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Admin
05-18-02, 06:15
It's against the law for a foreigner to have sex with a Lao person outside of marriageIs it realy true?


I see the same two Lao guys sitting at a table drinking whisky and on the table was what I believe to be a 45 caliber handgun. They saw me walk by and just starred at me, I smiled and they didn't smile back.Are this kind of scams / robbery common in Laos? The possibility of being pointed by a 45 caliber gun can kill of the pleasure of mongering (at least for me).

I'm hesitating between Burma and Laos for going for a trip, sightseeing and mongering. Does somebody have any experience in those 2 countries?

Is the conclusion from Amjeck experience that Laos is better to avoid for mongering?

I know that for mongering Thailand is better but I'the like to combine stopover in Bangkok with some new experience. However not with 45 caliber experience.

Probably

BassGod
06-16-02, 02:20
I recently spent some time in Vientiane and found it's reputation of being Sanuk unfriendly to be greatly exagerated. If anyone would like some information please ask

Bill
06-16-02, 13:43
Bassgod, please give us examples and price quotes on the pick up scene in Laos. Any other pertinent info like hotel recommendations and ways to pass free time will be appreciated!

BassGod
06-17-02, 06:22
I stayed at the Lane Xiang Hotel for historical reasons. The rooms wher $20. While you can pay for anything in Laos with Either Dollars, Thai Baht, or Lao Kip, the hotels all set there prices in Dollars and charge you a penalty if you want to pay in another currency.
It's easy to get Dollars in Laos (not like in Cambodia) so you only have to bring enough with you to pay the entry fee of $31, I paid mine in Baht but they gave me a bad conversion rate and I got a little screwed.
My first night in Laos I went to the night club in the Hotel. I was taken to a seat and the host asked if he could get anything for me. I ordered Beer Lao. Then he said "I have lady for you", I said "sure". thats how easy it was. The problem was that the Lane xiang does not allow you to bring guests. The Ekalath Metropole does allow guests however. and the rooms are only $15, it's a little funky for my taste. It also has a night club and a snooker club on the bottom floor where you can meet girls. I only paid about $20-$25 a day to the lady.

Fslag338
11-16-02, 23:43
Been to Laos this month. In general: do not compare it to Thailand, nor in quantity nor in price. However, quality can be good.
Vientiane: you have two options - go to a disco/club where they have girls (btw these are not real brothels, but only offer this extra service) best I found where Anou and Lane Xang hotel. Or go and pick-up one of the many girls hanging around some spots in the city: around 9 pm try Samloh pub (don't expect too much). Better: go around 10 pm to the Chess cafe and the place next door (forgot the name). You find the chess cafe 100 m from the hospital at the river (or take a moto-taxi). Don't forget almost every place closes at 23.30!
I found the self-working girls more motivated and less professional. Prices however are high compared to Thailand and Cambodia: around USD 25 / 1000 thai baht for the night. Which would give you only a short hand job in Holland where I come from, so everything is relative!). Usually the girls are very nice and would like to be taken for the day also, if they like you.

I post some comment on Luang Prabang also.

I had a lot of fun because of this terrifec site, so I hope I can help you guys a little now. Enjoy!

Mega
12-03-02, 15:08
IMHO, I think it is not worth it to go to Vientiane/Laos for sex.
Just for visa (need one photo) is US31.00 and when you depart from the airport, you had to pay US10.00 for airport tax.
Lao Plaza Hotel cost US100 for single standard room or US120.00 for double. around 5600baht per night. Other hotel run at 800 to 1000 baht per night.
As the two other members said don't compare with Thailand, nor in quantity nor in price. but quality can be good.
Working girls are at 1000baht ST and 2000baht LT if you ask the mamasan in the night club to get one for you as some girls are not into this.
If you got a TG and go over by Nong Khai, Thailand. Ask the TG to make a border pass which is done in 30mins at the town council anyday. Thais can stay for three days in Laos with the border pass. Just ready a photo and IC photostated copy.
Taking a TG and have a holiday over in Vientiane is another story.
Remember to bring US dollars and when you convent to laos kip, you will be a bloody millionaire. :D

Indigo Blue
06-23-03, 02:44
Agree in the fact you should not go to Laos only for sex or you'll be disappointed. Been in the Anuc hotel. 125000 Kip (18USD). Very nice place, you will like it. No problems getting the girls upstairs. Has a "disco" in the facilities, with a band, maybe 5 customers and some 50 girls!!! No doubt they go to your room (The pimp there will say it's not allowed, but that he will arrange it for a fee. No way), but I was unable to find one that speak any english, so I left. If you don't mind or you speak any thai is a nice option. All in all, I took three girls in two days: One each night in the bars close to the hospital, river side (for free, just hang around beside the bar table and keep an eye on the girls. Watch out for the katoey!) and another one the second afternoon. A waitress in a small restaurant in T. Nokeo Khumman/T. Fa Ngum, by the river. All in all nice, but can not compare with Thailand.

