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Curtir

10-26-05, 00:02

Well in the last two weeks I went twice to this place :

Oeiras- (Sassoeiros). Novidade!!! 18/22 anos.... Loira... Morena... Totalmente desinibidas!!! Tm/966.303.148

The place is not really in Sassoeiros and can be a bit tricky to find, but by car it´s 5 mins away from the A5 exit to Carcavelos / Parede. The girl will be very much pleasing on the phone to explain you how to get there.

The first time I was there, I was with a young girl called Patricia. She must be a blonde 18 or 19 yo brazilian girl. She must be around 1,75m and has a very much pretty face (8/10) and a wonderfull ass, though I didn´t have anal with her. She told me that it was her third dai in Portugal and at work and that she was just staying for abt 3 months ! As I explained her that oral is very much important for me, she stayed abt 15 minutes giving me a wonderfull CBJ before we moved to doggy where I couldn´t stand for more than 3/4 minutes, but still had a powerfull pop ! Wouldn´t mark it as a GFE experience but it was a very pleasant session.

Today I decided to return there, and my suprise was that there was another blonde girl called Yasmin and she said that Patricia was only working while this girl was in absent for around 4 days ! She is not as taler as Patricia and not as pretty as Patricia, but still I went to give a try to her ! Had a disapointing experience, CBJ for 2 minutes, I asked more and she gave me 1 more minute and then started to put lub on her. We went to doggy but she just wouldn´t move so I proposed doggy. We finished as doggy after abt 10 minutes of fun. You can tell by her expressions that she is not enjoying to be with u and that she would prefer to watch television instead. To Yasmin I am definetely not returning !! I will definetely return if I can find where Patricia is working !

I forgot to mention that I payed 40 eur in each one of this visits !

Another bad new for me at least is that I called to Av Brasil where I met Ana, a lovely girl and they informed me that Ana is not working there anymore ! Anyone have been with her and have her direct contact ?

I am still waiting for good recomendations from you guys!

Best Regards

curtir

Zé Duron

10-29-05, 17:48

What a beautiful city Lisbon can be when it is raining cats and dogs! At least if you haven´t forgotten your precious and long stuffed away umbrella, because the made in china would not have been enough last week. One has to counter these powerfull downs with the most powerfull antidote: Check newspaper, check net and double check bankaccount!

Thats what I did and got myself in a big brasilian jungle adventure. I met Amanda, the brunette you can pick up at Benfica, have a short café with and arrange the details for straight sex with a sensual petite and elegant lady at a Residencial near São José (Avenida Liberdade). Anal was not possible, which is a pity because her rear is absolutely worth a deeper inspection.

-That was 100 euros of pure brunette, perky breast session, I will definetly be back.

Portal Privado is «bombating» (portuguese slang!) and there is a lot to chose from although a lot of the girls start asking for horendous 120 or 150 euros.

Also try: www.asensual.pt
http://www.acompanhanteslux.com/indexx.php?c=106&link=GrandeLisboa

And there must be some link missing right now?

Bye bye and have a nice and long weekend.

Special thanx to Spud for his effort with the blog and as usual to great Muri, the «imperatore»!

Curtir

10-31-05, 01:28

Hi to all!

A few weeks ago I wrote a nice report on Ana that was working in Av. Brasil ! Well, I got back there and unfortunately Ana is not there ! Instead I went with a girl called Mafalda, Portuguese thin morena, she looked fairly decent but then, after I started do deliciate her body I couldn´t support her smell ! She stinks no joke ! I decided then that I just wanted a CBJ and finished like thta ! Probably not returning, at least with her ! Have a shower baby ! :-)

Curtir

Curtir

11-06-05, 04:26

Hi All !

Tonight I was temptated by this add and gave it a shot :

Novo espaço Luxo. Assistentes nivel e qualidade! Morenas, loiras, mulatas. 8/30A. Portuguesas/ Brasileiras/ Africanas. Relaxe connosco. Colchão água. Suite com hidro. 24H. Comprove!!! 963225629. 912860661

They are open till 6AM so I wen there around 2AM, nice parking at that time - the place is in Saldanha, in top of the Saldanha Residence, a very posh place ! The house is also very nice and when you get there a affrican mamasan wellcomes you and takes you to the room. Afterwards I met 4 girls,

Isabel a morena, pretty and very nice (attitude) girl (face 7/10, body 7/10)
Vera - can´t really remember her but I think that she is a mulata,
Mel - a very very hot brazilian girl, I would rate it 8+/10 but no attitude at all ! That was the reason that I didn´t pick her up.
Chris - A average portuguese girl.

I picked up Isabel, she told me that it was 60eur for half an hour and then if I wanted to extend I could pay extra 40eur for extra half and hour.

The place is very clean, she takes you to the bathroom, u can have a shower if wish.

We started with some body kissing, then she did a nice CBJ, one of the most delicate CBJ I have ever had, one of those that If I would stay for more time I wouldn´t come unless I wanted to, and it would be a hell of a pop ! But after around 10 minutes of that we moved to cow girl ! There I could feel her ass and noticed that she is a bit flacid but acceptable ! I couldn´t stay for more than 5 minutes and she let´s u control the thing, it´s not just like a machine ! After the first pop, I was done. I cleaned and left !

I recomend this place especially to foreigners visiting town, because it´s a very central place, you get nice attention and pretty choice !

Regards

Curtir

PS : What hapenned to Lumiar ? I have been calling but the phone is allways shut !

Carlos Primeros

11-07-05, 00:05

Where is our internet Shakespeare Muri? No posting over a period of one month? I fear the worst: he got married or a car ran over him.

Carlos

Zé Duron

11-15-05, 05:18

Lord praise our grand Muri, for we miss him. When I mean «we», I speak for all the providers from this board as well as for all the curious and less fortunate and contribuing visitors and members.

I had my own break, so I guess that we will just have to wait a bit more till the king is back to his homeland, Lisbon.

I did some more investigation on PortalPrivado.com as well as at www.mulheres-que-vc.com and as reported before: Some girls are asking for a lot more as for instance Malu Nara, who requests 200 for a visit to her appartment at Marques Pombal. The site tells us that she is 29, but in fact this brasilian bomb shell is in the early or mid 30s! But the truth is she is a bomb! A real brasilian, bomb, with big nasty silikon missils, a hell of a rear and real short but beautiful legs! As said in portuguese: "Bem torneadas!" Unfortunately that beauty of ass is not for sale, but there is a lot to do with this experienced and sensual woman. She has her toys and she is extremely talkactive, a real treasure to be with. After a late nite of horrendous work I needed a real break and so I checked out the Portal site and decided it was time to challenge this gorgeus woman. I rang her around 3 in the morning and she stated 200 or 250 for outcall! Hell! I dragged her down telling her it was Monday! Late Night! Come on girl, give me a break! Come down from the stars! She said the merchandise was well worth it! ANd I replaid: You won´t even sell your best chuck! The Ass! She went on saying there was so much we could do... and so I told her I would be on the way but would only pay 100 bucks! I got in my car and drove to Marques de Pombal, where I called her up again to find out where the appartment was. As she greeted me tru the door, I got horny in a minute! To make it short it was more than a full hour and I ended up paying only 100 euros, which was what I had on me. We discussed a bit but told there that was all the money I had with me and so the late monday night show was still presented on stage! I got a great massage with tit show (she is siliconed! As so many Brasilian girls that do these fantastic jopbs for 2000 reais per boob.) Oral and sex was covered but I got my bare balls all sucked and licked. We had some strange footsex and I had the luck to pop her twice. The first strike was an emergency and clamancy job that lasted 10 minutes and I gat the massage afterwards to regain the strengh and tranquility back!

She is expensive but charming great, sensual and a bit pornish sex stewardess! If you like a plastic-porn-queen she is the one!

Have fun!

On the trigger are: Brunette Amanda, Blond Bianca, Bomb Fernanda (I am getting attached to silicon). Anyone has some experience to share?

Harry Hymes

11-15-05, 10:53

Fast note to state that I followed Muri's last recommendation here to the letter (speak about homages!) and visited the Mirage Klub and choose Diana.

Very classy joint, which makes the 70/100 euros asked (for 30 or 60 minutes sessions) a good value for money proposition, to start with.

Of the girls who presented themselves (6 or 7), there were three that really caught my eye: Carla, a Brazilian; and the 2 Portuguese, Cláudia and Diana.

I ultimately choose Diana because of Muri's high recommendation.

Lovely young girl with a nice slim body.

So far, this is the nicest place I have been to in Lisbon.

Murilloa

11-17-05, 22:09

No, Carlos, Muri was not in a marriage or a car wreck. Both these horrors have happened to him, but not recently.

He needed time out for his own reasons, including a period where another innocent monger (ha! is there such a thing?) was in danger of being exposed as

not Jack the Ripper, just Mur.

enough.

Back to reality, it is so good to hear that Harry enjoyed Diana. Truly a gorgeous, delicious young lady. Mur will return to her soon, after a month of monogamy. Monogamy, you ask? What has that disgusting practice got to do with this liberating forum?

Well, we know that sometimes, even the most free-ranging monger gets stuck in a groove. And Muri has had six weeks of Martinha’s heavenly groove. First in Algés, then all the way out at Cascais, this plainish, no, be honest, ugly little girl with braces on her teeth has been giving Mur a BBBJ and a long delirious fuck for €50 whenever that sum of money has been in his pocket. Which, for her, has been frequently.

Now the sad parting has happened. At time of writing she is still to be seen at

http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/main.htm

but tomorrow she takes her plane back to Brazil. Yesterday a long hot erotic farewell took place, with Muri ecstatic then sad. Everyone on the forum knows how Mur tries not to fall in L***.

But this one was difficult.

Back to beautiful Diana as soon as possible. Will probably fall in L*** with her, too, as she is five times as beautiful as Martinha, and only twice as expensive.

OK, this sounds over-romantic, so let it also be placed on record that there are some new Romanians in the Poço do Borratem, and Muri has fucked two of them. Luana or Ruana, not recommended. Plastic doll act. Irina (not Irina from last year, but a young brunette in an interMilan imitation leather jacket, with hair down to her bum, who licks you while you fuck her) very strongly recommended. €25.

Keep the faith, gentlemen, the record of paid pleasure will continue.

Special greetings to Zé D, Carlos and Harry.

And to Martinha. Lovely, slim, trim, tight, hot sexy funny Martinha, bless you.

Dirty Dawg 33

11-17-05, 22:45

Noticed that the website is gone, is the club still there? Am visiting Lisbon again soon and would hate to think that it's not there any more.

Brown James

11-18-05, 12:25

Harry,

Where is the Mirage Klub.? I'm curious about Diana.

Thanks,

Brown James

Murilloa

11-18-05, 22:35

Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, number 30A. Press the bell for 5 'D'

'D', obviously, stands for Diana.

Enjoy her.

Carlos Primeros

11-20-05, 05:00

Muir - ist is good to see you back.

I had been doing some mongering in Saldanha but nothing to give a recommendation.

It is really good to have our internet-Shakespere back

Carlos

Dirty Dawg 33

11-20-05, 23:36

Guys,

Any recommendation for Oeiros or am I better sticking with Central Lisbon?

Nordboer

11-27-05, 20:15

Its mirage klub open 26 dec.?and what time they close?

Nordboer

11-30-05, 20:34

Which club have the best girls?

Curtir

12-02-05, 01:50

Hi nordboer,

This group is quiet for now!

Listen, I haven´t been to any of those clubs !

In Oeiras, the scene will be more limited, in Lisbon you have plenty of choice.

The place where I have been going lately, not much though, is in Saldanha.

It is a central place, I am sure that they speak english and they will have a variety of around 6/8 girls.

It is open 24h per day, the price will be 60eur / 30 minutes or 100 eur / 1 hour. The contact is 963225629. 912860661

Have a good time !

Curtir

Which club have the best girls?

Zé Duron

12-02-05, 13:50

Welcome!

Mirage or Clinique? I would say Mirage is the pkace to be right now. I find Clinique to much of a rush place as well as the classic Império Romano. This last club is seated at Avenida Almirante Reis and is pretty much the oldest house working as a suite rental with jacussi and girl! Tel: 96 961 91 98.

There is also the New Center, Av marques de tomar, 33, 5º d (tel: 96 643 93 25) These two and Clinique d´Massage are under the same hand!

Their site is: (I think they have another site as well)
http://www.clinicadoprazer.com/

They must run about 25 girls in the three houses!

I prefer Executive Club and Mirage.

For Executive club take a look at:
http://www.apartadox.com/pagExecutive.php?&tipo=Executive%20Club

Have fun and post a reply friend

Peaceful

12-03-05, 02:12

Hello!

First I would like to present you

http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=3

it's a support place where the girls from mulheres-que-vc.com are presented, and from what I've read Paulinha, Michelly and Patty are the most popular (Patty used to work under the name Marisa in S.Sebastião da Pedreira, where once I went for her and end up having sex with a old woman Lara, horrible experience, so be careful with this one, might be a scam). Anyway, check it out.

Now, I'll report my latest try, Angélica from PP.

Well, like the name says she is an angel. She is young (18) and the girl from the photos is really her. I went looking for her, she attends in a hard to reach place in a crossover road with R. Buenos Aires), and she oppened the door with a sexy skirt and top, we've went to a neat room, I payed her half hour (50€, one hour is 100€) and undressed. I laid in the bed and she started climbing up on me and kissing me around, then she went for a CBJ for less than 5 minutes, after that she went on cowgirl and she moves her hips really well, we've fucked for about 15 minutes while she kissed me all around and since she is really hot I couldn't take much longer so I've switched to tradicional and stayed there few time then went for the final position doggie and she finished me off in less than 5 minutes, she was all against me squeezing me up so I've came. Then she cleaned me up and have a smooth conversation I kissed her, tipped her and kissed goodbye. She is really sweet, very hot, pretty face, but a little shy. Anyway I recommend her, and I may soon return for more.

One final thing, welcome back Murilloa, I pity your loss for Martinha but I read that in Algés there is other newcome brasilian called Inês, and Martinha might be back sometime. I'd like to know how did you picked the romanian chick from Poço do Borratem, I don't have experience in SW picking up. Where you using a car? Did you had any place to go, a motel or the place was in her charge? At what times might I find her and did she is there any chance she has cellphone or speaks portuguese/english? I'd like your report about the fucking while she licks you, sounded very sexy in my mind and I'd like to try some east girls, I think they are general case very beautifull. Thanks in advance and keep up with the posting.

Best regards to all of you,

Peaceful.

Murilloa

12-04-05, 18:59

Peaceful,

I reported in detail on Poço a year or more ago. Nothing much has changed. There is a group of elderly Portuguese women who have probably been on this patch since 25 de Abril 1974. Then there are younger Romanian or Moldavian chicas.

They take you up to a pensâo in the Poço, just clean enough,where you pay €5 for use of the room, plus whatever you agree for the chica. The Romanians tend to ask €25. If you pay just this,you may get a rubber-doll act. Paying just five or ten euros more, will usually get you a good enthusiastic service. Irina seems to have fallen in love with Mur, and does whatever he wants. She won't be here long.

Three things to bear in mind:

1. Do not attempt to cruise this area by car.

2. Avoid the hours of darkness (the Romanians go home at dusk anyway, accompanied by some fierce looking pimpodaddies).

3. This is the rough or downmarket scene, not for the faint hearted.

boa sorte

Murilloa

12-04-05, 19:01

there are two bosses, london and lisbon. muri sees each once a month, plenty enough. london recently developed a taste for flying to portugal, a shame, as it means less london/lori visiting for murilloa. this guy doesn’t do golf and dislikes portuguese food, so one possible reason for his sudden enthusiasm could be that he discovered the portalprivado chicas and is working his way through them, three at a time, in the ****** hotel.

but this story concerns the lisbon boss, who burst into a sleepy office last week announcing a ride out west to kick ass in cascais, taking brave mur as wingman.

ten minutes’ warning was long enough to stuff a briefcase with the necessary garbage and also to visit trusty online correio da manha. knowing that he could ditch the boss after work and remain in cascais, this would be the perfect opportunity to explore the western suburbs for the first time since martinha’s departure. tech-savvy mur searched the convivio ads for ‘cascais’, and the results fit on one printed sheet, hastily folded away when bossman came back with his cheesy all-action grin. down to the stinky basement car park, into the big guy’s obscene vehicle, and away! go west, old fucker!

forget the next four hours of boredom. just ask who is sadder, a girl who sells pussy for cash, or the middle-management of capitalism’s global legion? by the time the day’s work was over, mur felt like the skankiest bj-babe who ever patrolled the poço.

but now for the hobby. politely rejecting bossman’s offer of a beer and a ride back to town, mur leapt out of the suv, grabbing papers and briefcase, and waved big boy goodbye. pulling out his mobile phone, he consulted his…. list? what list? where the fuck is that list?

stay cool. search every pocket, every slot and corner of the briefcase. now wipe that sweat off your face, and search again. no fuckin’ list. ok, so break out in a hot flush, curse in english and portuguese, and check again.

nothing. it seems that while getting in or out of the car, he has dropped a complete inventory of the chicas on sale in cascais. less likely but just as horrifying, maybe he dropped it on the floor of one of three offices where folks think muri is a regular guy. worse, since he has not ‘sorted’ the list, it will also contain chicks with dicks, and brazilian bodybuilders bidding to bum-blast the boygirl brotherhood.

holy shit! boss is going home with a monger directory on the floor of his car! is he reading it right now? has he called some numbers already, to confirm that this is a pay-for-pussy yellow pages? what will he do? come to the office tomorrow, begin disciplinary process? call a staff meeting to expose the sick pervert in our midst? how can muri ever look beautiful ana in the eye again? he can’t be fired; because portuguese law says that they can only get rid of you if you commit [CodeWord123] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123) or murder on the premises while also getting your hand in the cashbox.

but now - a new horrible idea. what if it’s his wife who finds the list, when she takes the kids to school tomorrow? or one of the kids themselves? oh, please, if there is a god in heaven who cares for us mongers…

night has fallen. tourists and residents of cascais walk politely round the middle-aged estrangeiro in the business suit lying on the sidewalk sobbing and shouting.

mur makes an effort, gets himself together. there is absolutely nothing to be done. the morning will bring what it may. mur’s grand-daddies fought for two different countries on the battlefield. did they get hysterical wondering what tomorrow would bring? no, sir. good, so we are in cascais to fuck, and we will fuck.

with no numbers in hand, there’s just one option, go to martinha’s old place and see one of her companions – perhaps the replacement has even arrived by now. so, striding purposefully, his fragility temporarily mastered, he is soon at the first-floor apartment by the papelaria behind the tribunais.

three women, thirty-year-old-mother-of-two types. muri chooses one and tries to forget his predicament. she is a professional, giving top bbbj and urging him to come in her mouth, a practice he dislikes. inside her, he has a sudden mental glimpse of boss-guy reading through that catalogue of *****s. but he regains erection, gets to the end. as soon as the ride is over, fear and dread rush in again. in the bathroom washing his already tiny cock, he looks into the mirror not at a blushed post-orgasm countenance of content, but at the pale features of a man due to be hanged. back in the bedroom, he gets back into shirt, tie, and jacket… and out of some inside pocket or sleeve or some fuckin’ place, the list drops on the floor.

so does murilloa, knees sagging with relief. returning from the bathroom, his consort smiles wickedly and says ‘tired, baby?’ ‘if only you knew’, says mur, giving a silly tip and running out to find a bar with a cigarette machine.

so much was the stress, mur cannot remember the lady’s name. so this report ends with apologies for length and lack of information, but it does carry a health warning. never, but never, write things down or print them. even if you are like mur and have no partner at home, do not carry paper. spies have always known this: may we mongers learn the lesson, too

and happy hunting, one and all. what percentage of our christmas bonus will find its way into the greedy purses of the ladies from portalprivado and mulheres-q-voce-com?

Murilloa

12-06-05, 21:39

Nordboer,

Diana says that she's not totally certain, but she thinks MK will not be open on 26th December.

Mur saw her today. Saw all of her, touched all of her, licked all of her...

What a gorgeous, delightful, sexy, simpatica delicious woman.

She is now up there with Lori. Seriously.

happy hunting, gentlemen,from

headoverheelsin L***

Mur

Murilloa

12-12-05, 22:14

Apologies if fellow mongers disliked the lovestruck monogamous tone of that last post.

Mur is still totally in l*** with Diana and has decided never, ever, to fuck anyone else but her for the rest of his life. He plans to live 30 more years so calculating one session per week, let's say 50 per year, times 30 makes 1500, times €100 equals €150,000.

A tiny sum. Let's go for two sessions per week.

So. There you have Muri's future. But it would still be good to hear reports from other hobbyists.

Anyone out there?

Or have we all become monogamous, homosexual, alcoholic, broke, born-again christians or just plain old?

Nordboer

12-12-05, 23:45

Murilloa

12-13-05, 08:53

Boer:

see below - when asked about Dec 26th, Diana was vague, said something about Christmas falling on a weekend so she wasn't sure what the arrangement would be for the 26th. Best to wait till the previous week and call them to find out. Maybe if you say you are specifically interested in Diana on that particular day at a particular time... but a lot depends on Rute, the mama-san, an experienced-looking fortysome who is a big buddy of Diana's.

If you do go that day, bear in mind that Diana's schedule is that of a leisured courtesan, not a round-the-clock who*e. She gets in to the office around 3PM, pleasures two or maximum three lucky men, and drifts away into the metro again at 9PM.

Of course there is a strong possibility that Mur will marry Diana on Dec 24th, in which case he is not likely to lend her to another guy on the second day of his honeymoon...

Oompa

12-13-05, 11:01

Ze Duron or anybody else ,Is there any clubs worth checking out for non-pro action? Will be in town this wednesday and thursday .Don't get me wrong will most likely be checking out champagnes to get my confidence going .You guys mentioned something about Armazen F??? I googeled it but coundn't find the bar name.
Plus does anybody know if Golden Tulip Atlis Park Hotel is girl freindly?

Lucius Sulla

12-13-05, 16:02

Murilloa,

Do you know if Mirage Klub has a webpage or a phone number?

Gracias

Nordboer

12-13-05, 19:34

Murilloa

12-15-05, 13:38

Lucius, Boer:

No web site, and they don't even figure in the online 'convivio' section of Correio da Manhã, which is such a resource for Lisbon mongers.

It is unlikely that Diana would put her pretty face online for all to see. She is a middle class girl-next-door from Lisbon, and unlike the bold Brazil hussies who show their faces and much more on Portal Privado, she values discretion.

In the print version of Correio da M., there is a small colour ad for the Klub, giving three mobile phone numbers:

912 650 077; 938 542 367 and 967 292 270.

Regarding the enquiry about 26th December, why not call and ask? Not all the ladies who answer the phone at these places speak English, but Diana does, and fluent French as well. So unless she is… ‘otherwise engaged’ when you call, you may ask to speak to her directly and find out if she can become your post-Christmas present.

Peaceful

12-20-05, 12:31

Good to hear that you found the woman of your life you deserve it, but what will be of us without your shakespearized information? O well, I guess we will just have to deal with it

My report is not really a report of a TD but of a dream. I was at an unknown place, supposedly Poço and saw a woman on a public phone on her back. She was wearing a leather jacket and had blonde hair until her butt (was Irina blonde? ) so I was approaching her and suddenly woke up. When I start to have dreams with women it’s urgent to meet them, so, I just need some information:

- Will the hair to her bum, and young looks be enough to recognize her? I don’t want to end up with a rubber doll.

- When you say rough scene what exactly do you mean? Should I expect muggers or getting stabbed?

- I know a shop who sells Chinese items in the Poço where should I find her, going left or right, when I’m coming from Rossio subway station?

Maybe I’ll get crazy this afternoon and just go for it!

Thanks in advance and best regards.

Peaceful.

Murilloa

12-21-05, 09:42

Peaceful, emerging from the Chinese goods store, turn left down the Poço and in about twenty metres you are at Irina's pitch, also by the entrance to her pensao, which has a blue and white sign saying, material electrónico or some such. Andrea is the blonde one, Irina has shiny black hair. No muggers or stabbings, perfectly safe by day, just not exactly the Hilton hotel with €300 hostess experience. But yes, go for it!

Nordboer

12-21-05, 18:00

Armazen F its that the disco were brazilian girls go who stay in lisboa?Its Armazen long way from Hotel Lutecia?

R The Man

12-22-05, 17:57

Hey guys,

I do a lot of travelling and love to hobby all over the world. I am cuming to Lisbon twice next year and will be looking for some fun. I like strip clubs and prefer escorts since I stay at 5-star hotels, but some times like going out to brothels. I usually offer reviews of my experiences (I am active on Canadian boards like TERB, but you can search for my reviews on this site).

It's often hard to find info even with the search function. For example, I didn't find anything searching on escorts or strip clubs in this thread, and it's tedious to wade through all the posts.

Mongers in other cities have produced some very helpful summary threads of the action in their cities that is especially helpful to visitors like me who do not speak the language. These would include the main well-reviewed clubs, brothels, and escort agencies, with web sites and contact info. Would any of you like to do such a list?

Thanks to everyone, and looking forward to visiting Lisbon.

MI.

Curtir

12-23-05, 04:14

Armazen F its that the disco were brazilian girls go who stay in lisboa?Its Armazen long way from Hotel Lutecia?It should be around 15 minutes max by car / taxi.

Though the post abt Armazem F was a long time ago, not sure if the place where Brazilian girls go now !

Zé Duron

12-23-05, 16:54

Happy X-mas to all and especially to the board administration and to Muri.
Would love to pay you a 24 year old scotch one of these days. Until then I can hope you have a tremendously great X-mas!

To the people that are out there and want a piece of voyeurism and dealing with brasilian beauties when they are off duty: Go to Armazem F at the Cais do Sodré, just by the New Portugalia (Beer and seafood restaurant) down by the river.

Give yourself a nice treat and have some delicious beers and some seafood, the place is really not expensive, it´s a kind of tapa-bar like they have in spain, always ready to serve you from noon till 1 in the morning. After paying your bill just have a drink or two at Armazem F. If you can´t fish a beauty there you can always take a 5 dolar cab to Gallery and Black tie or any other brothel!

I state and say it out loud again: It is worth it! One might find a pretty good deal down there, and if not you can say at least you visited the most brasilian Disco-bar in Lisbon! You can´t get closer to it!

Peace and have some great holy days!

Murilloa

12-23-05, 20:40

And a happy Christmas to you, also, Zé. Let's meet again in the New Year.

In the mean time Mur reassures readers that the vow of monogamy did not last. With just two hours to spare off work today, Muri called the Klub, only to hear that Diana was not going to be there. Christmas shopping, no doubt: but where does that leave her middle-aged lover who desperately needs to fuck?

He went to Calçada do García, 7 third floor, where blonde Brazilian 'Rafaela' and big black Angolan 'Baby' were available. Being in the anti-monogamy mood, he decided not to stick to one of them but to have both.

What a magnificent black-and-white show! Both girls pampered the recumbent Mur, touching squeezing and stroking. Then Baby sucked and fucked. Change of condom, and a triumphant finish inside Rafaela.

Plenty of fun and jokes along the way, in English and Portuguese. A wonderful experience, but the problem was the price. €30. The problem is, friends back in London just will not believe it.

Happy Christmas one and all.

Murilloa

12-23-05, 23:08

Some very poor photos of the Poço in the relevant section, if anyone is interested.

Peaceful

12-25-05, 02:00

Thanks for the kindness, I will ask them if I can take a photo when I visit Irina. Lost my chance Wednesday so I'll let it settle, after the crazy new year and this merry period with the family. By the way, asensual.com has new images, I called Carolina ( http://www.asensual.com/gall/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=30 ) and she was coughing her lungs. She sounded nice but that was definitely a turn-off. Other turn-off was that she worked near El Corte Ingles (maybe in the same house I was scammed once). So I think it will be less risky to visit Irina than Carolina. A merry merry Christmas for all of you!

Osafado

12-25-05, 23:27

Hi all,

I'm a french guy based in Lisbon for 4 months, my english is not very good, but great compared to my portuguese. I'm more into learning Brazilian right now, as I spend almost every nights in the three clubs mentioned above.

I already now some words, thanks to those helpful ladies : "Safado, vagabonde, putanheiro, canalha... "

I am a book writer, and I found those places very "inspiring" for my work.

I love every reports from Murilloa and if I cannot match his skilled writing in english (even in french) I can be quiet useful to all of you, as I've tried almost every girls in the Gallery and Elefanto.

I will gladly advise you who to avoid at all cost and who to go for (not at all cost). I had some many stories that my next book will be about it, so I can feel less guilty of my way of living.

My email address is visible, so if you want some tips before going to the clubs, or even have a drink with me there (as long as you don't ask my company to your hotel) , contact me, as for once in my life, I have some experience to share.

Just one more thing, for all of you in Lisbon. I didn't see the Black Tie mentioned anywhere, you should give it a try,

If you can wait until 4 o clock, this is where all the deseperate mulheres from the clubs go to catch more clients. You can discuss the price around 100, and sometimes have a very good surprise. I had once two young portugueses students who just wanted to have fun with a guy and be paid for it, and didn't do that as a regular job, so they spend the rest of the night with me for 200 hundred euros (total).

The place is reputed to be dangerous, as the local gangsters come there very often, but I didn't see any problem and the atmosphere is really unique. It s a real disco, very crowded with people of all ages, best days are Tuesday, Wednesday, thursday, Friday.

Happy Christmas

Osafado

12-25-05, 23:56

Hi all,

I'm a french guy based in Lisbon for 4 months, my english is not very good, but great compared to my portuguese. I'm more into learning Brazilian right now, as I spend almost every nights in the three clubs mentioned above.

I already now some words, thanks to those helpful ladies : "Safado, vagabonde, putanheiro, canalha... "

I am a book writer, and I found those places very "inspiring" for my work.
I love every reports from Murilloa and if I cannot match his skilled writing in english (even in french) I can be quiet useful to all of you, as I've tried almost every girls in the Gallery and Elefanto.

I will gladly advise you who to avoid at all cost and who to go for (not at all cost). I had some many stories that my next book will be about it, so I can feel less guilty of my way of living.

My email address is visible, so if you want some tips before going to the clubs, or even have a drink with me there (as long as you don't ask my company to your hotel) , contact me, as for once in my life, I have some experience to share.

Just one more thing, for all of you in Lisbon. I didn't see the Black Tie mentioned anywhere, you should give it a try,

If you can wait until 4 o clock, this is where all the deseperate mulheres from the clubs go to catch more clients. You can discuss the price around 100, and sometimes have a very good surprise. I had once two young portugueses students who just wanted to have fun with a guy and be paid for it, and didn't do that as a regular job, so they spend the rest of the night with me for 200 hundred euros (total).

The place is reputed to be dangerous, as the local gangsters come there very often, but I didn't see any problem and the atmosphere is really unique. It s a real disco, very crowded with people of all ages, best days are Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Happy Christmas

Peaceful

12-27-05, 17:15

I've been in the Poço and now I fully understand what did you meant by saying "not for the faint hearted"... I almost fainted and went away without a deal. I've never seen SWs, today I saw veterans, africans and romanian but not Irina I guess. One of the romanian was old and fat the other was acceptable and one looked like a gypsy but speaked a weird langague, I suppose she was romanian too. The pressure, the frantic movement, strange eyes all combined really made me anxious. And the worst was that none of them approached me, so I'm the one who have to make the moves??? I'll go there soon, maybe thursday, so until there I would like to know how do I approach, what should I say, and more recommendations, how can I tell who is Irina, they are all black haired and wearing leather and dark clothes, well the more info I get the better prepared I feel. O, what a shame, do I remind you your first time looking for pleasure on the streets or am I just a plain sissy?

