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Vince Howard73

01-14-08, 01:16

Hi,

I've only just discovered this website, and so am new to this forum. Reading through these pages, a lot of this information would've been useful to me when I visited Lisbon last year and earlier this month. The first time I visited I didn't even go there thinking about a scene, but was pleasantly suprised when I walked through Poco during the day to see loads of lovely girls hanging around. I returned one night and was greeted by one of them who spoke very basic English, and managed to overcome the language barrier and went up the crumbling stairs with her. Suck and fuck was 25 euro (bargain! ). I forgot the women's name but she is stunning with long black hair, full Angelina Jolie like lips, beautiful blue eyes, nice titties and was really friendly. I'm sure that maybe a few of the Romanina lovelys there will fill that description, but if someone could tell me her name, I'd be very grateful! If it helps, she is very forward and she basically latches herself onto your waist saying "come on, lets go now" until you agree to shag her).

The second time I went, I headed for Poco, hoping to meet the same Romanian lovely (in fact I think I saw her trying it on with a guy at night) but instead I met Sabina, who I have just read about now on my return to London and upon discovering this website. As I thought 25 euros was the basic price, I went to Poco and she called me over and offered 50 euros. I told her I didn't have 50 euros, and I think her lack of English led her to believe that I was haggling with her. We went upstairs and of course as everyone has said, she wanted more, when she found out I didn't have anymore she sulked and sulked and sulked! Even through the actual sex, which made it both funny and awkward for me at the same time. The sex itself was rushed by her, which at the time I thought was fair enough because she wanted more money, which I wasn't able to pay, but I really thought her attitude stank and she was a drama queen. Plus that moustache is a real turn off on such a pretty girl.

The next day I thought I would try Poco and try and find the other one, but again Sabina spotted me and persuaded me to go with her. This time she was sweeter, linking arms with me up the stairs and although again I was short of the money (I just don't think I should pay 50 euros when someone else can give it to me for 25), although I had much more than yesterday, but she still gave me a fuck and suck, and was far more responsive. She even gave me a kiss on the way out and seemed very sweet. Although the next time I go to Lisbon (hopefully summer) I hope to find the girl I went with first time, as she is more my type, even though Sabina is a stunner.

Leon999

02-09-08, 12:42

Muri,

Nordboer,

I tried the massage at Wayang.

http://wayangcenter.com/

The place seems to be a franchise of a Spanish brand. It is really very comfortable and well decorated – even the music is in fact relaxing. The moment you walk in the door, you feel transported to a different world. I enjoyed the Thai massage (140€), by a pretty Portuguese girl called Ana. I spent two hours there, if you include a shower before and another one afterwards. It did make me feel good on a bad day. And yes, you’re naked during the massage (the masseuse wears only panties), and yes, she gives you the most fantastic handjob in the end.

It is expensive, tourist-geared. I see it as a one-time experience, and I am recommending it to friends, but not planning to go back myself.Jesus, Raskolnikov,140€ for a handjob - your friends must be bloddy millionaires! Are these norma proces? Couldn't you have got a cheaper deal from a SW or somewhere else?

Murilloa

02-10-08, 14:05

Jesus, Raskolnikov,140€ for a handjob - your friends must be bloddy millionaires! Are these norma proces? Couldn't you have got a cheaper deal from a SW or somewhere else?

No need to get exasperated, Leon.

Raskolnikov did stress that it was expensive, and probably a once-and-for-all experience (though he also charmingly tells us that he went back for more).

He also makes it clear that he was purchasing much more than just a 'handjob', having enjoyed a major sense experience before the manual finale.

To make an analogy with the dreaded drink: in Lisbon you may suffuse your system with alcohol by guzzling ten shots of cheap Bagaceira, shedding €25 in the process, or you may buy a bottle of vintage Port for €100 and enjoy it throughout a long mellow evening.

Both experiences are worth trying, once in a while, and there are very good reasons why one is more expensive than the other.

Simliarly, you can temporarily extinguish the fires of lust with a functional trip to the Poço and its Romanian denizens for €25... or you may go to New Center and commit an hour, and €100, to the lovely lingering ministrations of the goddess Diana.

Both experiences are... etc.

I hope Raskolnikov himself is still occasionally looking in on this forum and will have his own comments to make, but in the mean while, gentlemen of the Supreme Court of Mongerdom, I rise to his defence.

Bigdan1465

02-11-08, 21:24

Hi Guys,

I'm since Saturday in Lisbon and I'would know where is the nice place (secure also) near the Metro Station of Anjos (Green Line).

Could you give me an idea of the price etc.

Regards,

Dan

Raskolnikov

02-14-08, 18:23

Leon 999,

I am not going to try to explain why I think it may be worth it, once in a while, to pay a busload of money to be jerked-off: Muri has done it and I couldn’t improve on that. Let me just notice how odd it feels that you should worry more about my money than I do.

Kama Leão

02-17-08, 23:04

To make an analogy with the dreaded drink: in Lisbon you may suffuse your system with alcohol by guzzling ten shots of cheap Bagaceira, shedding €25 in the process, or you may buy a bottle of vintage Port for €100 and enjoy it throughout a long mellow evening.

Both experiences are worth trying, once in a while, and there are very good reasons why one is more expensive than the other.

Spot on, Muri.

But allow me a slight correction: where you wrote "vintage Port", try instead "Adega Velha" (exquisite "aguardente"/brandy). As far as spirits go, that's Alexandra/Classic Ladies (oh so sadly departed!...) for you.

BTW, you should drop by more often in the Portuguese forum where you know you can find us. We need "foreigh correspondents" to keep us up with what's going on in Brownland.

Abraço.

Halothane

02-19-08, 20:01

Last weekend I travelled up to Lisboa from my home in Algarve. Firstly to attend to some business but most importantly for me to try out the new Wayang Centre.

How disappointed I was.

Initially I sent an email to book a time. This was never replied to??

I telephoned and made an appointment for 13:30 Saturday.

I was running late, so called them to tell them I would be 5 minutes late. I was immediately told that it was not possible to see me as I was late. I explained that I was in Rua de Madelaina and would be there shortly but this made no difference " It is not possible to see you, somebody else has filled your appointment".

Full of sorrow at my dilemma I ended up in the Hard Rock Cafe drinking copious amounts of Budweiser!!!

To all fellow members of this forum, if visiting the Wayang Centre "DO NOT BE LATE!!!!" You have been warned.

I would like to hear from anybody else who has visited Wayang. Is it worth trying again? I will make sure I am not late!!

Stay safe.

Halothane

Florida

02-19-08, 21:14

Hi Guys,

Thanks for the many tips in the Lisbon forum!

I tried Le Chateau 23 and Miaus Klub. Le Chateau 23 had 10 girls to choose from (i was there around 16:00). Very beautiful girls indeed!

Information on Le Chateau 23:

Website http://www.lechateau23.com/
Phone: 913635343
Open from 11:00 to 21:00.
Prices: 50 eur. for 30 minutes, 100 eur. for 60 minutes.
Address: Rua Camilo Castelo Branco 23; Google maps (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=nl&geocode=&q=R.+Camilo+Castelo+Branco+23,+Lissabon,+Lissabon,+Portugal&sll=38.726066,-9.147964&sspn=0.007851,0.014462&ie=UTF8&ll=38.725446,-9.14762&spn=0.007851,0.014462&z=16&iwloc=addr)
Metro: Marques de Pombal

Miaus klub had only 3 girls to choose from (i was there around 16:00). I didnt go for it because i didnt like the girls there.

Information on Miaus Klub (new address!):

Website http://www.miausklub.com/
Phone 965565394
Open from 10:00 to 21:00
Prices: 75 for 30 minutes and 150 for 60 minutes.
Address: Rua Basílio Teles 17; Google maps (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=nl&q=17+R.+Bas%C3%ADlio+Teles,+Lissabon,+Lissabon,+1070+Portugal&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.150864,59.238281&ie=UTF8&cd=1&geocode=0,38.738730,-9.163714&ll=38.739557,-9.163713&spn=0.007481,0.014462&t=h&z=16&iwloc=addr)
Metro: Praca de Espanha

Florida

02-20-08, 19:07

An addition to Miaus Klub: it is on the 3rd floor and knock on door "B".

Hi Guys,

Thanks for the many tips in the Lisbon forum!

I tried Le Chateau 23 and Miaus Klub. Le Chateau 23 had 10 girls to choose from (i was there around 16:00). Very beautiful girls indeed!

Information on Le Chateau 23:

Website http://www.lechateau23.com/
Phone: 913635343
Open from 11:00 to 21:00.
Prices: 50 eur. for 30 minutes, 100 eur. for 60 minutes.
Address: Rua Camilo Castelo Branco 23; Google maps (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=nl&geocode=&q=R.+Camilo+Castelo+Branco+23,+Lissabon,+Lissabon,+Portugal&sll=38.726066,-9.147964&sspn=0.007851,0.014462&ie=UTF8&ll=38.725446,-9.14762&spn=0.007851,0.014462&z=16&iwloc=addr)
Metro: Marques de Pombal

Miaus klub had only 3 girls to choose from (i was there around 16:00). I didnt go for it because i didnt like the girls there.

Information on Miaus Klub (new address!):

Website http://www.miausklub.com/
Phone 965565394
Open from 10:00 to 21:00
Prices: 75 for 30 minutes and 150 for 60 minutes.
Address: Rua Basílio Teles 17; Google maps (http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=nl&q=17+R.+Bas%C3%ADlio+Teles,+Lissabon,+Lissabon,+1070+Portugal&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.150864,59.238281&ie=UTF8&cd=1&geocode=0,38.738730,-9.163714&ll=38.739557,-9.163713&spn=0.007481,0.014462&t=h&z=16&iwloc=addr)
Metro: Praca de Espanha

Banana61

03-06-08, 23:36

Well I found myself in Lisbon with an unplanned free evening so, with no real intent - honest - I had a quick look at ISG. Reports of the Wayang centre caught my eye and suddenly a walk in the lovely spring evening followed by a relaxing massage looked a lot more attractive than a laptop full of work.

I called the Wayang centre where, despite the receptionist's very limited English and my completely absent Portuguese, I managed to make an appointment for 8pm.

Rue da Madalena was easy to find but the centre itself is quite unobtrusive, quite easy to walk past I suspect, so keep your eyes on the building numbers. At the appointed time I presented myself at the door which was quickly opened and I was ushered into a waiting area. Here the receptionist presented me with a list of massages in Portuguese only (so memorise your choice from the website). I established that four-hands was not available so opted for a "Banjar" water massage for which I handed over €170 euro, for a 70 minute session.

Shortly afterwards a local lady named Eva arrived to show me to the massage room. Here she explained, in limited English, that I should undress for a shower. Whilst I was doing that she ran some water into the jacuzzi. After I settled into the water she sprinkled some rose petals then climbed in to massage me from foot to shoulder, mainly with her feet then her hands.

We then moved to the massage table where initially I was covered with damp towels for a general squeeze followed by tapotage. Towels removed, Eva commenced a gentle massage using warm oil. She worked from foot to shoulder as I lay face down, then the same again after I turned over. This included limited use of her breasts. Finally, she focused on my cock and balls to bring me to orgasm.

The masseuse was topless throughout the massage, wearing only a black thong. Eva herself is a short, 5'3" or so, and slim with nice, 'though enhanced, breasts (I prefer natural, however small).

Overall it was a well-done, very relaxing massage. The rooms are very nicely decorated, with several traditional Indonesian features, and well equipped. It is not cheap but I think it is worth it if you like to be pampered occasionally (as I do).

Heidbaw

03-14-08, 17:04

I will be visiting Lisbon for the first time in April 2008 & I would appreciate it if any of the regular contributors to this site can provide me with up to date information regarding girls visiting the hotel room or girls working out of apartments.
This is a genuine call from one punter to another & I have recently submitted reports for both Bremen & Athens during which I managed to have a really good time using the information provided by other punters on this site.

Here's hoping for a positive response.

Cheers,

Heidbaw

Top Caat

04-10-08, 23:20

Heidbaw

04-11-08, 09:58

Semi's ? I'm going all the way.
You betcha.
I will be submitting a report later on my exploits in Lisbon & I'm already searching for information about Florence.
Trust you had a good time as well.

Cheers,

Heidbaw

Heidbaw

04-14-08, 14:28

Couldn't believe my luck on ariving in centre of Lisbon to discovery that I had been dropped off at Praca da Figueira which is slap bang in the area of Poco etc.
It was noon when I arrived & I immediately went off to locate the brothel at 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros which was were it was supposed to be & at this point did not try it out.
Quick walk round the corner & straight into Poco de Borratum but unfortuneately no-one was about.
Went for a wander & ended up at Lechateau 23 which is in Rua Camilo Castelo Branco No. 23 & it is on the first floor. On entering I was shown into a fairly large room comprising double bed ,t.v & video & a shower cubicle in the corner.
I was introduced to 7 girls some nicer than other but all of them were nice in their own way i.e. tall, skinny , large etc.
I selected a girl called Beatriz who came from Brazil.
Every Brazilian girl i've had has always had nice firm breasts & fantastic asses & Beatriz was no exception.
The prices quoted were 40 e for 20 minutes : 60e for 30 minutes & 80e for 40 minutes. I opted for the middle option. everything was done with a condom & I don't know if anal was included as I never asked.
All in all an enjoyable 30 minutes was had.
After taking in some of the sites I ended up back at Poco about 4pm & there was about 5 girls on show but the area in general was far to busy for my liking so I left it alone & headed instead back to Rua de Fanqueiros 277 & this time went in.
There were 5 girls on show & I choose a girl called Patricia & the prices this time were 20e for 10 minutes or 40e for 20 minutes, I went for the 20 minutes package & this time only had a nice slow & prolonged oral performed on me.
After that it was time to head off into the sunset.

In closing I would like to thank guys such as Murilloa & Piotr etc for providing me with such good background information which resulted in me seeing 2 girls in a reasonably short period of time & not roaming around a large city not knowing where to go for business.

Thanks once again.

Cheers,

Heidbaw

Rugga

04-23-08, 00:03

Piotr

04-27-08, 19:53

Calling Lisbon experts. I know there is a lot of good info here but it would be great if you could reccomend the best private apartments with the best line up of girls. Brazilians/East Europeans are my type.

Thanks mongers!

Most of girls are Brazilians/East Europeans. Since there are no big changes, the info you have here on this thread is uptodate.

Dan Ward

05-14-08, 21:06

Are there clubs in Lisbon like the ones in Spain?

I really do enjoy the getting to know you time before the deed.

Vitrea

05-22-08, 12:27

First trip to Lisboa

I came into town a bit late..around 9 PM. I realized that most of the wellknown establishments such as the Wayang Center — Tel: 902 202 246; close around 9 or 10 PM.

http://www.lechateau23.com/
Phone: 913635343 closes at 9 PM.
I did not know how late Gizelle is open as I forgot to record this info before and I did not access to the web at that hour.

I walked over to Poco de Borratum. This is one of the back streets. If you are standing in the Praca Figileria with Rossio Square (not metro) to your back Poco is in front of you (behind the buildings you are facing). If you want to ask for directions, ask for Hotel Tejo. At 10 PM there was zero action except for a couple of 80 kilo Africans (no joke). AT this point I dropped the idea of mongering and spent my money on food and wine.

As I was walking back, on a whim, I jumped in a cab with 200 euros in my pocket. I the asked cab driver to take me to Elefante Branco (white Elephant). On the way there he says the says that the sucky fucky at EB is 180 but he can take me to “habitacions” where I can look at the girls and decide. It is 100 per hour. The alternative is “strip clubs”. Now, I am from North America and I am a sucker for strip clubs. That perked my interest up. Don’t get me wrong. I have done this a lot. I know that the cabbie gets a commission at thes places but I did not care. I wanted to explore the options available at that hour.

Our first stop was Pacerella. A high end strip club. E 25 to get in and buys you one drink. The rest of the drinks are E 15. Girls drinks are E 40. Each lap dance is E 40 and the private dance is E 45. The dances last for 10 minutes. I asked the gate guy to let me have a look at the talent. There are 6 girls working. Mostly Eastern European and couple of them are gorgeous. I left with the promise to come back later.

Next stop is Photus erotic club. I found out later that this is owned by the same guy, serves a more younger clientele the only difference being they have E 80 contact dances. The guy would not let me in to take a look so I left.

The taxi later took me to an apartment. They had three Brazilians who I would rate them as 5,6 and 7. There I was told that it is E 100 for 40 minutes. The place itself was nice but I passed and returned to Pacerrella.

At Pacerrella,they have two floors with a small stage on the top and a larger stage in the basement. It has typical strip club atmosphere but not as dark. The stages are difficult to see. I saw mostly business people with expense accounts. There is pressure to buy drinks. The girls are content is making money as they sit and talk with you drinking E 40 drinks. I was told that this gets split 50/50. A Spanish girls with beautiful body asked me to buy her a drink. I asked about her “rules”. She said, “no touching” and pointed to a sign that says that you will be escorted out if you touch the girls. I smiled and passed on her drink and her dance. I am glad I did. A gorgeous brunette Latvian slid into her spot. Her name is Tina (Valentina) and she knew exactly what I wanted and agreed. Her sister Alexa (tall blonde) also works there. One girl drink and two private dances later I left happy.

Vitrea

Vitrea

05-22-08, 15:41

I got stuck in Lisbon on Corpus dos deus. This is a major holiday here and most everything is shut dow.

Waylang: the website listed 902-202-246 as the telephone number but I keep getting a "no longer working" message. The locals say that this is not a Portuguese number! Like a true monger, I did not give up. I walked up and down the Rua Magdelena and found it. It is 273-275 Magdelena with large glass doors frosted with a tropical theme. I rang the bell several time with no answer. That is when I realized that I may be out of luck today.

Took a Taxi to Gizelle. No luck. They are closed.

Took a bus to the Chateau. They are open with Brazilians working. I picked Christina, 26, 5'9", nice typical body and fair complexion. 40 min for E 80. Both of us showered and enjoyed mutual massages. Her BJ technique is mediocre but over all not a bad experience considering the holiday and all.

I like to Thank Jamsen1 for excellent directions.

Vitrea

05-22-08, 15:47

I just got an email from reservas at Waylang. The phone number is 902202243. The last number is a 3 and not a 6 as the website indicates. I wonder why they left the wrong number on the site. I will try them again.

V

Explorer69

05-22-08, 18:35

First trip to Lisboa

At Pacerrella,they have two floors with a small stage on the top and a larger stage in the basement. It has typical strip club atmosphere but not as dark. The stages are difficult to see. I saw mostly business people with expense accounts. There is pressure to buy drinks. The girls are content is making money as they sit and talk with you drinking E 40 drinks. I was told that this gets split 50/50. A Spanish girls with beautiful body asked me to buy her a drink. I asked about her “rules”. She said, “no touching” and pointed to a sign that says that you will be escorted out if you touch the girls. I smiled and passed on her drink and her dance. I am glad I did. A gorgeous brunette Latvian slid into her spot. Her name is Tina (Valentina) and she knew exactly what I wanted and agreed. Her sister Alexa (tall blonde) also works there. One girl drink and two private dances later I left happy.

VitreaWas it possible to take a girl out from any of the strip clubs? Any possibililty for sex with the dancers?

Carlos Primeros

05-25-08, 04:57

Gentlemen,

the Lisbon Strip Clubs are rip-off joints. 40 € for a lady-drink, add your drink to it and you easily end up with 100 € paid for what?

Lisbon offers also Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, Gallery etc. where you can get a girl for 200 € TLN with a first-class service or you go the the appartments for 50 - 100 €.

These appartments are all over Lisbao, Benfica, Centro etc.
Just have a look into the "Correiro" - there are 3 - 4 pages of girls offering their services starting at 20 €.

I really do not need such a stip-club to rip me off.

Carlos

Vitrea

05-25-08, 09:59

Was it possible to take a girl out from any of the strip clubs? Any possibililty for sex with the dancers?

The answer is No to both questions. I have asked more than one girl.

I agree with the previous poster that the Lisbon Strip clubs are a poor value. I am just providing info and there may be some guys out there that on some nights may prefer a nude dance from a beautiful girl...just as an alternative.

Vitrea

Explorer69

05-25-08, 12:38

Gentlemen,

the Lisbon Strip Clubs are rip-off joints. 40 € for a lady-drink, add your drink to it and you easily end up with 100 € paid for what?

Lisbon offers also Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, Gallery etc. where you can get a girl for 200 € TLN with a first-class service or you go the the appartments for 50 - 100 €.

These appartments are all over Lisbao, Benfica, Centro etc.

Just have a look into the "Correiro" - there are 3 - 4 pages of girls offering their services starting at 20 €.

I really do not need such a stip-club to rip me off.

CarlosThanks to CP and Vitro! Good information!

TomRifle

05-28-08, 12:02

Next week I will be for the first time in Lisbon, on business. I don't know the local language. I will be staying in the Holiday Inn at R LAURA ALVES 9. I am looking to find beautiful girls - I am not into street girls or low cost-low quality girls, but also I want to avoid the super expensive places, where you get ripped off. Could you advice me where to go and where to look for girls? Are there in Lisbon places similar to the German FKK clubs?

Explorer69

05-29-08, 13:09

Gentlemen,

Lisbon offers also Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, Gallery etc. where you can get a girl for 200 € TLN with a first-class service or you go the the appartments for 50 - 100 €.

Carlos200, how long time is that?

Carlos Primeros

05-31-08, 05:00

TLN = Toda La Noche = the whole night.

Some of the girls stay with your for breakfast in the hotel, some you better kick out - YMMV

Green Banana

05-31-08, 17:48

IMHO and based on various experiences you cannot expect a girl to stay TLN for 200 € if you pick her up before 2:00 am+. Earlier, she will promiss whatever but be sure she'll fly away after one or two pops, back to the club in order to catch another customer… You'll have quite a short night then.

Mike Huff

06-05-08, 11:22

In town for a few weeks and checked out a few sites recommended on ths board.

Tried two girls from www.portalprivado.com Going rate for most of the girls on this site was 70/half hour or 100/hour incall, 100/150 outcall.

Kira Lee: Nice girl from Brazil. 70 euro for half hour, 100 euro for hour at her place. 100/150 for her to come to your place. I went to her place. Everything done with condom. Decent CBJ, no GFE but this girl knows how to bang cowgirl style (OMG) Very laid back and no clock watching. I will repeat.

Pietra: Watch out for this one. Long story short they make you think your talking to Pietra (the girl that answers the phone says she's Pietra, the real pietra speaks absolutely no english) on the phone to get you to come in then show you five so so looking girls hoping you take one of them. When I told the girl I only wanted Pietra she said she had an upcoming appointment and couldn't make it. I said see ya and as I was walking out the door she said Pietra was available now. Did finally party with Pietra which was alright, no GFE, CBJ all positions but anal. I wouldn't repeat.

Gizelle Escorts: On this site I've seen guys say the address is Ave Da Republica which is correct and the number is 46 or 47 or 49. None of those numbers are correct. The correct address is 45 Avenue Da Republica, 9th floor, "D". Upon entering I was greeted by the reception who brought in about nine girls (one at a time) who give you a kiss on the cheek and introduced themselves. Going rate is 80 euro/half hour or 100 euro/hour. I saw on this site someone was offered 150/hour. If that happens pick another girl, this ones trying to rip you off. I chose Raquel from Brazil, 100/euro for an hour. Very nice CBJ, she has a tong ring that she uses very well, all postions but anal. No GFE but I would repeat with her.

Poco area: Walked through thier a couple of times. Only saw about 4 girls each time. Nothing worth taking upstairs.

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Explorer69

06-06-08, 11:57

Hi,

I will soon be in Lisbon for a conference. I want a hotel that is close to all the fun, but I don't really know the geography of Lisbon. Can you recommend 4 (or 5) stars hotel close to Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, Gallery etc? I have some names to choose between: Tivoli Lisboa Hotel, VIP Grand Lisboa, Aviz, Marques de Pombal, Real Parque Hotel, and Sana Park Lisboa Hotel, but other hotels may be possible... I guess they are all girl friendly?

Yuiop69

06-21-08, 14:20

I think of all the mongering destinations in Europe, Lisbon is my favourite. And I'm off there tomorrow!
The prose of Murillo and others here give an idea of the pervasive sensuality of the city, helped by fine weather and cheap prices.
What more can you ask for?
All the same, rich as it is, the forum here doesn't quite give you the full idea of the richness of experience you can have in Lisbon.
The Portuguese forums display a far fuller choice. Already in an outlying beach town of Costa da Caparica, the Portuguese forums speak of several addresses, although I know of just one.
Since Ana returned to the Ukraine, I only went back once. Unfortunately that was a Sunday, and they were closed. Try to avoid going mongering on a Sunday... the locals seem very family conscious, and business does shut down.
By the way, I've yet to find the nudist corner on the Costa da Caparica beach, although a stroll is very refreshing all the same. (I am just after seeing that realezas.com has a branch out in Costa, although I've never sampled their services).
I've always been lucky enough to find girls seemingly working on their own or in partnership... I don’t like the idea of middlemen, nor having to pay for more maybe a more impersonal service.

My all time mongering favourite has to be Lilia. A remarkable lady on all fronts... resembling it would seem Goddess Diana (whom I've never had the good fortune to meet), if it wasn't for the short blond hair.
Unfortunately I'm disappointed to find that Lilia's number is only on answering machine these past few days.... she does return home occasionally.
Stupidly I forgot to ask her for her email last time... she is an avid user I found out. (And once again she refused a tip - how many women can do that? That merits a fine present if I can find her again!)

The reason why this forum I guess sticks to the well trodden is the difficulty of communication. Many of the girls cannot speak a word - not even a word - of anything else other than Portuguese and their home language (Russian for Ana and Lilia).
Even many of the taxi drivers have difficulty, and the higgledy piggledy geography of the city does not improve matters.

Given that I have just accumulated ten words in Portuguese, this leaves me trying to arrange appointments beforehand by SMS with Google Translator by my side. Needless to say, this requires some patience, and I can understand that most punters prefer more direct routes.

Something of the mania of Lisbon is captured in Wim Wender's Lisbon Story, backed by the haunting tunes of Madredeus.
That characterises so well Poco. Last time, after being served well by Patricia of Benfica (an apartment at right angles to the large graveyard there... around No 22), I checked into my hotel near Poco, and then made my way over to street of charm. Not wise, on a Sunday evening - or rather Monday morning – at 1am.
No action to speak of, except a girl, about 23 maybe, excellent English – even more unreal still - intelligent with good conversation (definitely Portuguese, dark with gypsy looks, a bit emaciated so might have been a druggie, and would have been pretty enough otherwise).
Anyway we got talking... she said my hotel (beside) Poco, knew her and wouldn’t let her in. So we went off to one place. She asked me for money before we went in. I refused of course. And it then transpired that the house was all locked up. Anyway, continuing the good conversation - she knew all the history of the place inside out - we trooped off towards the bottom of Intendente. Anyway I must have spellbound, because once inside – but before seeing the bed - I finally parted with some cash (I still can't believe I did this – and I’ve got as much experience as any street rat). To cut a long story short, for the next hour (incredibly), we played cat and mouse, running up and down the streets of the Barrio Alfama. No one in their sane mind would have done this, at that hour, unarmed. I at least got a good lesson in cultural geography, so consider the money worth it !

Anyway, moral of the story: stick with the trusted reviews. Prepare everything well in advance, from Google Maps to Google Translations. And avoid Poco when you can have stunning Patricia in Benfica (40e for 40m)… she has gone back to Brazil now I believe. So I am on the hunt for fresh blood if I can’t contact Lilia.

Dmitry No 1

06-23-08, 03:28

Hello guys!

I am going today to Lisbon after being disappointed Amsterdam. Could you please recommend a good places to have 2 hours with price maximum of 200-250 euro.

Is it possible?

Lisbon Addict

06-25-08, 00:33

Hello,

I'm from Lisbon and I can help anyone who needs some advice when coming to lisbon! Any question about any girl or place to stay or to go out, just send me a PM and I will try to reply you. I know them all.