Also I want to point out a very nice beer bar in Huay Xay (the only one in all the f****** northern Laos!!!) rent a Dream (150 bath, I went walking, but maybe is a little tricky. Not because the Lao, for sure!) and drive some 4 Km in the road to Luang Nam Tha. Impossible to miss the coloured lights. Some are very good looking girls. Bargain as hell to the 100000/150000 Kip depending on the girl.

It's a safe, kind of sleepy country. Have fun!!!

MondaysChilde
06-24-03, 22:13
I can tell you, Laos is not for the inexperienced SE Asian monger.

It is not a straight shot like BKK.

The Viets are still Socialists, and still control Laos, and still are not your friends.

Dazzer
07-23-03, 12:03
I've done a fair bit of travel in Asia, but haven't been to Laos, although I've heard it is cheap, the people friendly, food great and the French influence still pronounced i.e. architecture.

I visiting the Philippines, Thailand and Laos in October. I was hoping ppl might be able to answer a few questions about Loas.

1/ Are there any sights in the capital I should make a point of seeing?

2/ What is a good hotel i.e. clean, air-con, cable TV, secure and that doesn't charge extra to have a guest... oh, and that is also located near to the local night life.

3/ I'm not going there just for the ladies, but would like to meet some Lao freelancers? Any particular bars or night life areas I should try for this?

4/ Do girsl speak some English?

5/ Is taxi the best way to get from the airport to your hotel, and if so, how much should it be roughly?

6/ Anything outside the capital worth seeing or areas outside the capital for girls?

If anyone can answer any of these questions it will be much appreciated. I frequent Asia a couple of times a year and will report on what action I find.

Regards

Dazzer

Jos35
08-28-03, 17:40
1/ Are there any sights in the capital I should make a point of seeing?
THE CITY IS PRETTY SMALL. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN SERIOUS CULTURAL HERITAGE, I WOULD RECOMMEND LUANG PRABANG. A CITY UP NORTH. BANGKOK AIRWAYS FLY THERE FROM BANGKOK.

2/ What is a good hotel i.e. clean, air-con, cable TV, secure and that doesn't charge extra to have a guest... oh, and that is also located near to the local night life.
THERE ARE A FEW LOCALS. JUST CHECK WITH THE TAXI DRIVER.

3/ I'm not going there just for the ladies, but would like to meet some Lao freelancers? Any particular bars or night life areas I should try for this?
ANY BARS WITH FANCY COLORFUL LIGHTS IN THE FRONT WILL DO.

4/ Do girsl speak some English?
USUALLY ENGLISH SPEAKING IS LIMITED.

5/ Is taxi the best way to get from the airport to your hotel, and if so, how much should it be roughly?
IT WILL COST PROBABLY BAHT 200-400.

6/ Anything outside the capital worth seeing or areas outside the capital for girls?
NO. LAOS IS A VERY QUIET COUNTRY. THERE IS NO CINEMA IN VIENTIANNE. BE CAREFUL THOUGH AS LAOS IS STILL A SOCIALIST COUNTRY. THERE IS GENERALLY NO PROBLEM, BUT DO NOT GO LOOK FOR ONE.

Dazzer
10-09-03, 15:37
lo peeps,

thanks for the heads-up jos35. i arrived in vientiane today. people very friendly, great food, and especially at the french restaurants.

i have noticed that there are many attractive girls here, quite different in looks from thai girls, however, have not spotted a suitable night life location yet where i could speak to some.

thanks for the heads up on luang prabang, i'm going to fly up there.

will report back how i go, but since my last two weeks is in pattaya and i will need all my strength there, i'm not overly worried if i don't meet any lao girls.

cheers

dazzer

Steve101
11-30-03, 05:16
The Laos forum looks a bit threadbare, so I thought I'd add my bit.

I was in Vientiane in September. Went out walking in the eving before eating and not really expecting to run into any girls because this forum had been so negative about the scene there and because the guest house I was in had signs in the rooms making it very clear that guests weren't allowed

However, I was wandering past a big circle with a fountain (can't remember the name) in the centre when a fairly cute girl suggested we might go off together. I didn't take her up on it as I wanted to eat first, but I went back after eating and found another and went off to a nearby short time hotel with her. She was very hurried and I didn't enjoy the experience very much - I paid her Baht 500, if I remember rightly plus about 200 for the hotel.

I also went to a club in the basement of a hotel - mentioned in one of the earlier posts here I think - but it was so pitch dark I didn't stay.

Globotto
12-03-03, 07:05
Vientiane has the standard “pay for it clubs” they are Typically dark inside and also a "cultural experience” Anou has a live band playing traditional Lao music and you can dance with girls. I negotiated a 1000 baht fee for the girls but did not pursue.

Future is a pub next to Novotel and behind Novotel there is a loud disco where locals go. You will see laoation "guido guys" and girls who if you find available ones as i did you will find them happy to party and flirt. Some go with men for money some do not. I met a cute college student who apparently was more intent on something serious rather than casual and didn’t have time for that. There are free-lance girls that hang out in front of Future. As you arrive check out the possibility of a 11p.m. curfew. Regular girls seem to like to flirt and depending on your thai language skills and how much time you have i believe you can make a girlfriend possibly more "genuine" than a Thai bar girl.