Best regards,

Peaceful.

Harry Hymes

12-29-05, 11:23

I arrived at this fine establishment at 11, as the girls were opening shop. Murilloa's muse, being on altogether another level and working only a few afternoon hours, wasn't there (but I knew that). Anyway, the only other time I patronized the place, two other girls called my attention as potentially inspiring: a Brazilian girl called Carla (whom I've been told isn't there anymore) and Cláudia.

Cláudia, a lovely young working girl in her twenties, was indeed present, still in her regular street clothes, as she had just arrived from home, and what a vision of freshness she was for my eyes to feast on.

I paid for one hour (100 euros). We showered and start carressing right away, moving afterwords the session to the bed. I must have spent some 30 minutes exploring that body including one of the most satisfying DATY of my life, one that ended with an unmistakable long and glorious orgasm from the girl, a really rare thing in any instance and particularly memorable and satisfying with such a delightful piece of Portuguese ass.

When the girl took control of the operations, she did some oral caressing and then expertly placed the condom for a CBJ, followed by fantastic reverse cow-girl movements, followed by a long, slow, sweet embrace and culmination.

Sex simply can't get any better than this.

Happy Holidays, folks.

Oompa

12-29-05, 23:21

Hey guys,

I couldnt find Armazen F so I ended up at Galeria. Picked up Lorena from Portal Privado. I do not recommend her, everything was hurried up. Kept asking me if I was done all the time, definetely was not 1 hour. Fake titties and a big bunda. Paid 150 euros. Big mistake, I paid upfront because was checking to see if I had enough money.

P.S. where is the black tie located?

Murilloa

12-30-05, 14:43

Peaceful:

You are no sissy, but you were warned about the Poço. On its good days it has a selection of fresh young ladies from Romania. Every day, it has its quota of Portuguese grandmothers. Sometimes, it has African babes. Mur avoids the latter, they seem young and sad and possibly here against their will. The Romanians, as extensively reported before, come in all shapes and sizes and it is hard to tell which ones will ride with enthusiasm and which ones will lie down and stare at the ceiling.

You just have to try, and at €25 a throw, it is cheaper than a flight to Bucharest, which costs €350 and when you get there you find all the hotties have left town to service the mongers of other countries.

Yes, they speak a strange language, seems a sort of gypsy Italian. Once or twice as Mur has entered the pensão with one of them, she has shouted something amusing to her comrades.

Could be, "My lucky day, sisters, here's my beautiful caring, caressing Englishman again!"

or could be, "Oh my god, here's the guy with the tiny fuckin' thing that he insists on calling a dick!"

One surprise in your post, Peaceful, you say that the girls were not approaching you. Mur has found that while the Afro and Portuguese ladies await significant eye contact, the Romania babes are forthcoming to the point of aggressive: why, one of them positively tugged Muri's sleeve the other day.

Anyhow, the Poço is handy for Mur, near work and dwelling, and every man, even one as horribly in L*** as Muri is with Diana, needs a quickie from time to time.

If the Poço seriously has you scared or 'grossed', try Calçada Garcia as previously described.

Perhaps by the time you read these lines you have already 'taken the plunge'. Be sure to report back, on this or any other encounter. This city is a fine place for mongers, and deserves more reporters.

Happy new year,

Mur

Murilloa

12-30-05, 15:01

Special greetings to Harry. We have not met, and Mur suspects that Harry would not relish a mongers' reunion, but the tone of his posts is always attractive. You can tell that when he finds a good girl, he treats her suavely and well. And when it's not such a good girl, he puts it down to experience and behaves like a gentleman all the same.

This is the litmus test of the true monger, the monger as direct descendant of the knights of olden times: yes, you are enjoying young women who exchange their lovely bodies in return for a share of your treasure; but you have an absolute obligation to treat them with respect, kindness and humanity.

Which Harry clearly does. To the point of making Cláudia come. Mur reported on her some months ago, and knows what pleasure Harrry must have enjoyed in what is now surely Lisbon's leading brothel.

If it were not for the angel Diana, Mur would be happy to reconnect with Cláudia, but just now...

well, for now, l***sick Mur is counting the cost of Christmas. Having been a generous old Santa to his extended family, he now opens his wallet, counts the €1 coins, and calculates that only next week will he be able to afford the one and only, the ne plus ultra, the zenith the goddess, the,

yeah, ok Mur, we know. Diana.

Please, gentlemen, keep this forum lively in 2006. We all have our quiet periods, our 'goings' as well as our 'cummings', but try to remember three principles during the coming year:

1. Fuck the ladies vigorously.

2. Treat and tip them well.

3. Come home, get online, and tell us about it.

Happy new Year, Harry, and all you Lisbon mongers

Harry Hymes

12-31-05, 14:05

I went fishing near home.

In Mem Martins, a Portuguese girl called Cláudia (yeah, same name, but keep reading). She attends near the place I've reported early (and that seems to be closed, at least for now). It was, hmm, interesting.

The girl was young, but quite fat. I did not find her atractive. She was very matter of factly in her attitude and worked me efficiently and fastly, as another guy ("a regular") was awaiting in the living room and she was very busy that day, with others in the pipeline... go figure. No anal, BBBJ, 30 euros. I won't be coming back (too much woman for me), but she may well be someone's idea of a good time.

The facts: Cláudia, Portuguese, twentysomething, cell 965 710 157, attends near Restaurante O Nuno (this is not far from the train station), in Mem Martins. Call her for the address.

I left with a sense of something lacking and so decided to try to a place in Tapada das Mercês, nearby. The ad in CM specifically mentioned a cabo-verdiana, which would be a new experiment, but alas, there were only 3 Brazilian there (maybe I mixed one ad with another's phone number?). Anyway, the experience was, hmm, interesting...

The place is where the girls actually live. This was good, as the rooms were actually heated. Not even in M.K. do one gets a decently heated room! Here, it was perfect. Also, the rooms were cozy and, well, even nice. There was a bit of coherent interior design, with one room with an African theme, another with a Chinese approach, everything clean and impecable.

The sex itself was a BBBJ, very well performed (sorry, I don't remember the name of the woman), followed by regular and then anal. Prices for a session are 25 euros without the anal, 30 with it.

The only caveat with the place was that the girls were neither young nor attractive, as far as I am concerned. But they do run a nice establishment and are honest and welcoming.

The facts: In Tapada das Mercês, near the Shopping Sol (not the bigger Floresta Center). The phone number I used was 914 536 406.

Hi, Mur. Thanks for the cumpliments. I wish you a great New Year, either with Diana or (preferably) with lots of discoveries, shared here.

Cheers, all.

Zé Duron

01-06-06, 17:50

2005 was a very slow year for me. Financially it was very difficult, but in the end I managed myself and ended up having a good turn around. So at last there was some light in the end of the tunnel.

Just before the year ended I decided to look up some great ladies and called the big adverted apartment at Saldanha (93 620 41 29). It is sited at the Residence Shopping Center, Rua Eng Vieira?? Nº 3E , 7th floor B. The place looks great and although it was past 9 in the evening I was shown 8 ladies. This is a special one for Mur: I found Isabel that used to work behind the Maternidade Alfredo da Costa! She is a bit peppered up and was wearing a red sexy nightshirt and high heels. Great to see her getting her way up in her class! The girls all ask for 100 euros and all wear sexy stuff and high heels. Two girls were Portuguese, the ugliest but the only ones that were doing anal! This is really strange, as the other 6 girls were Brazilians and only did straight sex! The world is changing fast.Lol! There was one busty so-so blond girl, two mulatas, one having silicon busters and three morenas from brazil. Fernanda is a busty but slim morena, looks pornish, Paula a darker morena, looking very elegant and Veronica is a slim and tinny beautiful looking 19tish Brazilian pearl. I missed some tits on her! Anyway I was told that they work with something like 20 different girls with different shifts and blab la, so it is possible to find a complete different range of choice! The place is perfectly clean and properly heated which is a luxury in Portugal. I made my choice and stayed with beautiful Veronica for a relaxed hour. We had fun and I got two strikes as always in these apartments, besides Clinica do Prazer were the manager is really on the timetable. I loved her smell, her skin and the hour got away in a second. I had to leave fast since I was meeting some people so I really don’t know if they are pushy or not!

The next day I wanted to treat me as a king and got to Avenida Duque de Loulé, Nº1, 5th E- the executive club long time presenting Busty tall beauty Luana and her great friends at PortalPrivado.com first and now on a different site stated earlier in some reports. Unfortunately neither was there Luana nor Camila, but only busty Paula, but she was already dressed, tall Portuguese Mariana, tinny filipa, a reddish blue eye and some other 2 girls. Again it was late and the presentation was done by a Portuguese blond that I recalled from earlier meetings somewhere! The girls are definitively the ones from the site. Although the place is highly advertised, it does not present the same distinctive glamour as the Saldanha apartment. I took filipa since I wanted to taste some Portuguese woman but the session was lousy. She smelled fine and was shaved completely which is a bit turn on for me and I gave her some fantastic Daty that she played with but when it was her turn the CBJ was more a hand thing than anything else. I will return since there are so many beauties around that place and the blond manager really put me at loose! Will return.
Final statement: haven´t been to Mirage Klub in a lot of time, but these two establishments are great. Have a look and report back!

Have a great 2006!

Osafado

01-08-06, 13:00

Murilloa

01-09-06, 21:26

Last week brought new funds and a free afternoon. Mur’s reptile mind (can you believe it?) turned to the hobby, a pursuit he is proud to share with his recent visitor Carlos Primeros.

Boa viagem, Carlos, and please try to avoid temptation…

So… with a smile for Bill Gates, Mur opens the online Correio da Manhã, finding 20 pages of ads for ‘convivio’ in ‘Grande Lisboa’.

http://classificadoscm.xl.pt/adlist.php

Grande indeed, Lisboa.

Some ads are for individuals, some for apartments, but suppose that there are average 2 girls behind each one. There are 40 ads per page. 40x20x2=1600 - even Mur can do that in his head (tiny thing located between his legs).

Minus... a few of these announcements, for some of them are from people with dicks. Mur has no plans for them, dressed as women or otherwise.

Plus... the online paper does not carry the classy multi-girl clinics like MK, it omits the ‘boites’ and the SWs, and only has a couple of the portalprivadoputinhas.

It’s a fair guess to say that at least 2,000 women are for sale on a Lisbon weekday.

Shall we make another conservative assumption that each of these women will pleasure three men per day? Sure, some will service a dozen, some will strike out, but we now have a minimal figure of 6,000 financed fucks per day in this city of... how many inhabitants? And how many active males? So what is the mean number of bought bangings per year per man? And what is the impact on the national economy? But does the lost productivity get regained because the workforce is happy?

At this point, Mur will let statisticians, economists, sociologists and psychologists take over. Theorise, professor! Speculate, doutora!. Because one thing only is sure but certain sure…

Murilloa has a statistically impeccable 100% chance of pussy. So shall we survey the market?

‘Really savage blonde lioness’; ‘three university students’; ‘statuesque Indian chick’; ‘busty porno actress’; ‘ex-nurse, 37 years old’; ‘mini-skirt no panties hairy pussy’; ‘elegant slim Polish woman’; ’pussy for €15’; ‘traffic-stopping mulatta’; ‘28 year old Portuguese hairy horny girl in lingerie’; ‘insatiable bareback oral €30’; ‘genuine 18 year-old does striptease’; ‘Brazilian anal hurricane’;. ‘businesswoman with financial difficulties’

maybe that last one is the ex-Mrs Mur. Stay away, boys.

But we’re not past page four! What a magnificent supermarket for all sexual tastes and for permanent variety.

So what did Mur do? Spent three seconds thinking things over, and then went right to Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, of course, and enjoyed an hour with the gorgeous Princess Diana.

Some dickhead told Diana about this site. So, Princess, if you are reading this, your faithful Prince Charles is thinking of you even now.

Happy mongering to all those who have somehow not discovered the joys of monogamy.

Carlos Primeros

01-09-06, 21:31

I was in Armazem F on 28 December - simpyl dead. I had something to eat in the restaurant upstairs with a friend of mine and left around 10.30 pm for Hipopotamos - nothing exciting but at least 20 girls - 8 doable. Price asked for a ST 150 €, price paid for 90 minutes 100 €.

On 31 Dec. I had a very good conversation with our internet - Shakespeare - MURI - we decided to nominate JACKSON for the next Nobel Peace Prize. Details will follow later - I am too busy mongering now in Rio.

Have a good 2006 - stay safe.

Carlos

Murilloa

01-09-06, 21:48

Coincidence that Carlos should post five minutes after Mur, from his distant mongering marathon in Brazil.

It's true. Mur has given up hopes of forcing a coup d'état in England and making Lori Prime Minister after the disgraceful Blair.

And Portugal is not ready for an all-powerful female just yet, otherwise Mur would be nominating Divine Diana.

But why not Jackson for the Nobel prize?

Now seriously, gentlemen, in recent years can you think of anyone else who has brought more pleasure, and peace to our stressful world ?

Zé Duron

01-10-06, 01:49

After some reports about Armazem f, affirming that the place was a good try, I have been there and was really disappointed. It was past midnight, on Saturday, when the disco open, and yes there was some Brazilians girls, (which is not too surprising in a Brazilian bar) but surrounded by men, I would say at least twenty guys for one ugly chick. Is there a better hour to go there? Or maybe the place is not what is use to be.

Armazém F can be a nice place say from 2 till 6 in the morning, specially on thursday and week-ends but it is not a girl bar as Gallery and Black Tie! I like it when I am looking for some freebie action that may be available or not...
Try it a bit later from 2 in the morning on.

Meanwhile went to Gallery and Black Tie because a friend was in town and let me tell you: The begining of the year is really slow business. Plus the girls were all rich from the new years eve parties because all were asking for 200 euros! I stayed in the chit chat with three beauties, each one of them flattering me, but way to expensive!

Osafado

01-10-06, 07:18

I was looking for freebie action too, in Armazem. But I didn't want to get beaten by one of the 10 guys around everygirls for that. I was there until 1 am, but I don't think that just after I left, a group of 100 bresilians beauties invaded the place.
In the Black Tie, you can really discuss price, as it s late in the morning and girls are quiet desesperates.

But I have to inform you, with my lousy english, that I had a terrible experience 2 days ago in this place. There was a fight, one of the most violent I have ever seen in my life, movies included, between two groups of guys. It was really bestial. The doormen didn't try to cool it down, instead of that, they massacred one of the two groups. There was blood all over the staircase. I was really chocked
Outside, when I left with a "friend", the brawl continued and a man gunshoot another one at least five time. According to the girls, a few days after, there were at least two dead. And the fight involved drugs dealer and mafia members, that's why no newspaper mentionned it. What a wonderfull world.

I advised to try this club in another post, sorry about that.

Murilloa

01-22-06, 10:07

Osafado

01-22-06, 22:52

Why, surely Osafado's account of mayhem has not scared Lisbon mongers away from their hobby? No reports for nearly two weeks now?

Or have we all turned monogamous?

Or there's been a round-up by the authorities and everyone is in sex prison?

Or all the city's mongers are running for president?

Let's hear from you. Osafado, your English is fine, so tell us, have you returned to the Black Tie? Where exactly is the place, anyway? Muri's curiosty is aroused...Yes, I returned to the club, 2 days after the massacre, and guess what : Everybody, from the doormen to the waiters, acted like if nothing happened. The girls there told me that this kind of gory brawl is usual there, and I should keep my mouth shut. (which is really difficult for me, as you can see)

Why I came back there, you could ask... Well : I have a girlfriend in the place.
Mur, I cannot give you the exact address, it is so near the Gallery that I walk there with some girls from the bar as soon at the Elefanto or the Gallery close. (That explains why there is nobody in the BT before 4 o clock)

There is a Bank Teller Almost in front of the Gallery. You take the street until the first corner, and you go right and left after. When you see the first dead body, you are almost there.

BTW. I told you guys in my last report that the cops didn't do anything about the BT incident. In fact, two days after, they came to the Gallery and Elefanto checking girls' passports and busting some dudes. Last week, the Elefanto was close at 12 because they bring all the girls to the Police Station.

Osafado

01-23-06, 06:07

Armazem F is definitely a shitty place. But I found something quiet interesting in the Dockas, where all the bars are lined up along the river: One of them is called "Hawaii", and it s full of Brazilian people, lot of girls, and guess what, on Saturday and Sunday, I recognized many "amigas" from the Elefanto, Tamila, Gallery. They are off duty, only here to dance and drink, and accompanied by friends. That's how I finished the night with a Non pro, introduced by a pro. Too bad the place is very small and quickly overcrowded. But I prefer dying chocked under Brazilian chicks then from a Bullet in the Black Tie. Even if Brazilian music can be very painfull too.

Zé Duron

01-25-06, 18:35

Hi forum

Well as I was the first to mention Armazém F, I have to apologize for it´s current roughness! I have also been to the docks, as Osafado mentioned and I can underline his entusiasm. I prefer the bar called Indochina, but in the end it all depends if the place is fashionable that month or so. The bars at the docks tend to have great moments and then long periods of crises, since it is a bunch of bars put together, leaving the option wide open for the guests to pick from. The incident at Black Tie and other bars tell us that in the near future other places will be hit! Belive me!

Carlos Primeros

01-25-06, 23:17

Indochina is too loud for me, I am a gentleman and not a youngster anymore and I prefer places like Galery or Elefante Braco. They are quiter.

You might be younger, therefore Indochina is ok for you. Muri and I are not the youngest and therefore prefer the more elaborate places. No disrespect. See you in Lisboa - a cidade de pecado.

Carlos

Pyjama

01-25-06, 23:54

Osafado

01-26-06, 01:23

Pyjama,

I am not quiet sure that Lisboa is THE place for Black girls' lovers. But you can find one or two at the Gallery, Elefanto, BT, they aren't really attractive, though. I had a drink with one of them at the Gallery, a pretty decent looking girl from South Africa, but she was way too professional for me (no kiss, oral with condom...)

Brazilian girls rule!

I agree with you, Carlos, Indochina is very loud, as all the bars in this area are, and full of Brazilian music. But It s really the good place right now to score non, semi, and even pros at low rates. They are more relax in that atmosphere.

Kama Leão

01-26-06, 19:47

Some months ago I had a stopover in Lisbon for several hours. I had time enough to jump on a bus that would hopefully take me to the center of Lisbon. From what I have seen I am very impressed by this beautiful town!
I did not do any mongering as I did not realize I was so close to a lot of action (-> Praca da Figueira).

But what I did see was a lot of most beautiful black ladies! Probably mostly Angolian, due to Portugal's colonial history. So I wondered if there are also some black ladies available for payed sex?

Sorry I did not go through the compete thread, but at least the escort services I was looking at in the internet did not have black African ladies. Only Brazilian morenas - a type of woman I like very much, but I would also like to taste a sweet black cherry.

Hope to come back soon - and then proceed to Brazil ;-)

Pyjama

I can suggest you two absolutely wonderful black girls: Luciana (from Classic Ladies, in Av. 5 de Outubro, in front of the old RTP - public tv - building) and Marina (from Clínica do Prazer/New Center/clinique de Massage, in Av. Marquês de Tomar not far from the other one). They are both amazing GFEs, beautiful bodies and personalities (Luciana has big tits, Marina not so big but still great to fondle and suck), willing to provide BBBJ, CIM, DATY and DFK. Luciana isn't keen on A-levels but I believe that will be no problem with Marina. As a(nother) point in her favour, Luciana speaks perfect English.

You can look up the ads in Correio da Manhã or (if you can manage your way through the Portuguese language...) read their reviews in the Portugal section of the Brazilian Forum, GPGuia.
Both are 100€/1 hour.

Kama Leão

01-27-06, 00:09

Brazilian girls rule!The ones that do. Many of them just don't rule at all!

You should stay away from most of the ones who post ads in the Portal Privado site. They are tottally un-professional, charge incredible amounts (up to 250/300€) for a shitty performance, and a lot of the photos are completely "Photoshopped"...

Zé Duron

01-27-06, 02:51

This is just a questioning report:

Who is or are your current Goddesses?

My choices right now are Verónica and Paula from Saldanha. They are hard to find since the rotation is so big at trhis appartment but I will leave you their number anyway tel:93 620 41 29.

Both are morenas, Paula is white, and Verónica is molatinha branca, both from Brasil.

Kama Leão

01-27-06, 03:46

Goddesses?... Ok, my current ones:

Milena - a beautiful, sweet, truly GFE, brazilian girl. Not your typical "brazuca": white, brown hair, slim, great BBBJ, DATY (she loves it!), passionate DFK. Her partner Cynthia (tall, brunette/mulata/amazonian indian, lovely attitude) is great too.

http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/anunciof...modelo.htm

Patrícia - not a stunning looker (cute face, though), tall, big tits, ok ass and... a BBBJ to shoot you straight into the farthest regions of the stratosphere!!!... Be sure not to leave your dick there because she certainly will try to. She'll utterly drain you till the last drop, an incredible sucking dynamo.

She is in Quinta do Borel - Amadora (just out of Lisbon), a quiet and safe neighborhood. No site. Phone: 968 243 611

Enjoy!

Peaceful

01-27-06, 16:09

Greetings,

How is the new year going? FINALLY I got some free time and went looking for my obsession: Irina. I was full of courange and wandered trough the Poço... when I was passing in front of the "pensao" a lady whistled and asked if I wanted to come in showing the way with a head movement signal, I politly refused and went trough, then another lady proposed, "No, thank you". Went until the end and no Irina, so I went back, once again (they where together now) they asked me again and I replied by asking "You know Irina?"; "No, no, no..."; "You know if she still works here?"; "I don't know" and started to blabbering in romanian with the other. "Han? Ok, thanks, bye" and left the Poço.

I was really wired up so I tried an ad on the mongerers daily CM:

# Alta... Simpática... Elegante... Meiga... Loira... Massagem... Completa... Zona Colombo... 938043685

I called, she introduced, friendly on the phone, so I arranged for 1 hour. She is located in a pink building just outside the subway station of Carnide in a basement. She opened the door, a woman in her 30s from Ukraine, VERY VERY tall, a acceptable face and slim in her lingerie, kissed hi and I went in. She took me to the room, nice space but with a window to the outside world where we could see peasants and be spotted back... Sat in a sofa and started talking a bit, she offered a drink nice gesture which I reffused. So, she prepares the room, lowers the blinds, lights some candles, turns TV off and creates a nice mood, I get undressed as she gets to the WC and then we start the... thing... She starts with some kissing around, then a BBBJ very nicely, then proceeds to cowgirl, I came rapidly. Then she did a very nice and professional massage, she might be better than many professional masseurs! Then again for another pop, this time I try the three classical positions and pop in the doggy. Got over, got dressed, paid and kissed goodbye.
So it's not the best but a good relation of price quality I think. 50€, one (not controlled) hour, she spices up the mood, talks and looks interested in you, and the massage that she insists makes her less like a pro, she is a real decent person. Physically I think she is to skinny and her breasts are small and down-to-earth. Sexually altough she moans and moves a bit she is a bit distant... but it was a nice experience... and the image of a huge giant blond on her knees its really something to remember...

So, Mur, have you seen Irina? Do you confirm shes back to her homeland?

Happy mongering,

Peaceful.

Kama Leão

01-28-06, 00:24

# Alta. Simpática. Elegante. Meiga. Loira. Massagem. Completa. Zona Colombo. 938043685

I called, she introduced, friendly on the phone, so I arranged for 1 hour. She is located in a pink building just outside the subway station of Carnide in a basement. She opened the door, a woman in her 30s from Ukraine, VERY VERY tall, a acceptable face and slim in her lingerie, kissed hi and I went in. She took me to the room, nice space but with a window to the outside world where we could see peasants and be spotted back. Sat in a sofa and started talking a bit, she offered a drink nice gesture which I reffused. So, she prepares the room, lowers the blinds, lights some candles, turns TV off and creates a nice mood, I get undressed as she gets to the WC and then we start the. Thing. She starts with some kissing around, then a BBBJ very nicely, then proceeds to cowgirl, I came rapidly. Then she did a very nice and professional massage, she might be better than many professional masseurs! Then again for another pop, this time I try the three classical positions and pop in the doggy. Got over, got dressed, paid and kissed goodbye.

So it's not the best but a good relation of price quality I think. 50€, one (not controlled) hour, she spices up the mood, talks and looks interested in you, and the massage that she insists makes her less like a pro, she is a real decent person. Physically I think she is to skinny and her breasts are small and down-to-earth. Sexually altough she moans and moves a bit she is a bit distant. But it was a nice experience. And the image of a huge giant blond on her knees its really something to remember. Diana is a joy to be with. And only a few hours ago I was with her... funny coincidence!

As you get to know her better (it's the third time I've seen her), the experience tends to be more intimate and warm. At first, she seems a bit distant and cold (though absolutely willing to please and to play the VERY REFINED courtesan) but now I tend to think this is only one step in a process she doesn't want to rush. Obviously, by this I don't mean she intends to seduce (me) or make (me) fall forever into her passionate claws!!!... She's a professional SW, I'm no young fool and we both know the rules of the game. But, at the same time, we're both human so what works in other circumstances, works here too.

Today was absolute bliss. We made love forever and ever and ever (actually, at one point, I do believe she came...), so much so that we went far beyond the scheduled 60 minutes and - since she was expecting someone after me - she had no time left for the supernatural massage.

Amazing sugar-lip BBBJ, warm and delicious DFK, scented DATY, wondrous sex in all positions.

She's no spring chicken, that's for sure. But what a teacher she could be for so many much younger girls around.

Love her.

Murilloa

01-28-06, 12:12

There's sex prison, and then there's sex quarantine. Mur was off the field for ten days, more or less, struck down by a persistent infection.

Don't be alarmed, ladies. Not an STD, but a feverish snotty miserable cold, not bad enough to keep him from work, unfortunately, but enough to lower his spirits and rule out mongering. Apart from feeling like shit and being full of drugs which had no effect on the cold but made his penis disappear, Mur also believes that it is the meanest form of disrespect to ask even a paid lady to put up with a red-eyed, streaming-nosed lover.

But the all-clear eventually sounded, and Mur also won the Euro lottery, €9.37, just under ten percent of the sum required to enjoy his current goddess Diana. Which he duly did.

'Enjoy' is a weak understatement. This woman is Muri's ideal physical type: dark, petite, exquisitely formed. Just watching her tie her long red-brown hair up on her head with her neat tiny hands, in preparation for an hour of leisurely sex, is an experience worth the money. The firm sweetness and tone of her all-over-tanned agile little body has to be experienced to be believed. Her pussy is a miracle of nature. She's also intelligent and funny. A 'keeper', as our American allies like to say.

Now.. this is not entertaining or informative for fellow mongers. So Mur promises to say no more about his goddess, at least not on this forum, just to his psychoanalyst. And he has made a determined effort, now that the quarantine is over, not to fall into strict monogamy.

More later, as this infantryman in global capitalism's army is required to work this fine, cold Saturday. But late afternoon will see him in the Poço, and there are other amusements to relate..

Murilloa

01-30-06, 20:27

Sad to say that Irina has gone. Strictly speaking, Irina2 has gone, because Irina1 was a petite girl with very white skin and very black hair who gave a lot of pleasure, in an Edgar Allan Poe kind of way, a couple of years ago.

Mur had this information from Larissa, a gypsy style Romanian lady who was shivering in the Poço on Saturday. It was too cold to fuck, at least in that pensão, so Mur thanked her for the brief conversation and promised to return some other day. And maybe he will.

Not to worry, Peaceful. Irina3 is boarding the transeuropean bus in Chisinau even as Mur types these lines...

Carlos Primeros

01-30-06, 21:20

Muri: "It was too cold to fuck, at least in that pensão" -

Muri, I am glad that I am still in Brazil and returning only in a few days to Lisboa - hopepfully the weather is better by then - how was the SNOWFALL in Lisboa??? I can imagine that all the girls around Baixa are dying of cold.

I bring a suite-case full of Brazilian sun-shine with me.

Carlos

Murilloa

01-30-06, 22:10

Good news, King Carlos, bring all the tropical sunshine you can...

...but do not attempt to sell it in a Saldanha *****house for €150 per hour, which is the absurd price being quoted by some of the Photoshop Princesses of Portal Privado.

(Muri missed yesterday's snow: he was sleeping a siesta like the old pig he is)

When there is time, we will discuss the local forum GPguia, a recent discovery...

Petemarkou

02-01-06, 11:15

Dear forum,

I am completely new in this section. I usually look at other parts like Ukraine, Russia or Moldavia since I travel frequently there. Visiting Lisbon for the first time in a couple of weeks I decided to get some information from your postings. In fact I read almost the whole thing. It was like reading a novel! At the end, you are left with the feeling that the viruall description of the events in the forum becomes more important than real life and sex action itself. I have to congratulate you all for the fine work especially the great Murillio who seems to be the leader of this forum. Since I will have time to go out 2-3 times at most what are your three top recomendations. I guess what is number 2 and 3 since MK seems to be the top choice. I suppose I should not mention the fact that I am Greek after what happened in 2004 but on the other hand the Portugal fans showed such class after the loss that it may not be a problem after all.

Kama Leão

02-02-06, 04:01

Murilloa

02-04-06, 00:17

Boys, girls:

Many of us here operate in both languages, mais o menos, so be sure to look at GP Guia,

http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb/phpbb2/index.php

It's the Lusophone monger-mart that Muri had been seeking.

Scroll down past the voluminous and cock-stiffening delights of the various regions of Brazil until you reach the Portugal section.

Bearing in mind that Portugal has less than half the population of the city of São Paulo, we have to be proud of the contribution.

If you are in Lisbon and you like to pay to fuck, this is prescribed reading.

Even if your Portuguese is poor... ... no, especially if your Portuguese is poor, this is essential homework.

Mur has already amplified his knowledge of the pay scene in Lisbon by reading these posts. For example, he had never heard about the yellow house in São Joâo de Estoril... until last week.

More later

No Name Cowboy

02-04-06, 01:20

Hi guys,

If you dont understand Portuguese well enough to read the GPGuia forum, remember that theres automatic translation to english available there. Just click the button "English translation by Google" on the left top.

Simple n Easy.

Petemarkou

02-06-06, 10:44

Dear Kam Leao,

Thanks for the information. I will be staying near Instituto Superior Technico and I suppose it is not very far from the center. Any good restaurants in that area? I heard that fish is very good in Lisbon.

All the best,

Pete

Zé Duron

02-11-06, 17:33

Roma

While I have a «Descafeinado» at the Imperador, a 20 year old Café-Restaurant just half a minute away from busy Avenida de Roma where I just spend wonderfully the past 30 minutes, I think upon the WSG Forum.

I am 50 euros poorer, but hell! I feel great. Just stoned from the head that was given to me by this blonde Brazilian called Sabrina. No she is not the old time classic brunette Sabrina from the classic movies shown on TNT channel once every month. She told me she was 20, from Minas Gerais, and that she is here for the next two month only. Nine month abroad means the world for these sweethearts.

