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MikeNm
04-05-24, 19:10
I've been reading the forum here for awhile, as I do for every place I visit, and it's always very helpful. In this case, I've either been very lucky or some reports are not quite accurate. I'm 2-for-2 on gorgeous women who delivered exceptional service for a decent price.

1. Julia from eurogirlsescort.com came to my hotel yesterday, and for 180 euros gave me DFK, CBJ, and CFS with such feeling and connection I didn't want to let her go!

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/julia/691916/?list=sc15ll She was tall, blonde, pretty, a wonderful kisser and a passionate lover.

2. Rita from https://www.escort-sex24.de/escort-rita-62649.html was a tall Ukrainian blonde with a smile that never quit. She gave me DFK, BBBJ, and CFS for 150 euro. Two times included, but I took so long to get the pop that our hour was up. Another pop was not on the menu after the effort to get the first. Her kissing was equally as good but very different from Julia's.

I'm left wanting both of these women again (and again), but I don't think I've got another pop in me for a few days!! Fortunately I'm not going home until next week, so I might get another round with one or both. Contact was easy through WhattsApp, I've had many ladies respond to my inquiries. If you guys are finding it difficult to find real girls who deliver, for a decent price, I'm sorry but you are doing something wrong!

ChessB
04-05-24, 20:43
Given the recent price increases noted for sex services, some of the budget escort sites seem to have kept their prices unchanged. Specifically.

www.escort-berlin.com

www.escortinberlin.de

www.myescortberlin.com

Are these reliable sites? I would like to order from these sites to deliver to my hotel. The rates are 90 euro per hour including covered oral and change in position. I know that the girls add services for extra, but is it reasonable to expect good one hour service for 140 euro or so. I like 69. The "included" sevices list facesitting. Is that the same as 69? I would also like to try golden shower and that extra is only 10 euro more!

Thanks for the help.From personal experience these are hit and miss sites.

You might get lucky and find yourself a girl who does it says on her profile, but I found this to be rare so gave up on the gamble.

Better off spending a little bit more for a guaranteed service without the possible disapointment.

P. s facesitting is exactly what it says, she sits on your face, 69 = mutrual oral at the same time when you make a shape like 69 .

Piefke
04-10-24, 11:07
Made a recent visit to Arina, a mid-thirties woman from eastern Europa. Speaks decent english. Pictures are correct, very friendly sensual lady. Slim, nice female attributes, decent underwear. She welcomes you in a clean private appartment near Chausee-street in Mitte. 120 E / h + small money for some gentle extras. Light kissing, french /69 and sex in 1-2 positions. Nice AST. She cared about my well-being. I was pleasantly surprised und plan to visit her again, before she goes home at the end of the month. She was in Berlin before, so she might come back. Telefon is changing, check the advert. WA contact with management, not direct.

https://www.berlinintim.com/gastmodell-arina-64556.html

TomTheFlash
04-16-24, 10:36
Hi all,

I took the chance to visit Berlin last week as part of the Berliner Halbmarathon. 3rd visit to this incredible endless city and I can highly recommend to visit it, regardless of sex activities.

I am very accurate when it comes to sex preferences: I always look for GFE coming from independent escorts. I don't want to the girl 8th client today nor looking for "cum as much as you can" plan. The best encounter will be mutual pleasure from beautiful girls and yes, it's really important to me that the girl will have fun, too. I tend to make longer bookings (90 minutes the very least, and I have an history of a 5 h booking) and I love a long introduction. I think it's both rude and not satisfying to go directly into action. I scan a lot of profiles and always looking for photos with no face (I like the mystery), positive reviews and girls that write much about themselves (basically, I like the selective girls. Not only I feel exclusive, if I was on the other side, I'd probably go selective too).

Very much like Adultwork in the UK, Kaufmich is a great platform to satisfy my needs, with modern UI and you can even create and maintain your own profile. I met 3 girls during my body&mind trip:

Lori (origin: Czech / Poland):

https://www.kaufmich.com/p/best_of_berlin

2 h 500 e outcall. Very tactile. She touches you a lot just because she likes it. She has a petite body and she likes to talk a lot about herself she likes to kiss and offered me a mutual shower which went great. She also offered a delicate prostate massage. As soon as I had an orgasm, she tried to re-erect me. We scheduled this meeting about a week before and communication went great. She was really east to schedule.