Hotel Lane Xang also has a night club that has lots of cute locals girls working. I was told that you pay 2000 baht up front and can take the girls home. Apparently some guest houses let them in but prefer an ID card. Short-time rooms are available as well.

Photo Time
12-31-03, 04:06
i've been to laos in '01 (via thailand); i don't mean to dissuade anyone from visiting laos, but i did feel that i owe it to the board to state out what i believe. here's what i have to say:

the bottom line is that you come to laos to see it as a general tourist if you want, but not for girls - that's only something to try if you're here anyway and feeling really horny. values are poor here in comparison to thailand.

the law in laos states that "any foreigner who enters into a sexual relationship with a lao national may be interrogated, detained, arrested, or jailed. lao police have confirep001ed passports and imposed fines of up to $5000 on foreigners who enter into disapproved sexual relationships." much more at: http://travel.state.gov/laos.html

lao women have beautiful arses. the typical lao bottom appears larger in the full-length skirts they wear. (more on this later.) in contrast, some thin asian women have very skinny model bottoms. not here. also, i have not seen a single tattoo.

unfortunately, like costa rica and cambodia, laos is one of those countries where the cuties are just not for hire. the two real knock-outs i saw were wearing wedding bands.

vientiane is actually smaller than nong khai, the thai city across the mekong river. it only looks bigger on your map because it's the lao capital.

english generally not spoken here in laos. if you stay at a more expensive hotel, someone at the front desk will speak some english, but a tuk-tuk driver who speaks *any* english is a real find. even the universal english words "lady" and "boom-boom" are not understood by most drivers. not surprisingly, thai is commonly spoken here, and that saved me. nearly all restaurants here in vientiane have english menus, so ordering food is no problem.

*crib-note basics*:

how to get there:

by air: you can fly from bangkok to udon thani and then take a bus or train to nong khai and cross the friendhsip bridge into laos and get your visa on the spot. you can also fly directly into vientienne from bangkok on several airlines but the flight is usually around 6-7000 baht roundtrip ($140 each person).

by train: i rode the overnight train from bangkok to nong khai and it was a blast. your train leaves at about 8 p.m. and arrives in nong khai about 7 a.m. the only way to go is by first class sleeper. it costs 1,071 baht per person and includes your own private room with beds and a sink. after the first hour of eating and setting yourself up, a guy comes around to make your bunkbeds. for those of you who like fucking but not sleeping with your girl, this comes in handy. the train is extremely smooth and it is very easy to sleep there. the food is shitty so i advise you to bring some beer and something to snack on before you start fuckin' and sleeping. after a couple hours of fucking, you can sleep easily and wake up in nong khai. once there, you can take a tuk tuk (no taxi's) to the thai exit immigration checkpoint. from there, they will stamp your passport and you take a bus accross the friendship bridge into laos. once you get your visa, you take a taxi to vientienne which is about 40 minutes away.

money: vientienne accepts baht, u.s. dollar and the local currency is lao kip. i would bring baht to pay for your hotel but use lao kip for restaurants and other stuff. when i was there, it was at 10,000 kip for $1. most of your kip come in denominations of 5,000 kip (50 cents) very hard to spend more than $20 a day here and note that 500,000 kip will give you enough bills to stuff all of your pockets. give some of your lower denomination bills to the local kids. the kids are polite and will thank you with a wai (unlike the savage kids in cambodia). remember that no other country accepts kip, so exchange nay leftover money before you go or it will be a new souvenier. money exchange places are all over the city and the rates are comparable to the banks.

restaurants:

vip restaurant. a good number of restaurants are placed alongside the mehkong river. some are rustic and some are nice but they all have great views and cheap beer. this place is one of the nicer restaurants in vientienne and has a variety of lao and thai dishes. mostly locals here but the place is excellent.

khoup chai deau restaurant: this place is in central vientienne and is placed in a colonial house with an outside patio garden. the best is the lao barbeque/suki. they place a charcoal pale at the center of your table and a metal plate goes on top with a trench around the outside of the metal plate. you are given meat, vegetables and egg to grill your meat and make a soup in the trench. pitchers of lao beer are about 6,000 kip (60 cents) and a meal for two is about 24,000 kip ($2,50) the place is very nice and beer lao is one of the most exceptional beers in all of asia. i rank it as high as saporro, singha and kirin. a large bottle of beer can also be ordered for about 5,000 kip.

at night many freelancers come to the attached bar to look for potential punters. looks strange to see a bunch of hot lao girls sitting at a bar but they are there to meet falang.

hotels: i got a small-but-nice fan room with a hardwood floor for $10/night at the phonepaseuth guesthouse (not recommended) on pangkham road. good central location, but visitors are not allowed; rude staff to boot. "no lay-dee," the clerk said. fine with me given my situation, but make sure you ask the desk wherever *you* check in.

another option is the lani guest house i, which some acquaintances of mine had stayed at. the place is a colonial style hotel with antique furniture in the room. it has a mammoth garden and a private balcony with tables to overlook the garden and a large temple next door. it reminds me of some of the beautiful bed and breakfast places in napa valley, only it costs about $35. the place has a safety deposit box but no t.v. very romantic and right in the middle of central vienienne. probably would've been better off here, but didn't feel like switching around.

nightlife:

1) anou hotel: the anou hotel has a lobby bar that has some hostesses around 9 pm. the girls will approach your table and ask if you can buy them a drink. the clubs are not that open about prostitution but you get the vibe from the girl. one girl quoted me 1000 baht for short time and we were off. she had no clue how to give a hummer but sex was great, very tight panocha. she wanted to stay with me while i was in vientienne and gave me her e-mail but i had other plans.

