of his ass, well, you can forget that. But if the other guys are people you know (and hopefully trust), then I think it's a different question entirely.
So that's why I want to know about the Royal scene. In my experience, Royal is a class act, and so perhaps Mr. green-dick would not be allowed in. But if I can select who the other participants are, then hey, maybe old Kumbu will report back on a gang bang one of these days.
I salut you for your adventurous nature Mr Kumbu. I am sure, as you mention, that if anyone can pull off a classy GB it will be Royal. I guess, as I think of it, that the voyeur in me would enjoy seeing one of the Royal lovelies being serviced by another man and the joining in. Perhaps we should arrange a Berlin Forum Royal GB for native English speakers.
seattleduo
03-06-06, 09:13
I do not quite get the attraction of the GB scene. It is not much cheaper than a session and you have to "share" the lady with? many other horny guys. What is the pull here? Just curious. Gangbangs are not about saving dollars via a cheaper session. They are all about fulfilling on the idea / fantasy / reality that some women are absolutely insatiable sex fiends who cannot get enough. Guys get aroused, come and make way for the next guy and she is the energizer bunny. Just going, going and going. Meanwhile, you come back for round two and she's on round 4, or 5, or 6.
And there's a bit of the voyeur quaility as well. Not only can you watch her do another guy, you can watch her do it while you're doing her. (assuming you take full advantage of her insatiable ways.)
That's the fun part.
I am in berlin for the next few days. Anyone interested in meeting up for this, contact me here.
Note that not only does Royal do an organized thing, but a few of the providers at Tiffany's (http: //www. Zobel94. De/) advertise that they're interested include "Sex mit mehreren Männern" or "Sex with several men").
That's the case with viktoria (http://www.zobel94.de/pics/start_up/viktoria.html) and sara (http://www.zobel94.de/pics/start_up/sarah.htm).
Hi fellows........
I'm planning (dreaming :-) for an Artemis session in late March when in B in buiness but got somewhat scared by bad reviews here. Anyone with updates?
Also apprechiate references to "normal" bars where pussy is vailable.
Thanks in advance.........
U
Hi fellows,
I'm planning (dreaming :-) for an Artemis session in late March when in B in buiness but got somewhat scared by bad reviews here. Anyone with updates?
Also apprechiate references to "normal" bars where pussy is vailable.
Thanks in advance.
UWith that name "Uggga Bugga " there isn`t any normal bars where pussy is available only if you bring your ongo-bongo drums with you. You might be able to catch some big "black mamma" on no less than 150 kg. Good luck
With that name "Uggga Bugga " there isn`t any normal bars where pussy is available only if you bring your ongo-bongo drums with you. You might be able to catch some big "black mamma" on no less than 150 kg. Good luck
whatever "fil" you are, but hope you're not using that attitude in everyday life mate! Appoligise if it's pure drunk writing..........
U
YES - I am eagerly awaiting some information about FKK Artemis. Would be much obliged....
-Bruce
uggabugga & Bruce,
Maybe you should ask your question in the FKK forum, as many FFK members don't come to this one, which is for "other" establishments.
Anyway, overall impressions from visits last February by members of a French forum are:
- Outstanding facilities
- Average/bad food and no beers
- Some girls are not totally nuded but wear lingerie or a mini-skirt (although I'm not sure whether or not there is something like a "Dessous Tag" once a week) in Artemis.
- About 20-30 girls in the afternoon, twice as much in the evening
- No couch action
- Kino action
- Increased percentage of stunners. Mix of GFE and mechanical performance (optik fuck), although I must say I also have so-so experience in some "top" FKKs in Frankfurt. It's a fact everywhere, stunners tend to process clients more mechanically and quickly.
Most says that Artemis is improving, but only one finds it better than the Frankfurt FKKs. All say it's worth a visit though, but will not return each and every day and rather also visit the salons, which are a trademark of Berlin. Quality of services are under tighter control there.
This is just a summary of other reports, haven't been there myself (but will be end of March).
It is just a joke, don`t take it personal. It is drunk writing or what ever, don`t you have any sense of humour.
DJ FourMoney
03-12-06, 01:01
With that name "Uggga Bugga " there isn`t any normal bars where pussy is available only if you bring your ongo-bongo drums with you. You might be able to catch some big "black mamma" on no less than 150 kg. Good luck
Sounds like sumthin Capt Caveman would use as a screen-name, but to each his own and who ever remember American Hanna-Barbara Cartoons of the late 70's, raise your hand...
Thanks GrandJim, seems to overkill my requirements for a visit with margin even though I find couch action appealing :-). Only one detail though; did they say anything about days to avoid? Unfortunately it seems like I'll have to choose between a late Sunday and an early Monday.
Gentlemen,
I have been given clearance to return to the wonderful city of Berlin, and I can't tell you how excited I am. I'm not sure when exactly, or how long, but I know it will probably only be for two or three days, sometime after April 1st and certainly before the World Cup. I wont know until parts of a deal go through, and then it will probably be at very short notice.
The last time I was there (July 2005), I visited La Folie, van Kampen, Kamilla Dee's, Royal, Tiffany, Brigitta Duemichen Venus Girls and Tiffany. I plan on visiting some of these establishments again, but does anyone have any other suggestions or requests? I say requests, because I promise to report all the gory details upon my return in the same fashion as the last time.
Right now I am considering the following establishments, and I'd be interested in any more up-to-date comments anyone might have:
- Liberty (http://www.libertyberlin.de/)
- Maison d'envie (http://www.danziger61.de/index.html)
- Artemis (of course)
- Salon Prestige (http://www.top-prestige.de/index2.htm)
- Herz (http://www.herzberlin.de/home.html)
I found a lady from Sichuan province, China on Asia Friend Finder. She lives in Berlin. I have not been with her since she lives in Berlin.
If anyone on the thread is interested in sex with an attractive Chinese lady, age 36 with a nice body send PM to me. I can furnish photos and contact information.
ES
The French
03-18-06, 01:35
I have to be in Berlin for two nights. other than Artemis that wiil definitely be on my hit list, can somebody sum up where the best action is?
I have to be in Berlin for two nights. other than Artemis that wiil definitely be on my hit list, can somebody sum up where the best action is?
Well, there really isn't one place where all the action can be found. There is plenty of good action all across this beautiful city, so I would not worry if I were you. I think the Charlottenburg area is certainly relativley rich in possibilities, as is the Wilmersdorf area. But if you can't get to one of these areas, there are plenty of possibilities all over the city.
I can't recommend all that much, as I have only been there once (see my past reports, dated between August 2005 and September 2005). I can certainly recommend the following:
- Kamilla Dee's (Wilmersdorf)
- van Kampen (Wilmersdorf)
- Royal (Wilmersdorf)
- Brigitta Duemichen (Charlottenburg)
Each of these places will service your minimal needs for under 50 Euros, and get you into the stratosphere of sexual excitement for between 100 and 150 Euros. Not bad at all.
I also visited La Folie (Charlottenburg) on two occasions, and while it was a little weird at the begining, I found it worthwhile overall. I've never been to Artemis, so I can't comment on this place.
I plan to visit again in the next couple of months, and hopefully I can expand my inventory of sampled establishments.
Vitoriabitter
03-20-06, 00:45
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Hi there,
Am Visiting Berlin 16-20 April for a few days...
Any advice, suggestions, or if you wanna go party let me know.
Best regards,
VB
Saturday March 11th : I hesitated between Laura (a pretty woman) and Amelie (a cute young lady); Laura had an appointment so meeting with Amelie : good experience ("making love", kisses with tongue) ; she told me that she began just 3 weeks ago
Sunday March 12th : Caprice (big breast, kisses with tongue)
Monday March 13th : Helena ( tall (1m80 ?) lady, beautiful breast and (reactive) bosoms but kisses without tongue)
Both have beautiful face.
Angus Magee
03-22-06, 17:21
Hi,
I have waited a couple of weeks now to write this to see if my expectations would be fulfilled. So far, not.
This is not exactly a rant but it has been troubling me for these past two weeks. Here is the story.
Several weeks ago I received a pm from another member who was planning a Berlin visit. In the pm was a request for information above and beyond what is to be found in the forum. Specific questions.
I answered this pm with what I knew and even offered more than was asked for. Subsequently we had an exchange of several pm's in which I told this member what I could about Berlin and the sp scene in this city. I have lived here almost two years now and know the scene well.
On at least one occasion I mentioned to this member that I would be looking forward to his reports. So far, though I believe he was here in Berlin a coupe of weeks ago, he has posted nothing.
Now, I do not mind sharing information, local knowledge as it were. But it would be nice to see a report or two come out of it. This is how these forums work, is it not? I have benefited greatly from this and other forums on ISG. When I have been able, I have given back in the form of reports and information to members in pm's.
After this last exchange though I will be a lot more reluctant to take the time to answer pm questions. It does take time and effort and if a member is not up to writing a report then they can make do with what has been posted publicly in the forum. Other than that, they can come to this fine city and make their own experience, good or bad.
To the member in question (who I do not name and who likely will not even see this post), where are your reports of your time here in Berlin? If you are still writing them, then I look forward to seeing them here soon and I apologize for this mini-rant. If you have and never had any intention of sharing then I think you should stop bothering members who do share experiences, with pm's
Thanks all for listening
AM
Recently I visited La Folie. I go there around 7 PM. There were about 4 girls and one other guy. The two girls caught my attention. One of them was Maya, described by Kumbu in his reports and the other Islan (sp) from Morocco. I ordered a drink and was waiting for the action to start. Maya changed and returned in a towel and panty and sat next to me. I must admit she is gorgeous, and has a nice rear. I didn't waste any time, remembering Kumbu's experiences. Unfortunately, my experiences doesn't match Kumbu's. Once inside the room, she was pretty mehanical and too many restrictions. I guess Maya is a YMMV (your mileage may vary) type of a girl.
I then started to strike a conversation with Islan, but she doesn't speak any English. I didn't want to waste my time. There were couple of Romanians, one (Melanie) busty was a bit pushy.
Then came Carmen, a local german girl, very petite, looked 19 (turned out be right). I decided to give her a try and am glad I did. She was very responsive gave me a nice BBBJ followed by covered sex, only light kissing, typical of most girls in La Folie, based on my past experience.
Now, I do not mind sharing information, local knowledge as it were. But it would be nice to see a report or two come out of it. This is how these forums work, is it not? I have benefited greatly from this and other forums on ISG. When I have been able, I have given back in the form of reports and information to members in pm's.
After this last exchange though I will be a lot more reluctant to take the time to answer pm questions. It does take time and effort and if a member is not up to writing a report then they can make do with what has been posted publicly in the forum. Other than that, they can come to this fine city and make their own experience, good or bad.
To the member in question (who I do not name and who likely will not even see this post), where are your reports of your time here in Berlin? If you are still writing them, then I look forward to seeing them here soon and I apologize for this mini-rant. If you have and never had any intention of sharing then I think you should stop bothering members who do share experiences, with pm's
AM
Here here, Angus!
First of all, there should be no need for Angus to post such as post. As he mentions, this board thrives on reports, and leaches that take and never give back are a threat to the vibrancy of the board.
And second, because of this Angus, there is no need to apologize. I urge you not to withhold your (extensive) local knowledge. But unless you get some serious feedback from people, then I see no alternative.
Footloose,
nice report, thanks a lot. I must say that I am not surprised by your experience with Maya. I think I mentioned before that she does have rules, and she does seem a little prudish, so this is definitely a case of YMMV. But with the right technique, sufficient effort and guile, I think Maya is the kind of pearl that is worth diving for. But if you miscalculate the depths to which you must go to fetch her pearl, then sadly, it's nothing but a dip in the water with not much to show for it afterward. If you get my drift.
I am hoping to return to beautiful Berlin soon, so it's good to hear that Maya is still around. I may return for another round with her, although there is just so much fucking potential in that city I'm, not sure I can fit her in. We'll see. And your report on Carmen sounds very interesting, does she speak good English?
Kumbu: Yes, Carmen does speak decent english. She is like a little school girl, not jaded and was fun to be with. I like them petite any way.
Researching KD, van Kampen, Folie and a few other places, i came across an interesting special at Royal......Gangbang, or 'Herrenueberschussparty' in German, I first saw at a private L.A. Swingparty with a nympho volunteer, then several times at the Fashion Partytreff in Hersel near Bonn and other swing clubs. It was a revelation, an ephiphany, a life changing experience and made me envious of women, who can have orgasm after orgasm while I could only have one or two, with a recovery period in between.-- So I can highly recommend it, but not to machos with an male superiority complex.
Here's the corrected translation:
Sex - as often as you can - Gangbang "Royal"
Here we would like invite your to our man surplus party
(lit= 'Herrenueberschussparty'). But now with some improvements and highlights. A Royalgirl invites you all each Tuesday at 19 o'clock to an erotichour with Champagne. With a hot strip show she will bring your blood to a boil, then she gives herself totally to you around itself you and whoever likes to take her, either several men at the same time or successively. She will float from one orgasm to another. She will scream with lust. You can watch or will take part in Sex - as often you can. No matter which technique you choose softly or somewhat harder, she will reciprocate with large lust. You should pay a hontorarium of 75, - euro.
Harry Dude
03-25-06, 15:39
So I decided to stop by La Folie. I've never been there before, but I have spent a lot of money in the FKK clubs around Frankfurt.
I rang the bell, they let me in, explained how the system works, and I paid 14 euros for the entrance fee and the first drink. They gave me a towel, and I changed in the locker room. I probably should have known this - the towels at this place are a lot smaller than at the Frankfurt clubs - basically you are expected to walk around naked, without towel around the waist. No worries, just a little bit unusual.
I had a shower and then I sat (naked) at the bar enjoying a drink. About 5 girls were in the club, and 4 men. A polish girl named Claudia approached me and asked if I wanted company. I said yes, and asked if she wanted a drink. She accepted, and ordered something from the barmaid. This was interesting: The barmaid asked her if she had explained to me how much that drink cost. She had not (I guess they are supposed to), and asked if 17 euros were ok with me.
We sat and talked for a while, and then moved to one of the couches and talked some more. We were touching each other and I was getting a little bit excited. She told me that we had to go to a room for sex, no sex in the common area. I sometimes enjoy a bit of public sex, so this was a little bit of a disappointment but no big deal. In the room we had some nice, unrushed standard sex, CBJ, a positive experience overall.
The whole thing cost: 14EUR (entrance) + 17EUR (drink for my girl) + 70EUR (standard sex for 30 minutes).
Would I come back? Sure. But I still prefer the Frankfurt clubs (Oase, World, Palace).
Angus Magee
03-25-06, 19:56
I just wanted to let the board know that I heard privately from the member I mentioned in my 'rant' post. Seems that he has been busy with work and intends upon posting his report soon.
I guess I was a bit to quick in posting my feelings and the pm shows me that he is a conscientious guy.
Sorry member 'X', we all look forward to your report.
AM
Hi,
Being there for the first time I must admit I was deeply impressed how this was organiased plus the clean and attractive environment. One can naturally argue the taste to be like a *****house, but what the hell....
I arrived around 15:00 and that was obviously way too early since only 5 girls and maybe 8-10 guys where present (plus maybe someone in rooms). Nevertheless 4 of them where absolutely fuckable (>6) so I picked a cute Yugoslavian and did the work in one of the small rooms in the basement.
After resting, bathing, massage and some food (average, but I can understand they're not interested in being a restaurant.) there was a great improvement of the selection even though you hardcore guys probably would call it a slow night.
Was picked up by a beautiful Turkish girl so we went to the downsairs kino and shagged on the front row! Seemed to be popular since all seats behind us where taken when we left. This was kind of new experience to me but gave a great kick, and now I'm hooked :-)
In sum; this is a MUST. Especially if you're new to Berlin and or not very experienced FKK'er........
Hi,
Being there for the first time I must admit I was deeply impressed how this was organiased plus the clean and attractive environment. One can naturally argue the taste to be like a *****house, but what the hell....
I arrived around 15:00 and that was obviously way too early since only 5 girls and maybe 8-10 guys where present (plus maybe someone in rooms). Nevertheless 4 of them where absolutely fuckable (>6) so I picked a cute Yugoslavian and did the work in one of the small rooms in the basement.
After resting, bathing, massage and some food (average, but I can understand they're not interested in being a restaurant.) there was a great improvement of the selection even though you hardcore guys probably would call it a slow night.
Was picked up by a beautiful Turkish girl so we went to the downsairs kino and shagged on the front row! Seemed to be popular since all seats behind us where taken when we left. This was kind of new experience to me but gave a great kick, and now I'm hooked :-)
In sum; this is a MUST. Especially if you're new to Berlin and or not very experienced FKK'er........
Hi Uggabugga,
thanks for the report. Given the size and fame of Artemis, there is surprisingly little information on this board on its quality. I'm glad to see more info coming out.
A couple of questions. What day did you ago there (weekday or a weekend)? Also, you say that after your first round, things really picked up. What time do you think that was? And what do you mean by "there was a great improvement of the selection"? Do you mean in terms of numbers (if so, how many?), or in terms of quality?
Much thanks for any answers you can provide. I plan on making a trip to Berlin in the next few weeks, and I will definitley visit Artemis. Needless to say, I will bring back as much info as I can.
Hi Kumbu, I was there on a Monday. I suspected this to be a bad pick but the circumstances left me without a chioce. This was also confirmed by a local guy I had a chat with, but his appearance also sort of confirmed that it was not totally waste.The improved selection picked up around dinner time (18:00) but don't know if that was the reason itself. A guestimate would be 20 girls when I left around 20:00. And I mainly meant "pick up" in number and not quality if you're thinking about look. Let me emphasise though, that I prefer quality in attitude and snagg before picture look. But there was at least 3-4 model types if you prefer the no-brainers as well.
Given that it's sized for 6-700 guest, it's obvious that e.g. the "nighttclub" upstairs was pretty without human heat, but IMHO I still had great pleasure of the visit. It's just amasingly well organised, clean and well supported for the activity it's built for.
If my German friends will allow a small critisism, it must be that humor and smily spirit not exactly rules the male visitors. Even though many are friendly enough I still think some more outward attitude would add to the place. Maybe they where depressed about the selection :-)
PS.
You're even allowed to buy max 3 chips for drinks/ beers at the entrance and I got refund for the 2 I didn't use!
I was at Artemis on a Sunday evening. There must have been about 15 girls (about 25 guys) in the evening and may be about 20 to 25 later.
The quality of the afternoon ladies wasn;t that great, some older and some younger. I was intrigued by a Afghani girl, somewhat tall abd big (amazonic). I actually prefer petite girls but couldn't pass up on the opportunity. Later I had a session with a hungarian girl and an croatian/greek. The hungarian girl was young and petite and not jaded. The croatian was a pro and was rushing a bit. I apologize that I don't remember their names.
Hi Footloose, how was that Afghani in service? Just curious since I was very tempted myself (she had beautiful face as well) but she approached me very aggressivly so I got pissed and walked away to some of the more tender stuff.
DkFatBastard
04-01-06, 09:35
My first Berlin Report
Last night I arrived in Berlin around 5 o'clock, checked into my hotel and called the escort agency where I had booked an escort for a 2 hour visit to confirm my booking and to give them my hotelsuite number.
I spent the hours before the visit relaxing and resting so I wouldn't be so tired later, which I normally are on a friday evening after a full workweek.
When the escort arrived I was surprised, she´s was much better looking in person compared to her internet pictures. She was a gourgeos 19 year old german woman. More importantly she was a nice and interesting person. After an initial talk I gave her the money (360€), so that issue was out of the way. We continued to talk and then I showed her the remaining part of the suite, the bedroom off course :-)
While we continued talking we got more and more undressed on the bed while gently caressing each other. After a while we were completely naked and we started kissing (no tongue), then she started to move down and began licking my balls. After a while she got a condom and put it on my dick and started giving me a cbj. To see a goodlooking woman sucking my dick is not the worst sight in the world :-)
A few minutes into the cbj she got up and changed position to some cowgirls action. She was unbelievable tight, I was actually in pain! So we changed position to some misc action in stead.
With plenty of eye contact and the tight pussy, I couldn´t last that long and I came after a few minutes :-)
When I rose to get rid of the condom, she made me get back to bed and she took care of it. All part of her service she insisted. We talked for half an hour more and then she left after the 2 hours had passed leaving a satisfied and tired customer.
Before the visit I had hoped the vist would entail 2-3 rounds of sex, so in that way the evening certainly didn't fulfil my expectations, but the girl was such a pleasure to be with , so I got a totally different kind of escortvisit, that I haven't tried before. So all in all I was very happy with the evening and would book her again if I come back to Berlin and she's available.
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/sexy_girls/paula-e.htm
Grandpianist
04-01-06, 17:41
I'm researching the forum for my forthcoming trip to Berlin. The sex kinos which provide ladies offering services sound interesting but most of the posts on the subject are old. Can anyone provide an update please as to which are recommended?
I'm staying in a hotel in the K'damm area and don't really want to travel too far.
Many thanks in advance.
Hi Footloose, how was that Afghani in service? Just curious since I was very tempted myself (she had beautiful face as well) but she approached me very aggressivly so I got pissed and walked away to some of the more tender stuff.
Her service was average, no kissing, everything covered. She was chatty though. The best was the Hungarian brunette (sorry don't remember the name). She was with another hungarian who was a bit pushy.
Angus Magee
04-06-06, 17:23
I'm researching the forum for my forthcoming trip to Berlin. The sex kinos which provide ladies offering services sound interesting but most of the posts on the subject are old. Can anyone provide an update please as to which are recommended?
I'm staying in a hotel in the K'damm area and don't really want to travel too far.
Many thanks in advance.
Sex Kinos are always a bit of a crap shoot.There are a couple on Kantstr (near the K'damm) and then there are a couple near to the Wilmersdorf S-bahn station.
In my experience there is really no reviewing these places. Your experience there can be horrible one day and heavenly the next. I myself am weary of the Wilmerdorf addresses as they are tourist traps and the girls hustle-if not outright ripping you off. They know that there cliental will never be back anyway so they concentrate on extracting as much money for as little service as possible.
And this is in general-you may have a good experience at one of these places if all the planets and the stars line up just so.
My favorite sex kino is this one
http://www.erotikkino26.de/
It is a little way off the K'damm but worth the trip IMHO. You will not find tourists here. Though, nor will they speak English, but blow job is pretty much universal language now and you can always resort to pointing at your dick and then her mouth. She will understand.
I find in these places that it is safest to stick with the Thai ladies. They have a better work ethic and will continue to suck long past the point that a Euro girl would start to jerk you off with her hand while giving your dick head the occasional lick and call this a BJ...
The cost here is 5 euro entry (includes a non-alchoholic drink) and 25 euros for a BJ in the cinema. I think 20 mins in the back with FS is 35 euros. I always go for the BJ. Some of the girls allow you to touch breasts and even a bit of fingering at no extra charge. And some (mostly the Euro girls) charge an extra 5 euros-which I never pay.
Have fun. The sex kino scene is a special sleazy treat I enjoy about once every two months. I always feel sort of dirty after but still enjoy it for some reason...
Oh, I can reccomend Linda from EroticKino 26. She has a sweet mouth...
On the berlinintim.de website there is an ad for a Hasenjagd (Bunny Hunt) which when clicked gives some details. It lists 18 establishments and includes a couple that I'm interested in visiting.
My German is not very good but I was able to translate "gratis poppen" (free fuck) which peaked my interest. I couldn't make out much of what else the site said about the Hasenjagd. The Bunny Hunt is scheduled for Thursday, April 13 and I'll be in Berlin on that date.
Can someone whose German is better than mine visit the site and let me know what the catch is or what I missed in my pathetic attempt to read the site?
Thanks.
Angus Magee
04-07-06, 06:48
On the berlinintim.de website there is an ad for a Hasenjagd (Bunny Hunt) which when clicked gives some details. It lists 18 establishments and includes a couple that I'm interested in visiting.
My German is not very good but I was able to translate "gratis poppen" (free fuck) which peaked my interest. I couldn't make out much of what else the site said about the Hasenjagd. The Bunny Hunt is scheduled for Thursday, April 13 and I'll be in Berlin on that date.
Can someone whose German is better than mine visit the site and let me know what the catch is or what I missed in my pathetic attempt to read the site?
Thanks.
Why not give us a link?
Never heard about the expression "there's no such thing as a free lunch"? If something sounds too good to be true, it certainly are..............
On the berlinintim.de website there is an ad for a Hasenjagd (Bunny Hunt) which when clicked gives some details. It lists 18 establishments and includes a couple that I'm interested in visiting.
My German is not very good but I was able to translate "gratis poppen" (free fuck) which peaked my interest. I couldn't make out much of what else the site said about the Hasenjagd. The Bunny Hunt is scheduled for Thursday, April 13 and I'll be in Berlin on that date.
Can someone whose German is better than mine visit the site and let me know what the catch is or what I missed in my pathetic attempt to read the site?
Thanks.This is some kind of paper chase "schnitzeljagd". In these 18 clubs some girls are marked as a "Bunny" are running around in and change between these clubs in the time from 10a.m. to 10p.m.
If you want to take advantage of this "free fuck contest" you have to tell the managing lady when you step in one of the 18 clubs that you are a "bunny hunter" and when you see after this declaration one of the bunnies some where in these club. You'll get a "free fuck" in these particular club with one of the girls working there, not with the bunny.
To: Angus
The link would be http://www.berlinintim.de
DkFatBastard
04-08-06, 11:57
Hi Angus,
I think this is what Teleport was talking about:
http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Event/hasenjagd.php
As far I can understand one or more "bunnies" will be in one or more of the 18 participating bordelle and if you identify yourself as a hunter and the "bunny" is in the house then you'll get some fun with the "bunny".
seattleduo
04-09-06, 05:27
First off -- thanks to all who posted experiences on the board. That was great help for researching my visit. Still, I made a few newbie mistakes for first visits to a brothel (read below). I have visited Berlin before, but this was the first time I mixed pleasure with business. I look forward to returning. My experiences at all three establishments were top notch.
A few general notes:
* I speak little German beyond "sprechen zie english?" this proved to be a little limiting but by no means hampered the overall enjoyment. (in some ways, it proved to be more fun!)
* I was only there for 5 nights and so only visited 3 places. It felt like the right pace at the time, but I have since wished I fit two more places in. Berlin is a rare treat. if you're going, make sure you take full advantage of what the ladies have to offer.
* I typically book one hour and go for multiple shots. for this trip -- since I was doing multiple visits over a few days -- I opted for 30 mins and a single pop. this was the right mix for me. It was great to enjoy that much variety in providers and not kill the budget. (see specific prices paid below.)
* all sessions were roughly 5 minutes of massage, 10 mins of blow job, 10 mins of intercourse and 5 mins of massage.
* if you've never been to Berlin brothels before, you might find it curious that the provider offers you a drink when she collects the money and brings the drink back on a try with some type of after-session chocolate or mint. a small gesture, but testament to the level of customer service throughout the entire session. I have visited providers at their incalls in many cities. this was the first time I visited brothels. it was a delight. and Berlin set the bar rather high.
Here’s the summary:
FIRST STOP: Tiffany, Ritterstr. 11. , www.zobel94.de/
This was the first stop. A little hard to find - you have to walk down a driveway and look for the door. Buzzed, went to the 4th floor. Door opened and a stunning woman in lingerie with long brown hair, firm rack and deep tan answered and took me directly to the side room. She made a few comments in German (remember, I speak none) and let me know she did not speak any English. She then walked out and closed the door behind her, leaving me alone in the small room. This is where I made newbie mistake #1. Based on commentaries I read, I expected the hostess to come in and give me an overview and then I’d review the available ladies. I was prepared with a small notebook to write down names/description in case I forget who came through. I think I looked like a bit of a geek reporter as each came in.
Anyway.. the door opened and in came a provider. not the hostess. this provider also did not speak english. I scribbled her name (even though I wasn't crazy about her). This happened five more times. My list of names grew - Sara, dana, viktoria, steffi, eva. I wasn't crazy about any of them. Then the door opened one more time and it was the hostess. She seemed just slightly frustrated by my lack of German and my sudden realization that my preference was for that very first stunning woman I saw… the one who opened the door…. the one whose name I didn’t write down.
The hostess humored me and brought the women back one by one. I felt a little bad saying "no" so many times as they greeted me again (this time with the door open) but I suspect they are used to it.
Finally there she was - "ya" - Vivian.
http://www.zobel94.de/pics/start_up/vivian.htm
Vivian spoke no English. me no German. no problem. back to the room. agree on 60E for 30 mins. she takes the money and comes back with my beverage of choice and that curious after-session mint.
Vivianlooks more like a porn star than any provider I’ve hired before. long hair, makeup, deept tan, fake tits and all. first time I’ve had those. they do look stunning but were pretty hard.
I stripped and we started with a standing hug. took her bra off sucked those sweet titties. vivian has an amazing body and is tanned all over.
I lay on the bed and she gave me a decent back massage with oil.
I really wanted my hands on her though and so started exploring her bod. I stood on the edge of the bed and good blow job commenced. I prefer eye contact but vivian kept them closed.
We moved to missionary and she was tight and responsive. an absolute pleasure to look upon while inside her. flipped to doggie (sweet ass) and blew my load.
She cleaned me up and finished with a nice back massage. then out the door with a hug and kiss on the cheek.
SECOND STOP: Kamilla-Dee, Blissestraße 33, www.kamilla-dee.com/english/frames_e.htm
Since KD posts a calendar, I researched it ahead of time and had my hopes up to schedule with Valentina. she's a stunning blonde with huge boobs. as luck would have it, she went home early that night.
Which brings me to newbie mistake #2.. Once I received all the girls (according to my notes that consisted of Cheyenne, Eliza, Clarissa, and Mila) I informed the english-conversant hostess that I wanted Mila. "Mila?" she said, "There's no Mila." Cleary the language barrier applies to names as well, as I had this disconnect happen a few times during my Berlin stay. I described the girl to the hostess and she returned with someone I don't now easily recognize on the website, but based on name and appearance, I assume it was Maya (scroll to find her here: http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/frames_e.htm)
If it was with Maya, I have to say she's much prettier in person than in the pictures. wearing a choker and lingerie. she spoke some english. we agreed on terms (80E for 30 mins) and told me about the shower. (Tiffany did not require this. or perhaps they did and vivian could not communicate that to me.)
Anyway, after a quick shower Maya led me back to the room. she stripped and had a beautiful bod. I don’t know where she was hiding those boobs. unleashed, they were spectacular and natural. she had a girl-next-door appearance. little or no makeup. very sexy. not the porn star appearance of Vivian at Tiffany's. more classic appearance.
Brief massage again followed by me exploring her bod and then covered french. Maya was great. at one point I laid her back on the bed to control the motion into her mouth and enjoy the view in the mirror. she responded well.
We moved to missionary. god damn she looked sweet on her back with those boobs and pretty face. pumped for a bit. got sweaty. switched to doggie and came. heaven. she cleaned me up and as the ending massage started, my favorite cold play song came on. ectasy.
NOTE -- KD is a little hard to find but well worth it. The entrance door is in the blue part of afacade, just to the right of the entrance to a tanning studio. To deepen the mystery, the intercom button for KD reads "text and form."
THIRD (AND FINAL) STOP: Van Kampen, 33Berlin-Wilmersdorf, Mecklenburgische Str. 23a. , www.vankampenberlin.de/index_2.html
Knowing that this was my last stop, I realized I wanted more of a porn star look and feel. I thoroughly enjoyed Maya (or whoever I had at KD) but since the girl-next-door classic beauty is commonly had in my hometown, I knew I had to end on a nastier note.
I went in with a bias for Maja (http://www.vankampenberlin.de/maja.html) but she was not in the lineup.
The VK girls I greeted that night were Charlotte, Ina, Julia, Maria and Miriam.
Maria was the clear winner - http://www.vankampenberlin.de/maria.html
In fact, had she not been part of the line-up, I likely would have walked. though the hostess was very accommodating and I would have felt badly.
we agreed on terms (80E/30M) and i was off to the shower. Maria has nice breasts. (seeing a patter in my preference here?) Natural. I kissed them quite a bit following her brief massage. i was more explicit with Maria than the other two and told her to look up while blowing me. (she spoke a fair amount of english.) she indulged with super nasty sweetness. her looks while in motion were almost enough alone to make me lose it. once we started missionary, I asked If we could go back to oral. I basically told her I like to go back and forth but wanted to make sure this was OK with her.
"Yes, of course, " she said, "whatever you like."
What a gal. what a country.
For the remainder of our session, I did her doggie on the corner of the bed and then would pull out, walk a few feet and enjoy oral while she looked up at me with those beautiful eyes. back and forth, and so on until i was close to coming.
Sensing this, Maria asked "do you want to cum in my mouth American boy?"
Oh my.
Normally I’d do just that but instead opted for a missionary finish so I could look into those sweet eyes and enjoy the view of her body with those ankles high in the sky. amazing.
5 min massage (we went over) and i was out the door.
And so ends my Berlin report. I highly recommend these brothels and providers to anyone who visits. with more time, I would have explored some of the other highly rated venues on this board. Next time.
Cheers
Brunskachel
04-09-06, 13:04
I have been to Das Blaue Haus last week; nice and clean place with Asian girls; good service; 80€ got me 30 mins w bbbj, dfk and various positions
http://www.dasblauehaus.rotlichtmodelle.de/home.html
Have fun
Angus Magee
04-09-06, 17:37
Very good report seattleduo. Well worth the wait ;-) I have never been to Tiffany's. I am surprised that you got a bit of attitude about the non-German speaking, or rather, because of it. On their web site Tiffany's seems to welcome and encourage newbies & tourists.
I really must get over to KD's one of these days. They have some nice ladies there it seems and Maya(or Mila) would be high on my list.
seattleduo
04-10-06, 02:34
Very good report seattleduo. Well worth the wait; -) I have never been to Tiffany's. I am surprised that you got a bit of attitude about the non-German speaking, or rather, because of it. On their web site Tiffany's seems to welcome and encourage newbies & tourists.
I really must get over to KD's one of these days. They have some nice ladies there it seems and Maya (or Mila) would be high on my list.Perhaps I put too much emphasis on the exchange at Tiffany's. May have been less about my lack of German and more about the fact that I failed to get the name of the woman I preferred.
Regardless, they absolutely were not rude. They did accommodate my need to see everyone again.
I do recommend tiffany's. At least if you can see vivian. They close early though (19 hr as I recall) so that can be inconvenient.
Thanks again for the tips along the way angus (and others). Very helpful.
Thanks seattleduo for a great report. I too am surprised by the linguistic problems at Tiffany, given their website as well as the generally positive attitude I have encountered in Berlin regarding Anglophones.
Language aside, your report is quite positive for Tiffany, which has convinced me to give them a shot when I visit sometime next month. I wonder, could you give us some info on what days of the week and times of the day you visited? When I was in Berlin last summer (when they were still at their old location), I visited on a Thursday afternoon at about 4pm, and there were only two or three girls in the line up, none of whom did it for me. I'm sure that was just bad luck, but if I am to try them again, I'd like to maximize my chances of finding someone I like. And besides, I've had my eye on Vivian for a while, I'd love to give her a run for her money.
Your reports on KD and VK are spot on too, sounds like the quality is not falling at either of these venerable institutions. Thanks again.
FIRST STOP: Tiffany, Ritterstr. 11. , www.zobel94.de/
Very nice report! Just a small thing: For the url, you can also use www.ritter11.de, which is their present street address. Easier to remember. ;)
seattleduo :
there is a mila in kd
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/1-sexy_girls/mila.htm
Angus Magee
04-10-06, 10:52
It seems that there are several ladies listed on the Deutsch KD site who are not listed on the English site.
Humm..interesting
who knows if ARTEMIS is open this sunday and monday 16-17/4/2006?
and also other places too??
thanks
DkFatBastard
04-10-06, 20:35
My second and third day in Berlin
After Friday nights slow start with a 2 hour escort, I had planned that Saturday should be a long trek to at least 3 bordelle in Berlin in the late afternoon / night. A trip inspired by the great reports by the mighty Kumbu.
But alas after several hours of sightseeing I wasn't feeling up to the task (yes I know rookie mistake to use energy on sightseeing!) So I opted for the lazy boys solution, I called Kamilla Dee's and had them send an escort for a 2 hour visit. This time they sent the one called Vivian on their website:
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/frames_e.htm
She was a nice woman in her mid-tweenties, very fit and a pleasure to talk to. But off course that wasn’t what I had in mind. Especially baring in mind last nights small “failure” of only gething one round of sex during a 2 hour visit. The sex went pretty much like the night before with a cbj and cowgirl action to finish. But I apparantly have to realise that I’m getting older. I wasn’t able to go again during the 2 hour visit.
The next day I had planned to use only for sightseeing, but after checkout at the hotel I had 6 hours to kill before my flight, so I decided to visit at least one bordelle before my departure. I could only remember the address to Kamilla-dee, yes that place again! I walked out to Wilmersdorf from Tiergarten in great weather. After having read other isg reports on how to find the place, it wasn’t difficult at all. I was buzzed in by the madam and got an explanation of the procedure.
That day only one girl was available, Stefanie,
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/frames_e.htm
a nice blond with a great body, tits helped a little, but what a figure! I chosen the 45 min session for 120 €. She showed me to the shower when that was available before and after the session. The walk after the session was particularly memorably for me, seeing this lovely naked blond with a great figure walking in front of me was a sight that I still remember with pleasure, not a bad way to spend a Sunday afternoon. The sex was the “usual” cbj and some misc & cowgirl action with a good and unhurried effort by Stefanie.
On the whole this my first mongering trip didn’t entail as much action as hoped for, but the quality was great. I’m definitely going to return to Berlin again, to try some of the other establishments mentioned by you guys and get some more mongering experience. Thanks a lot for all the great reports that were a source of inspiration for this trip.
Angus Magee
04-11-06, 03:01
Thanks for the report V52. It is great to see some visitors sharing their experiences here on the Berlin forum.
It sounds like you had a good time here. Next time might I recommend La Folie as an option. There you can have two half hour sessions and conversation for about 150 (a bit more if you buy a drink for the lady which is not mandatory but IMO recommended). I find it easier to go twice in a relatively short time (2-3 hrs) if with different ladies.
AM
I'm wondering if anybody has experience in Potsdam. I'll be based there for several days. I know it's easy to get to Berlin from there, but I won't get back to my hotel til late, and I wouldn't mind getting a taste of the locals. Literally! Ideally I'd like to get hold of a non-pro who wouldn't mind earning some extra Euros on the side tax-free. My German is pretty good, so I don't mind doing some legwork.
Thanks!
nice report Viking. I especially appreciate the details like day/time of your visit. It's good to see that the Berlin scene is still vibrant and exciting, I just hope the World Cup doesn't do an end to that.
But you raise an interesting point Viking - stamina. Usually when I am on a trip, it involves business, with whatever sexual escapades I can squeeze in on the side. This up-coming trip to Berlin (dates still to be determined) I am planning on really pulling out all the stops - three days, with three visits to different establishments on each day. I too am getting a little long in the tooth, so I have my doubts on whether the old poker will bear that sort of, ehem, punishment. Does anyone have any advise/thoughts on how to improve day-long stamina?
I'm not talking about getting it up under normal circumstances, but rather three times a day for multiple days in a row. I can imagine little kumbu getting pretty stubborn later in the day, especially after several days of this treatment. I am also not talking about artificial stimulation (Viagra and the like), as that tends to have an enhancing effect for the subsequent few hours, and then I am desensitized for several hours afterwards. I'm actually thinking of some sort of diet tips or any other advise that mongeres use when they are on such trips.
To give you an idea of what I am after, one such strategy I use is the careful administration of caffeine into my system. I am a huge coffee drinker, and so when I am on such a trip, I am very careful to manage my coffee in-take. The trick is to drink your coffee in the morning, and then time your next cup just before you come down off the caffeine high. You then time your third cup so as to cut-off THAT caffeine crash, and so forth. This is a very tricky procedure, as it requires careful timing, immense discipline, but also taking into account of the various strengths of caffeine beverages. And as soon as you introduce alcohol into the mix, all bets are off (so I am usually very sober on such trips).
If anyone has any advise, I would very much appreciate it. Feel free to PM me if you think it is not appropriate for this forum.
Kumbu,
I'm still a little confused how the coffee will help your performance?
BTW, Chinese like to eat rhino horns, bear paws, bear gall bladders, etc, to keep it up. People also say things strong in yang essence -- dog meat, sea cucumbers, buffalo penis -- should also help if you can't get rhino & bear parts.What I think of your comments is in your name!
CRAZY!
Indeed your a JIMMY
I would like to vist the trpical WOOD you have hidden your head in, has to be enourmous!
Does anyone have any advise/thoughts on how to improve day-long stamina?
I am also not talking about artificial stimulation (Viagra and the like), as that tends to have an enhancing effect for the subsequent few hours, and then I am desensitized for several hours afterwards. I'm actually thinking of some sort of diet tips or any other advise that mongeres use when they are on such trips.I know this sounds like a lot of work, but I've found a quick workout before a mongering session does wonders. It's worth the effort. Nothing huge, but something quick and intense to get the blood and sweat flowing, maybe a jog or swim. I'm about 5x more horny and "little Tubular" is more responsive and has way more endurance. Three sessions a day, Kumbu! Damn, that sounds like a blast. I wish my wallet could keep up with my dick like that.
who knows if ARTEMIS is open this sunday and monday 16-17/4/2006?
And also other places too?
ThanksThe most places open on sundays are open on these both days, the Artemis is for sure OPEN... for other places you check at best www.verkehrsberichte.de ... if you beg there for help, the english speakin' members help you with pleasure.
The Artemis is the biggest FKK-Club in Berlin, if you really bring it to the point, the only FKK-Club, all the others are not worth to call them FKK. Hey what I'm talkin' about there is no other FKK in Berlin, not like it's in Western Germany.
http://www.fkk-artemis.de/
Even I stay in Berlin for over 10 years, breaks in Africa and the States enclosed, I would prefer the more intimate so called "wohnungspuffs" like Kamilla Dee or Tiffany's, but there are much more then these both in this city. But that's another story.
I know this sounds like a lot of work, but I've found a quick workout before a mongering session does wonders. It's worth the effort. Nothing huge, but something quick and intense to get the blood and sweat flowing, maybe a jog or swim.
That's an interesting idea, Tubular. I agree that when the blood pumps like that there is an associated increase in sexual drive. I wonder, though, if that would sustain me across a full day of multiple encounters. It's something to think about...and practise. Thanks.
Three sessions a day, Kumbu! Damn, that sounds like a blast. I wish my wallet could keep up with my dick like that.
Well, I agree, this is a tall order, but it's gotta be done my friend. I was lucky enough to visit the beautiful city of Berlin last summer, and I've been thinking of all the missed opportunities all year long. Then this opportunity to return (for only three days) suddenly dropped into my lap, and so I have to take full advantage. I really don't know when the next time will be that I return to Berlin, so it's now or never. The only tricky thing is juggling my work committments and the REAL reason I'm in Berlin.
Even I stay in Berlin for over 10 years, breaks in Africa and the States enclosed, I would prefer the more intimate so called "wohnungspuffs" like Kamilla Dee or Tiffany's, but there are much more then these both in this city. But that's another story.
Agreed. And you use precisely the right word - intimate. What's more, the service (sexual and otherwise) in these establishments is just phenomenal, so it's well worth your time and effort. However, in defense of the philosophy of Artemis (and to a lesser degree, La Folie), the idea of dozens of available women wandering aimlessly through a huge area, just waiting to be plucked for a half hour encounter, for hours on end has an appeal too. A very different appeal, but to each his own.
who knows if ARTEMIS is open this sunday and monday 16-17/4/2006?
and also other places too??
thanks
Hey Percent, the Artemis website (http://www.fkk-artemis.de/front_content.php?idcat=21&idart=28&client=3&changelang=4) says that they are open 363 days a year. I figure Christmas must be one day off, which leaves only one other day to take off. So while I don't know the answer to your question, the mathematics dictate that they are open at least on Sunday or Monday (but not necessarily both days). Why not call them and ask? 030 / 800 444 0
The Artemis is open on 361 days a year.
The days they are closed are 24.12., 25.12, 31.12 and 01.01.
The Artemis is open on 361 days a year.