What I can tell you is that first this apartment is placed in a classic Avenida de Roma style buildind-blocks from the early fifties, to be exact at the green building where you can find the Spanish bank Santander, Nº 40, 7th floor D not to lose the exactness of facts. Avenida de Roma, Nº 40, 7th D, Tel: 937 229 225 to make it short and painless!

The mamas an, Elisa, a woman in her early forties, Portuguese, way to big is…a sweetheart. You can have a beer, a vodka, a whiskey, in a refurbished blue living room, on a nice sofa and you can right away listen the girls giggle in the kitchen. Why are the girls always kept in the kitchen? I would love to fuck there!

Anyway she put me at ease right away and I immediately felt that I was going to stay.
To the best in the house, and I make a taste while I sit in the Café! My car is waiting for me to head home. This is actually a difficult parking area. But either Parque Roma, from Emparque or the little construction site behind the sinful apartment are a good chance to leave the car back.

Now to the best in the house:
Erika, a Portuguese red head in her late 20s. She wore sexy lingerie and short black leather boots on high heals. Her legs looked great, but she is wearing a few kilos of dispensable fat tissues (2 kilos!). But she is sexy and completa and looks to be worth a try because of her nasty look…and her boots of course.
Next came a gigantic brunette, I forgot her name but she was to tall anyway but her legs looked sexy.
Next: Inês a china type Brazilian, elegant lady with beautiful eyes, but she would not give her ass away. She is skinny, but shining in her classic black top and short grey m miniskirt. Again sexy high hell black boots. She is worth a shot.
Then came Sabrina, a blonde with a nice body, a few kilos could come down, say 3, but those brown eyes and those full lips made it up for me. She resembles Scarlett Johnson!, or at least made me dream of. Her blow is good, covered but intense and deep throat, her hands move along well, her pussy is almost completely shaved and she wears some stupid tattoos, she made while she was 15 or 16. I can hear her say: «Você quer foder comigo? Apertadinha?» She can handle a lot of positions and gets dirty really easily.
Next I was shown Kelly a blond tall Brazilian in her early 30s in a beautiful black long-sleeves summer dress- Valentino style! Her legs looked great and her bosom promised to be big, not showing if it was natural or silicon. There was one girl I did not get the chance to see.

Elisa the mamas an is hugely friendly and welcomes you with her bit tits and smile for a visit anytime. The team offers 8 to 10 girls tops and there is a rotation every month or so. Elisa commands the palce and reinsure you that she will not disturb you and that there is no clock ticking away. I did not get to see the Suite since I was only staying for half hour time and got a silly plain room…but who cares!

Kama Leão

02-11-06, 19:29

Erika, a Portuguese red head in her late 20s. She wore sexy lingerie and short black leather boots on high heals. Her legs looked great, but she is wearing a few kilos of dispensable fat tissues (2 kilos!). But she is sexy and completa and looks to be worth a try because of her nasty look…and her boots of course.You should try her!.. She's absolutely amazing: deep, deep, deep throated BBBJ (with the final fireworks in the manner of CIM), higher education as far as A-levels are concerned (she actually invites you to do it since, she confesses, she enjoys it more than everything else!), no problem with (a very savoury) DATY and - that's a bonus for all you Anglophones - she speaks a perfect English.

Just a little curiosity: do you think Sabrina will be too strict with the "C" in the "BJ"?...

Tacitus

02-12-06, 00:57

Hi Gentlemen,

I am very impressed about your meticolous reports in this forum.

I am going to visit Liboa along with a couple of friends at the end of April this year and would like to ask some questions to the experts. We prefer exciting clubs with a little erotic show and the opportunity to have a better selection of girls rather than just visiting a private apartment.

I already have flipped through the posts and the internet sites and found the famous places like "hipopotamo" and elefante branco.

I know that these places are more expensive but the question arises: is it worth these extra spendings.

Maybe you know the "Golden Dolls" club in St Petersburg, Russia which I visited recently. They have a selection of about 40 girls, one prettier than the other, an exciting strip show and perfect service. Do you think there is a club in Lisbon which compares favourably with that description.

Thank you so much in advance. (I promise I will post my experiences)

Zé Duron

02-12-06, 06:28

Hi Kama Leão

I think that she will be stricter then with her beautifull butt. She is disposed to give her ass away if you go for the full hour but i think that she is harsher on her covered BJ!

Buit then again it might just be me!

Kama Leão

02-12-06, 18:08

I know that these places are more expensive but the question arises: is it worth these extra spendings. Forget it. More than likely at Elefante Branco, Hipopotamo (and Gallery too), you will be ripped off. They will ask you for 200/300€ - you'll be tempted to go along with that because most of them are really astounding... - and you'll get a lousy and hurried treatment. Of course you could get lucky... but I wouldn't bet on that!

If I were you, I'd change my routine a bit and try some of the girls in the "massage clinics" or the private appartments mentioned here.

If you can read a little Portuguese try the Portugal section od the Brazilian forum GPGuia. Lots of useful hints there.

Take care.

Carlos Primeros

02-19-06, 23:25

Please look at www.clinicadoprazer.com - you are getting better prices and services there.

Carlos

(p.s. the weather is so lousy - it is unbleavable for Lisboa. You are virtually washed away.)

Murilloa

02-21-06, 13:13

External factors are frustrating, and next week brings more sex prison. But Murilloa saw one favourite. Ripe, ‘blonde’ Suzy of Quinta do Barão. She greeted him in a pink business suit, white stockings, basque and heels. In her warm bedroom he very slowly removed all but the stockings, exposing firm natural curves. Then she knelt, unzipped him, tugged out his eager friend and deep-throated him, uncovered…this is the eternal fantasy of visiting the thirty some secretary who drives the office crazy with lust.

She’s sensitive and sweet in the ‘entr’acte’, talks and strokes with no hurry, indeed little sense of time. No TV, no traffic noise, nobody else in the apartment crashing round the kitchen, or shitting in the bathroom, or putting you to shame with high-volume humping in the next bedroom. Best of all, no mama-san tapping at the door. Mur had already passed the hour when he requested a ‘segunda oportunidade’. “A hand job?” he timidly inquired. “Sure”, said Suzy, her handsome smile brightening the twilit room, “would you like an oily one?”

So an oily one it was, our friend turning from flopping minnow, to fat pulsating eel, to spouting sperm whale in Suzy’s slick hand. There is something exciting about the noise of an oily wank, as the pace increases, no, gentlemen? This by itself would be worth €50. Preceded as it was by a long imaginative BBBJ and fuck, we are talking top VFM.

There are compatriots of Suzy’s with photo-shopped images on PortalPrivado, vending mechanical rides at €100 and up, not a million miles from Saldanha. They should all be assembled for a ‘professional development day’ in the Café Maracanã, where the Countess of Curitiba, dressed in her business suit, would introduce a training and motivation video - of herself at work. A video is too dull? Why then, Mur himself will volunteer for a live demo.

From the sexy smile as she opens the door, to the loving hug before closing it, Suzy’s aim is to pleasure you. Which means, of course, that she receives pleasure, and respect, in return, as well as the money. A simple equation, you’d think; but beyond many Brazil bimbos.

One warning if you are returning to domestic duty after Suzy. She combines strong perfume with her own lovely aroma of femme-en-chaleur. So, even when your car is still around the corner, Dona Esposa Legal will flare her nostrils and know that you have been leaping the fence and rutting in other farmyards. It doesn’t worry Mur, who enjoys waking stiff in the solitary night to recapture the day’s joy in a faint odour. But wedded guys, use her immaculate bathroom before departure.

Gentlemen, this has been a ‘tease’, because Suzy is leaving today, Monday, on holiday to Curitiba, spending Carnival with family and returning on March 20th. Muri will be at the airport with a bunch of carnations, a bottle of Champagne, and a hard-on.

Murilloa

02-21-06, 13:14

Murilloa sometimes works the Cascais Line, and so do many women, as readers know. But it was not till last month that he found the Yellow House. This seems to be a well-known ‘pit stop’ for mongers condemned by capitalism to spend years of their lives driving the ‘marginal’, the busy coast road. It is at the traffic lights where, heading W towards Cascais, you can turn N off the ‘marginal’ to cross the railway at São João. One minute’s walk from the station of that name. A Little Brazil with a fairly rapid turnover, open 24/7, charging €40 by day, €50 by night. Tel. 969256484. A good resource if you live nearby and wake at 0530 knowing you will be pronounced clinically dead if you do not get a fuck in the next hour.

It is opposite an emergency dental clinic, so if you lose your false teeth in the dark bush of a Goiás girl you can cross the road for replacements. This advantage is outweighed by the fact that, in spite of a discreet green fence and gate, you are exposed to all the cars pouring along the ‘marginal’ or stopped at the traffic light to get a better look at you, as you slink in with a thought-bubble saying ‘pussy!’ above your head. The house is, well, yellow in colour, and bears the number 11. Mur had two satisfactory bouts in ten days with a young morena, Cláudia but no second helping was offered and she was too keen to get rid of him the second time, so no repeat. She claims to have been educated in a convent - it is good to see nuns preparing their young charges for the challenges of modern life.

Probably all the girls are similar, offering a straightforward CBJ-and-ride at a fair price without aspiring to be Girl Friend or Porn Star.

Mur’s thanks for this discovery go to GPGuia, the subject of his next report.

Murilloa

02-21-06, 13:15

Kama L and King Carlos are correct. Forget the nightclubs, use the clinics and private apartments.

Kama Leão

02-22-06, 03:10

External factors are frustrating, and next week brings more sex prison. But Murilloa saw one favourite. Ripe, ‘blonde’ Suzy of Quinta do Barão. She greeted him in a pink business suit, white stockings, basque and heels. In her warm bedroom he very slowly removed all but the stockings, exposing firm natural curves. Then she knelt, unzipped him, tugged out his eager friend and deep-throated him, uncovered. This is the eternal fantasy of visiting the thirty some secretary who drives the office crazy with lust.

She’s sensitive and sweet in the ‘entr’acte’, talks and strokes with no hurry, indeed little sense of time. No TV, no traffic noise, nobody else in the apartment crashing round the kitchen, or shitting in the bathroom, or putting you to shame with high-volume humping in the next bedroom. Best of all, no mama-san tapping at the door. Mur had already passed the hour when he requested a ‘segunda oportunidade’ “A hand job?” he timidly inquired. “Sure”, said Suzy, her handsome smile brightening the twilit room, “would you like an oily one?”

So an oily one it was, our friend turning from flopping minnow, to fat pulsating eel, to spouting sperm whale in Suzy’s slick hand. There is something exciting about the noise of an oily wank, as the pace increases, no, gentlemen? This by itself would be worth €50. Preceded as it was by a long imaginative BBBJ and fuck, we are talking top VFM.

There are compatriots of Suzy’s with photo-shopped images on PortalPrivado, vending mechanical rides at €100 and up, not a million miles from Saldanha. They should all be assembled for a ‘professional development day’ in the Café Maracanã, where the Countess of Curitiba, dressed in her business suit, would introduce a training and motivation video - of herself at work. A video is too dull? Why then, Mur himself will volunteer for a live demo.

From the sexy smile as she opens the door, to the loving hug before closing it, Suzy’s aim is to pleasure you. Which means, of course, that she receives pleasure, and respect, in return, as well as the money. A simple equation, you’d think; but beyond many Brazil bimbos.

One warning if you are returning to domestic duty after Suzy. She combines strong perfume with her own lovely aroma of femme-en-chaleur. So, even when your car is still around the corner, Dona Esposa Legal will flare her nostrils and know that you have been leaping the fence and rutting in other farmyards. It doesn’t worry Mur, who enjoys waking stiff in the solitary night to recapture the day’s joy in a faint odour. But wedded guys, use her immaculate bathroom before departure.

Gentlemen, this has been a ‘tease’, because Suzy is leaving today, Monday, on holiday to Curitiba, spending Carnival with family and returning on March 20th. Muri will be at the airport with a bunch of carnations, a bottle of Champagne, and a hard-on.Tease or no tease, would you be so kind as to allow us to share the scented intimacy of Suzy's 'boudoir' (when she returns)? I mean, Mur, such prosaic things as phone number and where the hell is Quinta do Barão? Yes, Mur, even though I'm a local, I haven't the faintest idea...

Murilloa

02-22-06, 07:32

By all means, sir: sorry to be so coy:

91 459 7733 is the lady's number. She promised that she would be using the same number and the same boudoir on returning to Lusitania's sunlit shores in late March.

Harry Hymes and Mur reported enthusiastically when she first arrived on the scene - search this thread for 'Carcavelos'.

Which gives a clue about location. Some five minutes’ walk N from the church in Carcavelos village, is a recent urbanization called ‘Quinta do Barão’ where you will find Suzy’s hot little nest.

She has also received admiring ‘TDs’ on another web site known to both of us:

http://www.gpguia.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=31147

More about location:

http://www.jf-carcavelos.pt/vista/default.asp

Looking at this aerial view, the Quinta is just above and to the right of the red number (8)

A worthy effort from the local freguesia, but they will not be doing their job for the public until they produce a properly numbered and regularly updated street map of the area, indicating names, services and prices of all the local ladies…

Kama Leão

02-22-06, 18:51

Zé Duron

02-24-06, 03:48

Hi folks!

I just had the previlege to have the company of a former english college friend of mine for the past four days. He got here on saturday and from there on I showed him around. To tell the truth we started on the otherwise decadent classic sunday evening drive!

Saturday was a freebie-try night and the rest was funtime allround! First he was amazed by the prices as I was checking about two clubs and two appartments on sunday late afternoon and evening. On monday I left him at Saldanha, while I was heading to work making sure he had a phone and all the directions with him. I was kind of intrigued what priece the ladies would ask him. I told him 100 gives you an hour, some ask for 120, few for 70 (unfortunately). He only speaks about 20 dirty spanish worlds so I was quite dazzeled when he told me the following: I left him at Saldanha and he wandered around, got to the Sheraton, got inside, got up to the roofbar and ordered some drink. Called the ladies and...none could talk english! After a few calls one woman gave the telephone to a guy! He told him he would get down and pick him up in front of the Portugal Telekom building (just in front). So he did and he finnally made it to the appartment at floor 7th D on door number 3! The best part they didn´t take advantage of him and he had a great time for the following three days there and everywhere he got. He told me most of the places had no clients at early and mid-afternoon and so they were happy to have him!

I think he was delighted with the amount of Brasileiras, and he was glad to pay 100 euros for the hour or more!

Strange that none! of the girls spoke english!
He tried to get to KM (Klub Mirage) but he didn´t get it and was pleased to go to all the avenidas novas brothels in Lisbon.

Murilloa

03-06-06, 22:06

www.asensual.com

Vitória... 964680568

Basement flat in Parede, near the church (go to confession before or after, as you wish) between the Galp station and the marginal.

Not to be confused with two famous blonde Vitórias, one Portuguese chick who graced the brothel in SS Pedreira before sadly disappearing, and the other Brazil babe who worked this same Parede basement (in Portuguese, 'cave') before, also, vanishing into thin air.

Both these blondies Muri would be happy to meet again. Where are they now? Portuguese Vitória was a tall slender beauty. Brazilian Vitória was a horny girl who loved her job, especially the BBBJ part of it.

This new incarnation is from São Paulo, has longish sleek black hair and a full curvy figure without being overweight, yet. The website gives her age as 19, which is plain stupid, by the same scale Muri is 32. But the photos, here,

http://www.asensual.com/gall/displayimage.php?album=13&pos=70

tell no lies about her body. They don't show her face, which is pretty enough, and expressive during the action. She fucks with relish, €50 half an hour, BJ is covered.

Harry Hymes

03-06-06, 22:45

In the last two weeks, up to now, I spent 220 euros.

The bad experience was the place near the tribunal in Cascais. I was there once, some time ago. It got worse. Most of the girls are either fat, cross-eyed or just plainly unatractive. The best looking of the lot was called Carol. The girl in the phone, before I arrived, promised a number of services and availability that simply wasn't there. 50 euro for a half baked CBJ and a half decent fuck. Brazillians all.

Cláudia, in Casa Amarela (read Murilloa's posts below) was fully worth her 40 euro. Beautiful girl, nice attitude, decent CBJ, nice straight fuck. The other girls in the place also seemed promising. Brazillian.

For something more special, there's Patrícia in Amadora. She was on her last day in the place when I visited, told me she was moving to a more central place (bad for people driving, better for people taking the train). The girl charges 30 euro for a BBBJ and sex, no anal. I just enjoyed the BBBJ with CIM. The performance was much more energetic than what I appreciate, actually, but when in a dire need of a blow job, this is a good option. If I find her current phone number, I'll post it. Brazillian.

The best spent money was the 100 euro for Diana, from MK. Absolutely wonderful hour, like a dream. The girl is stunning and lovely. The sex is of the best "girl next door" or "girlfriend" variety. There's space for hard and rough, maybe, but there's also space for tender care, definitively. I hope to be able to get back to MK to stay with Cláudia again. Both these girls are Portuguese.

No Name Cowboy

03-06-06, 23:42

Hi guys, Hi Muri:

Well i´m new here, but i´ve been reading this forum for some time and its like i allready know you, well at least some of you.

Like a good and devoted monger It´s time for me to share with you guys some good intel about hot pussy for sale in Lisbon, at least the ones i have no douts in recomending and that i´m quite surprised that are not mencioned here yet.

So to start, today i´m gonna tell you about this club in Lisbon, situated in the blocks right in front of "El Corte Ingles" shopping center,the Bairro Azul,well not about the club itself, called Garage Klub,rather shitty IMO, but about Carolina, the jewel of the crown in that place.

I´ve noticed that some of you prefer the Portuguese grils to the Brasilian, well so time to meet one more:Carolina is a Portuguese girl, i´d give her about 24/25 yo, tall shes about 175cm plus high heels, big lovelly round bum, long perfect legs, beautiful natural big 38 tits and nice face also, a real horny next door type of girl, if you know what i mean.

This girl sells her companionship for the price of 50€ half an hour and 80 € one hour, which in her case i think its value for money, a real bargain. Her only restrictions are her ass that she wont give away and kisses that she keeps for her boyfriend.

When I got there i picked the half hour program, which is fair enough, for me anyway.

And folks i have have to tell you that this girl provides probably one of the best sucks available in Lisbon Area, at least she would win a medal for this if there was any blow job competition in the olimpics.

She provides a devastating BBBJ, its absolutly amazing to see your dick desapearing all the way in her beautifull mouth and throat.

Amazing the effort i had to make in order not come in her mouth because i still wanted to taste her beautifull pussy and so i did. Started Doggy and finished in the regular Mammy-Daddy.Came all the way over her big tits.

You can check her pics at www.asensual.com and www.acompanhanteslux.com

Highly recomended folks.

Prime Rose

03-07-06, 04:27

Hot Erika, once working in Avenida Roma just disappeared. For sure she doesn´t work there any more.

Did some of the mongers have the luck to meet her recently?

Would be important to track her and not losing such great despenser of pleasure.

Prime Rose

Manucarton

03-07-06, 17:42

Hi,

I read all your information for having good time in Lisbon.

i will be in Lisbon for the next 2 days. Can you advise me adresses for :
- outcall a girl in my hotel for the evening (restaurant + sex)
- the best appartment in town for now.

I went to all these website (appartodox, portalprivado). Are all these photos real ?

Regards all.

Murilloa

03-07-06, 20:14

Manu, the photos are real, as far as you can call photos real in the age of Adobe PhotoShop.

There are some staggeringly beautiful top model style girls on sale in Lisbon for €150 the hour, just as in London there are some gorgeous ladies at £150 the hour.

In both cities, you may enjoy an experience you will remember on your deathbed, or you may get a wooden, bad-tempered mechanical performance to make you wish you had spent the money on drink.

Some of the PP girls do hotels, and no doubt they will not object to eating in a smart restaurant before you take them back to your room to fuck them.

The best apartment in town right now is Mirage Klub... which leads us to

Harry:

welcome back, and yes, indeed, Diana... what more can be said of this priceless young woman?

Manucarton

03-07-06, 20:53

Hi Murilloa,

Could you give the address or phone number of the Mirage Klub?

Thanks again for your advises.

Manu

Harry Hymes

03-08-06, 00:23

Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway, turn left on the first crossing and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left. Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. The ladies are nearby.

(This is also near the place where most of the buses have their final stop here.)

There are 3 Russian ladies here. I was met by two (the other was busy), Ana and Natalie. I'd say they are in their thirties or late twenties. Natalie was quite atractive, in a shy way. Both have more weight than recommended, but not too much. BBBJ with CIM possible. DFK throughout. No anal. 50 euros for one unhurried hour. Cozy place, lovely lovely ladies.

I asked them if they'd be available for a threesome. Yes. 80 euros for one hour for both.

Let's put this thus: Good things have a way of disappearing fast. As this is almost too good and too good value to be true, I'm quite sure they'll be gone before I'll be able to return. That's life, as I have experienced it.

Well, at least you now know about the place.

Murilloa

03-08-06, 08:09

Mirage Klub Rua Rodrigues Sampaio 30A 5 'D'
912 650 077

Metro to Avenida

Map at this link, MK is by the 'p' of 'Sampaio'

http://www.hot-maps.de/europe/portugal/lisbon/homees.html

Hope this helps and be sure to report back: other mongers have been here, enjoyed the benefit of our local knowledge and then have not bothered to describe their experiences - this is the height of discourtesy.

Alfonso

03-09-06, 21:14

Kama Leão

03-10-06, 02:47

What is the SW scene like in Lisbon?
I have read about Intendente red light area -- is this OK to visit during daylight hours (it sounds like Raval area in Barcelona).
Looking for mature latino MILFs with nearby room.

AP.Don't you EVER, EVER, dare go there!!!... It's very much like the last circle of Hell:hard drugs dealing, the kind of hookers you'd pray never to haunt your worst nightmares, you would most likely get mugged in broad daylight!

I'm not sure abouy MILFs. But you can look up the previous post, lots of info there.

Murilloa

03-11-06, 21:06

Yes, be very careful if you think you really must visit Intendente. And if you are seeking MILFs, this is not the place.

Intendente features the full panorama of the street down-and-out drug scene, plus some hapless young African girls, and a handful of GEMAs (Grandmothers Even Murilloa Abstains).

By day this area is scary but visitable if you are that kind of streetwise sociologist. By night... well, Mur has never been there by night, which is why he is alive to write this.

If you want MILFs, read the Correio da Manhã 'convivio' ads, here,

http://classificadoscm.xl.pt/adlist.php

and most days you will find ads like these:

Quarentona... Meiguinha... Peitão 50... Oral Espetacular... Prazer Mútuo... 962964008... 24hrs...

Senhora... Quarentona... Morenaça... Pinguelinho Grandinho... Estimulante... Oral Natural... Saldanha... 964996553

Odivelas... Quarentona convive cavalheiros... Segunda a Domingo... Tm.965850856

Trintona... Loiraça... Peitão 46... Rijinho... Bumbum Brincalhão... Oral natural... 2ª Oportunidade... Sozinha... 960193401

Moscavide... Quarentona toda boa... +Amigas Meiguinhas... Desinibidas... 20 Cravos È 964380890

Trintona... Rechochuda... Peito XXL... Completa... Convívio... Apartamento luxo... 965263337... Linha Estoril...

'quarentona' is forty year old, 'trintona' is thirty-some. But Alfonso you probably speak Spanish and do not need to be told this.

MILFs do not usually appeal to Muri. His ideal is a petite 25 year old Portuguese woman with smooth brown all-over tanned firm body, tight shaven pussy. long brown-auburn hair, tiny cute hands and feet, and wide blue eyes, who is a goddess of the art of love.

Diana.

What the fuck goes on in the Raval quarter of Barcelona?

IchabodCrane12

03-15-06, 00:16

Hi all,

I'm visiting Lisbon in three weeks for a few days. Anyone got useful info on the scene? What is the SW scene like? Any clubs that are not tourist rip-off merchants? Apartments/Brothels? Black/Brazilian girls? I don't speak Portuguese, unfortunately. Not familiar with city so pretty exact addresses would be helpful.

Thanking everyone in advance.

Kama Leão

03-15-06, 01:34

GabrielSilva

03-15-06, 04:18

Dear Alfonso,

Even disagreeing partly. . I must however praise both Murilloa´s and Kama Leao´s advice and protective attitude concerning your eventual visit to the area of Intendente.

Yes. Intendente is in general terms similar to Raval in Barcelona. A bit more run down. More exposed. And yet more breathtaking for those who seek a more hard core sort of ultimate experience in terms. Of street survival and smartness. A little of a road movie. Bronx late hours sort of experience transfered to sexual and mongering adventure.

I am probably one of the few portuguese that have acquainted this area in his early teenage. So I do know what I am speaking about.

Intendente is in fact an area where I used to take students when I decided to get to know them better in any available budget pensao. After some excruciating days or weeks of imposed celibacy.

It was a quite genuine area with its sociological idosyncrasies. Like spoting a pimp. Sharpening his nails with one of their menacing spring pocket knives. But let me tell you something. In those years. Intendente was a safe heaven and a pearl compared for instance to Bairro Alto or even Cais do Sodre. Which were the infamous areas of Lisbon.

With time Intendente has degraded. And has both above mentioned distinguished members have stated it has become a nest for drugaddicted acid head hoes and small time drug dealers or pushers, has one calls them in street slang!

But nothing more than that. If you preserve your coolness, do not overindulge in alcohol or other substances. Do not show off or hostilize anybody and keep the senses for distance and approach, if you do so you ll not be in danger. Unless you try to stop somebody running with a knife in his hand. And you would like to play the hollywood sort of hero.

I am a veteran of some of the most dangerous countries in this world. I have seen some honky tonky stuff in Intendente like a guy getting a bad trip and trying to stab people that would step into his way. But this you can see in Amsterdam, Hamburg, Seville or in any other city in Europe or elsewhere.

As I said before, it is worth the visit if you appreciate world music. Some joints have the genuine feeling of West African music with the Kwassa Kwassa or the Zoukouss rythms or even the Coladeira from the Cape Verde Islands. And the decor of the inevitable african female exotic seduction!

So in other wordS it is one of the few places in Europe that you can come across the real maccoy in terms of experiencing an african home away feeling. Believe me I have worked and been to most West Africa with Congo, Senegal and Nigeria included. And that gentlemen takes the cake in terms of danger. Intendente is by no means nearby that reality.

Apart of your mongering aims it can be worth a visit. To experience something new.

Tell me about it if you feel for it. And happy discovery voyage!

Murilloa

03-15-06, 22:29

Gabrielsilva

Truly interesting. There are some mongers here who only visit once to ask for information and who cannot even bother themselves to read back a few pages to find it.

Then after their visit to Lisbon, they do not even trouble themselves to write a report.

They will not be seeking a history lesson.

But Muri and others would enjoy hearing about the old times in Cais do Sodré (now a parody of a dead-red-light-district) and Bairro Alto (now a grafitti-and-caipirinha park for tourists)

tell us, senhor.

Something to entertain Muri who has had a financial setback and therefore a long spell in sex prison coming up.

Diana - can you see the old asshole in the prison uniform waving his soiled handkerchief at you from between the bars of the high security cell on the top floor of the jail?

That's your Muri...stay chaste, babe, stay faithful until his sentence ends.

Kama Leão

03-16-06, 02:13

As I said before, it is worth the visit if you appreciate world music.A bit beside the point, don't you think?

On the other hand, after visiting Intendente, Alfonso might probably acquire Van Gogh's ear for music.

Apart of your mongering aims it can be worth a visit. To experience something new.

(...)

And happy discovery voyage! Discovery, most certainly. "Happy", I beg to differ.

Carlos Primeros

03-16-06, 05:01

Hallo Garielsilva -

I know Intendente since 1974 when I was a young soldier waiting to be ordered to Angola. During these days you have seen a lot of the young lads with very little money there and it was a kind of low(est) prostitution there. There had been a lot of cheap alcohol there but not real drugs - I assume in those days the hoes did not earn enough for this. - Remember how poor it was (and is)? Dirty little Pensaos (5€ for the trick), cheap perfume, nothing to clean up - juck!!!

I agree with you - it is still little Western Africa in Lisboa. But I must admit - I had enough of Western Africa.

Carlos

GabrielSilva

03-16-06, 06:36

Dear Friends,

I intended to write an extensive report about the good old times around the infamous quarters of Lisbon that I happened to mention in my previous report in order to cater for Mr. Muriloas curiosity!

I did not intend to be disrespectful or aim any pretentious criticism to your previous reports, but solely to cast some light into an area that has been in my opinion depicted as extremely dangerous,which in my humble opinion does not deserve that severe criticism.

I saw words like : " the last circle of hell ", and even taking into account that the author of those words is deliberatly exagerating to create an impact upon the cautiousness of our presumptive visitor Alfonso it still is in my opinion unfair to allocate such a label to the area in which a lot of honourable Lisboners live .

Earlier today I had in fact written an historical synopsis about the other two areas : Cais Sodre and Bairro Alto vis a vis Intendente, unfortunately I am a very clumsy internet user and I have the bad habit of letting every beauty step into my messanger ,and ask me for whatever whims that may cross their lovely minds.

Therefore today when I was about to finish that report , an extensive one by the way, some young lady from Oporto decided to ask me to send her some music by the MSN, and the whole vanished just as by magic, and of course I got quite frustrated , since I was having quite a hint of inspiration while writng those lines !

So I appologize for that, honestly I had been quite grateful to have given you some funny stories to laugh about !

Other opportunities will come to keep the promise and I enjoy the opotunity to salute all the members of the Lisbon board , Mr Murilloa in particular which I in an earlier report that i Submited in the mid January in the Colombian section I praised for his values and his talented literary ability !

Well I hope to be able to return as soon as possible with that promised report .

Once again my sinceres apologies for this flaw ,other opportunities will araise .

Greetings to everybody from Sweden from the city of Gothenburg.

Zé Duron

03-16-06, 18:49

Not much has happened lately, only a few visits to Saldanha´s 100 dolar parlours and… a visit to the newly discovered Vip Bar near Sintra.

It seems incredible but this place is not new but one had never heard of it before someone posted about it in gpguia. Finally there is a forum for Portuguese native speakers (as well as a translation for every foreigner). But I promise myself and every reader I will stick sticky as always to this pioneer forum. My nick is the same in gpguia, just to mention.

I got there easily, just took the terrible IC 19, got of just before enchanting Sintra, following direction of Ericeira-Mafra, continued on this new highway till it ended a few miles after and got on with the trip leaving the directions of Ericeira behind and followed to Pero Pinheiro and at the next intersection I got in front where it says Lameiras I believe and 100 yards later there was a little left turn saying «Vip». I got there early at half past ten in the night the parking lot was still shamelessly empty. I immediately felt under cover, no one could possibly know me around here. Got into the bar past a window door, not those all metal full jacket type of door! That looked pleasing.