Lisbon is nice

TomRifle

06-26-08, 13:39

Murilloa

06-27-08, 07:24

Tomrifle, the risk is never entirely absent.

But although Mur can find no reliable statistics by way of proof, he has no reason to believe that an Angolan background makes that risk significantly higher.

And you were not intending to play bareback games with the lady, were you? Even if you were, a decent establishment like Gizelle would show you the door at the very idea of such a proposal.

Well, having missed out on your 'must fuck', we assume you didn't just walk out and cross the Avenida Republica (now, there's a risky undertaking, if you like) No, you must have stayed and enjoyed another, lesser beauty.

So be generous and inform us, how were the other ladies in the line-up, whom did you choose, how did she perform and how much did you pay?

Murilloa

06-28-08, 14:13

returned to lisbon, murilloa leaves his fat suitcase to go round and round the carousel in the baggage hall, sprints through the arrivals area, only a little saddened by the absence of a crowd with banners saying ‘welcome back, querido muri’. he elbows aside tourists and old ladies to get to the front of the taxi rank, and tells the driver to take him at top speed to avenida marquês de tomar.

at number 33, he’s much too eager to bother with waiting for the grimy old elevator, and he bounds up the darkened stairwell to the fifth floor, where he thrusts an impatient commanding finger at the doorbell of number 5 ‘d’.

but a dreadful disappointment is in store. kindly, tenderly, sympathetically, the ladies of new centre tell him that diana is no longer on the team. worse, nobody has heard from her, nobody knows where she is now working or even where she is. her telephone is disconnected, messages unheeded, her possessions uncollected from her locker in the girls’ lounge. the princess was fired, and then vanished.

at the time of writing, some mundane photographs of diana remain on the web site http://www.clinicadoprazer.net but the big boss, who runs four clinics, won’t be in a hurry to remove them. it matters little to him which kind of bait he uses, as long as mongers like you and muri rise from the depths to take the hook.

that boss took exception to her poor timekeeping, her sleepiness, and… well, other irregularities.

lisbon mongers of long standing will recall that back in september ‘07 a tourist in this city, one spider916, wrote an ungracious and disparaging post about gorgeous diana, suggesting that substance abuse might one day lead her badly astray. indignant at the time, mur now realises, with a penetrating chill in his heart, that the spider must have seen something that her admirers preferred not to notice, or were too blinded by her loveliness to perceive.

drugs are a terrible scourge, a plague, a curse, reflects muri as he rips open today’s second pack of cigarettes and stretches out a trembling hand to his bottle of famous grouse.

a visit to diana’s sometime mama-san and confidante rute, at newly-reopened mirage klub, rua rodrigues sampaio 30a 5 ‘d’ confirms the sad story. she has gone underground.

is she starting a new life, putting old habits and friends behind her as she embarks on a technical course with a view to honest employment?

is she living in miami or milan as the pampered mistress of some viagra-fuelled mafioso?

has she travelled to vienna as part of the horde of girls drawn there by the football tournament? to the algarve, or barcelona, for a working summer by the beach?

is she making a third trip to labour in the factories of eastern england?

has she won the lottery and taken her extended family on a round-the-world cruise?

is she simply working at one of the dozens of other houses in lisbon, and if so, why is she not in touch with ex-colleagues who could put previous clients on her track?

or has her life taken some hideous downward turn, too tragic for words?

gentlemen, it seems at this point that mur will never know.

so it’s farewell to diana, the one prostitute in his fairly short career as a monger so far, who truly touched his heart. stubborn, feisty, intelligent, petite, sexy, funny, 'meiga' and possibly doomed diana. no top model, no magazine cover, by no means an ‘avião’, this little woman will live in the memory.

adeus, diana, may you eventually be happy wherever you are, and may you be spared the worst. mur is irreligious, but tonight he will burn incense (purchased in the bairro alto) to the roman god priapus, begging him to protect you, calling you by your real name, which remains a secret 'treasure'.

life must go on, of course, and if priapus and global capitalism permit, muri’s next reports will be more light-hearted. meanwhile, with aching soul, he has to hope against hope that one day, across the street or coming down the stairs of the metro, he will catch sight of a slim figure, a cascade of auburn hair above a pert little butt, and it will turn out to be beloved diana.

it will probably cause him a fatal coronary seizure, like that painful scene in the movie ‘doctor zhivago’.

but please, mighty priapus, accept my prayer that this encounter does not take place in intendente or any other urban amphitheatre of the lost and damned.

Piotr

06-30-08, 13:06

Welcome back Murilloa, I' sorry for your disappointment... c'est la vie!

Anyway, I'll spread the word of your concern and let's hope for an answer.

Murilloa

06-30-08, 21:22

Thank you, Piotr.

Ruca In London

07-02-08, 18:53

I went to Gizelle and I really liked the atmosphere - you get to meet the girls, kiss them on the cheek and have a word or two with them. One of them was gorgeous - a real "must fuck". However she mentioned she is from Angola, and I passed on her just because of that - because I know there are very high rates of HIV infection in Angola (and for that matter in whole Africa - that's why I avoid African girls). Was that a valid concern, or in Lisbon there are strict health check-ups and girls from Angola are not more dangerous than other non-African working girls?

Hy Tomrifle,

HIV infection rate in Angola is high (compared to Europe or States) but not as High as you mentioned.

Due to the war, Angola was a closed country for most of the 90s so the infection did not spread as it did in Botswana, Mozambique, South Africa, Zambia, Namibia or Zimbabwe.

In any of the latter, the rate is above 10% and in some cases above 20%. In Angola we are talking about 3 to 4%, which is under the Sub-Saharan average.

http://www.avert.org/subaadults.htm

Anyway, the risk is always there. But most of the "girls from Angola" in Lisbon, have lived in Portugal for many, many years. Some are probably born in Cacem or Amadora.

Regards,

B.

Carlos Primeros

07-02-08, 19:45

Dear Muri,

you should have annouced your glorious return - I would have arranged for 10 mulatas greeting you at the airport with banners, kisses and hails!!

Good to have you back here.

How about a beer in Chiado??

I am at present time in Salvador - in paradise - every day one mulata - or two??

Cheers

Carlos

Carlos Primeros

07-06-08, 22:27

I have found this on another site - it might be useful for the Lisboa mongers. This is a map with phone-numbers, pics and location of GPs

http://www.apartadox.com/google/mapa.php

Carlos

Harry Hymes

07-27-08, 19:56

Magic Models, rua de Cervantes (between Areeiro and the crossing between Av de Roma and Av João XXI).

They had 6 girls there the day I called.

Some of them:

Andrya: http://www.portalprivado.com/andrya/index.htm
Mikaela: http://www.portalprivado.com/mikaela_r/index.htm
Dominique: http://www.portalprivado.com/dominique/index.htm
Paula: http://www.portalprivado.com/paula/index.htm

I am not 100% sure about this Paula being the one presented to me there. There were two other girls. They all seemed Brazilian to me (last time I visited the place I was served by one of 2 Portuguese girls available, but the experience wasn't all that satisfactory).

Of these, the most striking ones seemed to be Andrya and Mikaela. As I really liked Mikaela (looks and attitude), I chose her.

Young (20 years old?), petite, slender, exotic looking, small and nice tits, wonderful body for my taste.

She took the shower with me, the first one since Diana (Muri's Diana) that did that, and took good care of me there. After: the (uncovered) blowjob was one of the best ever, I still can hardly believe the general quality of the performance; the (straight) sex was varied and very well delivered.

She says in the site that she does anal, but I'll only be able to vouch for it some next visit.

Nice room (there are only three, one of them is rather small). Highly recommended.

Of note: on another day I went with a girl who goes by the name of Brenda, from Classic Ladies (Óscar Monteiro Torres, 968 972 093). Somewhat similar, but of a lower standard.

And also, on still another day, for the first time in my life, I could spend some hours in a German FKK (Palace FKK, www.the-palace.de, plenty of information on the German FKK forum). I honestly thought that I had died and was in heaven.

Good sessions.

Murilloa

07-30-08, 22:39

economic crisis and diana’s devastating disappearance blunted mur’s libido, and he felt middle age tipping over into old age. but life must go on. encouragement came from two elderly but energetic singers who performed in portugal.

for those who like that sort of thing, and there are many, leonard cohen and lou reed visited our beautiful country in the same week. misanthropic muri can’t handle crowded concerts, and his idea of musical orgasm is a dark room, a glass of whisky and a beethoven quartet on the state of the art system he stole from fnac last year.

but he didn’t need to attend the gigs. friends provided enthusiastic accounts, and he was inspired by the idea that these artists, both much older (let’s not ever lie about our ages, gentlemen, reed is in his seventh decade, cohen has reached his eighth, and mur is, well, let’s say around fifty) are still embarking on european tours and thrilling crowds of all nations and ages.

if they can do that, why can’t a heartsick monger get himself out of the house and pay a woman to pleasure him? in the mirror the other morning, he saw something almost as depressed and lifeless as the hapless occupant of 10 downing street. or as cohen sings,

that's a funeral in the mirror
and it's stopping at your face.

time for a remedy. get your act together, you fat old fuck, and go to gizelle escorts, in the avenida republica, just up from saldanha (number 45, 9 ‘d’ for those who prefer information to garrulous blogging).

they have a website, and no photoshopping stands between the featured ladies and what we old-timers still call ‘reality’. the sweet girl-next-door whom mur selected was exactly as pictured.

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

the house is not part of the ‘clínica’ empire that employed diana until she vanished. no white coats, strip lighting or exercise machines. more of a movie-set bordello: crimson décor, voluptuous sofas at one end of the softly lit reception lounge, and a carefully stocked bar at the other. before the girls present themselves, they peek around a curtain, to ensure that the prospective temporary boyfriend is not their uncle, or their twelfth-grade philosophy teacher, or gordon brown. it’s a plush, expensive setting, and mongers with limited funds or a severe case of ‘nostalgie de la boue’ should forget this place and get on down to intendente or the poço.

eight attractive women made their curtsies, mur chose inês, and had no regrets. a cheerful, engaging, friendly portuguese rapariga in her early twenties, who did her job with gusto and made him feel as young, fresh and talented as cohen or reed.

he will return to visit this adornment to her profession, once she has enjoyed her brief holiday, and of course he will never let himself become obsessed with her, or with any other woman, however fascinating, ever, ever again.

and if you believe that, you will also bet €1,000, the price of ten hours with inês, on mr brown to win the next election, or sporting to be champions of portugal.

Kama Leão

08-02-08, 16:47

(let’s not ever lie about our ages, gentlemen, Reed is in his seventh decade, Cohen has reached his eighth, and Mur is, well, let’s say around fifty)

Hey Mur!... I don't know about you but good old Lenny was born September 21, 1934 (that means, not yet 74) and Lou March 2, 1942 (that is, 66 yrs old). Not exactly "rapazinhos" but don't make them older than they are...

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

Since you're so still so lust/lovesick about Diana just try an old Portuguese saying: "curar a mordedura de cão com o pêlo do mesmo cão". Well, not exactly the same "cão" (no offence to the wondrous divas, just an innocent pun) but another one that goes by the very same name and that you can meet right there at Gizelle too:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-diana.html

Believe me (did I ever mislead you?...): you'll find she made you feel as young, fresh and talented as Cohen or Reed. In their thirties.

If the name is not that important and you're feeling particularly fit (you'll need it!) Mara's the one you'll want to share a glass with:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-mara.html

We'd like to see you more often at gp-pt...

All the best.

Explorer69

08-05-08, 14:31

I was recently in Lisbon for business, but I had a girlfriend with me most of the time, so time to play. However, in a few weeks I am back and I would like to see the night clubs like Elefante Branco, Hipopotamos, and Gallery. I like the scene where I can see the girls, talk with them and then pick:). The names of these clubs are on this forum. But there others as well? Does anybody have an update on these clubs? How do I find their address? Are they all located in the same neighbourhood? Is the price still 200-250 for all night? Are most girls from Brazil? Do many girls speak English (I don't know Portuguese)? Grateful for all information, thanks a lot! Are all hotels girlfriendly?

Maartena

08-07-08, 23:03

Hey guys,

I am new on this forum and already thanks for all the tips! Just checked out the site on portalprivado and was wondering if anyone has some good experiences with these girls (Ellie? ! ) and wanted to make any recommendations. I have to go for incalls so I am looking for girls who can receive. All recommendations are welcome!

Piotr

08-08-08, 20:18

I wouldn't choose Ellie... She's really a doll, but the local forums say she's a rubber-doll. It's a pitty though.

Maartena

08-09-08, 12:07

I wouldn't choose Ellie... She's really a doll, but the local forums say she's a rubber-doll. It's a pitty though.Thanks a lot for the info: any tips are welcome - will be in Lisboa next week and all golden tips are welcome ... I will of course share my (hopefully good) experiences with all of you !! What about the Elephante Branco? Heard it's really good.

Murilloa

08-09-08, 19:25

Many thanks, Kama L. - Mur writes from sex prison, but may soon attempt another step forward in his psychological rehabilitation by trying a `hair of the dog`, an expression which in English, and probably in Portuguese, usually refers to alcoholic excess, but no doubt emotional exaggerations may sometimes be cured in the same manner...

... looking forward to trying.

Dickhead

08-09-08, 22:01

Hey Mur!... I don't know about you but good old Lenny was born September 21, 1934 (that means, not yet 74) and Lou March 2, 1942 (that is, 66 yrs old). Not exactly "rapazinhos" but don't make them older than they are...

Anyone who's turned 70 is in their eighth decade, anyone who's turned 60 is in their seventh decade, and so forth.

Onimaster

08-12-08, 12:16

Any news in Linha de cascais? Parece / Carcavelos

Blondx

08-13-08, 10:49

Hi Guys

Anyone know som good spots in Cascais?

Are going there in a few weeks.

Blondx

08-13-08, 10:53

Any news in Linha de cascais? Parece / CarcavelosI am also going to Cascais, any Help?

Carl123

08-29-08, 09:46

Gentlemen,

I ask you, the community of experienced mongers, for a little advice. I'm really frustrated, as I'm already 32 years old, but until now only have been "the good friend" of women, but didn't have sex at all. Ok, I'm a little bit shy, but nice and not bad looking. So I don't want to be the women's fool any longer and would like to catch up missed experinces. Next week I'll be in Lisbon, and would like to have my first sexual experiences there. Maybe you have an advice for me, what would be a right women who will be a good teacher for me? Maybe a little bit older one? Which nationality? Some other hints? Thanks a lot for your support!

Carl

Kama Leão

08-31-08, 02:47

Maybe you have an advice for me, what would be a right women who will be a good teacher for me? Maybe a little bit older one? Which nationality? Some other hints? Thanks a lot for your support!

Try:

Marta Pereira:

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1034

Rita:

http://www.portalprivado.com/rita_p/index.htm

Eduarda:

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=319

Marta:

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=318

Diana:

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizellebrit-diana.html

You can't go wrong with any of them.

Don't forget to tell us about your experience afterwards. Enjoy!

Ps - No matter what the sites say about their age, they're all at least one or two years older than you. Which will be no problem at all, but in fact a very interesting plus...

Murilloa

08-31-08, 09:35

I'm already 32 years old, but until now only have been "the good friend" of women, but didn't have sex at all. Carl

Well, Carl, this seems a little implausible, but let's respond to you with the generosity of spirit which Kama Leão showed in the small hours of this morning, when he returned from a torrid night at the 'Elefante Branco' and took time to think carefully about your situation and to recommend a menu of excellent professionals.

You can trust KL, as you would trust the distinguished, discreet, impeccably dressed and well-spoken maître d' at a swanky restaurant, to select a fine wine for you, just the beverage to complement your choice of food and impress your beautiful companion, without destroying the confidence of your hedge-fund manager.

As he says, any of these will attend to you both body and soul - your needs are every bit as much psychological as sexual at this stage of your Erotic Odyssey, and KL's women will offer the exact required combination of expertise, tenderness and experience.

It is vital at this delicate opening of your mongering career, that you do not fall into the hands of a hard-faced mercenary, a brusque clockwatcher, a mobile phone with a prostitute attached to it, a grubby specimen of street fauna, a cute but clumsy youngster still making her own way in the world, a sensitive poetess who is secretly unhappy about her trade, or a harridan who not-so-secretly holds all men in hatred and contempt.

There will be time for such experiences later, and like all experiences good or bad, they can be converted into literature and philosophy.

Starting at age 32, you have a great deal of catching up to do. Remember that this is also true of several older mongers. Many of us passed through the 'dreaming-and-wanking' phase, then the 'multiple-girlfriend' phase, followed by the 'stable-long-term-relationship' phase, without giving much thought to the world of paid pleasure - only to find, in a panic, that middle age arrived, the sands of time were flowing, and opportunities must not be lost...

If you decide to give up football or stamp-collecting and make this your secret hobby, you could not have come to a better city. You will no doubt have read earlier reports of Lisbon, and while the faces change, the spirit of the place, the 'genius loci', smiles upon us mongers, offering bountiful variety of all shapes, forms, colours ages and prices.

Why, Muri almost envies you, setting out on this path for the first time, as he did (much older than you) a few years back.

Just one word of caution.

No, not about health risks. At your age you know how to take care of yourself.

But do bear in mind that you may be vulnerable to feelings of L*** if one of these ladies gives you a truly wonderful 'début'.

Be careful, for even the most world-weary thick-skinned and cynical monger can find L*** for a puta creeping up and catching him unawares. This state of mind can 'kick in' slowly, like a drug habit that you are certain you can enjoy and control, until one day you realise that it has taken over your existence. By the time you understand what has happened, it may be too late, and you will have a long and rocky road ahead of you, towards a rehabilitation that may prove elusive.

But let's not finish on a melancholy note. Muri and the entire Lisbon community welcome you to our ranks, and have high expectations of your eventual reports.

Carl123

08-31-08, 10:07

Thanks, Kama Leão and Murilloa, for your advice.

Do you think it's better to meet a girl in the hotel or in the club? I'll be in Sana Executice Classic Hotel, probably it will not be a problem to have a guest during the day, but maybe at the night?

Thanks again,

Charly

Carl123

08-31-08, 17:37

Kama Leão,

Thanks again for your excellent menue (like Murilloa termed it). I would like to ask some last questions before I'll start my trip: I forgot to mention that I don't speak Portuguese (probably I will manage to say some words from a lexicon / translater). Will it be a problem with any of the girls you recommended? Do I have to consider anything when I call one of the girls (negotiation of price and service)? Many thanks, Charly

Carlos Primeros

08-31-08, 20:44

Your latest contribution and the adivse you give towards the end is of immense value - for even the most world-weary thick-skinned and cynical monger can find L*** for a puta creeping up and catching him unawares.

Monger - beware!!!!

Thank you Muri - out forum´s poet - for this advise - not only to a newby.

Carlos Primeros

Willie25j

09-01-08, 00:35

Just moved here, and i'm trying to find females that will do housecalls. They all seem to want to do outcall in hotels, like you have a shitty house or something. I have always been of a order in type of guy, not takeout. Can anybody help.

Willie25j

Kama Leão

09-02-08, 12:11

I forgot to mention that I don't speak Portuguese (probably I will manage to say some words from a lexicon / translater). Will it be a problem with any of the girls you recommended? Do I have to consider anything when I call one of the girls (negotiation of price and service)? Many thanks, Charly

I believe that with Rita or Marta Pereira you will have no such language problems... about the others I'm not so sure.

But here's another (very good) option who speaks fluent English:

Joana:

http://www.acompanhanteslux.com/indexx.php?c=100&p=1002

They will tell you how much they charge (for a hotel call, I believe it will be something like 150€...) and with any of them full sex, BBBJ and (not with all) O levels are included. But I think you should go easy in your learning process and, for now, stick to the basics (FS, BBBJ).

Be honest with the ladies and tell them it's your first time. It will give them extra "motivation"...

About the hotel, I don't think entertaining a lady in your room should present any problem...

Kama Leão

09-02-08, 12:31

You can trust KL, as you would trust the distinguished, discreet, impeccably dressed and well-spoken maître d' at a swanky restaurant, to select a fine wine for you, just the beverage to complement your choice of food and impress your beautiful companion, without destroying the confidence of your hedge-fund manager.

You're too kind... but... but...

let's respond to you with the generosity of spirit which Kama Leão showed in the small hours of this morning, when he returned from a torrid night at the 'Elefante Branco'

... I never, ever, set my feet there!!!... (nor will I)

About the rest... wise words!

Jimi Dunn

09-03-08, 15:31

Ho Muri, I don't know you but I love your style: fantastic writing!

Flattered out of retirement, here comes Muri. But what follows is not the stuff of legend, only one monger’s two cents. Indeed you may ask, why the fuck is Mur commenting a scene he departed months back? Well, first, he did conduct costly investigations among internet babes while still resident. Secondly, he believes web site escort practice may be similar in most big cities. Apart from price, the procedure and the uncertainties are similar. Finally, he keeps following the local mongers’ forum. Let’s discuss that in a separate post, for fear of deletion.

So, why is Murilloa lukewarm about Portalprivado and apartodox and their ilk?

1 The price is high. For an hour’s sport, €120 to €200 is rack rate. Call him a cheapskate if you will, but Muri does not like to spend more than €100. At any of the clinics, such as Miau’s, Mirage, Garage, New Centre, Château et al., €100 the hour is top rate, for two pops. For less cash you can test-drive the lady and return for the longer service next week if you find she has haunted your wet dreams.

2 Choice is limited. Most of these women share an apartment with one colleague, or operate alone in a pensão, for example the mythic ‘Pensão Lisbonense’ on several floors of a building above the Café Maracanã in the Rua Pinheiro Chagas, a venue visited by every Lisbon monger sooner or later. You may spend time talking on the phone, getting directions, travelling to an unfamiliar area, only to find that the lady is not your type. At the clinics, you inspect a parade of six to a dozen chicas, an event which is exciting in itself and which permits a choice based on your own weird preferences and unfailing Senior Monger’s instinct. The same applies to the street: you can pace the Poço all afternoon waiting for Lili or Sabina to descend from the inferno-in-the-sky, or for the airport bus to unload a fresh consignment of Romanian pussy.

3 Uncertain appointments. After the phone conversation, metro or car journey, parking, finding the street, locating a nearby café to stiffen the nerve and the penis with alcohol, coffee or Viagra, you make the final ‘target confirmation’ call, only to find that the princess is no longer available because she has fallen asleep, gone out to the mall, tuned in to her favourite game show, or more likely started a three-hour full-on BDSM session with a government minister, during the time you were finding her hideout. In this case your time and your ‘tesão’ has been royally wasted, unless you head straight to the Poço which is where you should have started anyway.

4 The Brazil attitude. Of course there are some adorable Brazilian ladies plying the noble trade in Lisbon. The thought of Suzi’s BBBJ or Martinha’s cowgirl, gets Muri opening his window on to the London skyline and howling like a werewolf. BUT too many of the girls you see on PortalPrivado have arrived from big cities in Brazil with a lot of mileage. They have mastered the art of clockwatching, of dispatching the client crisply, exercising an efficient minimum of artificial seduction and charm to bring you off neatly and get you out of the door. Some of them have an attitude that can only be expressed by the nasty little word ‘snotty’. Again, you are more likely to meet with some human engagement in the clinics, and some clinic girls (Diana springs to mind, well of course she does, she springs to Muri’s mind every three minutes or so) are truly ‘envolvente’ in their approach to your pleasure.

5 The Brazil physique. Of course there are some gorgeous Brazilian ladies plying the noble trade in Lisbon, The thought of Suzi’s… oh, yeah, we said that, right? Sure, now, here’s a stupid generalisation, but many of these Brazil babes are kinda stocky. Endowed by nature with biggish bums and smallish tits, they allow the former to grow bigger and rounder, while enhancing the latter with silicone operations of varying efficacy. Yes, we know that ‘Bunda’ is a religion in Brazil, but Muri remains agnostic. Scan the photosets and you will see how anxious the girls and their photographers have been to showcase an ample rear. As an Englishman and a latent homosexual, Mur likes best of all a small, lithe firm muscular bum, and with rare exceptions (ahh, Martinha!) Brazilians are not made that way, while Romanians usually are. Also nearly all the ladies from Brazil sport a caesarean scar, witness to the fact that some Ronaldinho of the future is being raised by grandparents across the Atlantic, and also evidence that Brazilian obstetricians routinely programme the Caesar slash so that unscheduled births cannot interfere with their agenda of golf, beach, soap operas and mongering. The girls do not object, as they believe that natural birth permanently slackens the vagina, reducing the profitability of their business asset.

6 The telephone – before, during, and after. Your initial call, especially if you are a foreigner, can be difficult because of the language. These girls speak with a variety of Brazilian accents, and being uneducated in the majority, they have no idea of slowing down and using simple language for the Anglo Saxon barbarian to understand. But they will frequently attempt a sexy, ‘come-on-down-and-fuck-me’ tone of voice which may be totally at odds with the service eventually provided. During the act, the mobile phone may ejaculate its loud tasteless ring tone at any time. Now, business is business, so if Muri is writing an email to a client, and another one calls him, why of course he picks up the phone and continues to type, multi-tasking in the interests of profit. The girls do just the same thing. The first time you find yourself actually inside a woman when her phone rings and she reaches for the bedside table to give a fellow monger details of the body and the service you are in the process of enjoying – well, the first time, that’s quite amusing. But as a lifestyle, it rapidly loses its appeal. Then, after the act, while you are still sliding the loaded condom off your detumescent manhood, she will dive for the phone to check for text messages. At the clinics, the receptionist often speaks some English – not that you need to ask the way, thanks to this forum - and no mobile phones are permitted inside the room – simple as that.

In the Poço, our Romanian girlfriends often make a call during the long journey up the stairs - “Hi, Lili, I’m going with the fat old English fucker, I’ll be back down in eight minutes unless he dies before that, see ya, honey” - but like well-behaved theatregoers, they turn off the apparatus during the performance.

7 Photoshop. The pimps who run web sites have hours to kill, waiting for Lorena or Luana to bring home money for the evening’s beer and rodizio. What better way to fill in the long day, than developing your skill with Adobe’s sexiest software, smoothing scars, blemishes, tattoos, piercings, belly flab, cellulitis and leprosy lesions from the images destined for the web. While it is very rare to find that the girl is not the one in the photos, you are frequently confronted with a body and complexion less glowing and more timeworn than you had been led to expect. By contrast, if you are in the Poço, or a clinic, you can conduct your own assessment of the living flesh, rather than being misled by a doctored photograph. The photos on these sites are geared to entice not red-blooded mongers, lovers of real women, but full-time pornography-addicted masturbators, a different breed of ‘men’. The girls know this, and sometimes fail to conceal their amusement and contempt.

Once again it is Mur’s belief, based on experience, hearsay and web forums, that much of the above applies also to the London sites peddling pussy at £150 the hour. The only difference would be that instead of discussing the shortcomings of Brazilian attitudes and physique, we would be airing our views on why the Baltic and Polish girls are so beautiful and yet so unsatisfying.

So perhaps it’s clear by now that the elderly ‘legend’ Muri recommends the many clinics in Lisbon where you can line ‘em up and take your pick – or the street, with its lower prices, its intriguing Romanian women, and that thrill of danger, that remote chance of being disembowelled by a mad druggie, arrested by a bribe-hungry cop, spotted by your jealous junior colleague, or flattened by the tourist tram just when you are crossing the street to answer Sabina’s siren call of “vamos, vamos foder vinte e cinco.”

Every single experience with a prostitute is going to be somewhere on the range from totally ecstatic to utterly dispiriting. Most of Muri’s experiences with the Portal privado providers were towards the latter end of the scale, and if you can read the local forums, you will find that the lusomongers give these girls very mixed reviews.

Of those local forums, more later, if anyone is interested. Mur also needs to update the London section on the Soho crisis. Before September, he hopes to be in Lisbon for a day or two, and is currently unable to make up his mind between a trip round old friends or an exploration of new horizons. What would Vasco da Gama have done? What would Eça de Queiroz have done? Both, of course.

Technoir

09-04-08, 14:38

Hola, fellow mongers.

I'm relatively new to the game, having only started when I got a job on a cruise ship a little less than 2 years ago.