The days they are closed are 24.12., 25.12, 31.12 and 01.01.
thanks to both kumbu and Frisch for their help on this.
The Old Fat Man
04-26-06, 15:02
Had to try the place - I mean, who doesn't like watching loads of naked women walking around!
The place: seriously impressive; 5 floors or so, with the Lowest floor being a small lounge, cinema, gym, sauna, pool, turkish bath, etc - and with a bar down at the lounge end.
1st Floor, changing rooms and showers; lots of lockers. Big lounge and bar, another cinema, restaurant with a smallish but free buffet.
2nd floor and up, rooms for the evil act itself. no entry unless accompanied by a lady.
Outside - SOME parking, but not enough, I would suggest. The owners have put some serious money into Artemis, but the entrance is pretty well straight of a motorway access road, and its not so easy to find. For the size of the place the parking was full when I arrived, but the number of punters and available girls was hardly bursting at the seams.
The interior is well decorated in the usual sort of "fin-de-siecle-french brothel" style - and who could really complain about that. The ambience wouldn't really suit the minimalist approach.
The overall quantity and quality of ladies was low and average - which was a little dissapointing. Natalie is a very cute Ukranian blonde with bobbed hair. Accomplished in the room, but this is an FKK, and you are not going to meet the love of your life. Well up to standard, though.
Worth going to - but worth going back to?
Hi fellows, got a strange experience I'm curious to find out more about. After visiting one of the top bordellos in B, I sat down in the "lounge" for a post-smoke. I started a nice chat with the girls present, and one of the girls I previously turned down (in the line-up) seemed very keen on getting me out for a drink (she offered?!). She asked repeatedly, started giving me light kisses, and her hands tried touching me all the time. Not aggressive or even slightly impolite either. It was maybe half an hour before closing and obviously quite tempting, however my alarm bells started ringing for some kind of scam or other dangerous move so I politely had to turn it down.
My question to the more experienced of you would then be if you've met something similar, or what the hell could be her motiv?
It can't be the look, since I don't find myself that handsome, and I did NOT flash any particular dollar signs. I even "out-age" her with some 15 years as well.
Don't know what this beaviour may imply for the beauty, hence no dates or locations :-)
wbr U
Hi Uggabugga,
If you ever get into this situation again and feel tempted to go for it, follow these two rules:
1) Take charge of the situation, i.e. you decide where to drink, eat, dance or whatever you are going to do and
2) Keep her in the dark where you are going. Never tell her ahead of time. If you are going to take her to your hotel, don't tell her which hotel. If she asks, lie you ass off. Everthing should be a surprise. If she needs to make a phonecall after she learns of the destination, change the plan immediatly after her phonecall. If she then needs to make another phonecall, fuck her silly on the spot and get rid of her because she is setting you up for a nasty surprise
And then just keep in mind that most people are pretty decent so don't be to paranoid, just make the neccessary precautions
Chivaz
Thanks Chivaz, seem like a well founded advice I'll make sure adhering to in future. Must be pretty exhaustive to follow all her moves with the cell though.
With all the rules of "do's and don't" I've heard they normally have to follow in German bordellos, it also surprise me she quite openly tried to make some business within the business (if that was the case). Either way if if it's a guesture or a scam, I would guess the estabishment only got the downside for it's reputation.
wbr U
Has anyone been to Monrouge recently?
http://www.monrouge.de/home_en.html
It looks like a high-end establishment, but I wonder what the prices and the selection are like. It also looks like it's in a convenient location, right near Olivaerplatz.
Also, what about escort modelle?
http://www.escort-modelle.com/home.htm
A search on the board comes up empty. Any info on either of these places would be most appreciated. Thanks,
kumbu
I happened to see Kumbu's request for info and can relate what my experience with Escort modelle was. About 2 years ago I had to travel to Berlin on business (which doesn't happen nearly enough, unfortunately, as Berlin is on of the best destinations in Western Europe).
It was a Sunday evening and I ended up calling Escort modelle, who eventually sent me Elke (http://www.escort-modelle.com/elke.htm). She joined me in some fun for 1 hour at 100 Euro (plus 10 for taxi if I remember correctly). We had DFK, BBJ, FS.
She was a very nice personality, but 2 things disappointed me:
- Barely any tits
- She must have been around 40 and it showed in her face. The pictures are way too flattering.
Wish you success. Personally, I am tempted to try one of the Polish girls from
http://www.escort-modelle.com/elke.htm at my next visit (positive feedback on the German language forums). But with my luck, I will probably have to wait another month before I get a chance to come over.
Just read this on the internet: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,19040798-23109,00.html
Anyone know which brothel this is in, i will be in berling for the world cup.
I happened to see Kumbu's request for info and can relate what my experience with Escort modelle was. About 2 years ago I had to travel to Berlin on business (which doesn't happen nearly enough, unfortunately, as Berlin is on of the best destinations in Western Europe).
No argument there. That's why I am so stoked that I will be returning to Berlin. I just wish time would hurry along so I can get my ass over there...
She was a very nice personality, but 2 things disappointed me:
- Barely any tits
- She must have been around 40 and it showed in her face. The pictures are way too flattering.
Thanks Tompoes, I appreciate the info. I am still not sure if I will give them a try, but if/when I do, I will be sure to report whatever I learn. So far I am sure I will visit Artemis, and make return trips to Royal (how could I NOT?), Kamilla Dees, and La Folie. Right now I am trying to fit in a few more establishments, and my choices are Brigitta Duemichen, Liberty, Monrouge, Escort-Modellle, Playgirls, and van Kampen.
I'm still not sure when I exactly I will be in Berlin, nor for how long, so it isn't easy to schedule these things. But it's still fun thinking about it.
Angus Magee
05-06-06, 17:52
http://www.pinup-modelle.de/index2.html
after a couple of months of inactivity i went today for a session at la dolca vita i with the lovely patricia. while i agree with kumbu that royal, vc and kd are the top places in berlin, they are also kind of expensive for regular visits for me right now. ld i seems to do quite nicely as a poor man's subsitute.
i had seen patricia on the web site for some time now and had always been interested. but somehow she was never there when i arrived. i was starting to beleive that she was window dressing to get the punters in the door...
this afternoon i was proved wrong. i showed up at ld i shortly after 4:00 pm and was told to walk around the block as the girls were not ready (my german is finally improving to the point that i can understand these sorts of things-yeah)
ten mins. later i was again ringing the buzzer and this time the haus mutti ushered me in to the choosing room. there were three girls available and the obvious choice was, for me, patricia.
patricia is a young (the web site states 19-i would ad a couple, but only a couple, of years to this) woman from poland. she has a super beautiful slim body, small breasts and a nice tight ass. she also has a very pretty face with ee high cheek bones and flawless skin.
i went, as always, for the 20 min. ft option (bbbjcim). after washing me patricia went right to it, turning so that i could also enjoy her orally while she worked on my dick.
she has a really, really good technique this girl. it was one of those bj's that feel like you are dipping your cock in warm melted butter with just the right amount of pressure. first class.
after about 10 mins. of this she turned as she stated her neck was getting sore. i had her then kneel on the floor and continue the bj. after 5 or so mins. i was about ready. she was using various moves and to finish she used one of my favorites. i like to finish either deep in a girl's mouth, very few girls will do this, or as patricia did. she kept her mouth wide, using her hands on my shaft while rubbing the head on the tongue. when i came she kept her mouth open and i creamed all over her tongue, even managing to glaze her lips a little. very nice.
after the clean up i was on my way a happy, satisfied man.
would i repeat-in a flash. i am already saving for a return visit.
the only down side is, that upon asking patricia her working hours, it seems that she is not often there. so if you are interested in her i would phone ahead. seems that she lives in poland and comes to berlin to work. she mentioned that she would be off to poland tomorrow, to return in two weeks.
sorry kumbu i can be of no help to you with your requests as i have never used the services that you ask after. i have heard though, through the grapevine, that monrouge is a classy, but very expensive, place.
btw-has any one had any experience with the following young lady
http://www.stargirls-berlin.de/gallerie.html
she looks like fun.
Just read this on the internet: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,19040798-23109,00.html
Anyone know which brothel this is in, i will be in berling for the world cup.
It is Tiffany (http://www.ritter11.de)
Angus Magee
05-08-06, 03:32
It is Tiffany (http://www.ritter11.de)
I agree with Frisch. The place being talked about is Tiffany's. If you go to the web site there is an extensive newbie guide.
I only wonder though how they could tell that a man is a 'virgin'. If this article is legit I have a feeling that there will be a wave of 'virgins' heading on over to Tiffany's.
DkFatBastard
05-08-06, 21:18
After my succesful mongering trip to Berlin earlier this year I went there again last week. But this time I wanted to try something different.
I had seen adds for a number of escort agencies that had very reasonable offers of around 75 – 90 € per hour with possibilities for extras with an additional cost.
So I decided to give a couple of them a try.
On my first night in Berlin I called Call Girls Berlin and booked a 2 hour visit by Tanja with bbbj & cim as extras for a total cost of 220 €. Unfortunately a keycard was needed for the elevator at the hotel, but it went without any embarrasment, I am after a shy boy.
I think Tanja are a little older than the 26 years mentioned on the website (http://www.call-girls-berlin.de/gallerytanja.htm), but apart from stretchmarks on her stomach she was a nice looking blond with a good figure.
I made the mistake of not making clear to her that I had orded bbbj & cim as extras so I never got that. She did do a lot of licking with a handjob to finish me, but I actually never get a “real” bj
This time I managed to get a second round of some cowgirl and misc action and a light massage but even though Tanja put in a good effort, I was disappointed by no bj and a rather powerful “fishy” smell, so I decided to cut short the visit after an hour and 15 mins. All in all I don’t think I’ll try this agency or girl again. She seemed like she’s been in the business too long and should find something else to do or perhaps she just had a bad day. It is after all a tough job to have sex with fat bastards like me.
The next day I could get a room at my favorite hotel, so I moved hotels. And in the evening I called the Besuch24.de agency and booked a visit (1h) by Carmen for 75€. (http://www.besuch24.de/girl/Carmen.html) She arrived after an hour, but I have to say that She looked somewhat different than her pictures. A bit overweight that however only showed after she undressed. She was however a nice person and she did try to get me off by a long cbj and sex in different positions, but I just couldn’t finish. She just wan’t my type and I should have send her away, but I thought I would try it out, sometimes the less attractive girls do make a harder effort, or so I’ve heard.
So my little Berlin experiment didn’t turn out too good and although I probably was very unlucky, I have drawn the “surprising” conclusion that paying more money gets you better service. I think my future visits to Berlin will focus on the more etablished places like the ones Kamilla-dee, Van Kamp, Royal etc.
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I think my future visits to Berlin will focus on the more etablished places like the ones Kamilla-dee, Van Kamp, Royal etc.
"Kamilla-Dee" told me that the ladies use condoms systematically (so, No CIM) : I hope they keep this behavior for eveybody's safety.
Thanks very much for that report.
You didn't seem too convinced about the quality, but those are very good prices, if you can catch a good one. Could you put the links of the other agencies you found onto the forum?
Has anyone else had any recent experiences with escorts in this city?
I was in berlin for 10 days and here are my reports on Artemis http://www.fkk-artemis.de :
Day 1: 1st of all its very easy to get there as with sbahn you get of at Westkreuz and follow the sighns to Halenseestraße And when you get to Halenseestraße turn left and walk about 200 meters..When you get in the door the reception is nice and the ladys there who speak English always make sure they explain the situation very clearly to people who go for the first time. I payed 55 euro to get in and was asked if I wanted a robe.So I got my robe and a key for both a safe box a locker wich to put your clothes . It was my first time in fkk and I felt very comfortable as the space is huge and you feel like no one can notice you .The space was as described by the “old fat man” below. I was spotted by this Russian girl thin and beautiful 9/10 looks very nice and before I had a chance to look around she took me to the downstairs semi privat rooms . she was nice bbbj daty 30min 60 euro.Then I relaxed had a sauna ,a swim and relaxed.
Day 2 at Artemis I found a shy girl from Romania Tania in the bar having coffee . We talked for a while and then went for it. She was 8+/10 looks 9/10 performance. BBBJ – DATY age about 20 and absolutely recommended, she is always in the bar and never speaks first to you(she said) Nice smile and fun.
Day 3 I met in the bar area a German girl named Romy . Blond hair nice body , age about 30+ and fake tits. She gave me the right signals so I went with her to a room. It turned out to be very professional and I could say it took much of the joy out of it and especially as I watched her routine the next days with the next customers it was like seeing the same cassette over and over. But overall what do I expect?
Day 4 I met Almontina a French girl who we talked for about an hour in the bar and it was her first day there .And I was probably the first one she had. Small town girl goes out to make some money .(I wonder sometimes since its a small world , aren’t they afraid someone they know will walk in Artemis some day??) as she told me if her family found out they will die. Nice sweet 7-8/10 looks 7/10 performance age about 23.
Day 5 had met a bunch of guys and was part of a group and it was fun . Lots of girls came over and had laughs with us and hugged and kissed by their own . I chose an east German girl named Lilly with red hair and a nice attitude. And had a fun time (50 extra for cim) looks 7-8/10 performance 8-9/10 age about 21.
Day 6 I saw a girl that many times had talked to me the previus days and decided to go with her.Her name was Helene from the Baltic sea (Russia) and she was my worst experience . Had a nice body ,big tits and a smell of cigarette smoking I didn’t like. Sex was ok . She is small built 30-35 yo .We were over before 30 min was up and she started talking to me with great Interest .So far all ok as all the girls I was before all had some thing to say after sex and with all we stayed a bit extra. So we talked with Helena for about 15 min and went to the locker to pay. I gave her 60 and she said it 120 for 1 hour. So I was being robed as we were in the room 40-45 min and the 15 of them were because she was asking me things and philosophizing. She even said when I told her I was going shopping that she will come with me .And I spent some time making up excuses for her not to. I don’t know what she had in mind but I don’t want complications. Sex was 8/10 attitude was 5/10 . I would advice to avoid as she is a bit too experienced for me.
I gave her the 120 and left (i regret not telling the reception but i was really off to the airport so didnt want trouble at this time)
All these days of Artemis were nice and relaxed with nice sauna and swimming and lying down and talking to various girls. I remember being cornered by a huge German 1.80 girl with glasses and fat and I struggled to get out of that as she hugged and stroked my dick in the lounge. And in the hamam by a Romanian girl who was the most forward girl in the club. Also met the two Hungarians mentioned here before which one of them was the best girl in there but she was always with her girlfriend laying on the couches and never saw her either alone or coming from a room . And I really didn’t like her friend so I stayed away. But she was nice. I also had some food once and it was nice. (You can’t expect too much) But if you are hungry you will not starve. Most of the girls sleep in rooms they have above Artemis as most are from out of town. One girl told me they expect 700 people in that day. (Seems high) and most girls work for 10 days and back to home they go. I was pleased by Artemis and I will go back. I think 70 for entrance is too much. 50 would be better.
Angus Magee
05-10-06, 09:24
Thanks very much for that report.
You didn't seem too convinced about the quality, but those are very good prices, if you can catch a good one. Could you put the links of the other agencies you found onto the forum?
Has anyone else had any recent experiences with escorts in this city?
http://www.love-angels-berlin.de/indexflash_content.html
http://www.asoll.de/girls.htm
http://www.starescort.de/index.php?content=girls
Check the forum. I have reviews of both LoveAngels and Asoll from a few months back. Sara from Asoll seems to have moved to Starescort. She is a very fun girl from Hungary. Open minded and enthusiastic was how I found her to be.
However, perhaps this has changed some as the last time I saw her(a couple of months back)she could not do anal, which was standard service for her at the time-she enjoyed it very much, as some jerk the night befor had entered her forcefully before she was ready. That sort of experience can ruin a girl who genuinely enjoys her work, as I found with Sara.
I think that the outcall escort scene in Berlin leans towards the expensive (150+/hr.) services. There is just too much good talent available at the established incall apartments-KD, Royal,VC etc.
KD has an outcall service from some of the girls. Check the outcall (escort) section of their website. But as I say, it is not cheap.
The services of CallGirls and Besuche69 are very hit and miss. Yes they are cheap, but you may have to try a few girls before you find a gem. Most of the girls are, I fear, jaded pros who will hustle you. Giving the least amount of service as is possible.
You will find a collection of outcall escort sites here
http://www.rotlichtadressen.de/
under escort/agenteur
The services of CallGirls and Besuche69 are very hit and miss. Yes they are cheap, but you may have to try a few girls before you find a gem. Most of the girls are, I fear, jaded pros who will hustle you. Giving the least amount of service as is possible.
So I guess they are not worth it as you will be unsatisfied. I always say that it is better to pay something extra and have something to remember than to pay less and have a bad time.Ofcorse there is a limit to how much you can pay.The best way to go in Berlin is incall in my opinion (and many others).I will post some experiances I had in this trip with bars and other establishments later. Also fkk was not bad since you can choose before from many many live girls (not pictures with no face and retouched by photoshop).
Angus Magee
05-10-06, 16:51
So I guess they are not worth it as you will be unsatisfied. I always say that it is better to pay something extra and have something to remember than to pay less and have a bad time.Ofcorse there is a limit to how much you can pay.The best way to go in Berlin is incall in my opinion (and many others).I will post some experiances I had in this trip with bars and other establishments later. Also fkk was not bad since you can choose before from many many live girls (not pictures with no face and retouched by photoshop).
I think part of it is just putting in the hours to get the experience needed to make a wise choice. When I see a picture on a web site I know what to look for to judge if the girl will be close to how she is pictured. The girls on the Callgirls Berlin web site all look dodgy to me. And at that price they will be overworked and underpaid (from their perspective).
Also there is the danger factor. I spoke with Sara about her working conditions and the dangers involved. She showed me her can of mace and claimed to have used it several times in her time in Berlin. This puts a girl on edge and results in a less fun time for the customer.
The house girls have a great deal of safety and (as one girl told me) they always have the right to refuse to see a cutomer if the so chose. Better working conditions equal happier girls and a better experience for the customer-us.
I find in Berlin one does not need to spend a lot to have a good time. One just needs to spend wisely and take the time to do the research needed to find the girl that makes it work for you. There is plenty of variety here in Berlin. That is why I like the mongering scene here.
...So I was being robed as we were in the room 40-45 min and the 15 of them were because she was asking me things and philosophizing....
Hi Percent,
Nice report. Just a little clarification: She may have tricked you into overstaying, but she did not rob you. The pricing structure is pretty fixed in the FKKs and if you overstay the 30 minutes in the room, no matter what is happening inside, she is entitled to the full hour. That is not a robbery, it is how the rules are.
Having said that, the better girls will not pull the stunt of trying to extend the session, and may even warn you that time is up, specially if you have made it clear from the beginning that you are only going to stay with her for 30 minutes. Always have a watch and keep track of time in FKKs. Make sure she sees that you look at your watch as you enter the room. If she is talkative after sex and you are reaching the half hour mark, suggest you will continue the discussion outside the room if you are not willing to pay for her time doing so.
Chivaz
For me it’s the same thing Chivaz. As I said I was in a hurry to catch my plane as I had to go to my hotel and get my luggage and really tried to be nice to her and her stalling . I tried politely to cut the conversation short and she found a dozen subjects to talk about. When I was able to get out of one she opened another. So it was her intention to stall and that is robbery in my book. I am judging her as a provider and I am just saying that out of the 6 girls I went with (with all the others we went over the time limit and especially with Tania 15 minutes all having sex) Helena was the only one to ask for more money. She was also the only one who didn’t deserve it as she dragged me into conversations I didn’t want to have for a specific purpose.She also tried too hard in the midlle of having sex to sell stuff (like cim anal etc).This is not bad but if i didnt know it cost extra it would have come as a surprise to me at the lockers as she was saying "come in my mouth baby", but didnt say "its 50 extra cim.Lilly the red hair German the day before was sure to tell me 2 times to make sure I wanted this.
So conclusion: You can do better than Helena at Artemis.
DkFatBastard
05-10-06, 19:55
Hi Toscana,
I found all the agencies on the rotlichtadressen link that has already been provided by Angus Magee.
About the quality, I wasn't too happy with my choices, but it was only 2 escorts I tried out, so perhaps you could find a gem at one of these agencies. And offcourse YMMV applies in many parts of the mongering world.
Thanks very much for that report.
You didn't seem too convinced about the quality, but those are very good prices, if you can catch a good one. Could you put the links of the other agencies you found onto the forum?
Has anyone else had any recent experiences with escorts in this city?
DkFatBastard
05-10-06, 20:00
Hi Bobo,
I have tried Kamilla-Dee so I was aware of this and I totally respect this policy, and although I prefer bbbj it isn't a must for me. The attempt at getting CIM was to try it for the first time, just a little fantasy I wanted to live out. I'll guess that have to wait.
"Kamilla-Dee" told me that the ladies use condoms systematically (so, No CIM) : I hope they keep this behavior for eveybody's safety.
I tried politely to cut the conversation short and she found a dozen subjects to talk about. When I was able to get out of one she opened another. So it was her intention to stall and that is robbery in my book.
I think you are justified in your assessment Percent99, it sounds like Helena was indeed different from the others in how she operates. Thanks for the great report on Artemis, this board is beginning to stock up on a good amount of info on this new entrant to the Berlin scene.
By the way, the days you visited Artemis, were they six in a row? Did you notice any differences in terms of the quantity/quality of the providers in relation to the day of the week? In particular, how were Saturday/Sunday versus the other days? Also, what time of the day/night did you visit? Thanks again,
kumbu
Angus Magee
05-11-06, 04:48
Just to ad my 2 cents on the Helen thing being discussed, actually I would not be inclined to call it robbery. What this girl did was to hustle you, the classic up sell for which the profession is often named. It is what many of these girls do-but certainly not all of them as you have found out. And I realize that if I was the one who lost the money perhaps I would be calling it robbery.
In the end-you were taken and that never feels good.
I actually had an experience in Goldentime in Vienna where the girl, a young Romanian, was giving me bbbj and when I was close to finishing she looked up and said that she wanted me to cum in her mouth. Who was I to argue? So I released happily in her mouth...
Then when it came time to pay in a few mins. she announced that it would be 120 euros-double the 60 we had at first discussed
I actually protested this quite strongly and pointed out that she made no mention of the extra fee while my dick was in her mouth ready to explode. I was an fkk virgin at the time and I honestly, and probably naively, did not know that there would be an extra charge for cim.
After a couple of mins. arguing she relented and accepted the 60 euros I offered her. I think that often the girls rely on the fact that few guys want to argue in theses situations. I wonder what the management of Artimis would have said if you had brought the matter up with them.
I actually protested this quite strongly and pointed out that she made no mention of the extra fee while my dick was in her mouth ready to explode. I was an fkk virgin at the time and I honestly, and probably naively, did not know that there would be an extra charge for cim.
After a couple of mins. arguing she relented and accepted the 60 euros I offered her. I think that often the girls rely on the fact that few guys want to argue in theses situations. I wonder what the management of Artimis would have said if you had brought the matter up with them.
Sometimes even a good girl feels the need to make something extra (because her freind told her she made an extra 60 this way or because she just wants to try) .
For me its not a big deal . If I had resoned with her I think I had a big chance of not paying the extra 60 but as I said my mind was on my flight.
I think I would not even have to mention to the desk (which if you want to go back there is not a good idea cause next day half the girls will be looking at you funny).
Angus Magee
05-11-06, 07:32
Sometimes even a good girl feels the need to make something extra (because her freind told her she made an extra 60 this way or because she just wants to try) .
For me its not a big deal . If I had resoned with her I think I had a big chance of not paying the extra 60 but as I said my mind was on my flight.
I think I would not even have to mention to the desk (which if you want to go back there is not a good idea cause next day half the girls will be looking at you funny).
In the end I kind of admire your attitude here that it is simply not that improtant to argue over 60 euros. And the point about going back the next day is a good one.
In any case the most important thing is to let it go and look forward to good times.
Thanks for the report. I hope to visit Artimis one of these days.
I wonder what the management of Artimis would have said if you had brought the matter up with them.
I am pretty sure the management would have supported the girl Helena. The stay in the room was over 30 minutes. Punkt, aus! And if they were very good they would have followed up by warning her in private, that they didn't expect a repeat of this sort of conflict. The management generally know very well, who the bad girls are and who the reliable girls are.
Chivaz's advice is spot on. We have to keep control. You simply stand up, take your towel and march out to pay. That said, it is indeed a shame that percent99 was treated like that. But in the large majority of cases, he won't be.
I also had a chance to check out some other establishments:
1.Club-Sun Nachtclub - Schönhauser Allee 26 - 10435 Berlin (Prenzlauer Berg) http://www.club-sun.de/index.htm near lamano The club Sun. was a dump dirty with 2 girls bad fat and old and shity rooms
2.Chateau http://www.bordellberlin.de.be/ This was a very very very small bar. You can never imagine this from their website . All the bar area was about 30 sq meters 5 bar stools and 5 chairs 1 couch, Girls were 5 (one was in the bar) so its like everybody is hanging out with everybody mo-fr 12.00-5.00 sa so 2200-500 U-Bahnhof Richard Wagner Platz (U7) 10eu entrance (or first drink) room 160€ per hour30 min = 80,-€. Champaign 20 €/glass or 90€ for bottle (7 glass)
I had a bottle and hung out for 1-2 hours and desided I would go elswere for sex as the only girl who spoke desent English (and I was stuck with her ) I wasn’t too attracted to her. She was 6/10 The rest were 8/10 -9/10 -7.5/10- 6.5/10(bar girl)
3.Club Chiquita-bar Old - Moabit 54 21.00 - 05.00 10555 Berlin http://www.chiquita.rotlichtmodelle.de they were a bit old and fat for me 50e/30min drink was 5-10euro
4.Tiffany: Ritterstraße 11 http://www.zobel-94.de 4 min. walkfrom Moritzplatz (u 8) Only 6 min. footpath from prinzenstrasse (u 1) The bus 140 goes almost to the door.Mon-sat 10.00-19.00 40 min-80 Euro 60’ -120e Went there at 17.00 but no answer
5.1001 NACHT http://www.club-1001-nacht.de Bleibtreustraße 29-30 10707 Berlin-Charlottenburg Phone: 030 8838914 Mo-Sa 21:00 - 05:00They asked for 30 euro to get in the bar area and I left .(who knows if the girls are worth it and what they will ask next ) maybe some other time .
6.bei Charlotte Sophie-Charlotten-Strasse 35. Charlotenburg http://www.bei-charlotte.de/ 12.00-06.00
30min 40euro 60 min 80euro Had Lavinia a Romanian girl 8/10 20yo sweet (the other girl was 4/10a) She confessed that she is working there elegal until she can get a fake marriage with a german .This got me to think if she was ever checked by a doctor and when she took her clothes off the dead fish smell had me all un intreastead .
7. http://www.frenchkiss23.de/home.html BAR Berlin - Wedding, Martin-Opitz-Str.23, supposed to be 24/h open and it was at 17.00 but no girls were there . so whats the use of being open?
And also 2 I forgot but limited info I am afraid.
8.Club Liaison Rabbestr. 1 Berlin-Prenzlauer Berg http://www.club-liaison.de Nachtclub Mo - Sa 21 - 5 http://www.club-liaison.de/seite2.htm looked ok (the girls seemed above 7/10 ) but I left anyway without asking the price.(sorry)
9.Bar madame (bei Bella) Metzerstraße 2 Berlin-Prenzlauer Berg http://www.club-madam.de 1h -100euros 25euro piccolo checked it out and left
Angus Magee
05-12-06, 09:33
Thanks for the great research percent99. It seems like you really covered some distance. I have often wondered about the Chateau place as the web site has some nice girls.
This link should take you to pictures of some of the Chateau girls:
http://212.202.240.146/rotlichtadresse/w-chateau-bar/index.html
click on 'Hier Gehts Rein' and then Party Girls. Maria/Carmen looks fine IMO.
As for bars, I think I will stick to La Folie as I have never been disappointed there in the past. But it is good to have your experience here on the board.
I have to say about Chateau http://212.202.240.146/rotlichtadresse/w-chateau-bar/index.html since some people pm asking about this that I definitely would recommend for the relaxed atmosphere and especially if you go there with a friend or 2 (not more). Prices are 80for 30min in room and 10 for your Drink 20 for the lady. Total of 110 actually for about an hour with the girl. 30min in the room and 30? In the bar.
1st of all Dana is one Girl German I recognize from the link Angus Magee posted and seems to work better than the one I had .(thanks ).She is the one that spoke very good English .She also has her own (non )business !! As you see in pic 3 they have a light and when I came in a girl’s underwear and a prophylactic (blown like a balloon) was hanging from the light. Turns out it was hers and later Maria (18yo very nice slim girl) asked her why she did that and Dana answered “why not?” This should give you an idea of the fun you can have there if the mood is ok.
In the pic attached of the bar you can see the size of the bar 25 sq meters? and the bar on the mirror at the back.
2nd I recognize Chrissy who was sitting with another guy but next to me in the bar with our backs to each other but a lot of times we had laughs together , touched and made humor with each other(she looks like the pics no better no worse I rated her as 7.5/10 in my post).
I am not sure the pic at the site is of Maria or Carmen but Maria is slim and dark haired girl like this one rated her as 8+/10 and the other girl I saw a Portugese girl (born in Germany also)that was a 9/10 I think . Maria and this girl spoke no English.
I regret not having one of these 2 girls (sweet as candy they were) but I was of to see more places that night and Dana had me all cornered and couldnt break her tackle.
Also I forgot to mention that I went to Psssst bar after this and it really stunk as the girls were much fewer than the guys 10guys 4 girls and not one was over 6/10.
So I regretted it twice after that miss but there was always Artemis so all was ok.
Vicky : no Frenchkisses, professionnal
Laura : no Frenchkisses, professionnal , beautiful face and butt, clit "closed" by a piercing as her "Forbidden City"
Nicoletta : new lady (not mentionned on the website www.kamilla-dee.com yet) , no Frenchkiss
Heidi : private meeting called "escort" (200 for the first hour, normal price (80 /30 minutes) - see previous posts ); Frenchkisses , agreed to "make love".
Nathalie : no Frenchkisses, good massage
Amelie : no Frenchkisses anymore (see previous post) but still provides lovely body kisses and lickings !!! Still cute (see previous post). I mentionned in my previous post that she was not on the website but the reality is that the English and German versions are different : Amelie can be seen on the German version - personnally, I find that she is younger and cuter than we can imagine from her pictures on the website.
Dark Diggler
05-27-06, 19:30
I arrived in Berlin today and checked into my hotel near the Tiergarten. After reading the reports in this thread I had decided that Kamilla Dee, Van Kampen, La Dolce Vita, Royal and Tiffany's were my scene.
So, I went to Kamilla Dee first (33 Blissestrasse; I took the U9 to Berliner Str) and, after some slight confusion finding the place, pressed the buzzer a few times but got no response. So I left.
Van Kampen is quite close by, so I walked over there and found it easily (23a Mecklenburgische Str). I was introduced to four girls, all around 6-7/10 in my world, and chose Tina (http://www.vankampenberlin.de/tina.html). She is prettier than she appears in the photos. She had a nice attitude and gave good service, with a convincing appearance of actually enjoying herself. She is a native Berliner and speaks adequate English for small talk. I would go to her again, if I was the sort of guy who did that ;-) 50 Euro for 20 minutes. I asked about BBJ, DFK and CIM, but the madame told me that none of the girls there did any of that.
Went back to my hotel, and found out that Royal was about to close in an hour or so. Based on the reccomendations of this forum, and the fact that Royal is not open tomorrow, I decided to rush on down for a look. I "madame" was a gorgeous young girl who spoke adequate English to establish that all four of the girls that I was introduced to did not do the extras that I was interested in. So I passed, but since the girls were at least as good looking as those at Van Kampen, and the Royal appears to be a very nice place, I plan to go back on Monday.
Went back to my hotel again and became horny again. Decided to check out Tiffany's. Took the U9 and then the U1 to Prinzenstrasse, and walked to Tiffany's (about five minutes, 11 Ritterstrasse). Was introduced to six or so girls at least at good looking as the ones I had seen already, and established that Tiffany's is another well-appointed establishment. Chose Victoria (http://www.ritter11.de/pics/start_up/viktoria.html). She spoke no English, and as my German is very bad, we had a few communication issues, but nothing that interfered with the performance. I enquired about extras (they are listed on a price list at Tiffany's) but was told Viktoria did not do them. But she is a very cute and sweet girl, so I went ahead and had a great time. 40 Euros for 20 minutes, and a 10/10 performance and attitude. A really nice girl.
Back to the hotel, shagged. (ha-ha.) Headed to bed almost immediately, pausing only to report this.
Summary: Van Kampen, Royal and Tiffany's are All Good, in my book at least.
Hi there. I am due to be in Berlin during the World Cup and will be checking out the street scene. Thanks to all the guys who have reported about this end of the market.
However, my german is pretty much non-existent and I was hoping someone could translate the following phrases -
How much is it?
Do you do anal?
" " BBBJ?
Suck balls?
Lick arse?
Facials?
Do you receive DATY, tit-sucking, fingering?
Can we go to my hotel?
Do you have a room?
Can I take video footage?
Needless to say a full report will ensue on my return. Thanks in advance,
Donnylad
Dark Diggler
05-29-06, 19:28
Today I visited Kamilla Dee, La Dolce Vita and The Chateau.
Kamilla Dee is a very nice place with a selection of ladies that I would rate around 6 or 7, meaning that if I was pretty horny I would have taken them. But I wasn't so horny, due to the fact that I was suffering from food poisoning! :-(
I asked if any of the ladies did Franzosische pur/total and was told no. The aim for today was to explore that possibility, so I left. If I had not been fixated on those extras I probably would have taken at least one of the girls available.
Next, La Dolce Vita. This place seems like a step down from KD's, Van Kampen, Royal and Tiffany's, both in terms of the quality of the establishment and the good-lookingness of the ladies. There were three available, and all of the were 4/5 in my book, meaning I would only take them if I was totally desparate. But this was an unusual circumstance: they all offered FP/FT at no extra cost! The cost was 40 Euro for 20 minutes, IIRC.
So I took Bianca, a dark-comlexioned girl with long (fake, I learned later) black hair and large (fake, I learned later) breasts. What a mistake! Her BJ technique was the worst I have ever experienced in a long mongering career. My dick was never more than 1.5cm into her mouth, and she was using her hand as much or more than her mouth. She applied such light pressure to my dick that I could hardly feel it. Then, even worse, after only a few minutes of this she wanted to slap a condom on and start fucking! I declined and asked for more, but never received any better, just more of the same. Oh well, at least I got off, eventually.
Verdict: Avoid Bianca. Maybe even avoid La Dolce Vita, if your tastes seem similar to mine.
Later that day I visited the Chateau. This is a slightly different deal. In La Dolce Vita, KD, VC, Tiffany's and Royal you are shown to a room, and the girls come in and introduce themselves. The Chateau, however, is a very small bar (four or five seats around the bar and a couple more around the room), and a small stage with a striptease pole. It works like this: a drink is 10 Euro. A drink for a lady starts at 20 Euro. Fifteen minutes in a room is 40 Euro. FP/FT is 20 Euro. You chat to the ladies, if you are interested in one you buy her a drink. After a while she offers to show you the rooms upstairs (there are two, AFAIK) and when you are in the room she explains the prices.
I chose a German girl who was on the chubby side but had great breasts and a nice personality. (There was only one other girl on duty at that time, I would have gone with her also.) Great, I thought. But get this: I get almost the same treatment as from Bianca! The only difference was that she took her dick in my mouth a further 5mm or so, and used a slightly less mechanical technique. But she was cuter and had a much better attitude than Bianca, so I enjoyed it a bit more. But I paid more than twice as much as with Bianca!
Summary: I can only conclude that if you are a BBBJ kind of a guy, you will probably be disappointed. Maybe if you go for a non-quickie type session things will be different, but I doubt it. Has anyone else had a different experience?
I can put this another way:
Where in Berlin do you go for a REALLY GOOD BBJ? (Preferably spending less than 150 Euro or so?)
Angus Magee
05-30-06, 15:50
Where in Berlin do you go for a REALLY GOOD BBJ? (Preferably spending less than 150 Euro or so?)
Thanks for the report DD. Sorry that you had a hard time at La Dolce Vita I. I find that with all those places in Neuköln one has to be selective in one's choice. It is okay to walk if no one appeals to you when you visit. I have tried, I think, four ladies from LD I and been disappointed only once, with Claudia. Patricia and Lea both were very good to me. Goldie as well, but she is no longer listed on the web site. Check my reviews on both Lea and Patricia for details. As always, YMMV.
From Royal I can recommend Jolina http://www.royalgirl.de/flash/start.php
I posted a review of her here last summer. The only drawback was that Royal puts a hefty price on extras. I believe that my session with Jolina cost about 150 euros, though it was for and hour and included multiple releases.
This is why I like LD I, as at 40 euros for 20 min FT I can handle a not so good bj. As they say, a bj is like a pizza-even a bad one can be pretty good. I have repeated several times with Lea and each time gets a little better and now she takes me quite deep.
You could also try Salon Prestige http://www.top-prestige.de/index2.htm
or Agentur Liberty http://www.libertyberlin.de/index_2.html
both sites have girls who provide FT for less than 150 euros. I have not personally been to either of these places but I hear they are quite good.
Good Luck on your search and a report from either of the above mentioned places would be very welcomed here on the Berlin forum.
Ok, here we go with another round of insane reports. I just got back from three days of wild orgy in the wonderful city of Berlin. Over the next few weeks I will post long, detailed (perhaps overly-detailed) reports. But because that takes so much time, I am posting a summary below of the most important facts. I know many of you are intending on being there for the world cup, so if you are in need of more info in the next few days (before my full reports begin to surface), feel free to PM me.
I arrived in Berlin on Sunday evening, and left on Wednesday afternoon, so there wasn’t much time. But as you can see, I made the most of my approximately 70 hours in Berlin. In total, I made it with 10 women, visited Artemis, Royal, KD and Brigitta Duemichen (I also bailed on Penthouse girls and KD, for different reasons). What a fucking blast.
*Day 1, Sunday*
Artemis, Arrived at 8pm, left at midnight. E55 Entrance, E60 per 30 minutes per girl, plus extras.
1. Zina (Xena), German brunette, 5’ 6“, nice ass, stretched boobs, E60 + E100 for anal, PSE. Lots of DFK, CBJ, Anal. Recommended, although be careful – she’s a real business woman.
2. Maya, E60, Polish blonde, petite, tight body, great ass. CBJ, FS, doggie. Recommended.
*Day 2, Monday*
3. Royal, Arrived 10:45am, 4 girl line-up, chose Silvia
E80 (+20 tip) for 40 minutes
Silvia, German blonde, large, lovely ass, smallish tits (but still nice)
Lots of DATY, rimming, 69, multiple positions, highly recommended.
Next, Artemis, arrived at 3pm (not recommended). Entrance E55, and each session below was E60.
4. Cara, Italian brunette, very pushy, aggressive, early-30s, a little overweight.
Very positive attitude in the room, very energetic, pro-active CBJ and FS, multiple positions. Nice attitude, but not really recommended (see later report for details).
5. Nellie, Turkish brunette, 5’5” fantastic legs and ass, great tits, mesmerizing eyes, fantastic English, great attitude.
BBBJ (no CIM), FS in multiple positions, and much more is possible (although I did not partake). Highly recommended.
6. Carolina, Polish blonde, 5’5”, slim, but a phenomenally smooth and soft skin, nice ass. BBBJ (no CIM), FS multiple positions, great attitude, recommended.
*Day 3, Tuesday*
Penthouse girls (Playgirls)
Entered, got a bad attitude, bailed.
Brigitta Duemichen, arrived at 11am, 5 girl line up, E80 for 40 minutes. A lot was on offer, but I chose the basics.
7. Angela, Russian blonde, Awesome ass, slim legs, nice tits, beautiful, sophisticated, caring, lovely woman. Age: 31, but in fantastic shape and certainly doesn’t show her age. BBBJ, DATY, rimming, 69, no DFK, would (and did) repeat.
Kamilla La Dee, arrived at 3pm, three girl line-up, no one worth my effort, bailed.
Artemis, arrived 8pm, departed at 2am.
8. Mia, Lithuania brunette, tall, striking, gorgeous, model-type. Legs and an ass that are unparalleled, this was certainly worth the trip by itself. GFE, DFK, CBJ, FS in multiple positions, great attitude and fantastic body. Highly recommended.
9. Ola (short for Alexandra, don’t ask), Polish blonde, phenomenal ass (like you just won believe), 5’7”, long, strong legs, freckles, sharp wits, great personality, fun to be with, and even more fun to fuck. CBJ, FS in multiple positions, she gave me a real pounding – I mean she literally pounded me like there was no tomorrow. Highly recommended.
*Day 4, Wednesday*
10. Brigitta Duemichen, Angela, E155 for 1 hour, same as previous day, except longer and better.
In summary:
Royal
- Silvia, German blonde, nice ass, highly recommended. E80 + tip, total: E100
Brigitta Duemichen
- Angela, Russian blonde, great ass, highly recommended. E80 + tip, total: E100
Artemis
- Zina, German brunette, anal, PSE, recommended, E60 + E100, total: E160
- Maya, Polish blonde, recommended, E60
- Cara, Italian brunette, not recommended, E60
- Nellie, Turkish brunette, highly recommended, E120 (60 minutes)
- Carolina, Polish blonde, recommended, E60
- Mia, Lithuanian brunette, highly recommended, E120 (60 minutes)
- Ola, Polish blonde, highly recommended, E60
Penthouse girls
- bailed after a bad vibe
KD
- bailed after a poor line-up, but this was because of the 3pm time. From past experience, this place is very worth your time.
Given how fucking weak the dollar is, I feel aggrieved, but it was worth every single Euro. So in total I spent E1160 over 10 girls, for a very respectable E116 per session. As I said, more details of each experience are on their way. I took copious notes, which I am compiling right now into a narrative, which I hope to present to you all over the next few weeks. I will post the Artemis reports in the FKK forum, but the Royal, Penthouse girls, and Brigitta Duemichen reports in this forum.
Kumbu
Angus Magee
05-31-06, 07:08
Thanks Kumbu, you are the man!!!