Inside the place looked like any medium sized bar, a bit dark with around 50 couch seats, four customers and about 5 girls from Brazil. Upstairs you can find the a snooker table and…the rooms of course. Got myself a beer and took a seat by myself to check out the ambiance! Paula, a big Brazilian blond approached me, nice voice and conversation but I passed. Next I demanded a tall brunette to take a place next to me. Her name was Fernanda and we had a nice chat but at a closer look she was not my style. I asked for a friend of her, she said the blonde one? That is Janette! Janette came over in her high heel boots wearing a black long dress. She had a nice dirty smile, not anything beautiful but *****ly sexy! I liked her look and we shared a smoke or two. No paying drinks was needed and we talked about what would be possible with her. She stated the same as the former girls: 40 for 20 min. In the forum I read 35 was the hanging price but I learnt differently. Anyway after a few smokes I decided to have her! Sex was straight and with condom as usual and as I recommend it in places like this! She sucks and fucks for 20 min showing good talent.

I will return to this place was what I was thinking when I came down the stairs! And I will!

No Name Cowboy

03-16-06, 19:53

Hello Zé,

Glad some of you finally found the way to those rare and hidden places in the Lisbon area were you can have a late night fuck with a young, nice looking brasilian girl at affordable prices.

Personnaly I think its outrageous to pay 200 € for half an hour of hurried and lousy sex, but. Well that´s me.

If you return there, and I think you will, like I do anyway, I strongly recomend you to fuck Sofia, the tall brunette, with long perfect legs, round perfect brasilian ass. For me the best fuck in that place at the moment, far better than Janete that I also fucked some time ago, and that I already know for quite so time.

This Sofia for 40 € gives her mouth, pussy and ass away, in all Kamasutra positions you can imagine always keeping a smiling face of whom you fell really enjoys and takes pleasure herself also while working...Well this girl working or not likes to fuck and that makes sex far more spiccier...Thats it.

Them you tell me Zé. If you don't like her you can envoice me the 40 €.

Murilloa

03-16-06, 23:50

Thank you for kind words GS, which Muri did not see back in January in the Colombia section.

Ay, ay, hijo de todas las putas... to be in Colombia now, instead of sex prison...

But financial matters may not be as disastrous as painted recently, so a prompt return to action is a distinct possibility.

Just like Ze D, Mur had not heard of the VIP place before immersing himself in local folklore and intensive Portuguese lessons over at GPGuia.

On the 'to do' list...

R The Man

03-19-06, 02:33

Thanks to the good fellow mongers at WSG (especially Murilloa), my brief visit to Lisbon was a success. Since I was staying at a 5-star hotel, I decided to start with a fancy nightclub, and I had a good idea what to expect.

Went to Gallery, easy to find, but at 9:30 pm it was still empty with many waiters but no girls. They started coming in but they ate dinner first, so was surrounded by a bevy of good looking girls (7 to 9’s) eating. At past 10 some girls arrived to walk around. The first girl to approach was a sweet Brasilia called Julia – short with good curves and obvious man-mades. She spoke a little English, so we were able to communicate. She was a lot of fun, easy to talk to, and quite sexy with holding hands and touching body parts. She was quite pretty with sexy full lips, so when she suggested €200 for no time limit, I decided not to shop further.

We went back to my hotel after paying my €40 for 3 drinks (2 beer for me and a port for her) and there she continued to be fun and easy going. She had a full but toned body with a nice ass. Kissed well even if only LFK, and the only disappointment was no BBBJ. She gave a nice CBJ though, and then we fucked in several positions, with her initiating reverse doggie with me sitting down and her standing. We finally finished with a hard standing doggie, with me yelling into her great ass. Afterwards she said she came, which wasn’t usual for her, but she may have been acting. Whatever, she was still lovely, cuddling and talking, and finally finishing with a decent massage. I was too wrecked to go again, but she stayed over 2 hours and we had a great GFE experience. I don’t usually like or need the emotional fix, but she was so attentive and tried so hard with her English that she was quite endearing. So, I would recommend if someone likes petite with decent manmades and attentive service. L 8.5, A 9.5, S 8. Next time, Mirage Klub!

R The Man

03-19-06, 02:37

Tried this MP-type apartment near the Sofitel on Ave Liberdade. Again, had no trouble finding the place thanks to detailed instructions from Muri.

Had a choice of 5 or 6 Brasilias, ranging from 6 to 8. Chose Veronica, a petite blonde. Toned body, perky tits, slightly chunkier bottom than I usually like, but an interesting feature was that she had full braces on her teeth. Wasn’t sure how that would be but her DFK and BBBJ were terrific – perhaps because of the danger factor? She didn’t speak much English, but was sweet and accommodating, so we finished in missionary with me holding her arms above her head. Very nice for the €100/hr. L 8, A 8, S 9.

The hostess was particularly nice…after meeting all the girls, she came in and told me that the girls thought I was handsome and offered two girls for me! I would go back (and I did!).

MI

R The Man

03-19-06, 02:41

For my last Lisbon experience, I went back to MK on a Saturday afternoon, and was shown by the hostess 3 lovely ladies, including the previous Veronica (who did not look as cute somehow on 2nd look). Decided to take the prettiest girl, which was the hostess, who was dressed in sexy lingerie and spoke good English. When asked her name again, she said Diana, and I thought, My God, I’ve struck gold with Murilloa’s goddess! She was as he described…young, pretty, slim, with perky breasts and an easygoing attitude. My hopes abounded for a truly memorable session.

Alas, my session with Diana did not match the rapture experienced by Muri. Although the shared shower was sensuous and fun, she turned out to have too many restrictions for me. No kissing, BBBJ or DATY (which I don’t usually do, but her slim ass and legs and beautiful nether region tempted me to no end). Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t think so, being a very clean and respectful gentleman client. Soft kisses over the body were nice, but the CBJ wasn’t anything special. Still, she was small and tight, and being buried to the hilt in a such a pretty young thing is still all good. We did a couple of positions, and I finished again in missionary, with a powerful orgasm. Maybe not the best experience, but still very pleasant. L 8.5, A 8, S 6. I wouldn’t repeat with her simply because I like BBBJ and kissing too much.

But, thanks to all for posting and helping a visitor to your splendid city. I can't wait to return and try out other hobbying venues.

MI.

No Name Cowboy

03-20-06, 15:40

Hy Folks:

Another girl that you deserve to know about, just in case you pass by the sunny town of Cascais,and fell like having some action is Rafaela.

Rafaela is a stunning blonde brasilian girl, 29 yo, about 170 cm, perfect long legs, nice boobs and a cock stiffning brasilian ass that will drive you nuts...

IMHO shes also one of the sweetest girls i´ve known in this "business".

I´ve already been with her for 3 times but i think i will come back for some more. It seems i just dont get tired of her, although i´m not the "regular client" type of monger, but well, this one as become somehow an exception to that rule.

She works in a very nice apartment near the Rugby field in Cascais and 50 € is what will cost you one hour of what i consider a "premium" experience in terms of financially induced sex relationships...That makes time spent with her surelly to be among the best, if not the best Quality / Cost Ratio available in the market.

You can check her pics at www.asensual.com but i must warn you that the photos dont make her justice, shes a lot more than that live.

No Name Cowboy

03-24-06, 03:32

Another girl i fucked last weekend was Leticia from Oeiras, a sweet brasilian amerindian, well known already here, specially with Muri.

I´ve been with her quite a few times, mainly because of three factors:

1) Shes nice and sweet and sucks better than average IMHO

2) Shes available 24/7

3) The price is also very nice.

So from time to time i go to Oeiras for an emergency late night fuck in Leticia´s place. And I've always been very well treated.

She's what I call value for money

Murilloa

03-25-06, 17:49

Muri's turn to beg for information.

Johnnie, where exactly has that trusty 'emergency' girl Leticia installed her new nest? Sadly she's no longer by the Palmeiras Shopping centre so the days of sex followed by Sushi are past.

But how deep into the Oeiras labyrinth has she gone? Last time Mur called the number another Brazil babe answered and the directions were incomprehensible, at least to this extrangeiro......

No Name Cowboy

03-25-06, 18:06

I found her in an apartment block zone behind the Camara Municipal de Oeiras Muri.

If you go by car you have to go up the road just on the right side of the camara municipal building, then you follow straight ahead for about 400 mts and you turn at your 2nd road in your left, then you must be in a large avenue that leeds you to the Oeiras Park Shopping center area, in the middle of this avenue you see a Totta Bank, once there you turn right and go straight ahead for 200 mts. you then will see a butcher called "Talho do Victor" in this buildings.

Those are the same blocks where sweet Leticias love nest is, so once there you have to park, and the door nº is 7, the entrance is by the parking lot area.

Have a nice fuck with Leticia Muri.

Kama Leão

03-25-06, 18:48

Kama Leão's turn to beg for information.

Muri, do you have any inside information on the whereabouts of Suzy from Carcavelos? You had so generously told us that, from the 20th March on, she would return to the fair shores of Lusitania. As you might easily guess, from the very early hours of that day, I've been trying to call her to no avail: the call is always directed to her voice-mail and there's no way I can reach her.

Pray tell me: is the demure goddess gone for good? Is there the slightest chance that sex-hungry Kama Leão might taste the aroma of the nymph?

And while we're on the subject: don't argue on vile financial aspects (yes, go ahead, be poor and wondrously happy, and bravely burn your last 100€!...) and walk proudly and firmly towards Classic Ladies. Alexandra - the supreme sex-experience that, many years from now, a very old and still vaguely turned-on by the Feminine Principle Muri will go on boring his granchildren to death with - is back on stage until the end of this very month!!! Afterwards, she'll be gone for good.

You wouldn't like to be known as Muri-the-one-that-never-really-knew-Heaven, would you?

Simon Pooh

03-25-06, 18:54

Coming to Lisbon on Monday to Wednesday next week and staying at Sofitel.

Any recommendations for entertainment.

Alfonso

03-25-06, 19:38

GabrielSilva

03-26-06, 01:16

[QUOTE=Alfonso]Intendente sounds a dangerous area. So is Raval in Barcelona (after dark). In daytime it is scuzzy but you can find SWs who want to do business.

Ola Alfonso.

This is becoming a habit! Well. I may not be the most indicated guide or mongering pilot!

But what the heck even despite being far. Far away from by beloved city of Lisbon and not having set my foot on national soil for the last 12 years I still think that Avenida da Liberdade would cater for your primary needs, if you mean street walkers and nearby pensiones!

Well I do not envy you! I just got myself a good deal over the phone. Some norwegian couple just have had the freshness to invite me over for a menage a trois.

Well I met them yesterday outside a strip-tease club that I have refered in the Swedish section earlier. I normally do some shuttle service for the visitors and strippers of that famous club, and sometimes I get involved in such crazy offers!

A couple of weeks ago I endep up with a 21 year old brunette stunt of half american and venezuelan ancestry from the fathers side and swedish from the mother. So You can just imagine the beauty. Lovely brown eyes. Darker hair. Slim body, like top model and green /greyish eyes and lots of temperamento and latin sensuality and swedish sexual perseverance!

Since I could not bring her to my apartment. You know. And she still lived with her parents in their pent house. What a feeling of horny despair. We both wanted to score and I was trying to find a place since it was already daylight that Sunday morning and we did not want to invite curious eyes into our first sexual date. The car runing out of gas. She panting in despair. Crazy life!

Well we ended up inside my car at the edge of a snow coated golf course both naked inside the car. Doing swedish gymnastics other then the one normaly aimed for golfers!

She called me back a few nights ago so I assume that she enjoyed that adventure in the wilderness, but unfortunately I could not score again with her that night due to professional reasons, but somehow is a relief even if I am middle aged 46. And she was a cutie, so she might just be gone forever, its like gambling easy come easy go!

Sorry Alfonso. I just got a little bit carried away, it may be the feeling of antecipation about what fate is going to bring with this norwegian couple. Who are going to call me in about one hours time!

Alfonso getting back to your subject, if you pick up Correio da Manha, there are plenty of ladies of diferent ages and kinds that will be able to quench your desire, and most are located in the central areas of avenidas novas such as for instance Saldanha which match no comparison for the better in terms of safety then those exposed areas that we mentioned in the earlier postings.

Saludos

Gab

Kama Leão

03-26-06, 02:02

Far away from by beloved city of Lisbon and not having set my foot on national soil for the last 12 years I still think that Avenida da Liberdade would cater for your primary needs, if you mean street walkers and nearby pensiones!That's what being "far away from your beloved city of Lisbon and not having set your foot on national soil for the last 12 years" does to you!...

Avenida da Liberdade is no longer what it used to be. And the same goes to your "romantic" view of the ethnic "melting pot" of Intendente.

Happy ménage-à-trois!

Murilloa

03-26-06, 12:08

A busy Saturday night on this board!

So, kind and good colleagues, - in no special order:

Simon Pooh: At the Sofitel you are perfectly placed. Take the time to read through pages and pages of information here on this friendly board. Begin with Man1 who recently stayed at the Sofi and had a very disappointing visit, getting laid only three times in 36 hours. We English boys do not have the sexual energy of the locals. If you read this whole board attentively, your only problem will be making up your mind where to begin.

Gabriel Silva: a Norwegian 'ménage à trois', indeed? I hope your pious Portuguese mother isn't reading this on a Sunday of all things. The ungodly North has corrupted you. Next thing we hear, you'll be attending one of those disgusting, satanic 'sacred rose' parties in London...

have fun, whatever you do and wherever it goes.

Johnnie: Many thanks. Tomorrrow, se deus quiser, Mur will reacquaint himself with our Amerindan sweetie. She's just picked up a negative TD down at the Guia, so she may need to be cheered up by an old familiar... face. Talho Victor - cut me some prime 'lombo'...

and last but not least, Kama L: yes, the continuing absence of Suzy is frustrating and worrying. Mur hasn't reached the voicemail: the number he uses, which is the one she had in the CM, 913473133, has been inherited by two women who advertise themselves as students, Portuguese, first timers... Mur supposed they were keeping the apartment warm while Suzy was away. But Thursday, that number was answered by a Brazilian voice which laughed sarcastically and said 'There's no Suzy at this number, there's never been a Suzy here, forget Suzy!'

Forget Suzy? As if that were possible. Let us still hope that her majestic voluptuosity is biding another week in Curitiba, soon to bring fragrant springtime and a rush of lifegiving sap to Lusitania's eager mongers. When this happy event occurs, Mur will take out a full-page ad in CM to spread the gospel.

Sunday morning... to church, or to the Yellow House? That is the question, that is the existential dilemma, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...

Kama Leão

03-26-06, 15:09

Sunday morning... to church, or to the Yellow House? That is the question, that is the existential dilemma, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...Don't know about Sunday. But, mark my words, save the little (?) you have for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday with The-Amazing-Otherworldly-Supernatural-Mind Expanding-Ball Exploding-Alexandra-Experience!

Alfonso

03-26-06, 19:57

Avenida da Liberdade is no longer what it used to be. And the same goes to your "romantic" view of the ethnic "melting pot" of Intendente.

Is the action poor on Avenida da Liberdade? Can you suggest other reasonably safe areas in Lisbon where there are SWs and nearby pensions?

If not, I may have to try the Correio da Manha.

AP.

No Name Cowboy

03-26-06, 22:13

Muri,

I think that you can rest, your Susi from Carcavelos as been reported as being back in Portugal, so they say in GPGuia.

Have a nice trip to Carcavelos.

GabrielSilva

03-27-06, 03:00

[QUOTE=Murilloa]A busy Saturday night on this board!

GabrielSilva

03-27-06, 03:20

Dear Mur ,

I really enjoyed your funny comment about my lack of sexual decency and moral values having been shettered in this Scandinavian diaspora !

Well in fact, I had submitted a report about that threesome, and I happened to bring up some interesting points of view that I was delighted to present to the forum.

But guess what happened ?

When I was submitting the report and pressed the button something was telling me the server was not available , than I tried a couple of more times,and as a result, the whole thing just vanished !

This is not the first time it also happened a few weeks ago after being done with an extensive report!

It is regretable mostly because it took me almost one hour to put some thoughts together and write it, damn it !

Well, I still hope that it might have gone through but I doubt it, since the sign for sucessfully having submitted the report did not show up!

Well I ll try to submit a shorter one....by tomorrow

greetings to everybody

Gab

Murilloa

03-27-06, 07:17

Well, Alfonso, if you 'have to' try CM there are just 21 pages of ads online this morning.

Unfortunately a search for Carcavelos offers 11 announcements - a full football team - but none of them is Suzy and none of them features her old number. We must continue to watch and hope, and make do with one of the other few thousand charming Lisbon ladies who will exchange sex for money today.

Now, Alexandra of Classic ladies, KL: didn't it say somewhere in the Guia that she is about to leave Portugal and is only accepting bookings from regular visitors? Should Mur ring up self-importantly and say "Alexandra, we have never met, but do not miss the chance to be reviewed by Murilloa?"

Kama Leão

03-27-06, 11:51

Should Mur ring up self-importantly and say "Alexandra, we have never met, but do not miss the chance to be reviewed by Murilloa?"

Yes, yes, yes and yes! Mur definitely SHOULD!!!...

No Name Cowboy

03-27-06, 14:28

Muri you can check Leticia´s pictures in this site:

http://www.portalprive.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=27&Itemid=9

Murilloa

03-27-06, 21:56

not sure whether suzi was really back in town. and lacking a reason or excuse to take the yellow train out west to carcavelos or cascais. (rafaela, top of the to-do list)

but glad to take recent advice.

though still lacking funds.

shit, though, as kl pointed out, what do funds matter? to hell with petty monetary worries. bankrupt muri dressed up as mr hyde the upright english gent, robbed a couple of service stations at gunpoint, accumulated €100 and...

and...

and had one of the most devastatingly wonderful sexual experiences of his life.

alexandra, classic ladies, 5 de outubro, is a small, curvy, mid-thirties gorgeous funny intelligent sensitive nymphomaniac beauty with clever brown eyes and curly hair whose oral skills left muri without speech, breath or sperm.

an hour of sex and conversation which took mur to an unheard-of level of euphoric delight in the 'ewigweiblich' as our german brothers say. no idea what german for 'anal' might be... der anal, vielleicht? das anal? anyhow, this activity also, not usually a favourite, was generously bestowed and vigorously enjoyed.

and the second 'opportunity'...? mur would tell you, but his hands are shaking.

this delicious woman has acquired some physical imperfections (fer fuck's sake, so has mur) but she is still so... hate the word... 'cute' and also so raunchy. imagine being the hero of a jane austen novel and finding on your wedding night that miss elizabeth sucks your cock for half an hour then begs you to take her ass.

she says she is from curitiba. like suzy.

good god, are all the curitiba women blessed with the same talents? get muri a job there! as a street sweeper! just to look at alexandra passing by, and touch the ground she treads upon!

enough. you have understood. she is, as reported in guia, considering returning to brazil for ever. heartbreaking.

muri approves in theory of the guia campaign to boycott ladies who ask over €50. but alexandra, like diana in her completely different way, is worth every cent. so it's difficult to be militant about this politico-economic initiative. like socialism, it is a nice idea in theory but..

but, mur will need to see alexandra again before she boards the varig plane, if it costs him his next month's salary.

and he also needs to caress diana's small firm flawless body again, soon. and he also has to check out rafaela in cascais.

sponsorship deal, anyone?

joy for ever to our hobby, gentlemen, when it brings us a woman like this. and hearftelt thanks for the recommendation.

GabrielSilva

03-28-06, 05:13

dear mur,

finally a chef d ouvre or ...whatever you may call it a spendid master piece of the most prolific ( even if you run out of sperm) ... novelistic style in the mongering hobby of the whole world wide isg !

absolutely dazzling and breathtaking!

probably as much as you have experienced post coitum in the spendid company of that fiery lady!

and if she managed to take your breath and speech, you mur did take my sleep for i was heading to bed after a few exhausting hours of chating with my female friends on the net, when i opened this section and after reading a a couple of your lines i was trapped !

once again you proved to be the most subtle and ingeniously humouristic writer in this forum, and i absolutely mean it, as i actually read through most of the reports presented from different countries!

the portuguese section should be very proud of your literary skills and novelistic style. i really do think this is no news to any of us, nevertheless i could not go to sleep without sending a few words of appreciation.

greetings from sweden

gab

Kama Leão

03-28-06, 17:46

And hearftelt thanks for the recommendation.

We aim to please.

Now, plunge further into the abyss and try Luciana.

TheCatsMeow88

03-29-06, 00:36

The header describes my simple request. Everyone is raving about Alexandra and I want to check it out for myself.

Kama Leão

03-29-06, 02:42

The header describes my simple request. Everyone is raving about Alexandra and I want to check it out for myself.

There's no website.

Murilloa

03-30-06, 21:18

Suzy has returned from Curitiba to Carcavelos.

She used her vacation wisely, acquiring a tan line at Florianopolis. This 30-ish, big but not flabby, curvy voluptuous 'blonde' woman maintains an impeccable apartment and a discreet intelligent service. Her OWO is first-rate. So is her lingerie. Lust is tempered by respect and it is impossible to treat this good caring sensitive woman as a wh*re.

Newly recommended to those who journey to the suburbs from time to time. Her nest is five minutes walk from Carcavelos station.

A reassuring island of permanence in our hectic transient world: and many thanks to 'qrd' from gpguia who relocated this steady favourite.

Talking of steady favourites, it's ten days since Muri last fucked Diana!

So, steal another €100, descend to the Metro, and,

"Proxima estacâo: AVENIDA!"

Zé Duron

04-03-06, 23:53

Well this is the post about the infamous and well known Patrícia do Borel, a hoovertronic cock sucker! The best oral job I had in years and years.

Get your clothes of and relax yourself!

But let me start in a proper way!
Contact: 96 864 21 24
Where? In Queluz
When? From noon till 23:00.
How much? 40 euros for oral without and straight sex.
Who? Patrícia a Brazilian red hair, quite tall, about 170 cm, she wears her hair very short lengthening her beautiful neck. She has big tits, with big nipples, hanging a bit but waiting for a full pair of hands to grab and squeeze. Long and slim legs that end at a tinny untypical ass for a Brazilian woman, still nice. She has a bit of fat on her belly but nothing that bad to report about now that I think about it. Her **** wears little or no pubic hair. Her smile is great showing nice lips and deep brown eyes. Her skin tone is whitish. She looks like a tall Danish reddish brunette.

Her skills? Great kissing, wonderful sucking, licking your torso, legs, balls and prick! And hovering you all over till you come in her mouth. She takes the sword all the way down and pumps till you feel almost paine, but in fact it´s just freedom and pleasure!

Wild! Wild and Wild!

Zé Duron

04-08-06, 03:24

Finally this pearl has a site...
IMHO she looks much better alive!

http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=15

Murilloa

04-13-06, 14:26

everyone has heard of the russian scientist ivan petrovich pavlov (1849-1936). for his contribution to the struggle against capitalism, he trained dogs to drool at the sound of a buzzer. lenin himself wrote a decree (1921) noting “the outstanding scientific services of academician i.p. pavlov, which are of enormous significance to the working class of the whole world”.

mur experienced a pavlovian reaction of his own, the other day.

he set out to ride rafaela, of cascais, recommended by a senior man at gpguia. the weather was fine at last, and with a merry song he skipped down the rua do alecrim, paying respects, as always, to the statue of literary monger eça de queiroz (1845-1900), who is portrayed offering posterity the fine naked breasts of a long-ago ‘garota’.

here: http://www.quidgest.pt/imag_joaov/eca.jpg the breasts are just like those of the beautiful diana, (1981- ) to be enjoyed at mirage klub, just up the street from eça's law studio).

at the foot of the steep hill, the cais do sodré with its decayed ex-red-light district. across the terrifying avenida 24 de julio, to the station. that fuckin’ station is still being rebuilt, after almost two years. why? for euro 2004, the portuguese proved they can erect a state-of the-art stadium (two or three in fact) in about ten minutes, so what is the problem at cais do sodré station?

perhaps they made the mistake of hiring english architects and builders.

anyhow, mur still fantasises that the remodelled terminus, when it eventually opens, will feature a mongers’ executive club lounge, with stimulating drinks and high-protein snacks for sex-commuters, discounts for frequent fuckers from isg and the ‘guia’, plus online plasma-screen updates about the availability of the estoril portalprivado babes or the latest menu at the yellow house.

the train speeds along the beautiful seashore, with its varied cargo of workers, students, tourists and middle-aged sex fiends. the passing stations are like a roll of honour from the pages of correio da manhâ.

alcantara (2 meninas lindas, estudantes, portuguesas. sigilo.)

algês (estupenda novidade brasileira!!! 20a... busto 42 natural... 24h)

paço d’arcos (aninha... 19a... casada... marido ausente...)

oeiras (selma... loirinha... 24a... simpática... meiguinha... depiladinha... lingerie)

and after oeiras,

carcavelos.

murilloa springs nimbly off the carriage and trots down the stairs among a crowd of young surfers. they head right, for the beach, he turns left into the underpass, back up to street level on the other side of the tracks, along past the shopping centre, left again, and then and only then…

“we were going to cascais, mur, don’t you remember?” says his tiny trouser-companion.

“well, indeed, so we were, my boy, so we were. but i can explain. i have just undergone what we intellectuals call a pavlovian reaction. seeing the sign for carcavelos station, my organism's central nervous system automatically registered a ‘fuck-suzy’ stimulus, which translated itself into copious involuntary salivation and an equally unpremeditated and unselfconscious exit from the train. how fascinating. pavlov’s work remains of the utmost relevance to the working classes of the world.”

“the scientific shit is cool, but what about my fuck?”

“ah, yes, young fella, well we now have two options. either we return to the station and wait nineteen minutes for the next westbound comboio, or we obey pavlov and proceed to quinta do barão and suzy."

“i say let’s fuck suzy.”

and that is what we did.

pavlov 1, rafaela 0.

Murilloa

04-13-06, 17:53

... so a few days later, funds and energies had accumulated again, and Mur went west once more. Like Odysseus facing the sirens, he tied himself into the seat of the train so as not to be tempted at Carcavelos, and half an hour after making his way through the shambles at Cais do Sodré, he was basking in the spring sunlight outside Cascais station, calling Rafaela.

Engaged.

Took a walk, called again.

Engaged.

Did some shopping, called again, had a Guinness, called again, ate a ‘rissol de bacalhau’, called again, bought chewing gum to mask smell of Guinness and ‘rissol’, called again…

Engaged every time.

Had a brainwave, called Eduarda, who apparently shares Rafaela’s premises.

Engaged.

Muri now needed a fuck, and went to the house by the Tribunais, where once ugly little Martinha pleasured him week after week. The house is still open, but seems to have become a specialist niche residence for fat ladies. This is truly not Muri’s scene: a voluptuous goddess like Suzy is fine, but his first choice will always be slim petite babes like Martinha, Diana, Lori. The four ladies who introduced themselves here were just too plump.

Anyhow, he chose the least laden and most appealing babe, Kelly in her black stockings, long blonde hair and horny squinty eyes. (had she taken something a little more powerful than Guinness, or is she always like this? Someone else will have to find out.)

She turned in a manic performance. Kept on and on talking, like a hack porn actress, “ooooh, yes, big boy oooh now let’s see that monster, naughty boy, I’m getting so wet for you, big boy” etc. She was also something of a dominatrix. She ordered Muri to undress her. Ordered him to tongue her nipples, ordered him to suck her clit, ordered him to stand her up against the wall in her high heels and take her anus, ordered him to slam her furiously in missionary position, and finally ordered him to tear off the condom and shoot in her mouth. Muri obeyed each of these orders like a good soldier, and left feeling pleasantly light-headed.

But he still hasn’t had Rafaela.

Dsmurth

04-15-06, 17:15

I have not been in Lisbon in a few months, "props" to Mur for the guidance when I was there as I scored some amazing talent. I return to the forum on Lisbon only to read "The Adventures of Murillo". ISG should pay you just to write. Brilliant and I must say mongering in Lisbon is very lucrative.

Peaceful

04-15-06, 22:56

Patricia - the queen of oral, at least in my opinion.

I’ve never had such a bad and great (bb)bj in my life, she was giving me spasms in my face with such intensity and violence in the sucking! She is focused and licks, sucks, drools, uses her mouth, tongue, hands and gives a fabulous service – then pop. She cleaned herself and started round two (you should really haste yourself because time is running sharp. If you pop soon you'll get a second chance, in other case I think you won't). Although she isn’t tight, wet and hot as I like she moves with energy, just like we expect from a brazilian woman. A very GFE experience that I will certainly repeat, after all, this was the best TD I have ever had! The girl is tall, pretty, not slim but also not fat, big breasts, short hair, some belly, and very friendly. She is way hotter in real than in the pictures.

She is attending in Queluz (near the Belas train station) and the price for half hour of her company is 40€. You can see photos of her and her contact on http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=15

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One question for Murilloa: Did you ever got back to the Poço? You said a Irina 3 was coming (some months ago), have you met her? I still regret for letting Irina 2 escape, I now know who she was, I once saw her in distance and we traded glances, she was black haired, with leather jacket as you said, and sat on a car but I wasn’t alone so I didn’t approach, then the next time she was back to Romania. I still haven’t gone to Poço, those two that approached me that time I told you were bad-looking and raised my anxiety about SW so. I still haven’t "walked the street".

Best of fuck and a good Easter,

Peaceful.

IchabodCrane12

04-17-06, 05:27

Here's a brief report of my stay in Lisbon. I had taken a lot of addresses and information from the previous posts on this site and was eager to sample the Lisbon scene for myself.

The first evening I decided to visit the Mirage Klub (MK) at 30A Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 5D. Not hard to find and not far from where I was staying. The apartment was clean and tidy. After being introduced to the girls (there were about 6-7 if I can recall correctly) I decided on a Portuguese lady called Laura. She was a quite tall, slim lady with dirty-blonde hair, and was wearing a sexy one-piece lace bodysuit. E100 for the hour. She was quite good even with the language barrier, although no kissing or BBBJ or A. I left satisfied.

Later in the night I went to check out the club scene. I ended up at Elefante Branco at 83A Rua Luciano Cordeiro at about 11pm. No entrance fee. The plan was to just look around and not spend any of my hard-earned money there, at least for the first night. I caught the eye of a black South African lady called Jessica and pretty soon she soon came over and started to chat with me. She was tall and slim with wonderfully long legs, and I lost all ability to function in a fiscally reasonable manner. My plan went out the window. We bargained down to E200 for an hour (I know, I know) and journeyed to my hotel.

Once there we got down to business. Jessica stripped off to reveal a bit of a big ass and a somewhat flabby stomach, which didn't really cool my ardour any I have to say, but it was her performance that was the letdown, it being somewhat perfunctory. No BBBJ, no kissing, no real enthusiasm. One shot and she was dressed and out the door. Oh, well. Still, I regret nothing.

Next day, an afternoon visit to New Center, Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. Easy to find. Clean and friendly. Picked Susanna, a Brazilian hottie. She was the last of the procession of 6-7 girls to meet and greet me. The first 6 were okayish looking and I had resolved to leave without dipping my toes in the water when I was confronted with this vision of beauty. My heart soared.

She was my type exactly, tall and slim with dark hair and sultry complexion. She was even wearing boots, which was the icing on the cake for me. I went for the E100 option. The session was wonderful. Again the language barrier made communication comical. She didn't kiss or BBBJ, but was free and easy with her ass as well as her pussy. I availed myself of both. She even gave a great massage to finish. This lady was the highlight of my trip. Everybody who can should check her out.