Leonnie (origin: Germany):

https://www.kaufmich.com/p/llleonie

90 minutes 450 e outcall. Easy ongiong communication, though she needs strong verification that you are not a time waster (deposit, room number, actual photo of your room, etc.). I almost gave up, but the moment she entered the room I was extremly happy I didn't. She really enjoys sex and for about 90% of the time I was focusing in her pleasure. She became little sweaty and moaned a lot during our meeting. She looks great, she doesn't shave her pubic hair nor her armpits, and she has a great personality. Very down to earth. We both thoroughly joined our meeting together, ended up with a light dinner after action.

Katie (origin: Australia):

https://www.kaufmich.com/p/katie.spark

120 minutes 400 e outcall. Easy communication, asked for a small deposit. I got back to my favorite type of body (petite, slim, small chest). I don't speak German and I never dated a girl from the 5th continent so I wanted to check things out. Strangely, I care about the origin of the girl, maybe I like stamping my sex passport! Nothing special to mention here. Just a regular sex date.

Until the next time, TomTheFlash.

RoyPunter
04-20-24, 18:27
How are the sex parties at Insomnia Berlin these days? I had a lot of fun before Covid during their Thursday partys. But the schedule seems to have changed a lot these days What day is the old Thursday party on?

Thank You.

Nooky Ninja
04-23-24, 07:09
How are the sex parties at Insomnia Berlin these days? What day is the old Thursday party on?https://www.insomnia-berlin.de/partys.html (can change to English on site). Little info on local Lusthaus threads.

JasonVegas
04-24-24, 12:17
Hi guys its my first post here,

I just met adda yesterday in my hotel. What a women.

The tits, super hot face, tanned body slim and super sexy. She did sex with condom blowjob withot condom and 2 rounds with me. I came on her tits after a fantastic sex and after a heavy doggystyle in condom, she speaks good english, originally a secretary worker from Romania. Highly recommend. 200 eur outcall taxi was included. Best regards.

Piefke
04-24-24, 20:57
Hi guys its my first post here,...At JasonVegas, thank you for your detailed report.

Does the girl has an advert with contact details?

Did you pay money for the service? How much?

Does she work in Berlin at all?

Thanks!

JasonVegas
04-24-24, 21:55
At JasonVegas, thank you for your detailed report.

Does the girl has an advert with contact details?

Did you pay money for the service? How much?

Does she work in Berlin at all?

Thanks!Hey sorry I forgot to add it.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/adda/621758/?list=86uakj

Ak233
04-27-24, 00:02
Seeking recommendations for a high-end, central, and anonymous hotel to host multiple escorts. I am considering using escort services while in Berlin. I expect I might have at least a few guests / girls each day and evening, thus looking for a place that is large enough not to care and is not interested in providing personalized service to me. In the past I have stayed at some luxe hotels and they all know your name and want to know how to help you plan your activities. I guess the ideal would be a business hotel that allows girls to go directly to my room (unlocked elevator), yet is clean, upscale, good bathroom and bed, and towels. Price is not an issue. I will be using the room myself so want it to be comfortable definitely avoiding the IKEA look.

BuckeyeNerd
04-27-24, 15:01
Seeking recommendations for a high-end, central, and anonymous hotel to host multiple escorts. I am considering using escort services while in Berlin. I expect I might have at least a few guests / girls each day and evening, thus looking for a place that is large enough not to care and is not interested in providing personalized service to me. In the past I have stayed at some luxe hotels and they all know your name and want to know how to help you plan your activities. I guess the ideal would be a business hotel that allows girls to go directly to my room (unlocked elevator), yet is clean, upscale, good bathroom and bed, and towels. Price is not an issue. I will be using the room myself so want it to be comfortable definitely avoiding the IKEA look.Hilton is a nice location, I've had a lot of success with. Lobby is large, there's a bar and restaurant open in the lobby as well. This and the size of the hotel yields a lot of foot traffic that makes it a nice place to come and go without interaction from staff unless you want it. Also there is a nice path from front doors to elevator without having to directly interact or walk by the front desk.

Good luck!

Pyrrhus
04-28-24, 19:50
Can anybody recommend some decent places to get an erotic massage?