While the conditions on such a ship may suck, it does give me the opportunity to sample the local fruites-des-passiones in many places around the world.

But, I'll save those stories for another post, and the appropriate forum sections.

My ship docks in Lisbon tomorrow, and as we are generally arriving early in the morning, and departing by early evening, my fellow shipboard mongers and I are wondering what the street trade is like in Lisbon, and where we can find it.

Any tips at all would be greatly appreciated, as we're only a week out from Amsterdam and we're already "homesick" for the pornucopia of easily-accessible mongery there.

T.

Kama Leão

09-06-08, 03:57

My ship docks in Lisbon tomorrow, and as we are generally arriving early in the morning, and departing by early evening, my fellow shipboard mongers and I are wondering what the street trade is like in Lisbon, and where we can find it.

Try Rua da Artilharia 1 or Instituto Superior Técnico. Ask for directions with local cabbies. Although your schedule (specially on a saturday...) is not particularly favourable.

But, on the other hand, you could try phoning (and meeting) some of the goddesses we have been sampling and posting here. Browse ISG/Lisbon and you'll find many useful tips.

Kama Leão

09-06-08, 04:00

Murilloa

09-06-08, 17:18

This is too late for Monsieur Technoir. Let’s hope KL’s advice helped him and his shipmates before the ocean swallowed them up once more.

Mur couldn’t rush into print to recommend the Poço, for he hadn’t been there in months. The local forums offer conflicting stories, but generally suggest that the Romanian Empire is in decline.

In the age of wall-to-wall TV and Internet, a man still needs to prise his saggy butt off the couch and see life for himself. What follows is voyeuristic social anthropology, not hands-on fieldwork.

As regular readers know, Mur has had a terrible year. A virulent case of L***, undetected by the finest doctors until far too late, went into metastasis and consumed his organism like wildfire. It’s now under remission, temporary control, but he is debilitated and cannot yet sample SWs. However, as a sinister elderly ‘mirão’, he is still just about able to walk the streets himself.

So… to the Poço, on a beautiful Saturday morning.

Deserted. Trams, tourists, trash…but no trollops. The street door of the pensão bolted shut. At least the Chinese store is open, for new supplies of oyster sauce and memories of the time Sabrina rushed right into the back of the store chanting “vamos foder, vamos, anda, vai foder comigo, vai...”

Back to fig-tree square along the Rua João das Regras… and why, there are two very old friends, denim-clad butts down on the sidewalk, faces bored and disconsolate. How they brighten up when they see the European Union’s leading monger strolling towards them! Larissa and Irina are the damsels in question, and they are only a little less delighted when Mur makes it clear that his wallet and cock are going to remain inside his pants.

The wallet makes a token appearance, in fact, for our shy virgins agree to a coffee, accepting the risk of missing out on a client. Muri swallows the much scarier risk of being seen by the boss, his wife, or her girlfriend, in a cheap pastelaria with two even cheaper prostitutes, discussing in yet cheaper Portuguese the impact of the worldwide credit crunch on the micro-economy of the Poço. As he listens to their eager chatter, the adrenaline surge of a double life works as a surrogate orgasm.

Wolfing their coffee and cake, our Edible Easterners say that the Poço pensão has a problem with its licence, is expected to reopen, but nobody knows when. Meanwhile, the tightly–knit group of Bucharest Babes has splintered into three factions, like some left-wing political party. Larissa and Irina have remained faithful to the founding principles, holding ideological seminars in Rua João das Regras and proceeding for direct militant action to a pensão just around the corner above a shoe shop. A second cadre discusses theory on the NW corner of Praça Martim Moniz, and for praxis uses a building that according to Irina has even more stairs than the inferno-do-poço.

And a third radical guerrilla nucleus has broken out to occupy the Rua Artilharia Um, a legendary warzone which is off Muri’s track. As infantry, or humble foot soldiers, these girls are perhaps getting a little above themselves parading in a street named after Portugal’s crack artillery regiment - but no doubt their clients are the ones who provide the big guns.

After his merry snack with Larissa and Irina, Mur walked three minutes to Martim Moniz, and there, indeed, he found Lili, looking tired and fat, her sister, hair urgently in need of re-bleaching, and two alarmingly young and pitifully unattractive compatriots.

Curiosity was satisfied. Another 200 metres would have taken our anthropological crusader to Intendente, but courage failed him. There in his sweaty hand was a crisp blue note, which in happier days might have purchased Lili. In even better days, along with four identical companions, it would have entitled him to a heavenly hour with Diana. Today, it was humbly exchanged for shrimps and vinho verde, before the short trip home to the siesta.

That’s the blog done. As hard information, it is this correspondent’s humble opinion that the SW scene in Lisbon has seen better days. However, the independent ladies are so plentiful that the map scarcely has room for them all…

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/mapa.aspx

But with so much pleasing pussy on offer, poor old Muri still pines for his diva desaparecida…

Carl123

09-09-08, 19:41

Hi,

I'd like to inform you about my experiences in Lisbon the last days.

Because of the good hints of Kama Leão and Muri it was a success for me Thanks to both of you!

Out of Kamas suggested ladies I wanted to choose Marta Pereira first, but I could not reach her. Meanwhile the link to her website doesn't work any more, maybe she is in vacation or not more available?

For alternative I called Gizelle Escorts and asked for Diana. She was available, only the price was higher than assumed (250 EUR for 1h in my Hotel). I accepted anyway (sorry for supporting inflation), and that was a good choice as Diana was very nice to me. She could hardly believe that I had no experiences yet and then did a good job when we kissed and had sex. After the hour she sayed that she is so sorry for taking so much money (she seemed to be surprized of the price by herself), gave me her private phone number and told me if I like I can call her there and it would be cheaper and not with that fixed time slot.

I was attempted to call Diana again at another day, but on the other hand I wanted to get experiences with different ladies and so I didn't. My next experience was a visit in "Gallery". I headed to such a club as it seemed to me really exciting to see the girls lively and then choose. So I went into the club (Saturday at about 1) and was positively surprized that there was no entry fee. At the bar there were lots of good looking ladies waiting. I went to the end of the bar (the only part without ladies) and ordered a beer. Another guy was next to me, we talked a little bit, he told me, it's a nice place and I could choose a lady for about 200 EUR. Then, about 1 Minute later, I couldn't really get an overview of the ladys yet, already one of them was next to me and asked me, if I would like to go to my hotel with her and that she can give a very good massage. She was so cute that I could not resist and asked for the price. She said 200 EUR, this time I wanted to negotiate, so I said "150". She said ok, I had to pay for another drink and then we went with the ladies car to an apartment not far away (I was not sure if she could come into my hotel room that late, so I decided for that; I saw some other girls in the street and when I went back home afterwards the taxi driver told me one of the "girls" was "the best looking man in town"). The lady from Gallery was from Brazil, with a perfect body and friendly. We went to the room, she started directly to ride me (very good), I came and that was it, she started to dress herself and to went to Gallery again. A little bit short for my taste, so my lesson was, not only to negotiate the price but also duration and service (I naively assumed 150 EUR for 1h). Anyway, I don't regret, she was sweet and so good looking.

My third and last experience was Rita (Portalprivado). I visited her, it was 100 EUR for 1h, she also was quite friendly and did a good job. By the way, Rita has a quite sexy voice

Charly

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Kama Leão

09-13-08, 15:45

Because of the good hints of Kama Leão and Muri it was a success for me Thanks to both of you!Don't mention it. We aim to please.

For alternative I called Gizelle Escorts and asked for Diana. She was available, only the price was higher than assumed (250 EUR for 1h in my Hotel). I accepted anyway (sorry for supporting inflation), and that was a good choice as Diana was very nice to me. She could hardly believe that I had no experiences yet and then did a good job when we kissed and had sex. After the hour she sayed that she is so sorry for taking so much money (she seemed to be surprized of the price by herself), gave me her private phone number and told me if I like I can call her there and it would be cheaper and not with that fixed time slot.You should have stuck with her instead of trying your luck with the golddiggers of Gallery (in Elefante Branco or Night & Day it's the same)...

My third and last experience was Rita (Portalprivado). I visited her, it was 100 EUR for 1h, she also was quite friendly and did a good job. By the way, Rita has a quite sexy voiceRita's great. Always.

Now that you solved your private "problem", ENJOY!

Harry Hymes

09-13-08, 16:33

Just to state the obvious, that's an absolute privilege to have Muri writing in this forum. His article on the websites, clinicas and sw scene was a masterpiece. Thank you, Murilloa.

Explorer69

09-13-08, 17:14

I am from tomorrow in Lisbon. Is there an update on the nightclubs? Elephante, hallery, Night and day, etc. Quality? prices, etc?

Kama Leão

09-14-08, 01:45

I am from tomorrow in Lisbon. Is there an update on the nightclubs? Elephante, hallery, Night and day, etc. Quality? prices, etc?

No update. Just the very same advice to avoid them at all cost and look up all the reviews about independent escorts to make your choice. But if you insist in being ripped off and have a lousy sex experience, by all means, do go to Elefante, Gallery or N & D.

Bdsxx

09-14-08, 16:34

Hi,

New to Lisbon, heading out there next weekend. From reading all the useful advice on the board have a reasonable idea where I'm going. Will def checkout Poco as sounds intriguing. Could also do with some hints on who/where to go to for a good, not too expensive all nighter? I'll be renting an appartment for the week, so don't anticipate any probs with "friends" staying.

Also any good tips on pick up bars where "normal" people go?

Thanks

Motogpman

09-20-08, 15:45

Having read this Lisbon section with great interest, I feel I have to give a vote to "our" brasileiras at Night & Day, plus some advice.

Last time I visited there were no entrance fee. However, drinks are very expensive so stick to one or two plus one for the girl You choose, shold be around 45€ alltogether.

I know quite a few beautiful Brasileiras at this place, and I do not agree at all with Mur regarding their look. Asses are perfectly round, waists are slim and their faces are beautiful. I tend to go for the enhanced boobs, and these girls have had very good jobs done.

Normally we pay around €200, and of course this can be negotiated but this money buys us a full night of company, and we've also taken a few girls out for dinner and drinks earlier one night, only to join up with them back at N&D around eleven, have a few drinks there and then take them home for some drinks and and a relaxed atmosphere at our hotel, where they typically spend 2-3 hours. No stress at all once You find a girl You like who likes You back.

Yuiop69

09-21-08, 07:50

I'm ever more convinced that Lisbon is the world's top mongering destination in terms of price/quality. The reports here - many as good as they are - do not quite do justification to the quality and range of talent at attractive prices. Fingers crossed it will stay that way. Paying far above the going rate with the independants (50e / 1hr is the market, 80e max) will spoil it however.

Off to Lisbon, and hope again to hook up yet again with Goddess Lilia. She should be back from her holiday back home. Imagine, yet again last time, Lilia refused a tip/gift!
10H-19H street running just north and parallel to Rua Columbano Bordalo Pinheiro, Sete Rios PM me for number or look thru posts (although not often on line).
SMS with a google translator is best option if no Portuguese (like me!) with these independents.

It seems my message about classified ads, from the daily paper Correio da Manhã (see under the heading ‘convivio’) was deleted. Very rich info. It doesn't take any Portuguese to figure out the adds however.

For more, search yuiop below
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=757564&postcount=1034

Rhode1

09-23-08, 05:28

Hi,

Is there a agency escort which proposes S-M?

Or is it a good mistress with a equipped dungeon?

In Lisbon.

Thanks in advance

Yuiop69

09-27-08, 08:18

Back from Lisbon.
I want out to Costa da Caparica. For newbies, this is real easy to find, and a fairly sure bet, and especially attractive if you want some beach time (works all along the coast front just now, but the beaches are still intact).

However the women have changed at my usual haunt. Now there is Nina and a Lilia (not the Goddess one !). Both in their mid 30s, and 7s (for their age). Price remains 50e, but deal now is you come just once, and then clear out. Nina gave good GFE, after being humoured. She spoke some English (unlike her colleague), and made matters so much easier. She did however try to push me along a bit too fast. Just 40m in total, including obligatory wash before and after (by the way, I’d have little worries now at all on the diseases front, after the recent change in staff). I tried to pay her up 60e up front, but didn’t want the tip (did leave it on table)!

Nina had been working several years on the Algarve. That is where she got her English. Just one month in Costa. I was the first foreigner she ever had at Torre das Argolas. Not immune to lying… she told me her age is 22, with a straight face, and then told me she had a 16y old son (the latter fact is certainly true!). She hadn’t been back home for 6 years, which would be strange.

Why is this important? I used to think these were independent minded women (like the many other independents in Lisbon), but now I am wondering. If ever I find out these warm women are being enslaved in some way, I’d turn from punter to determined informer. Your opinions and any info welcome.

See for more
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=757564&postcount=1034
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=604531&postcount=901
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=520041&postcount=829
http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=483397&postcount=740

Goddess Lilia, last in Sete Rios, was in Costa too, and then broke off … she was certainly on her own, and most security conscious.
Goddess Lilia was on answer phone and didn’t pick up the SMS. Such a shame. She did tell me she’d be back with her family after mid-September (the kids need to go to school). So I am surprised and worried for her. Any info welcome.

By the way, at Lisbon airport, the great massage joint at the Duty Free was closed some months ago. There is now a beauty salon with pricier massage on one of the upper floors – before you pass security - overlooking the main Departures entrance. Info about it welcome.

Gem City

10-04-08, 20:52

I was in Lisbon last week. Had some time to sample the local Portugese women. Since I couldn't plan anything in advance, I ended up visiting the Wayang Center. Took a cab over to the street. I didn't know the exact address, and the driver didn't know the place. So he dropped me off at one end. Walking up the hill, I found the place which was somewhat discreet. Some lettering in the window was all I saw.

I did not have an appointment, but I rang the doorbell and was welcomed in by a lovely woman. She sat me down in a waiting room and explained the options and gave me a menu of different types of massages. I found out not all massages listed on their website are available at all locations. Lisbon did not offer and "tantric" massages. She explained that a hand release was perfomred at the end of the massage! After choosing a massage, she left and another woman (not quite as lovely, but very acceptable) came and led me down to the massage and shower area. The entire place captured an old type of charm with brick/stone walls, soft lighting and nice wood trim.

We were able to communicate with hand signals since she did not speak any English. I took a shower and she brought me back to the room. While I laid on the mat, nude. No towel, she took off everything except her g-string. Very nice body and a turn on that she was a Portugese and that we could not talk to each other.

She gave a very good massage with hot oils. Full body. While the overall intent may not have been sexual, it ended up being very sensual due to the nature of the environment. There was no overt sexual actions during the actual massage. While on my stomach, she did reach under my hips to massage the pelvis area, but never reached for anything until the finale.

She finished me off quite nicely. Allowed my hands to roam. As with any massage that I usually get, I am already at a state of sexual arousal when they have me flip. So, it didn't take me long to orgasm.

The only negative was the final cleanup. Oriental massages normally include a nice cleanup with a warm, wet towel. This one was some minimal cleanup and I was directed to take another shower.

I would definitely repeat if I ever return here or to one of there other locations.

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Explorer69

10-08-08, 08:13

A couple of weeks ago I was in Lisbon 3 days for business. Although there has been several negative comments regarding the girls in clubs, I decided to use them. There are several reasons for this: I was on business and had business dinners, therefore I was not free until some time between 10 pm and midnight – and I did not know exactly when it would be. Also I enjoy to have a good look at the selection and take a little time to make my decision. With this in mind I had a hotel at Marques de Pombal, very close to nightclub action, it took me less than 10 minutes to walk.

The first evening I went to Gallery. I spent maybe 1 hour there, and I was a little disappointed of the selection. However, this was a Monday and I was later told it is generally a slow day with less selection. I selected a Brazilian girl (aren’t they all from Brazil?). For 200 euros she stayed with me a couple of hours till I had to sleep (I had morning meetings!). However, in the club she wanted 200 for 1 hour, but I did some hard negotiations. The service was disappointing: no DATY, BJ only with condom.

The next day I went to Night and Day (the entrance is 20 meters from Gallery). This was first a big disappointment: a lot of ugly(!) girls. After walking around for some time I saw there were also some gems, I ended up with a small sexy 8 (from Brazil!). She asked for 150 for 3 hours which was fine with me, I had to get up in the morning. She gave BBBJ and received DATY till orgasm, much better service. In fact she was so sweet that I asked her to meet me the next evening because I was free without business dinner. I have to say that I often meet a girl again if the meeting was successful. If you click with a girl, then the service will improve with time…

We met in the late afternoon and had a session before we went to a restaurant for dinner. However, at 10 she had to go to the club. It turns out that the girls have some “contract”: The passport is taken away, she has to get to the club every night at 10 and “report in”. Almost some kind of slavery!? Anyway at 11 I went there and took her with me back to the hotel where she stayed till 4 am and now it was like a GF. Total cost: 200 pluss restaurant.

The last evening was Wednesday and the selection in Night and Day was far better. In fact my girl had a very hot girlfriend so I almost switched!

All together my experiences were mixed, but not bad. The prices are indeed reasonable to be in Europe and I am happy to go back. However, being an experienced mongerer in East Europe (Russia and Ukraine) I think that the Lisbon service was maybe a little cheaper, but definitely of lower quality than what I get in the East!

Motogpman

10-12-08, 14:22

The next day I went to Night and Day (the entrance is 20 meters from Gallery). This was first a big disappointment: a lot of ugly(!) girls. After walking around for some time I saw there were also some gems, I ended up with a small sexy 8 (from Brazil!). She asked for 150 for 3 hours which was fine with me, I had to get up in the morning. She gave BBBJ and received DATY till orgasm, much better service. In fact she was so sweet that I asked her to meet me the next evening because I was free without business dinner. I have to say that I often meet a girl again if the meeting was successful. If you click with a girl, then the service will improve with time…

We met in the late afternoon and had a session before we went to a restaurant for dinner. However, at 10 she had to go to the club. It turns out that the girls have some “contract”: The passport is taken away, she has to get to the club every night at 10 and “report in”. Almost some kind of slavery!? Anyway at 11 I went there and took her with me back to the hotel where she stayed till 4 am and now it was like a GF. Total cost: 200 pluss restaurant.

The last evening was Wednesday and the selection in Night and Day was far better. In fact my girl had a very hot girlfriend so I almost switched!Thanks for Your report. Do You remember the name of the girl and her very hot girfriend? Maybe I know them :p

Frank Oneil

10-13-08, 17:22

New Brazilian Mirella - around 1,60m, slim, shoulder long straight hair, black with blonde streaks, looks in the upper 20es or so. Tiny body complete with pair of decent size soft and perky tits, with aroused nipples, perfectly shaped and shaven ass and real GFE hugging and cuddling experience.

She was my first (and the only) Brazilian girl ever, and let me fall in love with her body. "my body is all yours now" (yes, she really said that), her nice and relaxed Brazilian attitude, packed in her adorable small frame. And yes, she really appeared in a white gown as you can expect from your favorite fantasy nurse.

Everything, and I repeat - Every my desire was met and fulfilled, which in turn made me being very gentle while teasing, probing, stocking and stretching and finally pumping her amazingly tiny brown spot. She clamed this was the first time anal ever, and if true, my 20 Euros tip, must be doubled .

The knock on the door came a bit too early, but for me it was time to run to the plane
For a finish she suggested to come on her face, (she had fear of me coming inside and tearing her ass), but I insisted and shot my load inside, contrary to the great finish of the movies - in real life I'd rather play it that way.

In 3 words: Unforgettable Brazilian GFE

Technical Info:
www.clinicadoprazer.net - 912 548 319 / 960 075 376
Contato por Telefone - Tel.: 966 416 189 / 916 238 598

Paste the string "Av. Marques de Tomar No.33, Lisbon, Portugal" into Google Maps to get a visual map of the place.

Av. Marques de Tomar No.33, take the elevator to the 5th floor, look for a yellow brass metal plate, indicating something medical, so you can not miss the door. The lady on the phone spoke little English - enough to strike the deal. She introduced me to the only girl available (Mirella) and from her greeting hug, I decided to stay - 100 Euro for 1 h - All included.

Close by exists another studio: www.xiang-zen.com - CONTACTOS: Rua Antonio Enes No20, 4 Andar; Google Maps search string "Rua Antonio Enes, 20, Lisbon, Portugal"
Vodafone: 913 168 573 Telemovel TMN: 962 774 842 Horario: 11h00 as 21h00 de Segunda a Sexta ; I did not go there, I just noticed that both are quite close on the map.

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I wish that everyone of you will have the same memorable experience!

Explorer69

10-13-08, 18:35

Thanks for Your report. Do You remember the name of the girl and her very hot girfriend? Maybe I know them :pMy girl was Melina, I don't know the name of her girlfriend.

Motogpman

10-16-08, 18:29

My girl was Melina, I don't know the name of her girlfriend.Thanks for sharing her name. Unfortunately I don't know her.

Yuiop69

10-25-08, 23:50

For any mongerers next weekend in Portugal....
The Global Erotic Exhibition !
http://www.salaoerotico.com/portugues/home.html
We could meet up, but darn, I'll miss it by a day.

Any help on clearing up the Lilia mystery below welcome. I can find nothing recent on gp-pt.net or gpguia.net ... just the old radiant reports.

Kama Leão

10-27-08, 03:12

During this last year, some new (one or two not that new in the scene but only recently rising to stardom) hot independent sex divas have left their wondrous mark in Lisbon's mongering community.

CARINA VASCONCELOS (Portuguese): tall, blonde, beautiful body, 30 something, great personality, galactic BBBJ, CIM, DFK, no O-levels

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=366

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=869

ALINE (Brazilian): petite, brunette, a body to die for, the ultimate GFE, 20 something, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, O-level (much better than the photos)

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1067

MARINA (Portuguese): another petite and brunette young goddess (again, the photos don't do her justice), college student, ultra-light-be-ready-to-fall-in-love-GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, no O-levels (definitely!)

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=239

BEATRIZ D' MELLO (Portuguese): beautiful, elegant, 30 something brunette, hot as hell, DFK, (can be persuaded into) BBBJ and CIM, no O-levels.

http://www.beatrizescort.com/beatriz_fotos_beatriz.htm

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1105

MARTA (Portuguese): amazing late 30s MILF, elegant, sophisticated, a firm body to dive into, hot and sexy, welcoming personality, DFK, BBBJ, O-levels.

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1034

FORGET THE DREADED GOLD DIGGERS OF ELEFANTE BRANCO, GALLERY AND ALL AND ENJOY!!!

Swiss

10-31-08, 03:06

I am from tomorrow in Lisbon. Is there an update on the nightclubs? Elephante, hallery, Night and day, etc. Quality? prices, etc?Explorer69,

The night starts out at White Elephant, then the girls move on to Gallery up until 3:00 in the morning then they go to the Black tie to end the night. The best hunt is around 01:00 and 03:00 since the max the girls can ask is 200 EURO per night. When you are closer to 03:00 there is the chance that 150 EURO - 100 EURO can be negotiable.

After 03:00, the max they can ask is around 150 EURO and then you should start bargaining for the rest of the night.

Bst is Gallery, man what a selection, Brasil rocks.

The Muffin Man

11-02-08, 06:46

Wow. This looks like a great option for me. Day time mongering detour when checking work e-mail. What hidden charges can I expect in addition to the rates quoted on their site ($120e incall)? I realize that the site says there are none, but. Also, is this something that cabbies will know how to locate? I find these types of places tend to change location. I won't be in Lisbon until Feb.

Moreover, I have a thing for thin brunettes and would really like to do a EU gal of the same makeup for the first time. Will this be my best reliable option? Will have family in tow so I need a 'surgerical' mongering approach.

A bit off topic, but can I get by with English and Spanish in Portugal (I speak no Portugese).

Thanks in advance guys. Awesome thread.

Magoo

Time for a remedy. Get your act together, you fat old fuck, and go to Gizelle escorts, in the Avenida Republica, just up from Saldanha (number 45, 9 ‘D’ for those who prefer information to garrulous blogging).

They have a website, and no photoshopping stands between the featured ladies and what we old-timers still call ‘reality’. The sweet girl-next-door whom Mur selected was exactly as pictured.

http://www.gizelle-escorts.com/gizelle-ines.html

The Muffin Man

11-21-08, 04:09

Ok. I RTFF'd and figured it out. Again, great forum. I'll be sure to add my e0. 02 after my visit.

Be safe,

Magoo

Tuxsmasher

12-10-08, 11:04

Kama leao,

Thanks alot! All these girls are gonna be near my hotel, so it's perfect.

I have a few questions to you.

1. When they say an hour, do they let you stay for an hour and fuck as much as you like or it's a come once based?

2. Anyone here had experience with any of them? which one has best personality?

Thanks

Kama Leão

12-28-08, 21:31

Kama leao,

Thanks alot! All these girls are gonna be near my hotel, so it's perfect.

I have a few questions to you.

1. When they say an hour, do they let you stay for an hour and fuck as much as you like or it's a come once based?

All the ones I mentioned will let you take your pleasure (and, make no mistake, THEIRS!) as many times as you'll be able to. And if you're gentle and kind enough, one hour may last more than 60 minutes...

Tuxsmasher

01-09-09, 19:47

So this is how my experience in Lisbon went.

Carina Vasc: Very welcoming personality, nice sweet and drop dead gorgious, big nice ass too. 1 hour 15 mins with her, opened my mind to new frontiers. Srsly, this one is a must. She gives pretty good BJ, and very nice GFE, shower with her in the end. Phoned her, she spoke a little english, she was on time, ready and welcoming.

Mila Argentina: Met her on new years eve's night, (yes she was working on NYE). She opened the door with a pink bikini, I saw that ass and was hard instantly, I probed to take only half an hour with her, cause was expected at dinner. Her performance was okayish overall, nice warm mouth, good riding, cummed between her tits, but I'dn't repeat. She didn't speak english, but we managed to understand each other nonetheless

Julia portugesa: I said I had to do a MILF, just one of my fantasies, phoned her, went there, turned out she was at the maus klub, ok I said, the madame was pretty welcoming and nice, offered me a drink, then I went to the room, julia came in a robe, teasing with her huge tits. Half an hour too. Very good oral, and riding, didn't try anal with her but I think she does it, anyway it was pretty sweaty, I don't know why but I liked her best. No rush, good conversation, when I was about to go, the madame insisted on me seeing the other girls, not too shabby, I liked one of the brazillian girls (very nice ass)

I originnally wanted to see Aline (the brazillian), but she was on vacation, and other brazillians I found didn't speak english, only found 1 who speaks perfect english in the strip club (san payo), but didn't like her much. So my mission not quite accomplished. But overall lisbon offers alot for little money in my opinion. I was living close to most of the mentioned girls, so it seemed easy to find them.

Would I come back? A definite maybe (if I can't find brazillian ass anywhere else: D) lastly, a big THANK YOU kama leao, mur and everybody else who made this thread a success.

Take care, and Happy New Year.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Kama Leão

01-11-09, 05:12

SARA

http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=66&t=8335

Petite (1.60m), pretty, lovely, blonde, late 20s/early 30s, utter GFE. Only outcalls. Very sweet, an avid kisser, great breasts, DATY, BBBJ/CIM to die for. Supposedly only a temporary situation until the end of January. Be gentle and kind to her and she will cuddle in your arms like a true lover. 100€/1 hour; BBBJ flash rendez-vous, 40€.

MARA & MARTA

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1220

Ultra-hot Brazilian/Portuguese duo of powerhouse sex. Individually and together you'll surely leave their boudoir exhausted and infinitely pleased. No spring chickens, though: late 30s/early 40s. DFK, DATY, BBBJ/CIM, O-levels. 100€/1 hour each.

MARLENE

http://www.portalprivado.com/marlene/index.htm

Amazing German MILF, red hair, mid to late 40s, very beautiful and well kept considering her age, great body, DATY, BBBJ/CIM. Speaks English. VERY IMPORTANT: make sure she's going to be the one that will be meeting you, 'cause at the place she works in, if she's not available, quite probably they will try to fool you into taking someone else, even pretending the girl they will be pushing is Marlene!!! 50€/1 hour.