That night I tried the clubs again, determined to just look this time around. The Gallery (Av. Duque de Loule) was my first port of call but they were asking for a E50 entrance fee, and were rather obnoxious about it, so I politely declined. As I was in the locality I went to the apartment at 1 Av Duque de Loule, 5E (I somehow missed Night and Day just down the street from Gallery, I realised later). The apartment lift gave me trouble, I'm shamed to admit, it having a different exit door from the entrance door if that makes sense. I failed to recognise this at the time (hey, it was late and I was tired). It took me a couple of rides up and down the lift to figure it out. I am an idiot!!! This may have affected my mood as after the introductions in the apartment I left without sampling the merchandise. You see, I do have some willpower. A poor selection in my opinion.

On my third day, leg-weary from touristing, I visited an apartment across the street from my hotel (Saldanha Residence, 3E Rua Eng. Vieira, 7D). What a nice coincidence for the tired traveller. There I met Carole, another Brazilian lady. She was medium height with dark looks and hair, and with a shapely figure. Not as nice as Susanna but fine nonetheless. I went for E60 for 30mins. No kissing, no BBBJ (seems to be the norm) no A, but a nice tumble regardless.

Having read an old report about a Paula who works in a bank during the day and services the Lisbon male by night dressed in thighhigh boots, I went to the apartment at 277 Rua des Fanqueiros, 3D that evening in a mood of curiosity more than expectation. None of the women I was introduced to went by the name of Paula, alas, and the selection there was of the old and well-worn variety. On asking the price I was told it was E20 for 15mins. How in good conscience could I pass that up. I picked a mature Colombian whose name I have forgotten, rather stout and with jaded hair and expression, but with thighhigh boots. The sex was actually quite good, a real bargain all things considered.

At night I tried Boites Hipopotamo first (3 Av. Antonio Augusto Aquiar). This was the friendliest of the clubs I went to, and again no cover charge. Didn't stay too long. The girls were okay, but nothing great. Then went to Night and Day, finally discovering where it was. No cover charge. (Why Gallery wanted E50 when everywhere else was free remains a mystery to me even to this day). The girls were on a scale somewhere between EB and BHip. After a while a girl with the most beautiful face but with a rather stout body came into the club and sat down beside me. Her name was Juliana from Brazil. She wore a pink top that set off her dark feautres to perfection, a short, black-leather skirt and knee-high boots. I was in two minds about her but her face was irresistable and we left together to go back to her place. The fee was E150. The room was basic but satisfactory. Juliana was more than satisfactory (even with no kissing, no BBBJ, no A). Her face is really stunning, 10 out of 10, and won me over completely.

So, thats that. Three nights and mostly good to great experiences to report. The same can be said for the more conventional aspects of Lisbon as well. A fantastic city with charm and style. Everyone should visit at least once, even if not interested in the mongering scene. The cost of living is surprisingly low, also.

So long, happy adventuring!

Carlos Primeros

04-17-06, 21:26

You made the tour of Lisbon as I would have recommended to you.

That Galery is asking 50 € to get in is the first I hear. They are not cheap but that trick is even new to me. 50 € for what???

The girls in Elefante and Galery are not cheap and 200 € should buy you TLN - 100 is for 1 - 2 hours. Remember - they are freelancers and do not have to share the money with the Madame. In the Casas you pay 50 - 100 € (I refer to the reports of our revered Muri) and the girls there have to share the money with the Madame.

No kissing and no BBBJ is also unusual - at least for the Brazilian Beauties. When I go to Av. Marques de Tomar I usually pay 100 € for the best Brazilian program with all bells and whistles.

Anyhow - I am glad you enjoyed it.

Carlos

P Cla

04-24-06, 11:00

O Murilloa, as I consider you more than an expert, but The Expert, on the mongering subject, and since I'll be in Lisboa in a couple of days, I'm asking you if you could confirm me that the place in R. Sampaio is still there, and the exact details. I'll be staying at the Sofitel, so that would be very close, I guess. Or have you got better suggestions?

Thanks

P_cla

Murilloa

04-24-06, 21:39

P Cla,

Still there, although Muri the knight-of-the-empty-wallet has not been recently. Ichabod's recent post below confirms this fact, and the details are:

Mirage Klub at Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, 5D

Telephones 912 650 077 or 967 292 270 - confirm these in Correio da Manhã, Muri is reading these off his prized possession, the MK biro, given to him by the one and only Diana.

Good luck. Report back.
In furtive and penniless haste,
Mur

Valdo13

04-25-06, 14:35

Hi,

I am found of table dances and hence interested in strip clubs, do you have any information on strip clubs in Lisboa?

Thanks in advance for your help.

Lllldick

04-26-06, 02:48

Dear Mur, and other great contributors in this marvellous forum,

As a new commer, I will be in Lisboa for a short term visit. I had read the threads in this forum in detail. However, I can not figure out what will it happen in the Klub (such as KM, Gallery, .)? Could anyone help me with the following questions?

1. Is the club like those in UK (gentleman clubs) or Germany (FKK)? (I meant that I had to pay the entrance fee for food and wait for the girl's approach, then bargain for the price)? What kind of service I will get in the club, do food and drink included? And, the most important, where do the sex things happen? (you have to bring the girl to your hotel or lead by her to her apartment? Or? )

2. The same questions of the above for the "massage clinique".

3. Sessional sex, escort girls or over-night, which one do you recommend and what kind of service will be the best cost-benefit choice? Is it safe or any possible rip-off to keep a callgirl over night in your hotel room?

4. I had visited the website of Golden Secret, and found there 3 girls (Ruslana, Iza, and Sabrina) with the same phone number (969 178 628). They all provided over-night service for 300 Euro, and all reported to be quite young. Did anyone had test drive with them? Although they are attractive to me, I am afraid that these will be rip-off. What do you think about this?

Thaks for your great contributions for this forum and provide a basic concept with the activities in Lisboa.

Keep going! Colleagues!

Valdo13

04-27-06, 12:57

4. I had visited the website of Golden Secret, and found there 3 girls (Ruslana, Iza, and Sabrina) with the same phone number (969 178 628). They all provided over-night service for 300 Euro, and all reported to be quite young. Did anyone had test drive with them? Although they are attractive to me, I am afraid that these will be rip-off. What do you think about this?What is the address of Golden Secret please?

Lllldick

04-27-06, 18:30

Hi Valdo13,

The website of Golden Secret is http://www.goldensecret.net/ingl/entry.html

This is the entry for English webpages.

Anyone ever tried or any feedback about the over-night experience?

L4Dick

Valdo13

04-29-06, 22:32

Thanks for the address. Yes, it is right that overnight for 300 with a so exiting girl is likely to be a rip-off but who knows? What is sure is that it would be a suicide to send money by mail so I asked them if it is possible to pay the girl directly, as for any agency. I will be in Lisboa soon and if they accept I promise to meet one of these girl and make a report.

Murilloa

04-30-06, 10:31

This site has every appearance of a scam. There'll be nothing golden in your wallet and nothing secret about your bank details if you get taken in.

Anyone who can read, will know that Lisbon provides a wealth of opportunities at prices from €20 to €150. The portal privado chicas at the upper end of the range may differ in attitude and quality of service, and some mongers would argue that no working girl is worth that much, but at least the web site displays honest photos of the real girls on sale. The pics of 'Sol', for example, do justice to her lovely young body but do not attempt to hide the braces on her teeth. She gives a good service, but asks €120. Too much for Muri to repeat: but clearly this is a price she can command in her market.

For €300 you can buy three 2-shot sessions at one of the private apartment/saunas like MK, Classic Ladies, Clinique, New Centre etc, all with their little box adverts in Correio da Manhã, and all with telephones and addresses published in earlier reports here.

The procedure, Lilldick, is that the mama-san will introduce the available women to you, and give information about prices and services: then you choose and play. No other hassle.

At the night clubs or 'boites' you approach the girls, or they approach you, and you negotiate a price. Extras will include a possible entry fee at the door, overpriced drinks, a taxi to a pensão, and the tariff for the pensão itself. This is not Mur's scene, but other comrades have noted that girls may ask for €200 and can be bargained down, especially if it's getting late. But taking a girl out of a smoky bar at 4.30 am to a pensão is hardly an 'all-nighter'.

Much better value are the daytime apartments mentioned above. If you like one of the girls there so much that you want to sleep all night with her, just ask and no doubt things can be arranged, at a price.

Kama Leão

04-30-06, 14:02

The website of Golden Secret is http://www.goldensecret.net/ingl/entry.html

I once tried to phone several of the girls on that site and not a single phone number was still active. For instance, the girl shown as "Sara" used to be also in Portal Privado as "Paola" (by the way, a wondrous fuck!) but, as far as I know, is no longer in Portugal.
Yes, most probably a scam.

Valdo13

05-01-06, 11:32

Dear Mur,

thanks for this useful summary on the various possibilities in the Lisboa scene! A last question: are there places where young student girls could be found, who would be seeking some bucks to enjoy their life? Did you hear about that?

Murilloa

05-01-06, 20:19

Valdo, you have asked the big question!

If Mur knew where to find a lovely clever student who would be happy to while away a few hours, twice a week, in the arms of a wise, kindly mature foreigner in exchange for presents, clothes and occasional cash, he would be lying post-coitally in her arms right now.

A Diana look-alike, 24 years old, sexually grown-up, poised and amusing, demanding no commitment except to be spoiled by a sugar daddy, joyfully giving her beautiful body to an older male who teases, fucks and teaches her...

yeah.

When you find her, be sure to post on here and don't forget to add the winning number for next week's lottery.

Valdo13

05-02-06, 21:14

Murilloa

05-03-06, 19:36

Diana is still at MK.

Vado of course you are right, there must be such 'part-time students' around. Diana was almost certainly one, before deciding to go into the programa on a more regular professional basis.

But where would you find them in Lisbon? The big shopping malls? Maybe.

Not, probably, in bars and discos where the student girls will go with their boyfriends or a gang of girlfriends: in neither place are they likely to say "excuse me, buddies, but that well-heeled and distinguished old gentleman over there looks like he wants to fuck me and give me a nice present so I'll see you all later..."

Hours of hunting for little return, IMHO.

But again, if this is inaccurate, then someone needs to tell us where to go.

The place will soon be as full of paunchy grey-haired assholes as your local masonic lodge...

Peaceful

05-07-06, 12:36

Hahahaha! You are right Mur, it is somehow our common Nirvana! Ok but instead of a sooo romantic and paradisiac scheme, there are a number of countries where more pragmatic students are simply needing some cash and ready to offer their sweet body to get it, so why not in Lisboa? I suppose that there exist and that the challenge is more to discover them and bargain rather than to imagine whether they exist or not.

Any news on how to meet that famous Diana? Are the last information published here on her still up-to-date?Yes, for what I've read on this board on forums of other countries that is true, but I think that doesn't happen in Portugal for many reasons. First Portugal isn't a sex tourism country, second high school is free and public college has small fees and poverty isn't a portuguese drama and of course for what Muri also said. I think you may find some part-time working girls if you look deep, but the return will be low.

Muri, I've asked you in other report I made, maybe you've skiped it or maybe you forgot to reply. Have you've been on Poço, have you met the Irina 3? If yes how is she? I haven't been on Poço since that flop with Irina 2 and still haven't been with a street girl.

Best regards.

Peaceful

05-07-06, 14:00

Bruna - Morena, bonita, elegante, meiga e simpática. Vem *** comigo a Queluz.

http://portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=30

After my program with Patricia from the same house this program was very disappointing. She is tall, a real airplane, with dense legs, long black hair, firm butt and tits, no obese belly. But on the other hand, she wasn’t IMHO pretty, she wasn’t shaven and smelled badly, a mix of sweet and chemical wastes.

Some kissing, then a short BBBJ which hadn’t 1/10 of the violence and commitment of a BJ by Patricia. Then she covered it up and went to the top: a large, unwet, but hot as hell pussy. After a while I laid her down and hasten myself because the smell was annoying me. 20 minutes of action from the start until the end for 40€. Then we talked a little more but it was a forced chat so I broke out and left.

Made me wonder, why did I switched knowing that hardly I would find better than Patricia? It was a waste of money, a ordinary fuck with no flavour. A comparison has to be made: Patricia has a mouth of a angel (or maybe of a devil.), she is committed, natural born friendly, liberal (no anal but you could do everything to and on her, agreed on everything, accepted to let me warm my hands on her chest and other things: -)) gives you two pops if you stay on time, she is pretty and lovely and. Owner of every quality you look in a working girl, the action is so intense and animal that, be careful, may let you hooked.

So. If you go to this house my advice is to choose Patricia instead of Bruna.

Best regards,

P.

Zé Duron

05-10-06, 23:34

Thia is just a perfect example taken by myself this afternoon. Girls standing in front of Private College and chatting before classes.

Oh my god, was she greta looking! ...but I didn´t dare to take a closer shot with the big camera! This is a tiny crop, 20 % of the picture.
Took a lot of work focussing in the other right corner!

Murilloa

05-13-06, 07:53

stepping off the aircraft, muri and diana feel the hot seductive reek of the tropics waft to greet them. a short ride to their beachside hotel, and there’s time for a first immersion in the crystalline caribbean before cocktails and dinner on the pool terrace. back in their chalet, the only sound is the rustle of palm trees and the murmur of cicadas as mur peels diana out of her bikini and worships her proud sweet brown flesh with busy tongue and rigid cock. the honeymoon has begun. lowering her gently to the bed, he parts her firm thighs and presses passionate lips to the gleaming jewel between them. soon he is kneeling over her, leaning forward to kiss her lips, and as one hand caresses her shiny hair, the other guides his straining throbbing engine towards the gates of paradise…

imagination and fantasy are the gifts that raise us above the brute beasts. what links us to them, is fucklust.

so…

stepping into the poço, mur feels the sharp reek of drains and exhaust fumes waft to greet him. unsettled by stress, insomnia and lust, he needs something quick and cheap. has springtime brought a fresh team of romanians to this ancient hunting ground? will he be lucky and meet irina 3? the other irinas were slim, black-haired, pretty in a way that will not last, but which gives them the confidence to bus across the continent.

their objective? to vary and enrich their €100-a-month lifestyles waiting tables or stacking shelves in bucharest.

their method? serial seduction, of any man able to climb the pensão stairs with €25 and a hard on in his pants.

and, yes, there she is. slim, long jet-black hair with chestnut highlights at the front. fine romanian face, high cheekbones and enigmatic slanting eyes, with a touch of gypsy in the complexion. she’s wearing a black blouse, and light blue denims showcase a shapely butt. irina 3, another fine feline female.

turns out she calls herself catarina – but most of the letters are there, peaceful. she’s 21, her body is smooth, pale, flawless and clean. small boobs, lovely bottom, a wisp of hair above her pink pearl. she smiles sweetly but is undemonstrative during the performance: no licking like irina 2, but just at the end, some response as she moves her hips to dance in tune with mur’s orgasm. then – almost the nicest touch – she allows him to remain inside for a minute or two, letting the aftershocks die away and embracing with something like tenderness, allowing her temporary lover to take his time returning to reality.

reality. that’s where we live, not on tropical beaches with student princesses. but this little slice of reality comes with muri’s strong recommendation, if peaceful or anyone else out there wants to make his début in the poço.

Pedrassi

05-14-06, 23:51

Hello everyone, this is my first post and I would like to congratulate all on the rich and diverse debate, comments and opinions that one can find here.

Most impressed was I especially with Muri's know-how and experience in this field, his literary eloquence and craft leaving no-one indifferent.

Despite being a native, I am quite the newcomer to this art of mongering.

As such, I was wondering whether any of you could enlighten me on the following:
Have any of you had problems after receiving uncovered BJs from working girls?
Because there seems to be some risk, though relatively small admittedly, of contracting HIV, hepatitis, herpes, or any other nasty STD.

I thank you all in advance for any experiences you could share.

I've had only one test drive, albeit a failed one, with a girl called Sol from the pp website (if you want to know what happened, I wrote about the TD in the gpguia.com website in portuguese...)

Zé Duron

05-15-06, 04:34

Welcome Pedrassi.
I read your report in gpguia...to bad it didn´t quite work with you.

Welcome and post here as well comrad.

Green Banana

05-15-06, 10:42

Gentlemen,

A long time I didn’t contribute to this forum and specially to this lovely Portugal division. Back to duty now.

Thursday at 7 :30 pm I went straight from the airport to classic Clinique de Massage, avenida Marques de Tomar, 5, level 1. Not the right timing, only three girls were there, none of them too much appealing. I left for the other place, same avenida, numero 33 (5th floor), and it was worst, with just three fat African mums – not my taste. Actually I think the Clinique is one step ahead its colleagues in terms of confort and decorum.

Therefore I opted for a nice seefood dinner on the Rossio (penedes, ameijoas, crabs, the like), excellent place if not cheap, called Pinnochio. At 11 arrived to Elefante Branco, same atmosphere than ever, guards at the entrance looking at your shoes (you won’t enter here if you wear runners), grey haired skilled waiters, and zillions of brasileiras chasing for a client. I picked Rosanna, a tall Paulista brunette with big real tits, for 150€ after negociation. At this hour, you can’t expect the girl staying with you longer than one hour, whatever she says before. Anyway, once back to my room, good service incl. a short BBBJ, a bit of rimming and SF in various positions. Afterwards she rolled a spliff for me, very friendly. And one hour after coming she went out - no pb.

On the Friday afternoon, I went back to the Clinique at what looks like beeing a much better timing : 4 pm. 8 girls were available, for all tastes, but Renata, Raquel, the best picks for A sex, were not there. Fortunately I found Diana, a brunette I had already met some time before. This Diana (not the one of Mur, who works in another appartment) is from Goiania, Goias, may have 27 or 28, little but sensitive tits and Brasilian ass. She provides one of the best BBBJ you may find in this kind of appartment. Deep throat, serious rimming, BBJTC twice (gentle massage in between). She gives her back as well if you are in that mood. But as her conversation is, well, pretty limited, I suggest you to keep her tongue occupied - you won't be disappointed! You'll know why to come back… and you'll get it. Recommended. (100€ one hour, 80 I guess for half an hour).

Looking forward to hearing from you soon !
Green Banana

PS: Pedrassi, I monger for a long time now. 'Natural' BJ' 70%, CSF 100%. I never caught something from a pro, except cockroaches in my early age - at this time the girls' pubic hair was much more developed than today! Anyway IMHO if you feel unconfortable with the idea, stick to the CBJ - well done CBJ beeing better than a poor lazy 'natural' one!

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

Valdo13

05-16-06, 10:45

Hi,

I am back from Lisboa and here is my (short) report.

First Lisboa is a nice city, typically latin city, people are probably the more friendly I met abroad, definitively a nice trip.

As I wrote earlier I like strip clubs so I tried most of the clubs in the place but have been a bit desappointed. The girls are very nice and there is no pressure but 40 euros for a no-touch private dance was not acceptable, particularly when 20 more euros gives a 30mn session in any private appartment.

Concerning the appartments I have tried the Marques de Tomar 33 address several times but everytime it was closed. But actually the first appartment I went to was the good address. I went to MK at Sampaio at about 1pm, asked for the famous Diana, who had not yet arrived. So the girls there did not even propose me any other girl but called Diana on her mobile! Incredible! She answered she was to be there at 2pm, so I decided to go out for a while, drinking a beer and went back at 2pm. Diana is a real queen, slim, small breasts, everything I like. Chose the 1 hour session at 100. She proposes a common shower, which turned out to be a real pleasure as she makes anything you could imagine in a shower. Next go to the bed for a very sensual and loving session (no anal, as for all of the girls in this appartment I suppose). Then a tender and very good technique massage to end the session. I did not ask for a second shot but I suppose it is not a problem. Diana is really a pure angel and 100 for 1 hour with such a girl is simply incredible.

I returned to MK one more time but, even if Diana was, I decided to try another girl, which Diana herself agreed! Carla is a brasilian blonde, slim and really beautiful. The session was pleasant but she is more pro than Diana and it was clear that she simulates, while Diana SEEMS to have a real pleasure although she did not have any orgasm. Conclusion: MK is really a great place, very clean appartement, very nice people, no pressure, beautiful and nice girls, I would say that it compares with the erotic massage clubs in Belgium or Luxemburg, but there you only get a massage and a manual end for 100 or even 150!

Last information I got there:

- intendente: I went there by curiosity on Sunday 2pm, there were policemen everywhere because of a celebration but I would not go in this district alone, even in the day, so if someone wants to go there by night…be careful man!

- street girls: you can find travesties on rua Conde Redondo, near Saldanha, and (not great looking although not bad though) ladies on rua Artiharia 1.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.

Harry Hymes

05-16-06, 11:42

Mirage Klub (near the Tivoli) : Last time here, a few weeks ago, I chose Vanessa, a cabo-verdiana. Lovely, beautiful girl, good company, nice sex, I highly recommend her. CBJ. She told me that she does anal, but I didn't try, got too much occupied with the rest. 100 euros well deserved.

Classic Ladies (Av. 5 de Outubro, 968972093): Here I went with a Portuguese girl called Patricia, who was presented by Ana, the mamasan, as a relatively recent newcomer. The girl was inexperienced, but dedicated. Recommended. Nice attitude. 100 euros.

I also got a 30 euros experience in Oeiras which was not worth it and Aline in Parede who presents herself in her ad as a beautiful young blonde, but is neither.

Kama Leão

05-17-06, 03:29

Yes, oh yes!... There's definitely an Eastern Front to heaven.

And the two latest goddesses sent from the Celestial Orbs of Fuckdom come (and make no mistake, they do cum!) exactly from there.

Meet, then, Eva and Lilia.

Both are blonde.

Eva is tall (1.75 m, I'd say), early thirties, with an athletic but deliciously curvy body, medium to small breasts, a butt that, once you see it and cannot help but feel it, is certain to make you dizzy, sexy face and a voracious sex appetite. She's Hungarian - but speaks very good Portuguese, don't know about English - and more than willing to please you in every way you can dream of (and then some...): DFK, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, A (she actually invites you to it, deep and hard, and makes it all too clear that it will not be only YOUR pleasure that will be at stake!) you name it! Not at all a clockwatcher, she greets you in beautiful lingerie, really enjoys you undressing her piece by piece (while she does the same to you), in fact, she apparently relishes in all the gloriously sordid details of the art-of-the-boudoir. While, at the same time, remaining a little snobish, coquettish and sophisticated. And, yes, she is expensive: 150€/hour. But, can you really put a price on Heaven? (967 723 412, Lisbon, near the metro station of Pontinha, next to the Lidl supermarket)

Lilia is an angel. A very, very, very beautiful short blond haired and blue-eyed angel, russian, slim and soft, with very small but highly kissable tits, not as tall as Eva but not petite, mid-thirties. There is quite a serious risk that you might fall in love with her, be warned! She kisses like there's no tomorrow, her BBBJ/CIM is a wondrous "crescendo" experience, and you do want to spend the rest of your semi-conscious life making love to her... you even forget that she'll not allow you to pay the tribute her oh so lovely ass more than deserves. And, St. Mary Magdalen be praised!, she'll only ask you 50€/hour (she also has a very flexible sense of time if she's enjoying herself) for a walk in the clouds in her company. (968876132, Costa da Caparica, southbank of the Tejo, next to the last stop of the buses from Lisbon to Costa)

Murilloa

05-17-06, 19:03

It’s flattering to get regular PMs asking for basic information, but not always possible to answer. Some colleagues believe that we should just ignore a person who signs in to ISG and immediately, with no reports to his name, sends a PM demanding info.

On the other hand, we were all beginners, once.

(Remember the first time you paid for sex? The anxiety, the twitchy, sweaty dread, the shall-I-or-shan’t-I, the will-I-be-able? And now, it’s as easy as riding a bicycle. Well, easier, for us older mongers.)

Anyhow, it’s time to put together a compendium, a package for newcomers planning a Lisbon trip. This will be in several parts, moving Muri towards his landmark 300th report. It is for visitors, but old hands and residents should send additions and corrections in time for editing.

Let us begin where most visitors do, in the hotel.

Murilloa

05-17-06, 19:10

Even an old goat like you needs somewhere to rest and sleep. Few Lisbon hotels are ‘girl-friendly’ in the sense that, when you breeze in at 0330 with a magnificent prostitute on your arm, reception staff just yawn and wave you through. For this reason, the ladies who work the night clubs will usually ask you to accompany them to a ‘pensão’ or cheap guest house, of their choosing, where they are known to the manager and perhaps have an arrangement with him. The additional cost is yours, of course.

However, if afternoon in-call is your cup of five-o-clock tea, it’s different, for the experienced escort girl usually knows how to glide unobserved through the lobby and the coffee shop and make her way up to your room.

If you can choose your hotel, take location seriously.

Attached is a simple plan of central Lisbon.

From any hotel within the bounds of this map, you can walk the whole centre with its many sights, sexual and cultural. But others are less conveniently situated. The Radisson, the Novotel, Ibis, Alfa, even the Holiday Inn and the Lisboa-Continental – all stranded to the North or West of the map, require a taxi in to the city centre proper.

This is especially important for the married monger accompanied by the Love of his Life. He may only have an hour or so as ‘window of opportunity’, and he does not want to spend half that time sitting in traffic. Try to book one of the many decent hotels on or near Avenida Liberdade, or round Marquês de Pombal and the W side of Parque Eduardo VII A senior monger of Mur’s acquaintance always contentedly uses the Altis. From there, you can walk in ten minutes to any one of a dozen good venues, take your pleasure vigorously and be back well before The Lady has finished her siesta.

All the three, four and five star hotels in Lisbon are clean, comfortable and dull. For Mur a hotel is only a place to sleep, and unless in Baghdad or maybe São Paulo he prefers to go out for his food and drink to local dives. Other mongers may know more about prices and facilities. But repeat: if you take the hobby, or tourism, seriously, do not get beached out beyond Praça Espanha.

If you are in the Cascais-Estoril tourism zone, read forthcoming instructions about ads In Correio da Manhã.

Murilloa

05-17-06, 19:26

So you’re installed in that central hotel. Showered, refreshed, horny. Hit the street.
As always, there are cheap options here, with all the excitement of live hunting, but also the possibility of hunter turning into prey. Don’t be scared, but do be careful. Not just of the unsavoury males who hang around SW haunts, (Mur for example, give him a wide berth) but try to make a careful appraisal of the girl herself.

Is she a wasted drunkie or junkie? Is she texting her serial-murderer pimpodaddy? Is she ten days from her last bath? Is she a national wildlife reserve for crab lice? Is she 63 years old? Is she a he?

Not easy to tell, especially at night. Nothing worse than watching your €25 bargain remove her grubby jeans and stinky sneakers under the unforgiving bare bulb of a pensão bedroom, to reveal grime-caked feet, or needle-tracked arms, or a sagging belly, or a cock. On the other hand, it’s just delightful when the same modest sum turns out to have landed you a perfectly groomed 20-year-old right off the bus from Bucharest. For many, the element of gamble and danger makes up the fun.

Where? Look at that map again.
Intendente is the down-and-outest street scene in Lisbon. You may not wish to buy, but it has anthropological interest. No-go after dark. Poço do Borratem, to the E of Praça Figueira, (metro Rossio) is the pitch for Romanian and Moldavian girls, but the other end of the age range is also represented, with some local veterans doing surprisingly brisk business. Up at the NW corner of the map, Rua Artillharia Um, and adjacent streets, offer a mixed bag of treats. So does an area to the north near the Instituto Técnico.

There are also roadside girls in the Parque Monsanto, Lisbon’s own Bois de Boulogne. These are strictly for kerbcrawling mongers who, loving their automobiles more than they love sex, need a swift BJ or uncomfortable fuck in the car. Risky: not unknown for your new passenger to direct you to a secluded parking place of her choosing, and once your pants are round your ankles and she is bobbing on your gear shaft, her boyfriend-accomplice roars up on his motorbike. The best you can hope for at this point is that he just takes your cash, refraining from smashing the car windows for an extra kick.

There are similar venues for the brave motorist on the south bank of the Tejo in Caparica, and Mur has even heard of a weird scene in the car park of the autodrome out beyond Estoril towards Sintra: if confirmed, this would be the most westerly monger-mart in continental Europe. Other street galleries include Restelo and Paço D’Arcos, but these suburbs are more likely to draw the resident than the visitor. Expect to pay €25 to €50 max., including the room.

Murilloa

05-17-06, 19:47

Correio da Manhã. (Translation: ‘Morning Post’).

This daily rag carries Portugal’s best selection of advertisements for pussy purchase. It's in every kiosk, and online:

http://www.correiomanha.pt/

Go to ‘classificados’, and then ‘convivio’, then ‘Grande Lisboa’. You have reached the leading resource for Lisbon’s mongers. Day after day (fewer on Saturday and very few on Sunday) there are hundreds of ads, for every possible service, all over the region.

Most ads are arranged in alphabetical geographical order, so you must know your way around: a girl in Benfica is a short taxi ride from the centre, while Almada requires a trip across the bridge, and Cascais is half an hour by train. And it helps to know some Portuguese to grasp the information about the lady’s appearance, services and prices. For example, ‘completo’ means she will allow you into her back passage, ‘trintona’ means she was born some time before 1976 (often long before), ‘oral natural’ (not difficult) means she will accept an unrubbered member in her mouth and ‘oral natural até ao fim’ means that it may remain there until ejaculation. ‘meiga’ means ‘nice n sweet’, ‘simpática’ is friendly, ‘deslumbrante’ is dazzling, ‘carinhosa’ is affectionate… but they would say that, wouldn’t they?

Yes, once you’ve mastered the vocabulary, be aware that no legal contract obliges advertisers to be truthful about age, appearance or type and quality of service. A few of the ads mention price, although they never use the € sign, preferring euphemisms like ‘40P’ (petals) or ‘20 orquideas’ etc. Not to be confused with ‘Peitões... 50’ , which is a breast measurement, or '18A' which means she would like you to believe that she's fresh out of high school.

Bear in mind that some of Lisbon’s best houses, Mirage Klub, Classic Ladies, Clinque de Massage, New Centre and others, do not appear in the online version of the CM. For their phones, you will need the paper version, where these establishments have little box ads that stand out from the long columns of classifieds. Avoid ads beginning ‘R..’ or ‘Rapaz’, or ‘T..’, or ‘Travesti’. Unless you like boys or girlieboys: in both cases, you are reading the wrong forum.

The online ads are searchable: if you are staying with friends in Oeiras or Estoril, why simply use the box to the right of the screen and you will discover local options. Increasingly, these ads give www addresses where you may examine photographs: these are almost always genuine, give or take a little permissible photoshopping. Exceptions: three suburban outfits entitled ‘piriguetis’, ‘xamego’ and ‘bombasticas’. Scams, with photos of supermodels and porn queens – the reality will be a chubby chainsmoking Brasileira. You have been warned.

Further warning... when you call, you will seldom find an English speaker at the other end, and you will almost never get the address first time, They will say "OK, honey, y’know the Lidl supermarket right by the gas station after exit 22 for São Domingos? Well get there and call again and we’ll give you the address…”

It took Mur a year to reliably understand these conversations, in every accent from the widespread Lusophone world. But if you can get a Portuguese speaker to help, CM gives you the freedom of this wonderful city.