2) chess pub: poked my head into this place and noticed a lot of beautiful girls here. most of these girls are very low mileage as there are very, very few mongers that frequent these places. i ordered a beer and had about 8 girls sit at my table talking to me in a hodge podge of english, thai and minimal lao (i believe). i bought drinks for the girls as the drinks were cheap and left after an hour to go to other clubs. you could stay at this place and you'd be fine. there is another place called the samlo club that is supposed to be equally as good.

3) lane xiang hotel bar: place is right next to the mehkong river. the hotel is guest-friendly as well and their is a small club/bar with about 20 girls. all of them quoted about 1000 baht but there were no punters around so i took another girl to the attached hotel for $15 for the night.

4) sene souk hotel:
near the novotel building on luang prabang road. there was just one table with four ladies sitting around it. spoke to them (or tried to) long enough to get a good look. nothing for my interest. checked back over an hour later, same deal.

5) "happy" beer bar:
across the dirt road from the mekong river. it reminded me of the mexican countryside (la provincia). some teenaged guys chuckled and joked as i pulled up in a tuk-tuk, probably along the lines of "a farang is here to get his weenie greased." slim pickens, but there was one girl who appeared to be about nineteen or twenty with large breasts and a smile. sat down with her at a table on the river, across the road from the club, and bought. offered her 1500 baht for one hour with, and she said ok but
wanted 1500 baht for the house. an old man who was evidently in charge broke off our negotiations by motioning for the girl to come back across the dirt road and sit down with some older asian men, which she did, which sort of pissed me off. what's the deal? another tuk-tuk driver who spoke a few words of english said, "you come tomorrow?" i think not.

6) mekong hotel:
also on luang prabang road. has a club on the ground floor that looks like the other clubs: very dark inside with a bunch of tables and booths and a semi-live band. there were about a dozen people seated in here. a male host who spoke an impressive amount of english (i.e. a little) sat me down. after telling me "you can choose," he fetched a girl (whom i did not choose) to my table. did not like her, so he walked me across the empty dance floor into a well-lit back room with about twenty girls. decided on two favorites as three older asian men continued their survey and selection. sat down with my fave and bought drinks. the host told me $50 for short time! lol! what are these people thinking? i declined and he quickly countered with $35. they charged me 70,000 kip (seven bucks) for my water and her soda! after that, i simply moved on.

7) etoile nightclub
like the other clubs, it is dimly lit and closes at midnight. no back room full of ladies here; all six ladies were in the club. the four unoccupied ladies did a sort of line dance on the floor with one of the hosts, and it was really cool. it was entertaining. with the pleasant music, it helped me relax. i selected one to have a drink with and we snuggled in a booth for an hour or so. we cuddled and she kept reaching in my shirt to rub my bare chest and back. it was fun, but i wouldn't have gone to the room with her after seeing her up close. she asked me to dance. she wanted $15 for short time and said there was a room there, but she might have asked for more later and said that the $15 was just for the room, but maybe not, because my bottled water and the lady drink came to only $1.80. i danced but did not further explore this club.

Tookay
01-16-04, 09:42
One of the main problems I have encountered in VTE is the lack of guest friendliness in both of the hotels I have stayed in there so far (Taipan and Lao Plaza).

Are there any decent places to stay there (on a business trip) that are guest-friendly, or is that pretty much limited to short-time places?

Mark Smith #2
02-11-04, 11:12
Try Settha Palace. Girl friendly (given price they should be).

Any taxi driver can take you to what you're looking for. Or you can hang around fountain after 10pm (near restaurant), and find freelancers.

Carlos Spain
02-22-04, 19:51
Next April I have to travel to Vientianne.

Can somebody inform me at the moment on the situation of the sanuk?

Are there problems with the police, or is there tolerance with the sanuk with the girls small of more than 18 years?

Recommended hotel:

A greeting

Mark Smith #2
02-24-04, 14:49
"Sanuk" is no problem in vientianne, if over 18. Per below, try Settha for a hotel.

Caino
04-14-04, 02:05
Was in Vientanne last october and found having sex quite easy.

I tooe a room in hotel Anou wich also have a disco(consider that in Vientanne everything closes after 11 pm).

Went to the disco and it was full of ladies, a waitress asked me if I wanted a lady and I said yes.

I got a 22 years old very nice laotioan girl and after a beer, toke her to the hotel(wich does not make problems).

Had a very good sex with blow job without condom and, she was even available for fucking without condom, but I do not risk that.