... and a new photo essay of Lovely Rita (already reviewed here):

http://www.portalprivado.com/rita_p/lisboa-acompanhante-luxo-portalprivado.htm

Bearsk

01-18-09, 01:41

Great forum - major quality.
I am headed to Lisbon in a few weeks for a meeting.
I speak very little Portugese but some Spanish.
I would like to experience some of the local attractions.
I am interested in seeing some of the mulheres negra (Cape Verdean?) as well as other lovelies on offer. I have read the forum which is very helpful.
I had planned to centre attention on the area near Metro Aeerio - Praca Francisco Sa Cameiro.
I am not too much inclined to SWs for a variety of reasons.
Is there somewhere I might get a line-up with a Mamasan?
Any other advice from the ISGers on the board would be appreciated.
As usual I will report back.
BSK

Pyjama

01-18-09, 08:44

I can't remember exactly and I didn't read all of this forum again, but I think once there was something of a Google map of Lisbon with links embedded to private appartments.
Though I've seen only very little of Lisbon (some hours in between flights) I remember the centre as an impressive place.

Pj

Pyjama

01-18-09, 09:00

I have found this on another site - it might be useful for the Lisboa mongers. This is a map with phone-numbers, pics and location of GPs

http://www.apartadox.com/google/mapa.php

Carlos

This is what I was talking about!

Bearsk

01-18-09, 10:21

These appears useful as well:

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/mapa.aspx
http://www.tugas18.com/tugas18maps.htm

For generally getting around perhaps:

http://www.golisbon.com/maps/lisbon-metro.html

Originally Posted by Carlos Primeros
I have found this on another site - it might be useful for the Lisboa mongers. This is a map with phone-numbers, pics and location of GPs

http://www.apartadox.com/google/mapa.php

Carlos

This is what I was talking about!

Yuiop69

01-18-09, 17:12

Lilia has been very much around in Sete Rios for the past few months, keeping me happy . Can PM me for number... unless I can put it here?
She doesn't advertise... she doesn't need to. She also gets no foreigners, no one from this forum, or so she says... you don't know what you're missing... ! (but only if you can take a tall, assertive girl)

One problem, Lilia like many girls, just works office hours, Mon -Fri. So where does a man go on a Sunday evening (that is when I typically arrive)? Patricia in Benfica seems to offer late night service. Maybe Marina or BEATRIZ D' MELLO might be available. Any other suggestions?

Overall Lisbon continues to offer a lot for little money, when you can work the ropes.

CopaBrasil1

01-18-09, 19:33

I have mongered in Brasil very extensively and I am trying to decide if I should go to Lisbon or Madrid. I spent some time in Madrid and Barcelona last year and visited the usual suspects such as Flowers Park, Vive Madrid and Riviera. I speak Portuguese and only rudimentary Spanish so I'd prefer to try Lisbon out and use language skills to my advantage. Are there any puticlub type formats (bar with rooms onsite) in Lisbon? I like to be able to go to a club or termas type of place because I like to pick a girl from a quality selection. While I don't want to get clipped for 200 Euros for 40 min, I am traveling with the significant other and would like to find a place that I could go in the afternoon which has top talent and rooms onsite. If I have to pay 100-150 Euros for 40 min to an hour, that is no problem if the girls are right, the place is open early, and the location is accessible quickly.

A lot of the info on the Lisbon thread is geared towards SW's, which I'm not a fan of. I have read about Elefante and Hippopotamus, however, it does not sound like they have rooms onsite. Maybe there is a hotel or love motel type place next door?

Thanks,

CB

Antonio Spada

01-18-09, 22:32

I had a similar expercience with Mirella. As she loved to model she let me take lot of nice pics of her. Do let me know if you re interested in sharing our experiences

New Brazilian Mirella. Around 1, 60m, slim, shoulder long straight hair, black with blonde streaks, looks in the upper 20es or so. Tiny body complete with pair of decent size soft and perky tits, with aroused nipples, perfectly shaped and shaven ass and real GFE hugging and cuddling experience.

She was my first (and the only) Brazilian girl ever, and let me fall in love with her body. "my body is all yours now" (yes, she really said that), her nice and relaxed Brazilian attitude, packed in her adorable small frame. And yes, she really appeared in a white gown as you can expect from your favorite fantasy nurse.

Everything, and I repeat. Every my desire was met and fulfilled, which in turn made me being very gentle while teasing, probing, stocking and stretching and finally pumping her amazingly tiny brown spot. She clamed this was the first time anal ever, and if true, my 20 Euros tip, must be doubled.

The knock on the door came a bit too early, but for me it was time to run to the plane For a finish she suggested to come on her face, (she had fear of me coming inside and tearing her ass), but I insisted and shot my load inside, contrary to the great finish of the movies. In real life I'd rather play it that way.

In 3 words: Unforgettable Brazilian GFE

Technical Info: www.clinicadoprazer.net. 912 548 319 / 960 075 376 Contato por Telefone. Tel. : 966 416 189 / 916 238 598

Paste the string "Av. Marques de Tomar No. 33, Lisbon, Portugal" into Google Maps to get a visual map of the place.

Av. Marques de Tomar No. 33, take the elevator to the 5th floor, look for a yellow brass metal plate, indicating something medical, so you can not miss the door. The lady on the phone spoke little English. Enough to strike the deal. She introduced me to the only girl available (Mirella) and from her greeting hug, I decided to stay. 100 Euro for 1 h. All included.

Close by exists another studio: www.xiang-zen.com. CONTACTOS: Rua Antonio Enes No20, 4 Andar; Google Maps search string "Rua Antonio Enes, 20, Lisbon, Portugal"

Vodafone: 913 168 573 Telemovel TMN: 962 774 842 Horario: 11h00 as 21h00 de Segunda a Sexta; I did not go there, I just noticed that both are quite close on the map.

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I wish that everyone of you will have the same memorable experience!

Antonio Spada

01-18-09, 22:52

Here some Mirella s pics for you to enjoy.

Kama Leão

01-20-09, 02:12

I am interested in seeing some of the mulheres negra (Cape Verdean?)

(...)

I had planned to centre attention on the area near Metro Aeerio - Praca Francisco Sa Cameiro.

LUCIANA MELO

http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1022

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=397

She's one of the best GFE-meets-hardsex experiences I've ever had. Tall, really beautiful, XL boobs, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, no O-levels. Smart, intelligent, college girl, Cape Verdian, early 20s, speaks English fluently. She's in Rua Cervantes, a 3 minutes walk from Metro Areeiro/Praça Francisco Sá Carneiro. Be gentle and kind to her and she'll show you Heaven.

Kama Leão

01-20-09, 02:26

I like to be able to go to a club or termas type of place because I like to pick a girl from a quality selection.

No such thing here. But if you care to browse through the last 5 or 10 ISG Lisbon pages, you'll certainly find a lot of useful hints.

While I don't want to get clipped for 200 Euros for 40 min. (...)

If I have to pay 100-150 Euros for 40 min to an hour, that is no problem if the girls are right, the place is open early, and the location is accessible quickly. (...)

I have read about Elefante and Hippopotamus

100-150 Euros for 40 min?!!!... In local market prices that would be a shameless rip-off!!!

Forget the Elefante and the disgusting Hipopotamo... do your homework and here you'll discover all you need.

Ozouville

01-25-09, 01:52

i was in lisbon last week, so i decided to go to ef. a good decent selection of girls, i picked one who i believe was called maryna, brunette brazilian girl in her early twenties with a very nice body.

after taking her to my hotel, i had a very enjoyable gfe experience, with bbbj and very passionate dfk. she only left in the morning, which was very nice of her. cost: 200 euros (and worth every cent).

i've noticed some users in this forum tend to disparage ef, and have tended to advise girls advertised on escort sites.

a word of caution: while i have no doubt that there are certainly good experiences to be had with escort-girls, i would still definitely recommend ef. based on my experience, (and i have mongered a lot in portugal, nearly as much as in germany), these escort-girls' ads in the sites tend to have a lot of photoshop, when you get to the place and you don't like the girl you may have a hard time getting out again (many of these apartments have pimps lurking about), the session may be the equivalent of fucking a rubber doll, etc.

sure, it's somewhat cheaper to use these escort girls (but it's 100-150 euros an hour, while ef girls tend to be all-nighters) but in terms of quality of the experience, you would be better served with ef, as you can talk to the girl before without committing yourself to anything, allowing you to evaluate in advance the girl's character and determination to please.

another forum member in a previous post stated he had not gone to elefante for many years, and yet keeps talking badly about the place. i really don't understand how he can talk badly about a place he doesn't really know (or perhaps, maybe he is connected to these escort girls in some way). his behaviour is certainly suspicious, and i would caution any new monger in lisbon to take his "advice" with a pinch of salt.

but anyway, i hope this helps to correct all the misleading information rep001tered throughout this thread. if you want a cheap fuck, head to pozo, nice girls and low prices. if you want something mind-blowing, your best bet is probably ef.

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Kama Leão

01-26-09, 23:47

After taking her to my hotel, I had a very enjoyable GFE experience, with BBBJ and very passionate DFK. She only left in the morning, which was very nice of her. Cost: 200 euros (and worth every cent).Now that's what I call the fuck of the century for the price of a bag of peanuts!

these escort-girls' ads in the sites tend to have a lot of photoshopThat's certainly right about many of them, yes.

when you get to the place and you don't like the girl you may have a hard time getting out again (many of these apartments have pimps lurking about)Only very rarely would such a thing occur. Those of you that are fluent in Portuguese may browse http://www.gp-pt.net/ and, in the thousands of TDs/field reports, check how often that happens.

the session may be the equivalent of fucking a rubber doll, etc.No doubt, that can happen.

Ozouville

01-27-09, 17:03

I would just like to elaborate a little more on my previous post.

While as a general rule Elefante's standards are very good (although unfortunately not even close to the standards of my beloved FKKs in Germany.), it may be that the talent there on a certain day may be totally satisfactory for one's tastes.

It may be that you feel like a stunning blonde, but that only elegant morenas are working at the time. This will probably not be a problem, for there are various other establishments nearby with similar displays of talent. One such establishment of this kind is Gallery. While I have gone to Gallery in the past (and have always been very satisfied with the girls), I must admit I have not gone there recently. I wanted to go there in the beginning of this week to update but alas, my workload right now leaves me little time for leisure. But in principle it should have maintained the same standards of quality. There are more, but as I only know these two personally, I will let a more knowledgeable monger talk about those.

Btw, I am glad Jackson that you do not give in to tantrums and black-mail.

Hopefully, these posts will help guide mongers new to the Lisbon scene.

Piotr

01-28-09, 00:14

but anyway, i hope this helps to correct all the misleading information rep001tered throughout this thread. if you want a cheap fuck, head to pozo, nice girls and low prices. if you want something mind-blowing, your best bet is probably ef.

i have to disagree.

- poço, the scenary of so many of the best murillo’s reports, is now a pale shadow of itself.

- eb is known among lisbon mongers, to be a place where you can pick the same girl that somewhere else asks you 30-50% less.

Lapin

01-28-09, 23:29

Your reports have been very helpful to us and very accurate. It will be a pity to leave this forum. As you can see the Admin. edited his post, so you should come back and keep up the great work.

Piotr

01-29-09, 01:36

Kama Leão

01-29-09, 02:59

Unfortunately Jackson clipped the last post of Kama Leão leaving intact the evil accusation made by Ozouville in the first place.
And on top of that, the suggestion to nominate that report to the Reports of Distinction thread remains…

I fear for the future of this Lisbon thread.

So do I.

I maintain every single word I've written which has nothing to do whatsoever with "tantrums" or - always a gentleman in your choice of words, aren't you? -, for goodness sake!..., "blackmail".

Quite probably... goodbye.

Ozouville

01-29-09, 09:51

Piotr,

Like I stated previously, it may certainly be less to pick the same girl somewhere else, but it will be only for one hour maximum (my experience tells me that frequently, what is supposed to be one hour turns into 40 minutes.), while with a girl in EF it will generally be an all-nighter.

Is this price premium worth the extra hours, the better environment in which to relax with, meet and choose the right girl?

I certainly think so. I tend not to think of a mongering experience as going to the barber's, unless I'm running low on cash. And when that happens, Pozo comes into my mind.

Which brings me to your first point. I must admit, the last time I went there, it seemed to have gone a bit downhill, but I presumed at the time that the situation was temporary, as SW spots' desirability tend to be more prone to cycles.

From your statement, I must conclude that you believe this change is structural, and thus permanent. If that is the case, then this is certainly very upsetting news. Hopefully other SW spots will surface in the future to make up for this loss.

I have to disagree.

- Poço, the scenary of so many of the best Murillo's reports, is now a pale shadow of itself.

- EB is known among Lisbon mongers, to be a place where you can pick the same girl that somewhere else asks you 30-50% less.

Murilloa

01-29-09, 19:33

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please! This will not do at all!

Let us recall some facts of life here. Five thoughts:

First, civic responsibility on ISG is not to ourselves, but to Society. We may enjoy abusing the office computer, still glowing from a lunch-hour orgasm, relating erotic exploits while nubile secretaries admire our work ethic. But our primary function is to inform and entertain.

Second: these pages get viewed across the globe by Lisboetas, Luso-exiles, cybertravellers, mobile mongers, and weirdo wankers who’ll never come to (or in) Portugal. Writing for these unseen friends, not for self-glory, we also serve our city (better than the Câmara does) and its GPs. Lisbon offers a vivid variety of ladies and locations, without (thank the Lord) being a top destination for grungy sex tourists. Our writings support this status quo, just as our day’s work sutures the deep wounds of capitalism.

Third, ISG is a site of post-modern discourse where dinosaur ideologies and fossil concepts of identity or integrity have no home. Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.

Fourth: forgive the clichés, but variety is the spice of life and it takes all kinds to make a world. So, Muri gets off by crawling hands and knees along the Poço, seeking a cigarette butt that might have graced the painted lips of Sabina? While Ozouville rents the Clinton Suite at the Hotel Dom Pedro, to sip Veuve Clicquot from the shiny stiletto shoe of a thousand-euro gallery girl? Kama Leão won’t die happy until he’s left his DNA in the bathroom of every single escort ever seen on ApartadoAdobe or PhotoshopPrivado? For Raskolnikov, Nirvana is incense, vapour, candles, hot stones, perfumed unguents, soft fresh towels and a two-hour tug-job? Why, gentlemen, honour and glory to each and every one of them!

Fifth: idem for physical fancies. Mur adores pretty petite Portuguese princesses, exactly 28 years old with long auburn hair and big black eyes full of laughter and sorrow. Good luck to him! The guy sitting by him right now in the office has a hard-on, dreaming of a two-metre Ukrainian ogre with cropped blonde hair and the gaunt face of a camp guard. Pleasure to him! Behind that door over there, the boss is furtively jerking over his memories of a bouncy brown Brazuca babe with a bunda that causes solar eclipses on Carcavelos beach (at home, his wife paints her toenails, yells at the maid, and fantasises about the same girl). Good health and happy fucking to each and every one of them!

So - Chega! ¡Basta! Enough already! No more rancour please, comrades. Other threads may decline into routine troglodyte abuse, barren of facts or fun. This must not happen here. If you were schoolboys, you’d be in the principal’s office enduring some stupefying piece of fuckin’ hypocrisy about social tolerance and civilised values. But you are men, and mongers. Bear yourselves accordingly.

Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.

Carlos Primeros

01-29-09, 21:03

Hi Muri,

Thank you for appearing like a Jack-out-of-the-Box to take the helm over again. I thought you have left for good.

Welcome back and please stay here for good.

Carlos

Kama Leão

01-30-09, 02:46

Yes, it’s sad if one dude calls another a pimp, but the ‘victim’ needn’t give a two penny shit. Sure, our great-grand-daddies would pen florid pages of elegant insult, then arrange to meet at dawn in Monsanto to exchange pistol shots. But times have changed.

I beg to differ (and, when it concerns you, it's a pleasure and a honour): as I've said, it's not that my "honorability" has been tarnished but a case of pure and filthy SLANDERING and, as far as that is concerned, "times" (and the law) haven't changed.

Monsanto, has changed, though: our great-grand-daddies could never have arranged shoot-outs there since Monsanto as we know it only came to be between 1934 and 1946 (lol)!

Ideally, Ozou would retract his rash words and KL would graciously forgive. But both of them, all of us, when we log on here, have but one duty – to report faithfully and funnily on the girls we meet and the places we go, whoever and wherever these may be.

No duty at all, Muri, just pleasure and fun. And when fun and pleaasure are no more...

Abraço.

Feijoada

01-30-09, 03:49

I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.

Ozouville

01-30-09, 17:24

Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

I have been reading the Lisboa Forum and followed from the shadows your advise ever since I moved here last Summer. Please do not leave us! Murilloa is right: contributing to this Forum is also a civic responsibility, which cannot be interrupted by some bad and inappropriate comments.Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

Feijoada

01-31-09, 05:02

My post is for real and I probably have to apologize that I did not contribute to this site so far. Probably it sounds incredible, but I have had about 60 to 70 encounters with working girls since last Summer in Lisboa only. I started at the famous Poco, but soon I gave up as I found it terrible: mostly Romanian girls who are out only out for your money.

At my next stage I looked for girls through the internet sites: apartadox, momentosdeprazer, and portalprivado. Those are mostly Brazilian ladies, charging about 100-150E for the hour. Some of them are really worth it.

Lately, my local friends introduced me to the elite clubs: Elefante Branco, Night and Day, and Gallery. During the first encounters, the ladies charged me 200E, which I more or less payed. Later, I returned over and over to the same girl, and the price become much, much lower (about 100E). At all the previously mentioned places, I have a whisky bottlle reserved for me (for 100E). The personnel greats me and takes me to my table. The girls are really happy to see me again.

Bearsk

01-31-09, 05:08

Thanks all your contributions. Hope to add soon.
We need to be respectful of any opinions regardless of whether we share them or not. Just my POV.

Murilloa! What a pleasure to see your posts grace this thread once more.

I hope your return means that you're back in Lisbon ready for more adventures in the immortal Pozo!

Please, if this report is not fictional than I am not sure if I should laugh or cry. You claim that reporting is a "civic responsibility" which every monger should abide to and yet as you yourself admit you don't care to post your experiences. Please don't insult the intelligence of the mongers on this thread.

Bigblkman22

01-31-09, 16:42

Knowing some Brazilian Portuguese will I be able to communicate in Portugal.

Would learning a lot of European Portuguese help me when I go back to Brasil or is their Portuguese too different?

Murilloa

02-01-09, 09:58

To bigblkman: These are not separate languages. Exactly as with the various American and British forms of English, there are differences in little words and expressions, and wide varieties of accent, but if you learn English in Louisiana you'll get by fine in London. Same goes for Porto and São Paulo.

To Ozouville: Laugh or cry as you will: Mur's intervention was sincere, but your rebuke that it contained no information has to be accepted. Truth is that the mongering career is 'on hold' just now for personal reasons of a nature too disgustingly sentimental to be revealed here. As a token gesture towards hard fact, let us reveal that the excellent and convenient clinic, Mirage Klub in the Rua Rodrigues Sampaio is still flourishing, with at least three very charming Portuguese girls under the direction of the eternal Rute. Recommended - but please understand that Mur is not their agent.

To KL: Stay around. And tell us (for pedant Mur hates to make crass errors) if Monsanto arrived too late for our great-grand-daddies, where exactly would, say Eça have gone to fight a duel if one of his café cronies had suddenly called him a pimp?

To King Carlos: We veterans must stick together through thick and thin on this priceless forum. Carnaval beckons.

To Piotr: greetings! fear not for the future of the Lisbon thread - throw yourself into the manly task of saving it.

To Poço fans worldwide: Passing through the other day Mur was accosted by a very old acquaintance, possibly called Catarina, the tall slim long-black-haired one with the feline face, in tight jeans, high boots. He made that apologetic 'not-right-now-honey' gesture and she screeched at him a word which sounded like the UK English 'poofter!'

With the common roots of our languages, it is not impossible that this Romanian word means what it does in England (faggot) but we can be certain that it is no complimentary kind new year's greeting. She even broke into a trot to try to chase after Muri, but as he is the fastest fifty-year-old footballer in Lisbon, and as she was wearing fifteen-centimetre spiky heels on her sexy boots, and as it was raining on the greasy calçada (as it seems to have been for ever), she soon desisted, with another yell of rage.

Looks like the crisis is hurting us all. You have to be truly desperate if you actually run across a busy street in an attempt to get fucked by Muri.

But whether we are broke, insulted, sentimentally distracted or challenged in any other way, there is no reason to stop writing here.

Feijoada

02-01-09, 17:58

To Poço fans worldwide: Passing through the other day Mur was accosted by a very old acquaintance, possibly called Catarina, the tall slim long-black-haired one with the feline face, in tight jeans, high boots. He made that apologetic 'not-right-now-honey' gesture and she screeched at him a word which sounded like the UK English 'poofter!'

With the common roots of our languages, it is not impossible that this word means what it does in England (faggot) but we can be certain that it is no complimentary kind new year's greeting. She even broke into a trot to try to chase after Muri, but as he is the fastest fifty-year-old footballer in Lisbon, and as she was wearing fifteen-centimetre spiky heels on her sexy boots, and as it was raining on the greasy calçada as it seems to have been for ever, she soon desisted, with another yell of rage. Looks like the crisis is hurting us all. You have to be truly desperate if you actually break into a run trying to fuck Muri.I think you are talking about a Romanian named Catalina. Very bad service indeed: no BJ, no kissing, and she even didn't remove her bra. And for all of this, she climbed me up to the 4th floor of a "pensao". That made me decide never to return to that area again.

Bearsk

02-10-09, 17:18

Brief trip but lots of help from the forum, thank you all.

I was interested in a mulata so I called the number for
Yasmine http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1165
and had
Luciano Melo http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=397
and Lavinia Hortega on my list, among others.

I made a time on a Friday around 4pm and was told to come to Ruas C__ a block from Aeerio. I called when outside in the street and got buzzed in to second floor. Door opened and in I walked, I was met by Valeria, who clearly was not a mulata. She explained to me that Yasmin's prior client had requested an extra hour so she was not readily available. She offered me the line up or a later appointment. I said, no problem and she took me to a room where I was offered a seat. Its clean and well organized, relaxing music. The girls are pleasant, all appear to speak English and have safe practices.

I then witnessed a procession of major talent (I hope I have web links correct):
Brenna - cute, nice face
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=418
Lavinia Hortega - very pretty face, great smile
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=399
Rebeca - tall languid, a little coy - http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=411
Nicole Santos - petite but appointed, burning light green eyes, young
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394
Valeria - very nice, maybe in mid twenties, good presence, great body.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=163

Torn but happy - could have picked any one. I was of half a mind to run with Valeria since I like ladies with a presence and a little experience and her bum is kind of hypnotic. I also wanted to ask Lavinia about the webshoot where she has angel wings on ... maybe next time.
In any case, I settled on Nicole Santos since she was personable and I remembered from the web at least that she appeared to have breasts to die for. Will post follow up when have a chance.

When I was finished, I asked to meet Yasmin but she had gone to see a client at a hotel.

On my way out, I passed a very attractive black women on the stairs. I asked if she was Yasmin, she said no: I suspect this may have been Luciana Melo, she had a very beautiful and flawless face.

Bearsk

02-13-09, 15:34

So I picked Nicole, based on her webshot showing major mammaries, her nice smile and piercing light green eyes.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394

In person, she has a light complexion than on the web. She may be Portuguese but i suspect there might be a little Eastern European in her. She has a small tattoo on her neck and a butterfly stamp over her lower back. She apparently smokes but i could not smell or taste it.

Overall, it was great experience. The breasts are a hundred per cent real, beatifully proportionaed, large for her body, maybe 34or36Cs (she has a very slim back and arms with excellent skin and a very tight muscular ass - she does not work out). Her breasts are sensitive, along with her neck and clit. She is good kisser.

She is listed as 18 yo, maybe correct I would guess 18-21. She is a little bit young in that she was hesitant about several things, including size and several other things. She wanted to do a CBJ and I dissuaded her of that. I thought then if i had made a mistake. Seconds later she convinced me not with a slithering BBBJ accompanied by great eye contact. I almost shot, which is unusual for me at that stage.
We then had extended covered FS in different positions, notable great views of he face and breasts with her on top and her breast bouncing during doggie. In the mish, she seemed to be reacting with each thrust ?pain, so I asked if it was OK and offered to stop; she responded by asking me to keep going "slow and deep". I could feel my cock hitting her cervix and so turned her on her side so I could continue while she played with her clit and I massaged those breasts. Within a few moments she contorted in an orgasm which drenched the bed. She then apologized ... its OK really. She composed herself and got back on top and got me close.

I wanted to rub oil on her breasts and cum all over them but she rejected the oil on her skin (well there had to be one disappointment!). He then set to work on BBBJ and rubbing my cock between her breasts. That brought me to climax, I did not get to cum on the breasts but I was certainly satisfied.

She did not linger long afterwards and I would have appreciated some holding, I think she was cold as she wiped herself with a towel and put her robe on before coming back to clean me up and tell me what a nice cock I had.
Time: 65 min, Damage 100 Euro.
Favorite flavor strawberry, like perfume and chocolates.
Anus is ticklish but does not do anal sex: does not do CIM. (OK by me)
Repeat? Absolut!

Bearsk

02-15-09, 00:15

I text messaged Marina and organized to see her late Saturday afternoon at a flat an easy walk downhill from the Sheraton. The flat is nicely appointed and clean. The neighbourhood was quiet. It was discrete.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=239

At the appointed hour, I was feeling the jetlag and tired from work and wonder if it would be worthwhile. That lasted about a microsecond after in got in the door. Marina is a classic looking Portuguese girl, long dark hair to the middle of her back with a gentle curl and deep soulful olive eyes. Her skin is perfect, it sort of glows and it is very soft. When she talks, its like a cat purring in perfect English. She wears very sexy glasses, giving rise to potential horny librarian or schoolteacher type fantasies - while GFE is her modus, she seems capable of anything and I'd wonder about light restraint trending to PSE. While endlessly polite, she did offer to talk dirty to me - something I might take her up on in a subsequent visit.

My mind wandered ... she suggested I shower and offered to join me but I thought it would be quicker alone and needed to lie down. In retrospect, she is the sort of woman with whom it would be nice to share a leisurely bath.

In any case, not too much detail. She is a great kisser, great lips and tongue and a great neck. Her breasts and bum are perfect. She has cute feet and toned calves. Excellent BBBJ for long time, then covered up and proceeded to 40 minutes of frenetic fucking where the bed was propelled to a good foot from the wall (she noted). I especially enjoyed banging her from behind, her body and back are perfect and there is a mirror in the corner of the room in which you can see her facial expression and breast sway with each stroke.

We then took a break and chatted about life, the world and sex and other things. She was disappointed that I had not yet climaxed. After a pause she took matters in hand and mouth and went for it, including a major deep throat effort that brought me close. She finished me with expert tongue action. We lay there for a while and giggled at the twitches I get afterwards.

We cleaned up.

I paid her 150 Euros, for agreed 90 minutes and a small tip, probably not enough. The time I am not sure, since it was not an issue but we certainly went over. I felt in no way rushed.

I went and had a beer and watched the football. She is a predominant memory of Lisbon and if I get back there soon, I will probably try and sign up for a longer session when I am not so tired and jet-lagged. I expect she may start to charge more, it is certainly a major value at the moment.

Bearsk

03-02-09, 09:16

http://www.portalprivado.com/nicole_s/index.htm

So I picked Nicole, based on her webshot showing major mammaries, her nice smile and piercing light green eyes.
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=394

In person, she has a light complexion than on the web. She may be Portuguese but i suspect there might be a little Eastern European in her. She has a small tattoo on her neck and a butterfly stamp over her lower back. She apparently smokes but i could not smell or taste it.

Overall, it was great experience. The breasts are a hundred per cent real, beatifully proportionaed, large for her body, maybe 34or36Cs (she has a very slim back and arms with excellent skin and a very tight muscular ass - she does not work out). Her breasts are sensitive, along with her neck and clit. She is good kisser.