Pedrassi

05-17-06, 21:13

thank you ze duron and green banana for your amiability. as to mur, i understand your viewpoint that i might, at first sight, be acting like a parasite by demanding information immediately in my first post.

i shall explain why i did so: i was going to meet a pp girl in the next day or so and i wanted to be sure that i did not, to put it bluntly, fuck up. because mongering is supposed to be an activity of recreation and pleasure and not involve hurried visits to the hospital fearing for one's life.

having said that, i shall now write a summary of my trip to the pp girl's hangout place, since she is a relatively new addition to the site and i have not seen any posts concerning her here.

she was called bruna. the place was a residência next to saldanha's atrium, a small urban shopping centre.

things did not start very well, because when i entered through the door and saw her waiting on top of the entrance stairs, another man came in and it became impossible to pretend that i wasn't with her. it was an embarassing situation for me (and for her, i imagine...). i hoped the man would take the stairs and leave us at peace, but no, he presses the elevator button and there he waits, next to her, while it creakily moves down. so i swallow my awkwardness and go talk to bruna. the elevator finally comes and in we go, along with the man. another awkward silence. we get off in the 4th floor and the man, to my relief, stays on. but to top it off, i hear this cleaning lady approaching, which starts to make me a bit irritated with the whole situation.

we quickly move to her room, she locks the door and finally we are alone.

we talk for a bit, i give her her 100 "roses" gift, and then we kiss. i'm not usually confortable enough to kiss anyone just like that but she was sweet and pretty, and she smelled good. it also allowed for a relationship of trust to kick in from the beginning, as we slowly converted from strangers to each other to love birds in the end. it is worth mentioning her clothes: a light blue blouse and a casual skirt. not the decadent and grimey clothes and appearance that seems to afflict so many working girls today.

we eventually undress ourselves and lie on the bed. more intense, passionate kissing. i move downwards, where she makes me suck her nipples. not something i majorly fancied, they became instantly hard in my mouth, which was a bit weird for me. she then proceeded to suck hard my own nipples, which made me wonder if i really was the active side in this relation. she ended this foreplay by moving down, starting a bj at first without a condom, and then finishing it with.

some penetration was finally next. she took the initiative to start with the rodeo girl position. she compliments me on the size of my dick and seems to be really enjoying it. i encounter some difficulty moving to her rhythm, so eventually we change round. we then tried the "mama-papa" position (or missionary), to my delight. i still find it difficult to move freely as much as i'd like, so we later move to doggy-style. also cool, the noise of genitalia hitting against female ass was amusing. another one or two styles are tried next, including a sideways position where my legs and arms seem to be everywhere around her. one slightly annoying point to mention was that after giving me a bj she continued to want to kiss actively during intercourse, but i didn't mention it.

we continue to play about for a while, until she begins to get more and more concerned about my apparent inability to orgasm. we move back to old positions, but still no success. after a while she takes off the condom and tries to give me a handjob combined with frequent short periods of uncovered bj. to no avail, junior seemed determined in letting both of us down.

she seemed disappointed; i told her not to worry about it. it was without doubt not her fault, she was just great in bed. i reckon my inexperience in these matters continues to weigh in, having been the main problem.
after both of us having gone clean ourselves in the bathroom, we kiss and hug goodbye. after some intimate, girlfriend-type sex nothing better than a coherent ending to end the experience in a grand manner.

she accompanied me downstairs where we managed to talk a little more. we finally parted in the entryway. i open the door, to find myself being observed by a bunch of men sitting some metres away in a "esplanada". i make a speedy departure and there finally ends my little adventure.

apologies if this post is too large (i only realized now how big it's become) and if it is filled with too many flimsy, irrelevant details.

i won't be able to do any more test drives for a while because of some other commitments, but shall return when the time is ripe again.

ps mur those last two posts are as usual fascinatingly interesting. congrats on a job well done.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread.

Murilloa

05-18-06, 06:21

A brilliant report. Please don't think I would call you or anyone a parasite. On the contrary the idea of the 'Lisbon Guide' is to recap so that nobody need go to the trouble of sending a PM in search of basics. Keep up the good reporting work,
best regards
Mur

Murilloa

05-19-06, 19:12

As we said earlier, business or tourist gentlemen sometimes invite a young woman to share their swanky hotel for an hour or two. This is usually an expensive event, especially if the lovely guest claims that her taxi cost €77 and that she needs to renew her energies by consuming everything in the minibar.

But there is deep pleasure in sprawling on the king-sized bed, wrapped in one of those soft towelling hotel bathrobes, awaiting the pretty putinha that you have ordered by phone. A soft knock at the door – there she is, in a discreet overcoat or in denims so as not to attract attention downstairs… and off come those garments to reveal the black lingerie combination or schoolgirl uniform that you had requested.

In fact on the rare occasions when Mur orders an escort (only on his travels, never in Lisbon), he asks for executive secretary clothes. This costume makes the goddess indistinguishable from other power-dressed females in the lobby, and is a delight to remove, piece by fragrant piece.

Now, returning to that Correio da Manhã website. Type the word ‘Deslocações’ into the search box. It means outcalls, social worker visits to people like you and Muri. Several dozen ads come up, like this one:

Bombástica... Inglesinha... 18 aninhos... Oral... Natural... Adoro... Apertadinha... apartamento... deslocações.

Interesting… a bouncy 18 year old English girl indeed, who loves giving BBBJ and describes herself as ‘apertadinha’… ‘tight little pussy’.

Any English monger reading this, with a daughter in Lisbon who said she was going to ‘study Portuguese’ ?

Which reminds Mur of a story, but… later. This one is probably 26 years old, and as ‘English’ as Zé Mourinho, but she possibly does speak the language.

Let’s try typing ‘hoteis’ into the box. Fewer hits, but how’s this?

Senhora 50A... Simpática... Convive domicilios, privado, hoteis English spoken .

Another English speaker, but fifty years old. Not Muri’s scene, although… is it the boss’s wife, perhaps? Mur has an evil dream of giving that 'tia' a big facial.

Finally, type ‘www’ into the box, for sites with photographs: most of these ladies can be persuaded to visit the presidential suite of the Sheraton Towers Hotel if you ask them very nicely, and at some of the sites you can find someone who speaks English. A later report will survey these web sites, although of course they change frequently.

You are very unlikely to secure an outcall to a Lisbon hotel for less than €100 per hour. €200 would be the norm, and the websites of some of the more exclusive courtesans announce tariffs up to €350 an hour, a price Mur will not pay. All the usual disclaimers apply about the reliability of web photographs and services promised.

Murilloa

05-19-06, 19:14

And, yes, that story. Senior mongers may have heard it before. It must really have happened somewhere. Muri heard it told of a city in the faraway South.

Provincial lawyer dude Juan Domingo Carajo has business in B***** A****. He flies in on Thursday, taking an exquisite room at the Kempinski.

Friday he has to work, and afterwards he’ll take his daughter Dolores out to dinner. The apple of daddy’s eye, she is a law student at his old University in the capital.

He’s come to town early because Thursday night is to be his private treat. After a light supper, he calls one of the city’s many agencies, and orders, “a petite tanned brunette, with shapely legs and long glossy hair, early twenties, BBBJ and A on the menu, por favor.”

“Certainly señor, we have exactly what you require, she asks for US$350, but this young lady is worth every cent, believe me. She will be with you in half an hour.”

Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill and spends a tedious thirty minutes in high anticipation, his veteran cock bulging and straining for action. That knock at the door… and, sure, you saw this coming... …it’s his little treasure, Dolores.

Freud tells us that there are no coincidences. JD’s phone call revealed a subconscious need to sodomise his daughter. Not uncommon in the country concerned, one hears.

Knuckhead

05-19-06, 19:59

Sexplorer wants to be the first to congratulate our trusty Mur on his landmark 300th post!

Bravo for your informative and enjoyable posts. The community of gentelmongers owes you a debt of gratitude for making this little corner of the world a better place.

Sexplorer

Murilloa

05-20-06, 19:45

Obrigado, sexplorer.. and if you ever come to Lisbon...

Murilloa

05-20-06, 19:46

The standard Lisbon mongering deal. All over the city and suburbs are apartments where sex costs €20 to €100.

There may be one woman, living alone, discreetly servicing a couple of clients per day in a neat two-bedroom apartment (one bedroom for sleeping, the other as ‘office’). This is the modus operandi of Suzy, out in Carcavelos. Or two ladies may set up together, sharing the housekeeping, as it were. This is how Leticia does her business. Or you may find a mama-san running a team of four, five, or six.

These multi-staff apartments can be magnificent. You arrive like a sultan visiting the harem; six beautiful girls approach one by one, kiss you on the cheek (rubbing breasts against you in the process, or even giving your cock an exploratory squeeze) and announce their names. Mama-san returns with a wicked smile to ask ‘who will you choose to quench your sexual thirst?’ and you make your difficult decision - or ask her to repeat the parade.

But other times, the apartment is a scramble of clients on their way in and out, hiding in bathroom, kitchen or closet while the girls keep the show moving: at rush hour, six babes to a three bedroom apartment can seem like a French farce. Mur does not mind sitting in the ‘waiting room’ hearing his predecessor loosening the ceiling plaster and the parquet floor, but he is less thrilled to meet him in the bathroom.

Another drawback is the survival of restrictive, even communist practices in what should be a free market activity. If several honeys work one apartment, they try to share the clients around. So if hideous ‘Bruna’ has not opened her plump legs all afternoon but ‘Carol’ and ‘Ana’, being more attractive, have grossed €500 by fucking the entire Portugal soccer team, then in the evening only Bruna will be available – “sorry, we have four girls, but one has gone out to eat and the other two are occupied for the next hour, so... there’s just little me, see?” says Bruna, hopefully, as you back away from her threatening bulk. The fact that you can hear Carol and Ana giggling in the kitchen makes this situation annoying.

These places usually charge €40 or €50 for half an hour, not an enormous sacrifice, win or lose. The most luxurious venues with more beautiful girls ask €80, or €100 the hour, and at the bottom end of the market, three flats near Rossio and a couple on Avenida Almirante Reis do €20 quickies. Cheaper than the cheapest SW in Lisbon.

(OK, if you have fucked in Lisbon for €15, don’t tell us about it. Be ashamed.)

If you can turn around in the time, most of these girls will give you a second shot. Mur usually asks for a hand job as round two, often with only five minutes on the clock, and he has seldom been refused.

The chance of good service increases if you can communicate enough to suggest you are not just passing trade. Tell her you have come to Portugal on a long contract and that you are really looking forward to learning the language and enjoying your new country. So, you have just checked out of your hotel and the airport taxi is waiting in the street, but go ahead and lie brazenly. If, like George Washington (but unlike most of his successors) you can’t permit yourself a falsehood, you are unfit for the company of a puta: not for nothing are ‘meretrix' and ‘mendax’ on the same page of the Latin dictionary.

70% of the girls in these flats are Brazilian.

Portuguese, Africans, Eastern Europeans and Asians, in that order, make up the rest. There used to be some excellent Colombian chicas in the cheaper houses, but no longer, for some reason.

Mur will return to the subject of ethnic variety later, if the good Lord of mongerdom spares him to continue this Gospel. He (Mur, not the good Lord) will now bring this report to an abrupt close because Mirage Klub will close shortly and he needs to see Diana.

Which will lead neatly on to the next section, a short one on ‘saunas’.

Kama Leão

05-21-06, 04:23

These multi-staff apartments can be magnificent. You arrive like a sultan visiting the harem; six beautiful girls approach one by one, kiss you on the cheek (rubbing breasts against you in the process, or even giving your cock an exploratory squeeze) and announce their names. Mama-san returns with a wicked smile to ask ‘who will you choose to quench your sexual thirst?’ and you make your difficult decision - or ask her to repeat the parade..

Time for some recap, Mur, for our less Lisbon-experienced affiliates: Classic Ladies (ask for Alexandra and, once and for all, learn the truest, fuckingest meaning of the word "divine" - satori waits for you - or melt into Luciana's African metaphysical bliss); Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã'), New Center/Clinique de Massage (dive into the wondrous abyss of forgetfulness of dark-skinned Marina or lighter shaded ukranian Helena) or go for the head-on collision (I mean, your best friend's "head off" experience) with Patricia of Queluz.
Now, do your homework and read one or twenty of the previous posts.

(OK, if you have fucked in Lisbon for €15, don’t tell us about it. Be ashamed.).

Yes, do spare us.

The chance of good service increases if you can communicate enough to suggest you are not just passing trade..

This may sound incredibly sissy but DO LOVE THEM. Women (who am I kidding?... People!) love to be truly loved, even if only for a moment. Pamper them, suck them, fuck them, bugger them, fist them till they cum, be gentle, make them feel special, wanted, jewels in the crown. It works and, best of all, it's true.

If, like George Washington (but unlike most of his successors) you can’t permit yourself a falsehood, you are unfit for the company of a puta: not for nothing are ‘meretrix' and ‘mendax’ on the same page of the Latin dictionary..

Not exactly right, not quite wrong. It's a delicate balance.

Which will lead neatly on to the next section, a short one on ‘saunas’.

Wow! Can't wait to hear about it!

Murilloa

05-21-06, 10:38

Not even slightly 'sissy', KL. Profoundly true.

Being a real grown-up man means going about your pleasures - and your work, for that matter - with a positive and loving attitude to others, knowing that if you offer, you will receive. It works, as you rightly say.

No intention to be cynical with talk of 'mendax' and 'meretrix': it's just that the business of being a puta, or a punter, necessarily involves us in standard deceits and evasions. Or do you think 'Diana' is her real name and she tells her Mom about Muri? Or do you inform Mrs Leão exactly where you've been when you come home late?

That's all I meant - and of course, the other side of the coin, is that regular good-value sex with someone as expert, affectionate and pure of heart as Suzy, is as honest as relationships get.

Just another Sunday morning sermon from the Right Reverend Murilloa, Bishop of Borratem.

The ‘sauna’ section follows tomorrow, as the Monday print edition of CM will be required to ensure accuracy.

Kama Leão

05-21-06, 14:56

That's all I meant - and of course, the other side of the coin, is that regular good-value sex with someone as expert, affectionate and pure of heart as Suzy, is as honest as relationships get.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

I believe a summit Mur/KL is due.

Pedrassi

05-22-06, 16:36

Mur,

While glancing through some old posts from the London board in isg, I came upon one of your reports involving the hook-up of a czech girl during the euro 2004.
I find it remarkable and impressive that you managed to do so with such apparent ease and would like to ask (if not too much trouble) whether if you could retell in finer detail the methodology you used to make it happen.

Although currently in University (supposedly the hot-spot for free sex; yeah right...), in my early 20s, I have yet to achieve a hook-up with a freebie. Discos here in Lisbon are awful for such purposes - I see them as the indulging of a very restricted elite.

I had a rather horrible experience a week ago with carol from portal-intimo.com, who for the first time made me experience sex as something banal and mechanic. Not to mention her garlic tainted breath, which made me abstain from even kissing her, and her huge nipples, making me nearly ask her if she was pregnant. To top it off, she suggested to me in the end that I should be more "dominant" in bed (!!!)

Which is partly why I'm turning my views to new horizons (the other reason being that mongering is such a drain to a student's finances).

I thank you (and everyone else who wants to participate on this topic) in advance for any advice you could give.

Murilloa

05-25-06, 06:46

Pedrassi, that mad moment with a drunk overweight Czech babe was like England winnng the world cup - Just doesn't happen very often. Mur has explained his attitude to the pursuit of freebies elsewhere... but he is of a different age.

At your age, rather than hunting for fellow students in discos, what about the older ladies? That's where Muri had his successes many many years ago...

Too much work to continue the guide just now. Service will resume at the weekend.

Yuiop 696

05-25-06, 11:39

Congratulations on such rich and entertaining information - far more evocative than on any other country page. Truly in line too with the feeling of old world decadence of charming Lisboa.

I am on my first *unaccompanied* trip to Lisbon, arriving this Sunday and free for action from around 2300 onwards. Unfortunately many of the prowlers here seem to operate by day, and services shut down towards 2200, when I look look at the web sites, or call. And the tourist or mafia clubs like Black Tie seem most unappealing.
Any particular recommendations for a first time mongerer? I tried contacting the Russians in Costa da Caparica, but English is not their forte, and could not discern if open late. Can I turn up unannounced? Is the "Mirage Klub" open late (they are on always on voice mail when I call)? Idem Clinique de Massage.. by the way, I love a good massage! Any hot recommendations?

Any phone number for Leticia?

Thank you.

Kama Leão

05-25-06, 19:45

Any particular recommendations for a first time mongerer? I tried contacting the Russians in Costa da Caparica, but English is not their forte, and could not discern if open late..

I don't think so. Try Eva, the Hungarian girl I mentioned in the same post, she does speak English and is quite a treat. I believe she might even be up for a late dinner with fireworks display afterwards... Or call Classic Ladies ( 968 972 093 see previous posts), try some kind of arrangement with Alexandra and be ready for a heart attack.

Murilloa

05-26-06, 18:18

A happy routine. Diana on Mondays, Suzy on Fridays. But even this will not do: a man without variety, whose kitchen is stocked with only two types of food, however delicious – why, that man is on his way to sex prison, or sex cemetery.

So on the ‘marginal’, returning from another trip with the boss, Mur pressed the ejector button in the passenger seat of the hideous SUV. He was catapulted into the air. The parachute opened crisply, and he made a neat landing behind the green fence that shields the Yellow House from prying eyes. It was 1230, lunch hour, a time when most garotas know the programme will begin - but the six women looked sleepy, ill-tempered, unprepared. One of them, Nadia by name, positively scowled as she presented herself. The others were hardly more welcoming. For a moment Muri thought the World Cup had started and he was interrupting a Brazil game. Only one, Natalia, offered a pretty smile. A firm, curvy young blonde - Mur swallowed the baited hook.

It was the last smile he saw. Natalia, native of São Paulo, took her €40, and then did everything in her power to be brisk, functional and unsympathetic.

It’s a fact of life - you sometimes meet a woman who has lost interest or is tired, or has no vocation. Then you get the rubber doll act, or what Brit ‘punters’ call the ‘assisted wank’.

Mur prides himself that with his charm, his smile, his jokes, his man-of-the-world command of tender teasing flattery, not to mention the reassuringly small size of his penis and his straightforward, conservative sexual requests: with all these, he can usually persuade a lady to relax, be receptive, agreeable, even to be active, even to be zestful.

Not this one. Worse than the rubber doll, for she actually put energy and spirit into the project of making her temporary lover feel like a worm in a turd.

Mur loves to unwrap his prize, the eternal teenager’s trembling fingers on the bra hooks. Natalia was having none of that. She shrugged away and undressed with back turned (her panties ironically bore the word Diana). Then she snapped off the light. There’s a standard line when chicas do this: “but you’re so beautiful, if you were ugly I would understand, but do not deprive my eyes of their rich feast by doing this lovely deed with me in darkness.” Or words to that effect. It always works.

Not this time. There was a curt, bad tempered argument, which she won.

Disdaining to touch him more than strictly necessary, and receiving his own caresses frigidly, she rolled the rubber armour into place like a nurse changing a catheter, and began CBJ, which was actually very good during the ten seconds it lasted. Another embarrassing moment as our overweight Oliver Twist begged pathetically for more.

But he had used his ration. Muttering something incomprehensible but clearly unfriendly, Natalia squatted to lube up with a fistful of KY. Mur respectfully, affectionately, suggested beginning in ‘doggy’. To see her face, you would have thought he’d asked if he could spit in her mouth. But she bent, and he entered. She started a groaning and gasping routine that was not acting, the way some chicas do: it was an angry sarcastic parody.

Mur likes to linger through the overture with long gentle strokes. Natalia writhed and bucked in an effort to finish the business, and collapsed face down on the bed to deny his hands access to her splendid breasts. He withdrew, asked her to turn on her back. This invitation to the most ordinary of poses met with another grimace as if the Marquis de Sade had just led his pet goat into the room.

In this position, she impatiently urged, “ Fodgee, fodgee, vai já, vai”: and then warned him that time was up - “Vai já, vão bater á porta”. (They’ll be knocking at the door). Tired of arguing, Mur strained the motor from first gear to top, ejaculated after a spasm that could technically be called an orgasm, and eased himself off Natalia, noticing again what a superb young body she was misusing. And her pussy was potentially a good lively creature, but being loaded with lubricant and attached to a ticking stopwatch, it offered little joy.

He dressed; she went for a shower, a pointedly long one to indicate just how filthy she felt after a four-minute fuck with such a fleabitten dog. She returned to find Mur looking anxiously in the mirror to check if he had broken out in plague spots, or become a werewolf or a Nosferatu. She made some caustic remark that he didn’t catch. He asked what she had said, she tossed her head, snarled, “ ‘squece” (fergeddit) and showed him the door.

In the sunlit street, he blazed with a sense of rejection and a childish powerless resentment he had not felt for years. Like schooldays, being treated with scorn, sarcasm and contempt by a teacher you’ve made every effort to please but who just has to dislike you. There was almost a lump in his scrawny old throat, as he tasted the futility, the waste of time, spirit and money, the pure fuckin’ injustice.

Cheap wholesome lunch at a nearby Brazilian joint restored a little faith in the land of ‘Ordem e Progresso’. But on the train home, he suffered the hangover of this bleak copulation. He thought of young mongers like Pedrassi, starting out on their careers. Experiences like this, at a tender age, could do permanent psychological damage, and perhaps even drive a man to drink, drugs, or monogamy.

Let’s not condemn the whole establishment over one girl’s bad day. But it may be clear from this thousand-word rant that Natalia, of the Yellow House in São João de Estoril, gained a place in the Hall of Shame.

Hell, this is such a crabby review that some reader will probably go out and try her, out of curiosity. Hope it goes better for you, comrade.

Pedrassi

05-26-06, 20:55

Great review, as usual you leave the reader engrossed in your descriptions and thoughts, catapulting him to the scene to be almost like an invisible figure observing in loco.

As to the actual experience, it really is a pity she gave you such a bad treatment considering how physically gifted she seemed to be. Although you can take (some) confort in the fact that it wasn't personal, as can be testified by the reviews in gpguia concerning her. She sounds like a very moody and strong-tempered lass, I guess it really amounts to catching Natalia when she's in a good mood. And she can actually afford the luxury of treating clients the way she likes (unlike most of the others) because of her looks, which consequently make her the favourite choice for most first-timers to the establishment, allowing her to scrap the whole concept of getting repeat clients altogether.

It is a bit of a paradox, but in a place where one gets to choose who one wants, the more beautiful a girl is the more probable she will treat a customer badly (there are exceptions to this rule of course).

As to the fool/sadist who after reading this still feels tempted to try her, I must admit that I am somewhat guilty. You have indeed stimulated my curiosity, and I'm hopeful that I might just catch her on a "good" day. Nevertheless, I seem to get curious about most girls talked about here, ranging from Suzy (Carcavelos/Parede remains my primary turf) to Eva, the hungarian Goddess much adored by KL. But the problem is that I have already devised a to-do list for the next couple of months:

1) Bianca Melo (pp website)
2) Lua Bruna (pp website)
3) SW Romanians in Poço (I'm usually shit scared of SW, but I find the prospect of being with a beautiful romanian girl a very attractive proposition indeed - the good reviews in gpguia finally convinced me to give this a go)
4) Bruna Torres (a repeat, best GFE ever!)
5) Marta (pp website)

Another woman (a 40-something year old MILF, according to gpguia reviews) I have sometimes considered is the ex-fitness instructor from Carcavelos who regularly advertises in CM, but i dare not pass such thoughts into reality, fantasies are one thing, what you actually get is quite another.

So I might just fit in a trip to the yellow house in the yellow train (thinking of a girl with yellow hair...) somewhere in that agenda. If I do, be assured that I will duly review all that happened here, if not only to establish a means of comparison with your experience. And yes, I hope too that I suffer no more psychological damage from this hobby. I have a friend who, while in the middle of a session with a working girl, got his condom ripped. Needless to say, it caused countless worries and caused him to quit mongering altogether. I must also eventually review my current status quo on uncovered BJs because while the risk of HIV transmission seems negligible/non-existent, I'm still not sure about hepatitis and all the other STDs.

Pedrassi

PS Mur the freebie older women sound like an interesting idea, but where could one meet such ladies?

Kama Leão

05-26-06, 23:30

So I might just fit in a trip to the yellow house in the yellow train (thinking of a girl with yellow hair...) somewhere in that agenda.

Boy, oh boy... you really enjoy dancing on the edge of disaster...

Allow me to suggest a no-risk, sure fire, alternative list:

Yes... Eva;
Alexandra - Classic Ladies;
Luciana - Classic Ladies (talk about GFE...);
Marina - Clinique de Massage;
Lilia - Costa da Caparica;
Patricia - Queluz;
Telma - Emanuelle/Giselle;
Suzy - Carcavelos.

You definitely can't go wrong with any of these.

I must also eventually review my current status quo on uncovered BJs because while the risk of HIV transmission seems negligible/non-existent, I'm still not sure about hepatitis and all the other STDs.

Hepatitis can easily be transmited through saliva and... perspiration. That means you should avoid any body/skin contact, forget kissing and cunnilingus, think twice about ordering a "bica" or a beer (the cup or the glass might not be properly washed...), stop handshaking altogether...
Of course it's wise to be careful but, when you think about it, you can't help but quote Jacques Brel's words: "Living can seriously damage your health".

Abraço.

Yuiop 696

05-27-06, 10:59

Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations. Meanwhile Eva on answering phone. Coudln't understand address in phoning Patricia / Queluz

I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (???onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast?) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (address? number? distinctive signs on house?).

Thanks

http://www.viamichelin.de/viamichelin/deu/dyn/controller/mapPerformPage?pim=true&act=RefineToMap&rnd=1148723258375&E_mg=210506148lS10J406147114704108886MAPB2C1m103deu54200013161103669000nY29zdGEgZGEgY2FwcmljaWE00001100&stat=ambiguous_map&strChoice=0

Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks

Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz, near the Belas train station, but more precisely? +351 96 864 21 24 Thanks

Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill Any good contacts for buying...? I bought some over the counter in a pharmacy in Gibraltar, and didn't realise how useful and what good value it was till I wanted some more!

Yuiop 696

05-27-06, 11:54

Hello again gentlemen,

Thank you for keeping this Lisbon page so lively and informative!

I’ve loked thru past posts but don’t see any references to Bianca Melo (pp website) 2) Lua Bruna (pp website) 4) Bruna Torres 5) Marta (pp website). Where might I get info? Thanks

Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations. Meanwhile Eva on answering phone. Coudln't understand address in phoning Patricia / Queluz

I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20??? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (???onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao?? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast???) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (???? address? number? distinctive signs on house?). Thanks
http://www.viamichelin.de/viamichelin/deu/dyn/controller/mapPerformPage?pim=true&act=RefineToMap&rnd=1148723258375&E_mg=210506148lS10J406147114704108886MAPB2C1m103deu54200013161103669000nY29zdGEgZGEgY2FwcmljaWE00001100&stat=ambiguous_map&strChoice=0

Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks

Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz ... near the Belas train station, but more precisely??? +351 96 864 21 24 Thanks

Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill Any good contacts for buying? I bought some over the counter in a pharmacy in Gibraltar, and didn't realise how useful and what good value it was till I wanted some more!

Yuiop 696

05-27-06, 16:18

Hello again gentlemen,

Thank you for keeping this Lisbon page so lively and informative!

I've looked thru past posts but don’t see any references to Bianca Melo (pp website)

2) Lua Bruna (pp website) 4) Bruna Torres 5) Marta (pp website). Where might I get info? Thanks

Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations. Meanwhile Eva on answering phone. Couldn't understand address in phoning Patricia / Queluz

I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (?onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao?? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast?) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (? address? number? distinctive signs on house?). Thanks

Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks

Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz ... near the Belas train station, but more precisely?

Thanks

Don Juan Domingo pops his blue pill Any good contacts for buying...? I bought some over the counter in a pharmacy in Gibraltar, and didn't realise how useful and what good value it was till I wanted some more!

Kama Leão

05-28-06, 01:08

I am going to try to arrive earlier and make my way to Costa da Caparica, 968 876 132. Arriving to Costa from the highway (IC 20??? - not the IP7?), turn left on the first crossing (???onto the N10 av Dom Sebastiao?? - just as you come into the town, about 500m from the coast???) and go 1 km more or less, until a building with oval shaped windows appears somewhere on your left (? so away from the coast?). Approach, go round. Stop the car near the Finanças. next to the last stop of the buses. The ladies are nearby (???? address? number? distinctive signs on house?). Thanks

Exactly as you say. The building (I seem to remember it's number 9, 3rd floor but I could easily be wrong, don't trust me...) is right behind the last stop of the buses that come from Lisbon to Costa. It's not away from the coast but paralell to the coast.
Anyway, I don' think Lilia will be there on the weekend...

Alternatively "Emanuelle (try Telma, Vânia and Carla - soon to be relocated, under another name, to Avenida de Berna, keep in touch with 'Correio da Manhã')" Any more precise cotnact details as of now? Thanks

It's in Avenida da República (Lisbon center), more or less halfway between Praça do Saldanha and Campo Pequeno, in a tall building, I'm sure it's the 9th floor and almost sure (once again, don't trust me...) the door number is 49.
This is their site
http://www.gizelle-escorts.com

(Emanuelle/Gizelle it's the same), 919405108. Telma isn't on the photo gallery but she's the one you really should try.

But, I believe it's closed on Sundays.

Alternatively Patricia / Bruna (same house?) in Queluz ... near the Belas train station, but more precisely??? +351 96 864 21 24 Thanks

Near the Queluz de Baixo train station. Leave the station to your left, on the way out, turn left, it's on that very same street, next to the entrance of a shopping center.
Again, I doubt they will be there on Sunday...

Kama Leão

05-28-06, 01:34

Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations.

Forgot about this...

I guess they close around 8.00 pm but I believe you could try and arrange a reservation for a later hour. Though certainly not for Sunday...

I'd like to make a reservation for... - (more or less phonetically, don't laugh...) Kero fazer marcassao kom...

What is the address? - Kual é a morada?

At what time? - A ke oras?

What is the door number? - Kual é o numero da porta?

Which floor? - Kual é o andar?

We aim to please.

Kama Leão

05-28-06, 01:41

Anyone can lend me a phrase book?! Unfortunately at Classic ladies they don't seem to speak English. I could just ascertain that Alexandra / Patricia . Luciana were not there, but couldn't out find what time they close, let alone make reservations.

Forgot about this...

I guess they close around 8.00 pm but I believe you could try and arrange a reservation for a later hour. Though certainly not for Sunday...

I'd like to make a reservation for... - (more or less phonetically, don't laugh...) Kero fazer marcassao kom...

What is the address? - Kual é a morada?

At what time? - A ke oras?

What is the door number? - Kual é o numero da porta?

Which floor? - Kual é o andar?

Could it be for a later hour? - Pode ser mais tarde?

Classic Ladies is in Avenida 5 de Outubro (a paralell to Avenida da República of Emanuelle), right in front of the (old) public TV building. No idea about the street door number, guess it's on the 6th floor (A? B? C? D?...). Try and ask for Luciana to talk to you, her English is nearly perfect.

We aim to please.

- sorry about the double posting... you can erase the previous one.