The venues I've found by searching on Google are all 120 EUR p / h plus an additional 20 EUR for a prostate massage.

Is that the going rate? I kinda expected Berlin to be a bit cheaper than that.

Nooky Ninja
04-29-24, 07:30
The venues I've found by searching on Google are all 120 EUR p / h plus an additional 20 EUR for a prostate massage.
Is that the going rate? That is standard 1 hour market now. Can be more e. G. NGel / Paris. This is 110/ HR https://milena-massage-berlin.de/ Less minutes = less euros, if that is issue.

Yuvi100
04-29-24, 15:18
Hello mongers,

Can anyone please post some good brothel links offering services at an affordable price.

I am looking for brothels which offers service for 40-50 euros for half an hour.

Thanks in advance.

Piefke
04-30-24, 20:26
I am looking for brothels which offers service for 40-50 euros for half an hour.Welcome to Berlin, Yuvi100!

Unfortunately you came 7-8 years too late!

The requested list contains 0 (in words: Zero) entries.

The closest seem to me:

https://fuchs-34.de/

https://hauptstadtnummer.com/

Nooky Ninja
05-01-24, 10:40
I am looking for brothels which offers service for 40-50 euros for half an hour.We all have fantasies; Ninja looking for brothels who will pay him to participate.

Polish girls have several small flats east and west and claim to have new, reduced prices. You will have to call as they don't post. And their new website designed by North Korean AI.

But try: https://sb98.berlin/.

Piefke
05-01-24, 20:59
But try: https://sb98.berlin/.Oh, the good old "klassemodelle". Their website structure gets more complicated every week.

https://klassemodelle.berlin/

Hargow20
05-01-24, 22:49
Is it still possible to cheap or reasonably priced BJ's in Berlin. ? There was fairly some fairly hot SW's on Kurfenstrasse and some other streets. But om recent. YouTube videos. There very few girls. Working. Hopefully the action is better at night.


Welcome to Berlin, Yuvi100!

Unfortunately you came 7-8 years too late!

The requested list contains 0 (in words: Zero) entries.

The closest seem to me:

https://fuchs-34.de/

https://hauptstadtnummer.com/

Nooky Ninja
05-04-24, 16:10
Is it still possible to cheap or reasonably priced BJ's in Berlin. ? There was fairly some fairly hot SW's on Kurfenstrasse and some other streets. But om recent. YouTube videos. There very few girls. Working.Short answer: No. Interesting grammar here. You must be very very very busy. Or AI disconnected to thumbs.

CoolFun
05-07-24, 18:44
1) Selinda Polish MILF:

Found her profile on Kaufmich and read very much positive revies on hurentest. So messaged her one fine evening. Met her at her place at Charlottenburg. She is abit aged around 40's, but she looks super stout and sexy figure with 6 feet height, with amazing blond hair. Did a quick shower and went on to bang.

Pros: very GF, polite, wild on bed, does everything.

BBBJ: super good.

Cat: strawberry flavor: the.

Price: 100 euro 45 min, twice.

Repeat: Hell yea.

https://www.kaufmich.com/p/selinda

2) https://www.kaufmich.com/p/elenalore.

Elanalore: Spanish MILF.

Again read alot of positive reviews about her and met her near charlottenburg. She is in her 30's and looks super sexy for that age. Started with deep french kiss, BBBJ, cow girl etc.

Pros: Almost everthing, no time stress, very friendly, good DFK.

BBBJ: top.

Body: sexy perfect MILF.

Cat: tastes good.

Price: 120 euros+ a small perfume.

Repeat: yes ofc and on top of my list.

I have still big list which am going to try and will update here.

Ak233
05-11-24, 22:43
Seeking recommendations for a high-end, central, and anonymous hotel to host multiple escorts. I am considering using escort services while in Berlin. I expect I might have at least a few guests / girls each day and evening, thus looking for a place that is large enough not to care and is not interested in providing personalized service to me. In the past I have stayed at some luxe hotels and they all know your name and want to know how to help you plan your activities. I guess the ideal would be a business hotel that allows girls to go directly to my room (unlocked elevator), yet is clean, upscale, good bathroom and bed, and towels. Price is not an issue. I will be using the room myself so want it to be comfortable definitely avoiding the IKEA look.Thanks to BuckeyeNerd, the Hilton Berlin was a perfect choice. Decent business-class rooms, good bathroom. Unlocked elevator (at least the card reader was not activated) to allow any outside guests access to the hotel floors. Elevator was far enough away from the front desk to allow nearly anyone to enter. I would certainly recommend this hotel for the professional who wants to invite girls to their room. Price was about 250 euro per night.