She is listed as 18 yo, maybe correct I would guess 18-21. She is a little bit young in that she was hesitant about several things, including size and several other things. She wanted to do a CBJ and I dissuaded her of that. I thought then if i had made a mistake. Seconds later she convinced me not with a slithering BBBJ accompanied by great eye contact. I almost shot, which is unusual for me at that stage.
We then had extended covered FS in different positions, notable great views of he face and breasts with her on top and her breast bouncing during doggie. In the mish, she seemed to be reacting with each thrust ?pain, so I asked if it was OK and offered to stop; she responded by asking me to keep going "slow and deep". I could feel my cock hitting her cervix and so turned her on her side so I could continue while she played with her clit and I massaged those breasts. Within a few moments she contorted in an orgasm which drenched the bed. She then apologized ... its OK really. She composed herself and got back on top and got me close.

I wanted to rub oil on her breasts and cum all over them but she rejected the oil on her skin (well there had to be one disappointment!). He then set to work on BBBJ and rubbing my cock between her breasts. That brought me to climax, I did not get to cum on the breasts but I was certainly satisfied.

She did not linger long afterwards and I would have appreciated some holding, I think she was cold as she wiped herself with a towel and put her robe on before coming back to clean me up and tell me what a nice cock I had.
Time: 65 min, Damage 100 Euro.
Favorite flavor strawberry, like perfume and chocolates.
Anus is ticklish but does not do anal sex: does not do CIM. (OK by me)
Repeat? Absolut!

Murilloa

03-07-09, 09:38

bearsk you’re a welcome presence here – indeed just about the only one nowadays. keep reporting, we implore you.

after all that has happened this year, mur is still capable of mongering, given careful financial and psychological planning. and it comes to pass, on a wet windy afternoon, that he has business down the ‘linha’. a chance for a rare journey on the yellow train - and a mission to mônica, who has caught the eye on a web search for suburban beauties.

for those who detest mur’s ramblings, the hard facts are in paragraph nine. go straight there, but waste no time sending a pm to tell the author he’s an arsehole. or asshole. he knows he’s an asshole. or arsehole.

so, with long-forgotten purpose in his stride, mur abandons headquarters for the day.

headquarters? was it just a year ago that the crack troops of capitalism were celebrating victory after victory, crowning themselves with laurels, quaffing champagne at nine in the morning, rep001tering cocaine over their laptops and visiting new centre three times a day?

in march 2009, they huddle catatonically waiting for the end, like the french army at dien bien phu. “ils ne passeront pas, mes braves, but shit, isn’t that the scream of yet another incoming mortar round? will reinforcements never arrive? are the politicians leaving us here to die like cornered rats?”

putting the wreckage behind him mur finds the terminal at cais do sodré almost finished. almost. an age ago he remarked that portugal erects superb football stadia in record time, while this vital project has taken… what? six years? and the final product does not promise to be anything special. why, over the bridge in the drug-wilderness of pragal they have a fine station with every modern amenity. and so it should be, muses mur the soft-centred pinko-leftist.

who is soon smothered by mur the bug-eyed reactionary when the train arrives covered in shitfaced spray-can graffiti. ‘round up these fuckin’ wasters and make them do military service’, he growls, settling down for the scenic ride. the grey, troubled sea echoes his mood, and alighting several stations to the west, mur deals firmly with a creditor. one bullet in the neck: a swift, painless end. pity about the wife and kids, but the fittest must survive. the weak and faint hearted will be treated the way bayern handled sporting the other day.

now for mônica. on the net you’ll find her at http://www.realezas.com/ and at http://www.portaldodesejo.com/monica/index.html physical location is the rua da escola social in são joão, two minutes walk from the train. she advertises 19 years, but mur’s guess would be 24. less than half his age, either way. she’s charming, pretty, raven-haired, voluptuous. this last word is not a euphemism for ‘fat’, not yet: we have here a substantial curvy babe in her prime. for €50 she offers an unhurried skilful half-hour,

she does leave mur alone in the cramped bedroom for a long time after taking his money – he starts to wonder if she’s gone into the rainy street in bra, heels and panties, trotting down to western union to send the cash straight to minas gerais. but the wait is worthwhile. after a caressing prelude and a cbj with much provocative eye-contact, mur enters mônica, whose elegant fingers begin self-stimulation. she eventually brings herself a hot, shuddering orgasm. real, or fake? gentlemen, the great thing here is that it’s her business entirely, it does not matter, for the performance brings the client to his own long awaited climax, and this is mongering as it should be, intellect and emotions entirely disconnected while all the senses are totally engaged.

mur believes that modern theoreticians would find those distinctions crude and dated. he doesn’t give a fuck.

back at the station of st john, our bible scholar embarks to labour in the vineyard of capitalism, remembering st john’s tale of how jesus ‘found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting. and when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables.’

but by the time the yellow train glides beneath the emblematic bridge, mur’s thoughts are neither with the good lord nor with mônica, but with someone else entirely…

The Muffin Man

03-09-09, 02:31

I strategically got a room in Rossio, near the ancient SW haunt raved about on this page. After making four passes though the area I hit pay dirt. My first three passes were 8:00 am, 11:00 am, and 4:00 pm on differing days. All I saw were larger, robust looking gals who could be envisioned wearing a head scarf in small small eastern European town. Not exactly my type.

It was a wet Tuesday evening around 7:00 pm when I rounded what I reckon to be the southwest corner of the block. There were three younger SWs hanging around, two of which gave me uneasy glances. The one sitting on top of what I think to be a transformer box blew me a gentle kiss, which made me stop for further investigation.

She called herself Carla. Long raven hair with deep grey eyes set on top of a spinner frame. I speak no Portuguese and I quickly found out that my Spanish was better than her English.

We quickly agreed to e25, walked across the street (to the west, I believe), and hiked the 4 floors to the Pensao. I had to pitch in e5 for the room. She immediately bared her ass, sporting a nice, fancy tattoo and began to get cleaned up. Now, this was my first trip to Europe and hence the second b-day I had seen in my life (first being my Rossio hotel room), let alone seen used. Needless to say I would have been completely satisfied paying the e30 just to watch this attractive girl use a b-day, which, suffice to say, has sparked a new fetish. Really, I no clue that one sits facing the wall, opposite of a toilet. Fortunately, she kind of got a giggle of my new-found curiosity and had no issues with me watching. 'Nuff said.

Following my initial fascination with the b-day I had another first of having a SW inspect my privates for signs of coodies. Having satisfied herself, she started out with a CBJ followed by mish.completion with doggie.

Recommended. Although she never took off her top, she seemed into the session and the price certainly was right for my first EU encounter. I really enjoyed getting it on with a Romanian gypsy-looking gal (who actually delivered and didn't seem all about gouging me as past reports across the EU suggest), with of course the b-day bonus.

Thanks all for the past posts which made this experience possible. FYI, if you find your way to the US, Jackson maintains quite an excellent board there as well.

Be safe,

Magoo

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Rhode1

03-11-09, 05:05

What a deception!

I went to the elefante branco at 01h00 today.

90% of the girls were brazilians (very agressive) and no one over 6.

Finally I sympathised with 2 mozanbic girls and offered them a drink to explain me what's happens here.

They told me that were was working here since 1 year and the number of brazilians girls have increased a lot and that in the same time, male clients have decreased a lot.

And they almost order beer!

They tolded me it was the best place in Lisbon but they feeled the crisis.

They adviced me to go at "gallery "and they insisted that the "night and and day" was very bad.

I arrived at 03h00 at "the gallery" but only ugly brazilians.

Conclusion: I am alone in my room.

Tomorrow, I will try the escort agencies.

Bearsk

03-11-09, 07:21

Muri
Truly poetic but at the climax to the point.
As one to reduce things to the lower interactive denominator ...
Monica seem in the pictures on the web: http://www.realezas.com/monica/ to have tits worth a near death experience (to paraphrase Martha Stewart = "to die for").
Any comment? They do look quite quite exceptional. ? Worth the train ride for an aficionado? BSK

Rhode1

03-12-09, 02:05

After the deceptions of the Elefante and the gallery, I have discovered a gem on the web.

Thanks to the reviews of this forum, I decided to call Marina of "momentosdeprazer". Exactly like the pictures, except the fact that she wears very sexy glasses.

Perfect type of a young and beautifull portuguese girl.

She is really 22 and very cultivate (normal, she is studying at the university)

By respect for her, I won't tell which kind of studies, but after the action, you can speak with her about a lot of things.

She is smart and clever.

For the action, she is georgous and ready for all the fantasies you want.

Finally, this is a girl were you can go, with the eyes closed (but you will miss something delightfull.)

Total damage: 150 for 1 hour.

I gave her 50 more because she really deserved it and she stayed 90 mi.

Rhode1

03-15-09, 02:27

This time I had a meeting with Ellie (portalprivado).

Superbe portuguese girl.

Pictures are right.

BUT: her english is very bad, she don't say a word, before, during and after.

Very nice body, BUT she immediately told me, I just suck and fuck with condoms and I do nothing else.

I fact, she really does nothing (Piotr was right she is a rubber-doll).

Suck 5 min, then you fuck as long as you can (she closes her yes and don't even simulate once second), then you come and then she goes to the bathroom.

200 euros plus 20 for the taxi.

1h was the program, but all was finished in 35 mi.

Marina (tried before)is really a better choice.

Murilloa

03-16-09, 23:13

«Monica seem in the pictures on the web: http://www.realezas.com/monica/ to have tits worth a near death experience (to paraphrase Martha Stewart = "to die for").
Any comment? They do look quite quite exceptional. ? Worth the train ride for an aficionado? BSK»

Bearsk sorry for not replying sooner and this is just to confirm that the young lady's breasts are indeed extraordinary...

"to die for" ?? well, not sure... there is one woman in town that Muri would seriously consider dying for, given the right contractual conditions, but...

..."worth the train ride" ?? A train ride from Lisbon, €3.40 return ticket along that beautiful coast to see those beautiful breasts? Oh, yessir.

And if you are really an aficcionado, then even the train ride from Madrid (€150 overnight return) might be considered a good bargain.

Venture!

Enjoy!

Report!

Die! (if absolutely necessary, for those breasts)

Rheinhering

03-30-09, 08:24

Hello,

I followed this advice last week although as a German I really do not know what DATY CIM DFK and OLevels are. But I am quite sure, that she spent all that on me. That hour for 120 Euro was unbelievable, probably the best sex in all my life, and I had some in 43 years. She is gentle, teasing, caressing, a reeeaaaal porno star in optics and just does everything besides anal.

Anyway, the hour was longer than 60 min because we spent some time on talking and the second round took me somewhat longer.

In contrast I wasted 100 Euro for ca. 50 min in Clinica de Prazer, Av. Almirante Reis with a lazy Brazilian. Forget that stuff, Luciana gives you heaven.

I wonder if she is not really a full time sex girl? Does anybody know wether she really studies? She must earn tons of money with that service she delivers. I really felt touched by my heart when I left her.

Paul

LUCIANA MELO

http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm

She's one of the best GFE-meets-hardsex experiences I've ever had. Tall, really beautiful, XL boobs, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, no O-levels. Smart, intelligent, college girl, Cape Verdian, early 20s, speaks English fluently. She's in Rua Cervantes, a 3 minutes walk from Metro Areeiro/Praça Francisco Sá Carneiro. Be gentle and kind to her and she'll show you Heaven.

Pyjama

03-30-09, 14:11

hering,
tried to send you a private message which unfortunately is not possible. So here we go. If this is ok with the forum rules, I will provide the German translation as well:

DFK = deep french kissing = tiefe zungenküsse

DATY = dining at the Y = [stells dir bildlich vor:] Mösenlecken

BBBJ = bare back blowjob = blasen ohne gummi

CIM = cum in mouth = im mund abspritzen

the latter two also combined to BBBJTCIM, where T = till

sometimes you'll see YMMV = your mileage may vary = [wörtlich: ihre kilometerleistung kann abweichen] deine erfahrung/erlebnis kann anders sein

more easy: click on "Abbreviations" above and you'll find tons more of this!

Rheinhering

03-30-09, 15:05

Hey,

Thank your for the advice. What she did not offer is CIM, I asked expressively. But the first time I did come between her incredible boobs, that was as well.

I saw in the Portuguese forum at www.gp-pt.net, that she is well covered there and receives fantastic scorings as far as I understand Portuguese. Just that she charged me 120 although until recently she would haven taken 100 E. But I don't mind. She is probably worth even more, puuuh.

Paul

The Muffin Man

04-10-09, 06:04

Can anyone identify where this photo was taken?

I'd like to take a gander over that way as the girls appear pretty decent.

Many thanks.

http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/lovin_apples/1/1216951200/dirty-prostitutes.jpg/tpod.html

Magoo

Raskolnikov

04-10-09, 09:56

Sorry to disappoint you, Mr Magoo2, but those photos are not from Lisbon.

They're from Madrid.

Murilloa

04-10-09, 10:53

Some disappointing news, Mr Magoo. To visit these young women, so disrespectfully labelled by our anonymous traveller, you will have to undertake a short journey.

Mur stared at the picture for about twenty seconds, astonished to think that any local mongering mart could have remained undiscovered by him: like some astronomer of the 18th century contemplating a new planet. And that sex shop in the background: where in Lisbon could that be? Although now in doting semi-retirement, Mur likes to believe that he still knows every sleazy corner of his adopted home…

Then truth slowly seeped through the Guinness and Famous Grouse swirling round his brain. Vague memories stirred, of travel to a neighbouring country… pués, sí, ¡coño! Que vivan las putas de ¡¡… Españaaa…!!

Our travelling friend has published 30-some photos here, in a folder entitled Lisbon, and most of his shots are indeed standard tourist takes of our lovely city in midsummer guise. But the first few images are misattributed, unless the Puerta del Sol and the Gran Via have migrated south-west (Saramago could do something with that concept)

The street scene pictured is not far from the aforementioned thoroughfare: if you take the malodorous Madrid Metro to Gran Via and look for the local McDonalds, you’ll be in the target area. Calle Montera, as another photolink confirms:

http://www.voyagevirtuel.com/espana/ecard/madrid-calle-montera-filles-des-rues-5377.php

(don’t you find ‘filles des rues’ a much more elegant phrase than ‘dirty prostitutes’? The eternal cultural superiority of the Gallic over the Saxon mind…

Buen viaje a Madrid, señor Magoo!

The Muffin Man

04-11-09, 07:14

Wow. You guys know your stuff. Thanks! Clearly, I need to make a visit over that way to sample those 'rameras sucias' (roughly translated as 'tasty' in my vocabulary).

However, I must admit that with the abundance of like kind in your fair country, albeit sometimes a chore to find ones that look that good, let alone in the same place at the same time, one has little motivation to stray that far, no?

It's the hunt that motivates me, so do forgive me for wimping out this time and asking for directions. I was a bit stumped.

Magoo

Bearsk

04-23-09, 06:07

Back in Lisboa in a few weeks. The board is quiet. Anyone in a position to give an update? I will report back.

Carlos Primeros

05-05-09, 20:22

I was out in town with a buddy on Saturday night. Elefante Branco was closed so I went over to Gallery. It was around 10. 30 and the girls started to roll in.

At around 11. 00 20 girls came in. But I must say that I have not seen such a low quality. The max was a 7/10, the average a 5/10 in my book.

Very disappointing and a waste of time.

Carlos

Bearsk

05-19-09, 00:40

Is this lady still around?

LUCIANA MELO

http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm

http://www.apartadox.com/janela.php?id=1022

http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=397

She's one of the best GFE-meets-hardsex experiences I've ever had. Tall, really beautiful, XL boobs, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, CIM, no O-levels. Smart, intelligent, college girl, Cape Verdian, early 20s, speaks English fluently. She's in Rua Cervantes, a 3 minutes walk from Metro Areeiro/Praça Francisco Sá Carneiro. Be gentle and kind to her and she'll show you Heaven.

Bearsk

05-21-09, 22:37

She is apparently out on holiday but just back with a different ph number!
http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm

Is this lady still around?

Bearsk

05-21-09, 23:22

Late flight in on a weeknight. Arrive around 11pm, straight out through customs and into taxi. Had several picked out:
Crystal Freitas
http://www.portalprivado.com/crystal_f/index.htm
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=345
Lorena Pais
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=423
Jessica
http://www.portalprivado.com/jessica/index.htm

Called first 2 no response. Called Jessica - answered, she later told me she had been asleep. She speaks on a very little English but I managed to agree to have her see me and she gave me address down the hill from hotel - 5 min walk past Gallery and near Elefante NC and a trip to the top of the stairs and then into the attic.

She apologized for her lack of English. Asked for E120 for un hora - it was late I was not in posn to negotiate. Some small talk, she is Brazilian 22 student in Salvador, in Lisbon to earn money over the Summer.

She is about 168cm, pretty smiling face with small nose stud and bangle ear rings. Nice ass, not big compared to other Brazilian gals. Breast are augmented, recent revision of "silicones" to new ones, a little tender to touch, but big saucer type nipples. Perfect teeth, excellent lips. Photos accurate.

We then got down to business. She stepped up on the bed and launched into DFK with lots of tongue then undressed me and I helped her. Enthusiastic tongue work on little brother, but a little teethy on the suction (yow!). I encouraged more flicking less sucking and she also did great job licking my balls.
She insisted on using her condom, which was a little too small and tight around the shaft (yow!). In any case, we were quickly into it and did the rounds of the positions. She liked to be on the bottom. We then broke for a while for a bit of fondling and clearly she was getting tired. She checked the time and said "tiempo" ... it was a half joke ... she resumed and finished me with a HJ/BJ combination.

Good start to the trip.

Overall very good esp considering we were both pretty tired and she was a new one on me. She is cute and enthusiastic and I would do again if there were not an array of other options in this town. Quite innocent, no ano etc. Nice to be with ++++ despite language barrier.

Included image from web, which is now allowed. I did this since they change so often, it might be useful.
BSK

Bearsk

05-22-09, 12:10

Several months since last trip, same place, same set up, different faces http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=846141&postcount=1124

My second day in Lisboa was muito busy. Lots of meetings then follow up dinner. I was suffering with the time warp as well. It got to 10pm and I was finished. I had tried calling Marina from past visit but with no response.

I called some numbers looking for the option of Mia Queiros and ended up talking to Mistress Bea at the Ruas C near Arereiro Metro. She told me, Mia was busy and that they had Anya http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=461 and other options including Tatiana and that they were close to closing. I decided to go and have a look.

Usual deal getting in etc.
Miss B took me to a room and asked me to wait. A short time later she brought 2 girls:

Jennifer http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=473
She has long mousy hair, grey/blue eyes and is strikingly tall, nice face. Reminded me of a relative and I was not into that, so passed.
I waited a while longer and started to feel the time lag.

Nikita http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=412 appeared having just got back from a hotel service. She is cute, strawberry blond pale soft skin, nice lips, perky body. Little brother liked it. However, she seemed rushed and looked a little tired. She was very personable but as she was tired and I was becoming so I passed and said I would come back next day. The next day I was equally impressed with her young body and pretty face – website photos are very good likeness - but got distracted (see below)

Next day I returned after I got a message from Mistress B. around 3.30pm that all the girls were there. There were lots, maybe ten in total. I can’t remember them all but included:

Mia Queiros http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=459 young portugese lady, especially perky tits in the photos – I can confirm this because she walked topless into the bathroom as I was washing up, cute face, musical eyes, tight rear end. Very much the package and on my “to do” list if back in the near future.

Rebecca Chrysler http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=411 has the come and f--- me look. A little older, maybe mid 20s.

Channel – Brazilian lady, mixed European but perhaps other race as well, brilliant eyes, interesting brief chat from central Brazil, very good English. There are various Channels on different sites. I think she is the one on the portal privado site. http://www.portalprivado.com/channel/index.htm

Everlyn - young Cape Verdes girl, interesting hair, svelte with a nice bounce in her step, tremendous smile. Also on the “to do” list – so many girls so little time! http://www.portalprivado.com/eveline/index.htm

Ashley – Portuguese from Cape Verdes (see separate report) http://www.portalprivado.com/ashley/

Bearsk

05-23-09, 15:20

Many ships sailed from Portugal over the years. This girl could have modeled the masthead and been the source of fantasies for many a merchant sailor.

Early 20s, highly personable, speaks Portugese, perfect English and "some" French. She told me she had a French boyfriend for sometime but they spoke English to each other. If she was my girlfriend, I'd want to speak French to her! Mai oui. Paid 120 Euro for an hour.

Physically, the face is a 10/10, the teeth, mouth, hair and eyes are a 10/10, natural breasts, midsized 10/10, skin 10/10, after that I began to feel faint ... except she kept talking to me which was ubernice. Muscular nice developed legs and feet, manicured nails (she a trained manicurist, massagist etc) and amply buttocks with shaved pussy. She had on the same outfit as on the privado website, had the photos taken that day.

Not to be burden with detail, she was straight into DFK, got lipstick all over my face and apologized because it might get me in trouble with my lady - no problemo, she then proceed to get lipstick on my cock which was not problem. In fact, she almost produced an early release which ain't common for me.

In any case, we moved into the clinch after donning one of my condoms, warm and wet inside. Spent the next hour banging furiously - I take a long time to cum with a condom on. She liked it or she said she did and appeared to orgasm several times. If she didn't she fakes well, also she was as wet as they get which made penetrating her a distinct pleasure. We were all over the bed, she requested additional service dog style and I was happy to help. Unfortunately, the slats in the futon style bed came adrift mid exercise and we try to fix them - I offered to call the maintenance man - Ashley told they have a lot of guys that want to come to fix things but not for this - cute.

She is not interested in backdoor stuff and its apparently against house policy - OK by me.

We had gone way over time and she was blowing me patiently toward climax when she got called out by Miss B. She has another client who had booked ahead and had to finish... but but ... I did have ambitions on placing a load on her her breasts. She returned and apologized and got me off quickly by jerking me off while DFKed and she rubbed her tits on me.

Total time: about 90 minutes ... would have been happy to pay extra. In fact, if I had not left next day, i would have gone for an extended package with massage, manicure and previously described Portuguese folk dancing Cape Verdean style.

Super special girl, GFE to the max. She moves onto do other studies for a new career in several months. I may never see her again as its unlikely I will be back in Lisboa soon.
Just as a note if you are going to the Ruas make sure you insist on the option of extra time - I will do this next time.

http://www.portalprivado.com/ashley/

Bearsk

05-24-09, 23:21

Not that I like posting to myself ... but some of you guys are looking at what I write given the hits on the pictures and PMs.

I would like to thank members for help and feedback via PM.

This time around:
The price for un hora has gone up to Euro 120.
The is a lot of quality around for that price.
The weather was great.
Lisbon is great for a whole variety of reasons.
The girls phone numbers change a lot and some of them move frequently.
I paid for this because I used an old number for Marina, who I really wanted to see again, instead of checking for new one. I hope Marina is keeping safe and well.
I learned that the http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/ local forum provides useful cross check info even if its in Portuguese, so more difficult for non-speaking Philistines like me. Its free and you can translate using Babelfish or similar.
BSK

Nordboer

05-26-09, 17:49

I going to Lisboa for 1 day in june and i go many times to wayang center,wayang its only open to 1800h on saturday and i dont make that time.
Is it other massage place in lisboa same wayang?

Bearsk

05-27-09, 15:39

Not sure exactly what you are looking for, since its not my scene. But there a massagistas that you later:

http://www.somassagens.com/massagens.html

Plus a listing of massage centros y spas

http://www.somassagens.com/massagem.html

This one may fight the asiatique theme, not sure about extras, may be worth searching the thread.
http://www.xiang-zen.com/

I going to Lisboa for 1 day in june and i go many times to wayang center,wayang its only open to 1800h on saturday and i dont make that time.
Is it other massage place in lisboa same wayang?

Raskolnikov

05-27-09, 15:48

Nordboer,

You can try Ayur Size.

http://ayursize.com/

I believe it's open until a bit later than that. It was founded by Ana, the nicest masseuse I ever met at Wayang. Unfortunately, it's difficult to say whether Ana will do the massage herself, as sometimes she decides she is not doing it anymore, she's just the manager. The place is not as nice as Wayang, and not as expensive either (although it clearly tries to imitate Wayang). On the other hand, for the past few months the house has gone more liberal, with girls ending the massage with either a blowjob or full intercourse.

Price should be around 100-120€, I believe.

I going to Lisboa for 1 day in june and i go many times to wayang center,wayang its only open to 1800h on saturday and i dont make that time.
Is it other massage place in lisboa same wayang?

Raskolnikov

05-27-09, 15:57

Bearsk,

Usually, that is not the case. Standard price for one hour with the girls in Portal Privado and other sites should be 100€, sometimes 80€. My impression is that, generally, prices are not going up, much to the contrary. As to Ashley, she probably charged you 120€ just because you're a foreigner; I had been with her the week before, and she had mentioned 100€/hour (although I stayed for only half an hour). On the other hand, she seems to have provided much better service to you than she did to me. She did not kiss, and she did use KY. She is pretty, but the service provided was standard to careless.

My feeling was that I would not repeat it.

This time around:

The price for un hora has gone up to Euro 120.

BSK

Bearsk

05-28-09, 05:53

Interesting and thanks for your feedback.
Sometimes it works and sometimes not, does 20Euro make a difference? Maybe it does?

Bearsk,

Usually, that is not the case. Standard price for one hour with the girls in Portal Privado and other sites should be 100€, sometimes 80€. My impression is that, generally, prices are not going up, much to the contrary. As to Ashley, she probably charged you 120€ just because you're a foreigner; I had been with her the week before, and she had mentioned 100€/hour (although I stayed for only half an hour). On the other hand, she seems to have provided much better service to you than she did to me. She did not kiss, and she did use KY. She is pretty, but the service provided was standard to careless.

My feeling was that I would not repeat it.

Emeli

05-28-09, 17:26

Good morning to all of you I apologize for my bad english

I am an italian men and 5 years ago I have same sex section with a girls in an apartments in Lisbon ( Rua Agostinho Neto, Lote 9, Lumiar). I think the girls was the "leggy black beauty with short hair" of the messages of Ze Duron here:

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=279640&postcount=274

She's name was Carol or Caroline also I'm not sure was she's real name. She speak a fluent english and was born on one of the ex Portugal colonies in Africa.

I speak with her for a long time but, for my stupidity, I don't asked for a phone or an email. She desired to study architecture in Florence .

I wan't to help her please give me informations if someone of you meet the same girl or if know How it is possible to found her.

Thanks you to all

Deceaba estudiar architettura en italia, precisamente en Florencia, y yo ..... por tontetìa no le he pedido el numero de telefono o de mobil. Si algiem la conoce o la he conocida y sabes donde la puedo encontrar ..... son anos que voy intentando buscarla. Deceo ayudarla.

Gracias a todos y disculpa

Huahin

05-31-09, 23:55

I checked out some of the massage web sites, and would like to try one. Can anyone fill me in on the program? Do posted costs include fs or BJ? For example if I pay for a body to body Thai massage, is there a happy ending, and does it cost more?

Thanks.

H

Willie25j

06-08-09, 21:17

Do anybody have any info on where to find the asian women? And tes marina is probably the best in lisbon hands down. Hope her rates stay the same.

Bearsk

06-11-09, 09:04

Asian women in Lisboa
Tough call.
?Try:
http://www.somassagens.com/ju.html
Not sure about range of services. Reviews suggest the massage is excellent.

Do anybody have any info on where to find the asian women? And tes marina is probably the best in lisbon hands down. Hope her rates stay the same.

Bilbo456

06-29-09, 21:26

I went to Lisbon for a few days and here is my experience (others may be more luckier). My description of the locations may be slightly...do correct me if this is the case.

Firstly the city is really beautiful to walk around. On a Friday / Sat evening if you go to some of the busier bars around Cais de Sodre and Baixa Chiado (both metro) you will see some of the most beautiful women in Europe, if not the world. The younger Portuguese women are simply beautiful. Thats about all you will get 'seeing'.

For a country with relatively low GDP there is very little in terms of quality paid for sex availability at reasonable prices (i.e. overnights less than Euro 300 / 400) .