Murilloa

06-03-06, 13:25

At last, a few moments to continue the guide. ‘Saunas’ isn’t the correct word for these establishments. Few if any of them offer a steamy wooden cabin. Mur likes a genuine sauna, but his information, perhaps incorrect, is that Lisbon clubs with real saunas are Brokeback Mountain territory. It would be good to know where to enjoy a sauna without the attentions of fraternal cowboys: Muri wishes them no harm, but has no plans to get himself saddle sore.

Back to topic: rather than saunas, these are upmarket apartments. Some, like Mirage Klub, pose as spas or health clubs, with gleaming showers and jacuzzis, adjustable massage beds, piles of white towels, reception counters and cabinets stocked with gels and ointments, a style accurately described by one correspondent as ‘Whaddya Mean, *****house? Can't You See the Serious Spa Equipment and Beauty Product Posters?’

As well as comfort and hygiene, you are guaranteed first class ‘Beauty Products’ here, not the kind that come in jars and tubes but the ones in little high-heeled sandals and slinky see-through mini-dresses. Very seldom do these joints offer anything other than appetising, clean, well-presented ladies.

Sometimes you get a €25 to €50 bargain in Parede or Moscavide or wherever, and you think, “why isn’t this babe further up market?” but it doesn’t work the other way around, you will never go to Mirage or Adonis and think, “this dog should be down in the Poço fucking cheapskate bums like Mur”.

The guarantee comes at a price, of course. €80 for half an hour and €100 for a full two-blast sixty minutes is the standard at these classy places As a bewitching courtesan once said to Mur, clutching five blue twenties and admiring herself in the mirror, “a qualidade paga-se”.

She was right. Mur delves into the squalid depths of his memories of three years in lovely Lisboa. A long procession of putinhas. Never can he remember being disappointed at this end of the market: the €100 always feels well invested. Not by any means the case with the Portal Privado babes who charge the same or more: but they will be the subjects of a separate chapter, if the Good Lord spares Muri to carry on his mission to mongers.

If you are a stranger to Lusitania’s hospitable shores, eager to escape a hectic business routine or a frenetic family holiday, then these establishments, all in the central business district, are the top recommendation. Note that they do not publish in the online CM, but appear in box ads in the print edition – another little sign that the establishment sees itself as upmarket. Here is a list, probably far from comprehensive, and strictly in alphabetical order - it’s over to you, gentlemen, for the onerous task of researching and ranking them in order of quality.

Asistentes em Lingerie, www.elitelx.com 965256369
Atrio Saldanha Club, 967988917
Barbies Saldanha, 962652524
Classic Ladies, 968 972 093
Clínica de Massagem 919471262 www.clinicadoprazer.net Av. Marques de Tomar, 5, 1
Executive Club 967236270
Gizelle Club www.gizelle-escorts.com
Le Château, ex Adonis www.lechateau23.com936617363
Michelle e Assistentes 963904565
MirageKlub 912 650 077 (this number would be tattooed on Muri’s dick, except that, well, it's quite a long number)
New Center 919474194 Avenida Marques de Tomar, 33, 5º
PlayGirls 913229706
Rosebelle 919405108

As you see, several have web sites - these have proliferated, and Lisbon entrepreneurs almost rival Buenos Aires colleagues with their deft use of PhotoShop and their ability to persuade one girl to display under a different ‘nom de guerre’ on two or more sites. It will be difficult to attempt a list or a resumé of these sites, but as readers know, Mur will try most anything, so perhaps soon… but the next definitive offering will engage the Portal Privado phenomenon and return to that age old theme, Brasileiras.

Zé Duron

06-03-06, 14:32

http://www.lisboaescort.net/
http://www.segredos-luxo.com/
http://www.convivio-portugal.com/
http://www.coelhinhas-sexys.com/
http://www.compraouvenda.com/
http://www.cluberelax.net/
http://www.clinicadoprazer.com/
http://www.casarao.icom.pt/
http://www.belledejour.web.pt/
http://www.apartadox.com/
http://www.globosexual.com/pagina.htm
http://www.acompanhanteslux.com/indexx.php?c=106&link=GrandeLisboa
http://www.desejos.net/brn.htm
http://www.iroticus.net/index1.html
http://kamagirls.com/
http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/
http://www.relaxclub.cjb.net/
http://www.gostosaemprivado.net/girls.htm
http://www.goldensecret.net/port/anuncio.pl?pag=5&ini=0#
http://www.glamourescortsclub.com/
http://www.escort-pt.com/Galery.htm
http://www.escortportugal.com/
http://www.encontrosecreto.com/
http://paula19brasil.no.sapo.pt/
http://panterasklub.********.com/
http://www.dirintimo.com/sector.asp?sc=1&tm=Acompanhantes%20Femininas&pg=3
http://www.zonaquente.net/Mosaico.shtm
http://www.massagens.net
http://www.escortportugal.com
http://www.loukuras.com/modelos.asp
http://lady18.escortwww.com/
http://www.mulheres-que-vc.com/
http://www.elitelx.com/
http://www.topgirlsclube.com/
http://www.sexyin.com/classified.php?catid=3&subcatid=15
http://www.piriguetis.com/pagina2.htm
http://www.privatesin.com/anunciantes.asp
http://www.portaldodesejo.com/feminino.html
http://www.paginanet.net/up/portalparadise/main.html
http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=homepage
http://www.portalprivado.com
www.apartadox.com
www.acompanhanteslux.com

have fun searching around...

Murilloa

06-03-06, 15:02

Zé, that is fuckin' incredible. Nobel prize for you, lad.

Kama Leão

06-04-06, 04:26

Never can he remember being disappointed at this end of the market: the €100 always feels well invested.

Not always, Muri. And I'm not thinking of the PP babes. In every single one of those you mention (maybe with the one exception of Classic Ladies but I haven't been there for quite a while) there are wonderful AND disastrous experiences waiting for you.
But you're a kind and merciful heart...

the next definitive offering will engage the Portal Privado phenomenon and return to that age old theme, Brasileiras.

And the Apartado X which is quite similar. Even if both do not display only Brazilian babes. And the ones they feature come in prices that range from 50€ to 150€.

Just for Monger's History sake: the one and only real Lisbon sauna in Brokeback Mountain-free territory used to be in Rua da Glória (the first street on your right when you walk up Calçada da Glória, the one with the yellow escalator from Restauradores to Bairro Alto). It was quite spacious, with a large reception hall, several (really comfortable) round bathtubs in equally large cabinets along a huge corridor, and a heavenly staff of courtesans whose only goal was to make you leave the premises walking on fluffy cotton clouds.
I swoon as I write and the mind wanders towards the memories of Marilyn-lookalike Beta (Mary Magdalen be praised!... how we swam in pools of perspiration, foam, vapour and saliva!...), sex athlete, Louise Brooks twin sister and BJ-queen Paula, and...

Sadly deceased in the early 90s.

Murilloa

06-04-06, 13:31

‘thou rascal beadle, hold thy bloody hand!
why dost thou lash that whure? strip thy own back;
thou hotly lusts to use her in that kind
for which thou whip’st her.’ (‘king lear’ iv, vi 157-60)

the ‘beadle’ was the parish policeman. he was in the poço yesterday. fortunately murilloa had already taken his pleasure. there's a fresh bouquet of romanians in town, but katerina, aka irina3, was not on view at first, so a bright-eyed slim gypsyish girl with a lovely bum-length glossy black ponytail was taken upstairs. yuliana by name, she was a good substitute. mur had spotted her on a late night visit a week earlier with a distinguished visiting monger; but on that occasion she was on her way home, so the gentlemen extravagantly taxied all the way from praça figueira to the yellow house (report later).

after yuliana, mur hung around playing with his phone camera. irina3 was back on the beat and he wanted to snatch a picture of her to publish for peaceful. a dangerous game, perhaps, wielding a camera round here, but what is life without a piquant little dash of fear?

mur was keeping a watchful eye out for pimpodaddies, when suddenly the romanian sweeties rep001tered in all directions. law enforcement, the modern beadle, had entered our urban eden. mur pocketed the phone and retired discreetly. but on the way he saw the brave custodians of law and order catch one of the chicas and lead her to their van.

what happens to the girls when they are taken away? well, according to irina1, who discussed this with mur in pidgin spanish two years ago, they just hold them at the station for hours and hours, check such documents as they may have, and release them late at night. we live in the civilised 21st century, so there’s none of that whipping which a garota could expect if caught on blackfriars stairs blowing william shakespeare. irina1 said the coppers don’t even take advantage by demanding a freebie. they just deprive the ladies of a few hours of liberty and work.

why? here’s an averagely grubby street with a fair hotel, two acceptable bars, a neat chinese supermarket and a basic pensão where nice young women from a poor country earn money by pleasuring sad old fucks like you and muri. sure, there are pimpodaddies around to see that no asshole mistreats the girls and that no dickhead takes pictures of them. probably the guys also take beer money off them, but there is no way these cheerful cuties are trafficked exploited slaves. they are here for a working holiday, and bring nothing but joy to our ancient corner of europe. unlike intendente, up the road, there are no drugs or weirdoes in the poço, unless you count muri’s alcoholism and sex-mania. non-monger tourists wander through or trundle by in the quaint old trams without any fear or frisson.

as taxpaying monger mur feels aggrieved, like old boy lear quoted above.

well, at least if you work in portugal, rather than mr blair’s island of the insane, you know that your taxes are not going to fuck up any iraquis… but mur wishes the beadle would take his lash to some real criminals instead of these precious eastern charmers.

pathetic photographs give evidence in the appropriate section.

Pedrassi

06-04-06, 15:49

I visited Poço some days ago. And was incredibly disappointed.

Following the directions mentioned here, I passed the McDonald's Rossio and reached Praça da Figueira. Kept on walking straight until I reached some traffic lights which separate Poço from the quaint touristy zone. I realized from a glance that this was the place due to the presence of some 3/4 women standing against the wall on the other side. One was middle-aged, the others were just plain grannies. All the same, this meant I was on the right track and so continued onwards, into the heart of "Ghettoland". Sure, there were still a few tourists around, but the landscape had slowly changed to include more gangsta types and less mainstream-looking people.

When I finally reach the next intersection, I come upon a relatively short, robust-looking girl who suddenly locks her eyes into mine. I move away, but she calls back at me. I turn around, and she signals for me to come towards her. I comply, and as soon as we are within talking distance a slightly amusing conversation takes place:

Her: Queres foder?
Me: Huh?
Her: Do you speak english?
Me: Sure...
Her: Wanna fuck?
Me: uuh, well, how much?
Her: 25
Me: Well, thanks for the offer, but I have some other rather pressing things to do. What's your nationality btw?
Her: I'm Romanian.

It's not that she was particularly ugly (though she wasn't particularly pretty either), and had I been in the right disposition (I. E. Somewhat horny and desperate) I might just have taken her offer. But I hadn't gone to Poço that sunny afternoon with the intention of getting laid. I'd gone for a session of voyeuristic pleasure and to get an idea of how the ladies were like.

I continued my path around the block, where another three girls tried the same trick of locking eyes with me. They seemed to leave all the other people around alone, which made me wonder whether if I was their preferred kind of prey. Perhaps I just looked displaced in that troubled area.

While passing through the residencia I see a blonde girl coming out, her cheeks blazed pink and a really creepy-looking guy right beside her. Made me think better about the inconveniences of such a low market price; how even drug-addicts can satiate their occasional sexual urges in this place.

I eventually move back to the Rossio metro station stairs, a tad disillusioned with the spectacle seen moments earlier. But then a pleasant surprise seemed to arise: a girl was standing next to the metro stairs, speaking on her mobile in a foreign language that seemed to be romanian. And this one looked quite fuckable, to put it brusquely. So I decided to wait until she finished her phone call, trying to look as unsuspicious as possible to all the passing public. When she finally puts it down, she heads off down the stairs to the metro. I was most surprised by this development, but decided to follow her to see what she would do. She headed off to the Telheiras line, so I gave up.

Which made me wonder: perhaps she was just a tourist who I'd mistaken for a *****? Good job I decided not to approach her directly then.

Anyhow, despite the Poço fiasco I continue to be very thankful for the presence of readily available commercial sex. I reckon that it would be more morally despicable to bring a youth, in what's supposed to be the auge of his sexuality, into a period of forced abstinence, than to allow young girls to sell their sexual services.

Which is why there's a case to be made for States to subsidise prostitution and not repress it. Think of the spiritual happiness and general welfare that could spread from such actions. Of course, that will never happen, such is the twisted nature of the World we live in. Some say prostitution is a perverse, cruel industry. Well it is nothing more than a reflection of the perverse, cruel society that sustains it.

Enough philosophising for now.

Piotr

06-05-06, 19:17

Perhaps a bit like Master Murilloa I find myself occasionally on the way to Poço. There I elected sometime ago my current princess of Romania. I was attracted by her slim and elegant figure, long curly black hair, half blood gipsy. More than her almost inexistent curves, her tenderness keeps me always interested in going there, and even when I thing about trying another Romanian girl I am led towards her by some unknown force. Be cool Murilloa, her name is not Irina nor even Iuliana…

Note that the TDs are not so much better or even very different from the others, but she makes me feel good.

The facilities are bad, and the clock is always ticking – never spent more than 20 minutes inside. I would like to take her somewhere else, to some more convenient place, but my suggestions have not had any practical results so far.

Today, I was there only to know that she had been taken by the police. Again?
With the last pictures posted by Murilloa, he comments that the girl in white by the phone had been taken, and it seems to me despite the poor quality that she is the princess, that also appears in another shot.

If this is the case she has been taken twice in just 2 or 3 days. I fear that she goes back to her country willingly or not, and I have to endure the painful process of testing, screening and electing a new princess.

This is my first post here, and since English is not my native language I ask for your kindness regarding my writing abilities. In the appropriate section I post 2 photos related to the text.

Petemarkou

06-05-06, 21:30

Last time I was in Lisbon I called some numbers from the newspaper and they gave some directions to some apartment in Saldanha on the top of a Shopping center. Unfortunately there are are two shopping centers there (Atrium and Residence?) and I am wondering if there are actually two different such apartments or just one. I could not find either!

Murilloa

06-05-06, 21:38

Piotr, your English is fine, better than most of those who serve in Blair's 'government'.

It is good to hear that you have found someone worth returning to, in the Poço.

It is infuriating to hear that she has been taken to the station so frequently.

As so many writers and philosophers have pointed out, there will one day come a moment when relations between the sexes are not spoiled by laws, taboos and hypocrisy. It will benefit both males and females.

But that time has not yet come. You don't have to be a radical or a revolutionary to believe that one day our children will be able to put sexual relationships into a more honest and realistic context.

Jackson's forum is helping us in the right direction.

Till then, enjoy your princess when the coppers allow.

And if you can, persuade her into more tranquil surroundings and fuck her beautifully.

with respect

Mur

Piotr

06-05-06, 23:09

They say curiosity kills the cat, but I couldn't resist and went there again tonight. Just to see. Well, the princess and I had a brief talk, she is free again after 3 or 4 hours, but very sad. Her mood was not encouraging, and I left promising her to return one of these days.

Thank you Murilloa, for your words.

Peaceful

06-06-06, 10:29

what the hell happened?

What the hell happened? What happened to Little Romania?

I was there yesterday, in the Poço trying to make it happen, again. I arrived at 2: 30p. M. And went directly to the place. Empty of working girls, only some working men (constructors). "It's soon, the girls need to have lunch too" I though so I wandered without destination in that area. Half hour later I went there and empty again. Passed right trough the crumbling palace of pleasure, went in the galleries seeking and no one! 3 o' clock it's time to open the shops for the consumers god damn it! I was dried out so I went for a coke. And waited another half hour, returning to the rendez-vous point and again. NOTHING! It was half past 3! The shops ought to be open by now ARGH, I was to left frustrated but when I arrived the subway a ray of hope prevented me to pass the ticket and leave. So I walked up again, took a large, very large, walk to pass on the Poço, empty at 4 o' clock, once more. With my hope dead I left frustrated without seeing Catarina or Yuliana, not even that no-so-pretty woman that proposed to me last time, not only one Romanian chick, left without satisfaction, tired of walking under that scorching sun and lurking around with suspicious eyes and with a headache because of the coke that was too damn cold – what a major flop. So I wonder: what the hell happened? Did it close, did the police got a new target to harass, what the hell happened?

Best regards.

P Cla

06-06-06, 16:36

Unfortunately no reports at this stage, last time I came to Lisboa had no time for fun but just work, but I do promise I'll try one, or even 2, places soon and report back. Here I just wanted to congratulate with Murilloa for his compendium on Lisbon's more treasured secrets and for saving us a lot of bad experiences and disappointments. I believe you are a gifted and talented writer and read always with fun all your reports. I will make an effort to equal, or at least come close to, your detailed reports next time I'm in the beautiful Lisboa.
Regds
P_cla

Peaceful

06-10-06, 14:11

This reports a occurrence somewhere between April and May. I was hungry to rendezvous her person and mouth so there I went. She really is amazing, sympathetic and natural human relationship manager, and personally I'd add beautiful. But, I don't know why, this time was different, though the confidence increased I felt somewhat repeating the same experience (not totally true, we did some new naughty stuff) and it wasn't as memorable as the first time. But well, maybe it's me that has a stray heart, because Patrícia does her job flawlessly.

I'm waiting for news concerning little Romania. In the meantime I may revisit Patrícia, again.

Best regards,

Peaceful.

Kama Leão

06-11-06, 02:33

That which is truly Divine tends to be perceived by the lowly human eye in many different and wondrous forms.

"I was sent forth from the power,
and I have come to those who reflect upon me,
and I have been found among those who seek after me.
Look upon me, you who reflect upon me,
and you hearers, hear me.
You who are waiting for me, take me to yourselves.
And do not banish me from your sight.
And do not make your voice hate me, nor your hearing.
Do not be ignorant of me anywhere or any time. Be on your guard!
Do not be ignorant of me.
For I am the first and the last.
I am the honored one and the scorned one.
I am the w.h.o.r.e. and the holy one.
I am the wife and the virgin"
("The Thunder, Perfect Mind" - Nag Hammadi Library)

Thus polytheism.
Thus polygamy.
I recently came upon the Divine and She was a tall, statuesque brunette.
And She was a small, fleshy blonde.
The Divine has mischievous pitch-black eyes.
The Divine enraptures you with acquamarine-green eyes.

Her Holy Name is Diana.

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com./

But She's kind enough to let you call Her Kelly.

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?dir=images/galeria/CPkelly919462347/&id=143&evento=Kelly

Diana is, possibly, a higher manifestation of the Divine since, in the Temple where She dwells, there is no iconic representation of Her.
But don't let that fool you, sinner: because you can see Kelly's physical body, how unwise it would be to imagine that She is a mere human like you!...

All ceremonies and rituals of worship are allowed.
All ceremonies and rituals of worship are encouraged.
All are (and should be) duly performed.
And, no doubt, you will notice that, as the Lover becomes the Loved One, a moment will occur when Time and Space cease to be.
That's when you'll verily know that the Divine goes by the names of Diana, Kelly, Alexandra, Luciana, Telma, Patricia, Marina, Lilia, Milena, Vânia, Suzy...
That's when you'll Know.

Piotr

06-11-06, 02:54

little romania is again at cruising speed. the interruptions have been temporary, during a few hours each, but after that inconvenience, business as usual. now there are some 10 girls, no big stars - except for me. maybe i'm not too demanding. i've been there last thursday and once more climbed those steps to the room, with my elected hand in hand.

well, they are not really professionals, but they have a hard time standing no less than 12h a day, 7 days a week for a few months to earn a few thousand € , that in romania are a small fortune. that may keep them idle until they find there a job with no more than a monthly €100 - perhaps one day's pay in poço.

imo their attitude is not comparable with the great majority of the other colleagues, locals or brazilians. but that does not mean that they have better performance, they are just different.

Petemarkou

06-11-06, 08:32

Kama leao,

Great, divine links! Can you give us some addresses? In the web site they just say center of Lisbon. I called the number but I did not understand the directions.

Kama Leão

06-11-06, 21:07

Kama leao,

Great, divine links! Can you give us some addresses? In the web site they just say center of Lisbon. I called the number but I did not understand the directions.

Goddess Diana - Avenida da República (Lisbon center), 49, more or less halfway between Praça do Saldanha and Campo Pequeno, 9th floor right.

Goddess Kelly - Av. Marquês de Tomar (not far from Gizelle, Goddess Diana's shrine), 5, first floor.

Peaceful

06-11-06, 23:53

Dear Piotr,

I'm glad that normality has been restablished. I don't know if your reply will arrive before my third attempt but anyhow I leave the question (they are two):

1) You say 12 hours per day. How are those hours distributed? From what time to what time? Should 10-12 AM, 2-4 PM?

2) I seek Catarina or Yuliana... but in case they're gone it might be helpful to know your princess name, or description at least.

Thanks and best regards, I'll report as soon as possible.

P.

Peaceful

06-12-06, 16:22

after the clarification of mr. piotr i hesitantly made a new attempt. there i was, a little before lunchtime, climbing up the rossio subway station stairs and feeling weak. arrived at the place i first pass trough two fat satten ladies and see them, three romanian princesses, in the distance. "after so many months it's finally going to happen! " and then, as i came closer, my heart started pounding harder. they were at the arcades and i was slowing my pace to let people pass, acting casual. then i arrived at the arcades and made up my mind targeting the black haired one. as i came closer they looked busy doing nothing and didn't approach me so i climb the stairs pretending to buy some african hair stuff. then i walked down and once again no approach. a black dude passed and my girl talked to him - what the hell, don't i deserve a "queres foder? " too? ! - i went down to gaze at some random objects on sale and glanced right at a red haired very pretty young prostituta sad eyes leaning on a pillar. "poor girl, she must be a junkie. " i thought while moving away my eyes.

ok, this is my third time passing near you girls, if you ignore me i'll talk to the junkie pretty girl. as i got closer a young, slim, short, immature kid-alike girl (but older than 18! totally legal mr. policeman) came to talk to me. i said i was looking for catarina. she started poking fun at me yelling "catarina! catarina! ahoow catarina! he wants catarina! "; - shh. - i begged, but it was too late, now everybody knew i was going to the putas. screw it!

catarina (the black-haired woman, what a lucky guess) finally looked at me and without saying a word started to walk. i followed her trough the eternal walkway of shame in silence staring at the floor until the pensão. arrived at the pensão she starts climbing the stairs and once again i follow. climbing those 3 or 4 floors of old rotten stairs in a mild lighted building was surely surreal. arrived at the place the door is opened and people are walking all around, men, women, yes. yes. sure. i’m here to fuck. shame on me.

arrived at the room she closes the door, the floor is so rotten i could see the level under trough a hole in it! not a word has been spoken yet! no price, no do's and don't's, not even hi. this is a dream come true, my anonymous wordless introductionless sex is going to happen, but soon enough i show how dumb i am and talk, ask her something stupid and break the silence. "ahn" she replies. i didn't understood if that was a yes or a no, or a maybe but it doesn't even matter. she starts undressing without saying a word and i mimic. then she goes to the bide and starts washing her vagina while i'm already naked, standing alone looking to the mirror, trying to peek and look at her vagina, admiring her white skinny back and looking at the level under trough the crack on the floor. i keep ruining it asking stuff. "can we slow it down? "; "ahn", a yes i suppose.

we were naked, she's clean, i was already clean, she lays on the bed and i lay too. i start touching her. she wasn't responding, not verbally, not gestually, not bodily, nothing, which made me feel awkward. i didn't knew where to touch to make her feel anything at all so i went for her pussy like a prisoner after 10 years in jail. and licked her small natural in shape pretty tits. she's a woman full of sex-appeal, she's pretty, a beautiful skull, hypnotic brown eyes, red sexy lips, the blackest hair i ever saw; slim, well shaped ass, tall, pale, a noble figure, cold inside with living warm skin, distant, enygmatic, mute; she is czarina catarina. i asked her if i could kiss her in the mouth; "náuu" she mumbled, so "náuu" is no, got that.

so there i was laid down with her waiting awkwardly for my cock to get sucked as it's usual. i stop touching her since she didn't respond at all so she sat and put a midget small tight condom on me. again i kissed her skin and ears and again asked if i could kiss her mouth - "aaa! náuu! aquí" pointing at her cheek. dumb as i am i fell on the joke and really kissed it! i kissed her cheek! very funny, she could be a stand-up comedian.

she laid down and spread her legs. "hmmm, isn't something missing miss? ", i thought, but ok, i wanted to make sure i would fuck a romanian chick (another nationality to my "already fucked list") and do it with a street walker before i died (it was dangerous since the floor was rotten, the bed could fall on the lower level and kill us both) so i quickly dive in.

for some minutes i was upon her, warming up and hearing that miserable bed eek while staring at her lovely beautiful face and her dark pair of eyes focused at somewhere else than me or my face. then i asked her if she wanted to go on top. "ahh. náauu", she mumbled. she's a rubber-doll with life! (not entirely because she moves just the minimum to haste you). after a few more minutes i asked her to go on 4. "ãahn? o qui é quatro? " so i showed it to her by posing myself as a dog. "ahh. " and so she positioned herself. she wasn't lubbed and i was afraid that the (mini) condom would blow up. the doggy was boring since she still wouldn't move and now though i had this fantastic vision: a in-shape small lovely butt and her entire vertical spine almost ripping her skin apart outside her slim body, but i couldn't enjoy her porcelain face.

after a few minutes she finally took the iniciative and said something: "aahn. "; i deducted it was "hurry up" so i asked her to lay down again so i could finish and to lube my dick. she accepted (with an "ahn") and went to her purse to get some. then she laid down and once again i was on top and by the end she was breathing fast, seemed like orgasm to me. was it? or was she faking it? could it been without her being moist? why would she fake it? to make me come faster? anyway, i pounded harder and came, felling on her. we were both sweating and burning. i melt the rubber-doll! beautiful!

i took a moment, 20 seconds approximately, until my dick spasms stopped and came out. she quickly, quietly, cleaned her pussy and dressed in front of the mirror. a thing i couldn't stop noticing: i licked her tits and ears and she didn't clean it! probably i ate other men spit. ?

after she and i were both dressed up she stayed standing silently and i tried to take my little ridiculous revenge. i stand in silence without making the move to pay, playing dumb. 1 second. 10 seconds. 20 seconds. 23, 5 seconds and she wouldn't talk, not even to ask the payment, won't she ever say a word? why! she approached the black guy (without prejudice or offense but i'm not half as ugly as he was, and i'm much younger)! my revenge failed so i made the move and paid. i gave her 30 euros, 5 more than the standard (even though we never discussed prices), a tip of 20% of the base value, and pointed it out "i added 5 euros! ". "obrrrígada. " she mumbled. well, i know i'm not a hero but couldn't you at least fake it, that you were surprised or happy and give me a little victory?

on the leave i knew she was going to stay here for more 3 months. i wished her "a prosperous summer. (whatever that may mean to her.)" and she, for once, smilled and let me kiss her goodbye. she went one way and i left the poço trough another. so. now, i’m officially a level 1 street-monger. the level 2 is obtained when you have sex in a car with a sw.

prologue of my long long post

argh, even with all the ranting and frustration i somewhat loved this weird experience; it was so underground, hardcore, raw, amusing, thrilling and mostly long-desired and waited for so long. i will surely repeat. maybe next time not with the rubber-doll queen catarina, or maybe i will! if i will i promise i won't speak a word. or at least try. or at least not star making stupid conversations. she's so pretty, so passive, so silent. i'll do naughty stuff until she asks me to stop, at least she will start talking. so. if you like rubber-dolls she's the one! sorry for the long post, it's to compensate the talking that didn't happen today.

resume: it was weird. it was so funny. she's so lovely. i loved it.

best regards,

p.

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread.

Piotr

06-12-06, 22:49

Fellow Peaceful,

First of all congratulations are in order. Our 1st experience with a SW is always worth remembering, and your detailed post deserves an anthology.

I'm sure we all had our singular moments, and if I may tell you my opinion, do not repeat that czarina, at least not before testing further. I'm speaking against my own practice with the princess, but reason tells me that. And don’t feel put off by their lack of initiative.

The 12 hours period is from 11am till 11pm aprox. Of course during that period they do some walking around the block, go eat something (I think they never have a full meal there), eventually go for a short period to the several pensions where they live. But not as a group, and I never noticed any real “guardians” standing by. They are, as far as I know, perfectly free to do their own chores along the day.

My “princess”, better yet my former princess, is named Elena, long, pitch black curly hair, half gipsy, later twenties, slim body, very elegant, and speaks a fair Spanish. Beneath her clothes you will discover you should have met her 10 years ago… better than words, you may see her picture I posted in the photo section of this forum.

Well, just now I called former princess because after a long relationship coloured by frequently climbing those hideous stairs, yesterday I felt really mistreated and told her so.
But she is convinced that the spell she put on me lasts forever, but she’s wrong. It has helàs already ended, and one of these days – maybe tomorrow – she will see one of her friends climb the stairs with me… Be noted however that I’ve never been a SW or Poço addict, and my 1st time in that pensão was precisely with Elena who, I must confess gave me moments of pure bliss.

Enjoy

Pedrassi

06-13-06, 02:11

Comrade Piotr,

I have also been interested lately in the Poço SW Romanian scene. In fact, one day before Peaceful (presumably) went I went there with a friend in the early afternoon to check out the girls. I believe I saw your Elena from the distance with 2 other girls to the left of the chinese supermarket. All the others nearby seemed to be generally unacceptable in terms of looks. I quickly locked eyes with one of her friends and she came hopping over to talk to me. Unfortunately, she seemed to speak neither portuguese nor english, making Elena also come to act as translator. Her friend was reasonably pretty, but she (Elena) didn't have 2 teeth!

Which makes me wonder, is this the same girl we're referring to? Because it's a major turn-off to me when the girl doesn't have all her teeth (and to most people I assume). I asked her friend if she kissed, which Elena translated for her and to which the answer was affirmative, followed by a friendly laugh.

I would have gone, but the lost teeth image still lingered in my mind, making me back away. I did not manage to find out her friend's name, which was a pity.

But I have not given up on Poço yet. Eventually I shall gather courage and do it, even if it is particularly risky.

Green Banana

06-13-06, 11:28

Gentlemen,

I've tried various places in Lisbon, as described in previous posts. I've already noticed that most appartments' rooms are painfully hot during Summer. In the meanwhile, air-conditionned clubs as Elefante, Gallery, etc., only open at night. Too bad to stay indoor anyway when weather is so fantastic…

I'm dreaming of a mansion with pool and sundecks, which would host nice girls keen to please wealthy-ish patrons. There are places like this in Sao Paulo, Goiania and Recife. Does some member know if such a paradise does exist in Lisbon or vicinity? Just think about chatting under an umbrella and sipping a fresh beer surrounded by wet bikinis… getting a tan before making your pick and 'rest' upstairs!

Thanks by advance for your advises,

Long life to Portuguese Forum,

GB

PS: Peaceful, thanks for your refreshing report. I'm sure we all felt the adrenaline shot when going up the stairs with a complete unknown - more 'adventure' than 'performance being more than usual, indeed. Keep on reporting!

Piotr

06-13-06, 16:34

Poço again,

This morning I decided to go there again to look for a candidate to fill the void in my soul, and of course even after many years of practice, I repeated the same mistake. The lot was reduced, and not finding any worthy sw, instead of going elsewhere or home to have a quiet lunch, my mind was crossed once more by the evil words: “I’m already here, let me take the chance”, and I picked one randomly.