Tintin1
05-12-24, 18:30
Thanks to BuckeyeNerd, the Hilton Berlin was a perfect choice. Decent business-class rooms, good bathroom. Unlocked elevator (at least the card reader was not activated) to allow any outside guests access to the hotel floors. Elevator was far enough away from the front desk to allow nearly anyone to enter. I would certainly recommend this hotel for the professional who wants to invite girls to their room. Price was about 250 euro per night.I saw your other posts on FKK visit. Thank you very much in keeping with my memory from last year but I would love to know your research into "take out" girls and if you visited any bordellos. Even if you found the clubs bad.

BuckeyeNerd
05-12-24, 21:37
Thanks to BuckeyeNerd, the Hilton Berlin was a perfect choice. Decent business-class rooms, good bathroom. Unlocked elevator (at least the card reader was not activated) to allow any outside guests access to the hotel floors. Elevator was far enough away from the front desk to allow nearly anyone to enter. I would certainly recommend this hotel for the professional who wants to invite girls to their room. Price was about 250 euro per night.Nice, I'm happy to hear that you found my advice helpful. I've really enjoyed that hotel, the open lobby is great for your purpose and for dropping by the bar for a drink or three before heading upstairs. Also in a good location. Best wishes on future travels!

One more tip I'll drop is the SO Das Stue next to the Tiergarten is also a very nice hotel for hobbyists. Stair access to rooms and in a great location near the zoo / Tiergarten. Front desk is tucked after the elevators and stairs so you can arrange meetings without traffic crossing the path of the front desk. Prices run higher because its a really nice hotel but its worth it if price / location check the boxes.

Yuvi100
05-16-24, 14:53
Hello friends,

I had a doubt regarding the ladies. De website.

Are the girls there genuine about the prices they ask.

Do the girls demand more money to be paid after reaching their place?

Nooky Ninja
05-17-24, 07:34
I had a doubt regarding the ladies. De website. Are the girls there genuine about the prices they ask. Do the girls demand more money to be paid after reaching their place?Impossible to generalize. Prices are roughly as explained as German culture more or less clear and blunt. But sometimes explanations are vague, girl may change mind based on mood or chemistry. So always be clear on prices before you / they visit. Include any extras if important. If you have in writing, upsell becomes more difficult. Be prepared to walk if things change from agreement. But in general this is not a problem. More of problem is how stupidly all costs higher and some girls have silly extras. Just be clear before you commit.

Ak233
05-18-24, 14:51
I saw your other posts on FKK visit. Thank you very much in keeping with my memory from last year but I would love to know your research into "take out" girls and if you visited any bordellos. Even if you found the clubs bad.During my short visit to Berlin I did a lot of exploring of the sex houses, mostly with poor outcomes. One afternoon I visited Aller 45 located on Allerstrasse 45.

12049 Berlin-Neuklln. Website with girls is https://aller45-berlin.de/damen/.

I was hoping to session with Desi or Beatrice or any slim (preferably) blond girl. They list 12-13 girls active on the site. The space is an apartment with many rooms. I was led into a dingy but neatly kept large room with a double bed and a sink. I was introduced to only 2 girls. Both were young enough, but one was overweight. I do not remember her name. The other girl was Andrea who is listed on the webpage. She is in her early 20's, very slim, and was wearing sexy stockings. Her face is pleasant and she is a blond. She does not speak English. Hoping for a reasonable session with friendliness and without rushing, I paid 120 euro for one hour.