The hotel room was 20 dollars per night and I gave the girl other 20 dollars.

Ashton
05-17-04, 14:45
Good sex, Bad Karma

I spent a few days in Vientiane this February and was jonesin for some female companionship after a long overland trip from Vietnam.

I wandered into a cabaret club on Samsenthai Road across form the Dragon Hotel and maybe one block further down. It was easy to see with lots of lights and glitz and people coming and going.

I sat by myself and wasn't quite sure how to get one of the dozen or so very attractive ladies I saw. I asked the waiter if I could have a lady sit with me and he brought a very pretty and young woman with a perfect body and excellent English.

She treated me like a king and I got to dance with her and all the girls. They taught me the traditional Laos courtship dance - which I already knew from Vang Vien. We negotiated about 50$ (pricey but I was horny) for the night. She wanted me to go upstairs to the club hotel or inn but I resisted because I already had a hotel.

She reluctantly followed me back to my room about midnight being very cautious about the police, as it is technically illegal for a Laos woman to have sex with a foreigner.

On the way, one of her friends who was following us on a scooter, to make sure I wasn't going to mug her or something yelled at us. I looked at her just long enough to step into one of the gazillion giant holes in the sidewalk concrete and hit my shin on the edge.

Hurt like a mother and about a minute or two later I felt that tell tale cold trickle of blood underneath my pants leg.

She started freaking out when we saw some cops next to my guesthouse the Santisouk, on the street to the National Stadium and wouldn't go in with me.

She waited outside while I went to bandage my leg. I was going to also ask the hotel if I could bring a girl in and he said no poblem.

It took me longer than I expected to do all that so I expected her to be gone when I went back out but she was actually on her way in, stealthily. We went up and she asked the manager herself and then we sneaked into my room.

When I undressed and showed her the bloody gore and the gash that would eventually require stitches, she got a little queasy and wasn't in the mood at all.

A little while later, she got back in the mood and had great sex and fell asleep together. She was a sweetheart but I can't rmember her name.

She had to leave right before daybreak to avoid being seen and I never saw her again.

The next day I went to the foreigner clinis where I was cleaned up real good and sent off. A few days later when I went back for a check up they decided I needed stiches, which I though was way to late but I let them do it.

Then off to Bangkok and Sirkumvit and the Boonradi (spelling) Hospital for the best health care I have ever experienced.

RCA Knight
06-07-04, 21:28
Just came back to BKK from Vientiane for a 4 day visa run. Flyed from BKK to Udon first on Air Asia. Now there is the international bus to Vientiane from Udon but if you don't have visa already you cannot board the bus. So you have to go to Nong Kai and get the visa at the Friendship Bridge on your own. Then take a tuk tuk to Vientiane 100bahts. Thats what I did because I did not have visa. Visa 30USD-31USD depend on the time.

First day. Checked in hotel Inter. They renovated all the rooms. Got a corner room with very bright sun. 30USD. Some rooms are 20USD and 25USD. Then went out to rent a 50cc motorbike.

Stayed in the room waited for night to fall. 9 30 PM I started riding around town which can be explored in 10-15 minutes by motorbike. Only consist of 3 major pararllel streets. There are quite a few lady bars. I went to the club Anou first. I came here a few years back and did not order a lady. I went in and it was darker than cemetery. I could barely make out its a guy or lady. But decided to stay and get a drink. Ordered a Spy and then papasan came and asked me if want lady. Then a few ladies came and sat next to me.

There were about 25 or so ladies and 15 customers. A few farang customers. I talked to some ladies but cannot really tell they are cute or not. They asked me for 2000-2500 but I don't really want to take out a girl that I cannot see her too well.

Paid and get out to ride around more. Found and went to a disco called Zeaza. It is very close to Anou hotel. Cross the main street from the back side. It is in a small alley. This place is packed with kids. I think mostly about 15-19 years old. All the kids drink and smoke heavily. I walked around the disco and saw a few young cuties but was too noisy and did not make a move. I left and decided to go take a look at the Lane Xang disco.

I went to this place a few years back and took out a lady. I remember I paid too much for this lady 3500B and bad attitude. This time somehow this place too was very dark to see as well. So I did not stay partially because there was some Singapore or Hk business big group in there. And when these guys are there, you have to compete to out bid to take out a cutie. Thats tiring. So I left again.

I rode my motorbike and passed a hotel. I think its called Saiyana.
Saw a club on the first floor. I went in. this place was somewhat brighter. Has about 20-30 babes. Papasan came and asked me if I want lady. I told him I want nice body. Then he took 3 girls here. One was very very cute and very young. But do not talk and never smile. I found it that a customer has to please her and not she has to please the customer. So I drop her. And other 2 girls' face so so but very friendly. And very happy attitude Lao ladies. We had a good time chatting about who knows what. I decided to take both out to my room. They did not even negociate for money. I love these kind of ladies. If they have good personality I always give good reward. I paid the drinks about 100 bahts each and I don't know why there is no bar fine. I thought there is one but I did not ask to make trouble for myself.