I look forward to the details with baited breath. All I can say right now is that you really must be eating your Wheaties.
ok, this report is just setting the scene – no reports on sex just yet. in the next report, i will describe what happened with zina and maya on sunday night at artemis. so if you are not interested in descriptions of artemis (the location, the building, the set-up, etc.), then just don’t read this report.
let me first say that i have never done anything quite as crazy as this. i felt like a man out of his mind, living a life of insane and extreme depravity. it was not really my kind of mongering experience at all, but it was nonetheless one hell of an experience. i hope to share some of the beauty, debauchery, confusion and utter exhilaration with you over the next few weeks.
so i’ve decided to post everything here in the berlin forum, even though a large portion of my posts refer to artemis. there are several reasons for this (including coherence, convenience, and some weird loyalty to this portion of the forum…), but i hope it wont cause any problems for anyone. i will post a message in the fkk forum directing people to these posts here.
before going any further, let me thank those that helped me out during my preparations for this fantastic 3 day ordeal: many thanks to angus magee, percent99, frisch, chivaz, and the many others with whom i have been pming. your input has been much appreciated, and i hope my posts will in some way pay you back for your generosity.
my adventure began many months before i left for the wonderful city of berlin. i realized that i would be in berlin for a very short period of time, and that this is probably the last time i go there for at least another two or three years. so i wanted to make the very most of my time there. and of course as the years catch up with you, the tooth grows longer, the wrinkles creep in around your eyes, the hair begins to grow in your ears, and the morning pain in the back becomes more a routine than anomaly. but the most noticeable decline occurs between the legs. i’ve noticed over the last few years that i can’t really stand to attention at will, and when i do on multiple occasions, it takes much more effort than before. so i was concerned that all my planning and plotting for a wild three nights of debauchery would end up in a whimperous flop, unless i prepared myself mentally and physically.
so i put out a call for information to this board – how does one maintain stamina for multiple ejaculations per day over several days? several people responded, and the answers included a variety of suggestions such as (i) keep hydrated, (ii) eat lot of fruits and vegetables, (iii) take tablet supplements, (iv) deep breathing, (v) yoga in the morning, (vi) tantric meditation, (vii) viagra/levitra/cyalis, (viii) crystal meth, and (ix) other worse things. here’s what i did, and it seems to have paid off big time.
first, starting a full three months before i left, i increased my intake of walnuts and hazelnuts. i ate at least one handful of these nuts each per day, as they contain various very useful elements that aid in sexual stamina. i also started taking l-arginine supplements, starting out with just one 500mg tablet a day, slowly ramping up to four 500 mg tablets per day. i have always practiced morning meditations, so i continued this, but i increased the duration from 30 minutes to 45 minutes. i began eating fruit of various kinds four times a day, in a very regimented fashion. i also went all out for the celery – i read somewhere that this aids in sexual stamina. i went to my doctor and cried impotence and got a prescription for levitra. he gave me five 20mg tablets, which i split into 20 5mg portions. i gave the crystal meth a skip – that ain’t my scene. so as you can see, i went all out, as i wanted to really make the most of my 70 hours in berlin. now, truth be told, i actually doubt any of this really made any difference (except the levitra, see below). it all made me feel stronger and more virile, but that may have been a placebo effect. the l-arginine supplements definitely made little kumbu more active – i could feel the blood coursing through my nether region, but again, i’m not sure how much of this was mental. but that’s neither here nor there – it made me feel like i could do anything i wanted, and i think when it comes right down to it, the mental aspect of this was much more important than the physical.
during my preparations and research, i had to decide what my schedule would look like while in berlin. i had been there just one year earlier, so i had a pretty good idea of what the good places to visit are (royal, kd, etc.). so i definitely wanted to re-visit some of these world-class establishments that berlin has to offer. however, i didn’t want to stick to the tried and tested, so i had to decide on a range of alternative places. top of my to-do list was artemis. i’ve heard so much about this place, but read relatively little, so i decided it is time for a serious investigation. additionally, i made a list of several other places that i would like to try, unfortunately, i didn’t get to try the range of establishments that i anticipated, but this is because i got completely swept up in the intoxication that is artemis. but i did experiment a little, so that’s good news.
i began my trip on a friday morning, departing the west coast of the usa for a trip to new york, connecting to heathrow, connecting to berlin (long, long trip…bad, bad secretary who made the reservations). i actually had some business to take care of in new york, so i spent a day there, and came right back to the airport and caught my flight to europe. so in end, i was literally traveling from friday morning through to sunday evening without a night in a hotel. so needless to say when i got into berlin i was absolutely shattered. i was meeting up with an old high school friend who was also in berlin for business. i tried to get him to accompany me on some of these escapades, but nothing doing. so i was the lone ranger again on my travels. we had reserved a cheap hotel in charlottenburg right next to the s-bahn station (and wilmersdorfer u-bahn station), and this was absolutely the best move i could have made. while the hotel was pretty crappy, the location was the most convenient you could imagine. there are loads of hotels in this area, so if you plan to do something like this, i highly recommend something in this area.
i got into the hotel on a sunday night at 5pm, absolutely dog tired. i was thinking to myself that i would sleep the night and arise refreshed the next morning for a full day of crazy-ass sex. but as soon as i got out of the shower, i felt the twinge between the legs, and the months of planning and fantasizing came back to me in a rush. so i frantically put some clothes on, shaved (yes, i am courteous to the ladies in that way), grabbed my little cheat notes (including maps, directions, suggestions for girls, etc.) and scampered down the stairs and out onto the street, leaving my bemused friend back in the hotel room by himself. the street was quite empty on a sunday afternoon, but everyone that passed seemed to look at me with an expression of suspicion, as if they knew exactly where my dick was going to be in an hour or two. i smiled at that thought.
on sunday night, not many establishments are open, and i decided to make a bee-line for artemis. pming with members of this forum revealed that sunday is probably not the best day to visit artemis, but after my few days in berlin, i discovered that sunday is not a bad day at all to visit. in fact, several of the girls told me that the worst day at artemis is monday, followed by tuesday. as best as i could determine, the girls seemed to think that the order of busyness at artemis is as follows:
saturday (busiest)>friday>thursday>wed/sun>tuesday>monday (least busy)
now, this means that on saturday, there are the most men around so the women get the most business, while on monday, there are many fewer men around, and so the women get less business. i thought to myself that monday would be the best for men, because this means the ratio of men:women was at its lowest, but this is not true. because women know that business will be slow on monday, many women don’t come on the slow days. so i actually don’t think it makes much of a difference which day you go – i think you will have a great time no matter what.
so i took the s-bahn one stop over from sophie-charlottenburg to westkreuz, and as percent99 said, it is really easy to get from there to artemis. you first have to find your way out of the s-bahn station, which is not that easy. but once you do, you follow the street out to halensee (a big six lane motor way), and turn left and walk down the hill. you walk across the train tracks and immediately after that you turn left into the parking lot of artemis.
my first impression of the building was that it looked just like a hotel ibis i had stayed at once in amsterdam. it was just as big and it had the same kind of external décor. the building is a big, multi-floor, grey building with lots of windows (all with closed curtains), and a large neon sign at the top boldly proclaiming “artemis: saunaclub, fitness and wellness center” (or something like that). i laughed when i saw this – god love the germans for having such a great euphemism as “wellness” to mean “unlimited wild sex”. the parking lot had many cars in it (perhaps 15-20), but there was several empty spots too.
so there i was, standing on this very busy street with lots of cars passing by, looking straight at the biggest brothel i had ever laid eyes on. i felt awkwardly self-conscious, even though i knew that no one in the cars passing by knew me, nor did they care that i was about to have my brains fucked out of me. but still, it’s a little weird for sex to be so out in the open, especially coming from the fundamentalist nation of america. so i tentatively started my walk towards the main door. as i approached, i noticed a naked woman looking out of the window at me. i couldn’t see too much, but i could tell she was not caucasian, probably of turkish or arab descent. she had medium-length, dark brown hair with streaks in it, and she looked a little…large…but attractive nonetheless. as i got closer, she turned and walked away, letting the curtain close behind her. hmm.
as i approached the door, it buzzed and i opened it to find myself in the lobby. to the left are some stairs leading to a landing where there are hundreds of small safe boxes. to the right are a couple of doors, one of which is open and you can see hundreds of hanging, yellow bathrobes. and directly in front of you is a very well appointed curving marble reception desk, behind which are two attractive (middle-aged) german women. one of them starts to talk in german, and i look very confused, and she immediately switches into english, asking “is this your first time here?” i said yes, and she proceeded to tell me the rules in perfect unbroken english.
- e55 for entrance
- e60 for 30 minutes with the ladies
- each 30 minutes includes covered blow job and full sex
- any additional services are to be negotiated with the lady directly.
- your e55 entrance fee covers the bathrobe, as many towels as you like, the use of a safety box and a locker, unlimited non-alcoholic drinks, and as much food as you like. it also includes full use of all their “wellness” facilities, including sauna, gym, jacuzzi, pool, massage, sex kino, etc.
so after this 3 minute speech, the other woman says to me “so, do you think you would like to try this service?”, and she smiles coyly. hmm, let me think…
so i pulled out my wad of money, paid the entrance, and she told me to hold out my hand. she took a strip of red plastic, and attached it to my wrist and said that when i leave she will remove it. i guess this is proof of payment. she gave me a key, and told me that the key opens both the safety deposit box in the front, as well as the locker in the changing room. i should keep all my money and valuables in the safety box, and not in the locker, as the girls and cleaners have full access to the lockers. also, after sex, the girls will come down with you to the safety boxes to receive payment. she gave me a robe, and grabbed my arm and says to me “now, enjoy yourself, ok?” man oh man, i love this country!
so i walk up the three steps to the landing, find my safety box and put my money and wallet into the box. i then walked into the changing room and took a look around. to the left as you enter are a couple of sinks to wash hands, the toilets and the shower room. to your right is a huge rack of slippers of varying sizes. these are disinfected in some liquid daily, and arranged by european shoe size. i had to try a couple before i found my size, with the help of the middle-aged female attendant. behind that are hundreds of lockers, where you stash your clothes and shoes. so i changed into the robe, put on my slippers, and walked out into the club proper and decided to do a little walk about first.
the building is huge. there are four floors, three of which are open to the public (the top floor is where the women sleep). the floors are connected by a large spiral staircase in the middle of the building, as well as a side staircase (which i never used). the showers and lockers are on the ground floor, with two floors above this and one floor below it. on the other side of the staircase from the changing rooms is the main bar and lounge area. as you enter, there is a bar in the right-center of the room with something like 30 stools around it. on the right of the bar along the wall are a series of couches and lounge areas. on the left as you enter are more couches, and behind them on the left is a raised area with a series of semi-secluded make-out areas. there is a general turkish motif in that there are large drapes drawing down in a very middle-eastern fashion, and throughout the building are references to turkish cultural institutions (e.g., the sauna area is called hamam – turkish bath). the room is kind of dark, but light enough to see enough of the girls. the room extends a long way back with couches and lounging areas a good 20 meters (60 feet) back. in the back left corner is the first sex kino, which has a series of terraced, flat, cushioned viewing benches. in the back right on the main room is a door leading to the eating area, and this is only open when food is being served. when i entered the main bar area there were four or five women and about the same number of men just hanging out looking very bored. i walked around the bar, with all eyes squarely on me, and back out the way i came in. it felt very weird, but i later found that this is really nothing to worry about.
so i walked back to the staircase and decided to go up stairs. but as i was halfway up the staircase, i saw a sign that said the third floor is only for men accompanying women to a room. so i figured this is where you go to get it on. so i walked down stairs. at the bottom of the stairwell is a little lounge area, and to the right is the second sex kino. further down the hallway is a gym with weight machines and exercise equipment. to my surprise, there were several guys in there working out. back at the bottom of the staircase, through the doors on the left is the pool, jacuzzi, sauna and massage areas. there were several men here swimming in the pool and a couple showering in the open showers to the left. as i walked in i looked into the sauna and there was a german guy with his dick hanging real low in the hot humid sauna. in the next room (massage room) there was a guy lying face-down on a bench having his backed worked by some other guy. this seemed oddly homosexual to me because the guy was naked and his ass was all i could see. but homosexuality doesn’t bother me, and if this was their thing, more power to them. i later found out that the massage room is manned by two guys who charge e30 per half hour, and apparently they are really good at what they do. i never did partake in that pleasure – i was here for a whole different kind of pleasure.
on the other side of the pool is another bar area, but it seemed a little cozy and small, and right now i felt like being a little anonymous and unnoticed. nonetheless, i decided to sit down and observe for a minute. as i sat down and looked around, i quite incidentally made eye contact with a woman lying on the couch on the other side of the bar, and she did the little double eye-brow raise to me (you know, what groucho marx does). i nodded slightly to her and looked away as quickly as i could, but the damage had already been done. she got up and walked around to me and sat down next to me. her name was cara (short for something else, i can’t remember), and she was italian. age, something like 30 years old, a little heavy on the hips, topless with large breasts. she spoke excellent english and she pressed me hard for a 30 minute session. she had this annoying habit of playing with her boobs all the time, which may sound enticing to you, but it really wasn’t. she also reminded me (physically) of my freshman year italian instructor (signora capo blanco), who was a stern, strict, middle-aged italian lady with absolutely no charm whatsoever. so this alone was enough to kill it for me. she did, however, say something that was of interest to me – she said the owners were four turkish brothers (i presume german-turkish), who had invested 10 million euros in the place (she actually said 100 million euros, but she stuttered at this point, and i assume it was a problem in translation for her). later i saw a few of these gentlemen, and they looked, well, tough. this turkish connection explains the interior décor. i must commend them on their taste, their vision and their balls to take such a risk in bringing an establishment of this stature to the already-great city of berlin.
anyway, back to cara. she was very pushy and aggressive, and i decided that it was just too early to get roped in with this girl – i needed to do a full scope before i commit to anything. so i told her that i had just arrived, and i was not ready yet, and so got up and walked back up the stairs to the main lounge and sat down at the bar. the bartender approached me and i asked (in english) for a sprite, which came right up in a glass. i looked around and people were drinking various kinds of drinks – soft drinks of various kinds, non-alcoholic beer, and various coffee drinks (café latte, regular coffee, espresso, etc.).
i waited perhaps half an hour like this, drinking my sprite, watching men and women walk in and sit down. there must have been something like 20 women in the building at the time. at this time i did not know any of them, and so far i had seen perhaps three good looking ladies, and three not so good looking ladies. so i was a little skeptical about the potential of this place. i kept telling myself that it was sunday, arguably the worst day to be here, and that i should persevere.
as the evening wore on, the place began to fill up a little. at around 8pm this girl walks in and saunters over to the edge of the bar and sits down on a stool. she was a tall, caucasian brunette. on first glance, she was kind of so-so in looks. she had a nice face (long nose, but very pretty eyes), but her tits seemed really stretched. i thought that they had seen just a little too much action in their lifetime. however, she had an ass that would stop a bus! wow, and for me, an ass will win out over breasts any day of the week. there is just so much more you can do with an ass, it’s not even a close call – kiss, suck, bite, poke, finger, fuck, nuzzle, slap, slap again, etc.
i made sure not to make eye-contact with her (for fear of another cara incident), and sipped my sprite for another half hour or so. the place continued to fill up, but as the evening wore on, i began to feel the jet-lag catch up with me. this deep, dark veil fell over my eyes and i felt myself slip in and out of sleep while i was sitting right there at the bar. so i asked for a coffee (which was actually quite good), followed by another coffee. after another half hour the coffee was filling my bladder, so i got off the stool and staggered towards the restroom. but on the way out i was caught by the brunette at the end of the bar. she started talking in german and i told her i only speak english, so she switched to a halting english. while we made small talk i got to check her out a little. she was butt naked, sitting on a towel. she had her legs propped on the adjacent stool, and she was leaning back, and this was a fantastic position: her legs were crossed at the ankles, which accentuated her hour-glass figure, and put her shaved pussy right in the spotlight for the passers-by. i looked down at the pussy, the nice, wide, round hips, and i felt a buzzing in my robe. boy, the power of a visual image is unbelievable.
she told me her name was zina (xena?), and she’s from frankfurt (i figured she’s from some fkk down there), and that she’s here until the end of the month only, blah blah blah. all i was doing was looking at that pussy and her hips and salivating like a sick wino. eventually she asked “do you want to go upstairs for some fun?” and i agreed. now this is where the fun begins. unfortunately, i must split this report because of the sheer wordiness of it, so i will finish the rest in the next day or two and post it then. i’m not trying to be coy, it just takes forever to write all this stuff.
DkFatBastard
06-01-06, 07:24
What a great report!
Good to read about a monger that gets the most out of the mongering: planning & thinking about it beforehand, the actual mongering and the reliving of it afterwards by writing about it.
Keep'em coming (the reports :-)
Angus Magee
06-01-06, 18:34
What can I say. Were there a Pulitzer prize for monger reports Kumbu would surely win first prize. While I can hardly wait to get to the good stuff, your preliminary reports are very enjoyable to read. It is good to have such detail about a place like Artimis to rely on.
Your attention to detail is astounding.
Keep em coming my man, however long it takes. These will for sure be placed once more in the Reports of Distinction thread.
Angus Magee
06-02-06, 20:29
http://www.royalgirl.de/flash/start.php
While we all eagerly await Kumbu's next installment I have a report to make from my latest visit to Royal.
Reading Kumbu's reports, I had to go to Royal's web page to check out the girls. There I set my eyes upon a new and lovely girl by the name of Kim. Her web photos captivated me as she appeared to be very tall & slim with a fantastic tight bum in short shorts. As luck would have it, she was available when I arrived at Royal shortly before 6:00pm on Friday.
I paid my donation (100 Euros-45 mins.-standard service) and was shown, after a short wait, to the shower. Now, I have been studying German for the past 3 months fairly intensely. Frustratingly, I have, until now, found it very difficult to speak the language. During my wait, however, I started to chat with Kim and found that the conversation flowed nicely. As she did not speak any English, or at least very, very little, this was a relief to me and I was well pleased with myself. Progress at last.
A bit about Kim. She is, without a doubt, one of the hottest sp's that I have ever been with. The web page puts her age at 19 and this is absolutely true, I believe. She just had the air of a young hot girl, not yet 20. She is also, I believe, very new to the business. She told me three weeks and I think it is so.
Her inexperience shows itself as a certain awkwardness and with a bit if shyness. However, I found this charming and it did not take away from the session.
To start the session I offered her a massage as I find that this relaxes (sometimes) the girl and makes for a better session. During the massage we talked a bit more and she told me some details of her life. I will not divulge them here, to respect her privacy, but I will say that she has had an interesting life and is a small town girl in the big city...
I also spent some time admiring and playing with her small but beautiful breasts trying (with out success I fear) to let her know that breast augmentation is not such a good idea. I am glad that I saw her now as they are, IMHO, just perfect as they could be. She was responsive and seemed to enjoy the attention.
My biggest treat awaited my down below-her pussy. Kim has, IMO, a very nice pussy. She has a nice big set of inner lips and a large clit hood. Absolutely perfect for Daty. She tasted clean and again was very responsive. She also managed to get a condom on little Angus giving me a great (as great as a cbj can be) blow job.
I feasted as long as I could down there but finally it was time fuck this sweet girl. We started in mish and after some minutes switched to doggy. Here is where things got a bit awkward and perhaps this was also her inexperience showing. We tried several different variations of doggy but little Angus just kept slipping out. I am sure if we had a much longer time, and perhaps a harder mattress, it could have worked. But after about five minutes I just had to laugh and switched back to mish, which worked very nicely.
I often find it hard to finish though in this position, unless there is unlimited time, so after some time I asked her if she would masturbated for me while I watched and pleasured myself. Surprisingly, she agreed (remember she is a bit shy) and I spent the next 5 minutes gazing at her fingers penetrating that beautiful pussy.
Finally, as I was aware that time was running out, I asked if she would finish me with her hand. This girl must have had some practice here as she provided me with a top notch hand job finish. I find many girls have no idea how to handle a dick. Kim, however, tuned right in to how I like it and had me ending happily within a couple of minutes while my fingers happily explored her pussy.
After the clean up, a shower and another few minutes chatting 'auf Deutsch', I was on my way with a smile from ear to ear. Feeling as one does after having boned a hard bodied 19 yo.
As you have no doubt guessed I had a great time with Kim. Would I repeat-yes- in a flash. I had the feeling that our next session would be even better as she seems the kind of girl who would open up more with repeat visits. There was kind of a friendly, fuck buddy feeling between us by the end of the session.
For anyone coming to Berlin for the World Cup I highly recommend Kim or any of the ladies at Royal. I have never really had a bad session at this establishment. Only a couple of times have I left as the girls that were available were not to my taste and when this has happened I felt no attitude what so ever from the greeter.
Stay well
AM
angus, thanks for this great report. i would have loved to have sampled kim, she sounds delightful. i did have a great experience with silvia (not the next report, but the one after that), which was just fantastic. so i fully agree with you – royal is a fabulous institution that berliners should be proud of. also, i commend you on your dedication to learn german. i think every one of my experiences would have been immensely improved had i had some basic german skills. if i were to make frequent return trips to germany, i would definitely make the investment in a year or two of german instruction, but i don’t think that will happen.
so just to set the scene, this was a sunday evening in artemis around 8pm or so, and i had just agreed to a session with zina, a tall german brunette, approximately 25-26 years of age, large, over-worked breasts, thin legs and fantastic rump. she gets up from her stool, picks up her towel and her little purse with one hand, takes my hand with her other hand, and leads me towards the stairs. she could very easily have led me such that i was walking beside her, but she purposely led me so that i was walking behind her. this had the effect of providing me with the most beautiful view of her swaying, swinging ass. i tell you, this is one beautiful ass – wide, round, plump (but not overly fat). it had just the hint of cellulite (which i find very attractive in small amounts, by the way), but was certainly not fat or overweight. she was a tall girl, wearing high heels, so she strutted a little. her legs were a little thin for my liking, but that did not distract from the beauty of the ass. she was talking as we walked, but i honestly could not tell you a word she said. we reached the stairs, and to my absolute delight, she insisted on walking first. i think (although i can’t be absolutely sure) that she purposely arched her back, sticking her butt out a little for my viewing pleasure. she let my hand go, and walked slowly, ever so slowly, up the stairs, hips swinging left…right…left…right.. and i walked slowly, oh so deliciously slowly, right behind her, with my nose just inches from those gorgeous ass cheeks, following her ass left…right…left…right. phew, just the thought of it brings back the warm juices.
we reached the top of the stairs and there is a case full of silver keys – one for each room. there were about 30 rooms i think (i actually didn’t count, but there are a lot of rooms). she grabbed a key and a towel from the pile of clean towels near the top of the stairs, and led me to the room. again, as we walked down the hallway (where the lighting is better), i got another phenomenal view of her swinging ass in front of me. it was all i could do to stop from grabbing a handful of that ass, but hey, kumbu is a gentleman.
when we got into the room, she spread the towel and told me that she would be right back. she walks out and i begin my frantic fidgeting. i walk over to the window and peer behind the thick felt curtains into the car park below, turn around and walk to the door, start fidgeting with my key and the tie on the robe, look at the bed and the wall coverings, run my hands through my hair, scratch my ass vigorously, walk over to the mirror and check to see if there is anything in my teeth, do some deep breathing, shake my hands out to release the stress. all of this was nervous fidgeting, waiting for the sex goddess to return so that i may read from the book of the ass.
a word on the room. the room was small, maybe 15ft x 20ft (5m x 6m), with a semi-circular bed which took up most of the space in the room. two of the walls were mirrored, and the remaining walls were covered with some eclectic wallpapering. the lighting was dim, perhaps a little too dim, but sufficient to see adequately. the bed itself had a cover on it, but the girls quite rightly lay down a towel on the bed. as smart as that is, unfortunately i realized not all the girls are as conscientious as i would like. zina, for example, spread a single towel on the bed. i was not aware of it this time, but as i gained more and more experience, i realized this is certainly not enough . liquids leak out of all sorts of places, and they inevitably end up on the bed spread. so later on i started taking piles of towels with me into the rooms and covering the beds myself with lots of clean towels. the girls laughed at me, but hygiene is important to me. unfortunately this was my first time at artemis, so i was not aware of this, so i just lay down on the towel and waited for her to make a move.
she finally returned, and she took my robe off for me, and lay down on the towel on the bed. she says to me “what wants you?” and i reply “sex wants me” to this she smiles and replies “and what else?” and i say “and everything else” so she laughs and starts rolling around on the bed.
so there she is, naked, rolling around on the bed, laughing and giggling about how we are going to make lots of sex. she asked me where i was from (i lied and told her i come from san diego), and she asked me why i was in berlin (i lied and said for business – the truth is that i was in berlin to fuck). she asked me a couple of other things, and i answered quite mindlessly, because my mind was otherwise occupied. it was a little awkward – how do i start? i was looking for an elegant way to get into the real fun stuff, without seeming like an over-sexed fiend. but after about 30 seconds of feeling self-conscious i thought to myself, “kumbu, you are an over-sexed fiend, just go for it!”
so while she was in the middle of saying something, i reached out and grabbed her left tit and squeezed a little. she stopped her chatting and looked me straight in the eye. she smiled, lowered her chin and seductively said “you like?” truth be told, i’ve seen and squeezed better tittage in my life, but i lied and said “oh yeah, this is great” i then grabbed her shoulder and rolled her over onto her front and took a good hard look at her ass. i grabbed it with both hands, and squeezed the cheeks inwards, then spread them outwards – wide and open. i peered in like a prehistoric explorer trying to look into a cave to see what lives in there. the asshole looked clean, and actually lubricated a little. hmm, i wonder what that’s for…
i pushed her ass cheeks upwards, forcing her to reveal her pussy from behind, and i inspected the lips (without touching). they were not overly voluminous, and actually looked quite tight and slim. they were a clean pink color, very tasty looking. this is when she took the initiative and pulled up, pushing me back down onto the bed. she started to kiss my chest and made a move for my nipples. many men enjoy nipple sucking, but not me – i nudged her away from the nipples just as fast as i could, and she took the hint very well. she was very energetic, active, and seductive. he tongue was flitting all over the place, and in the excitement it found its way into my mouth. i’m squeamish about these things, so i tend to avoid dfk, but this happened before i knew it. once i realized her tongue was in my mouth, i waited a second or two before gently indicating my impatience. she moved very obediently downwards to my now-purple little friend. she went straight at the little guy – no cover or anything. i was getting ready to object strenuously (i prefer everything covered), but i noticed that she had a stud in her tongue, and she was using this to great, great effect. she placed the stud right at the base of the penis and rolled her tongue slowly up the shaft. when she got to the top, she did a little twirl of the stud around that really sensitive part just below the head (ooooh), and then up around the top do the head. she encircled the head with her tongue (and stud) several times, bringing a groan out of usually-silent kumbu. at this point i noticed that she was not looking at the penis as the plied her trade, but actually had her eyes squarely fixed on my eyes. wow, this really was a turn on. i’ve always read reports by mongerers saying things like “great eye contact”, or “lots of eye contact” and i used to think this was over-blown. but boy was i wrong. when i saw her eyes (which incidentally, are really very sexy), i felt the urge to cum right there and then. that would certainly have been a disaster, and thankfully that did not happen.
so her tongue then starts its descent, this time she took it down the underside of the penis in a slow, undulating, rhythmic descent, all the while leading with the stud. this was a novel experience, and one that i very much enjoyed. there was a strange hypnotic atmosphere created by this activity that i can’t quite describe. i think it was the slow, rhythmic, seductive nature of it, coupled with the fact that i was so jet lagged that made for the mesmerizing hypnosis. she reached the base of the penis and she switched from the stud action to a flitting of the tongue all over the penis. and then she went down on the balls. she kissed the left, then the right, she flitted both balls with her tongue, and then she put one into her mouth and sucked for just a second, before moving on to the other. kumbu, quite uncharacteristically, groans again, this time louder and more intensely. she lets the balls slip from her mouth, and begins using the base of her tongue (with the stud) to stroke the balls. she licks them the way one licks an over-sized ice cream cone (no, i’m not bragging about size). she moves all over the balls, sometimes brushing against the base of the penis. she moves from front to the back of the balls, getting close to giving me a rim-job. in fact, she may have gone there had i not pulled back (not my thing).
so this lasted no more than 5 minutes (which is a really long time). she started to work her way back up my belly and chest and she started whispering little things about sex, and sucking and fucking. she worked her way up to my ear and whispered into it something like this:
zina: would you like to fuck my little pussy?
kumbu: umm, yes please
zina: would you like to suck my sweet little pussy?
kumbu: umm, well, i guess…
zina: if you would like, you can cum in my mouth for an extra 50 euros.
kumbu: …?
zina: and if you really want, you can fuck me in my ass for another 100 euros.
kumbu: …!
now, some may consider this bad-faith negotiation – the fact that she had worked me up into this frenzied state before dropping these possibilities could be seen as manipulative. and actually, it may very well be manipulative, but i didn’t really care - i like to think that i can be rational even under these circumstances (i may be wrong). i sat there for about thirty seconds (a long, long time in the heat of the moment), working out the possibilities.
first, do i want to cum in her mouth? many people enjoy this act, but not me. the thought of my boys being thrown into an oral orifice that has taken who knows how many billions of other deposits is not a very appealing idea. why not just stick your dick into a sewer pipe and be done with it? but an ass fuck is a whole different story. it’s not every day that one gets to ass-fuck such a beautiful woman. so i started doing the math. 60 euros for the session, plus 100 euros for anal, plus 55 euros entrance totals 215 euros. how much is that in dollars? at the ridiculous current exchange rate of about 1.3, that comes out to $280. think about an escort in the usa – how much would you have to pay for anal sex? if you manage to get anal sex for $300, you’re probably doing it with some skanky street ho with tracks in her arms and rings under her eyes. so from that perspective, it’s a deal. but it’s still a lot of money. so then i did the long-range projection. i calculated how much money i had in total, and whether this would put a crimp on my next two and a half days here in berlin. i came to the conclusion that i could afford it.
so i placed my hands on her ass as she leaned over me and ran them up and down her back. she was kissing my ears and neck, whispering dirty things into my ear. i reached down and spread her ass checks a little, and slowly put my index finger squarely in her asshole. i pushed it slowly, ever so slowly, inwards, and i said to her, “let’s do this one”.
she was very pleased to hear that – it obviously means a whole lot more money for her. truth be told, i think if i had turned down the cim and anal possibility, i would probably have received very mediocre (perhaps sub-standard) service. as i found out later, she really is a business woman, and the more money she gets per bang, the happier she is. some men get very upset at this idea, but i think it's simple human nature, so i kind of expect it. anyway, she gets up, pulls out a condom, slips it onto me, mounts me and says “the first one, let me be in control so that you do not hurt me, ok? and then after that you can fuck my ass however you like”. that was just music to my ears, i tell you. so i nodded enthusiastically, and she started to insert little kumbu into her ass.
before we go on, let me say that i am not an anal virgin. i have in fact done anal a couple of other times, and it’s kind of cool. i generally avoid such high risk activities, but there are definitely some benefits to be had from anal sex. many men like it because it apparently provides for a tighter fit. that’s not why i like it. anal is an occasional treat that i indulge in because, well, i guess, because of its sheer visual brilliance. i am a total lover of doggie-style vaginal sex, and the only thing that could be better is doggie-style anal sex. that’s just me, but it looks very nice.
so she’s sitting atop me, cowgirl style, slowly descending onto little kumbu. and as she sits down on him, she squeals and says “i have san diego in my ass!!!” i was momentarily confused by this, and then i remembered i had told her that i was from san diego. so she started to undulate and pull my penis in and out of her ass. she leaned back and started to play with and spread her pussy lips for me, while showing the full extent of kumbu in her ass. boy, it was quite a fantastic scene. i started to feel myself come to the edge after just six or seven strokes, and knowing that i was paying premium for this, i was quick to take action. i grabbed her and rolled her onto the bed, and we continued to fuck her ass on her side. this too was a visually fantastic position, because her wide hips were right there on the bed, sitting high and round, while i poked my thing into her asshole.
i asked her to move into doggie, and she gave out a pleasureful groan and winked at me. she assumed the position, and did so in brilliant style, i might add. some girls take on a rather insipid doggie pose, basically propping themselves up on their hands, looking straight forward, ass up but not particularly well placed. this position ends up with the pussy pointing backwards, and the asshole at a 45 degree angle to horizontal. not a bad position, but certainly nothing inspiring. zina was different. she put her face flat on the bed, looking back at me, she arched her back to the point i thought it would break backwards. this put her hips at an angle such that her pussy was pointing straight up at the heavens, which meant her asshole was actually pointing slightly towards her own head! wow, that’s quite something.
so i stood up and looked down at this magnificent scene. i breathed a little, and in the back of my mind i imagined writing this very report for the boys on the forum – how can i describe the exhilaration of this moment? i felt more alive at that point than i have at any other in my life – a beautiful, well-shaped, grade a ass perfectly positioned and ready for me to have my way with. this is a sense of power and freedom that all men yearn for. this is what drives the world, this is why men kill, this is why corporations so ruthlessly pursue the bottom line, this is why i breath. my body was tingling all over, my toes were buzzing, my heart throbbing, and my dick absolutely bulging. my mind was in a frenzy that cannot be described – this is a drug like no other, and i am its most loyal addict. the idea that in a second i was about to lean down and stick my little friend into this woman’s asshole was just enough to drive me over the edge. but no, i had to control myself, i had to make the very most of this experience, or else i would be left with a sour taste in my mouth. this fantastic feeling would all disappear and be replaced by that dead sense of regret in the pit of my stomach.
ok, i positioned myself for the descent into ass-dom. i placed my feet just north of her asshole, to each side of her waist and mounted her from the top. i held my penis by the base (the rest of it was wet, and i sure as hell was not touching that stuff!) and slowly descended towards her ass. i felt like a little kid trying to hit the target with my bow and arrow – i almost started making a zooming sound like a wwii fighter plane making a kamikaze collision course for the target. as i descended, zina reached around with her two hands and placed them on her own ass cheeks. as i closed in on her ass, she slowly spread her ass cheeks, and whispered “fuck me right here, fuck my ass, fuck it please”. wow. talk about pse, this was certainly it.
so i obliged her. i placed the head right at the mouth of her ass, and slowly pushed it inwards. it was not easy going – i felt the shaft almost buckle under the pressure, but it eventually made its way past the sphincter muscle and into the delicious warmth beyond. i pushed it deep, deep, deep into her asshole, all the way to the base of the penis and i paused there, taking in the moment. i felt this wonderful warmth envelope my dick, and it was both comforting and exhilarating at the same time. while i was in quite a strained position (basically in mid-squat position, with all my weight on my thigh muscles), i felt this overwhelming sense of satisfaction. i thought to myself that my dick was six inches inside this woman’s intestinal tract. when you think about this from a factual point of view, it’s actually quite sickening. but from a real-life experience point of view, boy is it a blast!
again, she says “oh, san diego is completely in my ass!” so i slowly pulled up, and she started to take control. she pulled her ass down and then up, then down and then up, while i stood still. she basically ran the show for the next few minutes, and this was a big mistake on my part. however, i was completely mesmerized by this action, soaking in the view of her ass pumping up and down, basically fucking my dick. this was as close to a pse as i could imagine, and it was well worth the money i spent. i must have lasted 10 strokes, no more than that, and i exploded in a sea of joy, regret, shame, and absolute and complete ecstasy.
we cleaned up and talked a little. she will not be around after june 1st – she doesn’t want to be in berlin for the world cup – hooligans are not her crowd. she doesn’t talk with many of the other girls because when she does that, it hinders guys from approaching her. she sees this as her business, not a place to socialize, so she stays by herself and keeps her mind on work. she smokes, and drinks cafe latte and water, she’s about 5’8” without the heels, and does indeed work at some fkk in the frankfurt area. she likes men of all types (german, russian, turkish, polish, etc.), except she doesn’t like italians because they try to get freebies without paying for it. they want anal for free, cim for free, etc. she thinks we customers should realize that this is a business, and if we want better service, we should pay for it.
while i am usually a man who loves after-sex pillow talk, i was not really in the mood this time. i was tired, and i really wanted to get the hell out of there, shower and clean this ass juice off of me. so we walked down to the safe boxes in the front, i paid her 60+100, she kissed me on the cheek and i walked into the shower.
the showers at artemis are the only real complaint i have about the place – they are the kind of showers that when you press the handle the water comes out for only a short period of time. so you have to keep pressing the knob every 4 seconds to get a continuous stream of water. this has the undesirable effect of making certain men not particularly interested in cleaning themselves off. so i saw several guys walk in, press the button once and have some water sprinkle their dicks, and walk off. me, being the meticulously clean kind, stayed in the shower for a good 15 minutes cleaning every little crevice and pore i could get my hands on. and because i had to keep pressing that damned knob, when i was done with the shower, i was absolutely exhausted!
next report: maya, a really cute, petite blonde with a great attitude and fantastic ass that i met an hour or so after coming out of the shower.
Sventra Tope
06-04-06, 08:27
Angus,
I really appreciated your report about Royal. As I am about going to Berlin, and must say I ignord the existence of Royal, could you please give me some more details on it? Is it an fkk-like establishment? How much is the entrance fee?
Thanks in advance
Sventra
Angus Magee
06-04-06, 21:11
Angus,
I really appreciated your report about Royal. As I am about going to Berlin, and must say I ignord the existence of Royal, could you please give me some more details on it? Is it an fkk-like establishment? How much is the entrance fee?
Thanks in advance
Sventra
Hi,
Royal is not an FKK. Royal is an Apartment or Brothel. It works like this. You arrive and ring the bell. You are let in and shown to a room where you can take a seat. The "Haus Mutti" will then have the available girls come to the room one by one and introduce themselves. You can then either choose a girl or, if no one strikes you, simply leave no questions asked.
The girl will then take you to another room (sometimes you might stay in the room in which you choose the girl) and ask you how long you want to stay. At Royal the price is about 100 euros for 45 mins. You may also negotiate "extras" at this time-bbbj, kissing, anal etc. Not all girls do all extras. And extras (anal) can be expensive. You will then be asked to pay the fee.
At the nicer Brothels (Royal, Van Campen) you will usually then be offered a shower which I always accept even if I have just showered. I figure the girl will be more assured of my cleanliness and thus will be more comfortable with me ie. better sessions.
At the less nice Brothels (La Dolce Vita I) you will more likely simply be washed in the sink by the girl.
There is no entrance fee to Royal. I used to think that Van Campen was the premier Brothel in Berlin. As far as I am concerned though that spot has now been taken by Royal. It is, IMHO, a really top-notch place. The girls are always beautiful and the surroundings, furniture etc., are luxurious. As mentioned in my last review, my only complaint would be that the mattress on the bed was a bit soft for effective doggy.
Hope this helps and enjoy Berlin
So I returned to the main bar and sat on the same stool I had been on before going up with Zena. I ordered a coffee and a Sprite, drank down the Sprite and sipped the coffee while looking around at the scene.
It was now significantly more crowded than when I arrived. There must have been around 30 women in the building at that time (something like 12-15 in the main room, and the rest downstairs, upstairs or in between). There were still more women than men (by far), and the quality was pretty decent.
There were several women there that I would not go upstairs with (perhaps 7-8). The reasons for this are varied: facial beauty, body shape, weight, perceived attitude, etc. But the rest were definite potentials. There were several women that I was very interested in, but my jet lag was getting the better of me – I could not keep track of them all in a reasonable way. So I decided to focus my attention on other details of Artemis while little Kumbu recovered from his anal adventures with Zina.
Some details about Artemis: the men seem of varied ethnicities. There were several gentlemen of relatively dark complexion, with facial features that seemed Turkish to me. They seemed relatively uninhibited and free, but very well behaved and respectful (as far as I could tell). There were two Asian gentlemen, both looking Korean, although I could be wrong about that. It seemed like they knew what they were doing – they were talking quite freely with the ladies, smiling, and they seemed very relaxed. That night they were the only non-Caucasian / non-Turkish men in the joint, but on subsequent nights I did see people of different ethnicities. In general ethnicity does not seem to be an issue at all, which I like very much. The ladies are all very open minded and unbigoted (as far as I can tell) because they are there for the money. It doesn’t make business sense to discriminate against any ethnicity type (or any other type for that matter), and I saw overt evidence of this on the next night when a Chinese gentleman tried to communicate something rather crudely to one of the girls. See my subsequent report for more details on that.
There were several men there that seemed very uptight and nervous. I can only assume they were first-timers (like me). I saw how uptight they were and realized I must seem the same way. So I decided to try to relax and have a good time. The problem was that I was just physically very tired, and so I never really got out from under this cloud on Sunday night. This was part of the reason I returned to Artemis the next night – to try to really enjoy myself.
I sat there for perhaps 30 minutes, sulking under the veil of my jet lag, until I finally realized I would be much better off sleeping in my hotel. I could go back, get a good night’s sleep, and awaken refreshed for a full day of sex and fun. So I got off my stool and began making my way towards the exit of the main room when I was stopped by this petite, pretty blonde girl. She was about 5’4” with heels (so maybe about 5 feet even without the heels), with long, straight dirty blonde hair (the color, not the cleanliness). She was wearing a white one-piece dress that hugged her form magnificently, showing a perfect little hour-glass figure. She had slim legs (although very proportional), small shoulders and was relatively unfettered by over-sized breasts. Her ass looked small but ample, and seemed well toned, at least from this vantage point. She had pretty, small, white teeth, making for a charming smile.
She asked me ‘where are you going so early?’ I suppose it was obvious I was on my way out. I told her ‘I’m on my way out because things are not happening right now’. She said ‘well, come with me upstairs, and I will show you how things can happen.’
I paused, looking right into her grey eyes, considering my possibilities. My muscles were sore, my feet were swollen, my balls ached, my penis was numb, and my eyes were virtually closed, but somehow, I felt this stirring in my loins – the thought of holding the naked, writhing body of this beautiful little girl in my arms really got me going. The thought of placing my lips on her flat belly, and my hands on her fleshy ass was powerful enough to overcome my biological fatigue, and I agreed. She took my hand and we walked upstairs.
I don’t recall what room we got, but she spread just one towel on the bed and she dropped her dress off and put it on the chair that was on the side of the room. She slipped her high-heeled shoes off and climbed onto the bed. She sat there, smiling, and she patted the bed with her hand, indicating for me to join her. I disrobed and stumbled onto the bed. She asked me if I had been drinking, and I told her no, but I have been flying for the last two days. We talked for a while, me telling her I’m from San Diego (I decided to make this my persona for this trip), and her telling me she is from Poland; Me telling her that I love Berlin, her telling me that she wants to move to Spain; her telling me that she’s been working here for a few weeks, me telling her that this was my first time at Artemis, or for that matter, any FKK; her asking me what I want to do, me telling her that I want sex from the most beautiful woman in the building. She smiled at this obviously thin compliment, but she took the initiative and started to kiss my chest, belly and make her way downstairs. She went straight to the little guy and slipped him into her mouth, sensa coperta, so to speak. In the fog of my fatigue, I objected, but I later realized that this was all internal – I somehow had not vocalized my objection. So she continued BBBJ, and after a while I decided I wanted to enjoy the flesh a little myself.
I indicated for her to get off me, and she did so very obligingly. I asked her to roll over onto her front, and I started kissing the back of her neck. She murmured her approval. As my face was in the crook of her neck, I could smell her hair and the scent of her skin. The hair smelled clean and fresh, and her skin was nice and soapy – a good sign of cleanliness and hygiene. So I continued down her back, kissing every 4 inches or so, moving laterally from left to right, then down four inches and back across the back. I found my way down to the small of her back and kissed the little fuzz right above the hips (she giggled). I got to her ass cheeks and I squeezed the cheeks together and stuck my face into the flesh of the left cheek, engulfing my face in the flesh. Truth be told, there wasn’t a lot of flesh, but it was fun nonetheless. She squealed and objected (mildly), so I quickly evened it out by doing the right cheek, and then moved on to other activities.
I got off her, and she rolled around, grabbed a cover from her bag and slipped it onto me. She asked how I wanted it, so I indicated missionary first. So we went at it, in a rather uninspired, insipid manner. Missionary is not really a kick for me, it’s just a holding position before you can move on to more interesting positions. So we did this for 5 minutes or so, before we switched into CG. Much nicer. From this vantage point I could see her pretty face while fondling her breasts. Her breasts are wider than one would expect. What I mean by this is most breasts hang down and have a large vertical profile. These breasts were more wide than vertical, it’s hard to explain. This made me suspicious that they may be artificial, so I probed and investigated this possibility thoroughly, concluding that they were all natural. Nonetheless, they are indeed a pretty rack to behold, and the game of trying to figure out the authenticity of a pair of breasts is a lot of fun to play.
So I was tiring, not because of anything she was doing (or not doing), but just out of sheer mental and physical exhaustion. So I asked for the finishing position – doggie. She obliged, almost pouncing off me onto the bed and crouching herself into one tight, well-defined doggie pose. She placed her head flat on the bed, but she put her arms not to her side, or on her ass, or any of the normal positions, but instead she placed her hands between her legs. Huh? I pondered this for a second, but then plunged right ahead. I placed my dick against her pussy, which was light in lips and a beautiful, glowing pink color. She helped guide me in, and as I started to pump she did a little reach-under with her hands to cup and stroke my balls. My, this is great service! So I pumped her doggie style, she stroked and squeezed my balls, and I was a happy man.
I always (ALWAYS) focus my attention on the visual brilliance of the doggie style, and in this case the brilliance was indeed true. Her hips were slim, but proportionately wide. But that meant that when I placed my hands around her hips, I could almost completely encompass her hips and ass in my hands. But nonetheless, they looked like a full set of hips, am I describing this adequately? It was an unusual experience, and for a second I felt like a sick old man trying to diddle a child (she really is small). Because of her size, her pussy was quite tight, and I could not go in all the way (I felt her wince when I pushed myself in deep, although she did not vocally protest). So I contented myself with a head fuck – I pushed the head, and only the head, in and out of her pussy, while man-handling and shameless groping that nice, tight ass.