I used the small toilet in the hallway while Andrea waited for me. We went back in to the room. The session was rather uncomfortable. She took off her clothing to reveal a stomach with stretch marks. It was not terrible given her lean frame, but it was certainly noticeable. She rebuffed all kisses of her face and neck although allowed me to kiss her small breasts. She would not allow DATY (which is my favorite activity). On with the condom and lackluster sex in various positions. She remained very quiet the entire time. She did not rush me at any point, In fact, she did not do much at all. Quite listless. After two or three positions of banging away I realized the futility of this visit. I estimate I stayed for about 30-35 minutes. I did not come. She cleaned up after we finished, putting the paper towels and my used condom in the little trash bin. She then straightened out the covers on the bed to accommodate the next visitor.

Ak233
05-18-24, 15:39
Not exactly a brothel, but one of the best experiences I had in Berlin. IDYLLE massage has three locations at Danziger Strasse 19 , Bergstrasse 2, and Wipperstrasse 11. I had an early morning visit to the Wipperstrasse 11 location. The website is https://www.idylle-massagen.de/#home-about-us.

I was surprisingly greeted by nearly 8-10 young and pleasant girls. I chose Alisa and Milana for a 4-hand sixty minute massage for 180 euros. Alisa is more athletic in build and Milana is slim with a great face (better than the photo) with perfect body, ass, and tits. Alisa led me down to her room where I turned over the money and asked if I wanted a beverage. I was instructed to shower. The room was contemporary in style with a tile floor, a big bed, and mirrors on every wall. I took my shower and waited expectantly for the girls to arrive. After about 10 minutes they came into the room and Alisa took a shower. I think Milana took a shower in her room just prior. All this prep time did not count toward the 60 minutes.

I was taken by my hand to the bed, all clothing off, and greeted with a warm three-person hug. This was a nice touch to start. Alisa was an excellent game manager. Milana was a bit shy and Alisa often directed her to change positions or to allow me to touch her in a particular way. While I am sure a massage with Milana alone would be fine, it reached a new level with Alisa's guidance.

Face up on the bed first and Alisa covers all of our bodies with massage oil. She sticks her breasts in my face and I lick them. I then switch over to Milana and rub her beautiful oily body with my hands and lick her breasts. Alisa enjoys this look and she begins to massage my thighs and shaft with her hands. Milana massages my chest and shoulders while Alisa continues to work my member. I try to explore Milana's pussy with my fingers but this seems to be generally off-limits. Milana does allow me to graze her pussy lips from behind and I occasionally catch a little of her asshole, which excites me. She just turns her body a bit to move my hand away. Alisa on the other hand is quite content with my full wandering hands with all of the oil and and can touch her as I please. Sadly, it doesn't take long for me to ejaculate after this active playfulness.

Just because I came the massage is not over. We still have probably another 40 minutes more. The girls turn me on my stomach, pour more oil on me, and both begin massaging my body with their breasts and pussies. It is both exciting and relaxing at the same time. This part of the massage lasts about 15-20 minutes. While on my stomach the girls are not shy to massage my balls and my shaft from underneath. I am sufficiently re-energized and again have a raging hard-on.

Flip again, but this time Alisa wonderfully straddles my face! I am in heaven. I was not expecting to be able to perform DATY with Alisa. I lick her box hungrily and she moans in pleasure. She is already wet from our mutual rubbing. While licking Alisa, Milana is still actively rubbing my thighs, legs, and feet. This is really quite amazing.

The one hour massage is over. I have had an incredible massage. I go back to the shower to wash off the oil. The girls both escort me out, very friendly. Despite the lack of intercourse, this adventure was very satisfying. In retrospect, I should have gone back during my brief visit to Berlin.

ArtMorg88
05-18-24, 19:18
Hi all,

I'm thinking of visiting Berlin later this year. My preference is to either visit independent escorts or have them visit my hotel. Is there any reliable sites for escorts in Berlin?

I have recently been to Lisbon and Barcelona where it is very easy to find escorts and cross reference reviews with local forums. Is there anything similar to sexomercadobcn for Berlin?

Yuvi100
05-19-24, 18:11
Has anyone tried any girls form Red light district anywhere in Germany?

Are the prices genuine in all the places in Germany (Berlin, Frankfurt, Munich)?

Or do they ask for more after going inside?

Also is the service worth and also is it safe?