Went back to my room. They said they never had 3some before.
And I think so too by the way they behaved. I pounded one and came and did not have chance to pound the other one. I was so tired. After that I thought they had to go back to the store but they said its closed so they took me to eat noodle on the street. They still have not asked me for money. But I was really impressed by these 2 girls. After we ate, I gave them 6000 bahts. I know its too much but I really like their personality and I feel its worth the good time.

Second day. the day time was so long and boring. Basically did nothing just sit near the Mekong and stare into the space for all day. Decided to returned my motorbike and rent a bicycle for a change. Did not have chance to ride bicycle for years. Rode my bike around town from sunset.

About 9 PM found another club at the Ekalat hotel. Went in and it was dead with about 7-8 girls no customer and this one more dark than the cemetery too. But I saw a nice one in the darkness. I ordered a drink and talked to her. And bought her a drink. I asked her to go with me for short time. She asked me for 2500. But she is so business like personality. Started to tell me so many customers gave her 4000 or 5000B. I feel she is all money talk no fun so I left. these Lao cutie are very spoiled.

So rode my bike again. Found a traditional massage near Anou hotel. Went in but I guess it was really massage place no private room and no young cutie. Average massage lady about 50 years old so I left in a very hurry. Went back to the kiddie disco Zeaza I discovered a night before to check out the action. I went in and was so crowded with teens heavy drinking and smoking so I left again. Went outside and spotted 2 babes talking and one was cute. Actually outside was very crowded as well with so many these youngsters chatting and smoking. I started to chat with them with broken Thai and easy English.

I was thinking very hard how to pull this cutie away from her friend. I just asked her to have a noodle and like to talk to her. I told her I really like her and wanted to be her friend. We first went to a restaurant to eat some Lao food 3 of us. Then I tried again to say I like to see her alone and have drink at the night outdoor cafe at the river. She agreed and said will take her friend home first. I told her i will go back to hotel first and told her to come see me in the hotel. She agreed. I feel my battle has won 50%.

She came to see me at my room about after 30 min. I told her to come in to talk for while. Her English was very broken but she understands my broken Thai very well. I told her I really like her and I am gentlemen and do not want to have sex with her but just want to hold her tonight.

I told her she has very good skin and hold her. She had no resistance and I took off her top. Small but firm tits. Nice nipple shape. She old me "no sex no sex ,ok" I said ok but only like to hold her. Then I took off her pants and stuck my index into her pussy. This is got to be one of the smallest I ever had. Even a index is too big for her. She was soaking wet and I took off her panty and started to lick her pussy. She said she never had this licking before. She told me had sex only 3 times with her boyfriend who now works in the south Lao. This babe's pussy sauce do not have any kind of smell. I tongue it for hours. Taste better than the mountain spring water from Mont Blanc. And then started lick her ass. It has absolutely no smell as well. This babe so clean.

Then I tried to put on a condom but she resisted and said to me "you said you are gentleman and only want to hold me" I suddenly remembered my promise which I should not have made. I quit and hold her until about 2AM. She said she has to go home. I told her I want to see her again before I go back to BKK. Also told her I want to give her some money to buy a present. She was happy when I said that I think. I had so much tasty juice so I gave her 4000B. I know its lots of money but to ensure the next meeting I always to that. I am sure she will making time to see me whenever I want to. Second night over.

Third day I switched hotel to Ekalat. Huge room for 20USD. And went to return my bike and change motorbike again. And did not know what to do. Tired of staring at Mekong so I called the young babe from last ight. And she came to see me and took me to some places outside town which has absolutely no touristic value. But I enjoyed holding her from the back of motorbike when she was riding taking me. Then took her to my new room and licked her very good again and again she refused to have sex. Tired of licking all day I took her to eat something good at the fountain. Went for a French food and she seems never have any kind of food besides Lao food and she was very happy and wanted to spend the night with me just holding. But I had to make a lie to her for her to go home because I want to explore some more for my last night. I told her I had another friend came to Vientiane to join me and I have to talk to him. So I sent her home and gave her another 1000B for pocket money. And she said she will come see me at the hotel tommorrow morning and see me off to the bus station.

Last night. I went to Lane Xang disco again and decided to take a close look at the ladies. I really checked the faces in the complete darkness. I talked with some. But nothing impressed me. Later a lady came in late and she was kind of cute in the dark. I had her to sit with me. And used my hand to feel the merchandise. Her body was good. I told her to go with me and I said will give her tip. She did not ask how much. So it was a good sign. Paid the drinks. And the papasan suddenly came ask for tip. I gave him 200B and another one 100B. They opened the door for me very very happily.

Took the girl back to room and her face was ok nothing special but the body was good. The sex was so average nothing to talk about. Her personality was so average as well. The pussy was a little big. I think from working in this industry for quite a while. I gave her 2000B and sent her home. I was somewhat disappointed about my last night. The time was 1 30AM. I rode my motorbike around and around looking for babe. But everywhere was closed and the city was like a ghost town. That was my last night.