I was not coming to an end, probably for reasons of fatigue, but with this groping and squeezing I could feel the end approach. I realized that squeezing and manipulating the ass flesh really gets me off, so I just went nuts on her ass with my hands, and that really got me off nicely. She did not complain one bit, and took everything in stride. I exploded in a sense of both joy and relief, and crashed down onto her back, grabbing her by the waist and hugging her, partly for support, partly for a grope. She giggled a little, as we disentangled ourselves. She cleaned me off, and we rather quickly re-dressed and left (I usually engage in some pillow talk afterwards, but not this time).
Overall, I would rate Maya an 8 in looks, an 8 in service and an 8 in attitude. She is worth your time and money, although she was a little small for my taste. As you shall read, I prefer the larger, taller women, and that’s what I enjoyed during the subsequent two days in Berlin.
We went down and I paid her 60 Euros, she kissed me on the cheek and I went in for a shower. As I showered, I felt my exhaustion again, so I just decided to go back to the hotel. I cleaned up, dried off, dressed, and made my way back to the safe boxes to get my valuables. When I got to the front desk, the lady clipped off the red piece of plastic around my wrist and asked if everything had been acceptable. I said ‘oh, more than acceptable, I am sure I will return very soon’.
As I exited the building, I saw several taxis that were parked to the left. Because it was only midnight or so, I decided to take the S-Bahn back to the hotel (just one stop back). I was back in my hotel in no time, showered (again) and in bed before 1am.
So that was Sunday night. On Monday I visited Royal and saw Sylvia (Sylva), followed by three encounters at my second night at Artemis. I shall post those reports as soon as I can get them written up.
Sventra Tope
06-07-06, 21:48
Dear Angus,
Fantastic! Thank you very much.
I believe I'll enjoy it!
Sventra
Hey guys,
Will be travelling to Berlin end of this month? Can the seniors here pls guide me as to where to go mongering? Is there any private place or anyone you could call to your room?
Pls help.
BW
Angus Magee
06-09-06, 15:24
Dear Angus,
Fantastic! Thank you very much.
I believe I'll enjoy it!
Sventra
You are welcome. I look forward to your report.
Hi Kumbu, I very much approve you rating for Polish Maya (based on a session the day after you ;-) except that the rating IMHO should be slightly higher for attitude and less for the other two. However that may be purely coincidental and personal taste. I also don't really fancy small chicks, however she was really clever and polite in talking, leaving me unable to resist. First time I noticed her I was resting in the downstairs kino when she very confident walked in and asked "hände hoch" then a pause and so "anyone who wants good sex" before cracking a laugh. Very funny and she did not seem bothered at all when nobody nodded. Even though I'm very impressed by the Artemis overall arrangement and facilities, I'm somewhat irritated about boring mongers only looking away, and with smiley faces in veeery short supply (when it should have been the opposite).
First later when sitting in the upstairs bar studying the selection, she came straight in and started talking to me like we've been friends for years. Very impressive but not pushy, just clever.............
So upstairs we went, even though I was, deep down, looking for a public session in one of the round sofas. This really gives me a kick, but next time.....
Hey Uggabugga,
I'm glad we are in agreement re:Maya. I too prefer the larger girls, but I definitely enjoyed my session with Maya. However, it should be said that the other girls I went with on subsequent days were even better.
With regards the lack of ambiance at Artemis (no smiles, very cold guests, etc.), I'm afraid I can't say much because I have nothing to compare it too (except La Folie). I have never been to any of the other larger more famous FKKs in Germany. Having said that, I must say that there have been times when the atmosphere has been pretty good, and other times when it has been (as you say) quite cold and unfriendly. But the girls are fantastic there - both in terms of their looks as well as their attitudes. I had some really good conversations with several girls on my last day there (I have not reported on this yet - apologies for my slow reporting, but world cup viewing takes precendent these days).
The whole time I was trhere I did not see a public display on one of the sofas in the bar areas, but I did see plenty of them in the sex kino areas (and I engaged in one with Nellie). I'm not into the public display thing, but I can see how some guys get off on it. I hope you get that the next time you are there.
kumbu
Papa Wheelie
06-19-06, 04:27
Kumbu and others in the know re: Artemis.
I'm planning my first visit to Berlin and I have a question.
According to the Artemis website their entrance fee is now E70. Kumbu, you quoted entrace at E55. Do you think the spike in fee is a temporary 'World Cup' increase? Do you forsee this to come back down by August (my visit)?
Papa Wheelie
According to the Artemis website their entrance fee is now E70. Kumbu, you quoted entrace at E55. Do you think the spike in fee is a temporary 'World Cup' increase? Papa Wheelie
The 55 E charge was promotional and was for a month or so.They might have promo again (but who knows?)
Bigsister from Prague, are currently doing a promotional tour of Germany, and are offering free sex with the 4 girls they have sent on the tour. On Board are Dominika, Eliska, Denisa And Sally. I have had sex with 3 of these girls and they are great. If you are in Berlin on 23rd June 2006 it could be worth checking out. Visit www.bigsister.net (http://webmaster.bigsister.net/bs_go.php?w=769&b=0) for more details and videos of the girls having sex.
23.6. BERLIN - Bikertreff Dorfstrasse 38 Dahlewitz (Berlin south)
Bigsister from Prague, are currently doing a promotional tour of Germany, and are offering free sex with the 4 girls they have sent on the tour. On Board are Dominika, Eliska, Denisa And Sally. I have had sex with 3 of these girls and they are great. If you are in Berlin on 23rd June 2006 it could be worth checking out. Visit www.bigsister.net (http://webmaster.bigsister.net/bs_go.php?w=769&b=0) for more details and videos of the girls having sex.
23.6. BERLIN - Bikertreff Dorfstrasse 38 Dahlewitz (Berlin south)
I wonder if it's really the girls' choice ?
I recently visited the Thaimassage joint at Karl-Marx-Strasse 125. A thai woman (perhaps 45 y's), named Daeng, gave me an excellent massage. I wanted 30 minutes (for 30 Euros) but she kept going at least an extra quarter. Really good work too. She knew her stuff. Then she started touching other parts of my body and asked if I wanted "extra massage". Well, why not I thought, and paid an extra 20 for the whole thing. Nothing spectacular, but well worth the price and very relaxing. As Daeng was really nice and talkative I might visit again.
Been living in Berlin for 6 mths now, and have been an infrequent visitor to this site to get tips. Thought I would stop free-loading and describe some of my experiences for the benefit of others. Not as regular a punter as some of the other guys on here, but here is a summary of my experiences. These are mostly based on places around where I live (guess I am lazy?), which is in Prenzlauer Berg (don’t think that is giving too much away).
Venus Girls
http://www.venus-club-berlin.de
The first place I went to. For some reason I went back another time. Both times I’ve been there, I’ve been given a choice of two rather ropey Polish girls. Both girls have now left, but who ever is the photographer for their website does an amazing job. The girls are recognisable but only just. First time I went for €50 for 30 mins. Once she took off her top, turned out she had the saggiest tits I have ever come across – no resistance at all. This isn’t a very nice thing to say, but if ever a girl needed to get some implants it is her. Very average sex, no kissing with covered BJ (I had just showered and am shaved down below, so guess she just isn’t into BBBJ). A month later or so, I went back. Was planning to go for 30 mins again, but given the miserable choice of women, I went for a “€35 quickie” (15 mins) with a bad-tempered polish brunette (covered BJ again, no kissing). Luckily I did, as I was late meeting some friends of mine later. All in all two miserable punts. The sort of punts that puts you on the straight and narrow for the rest of your life.
Maison D’Envie
http://www.danziger61.de
The second place I went to, and I’ve also been twice. Again only offered three pretty-rough Polish girls. Again the photographer should be given an Oscar. The first punt was with this brunette who has since left (€50 30 mins). She was not into it at all (covered BJ again, no kissing), very unfriendly. Went back again (I seem to be glutton for punishment?), this time I was offered a choice of 2 Polish girls. Chose a blonde, basically on the grounds that she was a little rubenesque. From experience older slightly rounder girls try harder. And yes, this rule of thumb was not broken. Had quite a good session; BBBJ (she claimed to swallow, but I didn’t investigate that one), 69, kissing, sex in multiple positions (€50 for 30 mins). For once I felt like I had got value for money. Would not recommend this place, unless you like average looking Polish girls. (nothing wrong with Polish girls as such, except that the ones who end up in the lower end brothels in Berlin, don’t really seem to want to be there (understandable)).
Kamilla la Dee
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/
Crossed town after reading this website on a cold March night. Why bang your head against a brick wall? Was given the choice of Nomi or Nomi – not much choice, but it didn’t matter as she turned out to be great! She gave me a real GFE, and I left feeling like I had won the lottery. I went for €80 for 30 mins (big spender I know). Lots of kissing, covered blow job (but it was pretty good none the less), then sex in multiple positions, finishing up with an intense climax whilst in some strange doggy-type position. Don’t know why it was so good? Maybe I was in the mood, maybe it was because she spoke to me in my mother tongue - English (I must have been with about 15 working girls now in germany, and I’ve never spoken anything but german to them (don’t know if you have noticed but when a german woman switches from german to English their voice goes up in pitch quite a bit, and they sound more feminine – too me anyway – which I like)). Or maybe it was because after we had finished, she said something like “I really enjoyed that”, but then I gave unintended side-glance at the wall as if to indicate “bet you say that to all the boys”. She noticed, and said “No really”, and then gave me a really long deep kiss. After taking a shower, I left. She seemed concerned that I would get a cold with my wet hair and no hat on such a cold night.
Zur Roten Krabbe
http://www.krabbe.rotlichtmodelle.de/
After a break from Thai girls of over 3 years, I decided to check out the Thai options on the internet. Turns out where I live there must be 5 or 6 places within 10 mins walk. Unfortunately, I went to this place after rather too much to drink (don’t drink and punt, I know). So ended up there at like 3 o’clock in the morning on a Tuesday. The place was empty except for Cat, who was probably not too pleased to see the drunken man in front of her. Anyway, ended up having a really great session. She washed me in the sink, which I find a little humiliating (I prefer to take a shower (before and after), but that option was not offered). Then we had lots of dirty sex: BBBJ, 69, kissing, then I gave her asshole a thorough tongue inspection (yes, I know, sticking you tongue up prostitutes’ bums is not very hygienic or safe, but it is something I like to do when v. drunk – never done it sober). Then got really into licking and sucking her clit. I went on for a long time, and she was getting wetter and wetter, eventually almost suffocating me with her legs, as she forced me on to her. In the end she came: I don’t make that claim lightly, normally I am pretty sceptical of prostitute’s orgasms and claims of fellow punters, in fact it is only the second time I really believe I’ve made prostitute cum – both times have involved them begging me not to stop (who is paying who here?). Due to the amount of alcohol ended running into my 2nd 30 mins €100 for 60 mins.), before finally coming whilst have sex in missionary. Stumbled home, and totally wasted the next day at work.
Niki’s
http://www.niki.rotlichtmodelle.de/
After enjoying my last Thai experience, thought I would check out another. Went to Niki’s, and was given the choice of Didi (Thai) or Rosalinda (mixed race). Went for Didi. Now Didi is very small, but she has the most amazing proportions. She claims to be 28, and her body could well be, but her face looks a little older (more like 35?). Not sure what to make of that. Also, from the photos on the website her tits look false, but in reality, I couldn’t find an ounce of silicon in there. Bravo! She was very friendly and smiled a lot – a GFE (why did I ever wander from the Thai scene?). Kissing, covered BJ and rather a short act of sex – don’t know what happened? Her tits did something to me and I couldn’t last more than a couple of minutes. Anyway she said I could have another shot at goal. But she then gave me such a relaxing massage, I didn’t want to. Quite a firm massage for such a small woman, and didn’t know foot massages could be so good – now I see why women like them so much. Anyway €50 for 30 mins, and a GFE.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.
I will be in Berlin in a week and would like to ask for a favor. I am fond of van Kampen but cannot afford to sample each girl, although the thought is enough to want to make me mortgage the house. I am looking in particular for a girl who performs BBBJ and CIM. The proprietor told me on my last visit that BBBJ is never available and I know that simply isn't true. Are there any girls among the current offerings who have provided these for you? Please respond by PM, thank yo uso much for any help.
Angus Magee
07-02-06, 22:22
Welcome Adderm and thanks for the informative reports of unexplored territory. That I always welcome. I may have to make the trip to p-burg to check out Didi...
Those breasts, if indeed natural, are a wonder.
One Eyed Man
07-03-06, 22:53
There was an article in the New York Times this morning saying that the World Cup tournament has been a bust for the German sex industry. Seems the guys want to watch the games from the pubs, not the puffs. Here's a link (I think you need to register first):
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/world/europe/03berlin.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
Lord Byron
07-04-06, 09:36
There was an article in the New York Times this morning saying that the World Cup tournament has been a bust for the German sex industry. Seems the guys want to watch the games from the pubs, not the puffs. Here's a link (I think you need to register first):
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/07/03/world/europe/03berlin.html?_r=1&oref=sloginNo need to register, you can get a password from http://www.bugmenot.com/view/www.nytimes.com
Hi all. Firstly, I would like to thank you for the lack of assistance with the ling i requested. Anyway, I am not bitter so I will do a review of the experiences. Mind you, I don't think many people here are into the street scene.
I arrived on Mon 19/6 and it was boiling. I got a taxi to drop me at the cnr of Potsdamerstrasse & Kurfurstenstrasse. This was about 3pm. I was surprised how many girls of all ages, shapes and sizes were stood along Frobenstrasse. They all looked a bit too professiona though, so I didn't approach most of them. There was a Turkish-owned bar on Kurfursten opp. Froben. I sat there and had a water for a few mins. There was a sexy-looking, tanned, slim brunette who looked in her 20's sat there having a drink on her own. She was dressed like a gypsy and I was sure she was a working girl. The only thing was she wasn't touting for business. She had loads of tatoos etc. We exchanged a couple of glances but nothing was said. I then trekked all Froben, up Bulow and onto Einem and back onto Kurfursten. Saw nothing from the cnr of Froben & Bulow until right before the jct of Froben & Kurfursten. I did speak to a v. thin, young (early 20's at most) typical druggie type on Froben. She was with a dodgy pimp type most of the time. Anyway, she spoke some english and seemed to agree to everyting at my hotel for 30. Agreed to be around at about 11.30 that night. There was a v. young looking brunette standing by the street. I sat and had another water and the 'gypsy' was still there. Interestingly, there was a caravan type parked on Froben nr the jct with Kurfursten with quite a few young ladies sat outside. Thought they were selling stuff initially. It was only in hindsight that I figured that they were probably all SW using the caravan for their business! Needless to say I never saw them again after that day.
I think it was then that this other lady appeared on the same jct but on the other side of Froben to the caravan. She was blonde and looked older (about late 30's). She was slimmish and wearing tracksuit type gear with a bruise on her face. Generally she looked pretty skanky and poss. homeless. Definitely my type I thought. Started talking and she agreed to everything (shave/shower, DATY, BBBJ, sucking balls, straight sex, anal, facial, video footage) but would not go below 40 I think. Left it at that and called it an afternoon.
Took a taxi around the area around 11.30 and I couldn't believe how many women were out. I realised quickly that the section of Froben beyond Bulow is strictly TS/TV's only. The road to the left off Kurfursten between Einem & Froben (called Geibenichtstrasse or something, opp the church) was strictly over 40's. Anyway, there was no sign of Tanya (the thin druggie with the pimp from earlier). The gypsy was still around and so was the dirty older blonde on the cnr of Froben & Kfursten (by the Ubahn entrance). She still refused to budge from 40 I think. The thing that amazed me was taht even the most unattractive women were demanding 50 minimum! Called it a night without any action in the end and paid the taxi 25!!!
Next day I only went around at night. Eventually settled on a slim, gothic type brunette between Postdamerstrasse & Kurfurstenstrasse. I think I spoke to her the night b4 and she wanted 60. This time she agreed on the lot for 50 for an hour. Back at my hotel (it was ok as the reception closes at 11.30) things were ok. Said she was 28 and her name was Yvonne and from Holstein-Schleswig. She said she was shaven but it had grown back a bit. Left it as it was. She kept saying that she had been beaten up by some guys and that her ribs and face hurt. This had repercussions on her agility in bed. ANyway, wouldn't kiss but seemed to genuinely come from the DATY. Tased rather nice. Her oral was terrible though. Refused to do anal too as said it hurt. Ended up doing her doggystyle in the pussy and I came all over her face. Not bad but not great.
I think the next day I did go back in the afternoon for a bit. Spoke to more girls on Froben but were too expensive. Figured it wasn't worth going to a hotel as it would be 20 just for the room for an hour. Gypsy was there again and I noticed she was talking to herself and a little zonked out. I also saw her pop one boob out and fiddle with her nipple which was pierced!! This really got me excited. I asked the Turkish guy at the bar if he knew if she worked and he seemed unhelpful. I noticed a young, bleach blonde (E European type) wearing really slutty clothes walk out of there later. Anyway, I tried to make some conversation with gypsy eventually. Didn't speak any english. Tried to ask if she was working and she eventually got my drift. I then read off what I wanted and she seemed to accept it all. Was a little shy on saying how much but seemed happy with 50. Took some effort to get her to understand I wanted the action after 11 that night. She seemed to agree to wait for me.
That night I did the same trawling. Still no sign of Tanya or the older, dirty blonde that night. Saw the gypsy (who said her name was just 'Du'). She was sat at the same table outside the bar. I clarified all points again. However, this time she said that she would not allow cum anywhere on her and no pics. I gave it a miss. I quickly decided to talk to this plain, plumpish brunette with boyish hair who was walking on Kurfursten between Froben & Postdamerstrasse. I couldn't believe it when she spoke absolutely perfect english. Agreed to the whole sheet for 50 for an hour and we were off. Turns out her name is Sabine, a 35 yr old trained nusre who was born and brought up in Berlin. She has travelled extensively in the US and worked in the UK for a while. Only did SW in Berlin though and has been for the pas couple of years. Not a druggie and not out all the time. Has a mobile too I think. Said she was actually in a lesbian relationship and is bi. Had a v. hair pussy but got rid of it all eventually. Rather plumper than I expected but her tits were nice. Her clit was ultra sensitive and came rather quickly. Her oral was much better than Yvonne, but that wasn't saying much. I think she did rim but can't be sure. She said she couldnm't do straight sex due to some ovarian issue so got straight into the anal. Was amazed at her agility for her size. She lay back and managed to get her legs right back so her arse was gaping up at me. I slid in with ease and was soon coming on her face. Needless to say she didn't kiss either.
Next night was my penultimate night so I decided to do the dirty blonde if she was about and if not, I would strike a deal with Du. They were both about so I decided to talk to the dirty blonde. I had spoken to Sabine about her and she said she thought her name was Tina. Anyway, we talked again. This time she would not budge lower than 50 (I was kicking myself as b4 it had been 40). Furthermore, as it was later than usual, she insisted on a further 10 for a taxi back. In desperation I agreed. Said her name was Tina from Berlin. She spoke a small amount of ENglish. Said she was 40 with 1 kid I think. Back at my place she undressed and her body was worse for wear. Definite druggie with marks all over. Also appeared to have a blood clot in a thigh. Tits were nice though. Shaved her hairy pussy and insisted she have a thorough shower. She seemed to genuinely enjoy oral and was in no rush. Finally someone who loved DFK. Her oral was absolutely incredible, but don't think she rimmed. Straight sex and anal was a dream as was the facial. She was the best girl I had there. Did get a little rushy towards the end though.
My final night was Fri 23rd. Had to get a taxi at 4.30am on Sat so didn't want too late a night. Du was on the scene but she was zonked out in a staircase entrace to a property next to the bar on Kurfurstenstrasse. I did approach her but she got aggressive. Spoke to quite a few others but none would do what I wanted. Only exception was this large polynesian looking bird. Seemed to agree to everything for 50 but I wasn't interested. Ended up calling it a night but couldn't resist going to sex kino place and wasted a few euros.
All in all a good but expensive trip.
Angus Magee
07-06-06, 20:38
Hi Donnylad,
Thanks for the report. I think you are right that not many are into the street scene in Berlin. I know I am not so I could not really help you with your request.
In any case it is an interesting report you wrote and good to have here on the board. It takes all kinds of experience I guess. Any chance of posting some pics or even a short movie. Would love to see them.
Am
Hi Angus. Sorry, just realised there was a typo in my last post. I meant to say my request regarding the lingo (language). Whether you could have helped me would depend on how good your German is. Never mind anyway.
With regard to the pics/movies, I'm afraid I can't as I promised the ladies I wouldn't. Sorry.
Donnylad
I will be in Berlin the 10th of July through the 15th looking to go to the usual places La Folie, Artemis, Sex Kino and so fourth. Any mongers that are going to be in town that want to join me. PM me and the first beer is on me.
Angus Magee
07-08-06, 17:28
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/hintergund.htm
i had a session last night with the very lovely claudia from "hautnah" here in berlin. many thanks to fellow board member grudgi for his suggestion.
anyway, this is a bit of a strange review to write. basically the session was great. claudia is a very pretty & sexy young woman. her service was also top-notch and enthusiastic. but i was left feeling somewhat disappointed & even a wee bit depressed.
let me say that i think this has more to do with where i was at than anything the young lady did or did not do. i am left wondering today if mongering has not lost it's shine for me. oh well...on to the review.
i call the agency at about 21:30 to try to set up a date for 22:30. i would have liked to make it a bit earlier but the neighbors are still a little too active & curious when it is still light at 21:00. the phone guy was helpful, and spoke english, informing me that claudia would not be available until 23:15. a little late for me (i had an early morning today) but i was horny and decided to go for it.
when 11:15 arrived i was showered & ready to go. the phone then rang and the phone guy told me, as i had requested he do, that c was running a few mins. late. good marks for the phone guy and his customer service.
sure enough, 10 mins. later the bell rings and i buzz her in. my first impression was-wow. a very hot young lady came through the door. c is tall, dark haired and has a 'girl next door' quality to her. she was dressed nicely in low slung, faded jeans and a white, mid-rift baring top. while not a stunner facially she is certainly pretty and the body, well, let's just say that she has a nice sexy body (great ass!!) that i would definitely turn to check out on the street.
i paid the fee (90 euros-1hr.) and c made her phone call. she asked then if she could smoke, which i don't mind, and we headed to the balcony. as she smoked we chatted a bit, the usual get-to-know-you stuff, and i could not help checking out her cute tummy & her small, bra-less breasts. little angus was happy!!
going inside i was a bit nervous and was kind of wondering how to start. you'd think that i'd be past that with 25 yrs of mongering beneath my belt. but sometimes it still happens. c took charge (whew) and before i knew it we were dfking like we were teenagers. er...wait a min....she is a teenager ;-)
she then stepped back and off came the top, then the jeans and finally a very pretty pair of light blue thong panties were on the floor. i was a bit speechless at the sight of her body. it really is quite magnificent and much better that the web site pics suggest. to tell the truth i was, before the session, a bit concerned about this. i find that very often web photos are very flatering to the girl's figure. often when the pants come off the reality is less than exciting. with c, the opposite is true. her legs and ass are much nicer than i had expected
she then practically tore my shirt & pants off, backing me into a near by easy chair and was quickly on her knees with little angus in her warm, soft mouth. very nice. the girl has a good bj technique and i would say it would be excellent if she could learn a bit of deep throat skill. but i am not complaining! she used her tongue skillfully and kept eye contact very nicely. and she was enthusiastic about the whole thing.
i was quickly reaching the point of no return, and a bit concerned about this as the session was not yet 10 mins. over, so i asked her to back off a bit and to put on a show. this she did, again with enthusiasm. she sat on another near by chair, spread her beautiful, long legs and started to masturbate. lots of rubbing and finger penetration.
i slowly jerked off as i watched and just got harder & harder. c was then suddenly down on her knees again, slurping little a like she was starving for cum. oh well, i thought. so be it, and i gave into the inevitable.
as i shot my cum into her pretty mouth still she kept total eye contact and seemed to know as well when to stop the heavy mouth action and just used her tongue to keep me cumming. very nice!!.
now the web site states "franz. pur & total mit schlucken". my translator translates this a "with swallow" so i was kind of hoping, for some reason, that she would just send my load down her throat. don't know why i wanted this but it kind of excited me. c looked at me, cheeks bulging, and indicated that she wanted something. i guessed it was the bathroom. not being one to insist that a young lady swallow my "load", i quickly lead her to the bathroom, gave her a towel and let her do her thing. i guess i was also mindful of the fact that we still had about 45 mins. of session time left and i was not wanting to sour the mood by making her ingest something she did not want to. besides, i think "schluken" may also translate as "sip" which just suggests taking the cum in the mouth, not swallowing.
c came out of the bathroom a few mins. later and lay down on the bed with me. we kissed a bit more, not so passionately as before, but nice, and she also stroked my cock, getting me hard again. i asked her to play with her pussy some more and went in for a closer look.
now here is where the negative aspect of the outcall escort rears its head. i could not help but notice that c's puss looked a little, well shall we say, "used". i know that i was at least her second appointment of the evening, possibly her third, or even, yikes, fourth. seeing her puss all opened, and obviously a little well fucked, was a bit of a turn off for me. i know these girls are not virgins, but, well, this was a wide open pussy! you could see well up inside and the lips were all loose and floppy looking.
usually i love to lick pussy but tonight i just gave her clit a bit of a taste and left it alone. besides, she did not feel that responsive. i did get her to lie on her stomach and gave her ass some attention. she has a beauty, wide & tight, a nice combination. i was hoping a bit that she would be open to some ass fingering but an exploratory tip of my index finger was quickly pushed away so i left it at that. i did spend quite some time just kneading and spreading her ass cheeks thoughly enjoying the sight of her little starfish, wishing a bit that she enjoyed anal sex.
without my having to ask she was soon blowing me again, and again doing a fine job. at this point i wondered if i was going to fuck c. as i have mentioned before in my posts. i find that condoms, while a necessity, are such a pain to get on sometimes that i just opt for oral sex. i hate working to get it on, only to find that my dick has gone too soft for proper penetration. hey, i am almost 50 and this was my second hard on of the night in less than an hour with no vitamine 'v'.
as the oral was soooo nice i kind of, through default, just decided to let c decide. if she asks for a condom we will do it. if not, go with the flow and just have oral. it was awfully good oral! no complaints!
as she was just as enthusiastic, little a was getting ready to shot again. i then made my final request. can i come on your face, i asked. yesss! her reply. oh joy!! don't know why, but coming on a sexy, young teenager's (+18!!) face is one of life's sublime pleasures. she assumed the position, lying on her back with me kneeling beside her head, and prepared for the money shot. i took little a in hand and got ready to spread my joy on her lips and cheeks. nice. she did not just lie there though and she kept grabbing me and tonguing my head. sucking and encouraging me to shoot. as i got nearer she let me at it, sticking her tongue out and opened her mouth just like they do in the pornos. it always reminds me of a little bird looking for its meal. lol
when i came i directed the load into her mouth and then the second spurt i put on her lips and cheeks. very much the pse-porn-star-experience. when i had finished i held my cock and directed it into her mouth. kind of expecting to bump up against closed teeth but pleasantly surprised when it glided right into her soft mouth as she took to the final task of the night. we lay like this for a min. or so and she then looked at me as if to ask to be excused. i stood and walked her again to the bathroom for her clean up.
i offered her a shower but she refused. suddenly i was kind of glad, and relieved, that i did not go to town with the daty. if i were to offer her advise it would be to at least take a shower when offered. i mean, i am sure she cleans up in the sink okay, but my confidence level of her, were i to book her again, just sank. if i book her again i will be sure to try to be her first of the night, nosey neighbors be damned. after all. i am single!!
we then headed again for the balcony so she could have another smoke and chat a bit more before the driver was called. i appreciated that she was not in a rush, while mindful of the time. during our talk she spoke of an event in her childhood that confirmed for me that, most likely, she is indeed 18 yrs. old, as stated on the web site. she mentioned the event at, 2 yrs. old, and then then said '16 yrs.ago'. i find that the girls often slip here when chatting casually and give away their true age, often a few years more that the stated age. don't know why i mention this other that to feel a bit pleased that i had just been sucked off, twice, by an 18 yr. old sweetie and to emphasize that hautnah seems to be a reputable agency.
at exactly the hour, c called her driver who was no doubt very near by and off she went into the night. myself, i showered and fell into bed after setting the alarm for 6:00 am. yikes!!
as you all can no doubt tell from my review i was well pleased with claudia. but as i mentioned, today i have some mixed feelings. i am not quite sure what it is about but the session, while really quite excellent, was also a bit cold and mechanical. honestly, i guess a part of me likes to maintain the illusion that i am 'special'. with claudia i got the feeling that it was 'all in a nights work'. i really do not want to cast any doubt upon this girls escorting skills as she really did an excellent job. i would heartily recommend her to any of my fellow mongers here. and i may even repeat with her....she is a hottie.
i just felt a bit sad in the morning and wondered about how nice it would be to wake up with someone sometimes instead of just ushering them out the door and going to sleep alone.... perhaps that i why i usually like the bordello scene. having someone in your home makes the whole experience a bit more personal.
oh well. thanks for taking the time to read this rather lengthy report. i hope it was interesting. not to be compared to kumbu's stellar writing i fear (hint-hint kumbu-i am still eagerly awaiting the remainder of you berlin reports!!)
happy mongering guys.
am
Norman Stormin
07-10-06, 18:03
I'm planning a month long stay in Berlin and have read with great interest each of your 91 posts. In fact I've read all of the Berlin posts going back 4 years and you are certainly the master as far as consistant factual information. Thanks for two years of extensive and diligent research!
Although this is not a mongering vacation, I certainly intend to take advantage of all the pleasures Berlin has to offer a Scottsman's purse. (Europe tends to be a bit pricey). Based primarily on your reviews, I have outlined the following agenda for at least one short shot at each of the following establishments:
Erotic kino 26
Neukoln neighborhood
La Dolce Vita
Vancampen
Royal
La Folie
FKK Artemis (one you have not reviewed)
Kurfursten Str Streetwalkers (in spite of yours and others warning to the contrary)
That averages out to about 2 sessions per week allowing for 4 revisits given my thrice a week monetary, time, and sperm count budgetary constraints.
I will be making full reports on all of my experiences.
Thanks again Angus! Keep up the good work!
Angus Magee
07-12-06, 11:02
Hey Stormin'
Glad that someone is enjoying & benefiting from my posts. As I have said before on here, I believe that Berlin is one of the best, but under-reported, mongering destinations in Europe. It may not be as wild as some of the EE countries (Ukraine, Moldovia etc.) but for a dedicated explorer it offers many delights.
Let me know if I can be of any help while you are here and I do look forward to your reports.
As for the street scene-well-I must admit that the street is where I started my mongering career and I do sometimes have an urge to cruise. It can be fun and I fully understand its appeal. I just think that it is an age thing for me. As I get older I enjoy the comforts that a bordello offers. But no doubt if you have the enthusiasm for the street scene, I say go for it. I love reading about such adventures and living vicariously through them.
As for Artimis-well-since it has opened I have heard both good & bad things about it. As my budget does not allow me to get too wild in such an establishment, I'd just as soon stay away until such time that I do not have to worry about the financial aspects involved in a visit. I also just like the intimacy of La Folie.
Have Fun
AM
Norman Stormin
07-13-06, 00:31
When I said "one short shot" in my post I meant it ! And when I said three times a week based on sperm count management, I meant that too. It's a very rare occasion I have the pleasure of a double header, as you just had with Claudia.
Time and money are also considerations and that is why I am attracted to the Erotic Kino and the likes of La Dolce Vita where I can enjoy my favorite BBBJCIM, Fransosich Total I believe the natives call it, at a reasonable price. I'll save the long times and multiple shots for the third world countries. And besides that, women just bore me after about 30 minutes of conversation.
I'm sure the other places I mentioned will be limited to one time experiences. Artemis will be an entirely new experience. I have never been to an FKK. I just relish the thought of spending an entire afternoon there sipping on mineral water whilst staring at all that eye candy. Then suddenly lose my presence and ravish one of those beauties, if only for 30 minutes.
Very kind of you to offer your assistance Angus. I would be honored to have a beer with you. Or, if you prefer, a mineral water at Artemis!
There was an article in the New York Times this morning saying that the World Cup tournament has been a bust for the German sex industry. Seems the guys want to watch the games from the pubs, not the puffs. .......Sounds like another misinformation by the prudes' lobby. The places we visited during our FIFA football/soccer WC tour all were reasonably busy and showed the games on big screen TVs. The Cologne brothels in the Hornstrasse were jam-packed with football fans from all over the world when we were there at 3 am after a game, and we passed on the Berlin Artemis FKK due to overcrowding.
Arxontas Erastis
07-18-06, 10:00
Hello mates,
I have visited fkk artemis in Berlin and compared it with fkk the-palace in Frankfurt. At Artemis they are missing a lack of fun.The women just wait for you to aproach them. At Palace they attack you and I think that is more fun then us going around and chaising women.
Because I'm visiting Berlin tomorrow does anybody have a alternate place to go then Artemis?
Dear Angus Magee , thank you very much for your reports , very usefull!
I will be in Berlin at the end of Setpember with a couple of friends , can you suggest us any girls available for FK, dildo games and anal?
The past year we used Kamilla Dee escorts service and the 200€ we spend were well worth.
Thank you for your help and looking forward to hearing from you.
Angus Magee
07-18-06, 17:13
Hello mates,
I have visited fkk artemis in Berlin and compared it with fkk the-palace in Frankfurt. At Artemis they are missing a lack of fun.The women just wait for you to aproach them. At Palace they attack you and I think that is more fun then us going around and chaising women.
Because I'm visiting Berlin tomorrow does anybody have a alternate place to go then Artemis?
Artemis is the only FKK in Berlin. However, if you do not mind a small smokey bar packed with hot (available) women you could try La Folie. Plenty written about it in this forum in earlier posts.
One Eyed Man
07-19-06, 03:21
I think this joint has been around for a while, but I came across some great pictures of one of the girls on berlinintim.
First, a couple of facts: my flight arrived in Berlin about 8:30, I went straight to my hotel, but my room wasn't ready, so I grabbed some breakfast and headed over to the Sexy Candyshop, unshowered, unshaven, and a bit tired and jetlagged from my flight.
There is a map on the website. I keep forgetting that Berlin blocks can be very long! I got off the subway at Westphalweg and walked about 20 minutes to RIngstr. 78. On the way back, it was a 5-10-minute walk to the Alt-Mariendorf station.
The madam met me at he door, sat me down, and the girls stopped by to introduce themselves. The first one was attractive (maybe Nica or Bela), then a couple of really skinny girls (are you thinking what I was thinking), and Madlen (pronounced "Mahd-LANE."
Madlen was the girl I came to see. She had an all-over tan and looked pretty much like her pictures, though they are probably few years old, and she had her hair drawn back.
Things started off pretty well. She asked me to wash up in the sink, but I asked to take a shower, since I just finished an 8 hour-long flight.
She seemed a bit impatient that I had taken so long, but we got started and then she informed me that I hadn't done a good job, and we go to the sink anyway to clean up. This was the beginning of the nightmare.
I turn over, and she gives me a pretty good massage and comments that I have some big muscles that are tense. I comment that's interesting, since I was never very athletic.
She starts a BBBJ on me, pretty good, and after a while turns around for 69 (must have read my mind.) I try technique one, but when I try thing #2 she tells me she doesn't like that--every woman is different, right.
After a while, she climbs onboard for cowgirl. I like to go slow, and she starts up fast, and at some point comments that I have a bad sense of rhythm. We finish round one.
We continue with another massage, go into cowgirl again. I joke that I'm hurt that she said I have a bad sense of rhythm. I'm too tired to come, so she unmounts and gives me some manual action. She brings me near climax a couple of times and then slows down a couple of times, and I, thinking it's her technique, say so.
Then she starts up on me and the nightmare is complete. This woman criticizes me up and down for the next ten minutes. She says she's direct (as the Germans are, of course) but she doesn't like my sarcasm. (Sorry, but it's my sense of humor.) I explain that I'm a foreigner and that one misunderstandings occasionally happen. She'll have none of my apology, reaming me up and down again. It's like with a girlfriend, where they keep score and mentally record everything you said and use it in their trial against you! I regrettably take it all and don't tell her to shut her cake hole.
Madlen is an attractive woman, and I think the really meant to give good service, but I wouldn't go anywhere near that place again. Maybe if you're German and on the same wavelength, but I'm inclined to avoid German girls for quite some time.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.
One Eyed Man
07-19-06, 03:34
After the tongue-lashing I got (see my prior report), I was a bit gun-shy and skeptical about women in general and German women in particular, but a guy's gotta get laid, so I went to the Venus Club.
This place has gotten a couple of lackluster reviews, and honestly, I've had one great and one mediocre experience, but I like the place, because: it's in Mitte, has an amateurish feel, and if you pick carefully, you can get BBBJs there.
Due to the unpredictable effects of jet lag, I got there at 10:50 p.m., ten minutes before their official closing time. I was fortunate that they agreed to see me, but the only girl available was Martha (pronounced "Marta.") She looks pretty good on the website and has enormous breasts. Since I made the long trek to get there, was horny, and didn't want to lose face, I picked her. The damage was Euro 100.
I showered, accepted a beverage, and when Martha came in, naked, she was much heavier than I expected. Her breasts are at least DDs, and had a pendulous, udder-like appearance.
Still, her body was firmer than it appeared. The CBJ wasn't bad (again, people who come late can't be choosers) and surprisingly, we had some good chemistry during cowgirl. Turns out she is from Gdansk. Forgetting where I actually am, I go there speaking German until it dawns on me that the girls are Polish and speak English at least as well as they do German.
So I left satisfied and determined to come back during normal business hours when some of the other hot girls on the website are around.
Grandpianist
07-21-06, 19:38
I am indebted to Angus Magee for responding to my request for information on sexkinos - ErotikKino26's website certainly looked appealing. Sadly I couldn't locate Dominicusstr. 26 on my (cheap) map of Berlin but I was able to easily find Kant Str which is how I ended up in Cascade.
The door was locked upon my arrival on a Thursday evening at 18.00 but a friendly face soon appeared at a hatch in the wall. After quickly checking me over, I was allow entry which took me to a bar area. Admittance was 6 Eur while a bottle of beer cost another 4 eurs. The very relaxed and friendly barmaid looked no different than barmaids at pubs and bars across Europe and engaged me in a bit of social chit chat. On my way into the cinema, I noticed three ladies sitting in a corner of the bar.
The cinema was nothing like I'd imagined - the seating were like upholstered church pews with high sides and backs for privacy. There were no other customers. Within seconds of me taking my seat, the first lady sat down next to me and engaged me in conversation. She was latino looking with very large boobs and I was tempted. For 50 Euros she said we could go to a room for 20 minutes and she will make me very happy and for 30 euros we could stay where we were. Something deep inside me made me hold back despite the rising lust whereupon she started the hard sell. I said I wanted to watch the movie and eventually she lost patience and went away.
Almost immediately a second lady sat next to me and engaged me in conversation. She said her name was Kim and that she was from Italy though in the half-light she looked distinctly oriental with Korean features. She was as gentle as her predecessor was aggressive and for this reaon I warmed to her. She quoted 70 Euros for a cbj in the cinema but when I said it was too dear she made out that she had made a mistake in her English and motioned with her fingers that it was 30 which I confirmed in German. I hesitated and she dropped to 25 and the deal was struck.
She pulled her breasts out of her bra to allow me access and said I could play with her between the legs but fingers internally were not allowed. I undid my flies and reached in to fondle me to a rapid erection. She asked to me drop my shorts to the ground, bagged me up and gave a lovely bj while caressing my thigh and my balls. I found her underpants inconvenient and for an extra 5 euros she offered to remove them. She soon brought me to a very satisfying climax.
In conclusion, I agree with Angus - it is a sleazy experience but that was part of the turn on but certainly a long way from a GFE. Nonetheless, it's something that every avid monger ought to try at least once.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.
Angus Magee
07-22-06, 07:00
Hey GrandPianist-Thanks for the report . Too bad you could not find Dominicusstr. But sounds like you ended up at the right place anyway. Good job not letting her get away with stiffing you for tourist prices. This is the hazard with many Kantstr-Wilmersdorf establishment. They are in really touristy area and I think the girls get away with charging obvious out-of-towners higher prices. 70 Euros for aa in the seat cbj-yeah right.
And OEM, I have to say I agree with you about avoiding German girls in a lot of these establishments. They often have a sort of 'I'm generally too good for this' type attitude hidden just below the surface. Any friction and out it comes. Sounds like you had had one particular type of GFE, the GGFE or German Girl Friend Experience. Not to be confused with the other type.
And, I have had great times with German girls. Once again I will sing praises for Royal brothelle. My last experience there was with Kim, a very beautiful and, IME, pleasant German girl. Also Lea at Dolce Vita I is a sweetie who I have seen perhaps 5 times now, a repeat rarity for me. She is just so sweet to me and her bbbj skills keep getting better with each visit. Now that she trusts I won't start ramming down her throat when I get excited she does deeper & deeper mouth penetration. And she has a tongue piercing which she uses effectively.
Thanks both of you for the reports
AM
Angus Magee
07-23-06, 17:15
Does anyone know of any review sites that are in German and cater to specifically the German, or even better, the Berlin escort/brothell scene? My German is improving and I thought it might be fun to check these boards out.
Thanks in advance
A M
(also posted in the German General info thread)
Free Derry
07-23-06, 18:20
Does anyone know of any review sites that are in German and cater to specifically the German, or even better, the Berlin escort/brothell scene? My German is improving and I thought it might be fun to check these boards out.
Thanks in advance
A M
(also posted in the German General info thread)www.verkehrsberichte.de (Forum Berlin)
www.berlinintim.de (Reports Berlin)
Angus Magee
07-24-06, 06:57
www.verkehrsberichte.de (Forum Berlin)
www.berlinintim.de (Reports Berlin)
Thanks Free Derry. Sorry though but I should have mentioned that I know the first one and have never been able to get to the reports on it. You have to get past some age verification thing with a credit card and I am reluctant to do this. But thanks anyway.
Any more? I am also looking for smaller lesser known escort agencies in Berlin. I know all the big ones. Looking for more like this
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm
if there are any.
AM
Free Derry
07-24-06, 08:20
Thanks Free Derry. Sorry though but I should have mentioned that I know the first one and have never been able to get to the reports on it. You have to get past some age verification thing with a credit card and I am reluctant to do this. But thanks anyway.
Any more? I am also looking for smaller lesser known escort agencies in Berlin. I know all the big ones. Looking for more like this
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm
if there are any.
AMI'm not a expert of the Berlin scene.
On berlinintim they a listed here:
http://www.berlinintim.de/member/Club/Escort.php
Some adresses, but I do not know the service:
http://www.berlin-beauties.de/ladies-%fcbersicht.html
http://www.gsmedien.de/sex/sandra.htm
http://www.love-angels-berlin.de/indexflash_content.html
http://www.klein-zierlich.de/index.htm
Saw Heather last weekend. She is really a very attractive and tall young lady. Her physique is fabulous as well. The session was good but not the type that creates lasting memories. She didn't mind being touched but manual entry not allowed. That's okay, I know it's uncomfortable for many girls and a higiene concern in any case. Just the same, it did set the tone for the remainder of the sesion. She was very accomodating in terms of positions and the amount of time I needed, which turned out to be considerable on this day for some reason.
Heather is a 9/10 on looks, and a solid 8 on service. A very good session but still just a tad bit lacking. I would still recommend her though. If this was her off day then I'm in for a treat when I return.
Angus Magee
07-25-06, 20:38
Thanks Luv Nooke-good to have the information on a VC girl.
BTW_ I wonder what ever happened to Kumbu? Kumbu-are you there? Looking forward to the rest of your report.
Why isn't anyone talking about how difficult it is to find this place? Perhaps most of you are taking taxi's to get there, I drove.
Anyway, met Sam there last Saturday. She said she's 21 and was there for her first time and was planning on staying just through the weekend. Sam was really cute but the slim type I am normally attracted to. She more than made up for that with her attitude. For as young a girl as she is Sam truly understands how to seduce a man.
I was sitting in one of the kino rooms and she walked in. There were two other guys there and they didn't really want anything to do with her. So Sam made her way over to me and struck up a conversation. I found her quite engaging and cute, personality-wise. Along with the fun banter she began light touching. After a bit of this I eventually decided to give her a try.