There are street hookers available but the quality is so poor you wont give a second glance. (there were some around R do Ferragi)

The locals even tend to use agencies (I had a few contacts there), if you want reasonable quality then the price is not far off central london prices. If you want lower prices than what you may normally pay in the rest of Europe you will be disappointed.

The women from the agencies are OK but still nowhere near the quality of the locals handing out in the bars.

If you have time on your hands you will be better of trying to chat the Brazilian bar staff / waitress up. I did make some progress but was not around long enough to see it to completion.

In short this is not a great place for mongering. If you are on the younger, slimmer side with some balls you may be able to get freebies with some of the seasonal workers. It would appear that sex is more easily obtained for free than paying for it (as long as you are relatively attractive and have chatting up time).

The supply side is very limited and its probably to do with the fact that people don't go to Lisbon to make their fortune......so you just wont see many women selling their bodies for money. They come here for the culture not the money.

My trip was rushed and the limited research I did was this board so I probably did not explore all available avenues.

Devilspinkick

07-02-09, 05:59

Well I'll be in Lisbon for the first time in about three weeks, so I'm interested to see the city and sample the P4P options. Hopefully I'll have more luck than you seemed to have. I'm also interested to see how continental Portuguese compares with the Brazilian Port that I've learned.

- DSK

Roger Yahoo

07-09-09, 23:29

Hi,

Just came back from Lisabon, I was with my girlfriend means some limitations. But what was very interesting:

We stayed at hotel Sofitel, we founded a nice restaurant in a small street just before the Sofitel. During our evening meals I've seen a lot of very attractive women walking along the restaurant's window. I thought something should happened in this area! YES, next door was a nightclub, I know now why I've seen so many beautiful girls.

Please report about this place.

Enjoy,

Roger

Devilspinkick

07-11-09, 22:24

Hi,

Just came back from Lisbon, I was with my girlfriend means some limitations. But what was very interesting:

We stayed at hotel Sofitel, we founded a nice restaurant in a small street just before the Sofitel. During our evening meals I've seen a lot of very attractive women walking along the restaurant's window. I thought something should happened in this area! YES, next door was a nightclub, I know now why I've seen so many beautiful girls.

Please report about this place.

After a quick search on google maps I see that my hotel will be quite close to the Sofitel and the Praca Marques de Pompel. Who knows, I may pass by this un-named club. But without a name or address I'm certainly not going to put much thought into it.

Instead, my plan is to check out Elefante Branco, Gallery, & perhaps Black Tie if I have the time - along with going to a couple of in-call establishments. But plans may change once I actually hit the ground.

If I hook up with any Portuguese chicks it will be purely by accident. I'm looking specifically for Brasileiras!

- DSK

Murilloa

07-23-09, 18:27

If the Correio da Manhã online classified ads were still working, we could reproduce the advertisement here. But for a few months now, it has been impossible to view the ‘convivio’ section. Although at first this seemed like incompetence, it now looks like misguided parsimony. The crisis is producing all kinds of false-economy panic measures, and it seems that some purulent arsehole at CM believes that punters will buy the print edition if they are denied the online ads.

Well, many Lisboetas, Muri among them, would rather be caught on video sucking cock in the Parque Eduardo VII than be seen in the street holding a copy of CM.
But a furtive glance in a café at the print edition yesterday awakened desire for something different: ‘ARROIOS, RUSSAS, UKRAINIANAS’. The number is still saved guiltily on Muri’s phone for the vice squad detectives who will burst through the door at any moment. It’s 963754769.

Now, this appealed to a lazy old fuck who capriciously fancied some EE action – and Arroios is not far from home.

Except that the ad should be headed ‘Alameda’, not ‘Arroios’, and after a call to get the address, Mur realised he had a hike on his hands, in hot overcast weather. He got lost, and had to descend into the bowels of the earth at Alameda metro station to consult the street map there. By the time he reached Rua Barão de Sabrosa, 84, it was nearly an hour since the original call, and he was unsteady on his feet. Possibly the six beers he had downed on the way, plus a joint purchased in Intendente, plus eighteen cigarettes, hadn’t helped.

And when he called again, he was told to ascend to the ‘último andar’ – the top floor. But at least the voice on the phone sounded authentically ex-Soviet. So he toiled up the stairs. Just as Marquês de Tomar had offered memories of dear Diana, that staircase took him back in time to the infamously filthy Poço.

At the top, a fifty-something bottle-blonde fat Gulag guard ushered him into a small, hot bedroom smelling of recent sex, with a Ukraine flag on the wall. His heart sank. There was no way he could consider fucking this hideous woman, even in an air conditioned cabin on a Caribbean cruise ship with a kilo of Viagra in his bloodstream. But in heavily accented Portuguese, she said, “Do you wish to see my girls?” Mur assented, and removed his shirt to wring it out of the window.

A long pause, and he was called into an adjacent, less redolent bedroom, where for the second time in a week he faced a three-girl line-up. A plump Ukranian MILF, a chunky Brazilian mulatta who has certainly never been closer to Moscow than Moscavide, and…fuck, look at this!

The third babe was in her early twenties, with beautiful black hair and eyes, standing tall in little heeled sandals, her lavish curves emphasised by a white lacy garment half way between a lingerie night-dress and a bridal gown. The nuptial impression was heightened by an absurd white veil and plastic-silver tiara she was wearing on her head.

Pure porn movie. No, Mur doesn’t jerk off over porn movies (much), but he has heard that this is the kind of thing that goes on. There are also, research reveals, several fuck-the-bride web sites - and here was lucky Muri about to do it in real life.

Her name is Rosana. Mama-san demanded €25 for a quickie and €30 for the half hour. At that price you can laugh off a squalid or ridiculous disaster, but Mur was already sensing that this would be something memorable. And it started in the most promising way when his virgin bride turned on a powerful fan. Then she insisted on removing his clothes for him, pushed him back on to the bed, and very slowly, with the most extraordinary lascivious gestures, stripped off. A full-blooded PSE was under way.

Rosana is proud possessor of a splendid body, but the detail that catches the eye is the piercing just above her clitoris, which is in the form of a zip, so that you get the impression that by tugging it downwards, you will unfasten her vagina. Mur is naïve and out-of-date no doubt, but he had never seen such a thing before. Gentlemen, if your wife/mistress/teacher/daughter has one, send Mur a PM. Otherwise he will continue to believe that Rosana is the only girl in the world with a zippable pussy.

This report is too long already, so no time to describe the half hour that followed. suffice to say that it made the average ‘Private’ movie look like a documentary newscast about local council politics in Yorkshire. Actually the wild, weird freakish pornographic action, all of it instigated by Rosana for Mur has far too many inhibitions, lasted for twenty minutes, and the last part of the encounter was more like a GFE, with a gentle back massage and polite if awkward conversation.

Rosana speaks no Portuguese at all, and just a very little English, but Mur could glean that she is on a working holiday in Portugal, and will return to the Ukraine in September to continue her university course in Pharmaceutical Science. She seems bright enough to pass her exams, but if not, she has other eminently marketable skills.

Colleagues, do not complain that Muri doesn’t offer hard information, for in this post is the address and telephone number of a hidden jewel, and as for her performance, ‘hard’ is the best adjective with which to leave you.

Ah, just one detail - if you don’t like a condom-sheathed finger stuck right up your bum, pass on this girl. Mur was still sore when he sat on the ferry crossing the river to see a friend that evening. Now he knows how the Australian cricket team must feel.

Murilloa

07-23-09, 18:32

Back to New Centre, Avenida Marquês de Tomar, 33 5 ‘D’. One of Lisbon’s long established and reliable daytime brothels, part of a chain that also includes a house in the same avenue (number five, first floor), and the establishment at Avenida Almirante Reis, 158 – too close to Muri’s home-sweet-home to be a safe place for him to visit. Their web site is called 'Clínica do Prazer', but only a very few of the girls are photographed there.

http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/?ref=SaglikAlani.Com

These houses, €100 for an hour, remain ideal for the tourist, particularly if he is burdened by accompanying spouse or workmates and can only make a brief escape.

That’s the information part: now for an account of Muri’s feelings as he rode the refurbished elevator to the scene of so many memorable meetings with Diana.

No, on second thoughts, let us spare the reader and move on. It was a busy lunch hour, and of the seven women on duty, four were locked in their offices conducting tutorials with visiting academics. The three who presented themselves offered a tough choice.

The blonde MILF who made a point of saying that she was ‘completa’ (meaning that 'A' is on her menu) ?

The curvy lissom black-velvet girl ('Camila' on the web site) ?

Or the slim Portuguese babe with a charming but ugly face and long black hair? Bianca was her name, and she was what Murilloa wanted.

Like the show-off millionaire that he is, (really just a slightly older version of Cristiano Ronaldo) he proffered payment in the form of a single crisp green €100 bill, and went off to the ‘gabinete’. The old routine: shower, watching the princess shower as he dried himself, and down to action among the sauna and beauty clinic equipment and décor designed to convince a visiting policeman that this is not a house of prostitution. Boy, but that cop would have to be even more than usually stupid.

Bianca isn’t a very bright bunny herself, but she set to her task with skill and enthusiasm. Her body is sleek and tight, remarkably so for one who later confessed to three children (at the age of 27… yes, confirms that she’s not a clever girl).
She sports several tattoos, only slightly off-putting for Muri but a warning to those mongers who abhor body decoration (Question – are there any girls under the age of 30, ‘working’ or otherwise, in the whole wide world, without a tattoo these days?).

One example of Bianca’s body-graffiti was the name of an ex-boyfriend, in 72-point Gothic font, right up along her tasty taut calf muscle or gastrocnemius as the doctor-mongers call it.. Another fucking stupid idea, in these days of the death of the ‘serious relationship’, to deface yourself permanently with the name of some transient fancy.

Mind you, if you offered to tattoo ‘Diana’ on Muri’s member, he’d be up for it. Fortunately Diana is a short name – if the object of his adoration were called Manuela Moura Guedes, or even just Madalena or Teresinha, the dick-tattoo would be out of the question.

Anyway, our hero managed two fierce orgasms, not a bad effort for a ninety-year-old fat man on a hot day, at a house where you pay for an hour but the fatal knock on the door comes around the fifty-minute mark. Try it sometime, boys – turn on a Champions’ League football match, preferably involving Sporting Lisbon so that you’ll be missing nothing interesting on the screen, and see if you can fuck your lady twice before the referee ‘blows’ for half time.

Well, the whistle finally sounded for Mur and he staggered back down the stairs into the mid-day heat. Not a bad experience, considering the emotional baggage he had carried to the Avenida Marquês de Tomar – and both New Centre and Bianca may remain on the ‘recommended’ list.

Murilloa

07-23-09, 18:36

Mur is still alive, still in L**e, and therefore on a much-reduced mongering routine.

A big thank you to the correspondents who have kept the Lisbon thread mais-ou-menos alive – although it is necessary to reproach a recent poster for his exclusive interest in Brazilian girls. Like many local mongers, Mur is tired, fed up, ‘farto’ as we say here, of their predictable routines, and would urge ‘devilspinkick’ to try the local produce. Why come to Portugal to eat Rodizio every day? It is probably a universal law of mongering, outside the 'third' or 'developing' world, or whatever-the-fuck we are now supposed to call it, that the local girls are hardest to find but best to ride – this certainly applies in England, Spain and Germany – but we’ll leave the theoretical discourse to the Professors of International Relations.

The complications of Mur’s wayward passion for an even more wayward Portuguese ‘acompanhante’ continue to keep him preoccupied, but with the help of another distinguished monger, some progress has been made. Not material for this forum, but perhaps for a novel, one day.

However, at times of personal crisis, and economic carnage in the workplace, normal healthy activity must continue, as the two reports below will testify. Self-indulgent as usual, they will also, it is hoped, provide useful information.

One last word about that fucking crisis. Although cutback succeeds cutback at the office and although profits have eroded and assets cannot be realised - although not a day passes without colleagues committing suicide and their families being turned out on to the streets to beg – although the bosses are again considering sending Muri back to England, that chaotic Chernobyl of the credit crunch – in spite of this, there is absolutely no sign of a downward movement in pricing, at any point along the range of prostitutes’ services. Not here, and not even in London, where people haven’t shat themselves with worry so frequently since 1940.

So you do not need to be a distinguished economist like Mur, to grasp the fact that purchased sex is a staple necessity-commodity, which consumers cannot abandon - not a luxury which can be relinquished for a while when times are hard.

Brown James

07-24-09, 22:33

Welcome back. It's nice to read your reports again.
Concerning Rosana. Are you sure that you not referring to Ruslana.?
In any case it's a nice report.

Murilloa

07-24-09, 23:18

... or droops corrected.

Yes, BJ, surely a Ukranian babe would be a Ruslana rather than a Rosana.

Muri's brain and ear not working in harmony - or just not working at all. He did confess to being under the influence of mind-altering substances as he went up the staircase...

Only one way to sort this out - return to number 84 and ask the babe to spell out her name.

If she insists that she won't do it until another €30 has been spent on a PSE... well, knowledge has its price.

Tuxsmasher

07-26-09, 11:42

As usual Mur delivers.

I miss Lisboa so much, hopeful to come back someday.

Devilspinkick

07-31-09, 23:07

I spent a few days touring Lisbon, flew to Germany, and then stopped overnight in Lisbon on my way back to the USA. I visited Portugal mostly for tourism but wanted to see at least what the P4P scene is like for future reference.

I stayed at the VIP Executive Hotel Madrid which turned out to be right around the corner from Gallery and Night & Day clubs. The Elefante Branco was only a block or so away. The hotel was a nice four star quality and I had the impression that it was girl-friendly even though I never tried to bring a lady back. I visited a couple of locations like Miaus club, but they turned out to be apartment-brothel type places and I just don't care much for that stuff. The quality I saw in Gallery and Night/Day was OK. However, between doing tourism stuff and plenty of sex opportunities in Germany I didn't waste much time in mongering pursuits here. The scene in Lisbon sort of reminds me of Barcelona.

I was happy to find out that my Brazilian Portuguese served me well and I had no problems conversing with folks, though there are definitely differences in dialect and pronunciation. I wouldn't mind passing back through in the future and actually dedicating serious time for mongering. Lisbon is a nice city to hang out in.

John6969

08-01-09, 23:55

Hi,

I recommend everyone that enjoy a nice sensual and erotic massage to see this place in Lisbon Center:

WebSite Link:
www.lisboa.wayangcenter.com

Visit the video in YouTube here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbSC8HMGzzE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elisboa%2Ewayangcenter%2Ecom%2Fpt%2Findex%2Ehtm&feature=player_embedded

See for yourself.

I'm an addict of this place since I discovered it.

In this ISGuide forum there is some reports about this Massage Center.

Regards,

John6969

Dmitri48

08-13-09, 11:33

FROM Murilloa, #1163
From Rua Barão de Sabrosa, 84
The third babe was in her early twenties, with beautiful black hair and eyes, standing tall in little heeled sandals, her lavish curves emphasised by a white lacy garment half way between a lingerie night-dress and a bridal gown. The nuptial impression was heightened by an absurd white veil and plastic-silver tiara she was wearing on her head. Her name is Rosana.
Rosana is proud possessor of a splendid body, but the detail that catches the eye is the piercing just above her clitoris, which is in the form of a zip, so that you get the impression that by tugging it downwards, you will unfasten her vagina.

Dear Mur,

Thanks for this tip. Despite being on a five day, sex-drenched visit to my Portuguese lover, I couldn't resist seeing that zipper. She was instantly recognisable from your description although wearing only white matching bra and pants. It was a fantastic 30min session.
There were around six women available, she was the star but there was another one, a blond with short-cut hair I would also like to try. maybe later today? Can I ever get satisfaction??!!

This is the true value of this site..........

Dmitri48

08-13-09, 14:25

Rua Barão de Sabrosa, 84

Well, my incorrigible sex drive drove me back to this place in search of the woman I saw yesterday. To my delight she was there. Irina, a 25 y.o. half-Portuguese, half-Russian from Moscow. Fine delicate features and a short cut hair style; a sort of Juliette Binoche face. Otherwise 1.80m and medium build. Between our assortment of French-Russian-English, we were able to get to know quite a bit about each other.

Her service was pretty much like Rosana's although I thought she was a touch more natural. 30 euros for a half an hour is a real snip with the quality of girls working here.

Murilloa

08-16-09, 16:56

Like every little Brit born in 1919, Mur was reared on stirring tales of imperialist forefathers – explorers, soldiers and missionaries, hacking steamy jungles, crossing stony deserts and braving bone-chilling snowdrifts, to discover remote territories and claim them for Christianity, Free Trade, Football and Parliamentary Democracy.

This will strike a chord with Portuguese readers, likewise brainwashed with ‘descobrimentos’.

One heroic narrative truly impressed Mur’s minuscule mind and petrified his perky penis. In 1911, Captain Robert Scott set out to be the first to reach the South Pole. His brave but shambolic expedition duly reached 90ºS, – only to find that a meticulously prepared and brilliantly executed Norwegian mission led by Roald Amundsen had beaten them to it some weeks earlier. Broken-hearted, Scott and friends died stoically on their return trip.

http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/scott.htm

Similarly, Muri thought he’d been the very first to make his way to Barão Sabrosa and bring news of Ruslana.

He was even prouder to hear that he’d encouraged ‘Leonardo’ to make the same journey.

So - imagine the disillusionment yesterday when his psychiatric counsellor sent a text message offering to discuss Ruslana’s ‘clinical case’, and when he visited the local forum GP-PT to find that more intelligent and better-equipped explorers had arrived before him…

http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=4432

At least Captain Scott found only a Norwegian flag, some empty corned-beef cans, and a pile of frozen dogshit. This was more like turning up at 90ºS to discover an ‘El Corte Inglés’ megastore with a metro station underneath, and election posters for Manuela Ferreira Leite in the streets outside.

Turns out that far from being an undiscovered jewel, Roslana has been working here since early 2008 and is celebrated online as one of Europe’s leading nymphomaniacs. Comments on her, all favourable and some quite breathless, run to ten pages of GP-PT, from at least twenty contributors. So much for Muri’s ‘virgin bride’…

Imagine rushing on to a music forum, shouting, “listen up everyone, I’ve just discovered this new, like, amazing talent called Leonard Cohen!”

Oh, well, Muri. At least you didn’t perish, (not quite) on the way home. Be a man, my son. Swallow the embarrassment; confess your stupidity in public, and go back tomorrow to chew on that ZIP.

Rua Barão de Sabrosa, 84. See y'all there, mid-day tomorrow. There will be no danger of snowdrifts.

Stoichkov

08-17-09, 07:49

Nice video. Nice looking place. But can one expect anything here beyond a sensual massage?

Hi,

I recommend everyone that enjoy a nice sensual and erotic massage to see this place in Lisbon Center:

WebSite Link:
www.lisboa.wayangcenter.com

Visit the video in YouTube here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbSC8HMGzzE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Elisboa%2Ewayangcenter%2Ecom%2Fpt%2Findex%2Ehtm&feature=player_embedded

See for yourself.

I'm an addict of this place since I discovered it.

In this ISGuide forum there is some reports about this Massage Center.

Regards,

John6969

Carpediem

09-12-09, 21:06

here is a brief review of some experiences. i found the local foro
http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/
very useful here, although due to my lacking portugese it wasn't a triviality. anyway, the last girl listed below justified on her own those hours spent trying to figure out the language.
surprisingly enough, i found the best service with two girls who spoke excellent english - perhaps a coincidence.

luciana
african
http://www.portalprivado.com/luciana_m/index.htm
excellent english
friendly attitude
excellent service; no anal, yes bbbj
photos on the web site may be couple of years old
120 /hour

lorena
portugese
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=486
privado, av. óscar monteiro torres
nice girl
good service; nothing to write home about; bbbj, facial yes, cim no
good looking, but the photos hide a lot
100 /hour

viviane
portugese
http://www.escortportugal.com/ver_ficha.php?id=4219&nick=viviane
sharing with another girl, rue gomes freire
friendly attitude, intelligent communication, service a bit too professional
yes anal, no bbbj
100 /hour

cris lopez
listed on www.apartadox.com
brazilian
friendly, nice attitude
excellent service, yes bbbj, no cim
100 /hour

[CodeWord901] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901)
gizelle escorts on ave de la republica
spanish
fake blond, big silicon enhancement
service: horrible - doesn't kiss, cbj, no anal (although promissed)
100 /hour

valentina
http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteid=107
fluent english
service: simply excellent: did everything what i asked and what i didn't ask for, extremely enthusiastic, interesting conversation - luckily i'm out of here tomorrow otherwise i would take her with me.
100 /hour
(some of her photos were posted in the forum some time ago)

Bearsk

09-13-09, 01:01

Thank you very much

Here is a brief review of some experiences. I found the local foro
http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/

Mr Tee

09-13-09, 23:08

Doggy Dog

09-14-09, 23:22

I've just read the last 25 pages of this thread so nobody can call me lazy. I have one night in Lisbon coming up and it will be a Wednesday. I'm booked into the Sofitel. Just a couple of statements/questions. Please correct me.

1/ Hotels are all girl friendly.

2/ Highest class club is EF. 200-300 EUR. Brazilian girls dominate so maybe no DFK or BBBJ. No sports shoes but would jeans be OK as long as I'm smart? Best time for a full night would be 1am to 2am.

3/ Hi class escorts - not clear to me where I can find these. They all seem to be 100-120 EUR ph and not particularly pretty. Does anyone know some sites where I can get them. I will pay 300-500 EUR for the right quality.

4/ Normal night club action. Does anyone know some that the odd semi or fully pro would hang out in? Otherwise where is good to place to try and pick up on a Wednesday - Lux? Somewhere that is not dead. I'm still quite young.

Got to say my ideal night would be an escort at 10pm then a trip to a legit club (if any recommended) then EF if no luck.

Any help much appreciated.

Tim1) Sofitel is girl friendly. I brought in girls a number of times. Most hotels are, but many stop the girl at reception and ask for her ID. One hotel once did not allow a Brzilian girl I was with because she did not have a proper ID. A;lso I have heard that some hotels charge your bill for an extra person if they have seen you bringing in a girl at night.

2) Elefante Branco and Galeria are nice clubs and whenever I have been there (about ten times over the last 2 years) there were at least a few dozen girls in each club each time with always a few 8s-9s. Typical charge is 300 and you can negotiate down.

I have tried a few of the massage places, but I agree that while prices are low the girls are often not that pretty.

Other questions I cannot help you with.

Good luck!

Kama Leão

09-17-09, 16:23

3/ Hi class escorts - not clear to me where I can find these. They all seem to be 100-120 EUR ph and not particularly pretty. Does anyone know some sites where I can get them. I will pay 300-500 EUR for the right quality.

Nica: Ukrainian, early 30s, blonde, the body of a Greek statue, drop dead beautiful, GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. And, last but not least, incalls... 50€!!! I don't know if she's willing to go to your hotel but you can always ask her. She speaks some Portuguese, don't know about English...

http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=10712

(and her friend) Diana: Ukrainian, late 20s, red-hair, beautiful (not as much as Nica but still a pretty woman), petite, ultra-GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. They also do threesomes. Minimal Portuguese, minimal English. Same fee, same contact.

Valentina or Luciana Mello that Carpediem has raved about

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=928257&postcount=1175

are also amazing.

Enjoy.

Mark West

09-19-09, 00:40

I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Nica: Ukrainian, early 30s, blonde, the body of a Greek statue, drop dead beautiful, GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. And, last but not least, incalls... 50€!!! I don't know if she's willing to go to your hotel but you can always ask her. She speaks some Portuguese, don't know about English...

http://www.gp-pt.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=194&t=10712

(and her friend) Diana: Ukrainian, late 20s, red-hair, beautiful (not as much as Nica but still a pretty woman), petite, ultra-GFE, BBBJ, CIM, DFK, A-levels. They also do threesomes. Minimal Portuguese, minimal English. Same fee, same contact.

Valentina or Luciana Mello that Carpediem has raved about

http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=928257&postcount=1175

are also amazing.

Enjoy.

Yuiop69

09-19-09, 23:54

Kama Leao, Great to see you back. Your reports were always very informative and useful.
Yes the Russian/Ukranian presence is quite spectacular, drawn by the good weather, cheap prices, safety, and easy going life style. There is also quite a large male Russian/Ukranian presence, I hear. When it comes to the girls, I would however distinguish between independents and syndicates. Even in the latter case, the girls do seems to have their freedom. But worth bearing in mind and asking about, it you have a conscience.

Lilia has moved, but just a stone’s throw away. Still the same number, as per below. Stil in Sete Rios, now on the main street that runs parallel to where she used to be Antonio Martins. Now at No 72 , first floor D on that main street. Enjoy!

The worst thing about going a trip to Lisbon is that it is so short, and that firepower is not greater at my elderly age, to enjoy all the delights!

Yuiop69

09-20-09, 00:36

After an absence of a few months, some of the posts are rather odd. I couldn’t agree less with Bilbo456 “In short this is not a great place for mongering.” Look back over my past posts for prof of the contrary. Bearsk says at Euro 120. “There is a lot of quality around for that price.”. Yes, but also 50 euro 1 hour !

I think the problem many foreigners have is understanding how the apartments work, and grappling with the language. Mr Tee says “I've just read the last 25 pages of this thread” but then says “Hi class escorts - not clear to me…”.
You won’t find in Lisbon that many solutions with all laid one for you, like in Germany. You do not need to put in some research and time, and take on some risk, but will likely be amply rewarded in the end. And the adventure makes it all the sweeter, for me (but I guess not everyone appreciates that).

As for John6969, Stoichkov you should see he has just 2 posts, and one is a classified add for the same joint. This is blatant advertising, at massively inflated prices, for gullible foreigners. The very same video also appears for other joints in other countries! Come on, and get some sense!

Yuiop69

09-20-09, 15:10

Here are the latest 3 reports on gp-pt.net on Lilia, with translations from google. Quite amusing!
I can all see what they mean... I reported more or less the same below (see previous reports). Incredible performance if there is a meeting of minds and attraction, and happy pleasing her. But will not be everybody's cup of tea.
Whatever her character, she is without a doubt the most stunning woman I have ever held in my arms.
However I think for some men, even her physical presence will be intimidating at first (she is fairly tall, and eyes that burn right through you). She is also probably the type that does not suffer fools gladly.

==============================================
Report 1

Learned. In the worst way, but learned. Is that Lilia was ... gunpowder, ready to explode at the smallest touch, a central unintentional (?) of orgasms, completely uncontrollable. Any one of these gestures that referred xacazullu was the trigger for seizures almost ... seizures. I remember one afternoon (from 14 to 17, the price of one hour, even at the Tower of the rings) in that we both have lost a good half dozen pounds each ... No one - not her ... - Aguenta days after days, weeks after weeks, months, years ago so ...

The last time I saw her - there are one or two years, - was "in transition" to the current modus operandi: even "explosive" but it put brakes on almost everything with tantrums, anger and "pouting" ... Not returned. And I swear that I am sorry.

=================================
Report 2

A few days ago, after reading the last TDs, I decided to confirm. I only met about a year, and from then until now I was about three times with her. I found the performance very overvalued in TDs, because for me with those limitations do not touch me here and there and other outpourings less friendly, is just the average category.
I dare to make a comparison with other people I know, as Nica or Reboleira of Diana, whose sympathy, involvement, willingness to please and performance, leave Lilia far. But she does know what she prefers, and I prefer the other! So why take the same ...

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Report 3

I called to make an appointment and advanced. Arriving at the address and rang the bell, she opened the door for me, I went and went. She told me the room down the hall and bathroom for rinsing of the order. When I returned to the room, she was naked and lying on the bed.
She had me lie down, put it between my legs and went on the lips by Marsapio very superficially and with very little surroundings. When she began to lift, lined him and began thrusting, mouth up, mouth down, like a machine. Each time you tried to move her hands, holding them and removes them. It is forbidden to touch her hair, between the legs, thighs, etc., is very strange. After a few minutes of machine to work, pulled her off me, but with resistance from her. She started it and started the machine to work. However, I tried to turn around and go up to her, but returned to counter resistance and only with great difficulty got this done, she heard a "fire!" like outburst. Is the mania that is dominant and that customers is that they have to be subordinated to all that befits her to it!
And so we have and we would try to talk, but began to answer calls and SMS that came up during the act. Ten minutes before the hour, said "I wash me" and when she returned, dressed and told me that I could go. I dressed and goodbye.