I planed to take the early 9 30 AM direct bus to Udon so I have some time in Udon for some soapy massage. The babe came see me at 7 30AM and knocked my door. I was happy to see her and held her sleep again and woke up too late for the 9 30 bus. So I have to take the 3 PM bus. Still enough time for me to catch the 8 20 PM Air Asia flight to BKK. But no more time for the soapy in Udon.

We woke up and I started to take off the babe's clothes again. And began to eat her everywhere. She was soaking and pussy sauce gushing out like melting mazzarella. I robbed my penis against her pussy and this time she has absolutely no resistance. It was very small but with her own sauce and my saliva I slide in no problem. It feel so good I came very quick and dumped my seeds on her belly. She seemed very happy. We took a shower together and went to eat lunch at some river front place then returned my motorbike.

Later she sent me to take the the bus to Udon at the terminal. I feel kind of bad to leave her. She is a very nice young girl. I promise to see her soon in Nong Kai or Udon next time. Lao people can make border pass to come to Thailand side easily. I promise her in 1 month which I like to see her too as well.

I gave her my remaining kip a whole stack of them. And also gave her my remaining bahts about 4500B. She was so happy and I think she was about to cry. I promise again to see her again in a month. The bus left on time. Was full.

And we have to go through Laos and Thai customs and made it to the Udon terminal about 5 30PM. Went to eat something at Charoensi Complex shopping center and then went on to airport for Air Asia flight back to BKK.

Carlos Spain
06-12-04, 23:19
Hello RCA Knight

Is there freelancers girls in Vientianne? You speak much of papasman.

I believe that he pays too much money for a ST. How much money do they request for a LT?

In what places is there freelancers girls?

Carlos Spain
06-14-04, 19:10
There is not girls freelancers in Vientianne? Only it can be negotiated with the papasman/mamasman? Which is the price estandard?

RCA Knight
06-17-04, 07:53
Hi Carlos,

In the karaokes, you have to negociate with the girls about the price. But I think the papasans do take a cut from the girls if you take them out. I think for nice and popular girls, 1500-2000 bahts will do. For so so and not too hot girls, 1000-1500 will do. The good thing is most places I went to did not charge bar fine.

Freelance girls work in discos. There are some discos and one called Future has many freebies. I did not check it out this time but I went there last time. The price of ST should be 1000-1500 standard. For a super cutie may ask you up to 2000-2500.


Also freebies in some bars and sometimes at the fountain. But may not be too many. The karaokes are still the best shot for wider choice.

Carlos Spain
06-18-04, 23:03
Thank you for their answer

The hotel Anouk is friendly? There is not problem with the girls for the whole night in the hotel?

Where do you believe that it is better for sanuk, Ho Chi Minh or Vientianne?

I am doubting if to travel to Vietnam or Laos.

A greeting

RCA Knight
06-19-04, 09:14
Hi Carlos,

I went to Vientiane a few times, but I never had any trouble at all with girls at any hotel. Hotel Anou has a karaoke cabaret downstairs and very convinient to take girl up. Also Hotel Saysana has a club downstairs with quite a few girls. Lane Xang Hotel has a club as well. Also there are some more hotels with lady clubs in it. You have to check it out by going in and see. There is absolutely no problem with ladies at all for these hotels. Because thats their major source of income.

The hotels I personally know that are super lady friendly, Hotel Saysana, Anou, Inter, Ekalat, Lanexang, Hotel Lao.

About Vietnam, I only went there 1 time long time ago so I can not compare to Vientiane. Vientiane is closer to Thailand and can be reach easily from Udon Thani or Nong Kai so it is also a very easy visa run.

Hope you enjoy Vientiane.

Tonyacs
06-24-04, 13:56
RCA: Your story of the young Laos babe reminded me of my similar encounter with a young Laos girl. She was tiny and cute about 5 ft and 90 pounds and 20 yrs old. She worked in a foot massage place but I was able to convince her to come to my room. After holding her and licking everywhere, she smelled so good and was so sweet but she did not want sex as she said it her too much. She had no boyfriend but seemed to like me. I finally succeeded in entering her eventually but she was so tiny and in pain I could not get in full until maybe a month later. I was surprised the first time when I saw blood everywhere on bed; so I knew she was innocent. Anyways I went back to see her every month for five months and then I stopped seeing her. She said she loved me but everytime I saw her I gave her at least 3000 baht a day since I felt sorry for her and I was her only boyfriend. Anyways I haven't seen her in a year.

China Girl Love
07-12-04, 17:40
Hi,

This will be my first report, after getting a lot of information from this forum, it's a pleasure to contribute some to it now!

I was in Vientiane several time, but last time I in November I was curious to try the Nightlife.

Around 9 pm I wandered around the Fountain area (coming from the Lao Plaza Hotel on Thanon/Road Samsenthai going down to the Mekong at Thanon Fah Ngum). Turning right at the Fountain (on Thanon Setthathirath), just at the corner of Thanon Manthatulat, there were about 3 - 4 ladies waiting for clients. Be careful, I guess one lady was more a lady-boy!!

One was sitting outside the entrance of the restaurant at the corner (don't rember the name), the other just standing around, chatting and smoking.