Sam was very enthusiastic but with some restrictions, e.g., no kissing on the lips, etc. With no prompting from me however she went right into a nice BBBJ. She seemed to very naturally take to it and enjoyed herself as well, going very deeply at times and using long, wet strokes. Still, no kissing on the lips.
Sam did offer very nicely rounded breasts, they would still be large even if she trimmed her body down a bit. Her nipples were proportionate is size though. Many times a woman with large breasts will have overly large nipples. Anyway, Sam's are nice. She didn't seem particularly excited or displeased with my attention. So I continued to polay with them for a little while just to get it out of my system.
The main event was nice but rather conventional, a mono-positional thrust-fest that produced all the expected results.
After Sam I went wandering throught the place and sat at the bar on the main floor for a while. That's when I met Cara, the Italian. She is a piece of work, perhaps fun, but a little too much for me. I chatted up this cute little Rumanian for a while who looked every bit of 13 in her face, but with a body that was perfect. Her bubbly little personality was so enchantingly sick, I couldn't bear the thought of dipping my wick in her.
At the end of the bar was a knockout, I kept wondering whether this might Nellie, the Turkish girl. I was keenly interetsed in finding her too. We made eye contact many times and she always smiled but never approached me. For whatever reason, I did feel like getting up off the barstool.
Eventually, however, I decided to take a walk and ended up back in the same kino room. Cara tracked me down in about 30 seconds unfortunately. I actually enjoyed toying with her and making her think that I was going to buy her services, all the while having no intention to do that to myself.
Then who walks in but Sam. She seemed truly bored. We began talking again and and really started having some sort of connection. As time went by she started touching me again, very lightly, and with expert precision with her fingertips. This young girl so understands seduction! Well, she eventually was going down on me there in the kino and didn't say a word about going up to a room. I wasn't assuming that I was getting head for free, but she really seemed to be doing this because she wanted to. Then the kissing on the lips started, prompted by her, not me.
We did go back upstairs. We both laughed at the fact that she really likes doggy and so do I and neither of us mentioned that during round one. Well, round two was nothing but her on all fours and me pulling her mane back hard with one hand and gripping her hips tighly with the either while I thrust as hard, deep, and fast as I could stand.
If Sam is there I think I would recommend her.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for directions for posting a link to a specific report.
Vicifranck
07-26-06, 19:36
If Sam is there I think I would recommend her.Right, but what does she look like ? slim with big tits is not enough.
Thanks
Angus Magee
07-27-06, 13:15
Right, but what does she look like ? slim with big tits is not enough.
Thanks
It would be nice to have a description, for color in the report, but with a place like Artimis isn't the whole point to it that you go and have a look? If you are after someone in particular & know their name you can ask. He did make kind of oblique references to her being perhaps a bit chubby.
Arxontas Erastis
07-31-06, 13:27
Artemis is the only FKK in Berlin. However, if you do not mind a small smokey bar packed with hot (available) women you could try La Folie. Plenty written about it in this forum in earlier posts.Thanks for your advise but I didn't read it early enough and I ended up at Artemis again. I promised myself I'm not going again!
I'll try La folie next time.
The Grand Wazoo
08-01-06, 13:27
Fellow Mongerers,
I have searched far and low amongst this board as well as several others regarding the FKK Artemis. I've found some basic info and a few girlie tidbits but after a month and a half of serious googling I'm afraid that I still cannot determine if the Artemis is worth the expense and effort. I've booked a trendy four star hotel as close as possible (on the Kudamm) and expect to 'hunt' at the Artemis for a few days in early October. First let it be known that I'm a business guy from northen Europe and travel a few times a year to Berlin. Visited La Camilla's joint on a few occasions (so far the best brothel that I've experienced in Berlin) as well as Liberty and VanKampen (bit too pricey IMO).
Now as a FKK virgin I'm determined to break my cherry and do some serious debauchery.
Please please please can someone give me an honest and current account of the FKK Artemis. I suspect that many new ladies have arrived after the World Cup hysteria. Just looking for some basic reviews, tips, suggestions and overall thumbs up or down.
Angus appears quite high on La Folie (is it in the same class as Artemis?). How does the pricing compare? The goods? The atmosphere?
Thanks in advance and know that I'll do my duty and assist others where I can be of help.
The Grand Wazoo
Angus Magee
08-01-06, 17:43
Angus appears quite high on La Folie (is it in the same class as Artemis?). How does the pricing compare? The goods? The atmosphere?
Thanks in advance and know that I'll do my duty and assist others where I can be of help.
The Grand Wazoo
Hey Gr. Waz.
Well sorry to say that I can not help with personal experience of Artemis. But There are those who seem to have had a good experience there. There are some reports in this Berlin section and you might also have a look in the Germany FKK section. I believe there is more in there.
Now i have a friend who has been a couple of times and he loves the place. I have heard criticism though that it is a bit hit & miss. And for 70 euros entrance my pockets are just not deep enough for a miss.
I believe that the pricing is on the web site http://www.fkk-artemis.de/
It is also in English if you look. If the price of a girl is not on there I think it is 60/half hr. Extras are, well, extra. Sorry, I do not know the prices.
Now, Artemis vs La Folie. They are very different places. For one, LF is not an FKK really. It is a bar with trim. It is small. Smokey, as are many bars in Germany. And there are not that many girls at one time. Perhaps 8-12 girls when I was there. But both times I was there was in August, a slow time of year and a time when many bars are slow. Maybe at other times of the year there are more girls.
But what can I say. The girls that were there were great IMO. Not all of them, but enough. I have been there, I think, three times. Each time I went with two girls. Of those, four were absolute knockouts. The first one was so-so but this was before I figured out how to say, politely, I'm not interested. And the other so-so girl (it was late and the bar was almost empty) started giving me a bj as I sat at the bar. What could I do...
Also the girls in LF are not all pros. There are girls who work just a couple of days a week to suplement their income from another job. I find this a turn on in itself. You just have to luck out and learn to spot the pros. Generally pretty easy actually. They are much more agressive.
At Aremis the girls are mostly live ins and they are there to do the job. I am sure that you can find a nice girl there, but it may take some digging-and remember to learn how to say, thanks, but I'm not ready to decide just yet.
Anyway-hope that you have a good time when you come wherever you end up. Oh-the pricing at LF is (or was-it may have changed and I have not been in a while) 14 euros to get in (includes your 1st drink) 60 euros for a half hour with a girl in a room. Lady drinks ? but as always a bit pricey and extras I do not know. I know that many of the ladies that I am interested in there (semi-pro part timers)did not do bb anything (ie bbbj). And kissing seemed to be very YMMV-some did, some didn't. This is a bummer if they don't, but fuckin fantastic if they do!!
Cheers
Angus Magee
08-01-06, 23:06
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm
Hautnah is now officially my favorite outcall agency in Berlin. Miki from that agency just left and I thought that I would get a report in before hitting the sack.
Again, top marks to the phone guy. He speaks English well enough to get a girl to the right address on time and he is polite and helpful. Miki arrived on time at about 5 mins. before the hour. As with Claudia I was a bit nervous about the pics on the internet. They show what could be and attractive girl but not for sure.
When Miki poked her head around the corner of my flat's stair case though I was very happy. She is a fresh faced natural beauty with a nice body. Wearing a typical young teen get up, black short pants (half way between the knee & the ankle and a nice pink top she looked great, She has dark blond hair past her shoulders and seems to wear some, but not much, make up-a little eye liner was all that I could see.
She came in and greeted me with the two cheek kiss and I took her to the phone and gave her 90 euros for the hour we would spend together. Then she asked for the bathroom. Okay, now if you read my review of Claudia you will note that I was a bit taken back when I realized that she did not shower fully between clients. I offered and she refused.
Now, by contrast, Miki headed right away for the shower. I smiled and and went to the living room to wait. Less than 5 mis. later M appeared wrapped in the towel I had given her. We sat on the couch and I asked her some questions to get things started.
Again I was struck by her good looks. Facially she is very nice. She has a kind of Eastern European beauty, with a touch of California girl (the blond hair & light complexion) and the freshness of youth. She speaks not much English (she did not get my corny jokes...) but enough. Her German is terrible and she says that she speaks a bit of Italian.
Now one of the questions was, do you go to school. She replied yes, I'm in grade 11. Now I froze. Grade 11? Where I come from that is like-16 yo. She must have seen my face as she started laughing and said-I'm 18 and taking a year off to work.
Whew.
I reached up and started to pull off her towel. I wanted to see her body. She kind of teased me a bit here (I love that) and pretended to resist a bit. I must have looked disappointed as she then let the towel drop. WOW. Her body was stunning. Her breasts are perfect. Not huge but big and so firm. No droop what so ever and capped with the cutest pointed nipples.
I cupped them and played with the nipples for some time. Next I lay her back on the sofa and went down for a taste of her shaved pussy. Again, sweetness and beauty. Very tasty.
Now as an aside here I do have one mild negative about the agency-and it is not a huge one. Perhaps more of an observation really. On the web site it states that all the girls do tongue kisses, Fr. total w/swallow, Naturesekt, come on face and covered sex. Now that is some standard menu.
In reality tough I noticed with both Claudia and Miki (more so with Miki) that the kissing was not really all that enthusiastic. Like it was a bit of a chore. Now i don't expect the girls to enthusiastically kiss me if that is not something that they are comfortable with. But it seems to me that the agency offers a bit more than they actually can deliver. Now Miki did kiss me, and later in the session it even got a bit more passionate, but it was not exactly what I saw on the web site. I can not help but wonder if this does not cause trouble for the girls.
Sp from here the session progressed very nicely. After some time licking her I lay back and she went to work on little A with her mouth. Great technique and so so pretty looking up at me.
At some point I moved us to the bed room. Here I had her do all sorts of fun things including some face sitting (having her squat above me and plant her ass squarely on my face was a slice of heaven, more bbbj, some nice bls, lots more daty, some posing, and a bit of face fucking (but this did not work so well as she was obviously a bit scared I would push too hard in her mouth).
Finally I was ready to go for a bit of doggy but then I realized that we were running a bit short of time. Schade. In fact I was not convinced that she would take little A all that well. During our romp I had a couple of times tried to get some finger action going. Each time I could not get past the second knuckle of my index finger in her pussy before she would tense up. She is very, very tight and a bit nervous about penetration I think. Again, I can't help but wonder if this gives her problems with some of her younger, less understanding customers. In a two hour session with a tube of lube and some clit stimulation I am sure it would work (and feel wonderful-she is tight!!!) But as time was short and I wanted to cum on her face anyway I let the idea of fucking her go.
So I sat in my chair with M at my feet and she went to work. In vet little time I was ready. I stood and got ready, taking little A from her grasp and taking aim. She looked so cute on her knees, face ready to receive my cum. She said pleas not in the eyes so I tilted her head back and told her to open her mouth which she did.
Well, the best made plans of mice and men...The first blast hit her squarely in the right eye..opps...the second went right to the back of her throat (I got my swallow ) and the rest all over her lips, chin and dripped to her breasts. Passing her a towel and apologizing for the eye shot I lead her to clean up.
She was good humored about it. I guess it happens from time to time. And she was soon in the shower again. This time I watched her shower and get dressed. She had very sexy little thong panties. mmmm
Soon she was on the phone and on her way. Right on the hour as a mater of fact.
So I was happy with my time with Miki. She is young, hot and agreeable to pretty much whatever I suggested. She was a bit reluctant (shy?) to masturbate for me but did give it a try. I would love to do an extended session with her-2-3 hrs and really get into it. I have the sense that she is a bit submissive and with a bit of time I could really get her going I felt.
Thats it for now-time to get some rest.
Thanks for reading.
One Eyed Man
08-02-06, 02:22
And OEM, I have to say I agree with you about avoiding German girls in a lot of these establishments. They often have a sort of 'I'm generally too good for this' type attitude hidden just below the surface. Any friction and out it comes. Sounds like you had had one particular type of GFE, the GGFE or German Girl Friend Experience. Not to be confused with the other type.
AMI didn't mean to sound like I was against German girls. Many of my past girlfriends were German, and I've had some great times with German pros. For instance, there's Natalie at Kamilla la Dee, who's this cool 5'10" German blonde girl (still there). This girl Sam at Van Kampen (started there after quitting her job, and probably went back to civilian life) was also great. Draw your own conclusions, but German (and Germany-based) escorts are really grateful when you DATY on them. Either Madlen of Candyshop was a psycho (I think she meant to give good service), or I just coincidentally managed to push all her buttons.
Hi Angus!
"Hautnah is now officially my favorite outcall agency in Berlin" !
Nice to hear but hurry up because a few of these nice ladys will go back to their country soon. I don`t know if they`ll be replaced properly!
:-)
Angus Magee
08-03-06, 08:45
Hi Angus!
"Hautnah is now officially my favorite outcall agency in Berlin" !
Nice to hear but hurry up because a few of these nice ladys will go back to their country soon. I don`t know if they`ll be replaced properly!
:-)
Yes-Claudia is officially "im urlaub" according to the web site and the lovely Miki told me that she was going home on Aug. 4. She said she will return but who knows...
I can just hope that who ever is bringing these girls to Berlin continues. They do seem to have an eye for quality talent. There was another cute blond on the site for a while, not Nikol, but she can be seen in Nikol's photo set with Michaela & Nikol in a threesome photo. I hope she comes back for the autumn season. Not sure of her name. I would also give Nikol a try next month if she is still there. She is not so good lokking to me on the web site but I have found that the photos of these girls to not really represent them fully. Miki & Claudia both are much better in person than in the pics supplied.
But I must thank you again Grudgi for originally pointing this agency out to me. It is low profile in Berlin but is way above any of the more mainstream agencies.
I do remember that last year Hautnah closed for a couple of months. Their old web site was offline after Christmas and a new one was posted in early Feb. But I do hope they continue to do business in Berlin.
Hello all. This Berlin board is quite impressive -- lots of useful information and polite discussion!
I'm going to be in Berlin in a week or so and am interested in sampling at least one lovely lady (my budget is limited). I would like to visit an FKK at some point in my life -- just for the sheer luxury of walking around in a place full of naked women, all available for sex -- but Berlin doesn't seem like the place to start. So I'd like to check out a couple of brothels such as the famous Kamilla la Dee or Van Kampen mentioned here.
My main issue is this: Kissing and DATY are essential for me. At the brothels such as KD, VK and Royal, are these generally considered extras, or are they included in the 80 Euro half-hour fee? How much would it cost (on average) to add these services? If the response to these questions is that it varies depending on the girl, how does one go about determining these things -- should I ask very precise questions when the girls are being introduced (to avoid surprises), or is this considered impolite in some way? As you may be able to guess, I'm not at all familiar with this kind of "luxury" service -- my main experience is with the fairly crappy quickies that are the staple in Paris and Soho.
I don't speak any German but speak English and French -- it looks like a lot of the girls at least speak some English, so I guess language shouldn't be too much of a problem.
I would be very grateful for any information you might provide!
Overall Rating: 5/10
Attractiveness of staff: 3/10
Quality of service: 6/10 (Massage and HJ only)
What's special: Massage from two ladies
I did notice an advert for Buppha Thai Massage on a Berlin site. After a Google search which recommended the place I did call and made an appointment. While 50 EUR for a 1 hour massage session suggested that I would not exactly meet perfect tens, the voice on the phone sounded reasonably nice and did conclude to go there.
What you should expect is a reasonable massage performed by two ladies who are around 40 years. They are polite, will offer you a HJ or more. However, did not feel tempted enough by any of the two ladies to accept.
In a nutshell, if you are after Traditional Thai Massage (NO sex), I believe that there are better places in Berlin - I personally like Atittan. Buppha Thai Massage seems a reasonable and reasonaly cheap compromise between a TTM and a HJ.
Overall Rating: 9/10
Attractiveness of staff: 9/10
Quality of service: 9/10
What's special: BBBJCIM from a rather young attractive girl
After I read Angus Magee's post I felt seriously tempted to try Miki (http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Miki.htm). Im glad to say that Angus' great report is entirely accurate apart from one thing - as of August 5th, Miki is still in town. In any case - thanks Angus' for pointing out Miki.
*** The telephone guy
When I called Hautnah, I was chatting to a smooth talking chap. Angus said that his English was good. I am German and I was mildly surprised that he speaks perfect German and is an entirely pleasant chap to talk to. In any case he took my mobile number to call me should there be any delays. He later called me to tell me that Miki was on her way.
*** Miki - first impressions
The telephone guy had announced was going to be 1/2h early. She promptly rang after the call. She arrived wearing tight jeans, a tight top and high heels and did have very little make up. Altogether she did make the impression of a sober 20 year old, very pleasant without anything remotely tarty about her. Greeted with kisses on the cheeks.
*** Miki - well, second impressions
I offered her to take a shower. In Berlin, I do live in a Serviced Appartment, told her to feel free to use the towels and other amenities. She seemed to be genuinely suprised by that and smiled. After a very quick shower she came back to the bedroom.
At that point, I was glad that I had used the beach towel earlier - which left Miki with a somewhat small towel. She is 1,64m, around 50 kilos, dark blond hair. Altogether she has a petite and near perfect body. The towel partially revealed her shaven pussy and her very shapely butt. I once had a girlfriend of African descent who claimed that caucasian women had flat butts - at that point I clearly knew she had been very, very wrong.
*** Playing with Miki
I had been reading while she had been showering and she asked me to undress. She also asked me to put on some music. I gladly obliged.
Miki's German is pretty much non existent, her English is sufficient for very basic conversations only. She says she had to learn French at school but did not pick up any. She claims to speak some Italian, which sounded credible.
Although we did not really share a common language, she was both cheeky and pleasant to be with. We joked about our differnce (I am much taller than her) in size and our lack of a common language - and landed in the bed.
At that time she was naked - she has perfect natural breasts, a very flat stomach and a neatly shaven pussy. I think in terms of her body she she is near a perfect 10. She is still petite, so YMMV.
After some more teasing - I had the impression she would not like to french kiss and did not push it - she started a very prolonged BBBJ. At times it was a bit rough and direct and I have experienced more varied technique. However, she deserves a 10 for endurance. She was enthusiatically doing me for more than 10 minutes - I then asked her whether CIM would be ok, she nodded and continued some more minutes. When I came, she took it, did not complain, smiled and seemed proud of the results achieved - but then quickly went to the bathroom. I do not think she is a natural swallower, and although the website says the girls will swallow I again did not push it.
After she came back I thought about what to make of the rest of our hour. I started to play with her body. However I had a tough week and decided to ask her to massage me. She told me that she would, but warned me of her limited knowledge. Again, her technique was limited but she enthusiatically tried her best.
I tried to chat with her while she massaged me - she says whe is 18, but I think she could well be 19 or 20. She comes from Bucharest in Romania and has been in Berlin for 2 months. While chatting, she can be girlish and she is generally best when she does things she seems confortable with. She IS very confortable with showing her body, even her most intimate parts - and while her petite body reminded me of Asian girls, that is something which is very different from the always towel wrapped Asians.
After the massage, we she started with another BBBJ. We were getting close to the hour though. So gents, while I might disappoint you I did not f* her and I cannot comment on her other skills. I am sure that I will have her again and will duely come back though.
*** In summary
Miki is a sweet girl and very enthusiatic. She is unspoilt enough to be pleasant to be with - and she is experienced enough to be confortable so show her assets and to have developped some skill and technique. I think she could be asked to go further - and as far as the website says she will go. I hope she will stay long enough in Berlin for me to verify that.
I had used Hautnah for the very first time, and judging from Miki they have an eye for gems. They are certainly small, but I hope that they continue to go for quality, not quantity.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for directions for posting a link to a specific report.
Angus Magee
08-07-06, 12:59
Hello all. This Berlin board is quite impressive -- lots of useful information and polite discussion!
I'm going to be in Berlin in a week or so and am interested in sampling at least one lovely lady (my budget is limited). I would like to visit an FKK at some point in my life -- just for the sheer luxury of walking around in a place full of naked women, all available for sex -- but Berlin doesn't seem like the place to start. So I'd like to check out a couple of brothels such as the famous Kamilla la Dee or Van Kampen mentioned here.
My main issue is this: Kissing and DATY are essential for me. At the brothels such as KD, VK and Royal, are these generally considered extras, or are they included in the 80 Euro half-hour fee? How much would it cost (on average) to add these services? If the response to these questions is that it varies depending on the girl, how does one go about determining these things -- should I ask very precise questions when the girls are being introduced (to avoid surprises), or is this considered impolite in some way? As you may be able to guess, I'm not at all familiar with this kind of "luxury" service -- my main experience is with the fairly crappy quickies that are the staple in Paris and Soho.
I don't speak any German but speak English and French -- it looks like a lot of the girls at least speak some English, so I guess language shouldn't be too much of a problem.
I would be very grateful for any information you might provide!
Hi Dr,
Well, the places you mention are your best bet for finding what you want, daty & kissing, but, at least for the kissing, I think you will have to pay extra.
If you read my past reports you will notice that I tend to favor Royal. I have been to VC and it is also a fine establishment but for some reason the girls at Royal I find slightly higher quality. And keep in mind that this is a personal thing. I am sure that you would find those who prefer VC. KD I can not comment on as I have never been there myself.
In my experience I have never had a Royal lady refuse daty-at no extra cost. And if I remember correctly cbj is also generally included, bbbj is extra. Kissing is usually a small extra fee,perhaps 15 euros, if the lady is into it. But I myself will not pay for kissing. I find that unless it happens "naturally" I'd rather not kiss. So I leave it up to the chemistry.
As for finding out this information, the best thing is to ask the Haus Mutti (Mamasan). This will be the woman who answers the door for you and takes you to the choosing room. Usually she will see you in, then the girls will come by one by one and then she will come back and ask you your choice. She will usually speak at least passable English and be able to direct your choice best. You can then confirm with the girl as you pay at the start of the session. Remember, in Berlin, if you do not find what you are looking for at an apartment it is perfectly acceptable to leave and look else where. I have done this many times and only once, in a very low class bordello, was I ever given any attitude for leaving.
Have fun and remember to give back to the board with a report of your fun.
AM
Angus Magee
08-07-06, 13:11
Overall Rating: 9/10
Attractiveness of staff: 9/10
Quality of service: 9/10 (Massage and HJ only)
What's special: BBBJCIM from a rather young attractive girl
Hi T M,
Great report. I am glad that Miki has another fan and also happy that she has stayed longer than she indicated to me. Sheisse-now I may have to have her over for a repeat performance this coming weekend.
I also echo your wish that Hautnah continue in the business of bringing young lovelies to Berlin.
AM
Hi Dr,
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Have fun and remember to give back to the board with a report of your fun.
AMAngus,
Thanks so much for your clear explanation. I won't be traveling alone unfortunately, but if I get a chance to have some fun I'll definitely report back.
DR
Fellow Mongerers,
I'm afraid that I still cannot determine if the Artemis is worth the expense and effort. I've booked a trendy four star hotel as close as possible (on the Kudamm)
The Grand Wazoo
Wazoo, I know hotels in Berlin are fu¤#u cheap but if it's that important to you as it seems to be, I don't understand why you're so cheap about your fu¤%# money with regards to Artemis. Alternatively you should reallocate your money to a 1+ star and stay until 0500 at artemis :-)
Joke aside, you shouldn't miss it, really clean and nice place with more than enough meat unless you're looking for something very specific. Some seem to claim the interior to be over "the edge", but what the heck, it's a ***** house after all..............
The Grand Wazoo
08-08-06, 14:30
I'm not lacking humor and thus your 'joke' is well taken Senor Uggabugga. Fact is the ****hotel is paid for by my employer...the pussy is not. Regarding Artemis my question in fact had little to do about money although €70 entrance fee is quite steep for some soft drinks, porn room, small pool, towel, locker + whatever. My post was intended to gather some first hand info regarding the quality of the girls, both in sheer numbers as well as variety. Is it stuffy or relaxed? Is the placed filled with fat business guys or young punks? Is the pressure to empty your wallet prevelant the second you enter the lounge area? Likewise if someone can relate the various services provided, the costs involved and perhaps even a name of a girl not to be missed then I'm most grateful.
The Artemis homepage hasn't changed in months and sports no photos of available ladies. I suppose the turnover there is enormous but still they might want to update their site with "girls this week", "newly arrived", "regulars" or whatever. Some indication would be nice. Since I can't get much from their website, I thus turn my plea to you guys who have been there recently. On this board alone there are many great reports about the FKK's in Cologne, Frankfurt, Hamburg et.al but fact is the FKK Artemis in Berlin, which is touted as the "biggest in the world" (or something of the sort) has invested a huge sum of money to both build and promote prior to the World Cup, there is still very little written from its' customers.
As stated, I've visited a few of Berlin's better brothels and am more than happy with the services and the prices (half what I pay in my own country). I simply am trying to convince myself which route to take on my next trip.....two nights of complete debauchery at Artemis with an average of 2-4 girls per evening or a visit each at Liberty, Van Kampen and Kamilla La Dee. I'm only staying in Berlin for two nights so naturally I'm looking for the most bang for the buck.
All the same dude, thanks for your input.
The Grand Wazoo
Fact is the ****hotel is paid for by my employer...the pussy is not.
The Grand Wazoo
Maybe consider another employer then ;-)
Soriously, you shouldn't miss Artemis. Much, much more bang for the buck and you may spend hours in watching, chatting or just relaxing between selecting pr session. Even though there's too little coach action in Artemis to my preference, you'll get opportunities.........
Most girls are not aggressive at all (remember this is Germany) and even the most pushy ones will easily go away unless you behave stupid.
It's not possible to categorizise the clientel that easy when everyone are in robes, but my impression is that very few are less than 30. Quality are relative you know........I'll rather say it's something for every taste.
There are reports on Artemis on this thread. I do not really see where the problem is. You will be hard put to find a more detailed (and better written) report than either of Kumbu's two in June. If you can't get comfort from those reports (or by PMing him), then sorry, I fear this board cannot help you.
The Grand Wazoo
08-09-06, 15:58
Suppose you're right. Kumba's reports are well versed and give nice and ample detail. I'm convinced and will indeed visit Artemis. I reckon with 20-70 girls available on any given night and at €60 a pop, that a man can't go wrong. Thanks to all for your input. Hopefully some more recent reports will surface and I give my word to add my own experiences come early October.
The Grand Wazoo
Grand Wazoo
From what I've heard (from mongerers and girls who have worked there) the facilities are good as well. So if you can stay for a few hours then the EUR 70 will be well spent, even if only as a pleasant and clean place to enjoy the eye-candy.
I'm hoping to go on either 20.9. or 21.9. (or both), and will try to report afterwards. So if it's a non-recommendation, you'll still have time to check other options if you want.
greetings comrades,
first, my deepest apologies to you all for the delay in all my reports. i had promised to report on my entire expedition in early june to berlin, and i never quite finished off. i have several reports waiting to be completed, and i am providing one right now. but before i do so, let me say to grand wazoo that artemis is certainly worth a look, although perhaps not exclusively. that is, if you have less than e150 to spend, i would probably not spend it at artemis. if you have more cash on hand, and if you have never been to an fkk, artemis is definitely worth some time. if i could visit just one place in berlin, it would probably be either royal or brigitta duemichen. here now is a report from a vist to royal back in early june:
report iv
sylvia, royal, monday at 11am.
i awoke at 5am, tired, bleary eyed, upset that i could not sleep more than these four hours, but you just can’t fight jet lag. i lay there and thought about what i had planned for today. in my months of preparation, i had prepared a daily schedule for where to go, directions, prices, suggested girls, etc. this is what my schedule offered:
morning (11am): royal
afternoon (3pm): kd
evening (8pm): playgirls
my fatigue could not dampen the excitement of such a day, so i got out of bed, showered, and staggered down to the restaurant for breakfast. as i sat down, i took out my notes to review what the schedule called for today and started to tweak the schedule here and there. as i ate and pondered the best way to bust up my dick that day, i started to realize that my schedule just must change. royal is an absolute must, and i am glad to say i did go there as planned. however, artemis just was in my blood now. so i changed my schedule and decided that after my morning visit to royal i would have lunch and then make my way over to artemis and spend the afternoon, evening and night at artemis.
i ate for a full two hours, and the wait staff were just marveling at how such a skinny guy could pack away so much food. but you all know why i was doing this, right? nourishment is crucial for what i had planned for today – i needed lots, and lots of energy, and a good breakfast is the bedrock to en energetic day.
i walked around a while, and then walked over to the u-bahn. when i was about to enter, i thought about where i was going: bundesplatz. i thought about my last visit there, and how the s-bahn provides a wonderful view of the platz, so i decided to approach it from the s-bahn. i took the ring s-bahn to bundesplatz, and as the train approached the station i saw the angels atop the building in the platz, and my heart fluttered in excitement. i got off the train and looked in anticipation down at the square…oh the carnal pleasure that awaited me!
it as still early, about 10am, an hour ahead of schedule. i decided to walk around the neighborhood a little. i had been reading about stamina and how the best way to maintain stamina (of any kind, including sexual) was to pay particular attention to your hydration and your energy level. that morning i had loaded up at breakfast, but that was a full 90 minutes ago, so i thought it might be a good idea to get a small snack. i walked northward up bundesallee to mainze str and turned left onto a lovely, quiet tree-lined lane. i strolled along side the old ladies, walked past the small grocery store on the left (i eyed a barrel full of gorgeous looking apples) and on down the cobbled sidewalk. the air was the perfect temperature – upper sixties (f), lower twenties (c). after i circled the block and came back to the grocery store and bought an apple and decided this would be my snack. i started munching and made my way back to bundesplatz, where i stood diagonally from the entrance to royal and watched the door like a stalker. i saw a guy in a business suit walk up to the door and buzz and enter. damn! he got the better selection than me, all because i was munching on this apple. oh well, i decide to wait five more minutes and then make my move, which i did at precisely 10:45am. the big wooden door was open for some reason, but i pressed the buzzer anyway to let them know i was coming.
up the two flights of stairs, and the door opens to this gorgeous, tall, blonde bombshell who is the madam, not a provider. she starts in german, i do my little sprechen sie englisch bitte routine, and she switches seamlessly into english. she asks if i have been here before, and i say yes, and she says to wait a moment while she gathers the girls. i stood, paced back and forth, fumbled with my watch, ran my hands through my hair, excruciatingly aware of how nervous i was. why?? i’ve been here before, i’ve done this many, many times (both here and at a whole variety of places), but still, it gets those chemicals in the body pumping like nothing else. more on this in a later report when i recall the ponderous reflection on the addiction that is mongering i had while sitting in artemis gazing at naked beauty after naked beauty parade past my aching dick.
the line-up consisted of four girls, all between 6 and 8 on my scale (which is a very strict one). the line-up is a somewhat stressful moment in the experience, i must admit. there is a tension between getting the very best look that you can (which is essential for you to make the best decision) and retaining some self-respect. i always imagine myself as that wolf in that old cartoon version of red rising hood, where his eyes are bulging six inches out of his head and his tongue falls out of his mouth and hits the floor. so i try to remain as stoic and composed as possible, just so the girls don’t think “what a fucking retard”. but that means i can’t squint to get a good look at the size of the tatas, or cock my head to the side as she approaches to get a glance at her backside, or any of those other things that you naturally want to do.
this is my routine: 1. as soon as she appears in the doorway, look her straight in the eye and examine her facial features, 2. quickly (very quickly) glance down her front as she approaches. often i don’t do this, but i simply rely on peripheral vision which is usually enough to tell me whether she is stacked, flat, or somewhere in between. 3. look back into her eyes and hold that until she arrives. 4. shake her hand and listen carefully to her name, 5. repeat her name out loud. this does two things. first, it helps you remember her name. second, it allows her to linger and hopefully she will repeat her name again. this, again, gives you extra time to gather more information. at this time, if you are smiling, she will (hopefully) smile too, which is always a treat. and of course this is the closest you will get to her, so i usually pay particular attention to my olfactory senses at this point – a very useful source of information. 6. as she turns, i hold her eye gaze until she breaks it, and then 7. boom! straight to the ass! i calculate width, roundness, overall volume, flabbiness, etc. in a fraction of a second, and then my eyes sweep down over her legs. here i calculate length, tone, muscularity, and skin quality. my eyes then sweep quickly up her back and i calculate her overall dimensions and various ratios – legs:torso, butt:waist, shoulders:waist. finally, i watch her walk – does she lope, does she glide, does she strut, does she creep? it sounds like i am some kind of cyborg doing various calculations on the girls, but this all happens (as you know) in a matter of about 5 seconds, but as i get more and more practiced, i get better and better at evaluating the girls using this routine.
ok, back to the actual event. there were four girls, but the one that stood out was sylva. she a blonde, about 5’5” with a pretty enough face – smallish nose, dark blue eyes, lovely smile. she had smallish breasts, maybe a large a-cup, and thick strong legs. her skin was a wonderful olive brown and it smelled of some kind of lavender cream (wonderful). she was wearing an orange halter top and a red-brown string bikini bottom – the kind which goes right into the crack. you all immediately understand why i picked her, right?
a moment about her ass: round, large, voluminous, but it looked very firm and well taken-care of. when she was approaching me in the line-up, i thought she was pretty, but not much else. but in my examination of her as she walked away from me, i watched that bubble bounce back beyond the door, and i knew the decision was made.
so the blonde madam came in and i asked for sylva. thsi is her on the website, and the pictures are, i guess, accurate.
http://www.royalgirl.de/models/flash/over.php?name=sylva
a moment later she came in and motioned me to follow her. we went into the same room i had been in a year earlier with laura – large bright room with a four-post bed with a yellow bed-spread, a white sofa and lots of mirrors. i asked her what kind of name sylva is (it sounded brazilian, but she looked most definitely german), and she said “sylvia”. so i called her sylvia the rest of the session, but now when i checked the web page, her name is listed as sylva (?). she asked if i wanted a shower. last time i was here we were in the middle of a heat wave, and they insisted that patrons take showers. this time it was much more comfortable and they did not insist. i took one anyway. when i was finished she led me back to the room and she asked what i wanted, and i told her bj, fs, but first i wanted to massage her. this is my routine. i notice that angus and i have the same strategy, but i think we might do it for different reasons. you said in one of your earlier posts that you do this because it loosens the girls up. that’s true. i do it because i just fucking love having my hands all over these beautiful women. it gets my motor really running being able to place my hands just about anywhere i want, and all in the name of a massage. but mind you, i know what i am doing – i’m not a fumbler or an amateur masseur, i take pride in actually loosening some knots in her back before indulging my sick flesh fetish.
ok, so she dropped her clothes to the floor and i dropped my towel on the sofa and watched her walk over to the bed. my. but before she got onto the bed i stopped her and asked her to just stand there for me. i sat down on the bed and had her stand before me, stark…raving…naked…just standing there smiling. and then she turned around and showed me the coup de grace – beautiful, bouncing, bubbly, baby bottom. i stroked the two cheeks, but held back actually digging in, saving that for later.
she then lay down on the bed and i started working on her back and neck. i immediately noticed how hard her back was – muscled, toned, very athletic. i also noticed a large number of beauty spots (mini-moles). the moles were not particularly appealing, nor off-putting, just something very noticeable. i rubbed her shoulders, her mid-back and the small of her back with a light stroke, and then started a deeper muscle massage of the upper neck.
as i massaged her back i asked her some small questions. i asked her how long she had been in berlin, and she said about a year. she told me she was from leipzig, which is apparently quite far from here. i asked her why she came to berlin, and she paused, then laughed and hid her face in her arms. when she pulled out, i noticed that she was actually blushing. she kept giggling, and i asked her what the deal was, and she finally (through her giggles) said ‘it was for love’. so apparently some she came up here to be with a guy, and that didn’t work out. so kumbu, being the sly kumbu that he is, took the chance and said “so, this man you were in love with, when he was young, he had had an accident, right?” confused, she said “what?” i repeated myself. she said “no, why do you ask that?” and i said, “well, he must have had an accident. i think his parents dropped him on his head several times.” and she smirked, and said “why do you say that?” and i said “well, what kind of brain-dead moron would allow a woman like you to get away from him?” oh kumbu, you smooth cat you.
by this time i had completed the full upper back and was working on the small of her back. i noticed that her ass was voluminous – very fleshy and round. as i massaged the left side of the small of her back, her ass wobbled ever so slightly to one direction. i switched over to the right side, and the ass wobbled gently back. ah-ha. so now i gently alternated massaging the left and the right side. this seemed perfectly natural from her perspective since it seemed like a good massage technique, but i had her ass wobbling back and forth like a fucking wet dream! i did that for perhaps too long, before i skipped over her ass and went down to her calves.
well-shaped female calves are a wonder of nature. they are strong and utilitarian, but yet sexy, smooth and curvy. they are hard, with both muscle and bone, and yet soft and fleshy. they are long and sexy, but also provide more than a handful of meat to grab onto – i love them! so i worked them for a while, all the time carrying some conversation with her and ogling her wobbling ass. i occasionally caught a glimpse of the bounties within – a clean looking asshole and a well shaven pussy.
readers of my previous posts will know that i have a principled objection to daty. i am squeamish about what else and who else have been in that exact same position with various other liquids. without assurances that hygiene has been attended to, i usually abstain. but boy my motor was running and as i looked into her cracks i began to think the unthinkable.
i let the legs go and began a full neck-to-ankle skin rub. this is how i transition from a massage to a more pro-active, energetic action. i slowly started to kiss the back of her neck. i smelled the skin lotion she had, and it was a turn on. i rubbed my face (eyes, nose, cheeks) down the middle of her back, kissing every inch or so. i spent perhaps a full 3 minutes kissing her back – an oft ignored region of the female body. her shoulder blades were small, and it was a great turn on kissing the sinewy muscles beneath the skin on her back. i slowly moved downward, the goal clearly being those fantastic jewels i had eyed before. as i passed the small of her back and began the ascent up towards the pinnacle of her butt cheeks, i started re-thinking my plan. do i really want to put my lips on her lips? is that really what kumbu is about? am i not a more hygienic person than that? do i not have the self-control to refrain? well, i struck a deal with myself. i would descend to just before the point of lip-to-lip contact, and then i would do a little visual and olfactory inspection. if all seemed clean and fresh, i would proceed as planned. otherwise, i would abort and pull into some other maneuver. ok, it’s a plan.
so i kissed my way up the fleshy mountains, reaching the very top, and then i decided to test the consistency of the ground on which i was trotting. i pulled my face back and with both hands i squished her two ass cheeks together. wow, the consistency was fantastic – like fresh dough being kneaded. i let them go and they bounced back outwards, falling apart like bread being broken at a feast. i then spread them outwards, as far as they would go, and let them go, and watched them bounce back inwards, slapping slightly as they met in the middle. this was the mother of all asses – large, round, fleshy, and yet fantastically elastic and firm. all this time she lay there quietly, subserviently, obediently allowing me to plunder my way through her ass. her eyes were closed, and thankfully there was none of that fake “ooooh, aaaaaah” bullshit you get sometimes.
i eased her over onto her side and kissed her pubic region – around the partially shaved triangle. i kissed from hip to hip, then down an inch and across again. as i made my second pass, i spread her legs open, and she obliged by raising it up, opening and revealing her whole apparatus. it took my breath away for a second. i paused, breathed, closed in, and began my visual inspection. her lips were bright pink, with a slight white tinge. inside her pussy, which was spread nicely for me, was more silky, light colored pink flesh, with some more intense tinges of pure white flesh. it looked oh so clean and inviting. so i then took some very conspicuous sniffs – i was certain she was not aware that i was smelling her out because while i did this i gently kissed the inside of her thigh, disguising my real actions. and to my surprise and absolute delight, it smelled not only clean, but fucking tasty.
without a second’s hesitation, i plunged right in. i placed both my lips squarely around both her lips, and tasted her ripe beauty like one does with a fresh, ripe white peach on a hot summer day. i tasted the succulent fruit savoring every little ounce of flavor and liquid i could gather. i ate it like a ravenous man who had not eaten anything for weeks, it was the greatest oral pleasure one can imagine, an absolute explosion of senses. i kept doing that, eating the two lips wioth my own lips (very much like biting into a fruit, but without the teeth) for several seconds/minutes (i lost track), and then i pulled back a few inches, used my fingers to spread the two lips into a wide, puckering shape, and then slowly thrust my pointed tongue deep into this beautiful woman. i pushed straight in until i met resistance, and then i forced onward, pushing in deep, deep, as deep as i could. a second later, my mouth was as wide as it would go (lips wrapped around her entire pubic region), and my tongue was inserted up to the root of the tongue, deep into her vagina. phew, for a guy who has qualms over daty, i sure shed all my inhibitions quickly, didn’t i? this was an experience like no other – having my tongue as deep as it would go into the holiest of holys of this wonderful, beautiful woman was just an exhilaration like no other.
i tongued her for a long time, perhaps three or four minutes, exploring every crevice and corner of her pussy that i could. the tasted never soured, and she never complained – it was fantastic. but just as soon as you think you have reached the very limits of depravity, you find a new way to extend your depravity. in my fervor to suck and kiss and tongue her pussy, i had rolled her over onto her stomach, and she was raising her hips up in the air to give me adequate access to her pussy. but in so doing, she was exposing her asshole cleanly to me. and as you can imagine, sucking a pussy from that direction puts your eyes and nose right *in* the asshole. i was really enjoying that – having my nose push deep into the cracks of her asshole. what’s up with that?? but having my nose squarely in the asshole allowed me to smell for any foul odors – none of which could be detected.
so i decided to go for it. why not, right? if not now, when? so i pulled my lips from her pussy and started kissing and sucking the flesh between the asshole and the pussy – that narrow, oh so delicate strip of flesh. i watched her carefully for any sign of objection, but she was calm and compliant. so i puckered my lips and placed them nicely around that lovely little almond. i kissed the outside of the asshole, not quite pushing near the actual hole, still a little squeamish about what lay beyond that. come on kumbu, this is a woman’s asshole!!! this is where shit comes out of. it’s sole duty in life is to expel crap, nothing else, what are you doing with your mouth so close to this woman’s crap hole?
enjoying a delicious ass sandwich is what i was doing, and after a few seconds of doubts, all inhibitions were shed and i was off to the races. my tongue came out like a fucking stallion, stroking, licking, lapping, ramming, pushing, brushing, stroking, and tasting every damned molecule in sylva’s butt crack. depravity at it’s very best. i carefully traced the ridges of the crinkles of her ass with my tongue, and i did this several times over and over again, trying ardently to imprint that sense on my memory so i would never forget it. i inhaled, i sucked, i licked, and i focused on remembering all those delicious, delightful sensations i was feeling. next, i pushed my tongue into her asshole, forcing her sphincter open slightly. as it entered, my tongue swirled a little to explore and see what the conditions were like. at that point i began to get a slight odor, and so i paused. hmm, what to do? i pushed ahead slightly more, and the odor remained constant (not increasing), so i was content. however, i feared what could come next, so i pulled back and satisfied myself with just a partial tongue protrusion.
i sucked her ass for another several minutes before my tongue started to lose sensation. it had been in overdrive for more than 10 minutes at this point, so i was getting tired. besides, my dick was as swollen as i could ever remember – that levitra was taking its toll. i finally pulled up and as i did so, she pulled up too, reaching over for a condom. she slapped it on and began sucking. she sucked, but i realized i was nt interested in her sucking, i was still interested in her butt. so i reached over and began squeexing her butt cheeks. after a minute or two, i licked my finger and inserted it into her asshole, pushing it in as deep as i could. as i did that, my thumb automatically went into her pussy. i fingered her for a while, and then i pulled out and went back into her asshole with both myindex and middle finger (thumb into pussy again). once my two fingers were in her asshole, i slowly spread them apart as much as i could, spreading her asshole as far as it would go. i got a little bit of distance between my two fingers, and i leaned over and like the *sick fuck* that i am, i peered down into that gaping anal orifice. i could see nothing but darkness, but it was like looking into oblivion. sheer wonder.
i felt myself reaching orgasm, and i had to pull away to break her lip-lock on my dick. so i pulled away, but my right hand has ass and pussy juice all over it. what do i do? i didn’t want to wipe it on myself, nor on the bed spread or towel, so like a thoughtless moron, i made the pretense of grabbing her ass and wipe my fingers off on her ass cheeks. not very classy, i know, but that’s what happened.
she lay down and spread her legs wide, wide apart. little kumbu was turning purple at this point, and was almost pointing upwards. so i obliged the fucker (literally). i lowered myself slowly into her pussy, and lay there for a few seconds, enjoying the sensation. she was warm, sweet, and fantastically firm. she groaned as i entered, and started rubbing her nails into my back. she wrapped her legs around me and urged me on very gently. i slowly started pumping, and went on for a good long while. after a while i rolled her over onto her side and took her from the back. this was a magnificent view – her wide hips protruding high up off the bed, her asshole pointing at me, and me pumping for my life. and a few seconds later i found myself pushing her into doggie position.
doggie is the killer, it is how one has sex if one wants to come quickly. it had been a good 25-30 minutes since my lips touched her lips, so my little guy was not ready for too many more delays. so she assumed to position. here is what i saw:
she swept her blonde hair over her right shoulder, and placed her right (face) cheek flat on the bed, looking back at me over her left ass cheek. most women place their hands on the bed to stabilize themselves, but sylva placed both hands on her ass cheeks and pulled apart, spreading her ass cheeks wide (ps). her back arched tightly, nicely, exhibiting the full strength of those beautiful muscles. and her hips pointed high, oh so high, providing me with the perfect stage on which to spill my boys. i looked for a second, burning that scene into my memory, and then i obliged both her and the purple bastard between my legs. i pushed into her pussy and five strokes later i was a heaving, limp mess lying onto of her gasping for mercy and air.
we cleaned up, i showered, she kissed me goodbye, and brita (the blonde beauty at the door) wished me a good day on the way out. i strolled out into the sunshine of bundesplatz whistling, loving the world and craving a kebab followed by several espressos.