Kama Leão

09-20-09, 16:43

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Is that all you have to say on your first and only post?...

Go West, Mark.

Yuiop69

09-20-09, 17:09

Contrary to a comment below, I still see ads on the CM website
Not maybe as many, but some. And now splitup according to location
So on Convívio
http://www.classificados.xl.pt/correiomanha
for Centro, I see today... any TDs or test reports?!

ABRANTES: michely 21a carinhosa 2oport. s/pressa 925721183 ou 938077082.
CALD --a bombastica trintona!! morena clara, corpo sensual, sedutora+ amiga 912860693
CALDAS nov espanhola pequenita curvas perfeitas meiga sexy gosto de tudinho!!! 966515221
CALDAS..Anjo do amor.. 19a.. olhos verdes.. lindissima.. peludinha.. 964918411
LEIRI-ANABELA ninfeta tarada 23a boca quente linda at mini saia s/cuequinha 912210790
RAPAZ 25a portugues atletico desinibido atrevete convive senhoras desl. apart. 967353563
T.NOVA....A barbie portuguesa sedutora venha relaxar privado english 964431700
TOMAR - linda 24a - corpinho de escultural sensual e atrivida gosta de tudo 925624071
TORRES n_a..corpo lindo 23a nifeta fogosa sexy em langerie atd privado comp 961690867
VISEU- meiga sensual corpo de modelo 21a 100% elegante s/pressas, lingerie 934135615

Ozouville

09-20-09, 21:21

I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Mark West, you are quite correct.

I have not participated much recently because I have regrettably been quite absorbed with work.

However, the behavior of Kama Leao was really quite predictable. Did anyone truly believe this guy would just leave the forum? As he had not really been offended (as what I said was true), his only choice was to pretend his dignity had been hurt and simulate a tantrum, as said previously.

I was accused of not behaving in a gentleman-like behaviour by this Kama Leao, but in truth it is him that has been anything but a "gentleman" by not honoring his word, by coming back and giving out more his "tips".

As always, I recommend the gentlemen in this board to take his "tips" with a pinch of salt. While I do not dispute that some of them may possibly be good, other interests other than the satisfaction of the gentlemen of this board may lie behind them.

Ozouville

09-21-09, 12:59

I have decided to share an experience I had some months ago, when I stayed in a hotel in central Lisbon.

As most of you know, I frequently attend EB and other clubs when I can.

However, on this particular night, I decided to try something different, and so I ended up calling an escort girl. Her name was Marina (I would put up her site advert and number here, but it seems to have disappeared. Perhaps she is on holiday, I don't know. When/if she returns, I will try to update this). I was forced to speak in my macaronic portuguese on the phone, but it proved to be enough to establish a deal.

I was a bit reticent before she arrived, as these sites have the bad tendency to overwork the escorts' images with photoshop, but alas, my instinct did not fail me.

Having ordered some champagne before her arrival, I was greeted by a brunette portuguese mademoiselle with a very nice body. Unfortunately, when we started with the initial caresses, she proved to be a bit too temperamental for my liking. However, after giving her a few more glasses of champagne, I managed to sweeten her up a bit more.

We ended up having 2 sessions, one during that night and one in the morning, both including DFK, OWO (although she did not seem to like CIM) and DATY.

When she left, I paid her the previously arranged fee of 300€.

While it was good, this highlights well the potential perils of ordering escort girls. The only pre-screening of the girl's personality is on the phone, which in my opinion tends to be insufficient.
That is the great advantage in my opinion of clubs, a monger can talk freely and acquaint himself with the girls before establishing any commitment. This allows for an easier detection of sharks, allowing a monger to better invest his money.

Lapin

09-21-09, 22:48

[QUOTE=Ozouville]I would put up her site advert and number here, but it seems to have disappeared.

I hope you dissappear! You never give out anything useful

Murilloa

09-22-09, 07:46

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLeão is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

KL: do not go away.

Toyforgrrls

09-22-09, 17:17

Greetings! I am new to the group and wanted to drop a note. I am very pleased with the frequent communication in the group, especially the cunning remarks of Murilloa. It is not often that some one is able to weave philosophy and comedy into a discourse on carnal delight so effectively.

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

As I will be staying in student housing instead of a hotel, are there any suggestions for girl-friendly economical hotels?

Are there any brothels?

I am fluent in Portuguese, but now I will be rusty the first few weeks. Any help would be appreciated.

Doggy Dog

09-22-09, 19:23

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?http://www.elefantebranco.org/
http://www.gallery-club.com

but both web sites are pretty poor. Just go and have a look!

Yes they are expensive, action starts late, but always plenty of pretty and a few model type girls and a great atmosphere.

Ozouville

09-23-09, 00:48

Murilloa, I am an admirer of your prose and consider you a true gentleman. And because of this, I respect your opinion.

But I cannot agree with it.

Decades of mongering have given me a sixth sense in relation to this world. I can usually sniff out quite well the stench of undesirable intermediaries standing between working ladies and their gentlemen clients.

Because of Kama Leao's history, behavior and past comments in this forum, this is the only valid conclusion that can be made. I do not know if this Kama Leao also participates in other forums, and quite frankly, don't really care. If other mongers wish to be "advised" by such a character, then let them be.

I am happy to hear that mademoiselle Marina is in fact on holiday and will be coming back soon. I enjoyed my session with her, despite our initial shortcomings, and hope to eventually repeat with her.

Mur, I ask you, give EB a chance. Go there with an open mind, sit down, have a drink. Allow the girls to sit beside you, and breathe in the lusty atmosphere. Going to EB is more than just the sex at the end of the night, it is all about the overall experience. Something you cannot possibly ever get in a brothel or with an escort.

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLeão is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

KL: do not go away.

Buji59

09-23-09, 10:17

Beeing not alone in Lisbon and having just three hours for myself I headed to 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros, 3D, a warmly recommended and not expensive place. Interestingly, there is a hostel ("Lisbon View") at the same address as I found out from the Google. I was knocking and ringing but it was completely quiet. After a couple of minutes I heard a female voice telling me something in Portuguese but it was definitely not an invitation. Trying to use English and Spanish I could only understand "casa particular" which seemed to be exactly what I was looking for. But the lady obviously didn't concur with me. Then I saw a young woman coming up. She looked like a student on holidays so I asked her about the hostel. She confirmed that Lisbon View was here and said it was OK to look inside. Then, she opened the door and quickly locked it before my nose. I had to go. Strange experience, I wonder if I ever will understand it.

So I walked to Wayangcenter which is just three minutes away from the first address. A beautiful black woman opened the door, I came in and we spoke a while. Unfortunately, it was necessary to make an appointment which I couldn't do before. The plan was actually Rua dos Fanqueiros. As the shortest waiting time was about three hours I had to give up.

The situation became a bit desperate. Was I supposed to go home without any score?

The Poco was empty. Empty!

Rossio, 35 Praca Dom Pedro IV 35. OMG, I forgot to write down their phone number. How on earth can I get in if there are only shops, hotels, and restaurants on Rossio and no entrance doors to the appartments? I tried to find a backdoor from another street but did not succeed.

Another recommended massage parlor Mirage. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, in front of Hotel Britannia. There is a notice in Portuguese on the door which I think I understood "temporarily closed because of construction work".

And the last resort: New Center Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. And yes, it was a miracle. An Ithaca for the tired and weary Odysseus. A nice lady in her thirties opened the door, gave me some water and a lineup of seven girls was presented to me. I really liked the presentation, with every girl telling her name and kissing me. Most of them were stunners, surely 6-9. I choose Jessica, same person who had opened the door. She is Portuguese, no English, some Spanish but the communication turned out to be excellent, anyway.

I have to say it was one of the nicest GFE in my monger's life. We started with a shower together, than a bit massage, and then off we go! DFK, breast kissing, DATY which she clearly liked, OWO, ass licking (not my thing really so I asked her to stop), cowgirl. Then she proposed "atras" which I understood as reverse cowgirl but to my surprise it was a wonderful anal which I didn't even ask for. WOW! Then doggy and finition in missionary. Shower and massage again. Nice small talk. Everything with a nice smile and enthusiasm. Damage 100 E, worth every cent of it.

Yes, I love Lisbon. Will be back!

And I like this forum, too (as well as youppie.net).

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Kama Leão

09-25-09, 14:38

KL: do not go away.

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

Tuxsmasher

09-25-09, 19:56

Ozouville

10-01-09, 18:04

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

Attempting to make fun of other people's nicknames is something a 6 year old child would do. But that no longer surprises me, your limited intellectual capacity and lowly character has been evident for quite some time on this forum now.

But I write this report because of another matter. In one of my outings to EB some time ago, I met this wonderful medium-sized brazilian brunette with a great body. Although I could nearly swear that I had heard another gentleman calling her by another name, she told me her name was Vanessa.

Needless to say, after some mingling, I took her home with me . DFK, DATY, OWO (no CIM though) and also anal sex, which was very nice. She spent the night with me, and was paid 350 euros for her efforts. I would certainly recommend.

Bearsk

10-03-09, 05:23

Nice post ...
I decided not to read the first paragraph since it did not reflect well on you and I misread as:
"When I was 14 years old I jerked in a dimly lit room after seeing Liza Minelli in Carbaret..."
Wasting libido on Liza Minelli ....
Otherwise keep up the good work.

Attempting to make fun of other people's nicknames is something a 6 year old child would do. But that no longer surprises me, your limited intellectual capacity and lowly character has been evident for quite some time on this forum now.

But I write this report because of another matter. In one of my outings to EB some time ago, I met this wonderful medium-sized brazilian brunette with a great body. Although I could nearly swear that I had heard another gentleman calling her by another name, she told me her name was Vanessa.

Needless to say, after some mingling, I took her home with me . DFK, DATY, OWO (no CIM though) and also anal sex, which was very nice. She spent the night with me, and was paid 350 euros for her efforts. I would certainly recommend.

Hedehoy

10-21-09, 06:16

after the experince in porto, me and my collegue passed to lisboa.
we will stay only for 2 days, and the first day was spent by fado+vine.

last night i called luciano, but she was alone and could not find a friend at 10 pm. i called nicole, she was not there but a lady told us that there were 5 girls and they are open. we found a teethless taxi drives, could not understand one word. but we called the lady again and she explained him the way.
it was an apartment and we do not know the flat number. but the door opened automatically, we followed the light, and ta-taam there are we. 5 ladies came, but 5-6 points in average, and the bed and the room was very untidy, so we decided to go out. lady was very angry, but thats life.
than weheaded to "new center". the adres taken from the forum is wrong, cause there was a coiffeur, but as he saw us at 11:30, he told me "numero 5 - floor 1 on the same street". we wnet there, door of the building is open. we used the stairs and there is a door having a portable stair in front. i rang the bell, not opened but an old lady told us stg in her language. i tried to communicate in englisg, deutsh, and my fired in french, but she told us "simao - or a closer word". we gave up, and wne t down. ut i do not want to go to a club, cause i was very tired, and decided to check it again. door of the building waas closed, we closed it and i rand the bell. door was opned, we wnat again to the door before, again same simao etc. i told her "mulhares, massage, perfovor etc". than a voice came from he upper floor. the door we try to pass was belonging to the apartment service woman. she must be afriad of two foreigners came to her door and kept saying "mulhares". hahahaha...
we went to upstairs, again no english. a fat lady came and tried to speak in spanish. we said we were sorry, but no port. or spa. she said "ok, massage and i f*ck you". no, not by you my lady. than the girl opned the dorr came, peeeerfect body, very ugly face but a nose removal smoked breath odor. so we decided go our again.

thats all. but if you are a smoker and do not care about an ugly face, her body was one of the best i have ever seen.

Buji59

10-21-09, 10:54

Dear Hedehoy,

The address of New Center is Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. 5D means 5th floor, right side. And there is a clear notice "New Center" at the door.

Hedehoy

10-22-09, 06:39

Dear Hedehoy,

The address of New Center is Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. 5D means 5th floor, right side. And there is a clear notice "New Center" at the door.
Dear Buji59,

Yes first adress we tried was this one. The man opened and told me nuero 5 was there.

And yesthereis a clear plakett next to the dor as new center but he adressed me the other builging - number 5, same street, floor 1. 1 flat per floor.

thanks

Harry Hymes

10-31-09, 16:36

I haven't been much in Lisbon. And what I've experienced, after the quality of the girls and of the service in the German FKKs (specially The Palace, in Frankfurt), has been felt as sorely lacking.

Also, the clear downgraded quality of this once fine forum, of which Kama Leão's absence is a recent regrettable note (even if I do not understand why he won't just ignore whom should just be ignored) has also been factor.

OK. The other day I had to service a mobile phone and I noticed that the shop was just near Miaus Klub, which I had last visited a few moths ago. So instead of waiting for the phone in the shop or in a caffé, I walked there and Daniela caught my attention in the presentation.

The one Brazilian girl that had really impressed me so far was Kimi, from The Palace - she is from São Paulo, not from the backwaters most other girls in Lisbon come from. Daniela also happens to be Brazilian, but when I asked her where she was from and she replied "São Paulo", my spirits enlightened. I've never been to São Paulo, but I probably should seriously consider a trip there.

Because Daniela, you see, is absolutely not what you'd expect from your typical Brazilian "garota de programa" in Lisbon.

She is relatively young (late twenties?) and has the kind of seductively attractive girl-next-door beauty. She does an absolutely wonderful OWO with CIM. She does anal. She kisses. She will look at you throughout and smile often. Actually, for the first time in a while in Lisbon, I didn't miss Frankfurt or Vienna.

The one characteristic where this girl physically lacks is her breasts, which should be taken care of.

Nevermind that. I've been with her twice already. The girl is a gem.

(http://www.miaus-klub.com/modelo13.html)

Travelerb69

11-03-09, 04:05

Hi, I generally post at the German FKK or Spain threads.

I have already been to Lisbon several times but was always with family and was never able to party.

This time I was by myself and managed to arrange an overnight stopover to check the scene. Had just come from a trip to the German clubs, so I was more curious than horny.

Probably the info below will not be great news for you regulars in Lisbon, but may be of some use to newbies.

Went to 2 clubs:

-Night and Day. I was charged 25 euros to get in, 2 drinks included. Later on was told by a girl that bouncers charge you nothing or less/more than that depending if you are local or a regular at the club. I speak Portuguese fluently but was charged anyway...
Nice club, very discreet, looks like a normal bar/disco.
Looks of the girls- from 4 to 8 in my scale, 95% Brazilian girls. Was approached by a nice Portuguese girl, Sandra, who wanted to charge me 150 euros for one hour, "residencial" ( a cheap hotel nearby)included. Average pricing is 150 for the hour. Girls were always polite and not pushy, but you are supposed to buy one drink to the girls, 12,5 euros, rule of the house. Talked to a few others, was tempted but decided to check the other club, Gallery, first.

- Gallery- 10 meters away from Night and Day, in the same street (forgot the name). Again was told they charge you according to their liking, may be this time my Portuguese worked and was charged 10 euros to get in, no drinks included. Regarding facilities and girls, far better. Drinks are cheaper,10 euros for customers or girls(beer, red bull or soft drinks) Again 95 % Brazilian girls, but talent was much better, looks from 6 to 9,5 in my scale. More expensive also, they began asking 200 euros for one hour but was able to cut it to 150.Was not really in the mood for paying that, would have to catch a flight the following morning and just chatted with several girls, always lying I would be in town for business for 2 weeks and would be back to the club. Again girls were very friendly and not pushy, some even kept on chatting after I said I would not take them for a spin that night.

I was supposed to go to the infamous Elefante Branco but did not have the time.

Verdict: found both clubs expensive to have sex, may be I am spoiled by Germany and Spain. Gallery was waaay better than Night and Day. The cost of the "residencial" (cheap hotel) was 20 euros for one hour, possible to include the cost of it in the fee to be paid to the girl, or just take her to your hotel. From what I read here the privates are a better choice. Although I have to say I was really tempted by some very nice Brazilian girls at Gallery. Next time will try to check the privates.

Scungo

11-07-09, 00:35

Just moved to Lisbon and have been checking out a few places. I'm more interested in getting a good look than getting laid these days, having given up casual sex a while ago. I had a few adventures, most memorably in the Ukraine. I've never seen so many model types in the wild. Predictably enough, the girl I had who gave me the best time was the least good looking. But that's another story.

Anyway, thought I would post a few observations on a few clubs I've been to and wondered if people could fill in the gaps in my knowledge.

The first place I went to is Photus. Quite nice. They give you a card when you go in with 15 Euros on it, which is good for one drink. Intriguingly the picture over the entrance is my favourite Playboy Playmate Cheryl Bachman, so I was in a pretty good frame of mind. It was about midnight on a Saturday and I was the only one there. Dancing on stage hadn't started yet. I looked through the price list. One of the girls started talking to me and tempted me with the Full Contact dance at 85 Euros, but she was way too skinny and I didn't know what I was getting into so I declined. Question 1: How far does the full contact dance go? Dancing started around 12:30. Not bad, but it would have been nicer if I could have sat nearer the stage. The girls were a mixture. One black girl with a fabulous body called Samantha was a 9, another busty blonde called Jasmine an 8 and who looked like a girl who would ratchet up the excitement a notch. A couple of 7s, Leia and Patricia, with whom I had reasonable but not amazing bed dances later. These cost 45 or 50 Euros and are pretty much like the friction dances in Miami. Nice, but overpriced. The other 4 girls were so-so. I was surprised that there were only 8 girls there. The club really filled up coming up to 2 am, so at that point they seemed a little understaffed. All Brazilians except for Patricia who was from Mozambique I think. Total cost of evening: 15 (entrance) + 100 (2 "bed dances")

The next place I tried was Nocturne 76. This turned out to be a much smaller place and probably catering for a more casual clientele. Still there were quite a few girls there, unfortunately only one of whom could speak English. One girl there who was an 8/9, and a good dancer too, but seemed very uninterested in getting any business. Private dances 40 Euros, "Nocturne Orgy" (! ? ) 100 Euros. I didn't do either, just had a couple of Cuba Libres and watched the stage. Only spent 20 Euros in total! A place to go if you want a cheaper option.

Much much much fancier is Passarelle. More girls (maybe 14) and mostly better looking. Some quite nice dancing on stage although I think they need to redesign it a bit because I often found my view blocked by pillars. A card system again with 15Euros. I used it to get a Bourbon, and to be fair they gave me a fairly large measure, though maybe they thought to loosen me up. Drinks are expensive (40 Euros for a lady drink! ) Girls ranged from 7 to 9 and they could all dance! I was tempted by a girl called Jacqueline who then offered me 3 dances for the price of 2 (90 Euros). A good experience, although I wouldn't say spectacular. Still I would recommend her unless you insist on a greater level of contact. There is no full contact at Passarelle although I was intrigued by the Lesbian Show at 160 Euros. A very attractive Romanian girl called Sara I spoke too later tempted me with this but I thought it would probably turn out to be a tease. Unless they are using toys on each other or something I'm not going to part with 160 Euros. Question 2: Anybody out there tried it? Total cost of evening: 15 (entrance) + 90 (dances) + 40 (drink for Sara) + 10 (tip for doorman) = 155. Is it normal to tip the doorman?

Just out of curiosity I went to EB last Saturday. Walked right in. They didn't charge any entrance at all, but maybe that was because I was early. before 9. Bought a coke and watched the football. The girls started coming in just before 11. Again nearly all Brazilians. I wasn't hassled by the barman in that time to buy more drinks. I watched the talent for a while and some said they wanted to go home with me but, like I said, I'm not really in that market any more, unless some girl makes my heart stop. Variable quality from some older and overweight girls to some 8s. Average I would say a 6. After finishing my third coke I left. Total cost of evening: 30 Euros (3 cokes). 10 Euros for a coke is a bit much, but it was about what I expected.

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Novio

11-18-09, 21:32

Like many others, I must bow before Murilloa! His posts are poetic and eloquent, and full of useful information. I tried one of the places he's "discovered," 84 Rua de Sabrosa, and had a very good experience.

Thanks to Google Maps, I didn't have too much difficulty finding the place. The first time I went, the door was open, so I hiked up the four flights of stairs to the "penthouse." The mama-san, accurately described as a robust peasant type, led me to a room and brought in the girls. There were really just two fairly beefy Eastern European girls who didn't appeal to me too much. One short-haired blonde of nearly Amazonian height had a nice bosom but also what was apparently a decent-sized gut. I was about to leave, when the mama-san said there would be a couple more girls coming and asked me to wait. I did and was pretty well rewarded.

The girl I picked was Rita, from the Ukraine. Brunette, angular features in her face, and a hard body that was the deciding factor. It turns out she was a weightlifter in the past, which explains the athletic body. Though she was athletic, she was clearly the most petite of the girls in this house. I picked the "normal" sex option for 30 euros for half an hour. We started right away with DFK, very energetic on her part. She had a very prominent, shaved kitty that I petted, which she seemed to enjoy tremendously. Then on to a very nice BBBJ, including DT. No hurry. We then moved into FS with different positions, with her rubbing herself during the act. At the end, she kept whispering to me, "Thank you, thank you, thank you."

I liked the experience so much that I went back a couple of days later, and repeated. Again, no one else appealed to me as much as Rita, so we had another fine experience. The first time is often the most hot, and that was the case here. However, after we finished, Rita gave me a nice massage, which was a good professional one due to her athletic training. A bonus of this place is that the rooms have great views of Lisbon from their windows.

If Rita wasn't there, I would have regretted making the long uphill trek here from Praca de Chile, and she is not everyone's cup of tea. But she certainly delivered great service.

Novio

11-18-09, 21:35

Tried this place too, due to previous reports in the Lisbon forum. Not hard to reach, 60 euros for half an hour. Shower in the room, which was nice, so could shower before and after; as did the girl. The girl I picked turned out to be the same girl who answered the door in black lingerie. A black haired, tanned, buxom girl from Minas Gerais. Nice and curvy, with a bunda bordering on overly-generous, pretty face. However, the service was mechanical and a little rushed, so would not repeat. The other girls presented to me during a late afternoon didn't appeal to me.

Scungo

11-19-09, 14:12

I decided to check out the Cotton Club last night. This is a bit further out from me, but I wanted to complete the survey of those clubs within walking distance. It was smaller than I thought, smaller than Photus or Passarelle. The first shock was the 30Euro entry fee. Double the entrance fee to those places. I momentarily considered going to Passarelle instead, which was on my route home anyway, but my curiosity got the better of me. To be fair, it does include one drink, and like Passarelle, it is a decent size drink. I ordered a cognac, that I was able to nurse for a couple of hours.

Otherwise the prices were much the same as Photus. 50 for private, 80 for contact (marginally cheaper than Photus where they are 85). Yes, contact dances are available. I tried one and got to grope and kiss her breasts for 10 minutes. That's as far as it went. Amusing, but not really value for money.

There was a decent number of girls of a comparable standard to Passarelle, and this time I was able to sit right next to the stage. However, the standard of dancing is not to the same standard as passarelle, and in fact, I hardly got to see any snatch at all, even in the VIP booth (they really need to turn up the lighting in those places).

In conclusion, given the 30Euro entrance fee I don't really see any reason to go here rather than passerelle. Total cost of evening: 110 Euros (30 entrance + 80 contact dance).

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Tuxsmasher

01-07-10, 13:30

Sad state of affairs.

There's gotta be something going on in Lisbon!

Come on guys.

Toyforgrrls

01-12-10, 12:59

I need to make an extended trip to Lisbon for 3 months. Any suggestions on finding a place to stay? I cannot stay in 4 star hotel the whole time, as we are all feeling "the crunch."

Sheik Sargthru

01-14-10, 19:47

Don'T waist too much time, go to a net page " www.Apartadox. Com", were you find pictures and films of some girls, or "www.Sousexy. Pt".

And if you won't you can find a forum similar to this, were you can find everything you need "www.Gp-pt.net", were you find comments about behaviour of the girls, and lot of comments about them.

They even post ads in that forum.

Best stay.

Yuiop69

01-24-10, 16:48

There's gotta be something going on in Lisbon!

Come on guys.

There is plenty going on ! Grat city ! Look thru posts... find people that have contributed good ideas. Contacts still valid on whole

Blastoff

02-03-10, 14:14

This is the second time I have been in Lisbon in the last 6 weeks and I am starting to work out the system here slowly not being a good talker of Portuguese.

Sure its easy to go on expensive web sites or top class strip clubs and get 300 Euro girls sent to your hotel but for me that is brainless unless you are loaded and most of us are ok but not that rich so a bit of research goes a long way.

Again I found many options advertised in the classified section of the Lisbon news paper. Even though you may not read Portuguese, you can still make out the girls age, area, phone number, some times price is advertised and in some cases a web address is listed so you can window shop before you call. All in all a good experience for me with my limited Portuguese. On some of the web sites you can search for key words like English or Spanish and all the girls on that site that speak that language will appear. That is a great help. I will list some of the web sites I found and tried here. Prices for private girls if you speak some Portuguese can be as low as 25 Euros for one pop for in calls but usually more than that, some where between 50 and 100 depending on her age and looks etc. The average hotter girls on line ask between 80 to 120 Euros for a pop or one hour depends on you negotiation skills and Portuguese.

http://www.sousexy.pt/#

http://www.apartadox.com/acompanhantesLisboa/index.php

http://www.deusas.net/main.php

http://www.templodoprazer.com/main.html

http://www.naofiqueso.net/site/mulheres.php#

I also went for a walk last night around 9.30pm. Took a look in the Hard Rock Café and it didn’t have any hot regular girls at that time so I walked 10 minutes into the centre of town. There are 2 main squares less than 1 block apart, the one with the statue of the King on horse back is the one where I found some street action. Close to the underground train stairs there wee 6 girls spread around. I sat down and one came to talk to me. She had a reasonable figure but must have been in her late 30’s which is way to old for me lol. She spoke a little English and suggested I go to her place for 15 Euros! She was not pretty to me and I can pick up better girls in bars for free even though beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so I passed even though the price was the cheapest I had heard of in Lisbon. I got up and walked about 30 metres and was met by 2 tall African girls. They looked pretty enough in the face may be a 7 for sex but had the typically large African bodies which didn’t do it for me as I am fussy. I would go as far as to call them fat. I have been to Africa several times so I knew how to talk to them. They were from Nigeria. They fooled with me for a few minutes then asked 50 Euros for a bj and sex, I laughed in their faces which they didn’t appreciate. I told them that I have had 20 year old slim and pretty girls in Nigeria for $10 stay all night and they agreed but said “This is not Nigeria”, to which I replied, “ You are not a young, slim, pretty girl either.” Haha. I walked off and went round the corner and was met but a reasonable girl by street girl standards in Lisbon. She was in Portuguese and in her mid 20’s but I could clearly see by her face she was on drugs. We talked in English for a few minutes and she offered to come back to my hotel for $25 Euros. I asked her if she had the proper ID to leave at my reception but she said no not on her so the deal was off. On the way back in the same area I was offered Hash by 2 different guys to which I ignored and kept walking.

Close to my hotel I was approached by a young and pretty Romanian girl who I would have normally done in a New York minute but she was about 7 months pregnant and that doesn’t do it for me. All in all a fun 60 minute walk around on a Wednesday night.

Hope this mini report gives the guys that haven’t been here yet some insight into getting low to medium priced sex in Lisbon as that is where the fun is.
Cheers

Blastoff

Tuxsmasher

02-03-10, 17:57

Hope this mini report gives the guys that haven’t been here yet some insight into getting low to medium priced sex in Lisbon as that is where the fun is.

Cheers

BlastoffSo you're saying you didn't fuck anything because you're cheap and all mighty? Useless report with nothing to offer.

Blastoff

02-04-10, 01:15

So you're saying you didn't fuck anything because you're cheap and all mighty? Useless report with nothing to offer.

Sounds to me like you are one of those guys that pays $300 coz you cant do the research hhahah. Good for you!