Nooky Ninja
05-20-24, 09:07
Hi all,

I'm thinking of visiting Berlin later this year. My preference is to either visit independent escorts or have them visit my hotel. Is there any reliable sites for escorts in Berlin? All you need here (RTFF): http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4033-The-Berlin-Sex-Scene.-A-Beginner-s-Guide

Nooky Ninja
05-20-24, 09:12
Has anyone tried any girls form Red light district anywhere in Germany? Are the prices genuine in all the places in Germany (Berlin, Frankfurt, Munich)?
Or do they ask for more after going inside? Also is the service worth and also is it safe?Berlin and Munich do not have these. Other cities do esp. Frankfurt, but also E. G. Hamburg, Düsseldorf. But obvious prices quality vary with you and girl and moment. Hamburg Davidstr. Notorious for rip off, but can be good. Safe yes. Worth it? Very subjective. Just must always be very clear what expected and what is costs before taking off clothes.

Yuvi100
05-20-24, 18:20
Berlin and Munich do not have these. Other cities do esp. Frankfurt, but also E. G. Hamburg, Dsseldorf. But obvious prices quality vary with you and girl and moment. Hamburg Davidstr. Notorious for rip off, but can be good. Safe yes. Worth it? Very subjective. Just must always be very clear what expected and what is costs before taking off clothes.How much do the girls on average charge at RLD?

Can you give some quick guidance on how to approach them?

Also what to avoid from them?

ArtMorg88
05-21-24, 17:10
All you need here (RTFF): http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?4033-The-Berlin-Sex-Scene.-A-Beginner-s-GuideThank you for pointing me in the right direction. Fantastic information in the thread. It seems much more research is needed to find reliable independents in Berlin compared to Barcelona or Lisbon.

BobNSuzy
05-22-24, 01:12
Has anyone tried any girls form Red light district anywhere in Germany?

Are the prices genuine in all the places in Germany (Berlin, Frankfurt, Munich)?

Or do they ask for more after going inside?

Also is the service worth and also is it safe?The price they give you is for half and half. Half and Half is the status quo in prostitution. My experience is that you get that in Frankfurt. I would expect to get that elsewhere in Germany. My experience of Amsterdam is that you might run into something crazy like them wanting more money to take their top off or something. That is just kind of an annoyance and not a total rip off. Some other places in the world like South America might even come with a special routine like her rubbing her tits on you before the blow job.

In a place like Germany I don't know why someone doesn't try it if you can afford to loose 50 euro and a guy who can do it. Some people don't have to think about it and just do it. It is a thing that gets done over and over around the world. It is the world's oldest profession. Where Germany probably shines is that it is efficient and the extras are given efficiently. I don't really care so much about the extras. I do kinda like titty rubs though.

Yuvi100
05-22-24, 11:22
The price they give you is for half and half. Half and Half is the status quo in prostitution. My experience is that you get that in Frankfurt. I would expect to get that elsewhere in Germany. My experience of Amsterdam is that you might run into something crazy like them wanting more money to take their top off or something. That is just kind of an annoyance and not a total rip off. Some other places in the world like South America might even come with a special routine like her rubbing her tits on you before the blow job.

In a place like Germany I don't know why someone doesn't try it if you can afford to loose 50 euro and a guy who can do it. Some people don't have to think about it and just do it. It is a thing that gets done over and over around the world. It is the world's oldest profession. Where Germany probably shines is that it is efficient and the extras are given efficiently. I don't really care so much about the extras. I do kinda like titty rubs though.Thanks for the reply.

Also no discrimination against South Asians right?

Sounds funny, but really wanted to know whether these girls refuse to give service for Asians?

BobNSuzy
05-22-24, 17:20
Thanks for the reply.

Also no discrimination against South Asians right?

Sounds funny, but really wanted to know whether these girls refuse to give service for Asians?I don't think they refuse service to anyone as a rule. I am not the best person to ask because I am not from Europe and I am clearly Caucasian.

Even with low prices of 30 euro I have seen some people haggling about prices. I have seen them refuse some people based on price. But, I think those people are trying to pay less than the going rate. The area seems to have a reputation for being a low class area for a reason.

I have seen someone who was 3 feet tall get refused in Amsterdam. I have seen a woman who was scared of someone over 7 feet tall shut here door in Frankfurt. It is kind of like a free for all where no one knows what they will find sort of thing. I have had people make unfavorable comments towards myself. But, I dont care about random comments from random people.