Vicifranck
08-14-06, 19:05
Eh Kumbu,
I've printed your 6 sheets report believing that I will found tons of information on many Berlin high standing brothels. And when I realized that it was focused on only one girl! I thought to myself: Oh my god what's boring it will be to read. But in fact your tale is very erotic and humoristic
(I like your obsession with smells)
I will be in Berln in the next days, and your old report on "La folie" have convinced me to visit this place.
Angus Magee
08-15-06, 08:09
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/nikol.htm
Note-The above link no longer works. As I mention at the end of this report, Hautnah is off line for some weeks as the girls are all back in their home country. Nikol, from this report, mentioned that the agency will be in operation again some time this autumn, perhaps early Oct.
This is a review from last week. I am currently away from Berlin until late August and have not had yet time to write and post this.
Well I actually had wanted a repeat with the lovely Miki but by the time I called she had left for Romania. I decided to give Nikol a try even though the pictures on the web site did not do to much for me. I had heard that she is a good provider though and it was Nikol who I had originally found on the Hautnah web site.
Once again, phone guy is very helpful and we arrange for a 9:45 pm meeting with Nikol. At 9:35 I am just about to step into the shower and the bell rings. Yikes-!! I buzz her in and I am just a little bit flustered. Nikol though is great about it and agrees to join me in the shower.
I give her the fee (90 euros) and she makes her call, then into the shower. Now, showering with an sp is not something that particularly turns me on but this ended up being quite nice. We washed each other and then toweled off and headed for the bedroom.
Nikol went a min. or so before me and when I entered the room she was sitting on my big chair, naked, with her legs spread and he pussy on full view. And it was a nice view too. She has a very nice fleshy pussy with big inner "butterfly" lips that are prominent when she is sitting in this position.
I sat opposite her in another chair and she immediately got to her knees and started to stroke little Angus while looking up at me with her big brown eyes. This girl is very nice looking. Not a model but she is the kind of girl that would turn my head on the street. She has a kind of "slutty" quality to her. In the eyes and lips, you can tell that she likes sex and is a bit of a dirty girl.
She started a nice bj, keeping eye contact and really worshipping the cock. I let her go for several mins and then motioned for her to sit back on the chair. I wanted her to masturbate for me. She really did seem to get into this. Lots of finger bangin', spreading her lips and strumming her big clit. For a while I sat on the chair slowly stroking little A but then I did what I really wanted to do and that was get down there for a really close up view. Many girls are shy with this, but not Nikol. She seemed to enjoy it and rubbed herself harder.
Eventually I had to get in there for a taste. For the next 15 or so mins. we alternated between me licking her and her pleasuring herself. I was well satisfied at the end and had her juices all over my mouth and chin.
But by now little Angus also wanted some fun. So I switched places with her and she took to her knees with little A in her mouth. Some girls just look fantastic with a dick in their mouth and Nikol is one of these girls. She has bj lips. Her bj technique was very good. As I get more and more excited and encouraged her verbally, it just got better. I wish I could have lasted longer but in short order I was shooting my cum deep into her sweet mouth, And she took it all.
Now in my last review I mentioned that on their web site Hautnah mentions that "FT mit schlucken" is standard service with their girls. As I translate this it means "FT with swallow". But so far all three girls have headed directly for the bathroom to send my boys down the drain. I did manage last week to ask some German friends about this word "schlucken". It seems that it means "sip" or small taste as well as swallow. So Nikol had sip of my joy juice but did not swallow.
After cleaning up we sat and chatted a bit, again she sat, legs wide and idyll-y played with her pussy. After some time she looked at me and asked. "do you like to see me play with my pussy?"
Why yes as a matter of fact.
Nikol then started to masturbate some more while I watched and stroked myself.
This went on for some time. In fact I even reminded her of the time at one point and she said not to worry. Nice-!!
Eventually it was time to cum and I motioned for her to kneel so i could cum on her face. This time I managed not to get any in the eyes (see my report of Miki) but I did manage to give her chin & lips that nice glazed look.
After this Nikol cleaned up an left pretty quickly as we were, I believe, a bit over time already. Myself, I showered and went to bed early as I was pretty exhausted from my day.
So, summing up, I had a great time with Nikol. Having seen 3 Hautnah girls this summer I have to say that this is my agency of choice in berlin. Three girls, three winners. You can not beat those numbers.
Of the three girls Miki was the hottest I would have to say. She had that young teenage quality to her and gave me the impression of being a real beginner. Claudia has a smokin' hot body, but as I mentioned in her review had a bit of a cold, professional air to her. Nikol is not quite as hot as the other two but she is by far the most into the sexual experience of the three and for me the most fun. It would have been nice to cuddle and chat with her after the session had I the cash for another hour. (note to self-make more money-!!)
Were I to repeat with any of these girls I think it would be with Nikol with Miki a close second and I would not cry if only Claudia were available. Of course I deal might be a duo with Nikol & Miki as Nikol at least indicated she would enjoy.
On a slightly sad note, Nikol also told me that she and Michaela (who I have not tried but would certainly consider at some point-she does anal!!!) are both leaving for home sometime next week (Aug14-21) and the agency will be closed for some weeks. She mentioned that she will return in October ready for the pre-christmas season. But she also mentioned that there will be some new girls who will return with her at that time. I will be saving my euros for that happy occasion.
Thanks for reading
AM
The Grand Wazoo
08-15-06, 11:19
Kumbu,
You're a poet of punani and a true warrior. If I were to one day hook up with the lovely Sylvia then I'm afarid that I'll only concentrate on your report and leave little to my own pleasures. Great stuff. Now let's hear the scoop on the day's second séjour (Artemis)
Overall Rating: 9/10
Attractiveness of staff: 7 to 8/10
Quality of service: 10/10
What's special: BBBJCIM from a young attractive girl
Again, I seem to be slighly limping Angus Magee's post about http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/nikol.htm. And again, I do have to agree with waht Angus say - I will thus keep this report short an just add a few observations to Angus'.
*** Nikol - first impressions
Nikol looks both fresher and sexier than the photos on the website suggest. The photos are positively ghastly. She arrived wearing tight jeans, a tight top plus a fishnet jumper and a leather jacket and high heels,and did have very little make up. I do have to agree with Angus that she looks tartier, or let me be a bit less polite, sluttier. Greeted with kisses on the cheeks.
*** Playing with Nikol (and comparing her with Miki)
Both Nikol and Miki are Romanians from Bucharest. However, Nikol's English is better than Miki's. That, the fact that Nikol is more experienced than Miki and that she is more uninhibited means Miki feels innocent and Nikol feels like a bad girl. Both have their attractions.
Apart from being very reluctant to kiss, Miki feels more GFE and positively more 'innocent'. Strange thing to say and write. Nikol exhudes sex. Nikol started to kiss me when she arrived. I had waiting while she had been showering - she did not ask me to undress, but started to undress me. No questions about music, just sex.
In terms of sex, I got a a very prolonged BBBJ. It was better than Mikis more varied technique. Both deserves the 10 for endurance. Again, CIM quickly went to the bathroom - do not think she is a natural swallower either, and although the website says the girls will swallow I again did not push it.
Can anyone recommend any good German forums with good coverage of Berlin please?
Look at www.verkehrsberichte.com.
There is a special section for Berlin!
Can anyone recommend any good German forums with good coverage of Berlin please?www.nordfick.net
Vicifranck
09-05-06, 19:46
Three weeks ago, I was in Berlin to experiment the clubs that - based on info pick up on this board (thanks guys) - are supposed to be the best.
I was looking for what is mainly lacking in FKK: classy sophisticated girls.
You know, I 'm a fan of the best German FKK, but the girls in these clubs, generally looks like what they are:)
Wednesday, 16 hr - Kamilla La Dee
6-7 nice girls shake my hands. OUaah. YOLANDA (see photos on the web site) is exactly what I 'm looking for. A very pretty, harmonious young Italian girl, an executive woman look with her tightened suit, a little bit shy. She's is a new in the house.
I take my shower, and when I come back in the room (very small), she was laid down on the bed, wearing a very nice and erotic lingerie (yes, yes that's still what I dreamed about! ). She seemed less shy and began to move her legs. Oh my god she was so hot. I sit down and began to touch her, to kiss her thigh, to take off the lingerie, to lick her moist fresh pussy, . Etc. I finished by ejaculating on her very sweet breast and belly.
I can highly recommend this nice girl. CBJ Ok, Kiss? (didn't try). English spoken. 120? For 45 mn.
Thursday, 19 hr - La folie
I've visited this reputed place like we visit the Alexander platz or Branburger tor, like a monument.
I met a nice french-speaking regular senior from Munich, who told me that here the girls were honest and that the service was good.
But in fact, none of the 7-8 girls present suit me, so 30 mn later, I returned their tiny towel and left for Artemis, 2 metro station faraway. For a longer report, see Kumbu tales.
20 hr - Artemis
Nice infrastructure, good music. It's a shame that the pool located in the relaxing area is noisy as the Niagara falls.
The well-known manager ("see on TV") seems to be very careful with the girls.
Yes sure, the girls are sexy, but they look like *****s (yes, I know, I'am not in a convent).
Oh. , these horrible chuckling Russian team.
A nice young fresh girl, convince me, expertly to go in the room. A basic session (but no surprise, it seams be the norm in Artemis): no kiss, directly into BBBJ. Etc
I came back Saturday from 3 pm to 10 pm. None of the girl suit me. The "go to room? " arrives very quickly in the conversation.
9 pm: I was ready to leave, because pool and sauna, cigarette smoking, sauna and pool: it was enough for me.
And suddenly a very tall, athletic girl (1. 85 m) approaches me. Her voice was so bass (for a girl), that my first reflex was to give a glance below her belly. Her name is JOY.
Very pretty German-Spanish brunette girl. The face is Spanish typed and the body German (athletic, sure, but perfect). Finally, her voice is very charming. She was very over (in all the sense) of all the girls.
She has a good conversation, she's intelligent, classy and she liked my French accent. Very nice session in the Acropolis room. My recommendation for Artemis, if you don't bother to go with a girl taller than you.
Friday - Agentur liberty
They run also the "Salon de Prestige". Seems to be a rank below Kamilla in term of quality (rooms, girls) - but price is cheaper (80? / 40 mn). However, The Madame is cool and the cession with a joyful east-german girl was nice.
For a 40 mn session, you can shoot 2 times. For me, 2 times wasn't possible so I ended with a massage.
Saturday 15 hr - Royal
7 girls - very disappointed, I expected a lot from this brothel: all the girls looked like FKK prototype. Sexy, but no freshness. I left and compensated with a Tiramisu in the Café, just at the entrance of the building.
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Angus Magee
09-09-06, 10:12
http://www.werderstr-30.de/gallerie.html
This will be a short report.
I had a couple of hours spare the other day and 50 euros in my pocket so I decided to explore a bit in Templehof.
I had noticed a new (?) place at the address Werderstra. 30 and also that one of the girls on the web site looked decent, Amanda. So off I went with the intention of bailing if there was nobody there who turned my crank.
I arrived at 3:30 pm and was ushered in to a comfortable room. The line up was bleak. I was about to bail when Amanda showed up. She is very petite and cute though a couple of years older than the stated 19 yo.
I went for the 30 min FT treatment (bbbj), no fucking. Amanda got right down to it and provided a reasonable bj. She has a very nice little apricot but was totally unresponsive so after a few mins I just lay back and enjoyed. She worked on me for 20 mins or so and finally took my load (I had been saving it so it was quite plentiful) in her little mouth.
She did the sink spit and then ran out for a shower. Session over.
To sum up: it is a nice enough place but the line up is sparse. The rest of the girls would have had me running for the exit. The session was okay but I would not repeat. I like it when the girl at least makes an effort to finish the agreed upon time with a cuddle or massage. I would not repeat but do not regret going.
DkFatBastard
09-15-06, 14:02
This summer I had the oppurtunity to go to Berlin on 2 small visits, each lasting only a couple of days. Despite this I wanted to visit some of the mongering places that I haven’t tried yet.
First trip:
I went to the Agentur Liberty on a Sunday afternoon, one of the few places that are open on Sundays. As usual I’m shown into a room by an older woman and the available girls present themselves one by one. There was 6 girls, mostly 6s and 7s, but I had a hard time remembering their names, so when I had to choose, I had to explain her looks to the old lady.
I went for a polish girl, Angela http://www.libertyberlin.de/angela.htm mainly because I like tall girls. Angela then showed me to the shower and tells me not to go back to the room, if another monger are on his way in or out, a nice touch, shows they care about discretion.
I chose a ½ hour session with bbbj for 75€. I can’t say the session was the best ever, but the girl was nice, eager to please and created a good mood for me at least. She started with the bbbj for some minutes and then put on the condom with her mouth, a real pro. Then some cowgirl action before a misc finish. All in all a nice experience in a relaxed tempo, I certainly left the place with a big smile.
Second trip:
When I returned to Berlin some weeks later I wanted to try out FKK-Artemis http://www.fkk-artemis.de/
But after having done a bit of shopping in KaDeWe I decided to visit Agentur Liberty for the second time. This time the lineup was easier to remember, only 2 girls. None of them was really to my liking, but I don’t like to walk away, so I chose Marina.
After the shower we got started on a ½ hour session with bbbj for 75€. The session was ok, but I wouldn’t repeat. She is very nice, but perhaps to young for me, but as always YMMV.
Later in the afternoon (Wednesday) I went to Artemis at about 17.30 (5.30 pm) to check it out. It was very easy to find thanks to the directions given by Percent99. I payed the 70€ entry fee at the reception, got the locker key and was told about the club facilities.
So I went upstairs to change into the bathrobe and to take a shower before entering the club. I felt very aware that I stood out as a newbie, but I didn’t really care. I went first into the lounge just next to the lockers.
There was only 3-4 girls and 2-3 guys there. I sat down at the bar and ordered a diet coke. Of the 4-5 girls there I made eye contact several times with blonde girl that was talking to another girl in one of the sofas. After having smiled to each other a few times she took pity of me and gestured “want to go to room”, which I nodded to.
So upstairs I went with this polish girl, Pamela I think she was called, late tweenties, about 170 cm tall and with a pair of big fake tits. In the room she asked for what I wanted. I asked for a half hour session and we started. She did a bbbj in several different positions for quite a while, really trying to make me cum. I had sort of challenged her to try and make my cum this way, because I didn’t believe she could do it, since I had sex earlier True enough after 10 minutes I wanted to have sex according to the Bill Clinton definition and after 15 minutes sex in different position I finally finished in the cowgirl position. It was a really great session and she was very friendly in our talk before and after the sex, a great girl.
After the postsession shower I took a look around the club before I got a ½ hour massage in the wellness area. After the massage I took a seat at bar near the pool, next to a ukrainian girl, can’t remember her name, about 165 cm dark hair, 30 years old I think. We had a 10 minute conversation about where we came from etc, before I asked if she wanted to go to a room. She agreed to this and off we went.
This session started great, a little bbbj to awaken little Dkfatbastard, then she suggested we moved to a sofa next to some mirrors where I took from her behind and got a very view of the action in the mirror, She also made great eye contact, a real turnon. We then moved to the bed for a little action in the cowgirl position.
After a while she suddenly climbed off, took off the condom and started giving me a handjob. I was a little surprised and I asked if there wasn’t anymore condoms, she was annoyed and said, what use is a condom if my penis isn’t hard. Okay I admit, little Dkfatbastard was a little tired from earlier session, but I thougt I could finish. We tried but after awhile I gave up. It was a strange experience, she was so great for the first part of the session, but changed completely midway in the session.
All in all I think Artemis is a fantastic place, to walk around with all these naked and seminaked girls, I felt like in a harem. I am certain to return to this place, but next time I’ll be a more selective, converse a little more with the woman beforehand to try and find out who will give good service.
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next to a ukrainian girl, can’t remember her name, about 165 cm dark hair, 30 years old I think. It is Alexandra.
Tequila Kid
09-21-06, 19:56
I searched the board for streetwalker action around Hackesche Hofe, but found nothing.
My first time to Berlin was 2 weeks ago. I was with my wife, so no chance to monger. On a friday night, heading to dinner at Hackesche Hofe, I saw a very attractive, well dressed, tall, woman standing on sidewalk. Appeared to be waiting for someone. Another 15 meters down, I saw another attractive woman waiting. Another 15 meters down...same thing. As a guy walked by, she started a conversation with him.
My conclusion was the women were street walkers, about 4 of them working that side of street.
My questions are... I am right, the women were SW's? Are SW's common at Hackesche Hofe or other entertainment areas? What are fees?
Again, I already searched the forum but came up with nothing.
TK
Angus Magee
09-21-06, 22:23
I searched the board for streetwalker action around Hackesche Hofe, but found nothing.
My first time to Berlin was 2 weeks ago. I was with my wife, so no chance to monger. On a friday night, heading to dinner at Hackesche Hofe, I saw a very attractive, well dressed, tall, woman standing on sidewalk. Appeared to be waiting for someone. Another 15 meters down, I saw another attractive woman waiting. Another 15 meters down...same thing. As a guy walked by, she started a conversation with him.
My conclusion was the women were street walkers, about 4 of them working that side of street.
My questions are... I am right, the women were SW's? Are SW's common at Hackesche Hofe or other entertainment areas? What are fees?
Again, I already searched the forum but came up with nothing.
TK
Hey TK
By Hackesche Hofe I assume you mean an area near Hackesche Mkt. and Oranienburger Str. in Mitte? If yes then those were likely SWs you saw. Most of the girls on that street wear tall platforms, tight "bustiers" and tight jeans, or hot pants in warm weather. Some are quite beautiful to look at but I would advise you to steer clear as they are hustlers supreme.
These girls operate on the assumption that to take them to the hotel costs perhaps (I don't know exact prices) 60-80 euros and everything else is extra. You can easily drop 200-250 euros and come away unsatisfied.
I do advise people to stay away from street action in Berlin unless it really is your thing. If you must do the street thing go to Kurfürstenstr Ubahn (U-1) and look around there (do not take the wife as this is a pretty seedy area) but be careful as many of the girls here are druggies. There are some gems though I see from time to time when I bike through the area.
Better still-go to a brothel-you will find plenty of info here on the board, or tell the wife you want to go to a mens health club and visit Artimis.
Much safer.
Have fun
AM
Tequila Kid
09-21-06, 22:32
AM,
Thanks for the info.
I found lots of good info on the brothel's, sounds like I would enjoy.
Looking forward to next time I'm in town - without the wife.
TK
Koolshot737
09-23-06, 23:37
New website : www.ritter11.de Had Viktoria, 21 yrs, a portugese today for 20 min. Good FS for 40 Euro. Allowed DATY. Sucking only with condom, also the balls. Great body with firm tits. No attitude problems. Only language was an issue. She does not speak English and I German. Place is in Ritterstrasse 11. Website gives complete details. I believe Chantalle,19 yrs, is also good.
Saw some street walkers in Oranienburger Strasse. Some good beauties. Mostly all asked for 100 Euro for 45 min with massage. As some mongers have said it could be a rip off I did not try.
Regards,
KOOL
I have today posted about Berlin on the Other FKKs thread. It is mainly concerned with Artemis, but there are reports on two other places. Here's the link:
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=511797&postcount=1085
Peter Oskarstom
10-03-06, 14:01
Hallo,
Is there Red Light District area similar to Frankfurt in Berlin?
Thanks in advance
Angus Magee
10-04-06, 04:37
Hallo,
Is there Red Light District area similar to Frankfurt in Berlin?
Thanks in advance
Hi,
There is no real RLD in Berlin. There is a concentration of bars close to Charlottenburg S-bahn station but it would not really pass as a RLD in any European city. The brothels & massage parlors of Berlin are spread out throughout the city. The following is a good website that lists many of these places.
http://www.rotlichtadressen.de/
AM
PS-I forgot to mention that most of the bars & clubs I mention near the S-bahn sta. are tourist clip joints, dedicated to seperating you from your money while giving you the minimum service. I would stay away and stick to the tried & true. (plenty of advise in earlier posts here)
Angus Magee
10-04-06, 04:46
Looks like Hautnah is back in business boys.
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm
Nikol & Miki have both been favorably reviewed here and there is a new girl, Daniella. If my RM goes away next week I'll be giving on of them a try...
Two good and different sessions in Berlin.
First to Kamilla la Dee in Wilmersdorf. Read their website over breakfast in my hotel (furtively in the dining room, the only wi-fi area) and got quite hot looking at their various rooms and services. Decided on the spur of the moment to go there right away instead of waiting till later in the day.
Arrived about 10:45am. Buzzed “Form & Text” and was met by a warm and smiling young woman (I just open the door, she said - too bad, she was hot) shown to a small sitting area, 3 women introduced themselves and I chose Natalie.
A simply awesome body. Real breasts. Face not up to par with the rest, but actually this helped. She’d have been way too intimidating if she had a 10 face to go with the rest, but this tall statuesque woman was staggering. Mid 30s, I later learned, and the best fuck I’ve had in living memory – well, since Anna the Russian in LA..
€80 for 30 minutes. Shower, into a theme room, she strips off and I was almost afraid to touch her. But I got over it. Licked her ass, pussy, then she starts to bite my nips, on with the condom, and 69. Then she did my absolute favourite cowgirl – legs wide, knees bent, straight up and down, everything totally visible and I lasted about a minute. Maybe less. A cum to remember. A long long time since I came so strongly.
She said “a quickie” meaning I came very fast, and she was right. We spent the rest of the time talking in a mixture of German and English. I think I was outside before my 30 minutes was up, but I couldn’t stop grinning all day.
Stayed hard most of the morning and afternoon, sightseeing round the city. Mid afternoon I thought, what the heck, seize the day! Went to a beautifully sleazy sex kino in Schoneberg, Erotik Kino 26, I think, and met 5 or 6 mostly Thai women in the small lobby area. €5 entrance, not great looking but that’s not the point here.
Sat in the kino watching an American porno flick on the screen, mildly hot. A fat woman came in and sat next to me. I knew I didn’t want her but she brought me a cola, and gave me the menu but I said “spater.” So I was left alone.
After 5 minutes I decided I had to take some initiative, so I went out to the lobby and eyed the 5 girls (a new German blonde had now appeared, but I remembered some advice on the Forum about Thai women having a better work ethic), and picked a slightly older but nice looking woman. She came in and was very friendly. Probably over 40, but nice manner and the whole situation was very hot. She asked for €30 for “blasen im zimmer” and I countered with “€20 hier” and we agreed on €25.
She came back a few moments later with a towel, spread it on the seat in the theatre, took my pants down, put on the condom, and then gave me a combination of BJ and handjob that was literally a knee trembler. Within 5 minutes I was cumming like a fountain, extremely deep and powerful (being openly wanked in a porno movie theatre is sooo cool). Afterwards I couldn’t decide which of the two orgasms was the more powerful.
Something about both situations – Natalie’s incredible figure, and the erotic sleaziness of the kino – took me right to the deepest well of pleasure. What a great city.
Cost €80 in the morning and €30 in the afternoon.
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warning: don't read if you're narrow minded.
went back next day to kamilla la dee’s to see natalie again.
what a staggering woman - amazon, mature, erotic, professional but warm. this time i wanted a totally new experience. why not experiment? i asked for the studio – the s&m room - a red and black windowless place fitted out with strange nervous-making equipment, a black leather padded bench and horse, chains suspended from the ceiling and whips and paddles hanging on the wall.
butterflies in the stomach - would this be too weird, or too painful? a big turn off? i debated with myself, but as soon as natalie came in wearing a black leather top and tiny thong i knew i wanted her to do things to me.
actually, it was great. more playful and funny than gloomy or draconian. she started out with a cord around my cock and balls, tied it tight – she told me to keep talking to her to tell me if all was ok (a really good sign) – and i got this inflated huge erection that got very red as the time went by, but not uncomfortable.
don’t touch me, she says, so i had to keep my hands to myself as she went around my body with her lips and teeth – extremely erotic sensations. she stood me up, cuffed me to the chains on the ceiling and then slapped my ass a little with this paddle but we both couldn’t stop laughing because it was so weird and funny, and she kept saying it’s crazy, yes? and it was. very crazy, but new to me and arousing largely because i wanted her but couldn’t touch. she was building me up, of course.
over to this horse thing in the corner, a black padded leather contraption she had me bend over with my very extended cock sticking through a hole. i thought this was going to be a whipping or something but no, she gets on the inside and starts sucking my cock and i nearly lost it within seconds, but she knew this and kept backing off.
this contraption allowed us both to get into several positions, and at last the no touching rule was suspended and i got to hold her substantial (natural) breasts and to taste that gorgeously smooth pussy, which she let me do for a while. down on to a bench at the side of the room for bj (covered) and 69 and touching everything everywhere.
ok now the s & m game was really over, because i was ready for it and she put a towel down on the floor, laid me on my back, squatted above me in the most lewd legs-splayed manner and started fucking. perfect balance on 4” stilettos, and strong muscles to keep going and going, she did this amazing cowgirl (a visual treat among other things) and then began to talk really dirty, in several languages, some of which i understood. the combination of her stunning body, her playful (not turn-off) dominance, and filthy language just brought me to a massive climax. absolutely shattering.
and then, my final surprise, she raised herself up, grabbed the chains above her head, said to me, see my pussy? – i looked up at this gorgeous well-fucked **** above me in the red lights and mirrors – and she released a stream of [CodeWord140] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140) all over my lower body, a warm [CodeWord103] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord103) that i have never experienced before but received as a sort of cleansing, something strangely, weirdly appropriate in this room.
natalie had taken me to a place i have only secretly wondered about. and she did it carefully and warmly. it will never be my scene in general, but for a one time experience i couldn’t have found a better agency or a better provider. cost for 30 minutes 100.€
after a shower and change, i was ushered out by this stunning tall facially beautiful model-quality young woman called monika in a tight expensive bikini. man, what is this place?
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Angus Magee
10-06-06, 10:05
hi jovon,
thanks for the well written and informative reports. i have got to agree with you about the sleazy fun to be had at the sex kino. and some of the older thai ladies really know how to blow your horn.
i very much enjoyed the 2nd. natalie report. the peeing on you at the end was priceless and there is nothing like a session where you & the lady have some laughs. takes the seriousness out of this business.
i look forward to any further reports you make here on the berlin board.
am
Overall Rating: 10/10
Attractiveness of staff: 9/10
Quality of service: 10/10
What's special: FK'ing, BBBJ and CFJ - Romanian GF experince
After having spent time with two of Hautnah’s girls before their yearly holidays, I noticed they had a new girl, Daniela, when their site came back last week http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Daniela.htm.
I had liked Hautnah since I had tried them, following one of Angus Magee's posts. Miki was last season’s new and very sexy girl, http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Miki.htm, and she continues to be available. Nikol, http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/nikol.htm, while slightly older and less attractive, is also a really sexy and very naughty girl.
While Hautnah has been been putting new and better photos of all girls online, all girl three girls I had been with are a lot better looking in person than they have been looking on the website.
*** The telephone guy
As noted earlier, Hautnah’s telephone guy has been speaking perfect German and has been an entirely pleasant chap to talk to. Their telephone guy has not changed
*** Daniela - first impressions
The telephone guy had announced that Daniela was going to be slightly early. She promptly rang after the call.
All the Hautnah girls have been dressing both sexy and discreetly, more the ‘girl next door’ than ‘pretty woman’. Daniela was no exception, wearing tight jeans, boots, a tight padded jacket with fake fur. Daniela is petite, maybe 1.65, dark hair, shy smile, very little makeup, very pleasant without anything remotely tarty about her
None of the Hautnah girls really speaks German or English. Nikols German has been best, and has been enough for basic conversation. Miki speaks some of English and no German. Daniela speaks neither English nor German.
*** Daniela, second impressions
So there I was, with a petite, very pretty, girl, shy smile and no way to speak.
I did remember Miki’s drill. Gave her 100 Euros for the hour; she spend some time to search for change in her tiny handbag; then tried to return 10 Euros; I declines – she seemed surprised and smiled.
I offered her to take a shower. In Berlin, I still live in a Serviced Apartment, told her to feel free to use the towels and other shower gel. Again, she seemed to be surprised and smiled. After a very quick shower she came back to the bedroom. I had given her both a larger beach towel and a smaller one – she had chosen the smaller one, which revealed that she really e has a petite and near perfect body. The towel partially revealed her shaven pussy.
She dropped the towel, decided to step on the bed (she is a lot smaller than me) and started kissing me, then French kissing me within seconds. She then started to undress me; all of her shyness seemed to be gone.
*** Playing with Daniela
Daniela had been standing on the bed, me next to the bed. We continued to kiss while and after she undressed me. When she was done, she quickly sat down to the bed and started giving me a bbbj.
When she seemed to be satisfied with the results, she asked or rather signaled me to lie down. She continued to alternate between giving head and French kissing me, at the same time looking like a very innocent sweet young girl. I started finger fucking her.
I pulled her up to my lap at one point, continued to kiss her. She understood what I was up to and pulled a condom out of her handbag, and capped me. While she seemed to be the ideal blend of innocence and experience, she was struggling with the condom. When she was finally done, she slowly lowered herself.
I was first sitting with her on my lap, supporting her back. After a few minutes, she started pushing me back and asked (well, still signaled) me to lie down. She started to ferociously fuck me – not the casual sex we had before. After a few more minutes, she seemed to be tiring and surely enough she started to pull me up and did take her turn lying down.
We continued to French kiss, and after a while I seemed to start contracting and I climaxed. I guess she had not really climaxed as she seemed to be a bit disappointed when I pulled out.
I felt reminded of a working girl at Baron’s in BKK two or three years ago; we had sex, she had climaxed but had told me she was still horny – then asked me for another condom. When I did not have one, we continued to kiss and she suddenly started screwing me bareback. I was in shock, pulled out, told her it was not a good idea – she agreed, but complained about being horny. Different girl and different story…
I had pulled of the condom, we were continuing to kiss. Daniela seemed to be more sober than the Baron’s girl and started sucking me again. She then started to alternate between giving head and French kissing me. I guess we could have had a second round, but we approached the end of our hour.
*** In summary
Daniela is a sweet girl and very enthusiastic. She is unspoilt enough to be pleasant to be with – and while she at first seems shy, she is certainly experienced. Of all Hautnah girls, she has been the both the cutest and the most enthusiastic.
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The Grand Wazoo
10-09-06, 16:28
Excellent report TXL Muc. Glad to hear that you have the sense to always wear your hardhat. I'll be in Berlin next week and expect to give Hautnah a ring. Was leaning towards Miki but must admit that I fancy the petite ones and now Daniela is gaining ground. So I just might try them both together!
Does anyone know of any special two girl rates at Hautnah or anywhere else for that matter. Perhaps a threesome is easier to put together at Artemis?
And since my German is virtually non existent (I do speak the Nordic languages and can read quite a bit of deutsch but could never manage a phone conversation). So maybe you could you fill me in if the pleasant Hautnah telephone dude can manage my 'order' in English?
Would likewise love to hear of anyone's experiences with the Haupstadt agency. Little Nina looks as tasty as cherry pie.
Angus Magee
10-09-06, 20:19
Hi,
The telephone guy at Hautnah speaks English well enough to take an order and deliver the girls to your door on time. I have not had any trouble with this.
Sorry-I can not help you with the Hauptstadt agency. I thought that there was a report on this agency but a search turned up nothing.
A duo with Miki & Daniela might be just the thing though I might sub one of them with Nikol as she speaks very good English and I had the feeling that she would lead the other girl well in a threesome. She is sexually a bit aggressive, or at least very horny, and this could be much fun.
In any case-enjoy yourself.
AM
Excellent report TXL Muc. Glad to hear that you have the sense to always wear your hardhat. I'll be in Berlin next week and expect to give Hautnah a ring. Was leaning towards Miki but must admit that I fancy the petite ones and now Daniela is gaining ground. So I just might try them both together!
Does anyone know of any special two girl rates at Hautnah or anywhere else for that matter. Perhaps a threesome is easier to put together at Artemis?
And since my German is virtually non existent (I do speak the Nordic languages and can read quite a bit of deutsch but could never manage a phone conversation). So maybe you could you fill me in if the pleasant Hautnah telephone dude can manage my 'order' in English?
Would likewise love to hear of anyone's experiences with the Haupstadt agency. Little Nina looks as tasty as cherry pie.
Thanks, TGW. I really have no idea whether it would work out. I guess the telephone chap would be advising you - and I would go with his advice. And yes - initially, I'd agree with AM - if you want to try it, you might want to include Nikol.
However, I do not know how close the girls are. My experience ist that if 3-somes are not explicitely offered, you will end up with 'sequential sex': one girl watching, one girl doing you. There has been an interview with Eden-Papa on a Stickman's Weekly on this topic (Jackson: I hope this hint is ok and in line with policies - else, please feel free to delete it).
In any case, if you do try this do share your experience and advice.
Excellent report TXL Muc. Glad to hear that you have the sense to always wear your hardhat. I'll be in Berlin next week and expect to give Hautnah a ring. Was leaning towards Miki but must admit that I fancy the petite ones and now Daniela is gaining ground. So I just might try them both together!
Does anyone know of any special two girl rates at Hautnah or anywhere else for that matter. Perhaps a threesome is easier to put together at Artemis?
And since my German is virtually non existent (I do speak the Nordic languages and can read quite a bit of deutsch but could never manage a phone conversation). So maybe you could you fill me in if the pleasant Hautnah telephone dude can manage my 'order' in English?
Would likewise love to hear of anyone's experiences with the Haupstadt agency. Little Nina looks as tasty as cherry pie.
Angus Magee
10-11-06, 08:09
In any case, if you do try this do share your experience and advice.
Pictures would be very welcomed (hint hint ;-)
Does anyone know of any special two girl rates at Hautnah .
I have to say that Hautnah seems to have good pricing without any "bulk" deals. I mean, 90 euros for one of their girls is very reasonable considering what else is available (from other outcall agencies) and the prices they charge. Loveangels comes closest but the quality of girl is not really close.
I also do believe that Hautnah charges 70 euros for the second hour and any hours after that.
Stopped by Thailin for a one hour massage using a Welcome Card discount offered by the S-Bahn in their coupon book. Actually was hoping for a traditional Thai Massage, but found that Nami was more than willing to strip down and take care of my friend for a very reasonable gratuity that was equal to the discount -- such a deal. You can see her at http://www.thaimassage-berlin.info/thaimassage-berlin-team-thailin.html , but the view is so much better without the pretty dress. I don't know if full service is available, as circumstances prevented me from entering into that conversation, but I suspect that it might be. Please let me know of your experience.
Enjoy,
Arlo
Angus Magee
10-13-06, 04:23
Stopped by Thailin for a one hour massage using a Welcome Card discount offered by the S-Bahn in their coupon book. Actually was hoping for a traditional Thai Massage, but found that Nami was more than willing to strip down and take care of my friend for a very reasonable gratuity that was equal to the discount -- such a deal. You can see her at http://www.thaimassage-berlin.info/thaimassage-berlin-team-thailin.html , but the view is so much better without the pretty dress. I don't know if full service is available, as circumstances prevented me from entering into that conversation, but I suspect that it might be. Please let me know of your experience.
Enjoy,
Arlo
How much did you pay?
Hi All:
After a rough week, I decided to treat myself to a little R&R in Berlin. Not my first trip there, and certainly not my last, and of course mongering was definitely on the agenda.
The plan was to visit KD or VK or both, as well as trying out a couple of new places. My last trip, I stayed with the forum’s recommendations and visited both KD and VK. Two of the best sessions I every had, no question. So I knew that these were sure bets. However, in reading recent posts, I was intrigue with Salon-Prestige and Tiffany’s. Ideally, I would hit both to compare. After reviewing each website, it was clear that Prestige and Tiffany’s would only be possible on Saturday and KD/VK could be visited on Sunday.
Salon Prestige:
Due to errands I had to run, it worked out that Salon Prestige was the first on the schedule. It is located on the West side of Berlin in a non descript building, extremely close to the S-Bahn.(2 minute walk). When I arrived the building had extremely good signage as to where to go. The entrance is on the ground floor, in a open hallway. Again well signed easy to find. Rang the door bell, was buzzed through. The front door is on also on the ground floor to the left as you walk in.
I was greeted by the Madame, She asked me I have had been there before, and when I respond in my German she asked if I spoke English in really good English – I have a bad accent…what can I say!. I was shown into one of the rooms, - very nice, very comfortable. I was explained how it would work - same as other places. The girls came in, one by one and introduced themselves. A total of 6 girls came in. Now, based on all the various postings, and my limited experience, I really believe you are best to go with the ones that give you the best “vibe” Of course this can be tough given that you meet them for a whole 10 secs, but the gut feel does seem to work. My gut told me that a couple were definite possibilities. The first was Janine, short blonde, really cute number – reminded me of a girl I knew at work. Hot fantasy type! The second was Aileen brunette. The Madame, came back asked me for my selection. I asked her if Janine spoke English. She said most definitely as she was an East German girl. Another positive for Janine. So it was her I chose.
Once she came in we discussed what she did and what I wanted. Pricing is 150 for a full hour and 25 for French.. Gave her 180 and she went to get me a drink and my change. Got to love these places! When she returned the session got underway. After we got undressed – her bra and thong, my street clothes, and started to caress each other and I sucked her tits. I asked if she kissed on the lips, but she said no, that was only for her boyfriend. That was really disappointing, but I understand. She then moved to a very nice BBBJ. While it was not the best I have ever had, it was really nice. After about 10 minutes, I asked if she wanted to 69. She said she loved that! So off we went. For a good 20 minutes, I licked that very sweet and tasty shaved pussy. What was incredible was how hot she got during this session. Her BBBJ wasn’t that intense, yet a few minutes into 69 she started really sweating. I mean REALLY sweating! Got me incredibly hot as well. After a while she got off me, and started to ride me cowgirl . She was a complete animal riding me with fury. Honestly, I have never experienced anything like it. After about 10 minutes of that I exploded, and we both collapsed in 2 piles of sweaty flesh. She grabbed a couple of towels so we could dry off – yeah right, and proceeded to cuddle, talk and caress. After about 15 minutes of cooling down she offered me a shower. I asked if she would join me, but she politely said no,” a shower just for you”.
She led me to the showers and I saw that Prestige has about 8 different rooms. Discretion is extremely important and she made sure the coast was clear first. Very nice touch as with all other locations. After I was done showering and dressing, she accompanied me to the door, gave me the standard European kiss on both checks, and I was on my way. Really nice!
Bottom line is I first thought she might be rushing me especially as she was fucking my brains out, but I think she was really getting into it. The cuddling and caressing and talking was really nice afterward and I got to know her a little. No way after that session I could even get it up again. She is a real sweetheart, speaks English quite well, and knows how to really please a man. The fact that she was really cute and blonde only added to the intensity. Bottom line, she was definitely one of my top 10 - the only reason not one of the top 5 is the lack of kissing. But I still left there completely and totally satisfied – what a great value!
After that session there was no way I could even consider going to Tiffany’s as I was extremely wiped out in the best of ways. That will have to be for the next time.
Van Kampen
The next morning, Sunday, I started to make plans for the day. After looking at KD and VK’s websites, I decided based on the girl’s tentative schedule to go to VK. I showed up around three and the place was a zoo. As I walked up to the door, there was a guy ringing their bell. So I discreetly moved on a waited about 5 minutes before ringing. Again, same routine for the introduction. I had mentality picked out 2 girls, one hot blonde – her looks could have made me cum right then and there, and a brunette Eva, as a backup. The Madam came back into the room after a few minutes, and asked my choice. I told her the blondes name (can’t remember now). She started to apologize as she was no longer available. A gentleman that had come in just before me had selected her. DAMN!. So I went with my back up girl Eva.
While I was waiting for her to come in with my drink, I started to have seconds thoughts. She finally came in. We discussed time and pricing and I went for an hour session with additional French. Total 170 euros. During the whole time of negotiation, waiting for her to come back after I paid her, I still had some doubts. Yeah, my gut/little friend said “oh yeah” but my mind was not really cooperating.
Before starting the session, she asked if I wanted a shower. Now as all you know that means she wants you to take a shower. No problem. After making sure the coast was clear, and we did have to wait, the place was busy, she led me to the shower. A quick shower and we were back in the room. Again discretion always of top importance.
The session started with her undressing me while giving me the sweetest LFK. After a few minutes of this, my doubts about her completely melted away. The kisses were passionate and definitely got me hot and bothered! Eva has great knockers and I started sucking them immediately after she took off her bra. Her nipples were incredibly responsive getting hard immediately. We quickly moved to the bed to a really nice CBJ. She alternated between BJ and French kissing.
After about 15 minutes of this, I asked if she wanted to 69. She gave a look and a big grin, and without saying a word turn around and presented me a sweet pussy. She was instantly wet and I was definitely sucking down some juices. I licked and sucked her she started to seriously moan, then all of sudden seemed to convulse. I grabbed her hips and kept sucking her clit while she moaned. After a few minutes of this, she turned around and pulled me on top of her. I rode her for at least 10 minutes before I came really hard. She held me really close to her and hard while I exploded in her.
After being totally satisfied, we laid next to each other cuddling and caressing. It was incredibly sweet and very much a GFE. I loved caressing those incredible jugs of hers as well as her soft skin. We talked for several minutes about the States, Berlin, the business, about her. Turns out she has a full time job and only does this during the weekend. According to her, this is the case for most girls, they have either full time jobs or are students. She claimed that this was just a way for some girls to have fun get “satisfaction” and make money at the same time. Don’t know if that is a bunch of bs, but it was an interesting story. After a few minutes of discussion, she asked me if I wanted a shower. Definitely! Again, same routine, discreet as always. When I came back into the room, we got dressed and she proceeded to give me a really big hug and some more kissing! Damn she was nice, At the door, she planted a DFK as I left. I really hated to go!
Bottom line this session was really great. Even though the BJ wasn’t BB, it was very much a GFE. It is definitely one of my top five experiences that I will be remembering for a really long time. A couple things though for us Americans. She does speak English incredibly well. Turns out she is half German, half Iranian. This explains her slightly exotic look. I wasn’t sure if she would be okay with an American, but it turns out I was more uncomfortable about this than she was. It didn’t seem to bother her in the least. If you have in Berlin during the W/E, check out VK and ask for Eva. If the dark hair beauty with big tits is your style, you won’t be disappointed. No question for me I will remember this session fondly well after my little friend is no longer working!
After this incredible and the previous day’s romp, I was wiped out. I decided to call it a day and went sightseeing. KD will have to wait until next time. No questions, VK lives up to the reputation once again. The one question I have is why can’t be in the States be progressive and open-minded as our German friends?? The world would be much better off if we had something as great as VK, KD, Prestige. I know I can’t wait until my next trip to Berlin!
Angus Magee
10-13-06, 11:04
Hi aht169,
Thanks for the informative reports. I will add them to reports of distinction as they definitely add to the ISG body of knowledge.