I have given my report and it will help new comers a lot. Who and how many I fucked is my business, I don’t need to kiss and tell but sure sounds like I got more than you. Look at our report numbers mine 570 odd your 71. Let the numbers peak for themselves. We don’t need flamers on this site. Get lost.

Cheers

Bearsk

02-04-10, 07:16

I enjoyed Blastoff's post. Generally I am not into SWs but this was intersting since I have walked in the evening near the Hard Rock.

Tuxsmasher, You are entitled to your view. I would rather have a post that some consider of limited value than no post.

Current excellent values in Lisbon - 100-150 Euro for 1-2 hours:
Red head, A level Option: http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=perfil&acompanhanteID=107
Mulata, tremendous lips, great BBBJ. http://www.apartadox.com/acompanhantesLisboa/Safira-Escort-Lisboa-1584.html
Blonde, tall, athletic, good Ingles: http://www.portalprivado.com/crystal_f/anuncio.htm
Smile and breasts to die for: http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/perfil.aspx?id=425
Exotic: http://www.desejoprivado.com/anuncio.asp?id=50

Please yourself, no one else will!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blastoff
Hope this mini report gives the guys that haven’t been here yet some insight into getting low to medium priced sex in Lisbon as that is where the fun is.

Cheers

Blastoff

So you're saying you didn't fuck anything because you're cheap and all mighty? Useless report with nothing to offer.

Blastoff

02-04-10, 14:49

Hi Bearsk,
Nice girls in your report for sure. Thanks for the info.

I have been mongering for around 30 years and have had the privilege of visiting over 70 countries thus far so I have seen a thing or two in my time travelling. I also know that in all countries there are what I call “rack rate” for the tourists or rich and a separate local rates for P4P. I always try to seek out the local rates where I can and often I can get the same girl that is advertising in the “rack rate“ adds for half the price or so.

The girls often have 2 or more cell phones so if you call the number from the internet they quote you a higher price, if you call and speak some of their language on the other number which is advertised for locals (when you know how to find it), then you get the big discounts, for e.g. in Cambodia the Vietnamese girls in brothels ask between USD$10 and $15 for one pop for tourists, locals get the same girl for $5 in the Brothel and as low as $1.50 if you meet her outside work hours privately. This is a saving of around 50% to 80%. If you look at the percentages rather than the amounts which are small in Cambodia anyway, you will see how worth while it is. If you can apply this method in more expensive countries like Portugal, Russia, Spain etc, you can have an amazing time with hot girls at a fraction of the usual “rack rate” price. Yes a lot of research needs to go into it but I enjoy that.
The other and much simpler way is to befriend a local guy about town like some of the guys that work in your hotel and treat him to a night out if he shows you all the local tricks and places. These methods have worked for me in all countries without exception and I have had a great life of mongering and travelling and continue to do so. I am off to Spain tomorrow.

Best regards.

Blastoff

Bearsk

02-05-10, 07:09

Blastoff
I agree.
For guys coming into a town and local guide sure helps.
Short of this there are some things that can help - going to the local language website can help with better price, hygiene assessment etc. even if ypou don't speak the lingua.

I always try to seek out the local rates where I can and often I can get the same girl that is advertising in the “rack rate“ adds for half the price or so.

The girls often have 2 or more cell phones so if you call the number from the internet they quote you a higher price, if you call and speak some of their language on the other number which is advertised for locals (when you know how to find it), then you get the big discounts, ... you can have an amazing time with hot girls at a fraction of the usual “rack rate” price. Yes a lot of research needs to go into it but I enjoy that.
The other and much simpler way is to befriend a local guy about town like some of the guys that work in your hotel and treat him to a night out if he shows you all the local tricks and places. These methods have worked for me in all countries without exception and I have had a great life of mongering and travelling and continue to do so. I am off to Spain tomorrow.
Best regards.
Blastoff

Parlour Paul

02-05-10, 15:47

I was on a business trip to Lisboa this week. I have not contributed to the Forum in a while, so I am happy to contribute this. I RTFF for a bit and settled on the New Centre in Avenida Marques de Tomar 33, 5th floor on the right side.

The staircase looks a bit scruffy. But once walking in everything changed. The reception looks a bit like a pharmacy. I was greeted by a gorgeous, smiling dark-skinned girl in a white pharmacists coat. She asked me if I have been before, to which I said no. She explained that 30 minutes is €80, 60 minutes for €100. This, by the way, is a lot of money in Portugal, much more then in comparable cities futher East. Then I was aksed into a small adjoining room and the lineup started.

Now I have seen lineups in many countries and cities, usually with tired smiles and not much enthusiasm. This was different. The quality of girls ranged from 6 to 9, but the attitude was great. They all had genuine smiles, they all spoke passable English and I asked them where they are from. The countries represented were Brazil (two), Portugal (four) and Slovenia (one). The first girl was a bit older but looked great, Portugese blond. Nearly setlled on her. Then a girl with a very impressive body (cupsize DD) came in with just a fishnet. But then to my big surprise the receptionist came in as girl number 4 without her white coat but a nice purple bra/panties. That did it for me and I chose her.

Her working name is LIa, You can ask her real name if you meet her. She is from Cap Verde, some African, some European ancestry. Beautiful body, great tits, pretty wide hips, but perfect for what was to come.

It was a spectacular experience. Nice big clean room with a massage bench a big shower and a big bed. Take cloth off, into the shower. Wow. We showered for what felt like a long time. She was very friendly and warm. Acces to all areas for me! Nice attention to my private parts from her. There was a small step in the shower (I am tall and she is quite short) and she stepped on it and we had a great time. It was great. Then onto the bed, nice foreplay, CBJ and passionate sex (at least from my part) with her on top. Probab ly great acting on her part, but she seemed to nearly come. I actually apologized for coming too early for her– romantic fool me. Then another pleasant surpise. After sex she said: "I am massagista by profession. Lets go. " Oh yes! I relocated to the massage bench and had a professional quality massage for the remaining 20 minutes.

So all in all one of the best experiences ever. Pricey, but well worth it and to be repeated.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php) for more information.

Bearsk

02-08-10, 07:34

Nice post. I've been looking for a Cape Verdean pharmacist of this persuasion for some time.
I guess you took the hour?

I RTFF for a bit and settled on the New Centre in Avenida Marques de Tomar 33, 5th floor on the right side.

I was greeted by a gorgeous, smiling dark-skinned girl in a white pharmacists coat. She asked me if I have been before, to which I said no.... But then to my big surprise the receptionist came in as girl number 4 without her white coat but a nice purple bra/panties. That did it for me and I chose her.

Dark Knite

03-05-10, 20:36

Went twice to NC based on the positive recent reports. However, both times only two providers were there and barely a 5. The problem is that there is no scheduled times so they couldn't tell me when providers come or leave. So I guess you just have to be lucky and target peak hours.

Curiousbenjamim

03-06-10, 07:17

Look at the precious i've found in Lisbon at my last tryp - http://alexandramerces.********.com/

She receives in hotel and out calls, speaks english fluently.

One of the most great experiences that I ever had!

Murilloa

03-06-10, 07:25

Yes, a good report from Parlour Paul, only omitting the useful fact that our Cabo Verde pharmacist Lia and her laboratory colleagues can be admired on the institution's web site.

http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/index2.php

Some of these ladies don the white coat at New Centre, others are two minutes walk up the same Avenida Marquês de Tomar, number 5, first floor.

Slightly surprising to hear from Zoptixman that there were only two options when he looked in - must have been very late or very early: or perhaps the other clinicians were attending to patients at the time.

The problem can be solved, if you don't mind making your choice from photographs, by consulting the site and calling to make an appointment. The photos are genuine, indeed in several cases fail to do justice. Other Lisbon web sites contend for the Photoshop Champions League trophy.

Fuck. Now go on and call me a pimp, somebody. Fact is, Muri does have a soft spot for NC, in spite of everything.

Carlos Primeros

03-08-10, 18:51

Confradres,

I had on Friday the kinkiest session ever in Lisboa:

On www.sousexy.pt I found Deborah. On her site she claims to be 27 but I would say 32/33 is more correct.

She appears 2 times on sousexy, one time with the spelling "Debora" (there claiming to be 25) and another time with the spelling "Deborah".

Anyhow, she is running also ads in the Correiro de Manha under "Submissa".

Her apartment is relatively easy to find, it is at Av. Cidade de Luanda # 5, parking is easy there. It is a relatively new building and the apartment is nice. When I rang the bell, an elderly care-taker opened the door - she asked me to wait a minute and after approx. 2 minutes Debora came in a black night-gown, around 33 years, 50 kg, 1,65 m, blond. The body is a 8 in my book, the face a 7. She greeted me and wanted to know how she can be of service.

I asked what "special" she is doing what other women can not do. She replied that she is enjoying to be fisted! I never did that before and I thought "WOW" - lets try it.

She went to the bath-room, got cleanded and gave also me a short shower, then to the bed.
She first kuddled and kissed, got my willy up and gave me a latex-glove.
I put the glove on and with the help of some KY-gel started slowly to get in her pussy. It was very easy to get three fingers in, then I started slowly to get the forth finger in. I worked my way up in her pussy until the knuckles of my fingers disappeared in here pussy, only the thumb was still out. I fu*ked here in this way for approx. 5 minutes and digging my thumb in her ass.

I pulled my hand out and looked at the really big and flexible pussy. It was unreal how fast this pussy went back to the original size. It was not really "big", just very flexible, wet and warm. She really got a kick out of that.
I then started to put two fingers deep in her ass, but when I put the third finger in, she told me that her ass is not flexible enough for more.
Anyhow - I was really contend with this flexible pussy - it was simply unbeleavable, I put my four fingers in again and tried to get my thumb in as well. She really is kinky and pushed against my hand until all for fingers and the knuckles were in. Then she simply bent my thumb into the palm of my hand and pushed more. It was unbelievable - I was in her pussy!

After onther 5 minutes of pounding I had enough of doing the fisting and she got me a condom and knelt in front of me, putting her hand into her pussy. I started fu*king here in her ass. It was an unreal feeling. Feeling fingers through the realively thin membrane of the anus, it was like fu*king and getting wanked. Simply unreal!!!!

Damage: 80 Euros
time: 40 minutes
repeat? : certainly

Muri - would this Lady be kinky enough for you? Tell me!! (it is good that you are back on this board - we all missed you) This is the report I once promised you to write. Now it is your turn.

All the best from rainy Lisbon.

Carlos Primeros

Selecta

03-13-10, 12:09

Hello,

I am off to Lisbon with fellow mongers and wanted to know where to go in Lisbon city centre for some action.

Cheers

Ed Setra

03-16-10, 17:39

Hello,

I am off to Lisbon with fellow mongers and wanted to know where to go in Lisbon city centre for some action.

Cheers

With all due respect for a new poster, I think you will find that the first advice you will get here is to 'read the forum', or less politely RTFF, then ask a more specific question.

Dark Knite

03-20-10, 06:31

BTW, in case you guys didn't know, NC has another branch few blocks away. I personally, found the selection there much better (quantity and quality)

Eeyore

03-31-10, 02:19

During a brief visit to Lisbon, I took up my fellow mongers' recommendation and visited the New Centre's clinic on Avenida Marquês de Tomar:

http://www.clinicadoprazer.net/index2.php

After screening the lineup, I was dismayed to learn that my top two choices were not FS. After asking who performed FS, I settled on Bruna, from the Cabo Verde. She was young, lithe, and very easy to get along with. We had a very full session that fit the hour perfectly. No limits that I could discern. Time well spent for the weary traveler.

Selecta

04-01-10, 20:04

Murilloa

04-02-10, 08:42

Hi Eeyore

Can you tell me how far NC is from Avenida da liberade as I am as staying at a hotel on that street

Cheers,

Selecta

Five minutes by taxi from Av Liberdade to Av Marquês de Tomar.

RafaelAngel

04-06-10, 17:40

Hey there guys,

If you are more of softcore monger (like me) and prefer massage with HJ or BJ, take a look at these couple of sites:

www.somassagens.com

www.docemassagem.com

Some of the masseuses speak english and most of them do full service for the right price.

You can find freelancers or agencies.

Take care.

Scungo

04-09-10, 18:17

Point ONE: There is no Champagne Club any more! After wasting hours trying to find the place and looking at maps that gave me different locations, I discovered te reason I couldn't find it was that it had closed down! I decided to try Sampayo instead. Quite a small place though with some decent girls. An Estonian girl persuaded me to take a private dance for 47(!) euros. I wonder how they came up with that number. Marginally more expensive than usual, and although the dance was nice, there wasn't much contact so I didn't give her the tip she was asking for. A bit later the police came in and started checking on the girls, probably for whether they had work permits and such stuff. I didn't know how long that was going to take so I bailed.

POINT TWO: I decided to give Ouverte 76 another go. Lots of girls there, but only few of them attractive. The standout was the girl I'd seen the first time. Patricia. But had her pegged for an ice queen. BUt I decided to try her for a private anyway, not the contact. I wasn't disappointed. She was not so icy at all, and giggled continuously stroking my crotch and guiding my hand briefly over her breasts and briefly her snatch. I wondered whether she had actually understood that I hadn't asked for a contact dance! Now I wonder what I woudl get if I asked for a contact dance. Maybe I'll find out some time.

POINT THREE: Went to Elefante Branco hoping to watch the Man Utd. Game but they hadn't opened yet, so I watched at the Gurkha next year over a tasty Tandoori. Figured I'd go to Photus later to try their contact dances later, but it was way too early so I though I'd kill some time on Branco after all. A Brazilian girl called Monica started talking to me and when I told her my plans for the evening she said that she would give me a lapdance for 45 minutes. She started at 200 euros but soon fell to 150. I agreed on the understanding that that included the room. I figured this was a good deal since a contact dance in Photus would have been 80 and lasted about 10 minutes. We go to the hotel over the road and she delivered on her promise. I wouldn't have known that she hadn't done it before and that, in fact, she was new to the game from her performance. I wasn't looking for sex, but I fingered her, tongue-kissed, and generally had a damned good time for 150 euros. Makes me wonder whether there are other girls similarly willing for that kind of deal.

Bearsk

04-11-10, 06:51

Scungo, thank for the post, These are expensif lapdances considering FS in Lisboa starts at 50 euros. BSK

Point ONE: There is no Champagne Club any more! After wasting hours trying to find the place and looking at maps that gave me different locations, I discovered te reason I couldn't find it was that it had closed down! I decided to try Sampayo instead. Quite a small place though with some decent girls. An Estonian girl persuaded me to take a private dance for 47(!) euros. I wonder how they came up with that number. Marginally more expensive than usual, and although the dance was nice, there wasn't much contact so I didn't give her the tip she was asking for. A bit later the police came in and started checking on the girls, probably for whether they had work permits and such stuff. I didn't know how long that was going to take so I bailed.

POINT TWO: I decided to give Ouverte 76 another go. Lots of girls there, but only few of them attractive. The standout was the girl I'd seen the first time. Patricia. But had her pegged for an ice queen. BUt I decided to try her for a private anyway, not the contact. I wasn't disappointed. She was not so icy at all, and giggled continuously stroking my crotch and guiding my hand briefly over her breasts and briefly her snatch. I wondered whether she had actually understood that I hadn't asked for a contact dance! Now I wonder what I woudl get if I asked for a contact dance. Maybe I'll find out some time.

POINT THREE: Went to Elefante Branco hoping to watch the Man Utd. Game but they hadn't opened yet, so I watched at the Gurkha next year over a tasty Tandoori. Figured I'd go to Photus later to try their contact dances later, but it was way too early so I though I'd kill some time on Branco after all. A Brazilian girl called Monica started talking to me and when I told her my plans for the evening she said that she would give me a lapdance for 45 minutes. She started at 200 euros but soon fell to 150. I agreed on the understanding that that included the room. I figured this was a good deal since a contact dance in Photus would have been 80 and lasted about 10 minutes. We go to the hotel over the road and she delivered on her promise. I wouldn't have known that she hadn't done it before and that, in fact, she was new to the game from her performance. I wasn't looking for sex, but I fingered her, tongue-kissed, and generally had a damned good time for 150 euros. Makes me wonder whether there are other girls similarly willing for that kind of deal.

Scungo

04-12-10, 18:19

In the U.K. a lapdance (no touching) will normally be about 20 pounds and only last for one or maybe two songs -- max 6 minutes. Similar dances here are around 45 euros but last 10 minutes. Of course you can go to a brothel if thats your thing, but I prefer something milder but with girls that are actually attractive! I just wish they would turn the damn lights up!

Maartena

04-12-10, 23:11

Hi guys,

Settled in Lisboa a short while ago so I am still discovering. But the forum is a big help.

Had to drop off a businesscontact in the Ritz last week and noticed some street action so I drove a couple times around the block (rua castillho.).

Most of them I would rate hardly 4 or 5 but one of the girls was a least an 8-9. So after some hesitation I stopped and asked (in my bad portuguese) what was on offer. She offered a blow job for 30 E. I was not in the mood for negotiating so took her along to a discrete and quite parking a bit further.

Fucking hell: what a nice BJ! She also let me touch her nice tits and afterwards we had a nice chat (she spoke some spanish). She is called Claudia and just arrived from Brazil.

Nice first experience in Lisboa.

Will of course do some further fieldwork and keep you all informed.

Bearsk

04-13-10, 06:41

Might be cheaper to pay for lapdance with the lights on in several places named on the board!

In the U.K. a lapdance (no touching) will normally be about 20 pounds and only last for one or maybe two songs -- max 6 minutes. Similar dances here are around 45 euros but last 10 minutes. Of course you can go to a brothel if thats your thing, but I prefer something milder but with girls that are actually attractive! I just wish they would turn the damn lights up!

Selecta

04-14-10, 11:59

Hi Guys,

Im off in 4 weeks time. Would you all give Lisboa a thumbs up or down, as last September we were in Madrid and had a great time hanging round the Gran Via and chilling out in adult bars such as El Sabor, Ninos and Olympia, just hope Lisboa has the same vibe.

Might be cheaper to pay for lapdance with the lights on in several places named on the board!

Carlos Primeros

04-21-10, 12:14

Selecta,

the mongering in Lisboa is entirely different to Spain. There are not classy brothels. You find "casas" advertised in the news-papers with 8 - max 10 girls. You have also the internet to see a lot of free-lancers.

There are several small clubs but you do NOT get these types of lap-dances in Lisbon. Everything is more discrete and you do not have half-naked girls running around in the clubs. Usually in places like Elefante Branco, Night & Day, Galery the girls are nicely dressed, you talk to them and if you like, you make a deal. Then it is off to either your place or a short-time hotel. There are some place which have some strip-shows like Passarelle, but do not expect anything like Spain.

Here are some price-indications for Full-Service:

ST: 30 min. around 30 - 50 €
60 min. 50 - 80 €

Elefante Girls for around 2 - 3 hous 150 - 200 €

Girls in Casas: 60 min 100 €

All this includes several pops and also anal.

Have fun

Carlos Primeros

Selecta

04-23-10, 20:42

Carlos

Very informative and now my mind is at peace as I know I will have diversao
in Lisboa.

Muito Obrigado

Selecta

Selecta,

the mongering in Lisboa is entirely different to Spain. There are not classy brothels. You find "casas" advertised in the news-papers with 8 - max 10 girls. You have also the internet to see a lot of free-lancers.

There are several small clubs but you do NOT get these types of lap-dances in Lisbon. Everything is more discrete and you do not have half-naked girls running around in the clubs. Usually in places like Elefante Branco, Night & Day, Galery the girls are nicely dressed, you talk to them and if you like, you make a deal. Then it is off to either your place or a short-time hotel. There are some place which have some strip-shows like Passarelle, but do not expect anything like Spain.

Here are some price-indications for Full-Service:

ST: 30 min. around 30 - 50 €
60 min. 50 - 80 €

Elefante Girls for around 2 - 3 hous 150 - 200 €

Girls in Casas: 60 min 100 €

All this includes several pops and also anal.

Have fun

Carlos Primeros

Eeyore

04-23-10, 22:45

Hi Eeyore

Can you tell me how far NC is from Avenida da liberade as I am as staying at a hotel on that street

Cheers,

Selecta

Selecta,
I am sorry, I do not know my way around Lisbon that well.
Perhaps someone else can help.

Dmitri48

04-26-10, 09:47

Rua Barao de Sabrosa 84

A return visit saw me lucky enough to get acquainted with Kyra, an gorgeous 18 year old Ukrainian who gave me an hour of heaven. So much so, I went across the road to the café opposite where I had a couple of ‘pasteis de nata’ and cappacino’s to recover before mounting the stairs for another hour of pleasure. She was very surprised to see me so soon afterwards. I left exhausted but tingling with content.

Captain Janks

05-24-10, 03:34

Thanks for advice on this forum, making a business trip in July. I have RTTF but have a couple questions unanswered:

1. Can I bring a girl back to my (expensive) hotel without any trouble at the desk?

2. I speak no Portugese - will it be possible for me to pick up a stunner at Night & Day or EF or will I have to rely on booking an escort?

Bearsk

05-26-10, 06:53

1. Yes, if dressed reasonably. Dressed like you know hwat and they will give you the nth degree. She needs ID just in case.
2. N&D - Ok be careful because mix NonP and P. Should be OK. There are lots of amazing escorts as back up.

Thanks for advice on this forum, making a business trip in July. I have RTTF but have a couple questions unanswered:

1. Can I bring a girl back to my (expensive) hotel without any trouble at the desk?

2. I speak no Portugese - will it be possible for me to pick up a stunner at Night & Day or EF or will I have to rely on booking an escort?

Fcoolguy

05-30-10, 18:17

Hello people!

Great to be part of this site. I am even going to the extent of getting the registration done so that I can swap numbers with other members. Would help in mongering in Bangalore.

But I digress. I am travelling to Portugal in a few days time and before I even read the reports from members on the scene in Portugal, I sent emails to a number of independent "Escorts" at Lisbon since I will be staying there for 3 weeks. I thought they were a little high-priced coming in at 250 Euros but I thought this was pretty good for in-calls and also for the no-hassle and discreet time that I could have.

Well, my question is simply this - can these escorts be trusted and though they don't show their faces on their sites, are they really that hot? :)

I have good responses from 2 of them - Paula (http://www.escort-lisboa.com/) and Sahra (http://sahra.servegame.org/asm/sahra.htm). They are interested in giving me a good time.

Another question - am I paying too much!

Bearsk

05-30-10, 22:50

I don't know either of them (does not mean anything).
The price is high esp. right now. Going to an apartment, for popular girl one might pay euro 150 for 90 min.

In Lisboa the pictures are often true to form but well done, so reality may be a little different to the pictures.

Try browsing these:
http://www.apartadox.com/acompanhantesLisboa/index.php
http://www.portal-intimo.com/index.php?content=acompanhantes
http://www.portalprivado.com/pp/lisboa_list.php
http://www.momentosdeprazer.com/lista.aspx?id=1

If you want something specific then someone will try to help.

Hello people!

Great to be part of this site. I am even going to the extent of getting the registration done so that I can swap numbers with other members. Would help in mongering in Bangalore.

But I digress. I am travelling to Portugal in a few days time and before I even read the reports from members on the scene in Portugal, I sent emails to a number of independent "Escorts" at Lisbon since I will be staying there for 3 weeks. I thought they were a little high-priced coming in at 250 Euros but I thought this was pretty good for in-calls and also for the no-hassle and discreet time that I could have.

Well, my question is simply this - can these escorts be trusted and though they don't show their faces on their sites, are they really that hot? :)

I have good responses from 2 of them - Paula (http://www.escort-lisboa.com/) and Sahra (http://sahra.servegame.org/asm/sahra.htm). They are interested in giving me a good time.

Another question - am I paying too much!

Two Dogs

05-31-10, 12:40

I have good responses from 2 of them - Paula (http://www.escort-lisboa.com/) and Sahra (http://sahra.servegame.org/asm/sahra.htm). They are interested in giving me a good time.

Another question - am I paying too much!Hi Fcoolguy,

I will be about six weeks behid you in my travels to Lisbon and my own research has yielded similar results as your own. Of the contacts made to date, Paula seems to be the most interested in scheduling a meeting in advance and also seems to be offering the best VFM.

Will be interested in reading how things transpire for you.

Regards,

TDs

Carlos Primeros

06-02-10, 06:26

Gentlemen,

here are the going rates in Lisbon:

Freelancer: 30 - 50 €/pop
50 - 80 €/hour
200 €/night

Casas: 80 - 100/hour - quality-girl

Elefante Branco/Galery/Night&Day etc.: 200 - 300 €/night - approx. 200 girls to choose from.
And this is top money, a lot of girls go home alone as the tourism is down in Lisbon at present time.

Carlos

Patriks

06-05-10, 10:47

Where can I find freelancer and nice girls in Lisbon ready for job?

Patriks

Gentlemen,

here are the going rates in Lisbon:

Freelancer: 30 - 50 €/pop
50 - 80 €/hour
200 €/night

Casas: 80 - 100/hour - quality-girl

Elefante Branco/Galery/Night&Day etc.: 200 - 300 €/night - approx. 200 girls to choose from.
And this is top money, a lot of girls go home alone as the tourism is down in Lisbon at present time.

Carlos

Fcoolguy

06-08-10, 07:27

Bearsk,

Thanks for letting me know that the prices are a bit on the higher side. Loved your site links man. Now I really need to see how I can contact those. Your links made me think of settling down in Portugal!

Two Dogs. Great to hear about you travelling there too! Yeah, Paula seems to be great and her pics are mind-blowing. Hope she is too. I seem to have settled for her. Though Sahra sent me really good replies by email, she does only outcalls and because of that, I found the rates too high! I will post up my adventures in Lisbon and hope you have a good time too. Post up once "done".

Carlos Primeros. Thanks for the heads-up on the prices! Wow, that is really a big difference from the quoted prices online! And the Elefante Branco. How does that work out? Man, for a night its just 200. 300 €. Thats insanely good value. How, let me know.

Carlos Primeros

06-12-10, 20:39

We have here a local news-paper "Correio da Manha" - you have in this newspaper 4 - 5 pages with adds from GdPs. Please note that a lot of these girls do not speak English, a little bit of Portugues is a must.

Elefante Branco, Day&Night and Gallery are very close to Praça Marques to Pombal in the City-Center. Easy to find. Casas are all over the City and more difficult to find.

There are also cheap and dirty places I do not recommend to go. Too many drugs and petty crime.

Carlos

Yuiop69

06-20-10, 08:45

I can confirm Dmitri48 report below on Krya – great time. 10 body, 8 face, good attitude. Only trouble is that she is pimped by a middle aged Portuguese couple, and reeks of sexploitation. I wouldnt go back, unfortunately. Barao de Sabrosa is also unsually grotty, compared to other casa. The couple also know how to charge – 70e (+10e tip) which is dear vs other casa, with stunning -if less virginal- women (although I could have tried negotiating down). I think Kyra might be off for the summer anyway. Other woman there was quite unappealing. I just hope Kyra has got some entrepreneurship or help to set up on her own or with other women (she only has Ukranian, and a modicum of Portuguese and English).

Yuiop69

06-20-10, 11:55

The Portuguese are easy to translate with Google and give great info. However some of the more technical terms escape me. One of these in particular is “bumbum”. It sound like great fun, but what is it? I notice that it comes in different flavours e.g. bumbum brincalhão, bumbum guloso and so on. Anybody can enlighten us? Thanks

Yuiop69

06-20-10, 14:41

Here is a cleaned up version of the adverts on http://www.conviviocm.pt/list_anuncios.aspx#tphp from Correio da Manhã. I published a similar list 2 years ago – note that all the information is available for public consumption, in print and on the website. As Muri points out, the girls pay dear enough to get their details to us. So let’s pay them back by using the information.

There are some 85 adverts. Come on – some have to be good! Indeed some of the names and numbers are discussed in the posts below already.

Most of the words are easily understandable; less so where the casa are, and getting exact door and floor number can be hard without Portuguese (I find SMS for this good at times). However like I said in the previous post, there are some exotic words like “bumbum” and a list of translations for these words would be very helpful indeed.

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