Big mistake. At close distance she is really ugly, she wouldn’t take off her top and bra, she didn’t wash herself – even if I was her 1st of the day, she ought to keep the appearances ! - she hardly touched my recently showered body, she placed the condom with the tips of her fingers, and the only glimpse of excitement I felt, were the rhythm changes during the covered bj.

Not enough. My dear mr. pickwick couldn’t maintain a hard on, and she was totally unhelpful. I think she believes that besides sucking for two minutes a plastic covered piece of flesh, laying on the bed with her legs apart, is all she has to do. Another two minutes, and I told her to put her clothes on.

I cannot remember her name, she is from Iarna, Romania and has been a while in Padova, Italy where she learned to speak Italian. It was my worst experience with a sw.
My dear Elena, perhaps I have to think again and forgive your ill tempered manners.
That, or it will take a while until my return to that rotten place.

In the other end of the spectrum of sensations let me share with you, pleasure lovers, another kind of experience and this one extremely pleasant:

Sometime ago when I was in the mood for a good massage, I called a brasilian girl (C.M.):

AREEIRO... Massagista... Delicada... Massagem... Relaxamento... Convivio não... Diplomada... Tm:961645376

The advert says: convivio não (meaning: no sex).

In a nice and clean ap near Areeiro, I had my totally naked body professionally handled for an hour, by a very competent 30 y. old almost nice masseuse, at the sound of a very relaxing music, incense burning on the counter, and the last 10 minutes of her “treatment” led me to one of the most deeply felt orgasms in years.

Of course I keep going there. Booking in advance is mandatory.
I’ll be there tomorrow. I have to overcame my disgusting experience of the day…

Pedrassi:
You are right about the 2 canine teeth! It's a recent loss (I knew her before...) that I hope, for her sake, she can replace when she flyes back to Romania again next month for a short(?) holiday.
Anyway, she looks funny with a small hole each side !, well, I' tried so far not to notice, but now that you mentioned I don't if I can...
On the other side she has for sure the nicest hair in Poço, that for me is a serious turn on.

Murilloa

06-13-06, 22:12

Congratulations, Peaceful. You brought back to elderly readers all the nervous energy of those first times with an SW, the mixture of excitement, anticipation, shame and lust. Also your descriptions of the Poço and the Czarina are exact and atmospheric. Mur has met senior mongers recently who questioned why a relatively affluent gentleman would spend any time at this end of the market. Your report is a sufficient answer.

You now have a choice. Do you return to try a different EE lady, or do you confront Empress Catharine the Great for a second engagement?

(Jeez, if any Russian mafiosi read this, Mur is on the death list for melding the national heroine with a Romanian wench. Even though we know that the Empress herself had sexual habits that make any SW look like Julie Andrews in ‘The Sound of Music’. )

The story about Julie Andrews and the horse is untrue, by the way.

Typically, these girls will be more responsive when they realise that you are a ‘repeat’ customer, and you may find that second time around, Catarina unbends a little, especially if you again offer €30 and pay up front to show that you enjoyed her last time and trust her now. She may put additional effort into retaining you as a regular; but then after ten visits or so, she’ll begin to take you and your money for granted and treat you like shit. These lovely women may be prostitutes, for the moment, but their genes instruct them how to behave like girlfriends and wives.

Piotr has described how it goes, in his incisive reports.

On the other hand, you may prefer to avoid a ‘relationship’, deciding that variety is the spice of life. In this case, you will take the girls, one by one, up the creaky stairs. They will realise that you are a serial fucker, a non-repeater, and you may never get past the rubber doll performance.

Or you can be both kinds of monger, at different seasons, like Mur.

Let us know which way you go: one thing is certain, you may not become an addict exactly, but from now on, you will find it difficult to keep your nose and your cock out of the Poço.

Mur writes this enviously from sex prison, where there is a hard-labour routine that does not even permit him a TV in his cell to watch the mundial. But his next outing will probably be the Poço, and he will reveal more about the real life of these mysterious girls.

Mur encountered a fellow Englishman today who was literally foaming at the mouth about how much he hates Brazil football and how he wants them NOT to win the cup.

Mur doesn’t love Brazil himself , but this guy was raving crazy.

Conclusion: he must have been to the yellow house recently and tried to fuck Natalia.

Of whom, more later.

Brown James

06-14-06, 00:16

Sorry about my english but I have to report about this eastern pearl.

On another Forum i read several TD about this girl.

Today I tested and believe me it's fantastic.

The BJ is 5 stars. So god that I didn't try anything else.

Very "simpatica" and the price is a bargain 50,00 Euros.

I'm astonished why Murilloa didn't sampled her?

Zé Duron

06-14-06, 18:08

WOW!!

Yhis is a blond portuguesa in her 30s, about 165cm, big boobs hanging down a bit because of the age factor, but she is fit and offers her beautiful ass and massage for increbible price: 20 only massage, 25 massage plus covered BJ or handjob and 40 euros one hour or more of pure sex.

I took the B option, she gave a beautiful massage, she is top class when it comes to playing dirty and exercising your llower bodyparts...incredible handjob and massage, plus a frenetic blowjob while I was on my four and she was milking me from behind!!!! WOW!

Her conversation is sexy and she puts you at ease, she is not a beauty queen...but she is a queen anyway.

gentlemen...go for it! It is worth every penny.

Kama Leão

06-14-06, 19:26

On another Forum i read several TD about this girl.

And on this forum too:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464985&postcount=671

She's a real delight, yes she is.

Tavares

06-15-06, 11:21

Hi Muri,

I have been reading your very witty reports for quite a while now and I am very interested in knowing a little bit more of the mongering scene in Lisbon.

I am in Lisbon in fact for a few days and who better than you to give a hand? if it is ok with you, how to get in touch?

Tavares

Kama Leão

06-16-06, 00:51

The red high-heel shoes. The mane of blonde hair. The big, piercing blue eyes.
The - oh my Dog!... going weak at the knees again... - soooooo sexy Russian accent!...

Elena is facing you. A thirtysomething (slightly) plump Goddess from the land of matrioshkas - just like her: you can only discover her layer by layer -, eager to invite you into a rollercoaster of lust gone wild, ready and willing to allow everything that will surely make you explode like a supernova in her soft, silky, sensuous body.

You want more. You can only want more. You'll never have enough of Elena. You want her mouth avidly devouring you, her lubric dance over, under, and in front of you, you can't stop yourself thinking about how she defies you to taste her derrière, about her lupine howls, about the way she relishes your tongue, your spear, your fingers, your fist exploring her in every which way, about the dizzying reflection of that theater of lust in the mirrors that surround you. Madness, true and dangerous madness, lies not far away.

Toxic. Contagious. Literate. Lethally seductive. Elena.

New Center - http://www.clinicadoprazer.com/index.html

in New Center, Avenida Marquês de Tomar - The site directs you to Clínica do Prazer (the staff rotates between the two), also in Marquês de Tomar, nº5, first floor; New Center is a little further down the avenida, nº 33 (I'm not sure, you should check), 5th floor.

Green Banana

06-16-06, 08:49

What to do on a rainy afternoon when in Lisbon ? Go to Marques de Tomar, 5, 1 Esq. (left), of course !

I arrived there at 4pm. Only 4 ladies were available, including the receptionist. Renata immediately attracted my attention. I may as well have read about her on the Portuguese other forum. She is a young (27 ?) blondish Portuguese lady, ready to offer her lovely big soft natural boobs to any kind of activity. Very well shaped, with round and firm ass, nice legs, pleasant face. I opted for the 100€ hour – she kindly precised this was for complete service. I haven’t been disappointed.

In the air-con room, I found another iron-pumping machine, a relaxation bed, an integrated shower. She kindly washed me using her voluptuous breasts. I started by taking care of herself, appreciated. She encouraged me to finger her… hum, both orifices, waoow ! Then very, very deep CBJ. I noticed the xylocaïne lube close to the bed… Best part was yet to come, namely a furious doggy – up the brown eye ! Very enthusiastic attitude, no complain, she took it bravely. I eventually took advantage of her sweet breats up to COB.

Don’t forget an excellent massage afterwards – and you’ll know what you’ve missed by not mongering today !

All the best,
GB

Murilloa

06-17-06, 16:54

A coincidence, bananaman. At exactly the same time on that rainy afternoon, Mur went to the ‘château’.

Gentlemen will remember that the Adonis Club in Rua Braancamp closed when the hypocrites of the press fussed that the prime minister’s apartment was adjacent. Surely an excellent way to ease away the cares of state, popping next door to enjoy an Angolan mulatta or three, but anyway, Adonis departed, and recently a new CM advertisement has claimed ‘le château, ex-Adonis’.

It was research time, so after slipping a bribe to his guard Mur escaped for a couple of hours from sex prison and dodged the rain to Rua Camilo Castelo Branco 23 1st floor. Two minutes walk from Marquês metro, but in the other direction from the old Adonis. Another two minutes walk away, is Diana in Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, so Mur stood for a moment racked by indecision, but decided in favour of his investigative duties.

For a château, you could do a little better in France. This is another of the nondescript office buildings of the zone. Inside, a minor disappointment, for unlike Adonis, the castle has no fancy spa equipment. An appealing mama-san in tight jeans announced that five ladies were available, and here was the next disappointment, four average women with too much weight on board. But number five, while not an ‘avião’ was a sweet looking morena minx in a black dress, who offered the customary two-kiss greeting, whispered ‘Boa tarde, sou a Sonia’. And then casually but carefully squeezed the front of Mur’s pants, where the hungry young companion reared like an angry cobra.

This was a good omen, so the choice was made. €50 for half an hour, payable up front to mama-san. A neat red-décor bedroom with a shower in the corner. Mur and his new girlfriend used this facility and then had absolutely brilliant sex for well over half an hour. This was what some mongers mean by the ‘girlfriend experience’. Yes, some of us have been cynical about that term, but here was a lady who gave herself fully to the act from the DFK to the hot climax and all the stages in between, including magical BBJ.

Just one detail: when she felt Mur quickening his rhythm, she begged him NOT to come yet, and repeated the request five minutes later. What a contrast from hurry-up Natalia of the yellow house. Very like Suzy of Carcavelos in friendliness, skill and commitment. Sonia is twenty-nine, she plausibly says, has had one child, is in great condition with firm body a little on the chunky side, shiny black hair, bright eyes, nipples and lips to kiss all day. She is from Paraná, and unlike so many Brazil girls she said she enjoys Portugal and wants to stay.

She thanked Muri for giving her pleasure, said that she loved sex when it was as good as this, and asked him to return soon. Part of the service, of course, but gratifying.

Recommended, and not just for a rainy day. For those of us tied by capitalism to central Lisbon, she can be visited in the lunch hour, but not at cocktail time, for she has a strict 12 till 6 timetable. The castle itself is open until 11.

Japan

06-17-06, 21:09

Can anyone recommend any particular hot looking girls, or venues where bareback fucking is available in Lisbon? Thanks in advance for any info!

ButtLover

06-18-06, 16:40

Can anyone recommend any particular hot looking girls, or venues where bareback fucking is available in Lisbon? Thanks in advance for any info!What about HIV?

Is it worth the risk?

Member #4643

06-18-06, 20:35

Anyone recommend a good h--ker bar in Lisbon? There are lots of escorts, great massage parlors, but seem to be very few late night spots to pick up girls. I can only find reference to one such bar in the ISG and it wasn't totally flattering. Thanks

Murilloa

06-18-06, 20:52

After a rapid tour through your reports, Japan, it is clear that you are neither an ‘agent provocateur’ nor a lunatic on the loose: just one of those guys who has come to his own scientific conclusion that bareback fucking is not much more dangerous than touching the handrail in the subway or passing a joint.

You also assert that a surprising number of prostitutes, in many countries, will allow unrubbered access if you are persuasive enough.

Mur has no idea about Lisbon. He accepts BBJ if offered, doesn't insist if not, and never asks to ride without a raincoat.

Once, not long ago, he was playing with a favourite woman with whom he has a relationship of trust and affection. He slipped, unprotected, inside her. For a few seconds he stayed there, and then, by mutual consent, through eye contact rather than either person saying anything, it was agreed that although bareback was beautiful, withdrawal was wiser. Armour was duly rolled out and rolled on. Better for both of us, it was agreed.

If you go to Intendente and ask a druggie babe for bareback at €50, you'll probably score. If you then enter the nearest pub and bet the barman €50 that you can drink a litre of cachaça in five minutes, he will accept the bet.

In both cases you may survive, but you are taking a deadly risk, IMHO.

Murilloa

06-21-06, 22:25

Very quick report.

Mur went West for the first time in a long while.

He called Suzy, of course. No reply, but he went to Quinta do Barão anyway, called again.

And again and again. No score.

He purchased CM, called other Carcavelos GPs, found one in the same street as Suzy, almost opposite.

2 meninas universitárias portuguesas +mulatinha linda. 913473133/ 967719931

He called Suzy again, not wanting to be unfaithful.

Still busy/absent.

So he went to see Natasha.

Big, bouncy firm black clever smiling São Tomé girl, speaks English and French as well as Portuguese.

She said, "it's a busy afternoon - after the game, everyone wants to fuck."

(Portugal had fucked Mexico two hours earlier)

She was fun. One of those big-tittied booties with a really tight pussy.

€40 and good value. Mur will not return because he feels guilty about mounting another girl less than 100 metres away from Suzy's nest.

But he recommends Natasha to those who enjoy smooth rich abundant black chocolate with a sweet pink centre.

Kama Leão

06-30-06, 18:48

On a whim, you fumble through the Correio da Manhã pages. It takes a huge leap of faith to give credit to most of the ads - particularly if one already has had too many sorry experiences... - but, occasionally, you feel like diving for pearls, into the complete unknown, just for the thrill of it. Provided, to quote the late great queen of debauchery, Janis Joplin, they are "cheap thrills". And, suddenly, you come across something quite unexpected - at least in Lisbon - like this:

GREGA... Estudante... Morena... Corpinho Danone... Inesquecível... Completa... 24hrs... Deslocações... É 917053240

Greek? Really?... As in Socrates, Plato, Theodorakis and 2004 European Soccer Champions? Well, why not?...

Forget Socrates, Plato, Theodorakis and the dreaded ballgame. Epicure is much more like it. Alice - for that is her "nom de plume", so to speak - is a petite, slim, raven haired, Greek object of statuary, an Aphrodite with soft, delicate, firm, very responsive, medium breasts, a perfectly rounded derrière, and a - oh so elegant! - pair of legs on heels that, from the very first moment you set eyes on her, leaves you with no option but to want to stay with her. And stay. And stay...

And, well, Aphrodite is also the proud owner of a velvet mouth,with velvet lips and velvet tongue that are more than willing to invite you into a slow ascension to the Gods Pleasure Dome. Of course, you, being a reverent gentleman, do want to pay hommage to The Goddess, whispering wet worshipping verses on her private, moist Shrine. As (the possibly divine too) Leonard Cohen said:

"So I knelt there at the delta,
at the alpha and the omega,
at the cradle of the river and the seas.
And like a blessing come from heaven
for something like a second
I was healed and my heart
was at ease"

You will be blessed. She will be blessed. Bliss will descend unto you both.

(Near the Centro Comercial Gemini, halfway between the top of Avenida das Forças Armadas and Avenida 5 de Outubro - 50€)

Kama Leão

07-01-06, 01:16

Murilloa

07-04-06, 18:34

Sabina is a Romanian girl who works the Poço. She is twenty, she says, and when you disrobe her, you believe. A lovely slim body, gorgeous long black hair, firm brown breasts. She is charming and sexy but also mercenary to the very tips of her nimble fingers. But by paying 'over the odds' Mur has twice obtained deep joy of her.

Then today, after the very satisfactory deed, she preened in the mirror while Muri checked his latest text message from Tony Blair. Perfectly re arranged after her torrid tussle, she smiled and said it was time to go. Jokingly he replied, indicating his mobile phone, "you look so pretty, may I take a photograph?"

And to his amazement, she coolly said yes, asking for no remuneration and smiling happily at the result.

Which Mur will now share with you in the relevant section.

Kama Leão

07-08-06, 15:01

Eva is tall (1.75 m, I'd say), early thirties, with an athletic but deliciously curvy body, medium to small breasts, a butt that, once you see it and cannot help but feel it, is certain to make you dizzy, sexy face and a voracious sex appetite. She's Hungarian - but speaks very good Portuguese, don't know about English - and more than willing to please you in every way you can dream of (and then some...): DFK, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, A (she actually invites you to it, deep and hard, and makes it all too clear that it will not be only YOUR pleasure that will be at stake!) you name it! Not at all a clockwatcher, she greets you in beautiful lingerie, really enjoys you undressing her piece by piece (while she does the same to you), in fact, she apparently relishes in all the gloriously sordid details of the art-of-the-boudoir. While, at the same time, remaining a little snobish, coquettish and sophisticated. And, yes, she is expensive: 150€/hour. But, can you really put a price on Heaven? (967 723 412, Lisbon, near the metro station of Pontinha, next to the Lidl supermarket)

Just to say that Goddess Eva (announced as Swedish but, actually, Hungarian)
http://www.asensual.com/gall/thumbnails.php?album=13
seems to have relocated to Estoril. I haven't been there yet but everything I mentioned in the quoted post above (except the new phone number: 96 449 8102) must surely remain true.

Yuiop69

07-09-06, 11:09

Arrive from 17c in Amasterdam to a sweltering 35c in Lisbon. Check in City and then head for Costa da Caparica. I actually flew over it on the way in, and already it was clear that it was a choice between a balmy beach resort or a slow wilt in the city.

CDC was an inspired choice for my first TD in Portugal, as I was later to find out, and in no small measure due to the brilliant advice on his board. CdC is a typical Portuguese seaside resort... with the added density of commuters. Sandy beaches, 1m high waves... And a brigade of surfers on one beach trying to catch a ride... On another beach, swimmers and sunbathers as naked as local customs allow. The local sea side choo choo trundles by. taking daytrippers back to their cars.

1900 and it is my turn to catch a ride, as I head a few blocks back to No 9 Praca Padre Manuel Bernardes.... Just to the the left of the oval windows. (better have a map... The locals are in another time warp). 3 flights up, A.

Let's not go into all the gory details. It just suffices to know that this was my No 1 paid experience. Indeed it even rivalled a good deal of the non-paid. The first true paid GFE ever, and with my longest DATY ever, and with all the signs of a climax for Ana. Heaven on earth... (I know I know I've met many bad and good actors... still, this felt like the real thing).

Just note I had to work extremely hard for this - I could still feel the creak in my neck two hours on. Also note it comes at the cost in how passionate Sire was served afterwards. Still it was a beauty to behold, that I may keep with me to my dying day.
I had never believed this possible, ever. Miracles apparently happen, and let me just add that it can help if you a cross, as Ana is a true believer. Also it likely helps if your expectations are not too high... as I have after 7 years of rooting in other backyards.

Also I can well imagine others having entirely different experiences... Especially if you put a premium on the flesh (6) rather than the spirit (an unbeatable 10 on this occasion). As usual, the face lags the beach tanned body, as it does for almost all of us as we head towards the 40s.

95 minutes in all, of which 75 was spent frolicking. Yet another recod. A
little upfront bribe and a smart suit might have helped swing it. Yes, earlier on at the beach, I did feel like a penguin at an oasis when my black polished shoes crunched in the sand. Still for once, I got a few stares from the half-naked beachbabes.

Later a sea shore dinner at a balmy and pleasant 30c.... With my best ever bacalhau to date (although standard fare for the natives I suspect)... Manies O Alentejano. Need to check out where the tres haute cuisine might be in this resort. Ideas ?? as I hope to return as quick as my boss will send me to Lisbon again! Thanks ever so much for clear directions.

PS next morning I went back, in between two appointments... I am not a morning guy, but couldn't resist. Ana and Lilia there. They both wanted to come, but given that time was tight, I chose just Ana on her own. Again, sheer bliss. Again, rivals much of the non-paid.

PSS Don't get a fixation on Lilia - all 3 girls need to work, and I am sure kindness will be responded in kind.

Kama Leão

07-09-06, 21:00

PSS Don't get a fixation on Lilia

Easy to say...

Zona Quente

07-11-06, 16:52

The site http://www.zonaquente.net

Is the site of your independent escorts in Lisbon. Please take a look.

Petemarkou

07-11-06, 20:31

Do they have an address or they are just for outcalls. What are their average prices?

Murilloa

07-12-06, 17:53

Sunday, the sex police caught Muri ‘in flagrante’, dressed only in a tight leather thong and a butt-plug, crawling up the stairs of the pensaõ in the Poço, collecting discarded cigarettes in the hope that they had graced the mouths of Catarina, Iuliana or Sabina.

They only beat him gently, knowing that he would enjoy it too much if they thrashed him hard. But then they came up with a hideous threat: four weeks in sex prison, on Devil’s Island.

Devil’s Island! Every sex offender dreads the horror of being sent to that evil place. The only isle in the world where the sharks and barracudas wear suits and drive cars. The cruel and devious Baron Blair rules over it. Its skies are a year-round chilly blur of grey smoggy cloud and pelting rain.

“Nooooo!” screamed Mur through his studded latex gag. “I implore you – Afghanistan, Guantánamo, not Blair land!”

But the judge was implacable.

“Murilloa, you are a sickening pervert. This court has read transcripts from ISG and GPGuia, heard testimony from the innocent women you have exploited, and masturbated over your photo of Sabina. We can therefore show no pity. Go to England for a month, spend that month with your ex-wife, and may the Good Lord have mercy on your soul.”

“Your honour, puh-leeease, one last request”, begged Mur, knees giving way and bowels evacuating.

“We are listening.”

“Allow me just half an hour with a prostitute in Lisbon before I start my sentence.”

“Request granted, prisoner. I recommend Inês of Cascais, near my beloved tribunal. She is a tiny half-Japanese babe who sucks and fucks like a geisha goddess. Fifty Euros. To be paid from the Portuguese state pension funds. Take the prisoner away.”

“Thank you, your honour, may heaven pour blessings upon you and upon your family”, answered grateful Mur, as the guards dragged his limp body from the courtroom.

So on Monday Muri called at the blue and white door in Cascais and was greeted by a pretty, petite dark minx with brains and attitude in plenty, who gave him a fine send-off. She laid him down like the abject prisoner that he was, and fucked him senseless, a cowgirl to dominate any wild horse in the prairies or pampas. Then she turned passive and bent to be taken from behind, urging him to pound her neat arse until the inevitable and magnificent conclusion.

She talked throughout, but funnily and dirtily. Afterwards she enjoyed and returned tender caresses.

If Muri survives incarceration, he will return, and in the mean time he recommends Inês to those happy mongers still enjoying freedom in lovely Lisboa.

She’s here,

Cascais... Assanhadinha... Menina... Danoninho... Boquinha... Gulosa... Bumbunzinho... Apertadinho... Descobre-me!!! 964126634... www.privatesin.com/ines

The photos do no justice, but anyhow they will be stored under a semen-soaked mattress in sex prison.

Até logo,

Mur

Piotr

07-13-06, 19:14

Those of you who have read my previous posts will know that I have a huge task to accomplish: the selection of a new Romanian princess.

Bad attitude made former princess Elena lose her position of privilege and admittedly her best client, followed shortly by her return to Bucharest (should have guessed…).

My first attempt, as reported, was a total flop. By the way, her name was Iara, from Galati. In my report I mixed up this information, only later I remembered correctly. A rubber doll to avoid.

Not wanting to make the same mistake twice – at least twice in a row – this time I drove by, parked the car, and slowly walked along the street, my brain cells taking notes, measures, archiving colours and shades, adding the assets of each brunette available – and the choice is now wider. By the end of the terribly long 20 meter walk the short list was made. I courageously turned 180º and began the 2nd pass.

An older specimen of SW, around 40, very short hair, always present since I remember, led me to realize that I have never seen her with a client, never we crossed paths on the stairs, I wonder if she is the guardian of the virtues of the flock, obviously for a price… or perhaps this is only my imagination.

Everyone in business knew what I was up to, and worst, I suspect most of them knew me already due to my frequent visits to princess Elena, even if then I kept a low profile often using the phone to make her meet me inside the building. Anyway, I assumed that those who were interested knew my intent, the others I hope they did not notice me, and if they did I don’t care and hope (firmly) they don’t care either.

These inviting light green eyes met mine and the choice for this play off was done. No words were needed for her to walk towards the entrance of the pensão. From behind I confirmed her promising hips moving inside the pants, her long black loose hair pointing to her backdoor.

‘Cum te cheama? Vorbiti engleza?’ (What’s your name? do you speak English?) – by now I have learnt a few Romanian expressions … a kind of ice breaker.

‘Lili’, she said, and kissed my lips even before the first flight of stairs. She undressed slowly, no bra, amazing body. She claims to be 18 and I have no reason to doubt. A wet kisser, sensual lips, a GFE that doesn’t count the minutes, with time for foreplay, to speak, to offer her beautiful curves before the main course, cbj (maybe next time bbj), very responsive, well above the average Romanian in Poço.
Definitely a test drive to repeat.

Inspired by the example of Master Murilloa with Sabina, I asked her if I could take her picture. She smiled, meaning: ‘by all means…’ and again, she was happy with the result. Between you and me, it doesn’t do her justice. See photo section.

Petemarkou

07-13-06, 22:11

Muri,

what ever happened to Lori. I should assume she is not in London any more?

P Cla

07-14-06, 12:27

Went yesterday to the Marques de Tomar, which I has already visited long time ago. Went there around 4 in the afternoon and clearly the time was not right, there were about 5 or 6 girls, of which only 1 or 2 passable, chose Debora, the receptionist, a Brazilian with long curly hair, in her 30s. What made me choose her was the sight of her nice ass, too bad that after she removed her underwear and the high heels the ass was not so nice and the tits neither...in the end went for a quick bj without much enthusiasm...not that she was not nice but I did not really fancy her so I went for the quick exit route, a nice and quick bj and out we go. First not so nice experience in the beautiful Lisboa, next time we'll try something new...

Murilloa

07-15-06, 09:48

In fact, Petemarkou, by a happy coincidence, Mur was able to visit Lori in a frantic one-hour window of opportunity between convict trains yesterday. Now he is in the high security wing of a prison in deepest Blairland.

She's still there, still beautiful, still on the expensive side at £70 a half hour, but what a half hour.

Mur will be allowed five minutes per day in the prison library to check here for news, so keep his spirits up by posting.

What to do in your prison cell? Why, learn Romanian, of course! Great work, Piotr.

Piotr

07-17-06, 13:44

Little Romania was stormed this morning by a uniformed taskforce. The pungent occupying elements destroyed the local economy, at least for the day. It’s still unknown if hostages were taken. Also unknown is whether this action was in response to a bite or a scratch inflicted on any naked sturmtrupper, or was totally unprovoked. Experts say that the origin of this act may be due to the influence of the leaders of the Chinese enclave, that sometimes call for the assistance of these allies for the occasion. The long lasting Chinese bad will towards the working Romanians may be due to the tantalizing sight the Chinese leader has to endure outside his door, especially after a frustrated night with his first lady.

It is expected that business resumes the normal status later today.

Murilloa

07-17-06, 19:52

if it is really true that the nice chinese people who run the shop in the poço are behind the persecution of our romanian sweeties, then that's plain unfair.

much worse, surely, in the eyes of a storekeeper... it's bad for business. muri is a regular client of this chinese goods venue, shopping every week for green tea, soya sauce, fresh ginger and other goodies from the fabled orient.

and how did he discover this store? and why does he prefer it to similar outlets rep001tered around the city?

bcause of the other life-and-health-enhancing products in the street: the girls, of course.

now, it could be argued that other people, more respectable than mur, (there are ten million such folk here in portugal) might shun the poço just because the babes from bucharest are peddling pussy.

not in 21st century portugal, imho.

com saudades,

mur

Murilloa

07-18-06, 19:24

So a weird thing happens. Friday, Mur escapes to see Lori. That evening he is installed in prison in deepest darkest Inglaterra. Sunday night - a miracle. He’s walking round the exercise yard when the guard calls, “Prisoner 666? Call for you, from some foreigner.”

««Muri, we hate to interrupt your holi… erm… prison sentence, but we need you back in Lisbon urgently for 24 hours to attend two unforeseen meetings. We will of course pay you extra time and fly you business class and get you back behind bars as soon as possible.»»

“You fuckin’ idiots! Just when I was starting to enjoy prison! When is the flight?”

So bemused Mur is back in Lisbon Monday afternoon, works all night, Tuesday morning more meetings, lunchtime he goes to the Poço for Sabina, then has just a few hours to catch his plane but fits in a visit to Algês.

Algês? Well it turns out that Martinha is back. Tiny ugly tasty Martinha with braces on her teeth and a tight pussy and a tale to tell.

ALGÉS... Assanhadinha... Voltei!!! ...Ainda Melhor... Oral Natural... Bumbuzinho Arrebitado... Corpinho por explorar... T.962372829 www.prazerintimo.com/martinha

Reports on the way: right now Mur has reached the departure lounge, still in prison clothing with lap top on his knee, about to go north again.

Global capitalism does strange things to a man…

Murilloa

07-18-06, 19:37

Martinha returned to Brazil in October or so. Muri had told her the wonders of London, and how even an ornery girl – and our Marti is ornery – can ask £150 per hour in Tony’s capital.

Scanning the net before his surprise mad dash to Portugal (see below) he saw to his delight that the little one is back in Algês. There, they were reunited today, in a scene too moving to recount here, but the story she tells is interesting.

Turns out she bore Muri’s advice in mind, and after Christmas with family, our little lady jumps on a plane to London, shacks up with some acquaintances, disappears into the twilit world of illegal immigrants, meets a nice Brazilian mama-san, and pronto, a week after sliding through Heathrow, she is turning four £150 tricks per day in Bayswater and living like a princess.

This lasts three months and then Blair’s fascisti move in: they send her back to Sambaland. You may think she was lucky not to get shot like her unlucky compatriot last year, but no, she says the boys in blue treated her beautifully and even offered her a female counsellor in case she needed help getting over the terrifying experience of being ‘trafficked’. No, she insisted, but if you really want to help me, just let me stay and continue fucking older English guys for loads and loads of lovely money.

That could not be arranged. She clearly didn’t have the big cash it takes to buy off the law in Blair’s utopia – much less the £5m donation to Labour Party funds which would have made her a duchess. So, deportation, courtesy of the taxpayer, and then she bounces back to Algês.

She is desperate to return to London, which she sees as a terrestrial paradise. It is many years since Muri heard his homeland verbally caressed with such passionate love (after she had finished physically caressing other items). Now, she needs an Englishman prepared to certify that he intends to marry her – or a university to certify that she is a potential student. those are the only ways she can secure a visa to enter Cacatopia.

Let’s send her to Cambridge, to tutor the floppy-haired gay boys and teach them the error of their ways. Or are there any Brits reading this, who would care to propose marriage? She's much too smart for Rooney or Beckham, but what about Paul McCartney, who has recently returned to the life of a penniless 'solteiro'?

Whaddaya think, guys? She is no top model, but a lovely fuck, at least for this hardened sex prisoner. Magnificent BBBJ, tightest pussy of all time, and all she wants is a visa.

C'mon, boys, get there while aged Mur is still hesitating.