About the girls being part-timers, I understand that this is true for many of the girls. Several girls in differing establishments have said the same thing to me. I also have a German contact who frequents KD & VK for just this reason. When I asked him to verify this he told me that it is quite true. The girls are also given right of refusal for any customer that comes in the door. I myself have never been refused but then I make sure that I am well cleaned before a visit and always take the offered shower.
AM
Angus Magee
10-14-06, 15:22
As I can not for the moment do out-calls (house visit) due to the roommate situation I decided to visit a new place to further the board's data base. I have been curious about Boysken for some time as it is close to where I live and has at least one girl on the web page that looks interesting, Sara.
http://www.citymodelle.de/sara.html
The pictures on the web page are not so good but as I have learned with Hautnah these pictures are not always accurate and Sara looked like she might be better in person.
So off I went on a grey Saturday with a few Euros and the urge to explore.
Boyksen is on Bundesallee between U-Berliner Strasse and U-Güntzel Strasse on the U-9 line. It is in a large building that houses a Sauna on the 7th. floor and is itself on the 5th. floor. I arrived at close to 1:30 pm and was buzzed in, taking the elevator to the 5th. floor. From there it was a bit hard to find as the hallway light was broken and I had to really look closely at the bell names to find the place.
Now I was not expecting a really nice place and Boyksen did not surprise me. It is a bit run down, the building, and kind of industrial looking. When finally I found the correct door ( from the elevator, straight then right about 4-6 doors down the hall on the right) it was opened immediately by Lucy, described as 20 yrs. on the web page. If Lucy is twenty then I'm no more than 30.... But she was a nice lady and she told me that there were just two ladies available today, herself and Sara.
When I met Sara in the room I was not disappointed. As I suspected the photos are not a real accurate depiction of her. She has a nice body and, as I would discover, very beautiful small 'B' cup breasts with pointy hard nipples. She is also pretty facially (not so much make-up in person) and has a young body with no real sagging evident. I could believe that she is 18 quite easily as she has a sort of girlishness to her that is appealing. However, when talking with her she told me that she has two children (does not really show) a 6 mos. old and a 8 yo!!!! EIGHT! I pointed out, in broken German, that she was then 10 yrs. when she had the 8 yo. and she quickly said something about adoption. But, who knows, I doubt she is 18 as stated, but she sure does have a young look to her. Had she not made this slip I would have happily believed that I was banging and 18 yo.
Now the language was a bit difficult. My German is not great but I can usually make myself understood. With Sara it was almost impossible. Maybe it is my accent and general mispronunciation but we really did have a difficult time negotiating. Finally I made my wants known, F-total for half an hour and was charged 50 Euros. I was happy with this as it was what I was looking for.
Next, a shower was offered and taken. Boyksen could invest in some larger towels and perhaps add some softener to their dryer as the towel was miniscule and practically broke in half when I folded it to take it with me. But as I just wanted to freshen up for the session I made do.
The web page seems to indicate the the ladies have a large and open minded menu. As I had only paid 50 Euros I realized that I would not get the full meal deal but my feeling with Sara is that she is not that into all the stuff that is listed on her page. I guess if one pays for the extra she will do some of them (anal etc.) but not, I suspect, with much enthusiasm.
The first thing she tried with me was to shift our session from FT to a straight fuck. No way, I said. I came for FT and that is what I want. She tried this twice and twice I rebuffed her attempt. When we did get around to things, I started off with a bit of titty play and as I mentioned her breasts are quite nice and the nipples really responsive. But in general, by now, she seemed a little churlish and her energy and enthusiasm was not great. As I played she just lay there and moaned, I guess avoiding the inevitable.
I played a bit with the kitty but was told "kein Finger" Okay...
When I indicated her to start the BJ she complied and it was not the worst BJ I have ever received but neither was it the best. I let her do her thing for around 10 mins. but could tell that this would not bring me to orgasm and I was anticipating that, at any moment, she would start to complain and this would cause me to lose my hard on. I hate it when girls start to pressure me to cum. It is a real session killer for me.
So I headed this off by indicating to her that she should play with her kitty for me while I masturbated. This brightened her up and she actually started to get into things, with some nice self-fingering and she even started to moan.
A few mins. of this and she hit the wall again, this time asking me if I had come yet (hast du orgasme?)
Nien!!
A short negotiation and I managed to clear up that we had a bit more that 10 mins. left. Can you say clock watcher...
So I had her kneel now and masturbate in doggy. At one point I even went in for a little pussy licking and she really did seem to respond to this. But I knew we had to finish as I am quite sure that at 2:00 (the end time) she would absolutely close up shop.
I think she though that I had forgotten about the FT part of the deal. When I had her lay down and straddled her chest she then seemed to think that I wanted to unload on her tittys. As tempting as this offer was I still wanted to cum in her little mouth so, through with negotiation, I just put my hard on up to her lips and rubbed it back & fourth. Sara at this point I think realized that either my jism would end up in her mouth, or all over her cute little face. Either result was fine by me but I guess she preferred the former to the later so she opened her mouth just as I started to unload and, with a bit of a look of disgust, she took my rather large load on her tongue.
After this I thought I would get the cold shoulder but Sara did seem to warm up a bit now that the unpleasantness was over. After getting rid of my boys in a towel she cleaned me up a bit and I got dressed, kidding with her a bit about the fact that she can not understand my German.
Then as I went towards the door Lucy, who is watching the TV in another room, called me in and asked if I was satisfied. I considered this and thought maybe, if my German was better, I might give them some honest feedback, as she did seem interested. But it all seemed a bit too complicated so I said , yes Sara sucked me good, and made a BJ motion with my hands & mouth, nodding my head & smiling. This caused them both to dissolve in laughter so I was happy with this.
So summing up. my experience at Boyksen was okay-no regrets-but I do not think i will return. I find the fine ladies at Dolce Vita I much more into what they do when it comes to FT. Just too bad that Lea has left that establishment as her BJs were well worth the trip to Neuköln.
So that's all for now. I hope that my next review, in a month or so, will be of one of the Hautnah girls. Either Daniela or even Michaela as her new photo proves her to be quite cute, and she does anal...
AM
Hi aht169,
Thanks for the informative reports. I will add them to reports of distinction as they definitely add to the ISG body of knowledge.
About the girls being part-timers, I understand that this is true for many of the girls. Several girls in differing establishments have said the same thing to me. I also have a German contact who frequents KD & VK for just this reason. When I asked him to verify this he told me that it is quite true. The girls are also given right of refusal for any customer that comes in the door. I myself have never been refused but then I make sure that I am well cleaned before a visit and always take the offered shower.
AM
Hi AM
Thanks for the additional confirmation. This makes sense as the women at KD and VK seems to be much more GF material and less hard pro. This would explain it. As for their right of refusal, if true, makes my selecting the girl based on gut feel seem to make more sense, as it would be embarrassing to have them say no! Of course come to think of it, maybe that is exactly what happened with the blonde at VK before I choose Eva. Hadn't thought about it that way, but you never know. Even if it was, it was definitely handled very curteously.
It really is too bad other places in the world are not nearly as open minded as Berlin!
Thanks!
AHT169
Angus Magee
10-20-06, 13:23
Of course come to think of it, maybe that is exactly what happened with the blonde at VK before I choose Eva. Hadn't thought about it that way, but you never know. Even if it was, it was definitely handled very curteously.
I would think it much more likely that the young lady in question was in fact chosen before you could chose. I think you would have to be a real monster before being turned down in one of these places. I just mention it to help explain why one receives such (typically) good service in these higher Berlin bordellos. The girls are given a comfort level and are thus not feeling "forced" to do anything. This translates to better service for us customers.
AM
I would think it much more likely that the young lady in question was in fact chosen before you could chose. I think you would have to be a real monster before being turned down in one of these places. I just mention it to help explain why one receives such (typically) good service in these higher Berlin bordellos. The girls are given a comfort level and are thus not feeling "forced" to do anything. This translates to better service for us customers.
AM
i'd like to think I am not a complete ogre :-) and actually, given the circumstances, I actually believe she got snagged by the guy ahead of me! But are absolutely right, I have never felt that these girls were "deperate" in the sense that they had to do this or else - financial disaster. Clearly they are much more comfortable with this than others, and the service for us is by far the best!
Stay safe!
AHT169
The Grand Wazoo
10-24-06, 09:42
My much anticipated trip finally arrived last week. Four days and three nights in the great city of Berlin. I'll first let you know that between this board, berlinintim.com and a few other sources on the net I gathered my facts, did my homework and completed a list of numbers and names that would surely make my excursion a pleasurable one.
My list contained about five escort agencies along with the names of approx. 12 young lasses for late night visits. I also wrote down the adresses of five bordells incl. VK, KD, Liberty, Muller 2 and Royal. Each apartment included 4-5 names to remeber when checking out the line-up. I can mention that I have visited both VK ad KD on a few occasions in the past so I am relatively well schooled in the routines and social etiquette involved in completing the deal at the higher end Berlin cathouses. But here's the kicker. One last look on the very informative site www.berlinintim.de brought me to the attention of yet another apartment worth noting, Salon Prestige. This little observation clearly made my trip the best mongering experience of my life and that includes among others trips to Riga, Copenhagen, Brussels, Paris and Las Vegas on four occasions. Salon Prestige is hands down the best brothel that I have ever visited in any city.
When I found out that Prestige was a five minute-three block walk from my hotel then this made things all the merrier. I can add that I stayed at the Hotel Ku'Damm 101. A trendy four star hotel that ran me about €125/night. The place is immaculate, great beds and truely one of the finest breakfast buffets that I've ever experienced (and that includes the Las Vegas strip hotels). All the staff was very friendly and rather young (19-25?) and included a few lookers to boot. the hotel is a definate recommendation if your pockets allow (Berin must have the cheapest hotels in Europe as far as big cities are concerened).
So I arrive Wednesday evening and take a taxi directly to my hotel which is of course on the Ku'Damm at 101 and at the very end of the boulevard. Also note it's very near FKK Artemis. The Cialis that I took before getting on my plane is now in full effect so I take a quick shower, a beer, a few shots of vodka and head off to Salon Prestige. It's on the ground floor of a pleasant building and right at the end of Ringbahnstrasse and literally 50 meters from the Ku'Damm. Very easy to find with a big gold sign on the corner of the building. Sure I'm a tad nervous but the Madame opens the door with a big smile and immediately shows me to a room. Prestige is extremely clean and well looked after. And as mentioned on previous posts discretion is always a priority and thus you never run into other customers while in these establishments. I take a quick look at my list and see two names with exclamation points; Susi http://www.top-prestige.de/susi.htm and Jenny http://www.top-prestige.de/jenny.htm. The girls come by one by one and indeed Susi is the fourth to grace my presence. She's hotter than I could imagine. This is a no brainer. I'm gonna fuck Susi no matter her attitude. I can add that the other 5-6 girls were average at best. None stand out in my mind but certainly no dogs in the bunch either. All were 5+ but believe me Susi is top notch. In the world of mongering I'll sum it up this way:
Face:8+
Body:10
Attitude:9+
Service:9+
Now I'm not going to go into too much detail about my sexual prowless with Susi but it suffices to say that for forty minutes we sucked, fucked and licked like upcoming porn stars. Susi is simply fabulous in bed. I paid and extra €20 for French kiss and it was worth every cent. Got my boys jumping from the start. Susi is more than happy to rub my chest, lick my nipples as well as the recipricol. We laughed, moaned and quite simply enjoyed each others horniness. DATY was no problem either. Not sure if it's normally included but Susi never hesitated to perch her round ass on my face whilst licking my nuts and slobbin' the knob. Ok enough. We fucked too of course and after about 30 minutes of hard play I whip off my hardhat and cum on her tits....which by the way are silicone but quite simply some of the finest tits that I've ever laid my hands on as well as my eyes. My girlfiend has fake tits but after fifteen years they have become a bit hard and out of place. You honestly would not know that Susi's tits are fake by touch but the fact that she has two small scars underneath as well as their overall perfection, well then it kinda gives it away. So my last ten minutes are filled with a massage of high standard. Susi, who is German, has visited Florida a few times and speaks English rather well. Other than counting to ten and ordeing a beer my German does not exist. So we had some nice conversation during the massage including some laughs. Hence the 9+ in attitude. She'd get a 10 if not for the distance and professionalism aspect which to me is fully understadable. She likewise mentioned a boyfriend so I can't expect her to fall in love but she's easy and good fun to spend time with. Now knowing that Prestige is right around the corner, I fully anticipated to return and would be more than happy to spend another session with Susi. But the only way I could see a session being any better (besides with another girl perhaps)....would be to include some anal sex in the mix. So I ask her while going out the door if she works this Friday and if she does anal. The answer was a 'yes' and a smile. Fuckin heaven on Earth I say to myself and leave Prestige feeling like a king. €100 spent and one of the best sex escapades of my life.
Got to get back to work. This is just one of seven stops/reports. Stay tuned.
The Grand Wazoo
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The Grand Wazoo
10-25-06, 09:08
.....so my early evening experience with Susi at Prestige left me with the feeling that professional fucking just can't get much better. But I'm on a mission with a 12 pack of Cialis, a well thought out list and thoughts from the xperiences from fellow punters on this board. Number one my late night-hotel-visit list is Nina from Haupstadt Agency. I called them around 22.00 to place my order (...gotta be a better way to put that?) and was told by the dude on the phone that indeed Nina would be available around midnight. Knowing that Nina works likewise at the Haupstadt Puff brothel, I sort of got a weasy feeling knowing that she had been busy pleasuring men all evening and would probably not be in the mood for an after midnight call. So I decide to move on to number 2 on my escort list...Miki from Hautnah Agency http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm.
Now Miki has been favorably reviewed here on a few occsions. Most notably by Angus and TXL Muc. Naturally both reviews conveyed some persuasion as well as her photos. But I too must admit that anytime I can get a slim, hot 19 year lass into my bed with no strings attached (albeit €90), then by god I'll oblige to my urges. There really is not much more to add to this visit as TXL and Angus pretty much hit all aspects on the head. Telephone guy speaks English, was pleasant and delivered Miki to my hotel approx. 20 minutes after my call. I greet Miki by the elevator in the hotel lobby and receive a sweet peck on the cheek. Miki is bright eyed but obviously shy and perhaps a bit intimidated by my size (not my pecker but my body of course, I'm 1'94m and a somewhat muscular 101 kilos with a shaved head. Sort of the bouncer look I suppose). In any event Miki is quick to disrobe, take a quick shower and then immediately goes to work with a BBBJ. I should add that this is my only Berlin experience where BBBJ is involved. I did perform DATY on nearly all of the ladies, including Miki, but to be honest I'm a bit skeptical to BBBJ and DATY as I have had a minor (=curable) STD in the past. But who can resist a shaved 19 year pussy? In fact Miki claimed to be 18. All the better. Besides the normal touch, feel, suck, fuck etc...what stands out about Miki are three things. She will French kiss and this is apparently including in the €90 price (and yes I did give her €100 thereafter denying the change). However as I believe Angus states, the kissing is nothing to brag about. To be honest I wasn't that into it either. Miki is a cutie no doubt and possesses a top notch body but if she has any physical blemishes, it's her teeth. Guess the Romanian dental care is still stuck in the communist era. Number two item to note is that Miki gives one helluva a blow job. Eyes always staring me right in the face, nice soft tongue play including balls, shaft and tip lick. Her endurance was amazing (lot's of booze and cialis in me remember). I'd reckon the BBBJ lasted a good 20-25 minutes. However what stands out the most regarding Miki is......her ASS! My god it is to kill for. I even joked with her and called her Nadia Comeneche (sp?) as her hips, thighs and ass seemed to be of elite gymnast quality. Not an ounce of fat yet most certainly feminine. Not even sure how to describe it but can say with glee that Miki has the best ass in Germany. In addition you can squeeze and lick it as much as you want much to her delight. Miki tells me that she does not do anal but I would imagine after another year or two in this business that she will be the greatest ass fuck in Europe. At least appearance-wise.
Oh yeah, almost forgot. Miki indeed takes your load in her mouth. This is midnight porno madness at it's best. Gotta love Hautnah. But as Angus and TXL claim, she does not swallow. She simply struts into the bathroom and disposes of the spew. Who can blame her, right?
There wasn't much conversation to be had so we spent the full hour occupied with sexual debauchery. I even managed to softly fling her from the bed to the floor where we fucked on the cold hotel floor for ten minutes or so (no carpets at the KuDamm 101). Miki is a true sweetie. Innocence and beauty and quite simply gives great service. I'd sum it up as such:
Agency: 10 (everything worked as it should)
Face: 7+ (too bad about her teeth-though not terrible)
Tits: 8+ (18 year and full of perk)
Ass: 10 (best I've ever seen)
Body: 9
Attitude: 8 (nice girl but no English=limited conversation)
Service: 8+
On another Hautnah note. I asked Miki if it's possible for a two girl special. Indeed it is and she suggested a new visit with herself and Daniela. Never got around to it but if anyone wants a true porn experience of the teen proportions, then I would suggest Hautnah. Not many places on earth where you can get such service at a reasonable price.
Two great experiences and I've now only been in Berlin for about 8 hours. Tomorrow I will eat a great breakfast and head off to the Venus Adult Expo (!!) where naked girls abound and the beer flows at 11:00am. Yes, I work in the adult film business but that's a whole different story.
The Grand Wazoo.
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Angus Magee
10-25-06, 21:00
Thanks Grand W for the most excellent reports. They have Report of Distinction written all over them!!
I look forward to your report on Müller 2 as I have had my eye on this Bordello for some time now.
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=522604&postcount=14
[This is long, so I broke it into 2 parts, with the reviews of the girls in Part 2]
God, I love FKKs!
Thanks to Kumbu, Angus Magee, and all the other reviewers in this forum. I don’t speak any language besides English, but with help from ISG I can hobby wherever I travel from Copenhagen to Shanghai. I found myself in Berlin for business meetings, but with a full day and two nights to sample the wonders of the city (including the sexy ones!).
First, a little background…I love variety, and so I like to sample strip clubs, massage parlours, brothels, escorts and clubs when I travel, depending on what is available locally. In North America, strip clubs generally are not “full service” – you may get grinding and occasionally a hand job, but BJs and FS are rare. Some might wonder why attend a strip club, since for the same money you spend on the lap dances and teasing, you can book an escort and be assured of a “happy ending” to your night. But, there is something about being in a club with a bunch of guys, ogling and talking to naked women and being able to feel up a smorgasbord of sexy bodies. Besides, in North America, the strippers are generally much better looking than escorts, and I am into looks. I bring that up because in my opinion FKKs are the best of both worlds – you get to see and interact with and sample the girls before FS, and they are usually great-looking. I have only been to one FKK before (Goldentime, in Vienna) so I was looking forward to sampling the famed German ones.
I carefully planned my strategy after researching the relevant posts in this forum. I don’t really like brothels, so I thought I would only indulge in the clubs. Being an older guy now, even two shots on goal in one evening is pushing it, so I thought I would start with FKK Artemis, because I could spend time in a nice setting to “recharge” between sessions. I then planned to follow the next night, after recuperating, with La Folie because I like raunchy bars with naked women (like the Kiss Me bar in Barcelona, where you get fondled and BJ’d at the bar basically in front of everyone!) but would likely only have one encounter left in me.
So, off I went to Artemis (www.fkk-artemis.de) on a Wednesday evening. No problem finding the place, as the directions on the web site are good. I took the S-Bahn from Potsdamerplatz (where my hotel was located) to the Westkreuz station. After coming out the exit, head straight down the small road to the main street, turn left (away from the blue tower) and walk 300 meters just past the overpass for the train tracks, and there it is…a fancy, respectable looking sign marking this little slice of pooner heaven.
I won’t go into the details of the physical layout and setup, since that has been done, but the receptionist was very helpful in explaining the rules (although I knew them all, which made her ask how I knew, and she didn’t look surprised when I said it was famous on the internet). However, the facilities are excellent…everything was top quality and very clean. It wasn’t quite as big as some descriptions, but certainly roomy enough. When I first arrived at 6 pm there were not too many girls – about a dozen, but only about 8 guys as well. As the night went on, more and more girls (and clients) arrived and circulated, so that by the time I left at 10 pm there must have been 30 or 40 girls inside.
Many of the girls were eating (as were the men) in the dining room, so I took my time to look around and get a feel for the facilities. There are more than enough non-girl activities to keep you busy for many hours. I was planning to eat there, but the small buffet was not to my liking…and why would they serve curried pasta, thereby ensuring bad breath for both girls and clients! Anyway, the girls I had weren’t a problem, but I wasn’t about to make a bad first impression with bad breath, so I decided to skip the food and eat later (not a problem since the time zone/jet lag screws around your appetite anyway).
I sipped several cokes at the bar and couches while inspecting/ogling the available girls. I should mention that while I like variety, there is a certain “type” that I am most attracted to: young, pretty, slim, but with nice B/C breasts, not too tall, good ass (although, unlike Kumbu, I am definitely more into boobs than ass), and preferably blonde. I was also hoping to score a nice German girl.
After brushing off the outgoing/aggressive Italian girl previously described (not my type, and it was too early to make a decision anyway), I noted that while the quantity was only so-so at the beginning, the quality of the girls was much better than other places I have been. I would say that 90% of the girls were at least a 6 (f**k-able) and at least a third were 8-9 – didn’t see any flat out gorgeous model types that make you gasp in the street and consider being a stalker for the day (my definition of a 10), but there were definitely some very pretty, very luscious bodies there.
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Most of the girls were a little bigger than I liked, until I finally saw one that fit my “type”– a pretty bleached blonde, about 162 cm, nice natural handful-sized tits, round little ass, just right…unfortunately, as soon as she sat down, another gent sat beside her and started chatting her up. Great, I thought, missed my chance (and you never know, sometimes there are no other “perfect” girls the rest of the night) but to my amazement (and delight), the gent got up and left her alone at the bar. So, I made my way over, found out her name was Tanya, that she spoke English, was 24, and came from Romania. We chatted for a few minutes before she asked about going upstairs. This usually sets off warning signals for me…Eastern Europeans often are brusque and don’t go for the foreplay aspect, which I enjoy, and this approach sometimes indicates they will be mechanical in the room. But, she was so pretty, with such a gorgeous body, that my little head decided that Tanya would be my first girl of the evening. I made sure that she did BBBJ (CBJ just doesn’t do it for me) and off we went.
Well, she wasn’t quite a GFE, but she was very willing to please and take direction for what I wanted. She gave DFK and a very good BJ (sloppy, wet, noisy, and a little too fast at first, but she slowed when asked). I decided to heck with FS, this is so good that I asked for CIM – which was available for the standard 50 Euro extra. Usually I have trouble with CIM, only occasionally am I able to come with a BJ alone, but after some steady work on her part and some on my part (massaging those lovely firm young breasts, for example) she took my explosive load in her mouth. Turned out to be a bit too much for her, so she had to spit it out before I finished my contractions, but it was still pretty damn good. After, she cleaned me up, we cuddled and I was pretty happy with my first encounter at Artemis.
Afterwards, I rested up…took a sauna, sat in the whirlpool, sipped cokes and just enjoyed the ambience. Even had a little power nap on the couch at the back of the room, followed by a couple of coffees to pick me up. What’s better than being in a room full of sexy half-naked girls? Well, maybe screwing all of them, but other than that, nothing! More girls started arriving so that gave me something to do…scope out as many as I could to choose wisely for my next experience.
I intended to sample a different type of girl, but then a trio of “my types” walked by and I was hooked. I selected a delectable one in Evelina (or something like that), a 21-year old from Poland who also spoke decent English. She was about 165 cm, had fabulous C-sized breasts, and shoulder-length blonde hair. After checking on the BBBJ OK, we went upstairs. She was a little reluctant to kiss (closed mouthed only) but holding and fondling that tight young body was exquisite.
I intended to only start with a BBBJ and then proceed to covered FS (in several positions, especially doggie…that favourite I share with Kumbu). But when she started, I realized that I had a gem on hand (or on penis, literally). She gave head EXACTLY the way I like it – slow, sensuous, with good suction and tongue action, and a perfect rhythm. I was in ecstasy, and when she saw how much I was enjoying it, she mentioned that I shouldn’t CIM unless I wanted to pay the extra. I said no because there was very little chance that I could CIM again so soon, but after a few minutes, I began to feel that, amazingly, perhaps I could!
So, I “upgraded” to CIM, and she proceeded to give me one of the most spectacular 15-20 minutes of my BJ life. She kept varying the rhythm but not the sensuality, she used her hand sparingly but always at the right moment, and she kept me on the edge for ages. [And just to prevent some future complaints, let me remind you that every guy likes his BJ done differently, so what was fantastic for me may not thrill you.]
Anyway, I finally felt the inevitable moment and I erupted in an amazing, powerful and prolonged orgasm. I was totally spent afterwards…easily the best BJ I had ever had. After she spit out she cleaned me up, we cuddled for a few minutes, and the second amazing session was over. I’ve never done CIM twice in one evening like that before.
So, I left Artemis totally satisfied (even though I didn’t have FS). And, just as I was leaving, I saw a petite blonde girl with one of the prettiest faces that I have seen – made me consider going back to Artemis the next night! Even though both girls were Eastern European (never got that German girl) and not 100% GFE (which is overblown, in my mind…I am after the sex, not the emotional connection), they were both service-oriented and gorgeous (8.5’s on my scale). I ended up spending 310 Euros (gave the girls a 10 Euro tip on the 60+50 CIM charge, for 120 each), but it was well worth it…after all, I spent 4 hours there. I would for sure recommend Artemis as upscale entertainment, if you have the money to spare.
Next stop…La Folie!
MI
I ended up spending 310 Euros (gave the girls a 10 Euro tip on the 60+50 CIM charge, for 120 each), but it was well worth it…after all, I spent 4 hours there. I would for sure recommend Artemis as upscale entertainment, if you have the money to spare.
Next stop…La Folie!
MI
Can't wait to read on how you found La Folie.
The only comment I have is: don't ruin it for the rest of us by giving in to tipping. Once you create this expectation, its almost impossible to back out of it.
It also sets you (and those of us who don't live there) as a "gullible foreigners" who aren't in the know on this matter.
If you are happy with her service, consider doing a longer session or adding in extras.
At La Folie, if you really like the girl you can order a Piccolo and sit with her and drink it, for example.
Its one way of saying: "I am pleased with your services" but without getting the women on that slippery slope of expecting tips with every session.
Well, I have read it so many times that it is better to stay away from the SW's at Oranienburger Strasse but honestly I was very close to lose control last weekend as I have spotted a very hot blonde. She usually stands near the Jewish Synagoge opposite of some park. She really looks like a porn star and is quite smaller than the other usually tall girls standing there.
Well, her starter was of course 80 EUR for 45 minute to have fun in a nearby room. Dunno, I was very close to say yes but the negative reports in this Forum blocked me.
Anyone maybe has experience with one of the girls on O-Street recently..??
Second, to be mentioned is the area at Kurfuerstenstrasse of course. A while ago I went with a sexy blonde, wearing stylish black boots to a nearby hostel. She asked 40 for good service and she was really friendly. Nicole, a German girl. Recently I spotted a very pretty blonde cutie on Einemstrasse, a big side street near Kurfuerstenstrasse intersection. She seems often occupied because she is by far the hottest girl there and very friendly at first sign. I know she asks 75 EUR for 30 minutes in a room but I didn't go for her.
Anyone, who has experiences with that one..? She is mostly standing in front of a youth hostel on Einemstrasse.
Cheers,
The AF
Angus Magee
10-26-06, 14:18
Well, I have read it so many times that it is better to stay away from the SW's at Oranienburger Strasse but honestly I was very close to lose control last weekend as I have spotted a very hot blonde. She usually stands near the Jewish Synagoge opposite of some park. She really looks like a porn star and is quite smaller than the other usually tall girls standing there.
Well, her starter was of course 80 EUR for 45 minute to have fun in a nearby room. Dunno, I was very close to say yes but the negative reports in this Forum blocked me.
Anyone maybe has experience with one of the girls on O-Street recently..??
Second, to be mentioned is the area at Kurfuerstenstrasse of course. A while ago I went with a sexy blonde, wearing stylish black boots to a nearby hostel. She asked 40 for good service and she was really friendly. Nicole, a German girl. Recently I spotted a very pretty blonde cutie on Einemstrasse, a big side street near Kurfuerstenstrasse intersection. She seems often occupied because she is by far the hottest girl there and very friendly at first sign. I know she asks 75 EUR for 30 minutes in a room but I didn't go for her.
Anyone, who has experiences with that one..? She is mostly standing in front of a youth hostel on Einemstrasse.
Cheers,
The AF
Hi,
I have said it before, the girls are hustlers on O-str and you will not likely have a great session for 80 Euros. Once in the room she will start to sell you extras (touching the breasts, the kitty, FS etc. etc.) and you will be lucky to get out of there for 200 Euros. Look what you can get for 200 Euros elsewhere and the decide.
That being said, I do understand the thrill of the SW scene. You get to look before you buy (but you can do this at Artemis & La Folie too-and 200 Euros in these establishments can get you much top grade pussy...) and, well, there is just something about the street...
If you insist on doing the street thing stick to K-str. There is at least the chance there of plucking some gem off the streets and having a good time. In my younger days (not in Berlin but in a large N. American city) I had some great fucks picked up on the street corner for very little cash. But I had a lot more lousy ones. It was part of the learning curve. And for me the thrill came from not knowing what would happen with any given girl. The cards were delt, and I played my hand, as it were.
AM
Angus Magee
10-26-06, 14:32
Can't wait to read on how you found La Folie.
The only comment I have is: don't ruin it for the rest of us by giving in to tipping. Once you create this expectation, its almost impossible to back out of it.
It also sets you (and those of us who don't live there) as a "gullible foreigners" who aren't in the know on this matter.
If you are happy with her service, consider doing a longer session or adding in extras.
At La Folie, if you really like the girl you can order a Piccolo and sit with her and drink it, for example.
Its one way of saying: "I am pleased with your services" but without getting the women on that slippery slope of expecting tips with every session.
I personally do not see anything wrong with a small tip in these situations. As you mention, it can be accomplished in a variety of ways ( a piccolo, extras etc.) but leaving her a 10 Euro cash tip is also acceptable IMO. 10 Euros is not a huge amount and certainly in line with a good tip on a restaurant bill if you enjoy the service and if the server goes out of his or her way.
Do the girls then start to expect this? Perhaps. But that is IMO their problem, not mine. As in restaurants I will only be that generous with the tip if I find exemplary service and then it is between me & the server and has nothing what so ever to do with the other diners who may then feel compelled to act similarly.
And I also look forward to "Man I's" La Folie experience as I have been thinking of a visit there myself soon and would love to read a current report.
AM
Some good reporting on this thread......
I must agree with Jackyo. We should not tip at the FKKs. It is a slippery slope. The girls do not expect it at all, and the FKK prices have remained stable for quite a while now. It is the first step to inflation if the girls/clubs think the market could bear a little more. Note that Berlin already has a Hauptstadt premium of EUR 10 anyway.
Most importantly the Germans do not tip. And they do not want to go that way. Mention it to them, and the reaction is very negative. We are in a way guests in the paradise they have created, so we should not IMHO spoil it for everyone.
Compliments, yes, of course. Booking them again is by far the best way of showing appreciation financially. So, please do not move us this way.
OK, good thing for guests like me to know...now it is referenced on this thread!
MI.
Some good reporting on this thread......
I must agree with Jackyo. We should not tip at the FKKs. It is a slippery slope. The girls do not expect it at all, and the FKK prices have remained stable for quite a while now. It is the first step to inflation if the girls/clubs think the market could bear a little more. Note that Berlin already has a Hauptstadt premium of EUR 10 anyway.
Compliments, yes, of course. Booking them again is by far the best way of showing appreciation financially. So, please do not move us this way.
Hi,
I have said it before, the girls are hustlers on O-str and you will not likely have a great session for 80 Euros. Once in the room she will start to sell you extras (touching the breasts, the kitty, FS etc. etc.) and you will be lucky to get out of there for 200 Euros. Look what you can get for 200 Euros elsewhere and the decide.
That being said, I do understand the thrill of the SW scene. You get to look before you buy (but you can do this at Artemis & La Folie too-and 200 Euros in these establishments can get you much top grade pussy...) and, well, there is just something about the street...
If you insist on doing the street thing stick to K-str. There is at least the chance there of plucking some gem off the streets and having a good time. In my younger days (not in Berlin but in a large N. American city) I had some great fucks picked up on the street corner for very little cash. But I had a lot more lousy ones. It was part of the learning curve. And for me the thrill came from not knowing what would happen with any given girl. The cards were delt, and I played my hand, as it were.
AM
Maybe you are right...and yes, the thrill is extreme when spotting those girls...or especially that one, I am talking about...the others are really bitchy and typical Berlin low class girl, not my type..!! I prefer Eastern European and once in a while Asian or Latina babes..!!
I go with you regarding K-Str. That one I had earlier this month - Nicole - was really a nice girl and offered good service and a nice time..!! Of course the SW scene is a bit short on extras like CIM, CIF and things like that. Indeed maybe it is better to go to some club or try with a literally "Hautnah"-Experience. However, I am probably going to try that blonde cutie on Einemstrasse, who is standing - if not occupied - in front of that youth hostel.
A club near my place is "La Dolce Vita II"...any recommendations..?? Or is it better to check the 2-3 brothels near the KaDeWe..!! Also Herz seems interesting..!! Any recommendations are welcome..!!
Final issue:
Why is indeed Berlin so expensive..?? I know places in Aachen or Cologne where you can get some nice action for 30-50 EUR. Here they ask 60 to 80, which is really a lot more. I thought the close distance to Eastern Europe and low budget of Berlin people would rather show the opposite picture.
Another question:
Why isn't there a Laufhaus or Eros Center like in almost every West German city. I find that more convinient than SW scene and I am sure it would be well visited in a place like Berlin, coz not any horny bastard can afford premium services at any time.
Happy mongering,
The AF
Angus Magee
10-26-06, 19:21
A club near my place is "La Dolce Vita II"...any recommendations..?? Or is it better to check the 2-3 brothels near the KaDeWe..!! Also Herz seems interesting..!! Any recommendations are welcome..!!
Final issue:
Why is indeed Berlin so expensive..?? I know places in Aachen or Cologne where you can get some nice action for 30-50 EUR. Here they ask 60 to 80, which is really a lot more. I thought the close distance to Eastern Europe and low budget of Berlin people would rather show the opposite picture.
Another question:
Why isn't there a Laufhaus or Eros Center like in almost every West German city. I find that more convinient than SW scene and I am sure it would be well visited in a place like Berlin, coz not any horny bastard can afford premium services at any time.
Happy mongering,
The AF
I have not been to DV II but have been to DV I (which is a 10 min walk from DV II) a number of times. They are lower class places but some fun can be had there if you are prepared to walk away if you see nothing you fancy. This is perfectly acceptable behavior in Berlin-to view the line-up and leave. The one girl at DV I I have been with is Patricia. She is a sweet girl but is often not there unfortunately. I used to be a regular visitor of Lea (she gave a wicked bbbjcim) but alas she has moved on and is no longer working there.
I went to Herz once a couple of years back and had a great session with a young lady, Nina, also unfortunately no longer working. There is a review of it a ways back in the thread somewhere. I think it is a reputable place but the girls are not always top tier. It will be less expensive though, generally, than KD, VC et. al.
As to why Berlin is so expensive compared to the rest of Germany, I am not really sure. When you look at the number of pros available in this city compared to other cities in Germany there really is less available I guess.
So supply and demand explains the higher pricing.
But why no eros centers? Maybe (and this is just a guess) as the capital city there is a bit of wanting to keep it a bit hidden by the powers that be so no business licenses are issued for such places. I for one am a little glad as it would be hell on my wallet if such places were common place...
AM
PS- At DV I you can get a decent session (20 mins) for 40 euros. 50 euros for 1/2 hr. With these sessions I usually just ask for FT (bbbjcim) as I find the whole condom thing a bit much for such a short session. But I think that if you want it full service is available in these sessions-at least the girl always has a condom on hand should I need it. But as I say, I usually just cim
From the heights of ecstasy to the depths of disappointment. What a difference a day makes in this hobby! The previous night I had an unprecedented two BBBJCIM with lovely girls in the upscale Artemis. The next night, I tried La Folie.
Again, easy to find at Kaiser-Friedrich-Strasse 63, big sign saying Club La Folie 69. Was there about 7 pm, buzzed in, paid my entrance, and went naked into the bar. As others have written, It is very strange being naked along with everyone else, and I think if the lights were a little lower it would be more comfortable. Regardless, it was quiet…there were only 6 girls initially, none were my type, and they ranged from 3 to 6 (the 3 was occupied with a gentleman on the couch!). There was one petite blonde girl who may have been a 7; however, she was occupied all evening talking to a man at the far end of the bar (the owner? he was dressed).
Sipping on my coke, I was thinking of bailing, when in walked Gina, a dark-skinned Italian girl. She had a slim 7 body, not quite as nice a face, and older than I usually like (probably early 30’s) but at least she was my type and I thought I would give her a try. We made small talk, I bought her a drink, and we moved over to the couches (the other fellow and his chubby 3 went into a room by then). Gina was quite pleasant, spoke good English, and I enjoyed her touching and stroking, so we went off into a room.
The room was clean but pedestrian – just big enough for a big bed, porn playing on a telly, and the obligatory mirror. I kissed her breasts and she had nice responsive nipples, but there wasn’t much mutual play, despite the rather nice teasing foreplay on the couch. No kissing, which I like, and she quickly went to a covered BJ. She declined my request for BBBJ, and said none of the girls do that here.
The CBJ was only adequate and shortly after she climbed on board for a decent cowgirl. She seemed surprised when I wanted to switch positions after a while, but readily went to missionary and then doggie. It was all rather mechanical instead of erotic, so I decided to have her finish me by hand. Unfortunately, her hand technique was even worse –she uses her fingertips, which I don’t like, and was much too fast and rough.
Even with some direction, I could see it wasn’t going to work, so I just told her I was too tired and we ended. When I went back into the bar after my shower (about 8 pm by then) there were 6-8 new girls chatting on the couches, and only 2 other gents at the bar. Better quantity but still no quality – not a single one that I would rate as high as 7. They were all, how can I put it delicately, rather thick and swarthy.
I decided again to bail, got dressed and paid my 100 Euros (14 entrance, 17 drink, 70 for half hour with Gina) for what was a very disappointing experience. The Artemis experience would only be 30 more Euros, and in my opinion is a MUCH better value. So, I cannot recommend La Folie, but obviously there must be men with very different tastes than mine for that place to stay in business!
Thinking that the night was still early, I decided to put La Folie out of my mind by trying Royal. First I stopped to refresh with a wienerschnitzel and beer, and then took the buses to Bundesplatz 8, arriving there about 9:30pm. Imagine my horror when there was no answer to the doorbell! I even had a coffee at the café across the street and tried again, thinking that perhaps all the girls were busy, but no luck…Royal obviously closes very early (don’t recall reading that in the posts) and I did not have any other addresses with me.
So, a double disappointment for my last night in Berlin. I had a quick thought to go back to Artemis, but by then it was getting late, I had an early plane to catch, and I was too tired from traipsing across town in search of pussy. Interesting, on my way back to the hotel I changed buses at Kurfuerstenstrasse and noticed a couple of SWs there…had a fleetingly urge but I always avoid SWs due to increased risks.
Next time, I will try to get to the brothels earlier!
MI
Sorry you were disappointed at La Folie but it is quite different in athmosphere compared to the Artemis' "shock and awe" approach.
Are their towels just way too small? Kind of the size of a handkerchief.
And yes, BJs at La Folie tend to be covered versus BBBJs elsewhere.
There is a lot going on in Berlin though aside from these two clubs. There are bordellos (more about them on this thread), Sexkinos and then there is the street scene.
Berliners are having a lot of sex and its not always at FKK clubs.
Have you done the FKK clubs in Hessen and NRW? A vist to those FKK clubs will give you the full scope of the FKK club possibilities in Deutschland.
Angus Magee
10-27-06, 19:34
Man 1
Thanks for the report and sorry to hear of your disappointment. I guess you "took one for the team" this time.
As I mentioned I was considering a visit to La Folie in the next week or so but perhaps now I will decide on one of Berlin's other establishments.
My experience with LF was about 3 years ago now and I was blown away by the place at the time. I went 3 times, 3 nights in a row and had a total of 6 girls. Of those girls, 4 were mind blowing and 2 were very good. I can only imagine that Artemis has cut into LF's business (it was not open at the time I went) and perhaps the top tier girls have migrated over there. And perhaps you hit an off night. It is also true that the girls of LF are somewhat restrictive (no bbbj etc.).
Anyway, once again TY and I hope your next day of pooning made up for LF.
AM
Thanks guys, I knew that La Folie would be a different type of experience than Artemis, which is why I tried to go in with an open mind (as well as other organs). I just found the quality of girls to be really below what I would want...maybe it was an off night, but there were well over a dozen girls that I saw.
Artemis may certainly have cut into the quality of other places. Interesting that in other cities, usually girls in the bigger, flashier, more expensive places have more restrictions than the "hole-in-the-wall" places. In Berlin, it seems like it is the opposite!
MI.
Thanks for those great reports.
Have you tried Frankfurt (Palace/Oase) or Cologne (Samya)? I would be interested to hear how you found them compared to Artemis / La Folie. I might be in Berlin for a few days mid November, but I'm contemplating if I should perhaps just go back to Frankfurt/Cologne instead for the FKK scene. I would be curious about the street scene that Jackyo and others talk about, sounds rather interesting. Also I heard that Berlin is much cheaper (except for the clubs, which seem a tad bit more) in terms of living costs and expenses. Mind you, flights seem to cost more though...
Sorry, I've only been to Goldentime FKK in Vienna, which was at least as big and nice as Artemis. Having read some of the reports, however, I will certainly make Frankfurt my next destination in Germany, since the FKK scene there sounds much more interesting than Berlin. And the street scene in Berlin seems to be very limited, by most reports.
MI
Thanks for those great reports.
Have you tried Frankfurt (Palace/Oase) or Cologne (Samya)? I would be interested to hear how you found them compared to Artemis / La Folie. I might be in Berlin for a few days mid November, but I'm contemplating if I should perhaps just go back to Frankfurt/Cologne instead for the FKK scene. I would be curious about the street scene that Jackyo and others talk about, sounds rather interesting. Also I heard that Berlin is much cheaper (except for the clubs, which seem a tad bit more) in terms of living costs and expenses. Mind you, flights seem to cost more though...
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My main issue is this: Kissing and DATY are essential for me. At the brothels such as KD, VK and Royal, are these generally considered extras, or are they included in the 80 Euro half-hour fee? How much would it cost (on average) to add these services? If the response to these questions is that it varies depending on the girl, how does one go about determining these things -- should I ask very precise questions when the girls are being introduced (to avoid surprises), or is this considered impolite in some way?
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Sorry, my answer is too late for the trip you mentionned.
I talk only about Kamilla-Dee :
1) Kissing & DATY : the answer rather is Yes or No instead of "Yes with extras". By the way, I met less and less ladies who kissed me ; may be I m now uglier than I was ?
2) The answer depends on the girl as you said but on the client too : a lady may kiss some but not all clients.
3) So if these services are really important to you, I think you should ask the ladies when they introduce themselves to you; I think it s not impolite but it will just point out a reality that often we want to forget : all these meetings are just trading business
...Kamilla Dee is a very nice place with a selection of ladies that I would rate around 6 or 7, meaning that if I was pretty horny I would have taken them. But I wasn't so horny, due to the fact that I was suffering from food poisoning! :-(
I asked if any of the ladies did Franzosische pur/total and was told no.
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Kamilla-Dee has a safe-sex policy :it s why I appreciate a lot.
If you go to the URL :
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/english/frames_e.htm
and then click on "Sexy ladies" (left frame)
and then click on "Health information" (nearly at the bottom of the page)
you will be able to read :
"We rule out the contact of muccous membranes with the classical virus carriers blood and sperm.
That means, we only practice vaginal or anal sex with condom
and when we give French kisses, we do not receive sperm with our mouth."
Angus Magee
11-01-06, 09:40
regarding extras at berlin bordellos, i find that it helps to speak with the hausfrau (the lady that lets you in who directs traffic) to let her know what you are interested in. she will know which girls do what and can guide you to making the right choice. then when you are alone with the girl you can confirm the services, before you pay the fee. this avoids disappointment and speeds up the choosing process.
i am also pretty sure that there is no ft at vk though perhaps you may find a girl who does some preliminary oral foreplay 'ohne'. this would in any case be very much ymmv and probably only available on subsequent visits.
and i know that some of the royal girls are open to ft (jolina?) but that it is an expensive extra. i think that they prefer covered oral.
update: it seems that ft/fo is indeed available from some vk girls. this afternoon i was looking at the bordello berlin page and noticed the set cards of the girls from vk. the first one i clicked on was nadia who offers ft/fo.
http://www.bordelle-berlin.info/setcard-nadja-7605.html
it does not mention the price for this service.
And I know that some of the Royal girls are open to FT (Jolina?) but that it is an expensive extra. I think that they prefer covered oral.
Yes, she (Jolina) is. I don't think it was so expensive (EUR 30 maybe). I am sure you'll find enough doing FO.
Angus Magee
11-02-06, 11:37
Yes, she (Jolina) is. I don't think it was so expensive (EUR 30 maybe). I am sure you'll find enough doing FO.
Funny. I know Kumbu mentioned 15 euros for bbbj at Royal. I was there last year twice and was told 50 euros!!! The first time I just declined. The second time, some months later and after having read reports here, I asked for clarification. I mean "fünfzehn" & "fünfzig" can sound very similar to an English ear. It was indeed "fünfzig" and again I declined. It was also FT that I was after so maybe that makes a difference (cim).
Most places with an extra menu on a web page charge from 20-30 euros for FT with 25 being about average.
Just checked my September report:
Prices start at EUR 50 for 20 mins, 30 mins are EUR 75, 40 mins EUR 100. This includes DFK. Extras like BBBJ, CIM, anal are each EUR 30 extra. This was on a written "menu" they had handed me.
Wow, Kamilla Dee looks pretty good.
CAn someone tell me how it's like mid November. I can't decide if i should go back to Frankfurt FKKs or come check out Berlin. I'm just a bit concerned about the costs and scene. Sounds like value for money is less than Frankfurt.
Angus Magee
11-07-06, 16:18
Hi Grand Wazoo,
I tried to PM you this request but was told that you do not accept PMs...
It was not clear from you report if you had been to one or both of these establishments or if they were simply on your list of places to check.
If the former I wonder if you have any further info on the ladies (Maria of M I or Kelly from M II-or any other ladies) or the pricing of these places.
Thanks in advance
AM
Angus Magee
11-07-06, 18:48
Hi,
This will be a quick report as it was a bit disappointing and why dwell on what does not work.
I went to VC a few days back with the hope of seeing the lovely Maria. I was disappointed that she was not available but went instead for Nadja who was in fact my second choice from the web site.
http://www.vankampenberlin.de/nadja.html
She is a lovely girl but the session itself left me a bit disappointed.
First the choosing. I was ushered into a small room and was told to wait. I waited...and waited...and waited...for about 10 mins. Then the first girl arrived (Steffi?). Then I waited again. Finally, I must have been there for 15 mins now, Nadja and another girl popped in.
Perhaps I should have cut and run at this point as I was hot (the room was sweltering) and feeling a bit grumpy at having to wait so long. But Nadja looked good so I went for her.
Then I waited again....
Finally Nadja shows up looking lovely and I think-now we can go to a big room and have fun. But no, it seems that this tiny room is all that is available. I have given my cash now and making a fuss seems too much trouble so I shrug and we get started.
Things are okay with Nadja. As I say she is a very lovely girl but she seems a bit distant. He cbj is top notch but when I lick her pussy there is absolutely no response from her.
The sex (doggy at her insistence) is okay but we do not seem to be able to get into synch. She is very, very tight and has no lube with her...
It is in fact a bit uncomfortable for me and my hard on suffers.
So we go back to a cbj (with a change of condom) and Nadja brings me to orgasm like this. I must mention that her cbj was very, very good and the orgasm I had was excellent. She did not stop as soon as I came and seemed to be able to keep it going much longer than is usual. So here at least she gets top marks from me.
As time was up we cleaned up and I was on my way.
So I would not repeat with Nadja but in fact this has more to do with VC than with her. I was disappointed at paying a premium and receiving less than 1st class service. In fact I have been much better treated at some of Berlin's second tier Bordellos.
I will not be back there for a while at least...
AM
Wow, Kamilla Dee looks pretty good.
CAn someone tell me how it's like mid November. .......
Here's Kamilla-Dee's schedule, updated every week (on Monday or Tuesday). Of course , a lady can change her mind (or get sick ... etc ..) so it's better to give a call to make sure who are there on the day you want to meet a lady (another choice is to ask for a private meeting) :
http://www.kamilla-dee.com/presence-1.htm
The French
11-09-06, 00:21
Am planning to spend 24 hours in Berlin with a night stop in Artemis and a day stop at either KD or VK. Can anyone give me an advice on which of these two club to go (comparison of infrastructure, number of girls and quality and price). Thx a lot in advance.
Angus Magee
11-09-06, 07:25
Am planning to spend 24 hours in Berlin with a night stop in Artemis and a day stop at either KD or VK. Can anyone give me an advice on which of these two club to go (comparison of infrastructure, number of girls and quality and price). Thx a lot in advance.
Hi TF
Well, I may not be the best guy to answer since I have never been to KD (not sure why...?) and just had a less than stellar session at VC (report below). But OTOH, I am a fairly balanced person and do not hold grudges so I will answer as best I can.
Both VK & KD are very similar in all the criteria you mention (I am not quite sure what you mean by infrastructure-I am assuming you mean how nice the rooms are). I would say to have a look at their websites, find a girl who appeals and go from there. Both VK & KD have schedules on their websites now, though both caution that the schedule is "without obligation" meaning, I assume, that they do not guarantee a girl's presence(in both senses of the word...).
The nice thing about VC & KD is that they are close by each other (15 min walk) and if you don't find what you like in one you can leave and check out the other.
I find it best with this hobby not to spend to much time searching the internet for the perfect experience. Just pick a place and go check it out. Seeing the girls in the flesh can often be a potent helper in choosing.
I look forward to your reviews.
AM
Angus Magee
11-12-06, 13:52
Hi,
I went for a quick & pleasant enough bbbj the other day with the lovely Yasmin, a new girl at Müller II
http://www.citybordell.de/yasmin.html
This was my first visit to Müller II and it is very convenient to where I live & work. The place is in a quiet building, one set of stairs up and to the right (next to the elevator)
I arrived early, just after 12 noon and had 3 ladies to choose from. Gaby, Melina (I think) and Yasmin. Were it not for Yasmin I would have left right away as G & M did nothing for me-but they were not ugly.
I took Yasmin for a 20 min bbbjcim (FT) and this is exactly what I got, though perhaps a few mins. shy on the 20 mins. She did an admirable job and offered her shaved snatch for my tongue without having to be asked. My only comment on the bj technique would be a bit to much hand action but other than that it did the job well.
Yasmin is a nice looking girl. Cute face and a great butt. Her breasts are big but very fake. Nice enough to look at when covered but not much fun to play with as they sort of drift around on her ribcage like they had a life of their own. Again though, they were offered freely for my pleasure during the session.
She did have a very nice (and I think tight but fingers were discouraged) pussy and I imagine that she is a pretty good fuck...
So all in all it was an acceptable session but a bit more than I would have liked to have paid for it (55 euros-20mins.FT-no Ficken). IMO-40 euros would have been the fair price-but hey I guess I am in Schöneberg and not Neuköln.
AM
Jagshemaash!
I need advice - what are good hotels in Berlin? I want central for action. I want experience culture and nightlife too. I want girls from artemis, KD and VC etc. I like free internet, swimming pool, gym to keep my body very niice.
This is my first time to Berlin after US of A and I have no idea where anything is. I arrive at Schoenfield airport at night.
A few hotels I'm interested in (3-4 stars):
Park Hotel Blub Berlin - CITY CENTER SOUTH / NEUKÖLLN / BERLIN
Nh Berlin/Potsdam- FAIR BERLIN 17 KM / KLEINMACHNOW
Nh Berlin-treptow - ON THE BANKS OF SPREE RIVER / BERLIN
Winters Hotel Berlin Mitte - FRIEDRICHSTRASSE / BERLIN
Alfa Hotel - DOWNTOWN/CITY CENTER / BERLIN
Park Plaza Berlin - PRENZLAUER BERG / BERLIN
Adrema Hotel- CITY CENTER / BERLIN
Alsterhof Berlin- CITY CENTER WEST / BERLIN
Centrovital Hotel Berlin - ON THE BANKS OF LAKE SPANDAU / BERLIN
Hotel Berlin, Berlin - CITY CENTER WEST / BERLIN
Some more expensive hotels but if they are REALLY good, I like:
Steigenberger Berlin -CITY CENTER WEST / BERLIN
The Mandala Hotel- BERLIN
Derag Hotel And Living Hotel - BERLIN-MITTE / BERLIN
Modern hotels with nice designer rooms (a bit like Flemings in Frankfurt), very nice ... I like!! Good showers. Gym and wifi would be bonus. Not in my country. Location is important of course.
Anyone stayed at any of these hotels, or tips on what to do in 5 days. Should I go to all the 3 places above, anywehre else to explore? Thank you.
Jenkui,
Borat
Jagshemaash!
I need advice - what are good hotels in Berlin? I want central for action. I want experience culture and nightlife too. I want girls from artemis, KD and VC etc. I like free internet, swimming pool, gym to keep my body very niice.
Jenkui,
Borat
... for Make Benefit of Glorious Berlin Stay!
If money is no object you should look into the Hotel Adlon on Pariser Platz.
Its a few steps away from the Brandenburger Tor.
Michael Jackson had his episode hanging his baby out the window of his room at this hotel.
I'd think you'd want a hotel in Berlin Mitte or off the Kurfuerstendamm in the West.
The Steigenberger isn't a bad chain either.
The only FKK clubs I know of there are Artemis and La Folie. There are reports in the FKK thread of this forum.
I have not sampled the brothel and apartment scene there but there are also enough reports about them on this thread.
Berlin does not have an equivalent to the Frankfurt Laufhaeuser that I am aware of.
There is an active street scene as well as an active Sexkino scene. I can't recommend either though I can imagine some dudes get their kicks out of the sense of danger.
Last time I spent time there I remember there was a swingers club by the name of Zwielicht which advertised heavily. They would park a car advertising the club on the Ku'damm.
A little writeup from somewhere on the web:
Zwielicht, Berlin
Der Swingerclub Zwielicht unterhält drei Filialen: in Charlottenburg in der Goethestraße, in Schöbeberg in der Zietenstraße und in Kreuzberg in der Gneisenaustraße. Der Eintrittspreis berechtigt zur Nutzung aller drei Standorte. Wegen des sehr großen Nachfragegefälles zwischen den Geschlechtern haben einzelne Damen freien Eintritt, Paare zahlen einen mittleren Eintrittspreis , einzelne Herren werden kräftig zur Kasse gebeten.
I don't know if it still exists and I have to say that I've never been.
Otherwise, enjoy the museums, the Philhamoniker, the Deutsche Oper. Kultur in Berlin ist gross geschrieben!
DkFatBastard
11-13-06, 06:51
Hi Borat69
There's a lot of good hotels in Berlin, and the public transportation are good.
But I would chose the Mandala hotel right at Potsdamer Platz. It's close to Friedrichstrasse, the main eastern shopping street and Brandenburger Tor. Also it doesn't take a long time on the train to get to the action in Wilmersdorf (Royal, Kamilla D, Artemis).
Also I like the modern design of the hotel and last minute offers are can be really good deals.
Jagshemaash!
I need advice - what are good hotels in Berlin? I want central for action. I want experience culture and nightlife too. I want girls from artemis, KD and VC etc. I like free internet, swimming pool, gym to keep my body very niice.
This is my first time to Berlin after US of A and I have no idea where anything is. I arrive at Schoenfield airport at night.
A few hotels I'm interested in (3-4 stars):
Park Hotel Blub Berlin - CITY CENTER SOUTH / NEUKÖLLN / BERLIN
Nh Berlin/Potsdam- FAIR BERLIN 17 KM / KLEINMACHNOW
Nh Berlin-treptow - ON THE BANKS OF SPREE RIVER / BERLIN
Winters Hotel Berlin Mitte - FRIEDRICHSTRASSE / BERLIN
Alfa Hotel - DOWNTOWN/CITY CENTER / BERLIN
Park Plaza Berlin - PRENZLAUER BERG / BERLIN
Adrema Hotel- CITY CENTER / BERLIN
Alsterhof Berlin- CITY CENTER WEST / BERLIN
Centrovital Hotel Berlin - ON THE BANKS OF LAKE SPANDAU / BERLIN
Hotel Berlin, Berlin - CITY CENTER WEST / BERLIN
Some more expensive hotels but if they are REALLY good, I like:
Steigenberger Berlin -CITY CENTER WEST / BERLIN
The Mandala Hotel- BERLIN
Derag Hotel And Living Hotel - BERLIN-MITTE / BERLIN
Modern hotels with nice designer rooms (a bit like Flemings in Frankfurt), very nice ... I like!! Good showers. Gym and wifi would be bonus. Not in my country. Location is important of course.
Anyone stayed at any of these hotels, or tips on what to do in 5 days. Should I go to all the 3 places above, anywehre else to explore? Thank you.
Jenkui,
Borat
Lex Lector
11-19-06, 14:45
About a month ago, I had the pleasure of spending an hour with Miki from the outcall agency Hautnah Berlin. Having read the good reviews of her at this forum, I wouldn't pass up this opportunity.
http://www.hautnah-in-berlin.de/Hintergund.htm
The Booking. Called the phone guy, I think he spoke som english but he clearly preferred that I spoke German. No problem, I managed to book Miki for the same evening.
The Arrival. I was staying at a 5 star hotel, so I was a little uncertain about how open they would be to my mongering activities. Turned out not to be a problem, but Miki is also dressed very discreetly, looks like the girl next door, and certainly not like a *****. She arrived 15 min before time, and looked very sweet. Black jeans, a small black top, and not a lot of make up - she is young and quite pretty so she really does not need three layers of face paint to look attractive. Language skills leave a lot to be desired, so do not expect long stories about her home country Romania. I estimate her age to be about 20. Her ass is to die for. I cannot remember seeing and feeling an ass like that before. World class.
The Exchange. She used my phone short after arrival, probably to call her guy and say she was ok. I handed her the 90 euro that is her rate for an hour. The site says this includes "everything". She took the money, no hassles or arguments. Very clear transaction.
The Action. She starts to undress, jiggled her fantastic booty and rubbed it against me, she is one fine little lady. We showered together, and she felt really nice. Clean shaved, nice snatch and really great tight boobs. About a C cup, but unbelievably firm. We then headed into bed, she gives a BBBJ that is incredible high standard coming from such an innocent looking girl. Slip on a condom, and on we go in several positions for most of the hour. She does a mean cowgirl, but in general I would have liked her to be a bit more engaged. Far from a GFE, which is really something that I appreciate. I had the TV running in the background, and I had to shut it off, because during the action she would rather be looking at the telly, rather that focusing on the action. That irritated me, it was not entirely professional on her side. But still, shagging this girl was good - she has a killer body, and that alone is just fantastic.
The Finish. Time is running close to the hour, so I figure I better finish. I ask if I can CIM, which she nods to. She takes of the condom and gets the job done BBBJCIM. Wow... while she does provide this service, I don't think she is pleased to do this (well, I guess I understand). She rushed to the bathroom to spit and flush her mouth. Although DFK is included in her price, she clearly is not into this. Some short kisses on the mouth, but thats it. Fine with me, I do not want to DFK with a girl who does CIM, anyway.
The Goodbyes. After cleaning her mouth, we cuddle a bit, but clearly she wants to get out the door. She calls her guy, and leaves with a kiss on the cheek. That was my fine hour with Miki.
Overall: She is a pretty and young girl, but she could be more into it. Other guys who don't care about the lack of GFE, may find her to be an excellent choice. For the 90 euros, she is a bargain. May or may not try her again, but will definitely use Hautnah again. It's a good reliable service. Probably I will try some other girls from their franchise, before doing Miki again. Thinking really hard about Daniela.. need to get a trip planned to Berlin soon.
LL
EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.
Angus Magee
11-20-06, 22:13
Hi Lex,
Thanks for the report. Yet another confirmation that Miki is a hottie. And I have to agree that she is not overly professional-but then for me this is part of her charm. She is not yet (and I truly hope she will not be soon) "used up". I guess with these young "teen" type girls this is the trade off. If they are young and hot the are not always so "in to it".
I can only really remember once finding a real teen (18) pro who seemed to be totally in to the experience. And as this was many years ago, I guess I was much younger too and perhaps this had something to do with it.
I can recommend, from the same agency, Nikol, who is a bit older, not quite so hot, but a very enthusiastic fuck partner. Of the three Hautnah girls I have been with she came out on top of the "in to it" scale-IMO.
Anyway, sounds like you did in fact enjoy yourself and I feel that your criticism is of the fair & balanced kind.
Happy mongering
AM
Good mooning, gals and guys.........
I was very impressed by this place the last time I visited early May, however I was there on a Monday and it was simply too few people inside to make worth while hanging around for a long time.
Anyone been there recently and are able to tell if the traffic picked up? I'm trying to figure out if it's worth the effort of redirecting via FRA instead :-)
much obliged
your FAITHFUL
Angus Magee
12-02-06, 16:37
Hi,
Does anyone here have any experience with this place?
http://www.erotikakademie.de/start.htm
I called and was told 170/hr, 100/half. Pretty steep for a bordello. I wonder if it is anything special. Several of the girls on the website look pretty tasty but if the service is not absolutely top notch....
The girls appear to be pretty high-milage ie cum face (which I love to do). I wonder is the price a base price and extras added on? Or is it all inclusive. I tried to ask this of the telephone lady but my German is just not yet good enough.
Thanks in advance
AM
Dear WSG members,
my deepest apologies for disappearing for these many months, but I just have not been able to find time to complete my reports. I had a wonderful (fabulous!) visit to Berlin way back in the summer, and I had reported on only some of my escapades. I do now plan to finish my reports.
The problem is that this has been the busiest six months of my life (no exaggeration), coupled with my perfectionist nature where I don't want to post any thing that is not perfect. So, if I am ever to get these reports into the public domain, I must sacrifice quality. So please forgive the shoddy quality of these following reports, I just want to get them out in case they might be of use to people.
So, to remind you, I had just come from a visit to Royal, where I had seen wonderful Sylvia (aka Sylva). Next, I returned to Artemis (given my fantastic experience the night before with Zina). So my next set of reports will tell you of the ensuing evening. Here is a summary:
Cara - not so good, not so bad.
Nellie - Fantastically beautiful woman, but...
Carolina - Polish princess with skin like you wont believe
That's right, three women at Artemis, plus Sylvia in the morning, making a total of four experiences in the day. I amazed myself. Report to follow.
So I had just had a wonderful experience at Royal with Sylvia (Sylva), and my heart was content. I had lunch, walked the streets of Berlin a little, and then began to get my umph back. I pulled out my plans, and according to my schedule, I was to head over to Kamilla Dee’s by 3pm, and then later that evening make a move to La Folie. But I just couldn’t get Artemis out of my mind. I had enjoyed the time the previous night with Zina, but I just got the feeling that there was a lot more to enjoy.
I made an executive decision and changed the plan. Dangerous, I know, but my thinking was that I had already been to KDs, while Artemis was the great unknown at this point. So I took the S-Bahn over to Westkreutz and walked over to Artremis in broad daylight. I really felt like a degenerate, walking into a sex house in the middle of the afternoon, but you know what, that’s what I was in Berlin to do. So fuck it.
I walked in and the ladies behind the counter started in German and promptly switched to English when they noticed my hesitation. They asked if I had been there, I said yes, so they skipped the instructions, took my money and handed me my key and robe. I put my money and stuff into the small safety box, changed, and entered the main lounge. I walked right over to the bar and sat down, just to get myself oriented again.
The place was dead. I sat there for five-ten minutes, then walked downstairs, where there also very few people. There must have been something like 10 women in the place, and perhaps 10 guys. There were a couple of guys getting massaged in the massage room – which struck me as rather homosexual since there were three naked guys rubbing each other down in there. Not that I mind, but it was just a surprise to see that.
So I walked over to the bar downstairs, ordered a Sprite and started sipping away. All of a sudden from behind me Cara appeared – a pushy Italian woman with large tits, shortish brown hair and one hell of a personality. She speaks excellent English, and is very talkative. I had met her the night before, but did not go with her, so she saw this as her chance to get me. We started talking and after 5 minutes she started suggesting we go upstairs. I told her that I had just arrived, and that I needed some time to relax, or else I would not be able to perform. She didn’t buy it, and kept pushing. After about 10 minutes of semi-uncomfortable rejection of her proposals, I finally excused myself and went upstairs. We ended it very politely, but I thought I had been pretty clear that I was not interested.
I went up stairs and sat at the bar for a while. Boy this place was dead. I strongly urge you not to go at 3pm on a weekday – nothing is happening. This is in stark contrast to how the place is at night. Anyway, I sat there for a full hour, talking to the barmaid, and a couple fo people that came by, but nothing really interesting to report. Finally Cara came back up and she spotted me. She came over and started to push again. I was not really annoyed or anything, as by now I was really bored, so she came as somewhat light entertainment.
She was topless, wearing a sheer gauze wrapped around her waist. As she talked to me, she was playing with her boobs, so we started to talk about that. I asked her why she plays with them so much, and she said it keeps them firm. I asked if I could see how firm they were, and she said ‘I thought you would never ask’, and she grabbed my hand and slapped it onto her tits, squeezing real hard. They were actually not that firm, but not droopy or soft or anything, but totally natural and quite well shaped. So I squeezed a little, and felt just a little stir in mini-Kumbu downstairs. Hmmm.
She took this as her cue, and started to go all out to entice me. After several minutes of tit squeezing (this is right at the bar, mind you), she gets off the stool, turns around, and starts to grind her ass into my crotch. She rotates, rubs up and down, does a little shiver of her ass, like a real quick left-right quiver, and that got my engine running. Truth be told, I was not allt hat attracted to her in terms of looks, but she was working for it, and that counts a lot. So I finally relented and agreed to go up. It was 5:30pm by now.
So we went up, and what can I say? She was very energetic and most definitely worked for her money. When we got upstairs to the room, she threw a single towel onto the bed, ripped off the cloth around her waist and dropped to her knees and to look at little kumbu. When my towel came off, she gasped (nice act, sister) and said, “Oh my, how fantastic, let’s play!” So she slipped a condom on (I’m not sure where that came from), and started to suck away. She was full of energy, did some nice eye-contact, did some great ball action, and overall did a spot-on job. But BJ is not my thing. The only “thing” that I could call “my thing” would have to be doggie, so I indicated that I wanted to get started.
Without asking, she gets up off the ground, climbs onto the bed and assumes doggie position. Most women will initially start with missionary, or some other tamer position, but she went straight into the money position. I liked that. I looked down at her pussy and asshole, and it was rather nondescript. That is, it was neither spectacular nor revolting, but quite normal. Her asshole was slightly darker than Zina’s, but clean-looking and pleasant. Her pussy lips were not pink, more like a pale, soft salmon color. I dared not get my face too close for fear that she would take that as a hint of interest in DATY, so I raised my face quickly and pushed my dick into her pussy. Once inside her, she groaned and sighed. My dick is a little on the long side, so I usually don’t go all the way into a woman. The reason for this is that I have been told that when a dick hits the backside of the pussy, it hurts like hell, much like a man being kicked in the balls. The only exception is when the woman is exceptionally tall, then I assume that she has the space within to take all of me. But Cara, being only 5’6” or so, still took all of me in. In fact, she pushed almost all the way in, and then we encountered some resistance, but she persevered and rammed her ass backward to get me all the way in. I was impressed.
From then on, I did absolutely nothing. Cara took complete control, grinding and rotating and gyrating her hips, basically using my dick to fuck herself. It was quite nice to just kneel there on the bed and watch her do all the work. It took a little longer for me to reach orgasm, but when it did I must say it was satisfying and well worth it. All this despite Cara not being quite my type of women in terms of appearances.
Afterward, she complemented me (blah blah blah), we talked for quite a while, and finally cleaned up and left. I paid her 60Euros, and that was essentially the last I saw of Cara (a couple of hello’s in the corridors, but no other interaction).
So my overall recommendation for Cara is not bad at all. She is in her early-mid thirties, has a slightly soft body, but nice tits. She is certainly not the most beautiful woman in Artemis, but she has an excellent attitude and a fantastic personality.
Also, to those who worry about the quantity and timing of visitng Artemis, I would *definitely* suggest against going in the afternoon. On my few visits to Artemis, the liveliest time has always been after about 9pm or so, and the action lasts well into the early hours of the morning. So don't be dissuaded from visitng Artemis from reports of few girls and few customers - just go at the right time and you should be ok.
My next report will be on Nellie and our awkward session.
Angus Magee
12-04-06, 07:03
Hi Kumbu,
Thanks for the report. I wondered where you got to but figured that you had other stuff on your plate.
Anyway-welcome back and I look forward to your other posts.
AM
I cannot find any mention of Ciro in Rankestrasse or Mazurka in Lietzenburgerstr. Has anyone tried these places?
Zoo Boy
Angus Magee
12-09-06, 18:16
I just got back from an afternoon bbbjcim session with the very lovely Michelle at LD I.
http://www.pinup-modelle.de/michelle.html
I arrived at 3:00 pm at LD I hoping that there would be a selection of girls available on this dull Saturday afternoon in Berlin. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately as you will see, just Michelle was available. I hesitated as I always like to have choice but in fact Michelle is a good looking girl. Why not, I thought, and made the decision to stay.
I am glad I did.
We took care of business quickly-50 euros for a half hour with bbbjcim (FT). Michelle took the cash and was back quickly to give little Angus his wash. She is a strapping young blond Polish girl. The web site states 22 years and I would say this is correct more or less.
We lay on the bed and Michelle presented me with the very nice breasts & nipples to be sucked on. While not huge she has very attractive breasts with nicely shaped large-ish nipples that are very responsive to the tongue.
Next she kissed her way south stopping to pay some attention to my nipples on the way. She seemed in no hurry and behaved very sensually with soft moans. She took little Angus in her warm mouth and it wasn't long before little Angus got a wee bit bigger. She had a very nice and smooth bj technique.
I let her do her thing while stroking and feeling her ass which was now pointing towards the ceiling. My fingers also strayed to her pussy which was soft and nicely wet.
I tried to get her into a 69 position but she seemed to resist. Finally she looked up and asked, "You lick me?"
"Why yes." I replied
So she did not fancy 69 but she lay back, opened her long legs and I started to feast. She has a clean shaven, very clean tasting pussy and became even wetter as I licked her, concentrating on the clit but also taking some very long lips and even venturing into her sweet ass. All of this was well received and she was nicely responsive with soft moans and, as I mentioned, a nice amount of pussy nectar.
After some time I stopped and climbed back on the bed to let her do her work. What followed was a very, very, very well performed and administered bj. As I mention she has a very good technique and seemed to perform just the way I like with lots of saliva and not to much hand action. Quite often she even took her hands right away and just used her mouth. Not so many girls do this in my experience.
The ending was great and she took my cum in her mouth as promised. She also did not just stop as soon as I started to cum but continued until I had completely finished and drained. Nice.
Then came the spit and the clean up and as our half hour was up she left me to change.
All in all a very enjoyable session and I left feeling satisfied and happy to have met this young Polish girl. I most definitely will repeat with Michelle and in fact think I may have found my Lea (who used to be a regular provider for me at LD I) replacement at last.
I have to say that for the money LD I has provided me with some pretty solid performers this past couple of years. They are not the stunners that work at VC, Royal and KD but they are also half the price and seem to have a very good attitude toward their work.
Thanks for reading
AM
Angus Magee
12-09-06, 18:17
I cannot find any mention of Ciro in Rankestrasse or Mazurka in Lietzenburgerstr. Has anyone tried these places?
Zoo Boy
Perhaps if you provide links to their website it will be easier to help...
hey angus, you have really contributed to this board like no other - you deserve a medal of some sort. you've become the kingpin of berlin, i think we all owe you a debt of gratitude.
ok, now back to my long-overdue reports of artemis. just as a reminder, these are reports from experiences several months ago. they may still prove to be useful, or at the very least entertaining, to some. in case you are wondering how i remember the details (and whether you should trust these details or not), i take plenty of notes immediately after each experience. so what are in these reports are as accurate as all my previous reports. i have forgotten some things, and you will see reference to those things that are vague in my memory.
after cara, i showered and wandered back to the main floor and sat again at the bar. i asked for a coffee (which is surprisingly good, by the way), and a sprite, and then walked over to a lounge area by the side of the room. by now the place was beginning to fill up a little. it was something like 6:15pm or so, i guess the after-work crowd were making their way in. i noticed that most people were walking in and out of a door at the back of the main room, so i walked over to investigate. it turns out this is where they serve dinner. so i grabbed a plate and some food and sat down to eat. it was a little weird, being in a social context with these strangers, and having to conduct small talk with them. it was compounded by the language barrier, but it was fine in the end. the food itself was ok, nothing to write home about, but enough to fill your belly and give you strength for a full night of ridiculous sex with random strangers.
after that, i went back to the bar and got another coffee, and sat on the lounge area to the side of the room. this turned out to be a fantastic stroke of luck. from here, i had a full unobstructed view of the bar, so i could watch the kinds of interactions people were having. this was very useful because it gave me a model for typical interaction, and therefore confidence in how to behave in this place. more importantly, my vantage point gave me a perfect view of anyone that came in and out of the main room. a little explanation is in order.
the women who work here are smart people. they are savvy in their business skills, and they know all about human (especially male) sexuality. they themselves pay 50euros to enter the place, so they have to make it with at least two guys to make it worth their whiles. but of course they all want to make it with many more guys just to fill their wallets. in order to do this, they need to advertise their goods, or else the guys will not see what is available. so what the majority of women do is the following: they pick a spot that is their home base. from here they have a route around the entire establishment where they can walk and scope out potential customers. so if they see a guy alone in the sex kino, for example, they will go and sit next to him and start up a conversation. if they see some other woman with a guy sitting on the couch, for example, they will keep that in mind, and continue with their circuit around the building. when they complete the circuit and return to that spot where the guy was talking to the other woman, they check to see if the two of them are still there, or if the woman has left the guy alone. this is a sign that the woman was not this guys type, so they may make a swoop to try to capture this guy.
now this is where male sexuality comes in. they all know that we are visual beasts, so they dress themselves up in such a way as to accentuate their more beautiful traits and de-emphasize their less attractive traits (if they have any). so a woman with fantastic tits will walk around topless, swinging her tits from left to right like the pendulum on some beautiful godly clock. a woman with a wonder-butt will wear something that highlights the butt and de-emphasizes everything else on her. a woman with a fabulous set of legs will wear 6 inch high heels and nothing else that covers her legs. she may cover her chest if it is less than ample, so as to maximize her phenomenal legs.
and then they strut. ohmygod do they strut. they walk up and down that building as if it is a catwalk, just like those models you see on tv, except these girls are naked. they practice their walk, and of course couple that with those fantastic little sexy smiles they throw this way and that, just to entice and attract the watching males all around the room. and make no mistake about it – all the men are watching all the women, keeping track of their own libidos and the wonder of the visual feast before them.
so from my vantage point, i had this perfect view of all the women as they entered the main room. all of them would walk in the main doors, look left and right to scope out the room, and then strut their way down the center of the room. some would stop at the bar, lean over a stool (ay caramba!) and talk to the barmaid. others would strut all the way to the back of the room, meandering between the couches and the strip stages, and peek into the sex kino back there. if there was nothing interesting or no one available, they would turn around and strut their way back out and downstairs.
so there i sat, watching this fantastic real-life porno movie of some of the most beautiful women on earth, walking naked up and down just mere feet from me. and i kept thinking that as soon as i muster enough strength, any one of these gorgeous naked women could be gorgeous and naked in my arms in a matter of minutes. that is such a satisfying feeling, a feeling of being both completely satiated as well as unbelievably hungry at the same time. sorry guys, i just can’t put it into words.
there were women of all sizes and shapes, enough variety for any man no matter who you are. here are some things i noticed:
- total women at around 8pm was something like 30. total number of guys was similar. later that evening (around 11pm), the ratio remained the same, but there must have been 40-50 women and 40-50 guys. so it did get quite busy (not crowded, but busy).
- most of the women were caucasian, and most of them were of east european descent. there were enough germans, but i did not meet any spanish, french, portuguese, scandinavian or dutch women. not to say there aren’t any, i just happened not to meet any. there were some turkish women (three that i counted, including nellie, see below), and no asian women to speak of. again, not that they don’t frequent artemis, i just didn’t see any on that night.
- most of the guys were white as well, although there were several turkish gentlemen. i didn’t see any black guys, but i have absolutely no doubt that race would *not* be an issue here in artemis. the place is owned by turks, so i can’t imagine any kind of white supremacist thing going on. i did see two asian guys, both very respectful and clean looking. they seemed to know what they were doing, so they must have been there before. i think one of them spoke german, so that must have been a plus for him.
- there were a couple of chinese gentlemen who lacked any german or english skills, so this must have been very frustrating for them. what’s more, it seemed that they lacked many social skills too, but this may have been high testosterone levels that caused this. as an example, as i was sitting on my perch, i saw this beautiful blonde woman walk into the room. she had a tight white miniskirt on, and was completely topless. she had a pair of knockers that would knock out muhammad ali in a second – i mean they were absolutely perfect, the best tits i have ever seen! i know we on this board write such things quite frequently ( i can’t tell you how often i have read reports in which someone says something like ’she gave excellent head, the best i have ever had’), but in this case i write this with thought and careful consideration. these…were…the best…tits…i…have…ever…seen. her tits reminded me of that model called sydney moon - perfect sized tits, very small nipples, perfectly proportioned, just a wonder of nature. anyway, she reaches the bar and sits down, orders a drink and starts talking to the girl next to her. our chinese gentleman, sitting on a couch on the other side of the room, sees her and starts to frantically get all his things together. he walks over to her and without saying a thing, taps her on the shoulder and shouts “ay!” she is startled by this, partly choking on her drink, but he perseveres. he shouts again, “ay! and with his right arm, does a large circular motion two times, ending with a jab towards the upstairs room. he was indicating that he wanted to go upstairs. she seems bemused, and shrugs her shoulder in mock ignorance. so the poor fellow shouts again “ay!” and storms off toward the stairs that lead to the upstairs room. so she figures it out, and i guess she agrees, because she puts her drink down, giggles a little to her friend, and goes off with the chinese guy, who now has a rather large smile and a small bulge behind his towel. my point of re-telling this story is not to make fun of the guy (although it was amusing), but rather to tell you all that no matter how bad your social skills may be, you’re going to get laid here. you could be a complete idiot, and if you have the cash, you can make it with any woman here. watching this kind of eased my nerves, and after that i really started to enjoy myself.
- a little while after that, i saw a guy that looked icelandic (don’t ask me how i know that, he just looked like a couple of icelandic friends i used to have). he seemed very shy and awkward, and he was sitting on a couch near me. he had been there since before i had arrived, so he was clearly having some nerves. but finally maya, that beautiful blonde i had had the night before, approaches him and starts to talk to him. a few minutes later, she laughs real loud, and i look over the guy looks really embarrassed. anyway, maya gets up and walks over to another blonde girl and that girl walks over to the icelandic gentleman. i thought he had told maya that he wanted to make it with this other girl, and that’s what the commotion was all about. so all three of them sat on the couch for a few minutes, and then they all get up and head for the rooms! this sly icelandic guy wanted to do it with two of them at the same time – two beautiful platinum blonde bombshells! he was walking between the two of them, and he put each of his hands down on each of their asses as they walked out, and i thought to myself “wow, he knows what he wants, and he’s going to get it now”. i looked at my watch, and by now it was 9:20pm. at 9:30 the two girls walked back downstairs, and the icelandic guy was never to be seen again.
- all night long, this one girl kept catching my eye. she was tall, very tall, perhaps 6ft or more. but she had an absolutely perfect figure. she had breasts that were not too big, perhaps a good handful each. she had a perfect waist-line, and a nice, large, round, firm, ass. it wasn’t what we would call a booty, per se, more like a well-shaped ass. it looked very tight, but fleshy enough to really give you something to grab onto. but most of all, she had legs like an angel. i just can’t tell you the phenomenon that are her legs – long, really, really, long, and absolutely perfectly shaped. usually tall women have skinny legs, or overly large legs, but her legs were of perfect proportion. they were muscular but not too muscular; they had flash, but were far from fat; they were very, very toned, and the skin just seemed like it was covered in warm butter for my viewing (and tasting) pleasure. she looked to be in her early twenties (i later found out she was 26), had curly dark-brown hair, and was wearing a fish-net wrap around her ass and waist. it barely covered her ass, but left her gorgeous long legs fully exposed. she was topless, and she was wearing high heel shoes with a six inch heel – so again, the key word here my friends is legs! she also had the most alluring face. she had a very prominent chin, perhaps too prominent. but she had eyes that would strop a train in its tracks – very sexy, warm, deep and…did i say sexy? she had this way of glancing sideways, which seemed very sly and attractive. she came in and out of that room perhaps six or seven times over the course of the night, and each time she would look my way and crack an ever-so-small smile. but then she would continue with her strut around the room. i got hours of pleasure just watching her walk, it was just the most sublime experience imaginable. in fact, the price of entry was worth just this visual treat. but there was much more to come, not just the beauty of a walking set of legs.
ok, so my crotch was recovering from the morning with sylvia and the late-afternoon with cara, and i decided that i needed to select someone for a late-night cap. there were five or six girls that really caught my eye, but who to pick?? this girl with the legs was the obvious choice, but all of a sudden she was no where to be seen. i figured she was with some lucky son-of-a-*****, so i waited. i waited some more. but after a full hour of waiting, she was no where to be seen. maybe she went home for the evening?
i was getting tired, so i decided i couldn’t wait all night for this girl. after all, there were dozens of very, very attractive women around. i also needed another drink, so i got up from my perch that had served me very well and walked over to the bar. as i sat drinking my drink, a girl with the best smile in the building looked my way. i waved to her and she came over. this was nellie, who turns out to be an institution here at artemis. later that month during the world cup i saw a british news piece on prostitution in berlin and they were interviewing two girls from artemis. they never showed the girls faces, but i recognized the brunette as nellie (i don’t know who the blonde girl was).
anyway, nellie speaks fantastic english (she spent some time in ireland). she is turkish and has been at artemis since it opened. in terms of looks, she has eyes to die for – large, dark, wondrously beautiful. and she knows it too, which is why she makes her face up so as to accentuate her eyes. she has a wonderfully shaped face, very well proportioned. her breasts are also mighty fine – more than a handful and certainly worth consideration. but again, her strengths (at least to my eye) are her ass and legs. she has a very well shaped ass – ample flesh, well distributed, firm and shapely. and her legs are strong, sexy and well-worth some viewing time. we talked for ten minutes, and then she asked me if i had seen all the places in the building. i said “yes, most of the places”. she said, “have you seen the kinos?” and i said “no, not really, they’re not my thing”. she said “oh, but you haven’t seen the downstairs one, let’s go”.
so she grabs my hand and leads me downstairs to the sex kino. the place had a couple in the back making out, and we sat right in the middle of the room. on the screen was a scene of three people, a guy and two girls in the middle of some jungle fucking like monkeys. they were still wearing most of their clothes, and the guy had a par of tighty-whiteys on. there was a close up of the guys dick entering one of the women’s assholes, and when the close up came on, nellie let out a yelp of delight! she said “look, there’s shit on the guys underwear!” and there was – you could see brown stains in the crack of his tighty-whiteys! phew, that was a turn off.
so we were sitting close together, and she put her hand inside my robe and started to caress my chest. i had just had some coffee, so my breath was not all that good, so i pulled out the breath freshener that i carry everywhere and squirted some into my mouth. she saw this and says “oh, that’s so sweet, thank you…” at which point she pauses, looks me straight in the eye for a full five seconds, and then her head shoots straight down onto my dick and she starts to suck away. this was bbbj, by the way, right there in the middle of the cinema, with people walking around, looking over and smiling at us. what a weird experience. she did this for about 5 minutes, and i must say i felt very awkward. but what the hell, it’s all good. then she pops her head up, jumps up and says “let’s go”.
she leads me to a nearby room and drops some towels onto the bed. she sits down on the bed and says (and this is completely true): “you can do anything you like to me”. and then she leans back, spreads her legs open and spreads her arms wide open and smiles at me.
oh boy, what to do, what to do. hmm, let’s see…would you like to play a game of canasta? or how about fucking like those jungle monkeys we just saw in the kino?
ok, so i told her that i’d like to put my hands all over her body, and the best way to do that would be to massage her ass and legs. she agrees whole-heartedly, and flips over and wiggles her bum a little. so i start to rub her ass, her legs, the small of her back, fantastic! i did this for many, many minutes, perhaps 20 minutes! by the way, at some point i went down to her calves and caught a whiff of her feet: they were very stinky! and she knew it, because she started to complain not to go there because her feet were stinky. i didn’t think about it at that time, but later i wondered why her feet were stinky. i mean, don’t the women shower after each guy? this made me think that at least some of the women do not take a full shower after each guy, and this worries me a little.
anyway, as i was getting all into her ass, she suddenly changed in her mood. she became very tense and tired. after a minute of this, i asked her if she was ok, and she said that she was undergoing a sudden migraine attack. so i stopped manhandling her ass for a minute so she could grab some medicine from her purse. she took the medicine and said it would take a few minutes to kick in. so in the meantime, i switch my sexual groping into a real neck and shoulder massage. she loved this and was very, very grateful. i massaged the muscles near the base of the head, which are usually the most troublesome for migraine sufferers, and she was very thankful. but the migraine did not dissipate, and eventually she told me to just fuck her. so i mounted her, and did her missionary style (very unsatisfying). i finished in record time because all that ass-grabbing had really brought me to the brink, but still, the ending was quite a disappointment. afterward, she ran away to find a quite dark room, and she did not return for the rest of the night.
so my particular experience with nellie was rather unfortunate, but i have no doubt (whatsoever) that she is one hell of a provider. everything up to the migraine was perfect, and could not have been scripted better. if you have the option to go with nellie, and if you treat her nicely, i am certain that you will not regret it. she is sweet, built like a pleasure palace, and very very easy to get along with. besides, the next day when i returned she did me a favor, which i will report on in the next installment.
Angus Magee
12-10-06, 09:28
Hey Angus, you have really contributed to this board like no other - you deserve a medal of some sort. You've become the Kingpin of Berlin, I think we all owe you a debt of gratitude.
Hey Kumbu-Why thank you. Not sure about the medal-perhaps the members can chip in and send me on an all expense paid day at Artemis;-)
Seriously-I came to Berlin two or so years ago and never expected to stay here. At the time Jackson was just changing the forum and I asked for an upgrade to senior status on the strength of a promise to contribute greatly to the board. As I had used ISG extensively in my travels, and not always been able to contribute at that time-I had no computer and had little patience for internet cafes.
So when I started to settle, for the time being, in Berlin I made it my mission to keep the Berlin board active. And with good results I feel. We have a very informed thread here on the Berlin board with none of the bickering that many of the other threads see.
And I find many of the visiting contributors are top notch.
So thanks for the recognition Kumbu and for you continuing contribution as it is always an entertaining and informed read.
AM
Hey,
Great report on Artemis!
Just wondering: have you done the clubs in NRW and in Hessen and can you compare? How large is Artemis square footage-wise?
I personally prefer the smaller clubs in NRW but will drop by Artemis when next in Berlin.
Thanks!
Angus Magee
12-15-06, 12:21
I just noticed to day that the Hautnah web site has gone 404...
And just as I was getting ready to call in Daniela for a session.
Anyone have any info on this sad fact?
I just noticed to day that the Hautnah web site has gone 404...The first page (not the /Hintergund page) says that they're "im Urlaub" until February. This would seem to be confirmed by Nikol last week (report pending, honest!) when she said she was off home this week.
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