After some negociation, I was directed by Yin (that was her name) to a nearby short-time hotel on Thanon Manthatulat (Hotel Samrenthai) next to the corner of Thanon Fah Ngum/Mekong river road. Room with fan/shower was US$ 4.- for two hours. After we took shower (not together, she was a little shy in the beginning), we were kissing (deep french kissing), fondling, then a very long round of DATY and finger f...ing, which made her very very wet, then some BBJ and then to the main business (bring along your own condoms!!). Beginning with missionary, finishing her doggy. After that some cuddling, drinking her bottle of beer and over to take a shower together.

There I started round two, BBJ and doggy again, bending her to the wall.

And all this for just US$ 14.- (10.- for the lady, 4.- for the room)!!
Yin and she told me she has a room in this hotel, sharing with another SW!

Unfortunately I had to leave next day to Vietnam.

Looks: 5 - 6 (in her early 30)
Attidude: 8 (very sweet, nearly GFE)
Overall: 7 (could be a little be more active)

Carlos Spain
07-13-04, 14:46
Goold report!

Someone can do a list of the hotels guestfriendly in Vientiane?

In Anou hotel is guestfriendly?

I preferer long time with lady, not short time!

A greeting

hercules
07-22-04, 07:10
I am staying at the Anou. Last night I went to the disco. They asked if I wanted company and brought over Noi.

She is 19 and a real cutie. We agreed on 1000 baht and she came to my room.She has a great personalityand incredible nipples.

We made out like crazy, followed by daty,bbbj and some serious boom boom.

It was clear she had taken it up the ass before so I stuck my finger up there and she loved it.

She could not get enough of my dick and played with it almost all night.

In the morning she got me going again and I had a finger up her ass and one in her pussy.Then I started to butt fuck her, but it was too painful for her since I am a little bigger than most.

Before she left I gave her 100000 kip extra and a nice thong. She was really happy. I might see her tonight.

Overall she was way better than any Thai,Cambo or even Viet girl I have had p4p with.

She has a good body, a great attitude and didn't treat me like an atm.
I find the Laos girls beautiful and they have a great attitude.

Member #2271
09-04-04, 01:50
It has been a while since I've been to Vientiane but I distinctly had the impression that hotels didn't mind you taking their girls but didn't want you bringing in other girls.

Also, there are a few brothels around but they are few, far between and tough to find.

Travel Guy II
09-17-04, 14:39
Going to Laos for first time next week. Would appreciate a quick summary of key do's, don'ts, where to go and prices for fun with the ladies. I will be staying in Vientiane for couple of days then hitting Luang Prabang for a couple more. Also, I welcome any hotel recommendations. If anyone will be in Vientiane or Luang Prabang starting weekend of 25 September and wants to grab a beer, let me know.

Thanks!

Chitrapa
10-07-04, 13:46
I visited Laos in July on business and twiced linked up with NOI. She's 28 years old and works the streets near the temples downtown.

She's roughly 4'8", 95 pounds w/ small breasts and a rather
large butt. Because I was staying in a government-run luxury hotel, I didn't want to take the chance of bringing her back to my room. Thus, we spent the night @ two different $10 a night motels. Each night cost me $30s and she worked very hard for her money. She was very active in the sac, and moved from one position to the other with ease.

If you link up with her, please tell her a traveling American friend
said hello. Also, she's a nice girl, so please play nice. The more friendly you are with her, the more you'll be rewarded back in the room.

The Lizard
10-10-04, 07:48
Chitrapa,

Why would I be nice and friendly with a 28 year old, 95 pound weighing wilderbeast with a fat ass? Is this what men are looking for when they come to Asia? You better go the USA next time.

Coma Boy
10-22-04, 14:40
Will someone who knows Vientiane well please tell me:

Which is the best and nicest girl-friendly hotel? The price is not important.

I've stayed in a couple of nice-ish hotels on previous visits, but they were both extremely strict about bringing in guests. Subsequently, I ended up going with girls to shitty hotels and crappy guesthouses, and returning to my nice hotel each morning. I didn't sleep in my own bed once.

I appreciate the laws are relatively strict in Laos but surely there is one good hotel that is girl-friendly.

I would also like the same question answered for Luang Prabang.

Tookay
10-26-04, 05:52
I have stayed at both the Taipan and the Lao Plaza and neither was a possibility. I even got to know the doorman at the Taipan a bit and joked around about the possibility of bringing a date back home, along with a little "present" for him in the form of greenbacks, and he told me "sorry sir, not possible, company and government rules" From what I can suss, the only option is the dodgy short-time places that seem to have some kind of "arrangement" with the local constabulary. I reckon the idea is to keep things out of the public eye.

Batman
12-24-04, 20:25
Anyone going to be around mid part of January. I will be in town for a couple of day and would like the see the sites. PM me or answwer here.
Thanks in advance for anyones help

GoodEnough
03-06-05, 03:11
I've been there three or four times, and I have never been laid in that country. It always appeared to me to be too much of a hassle, and like others, I was wary of short time hotels where I did not know any of the people. It's so much easier just to cross the bridge to Thailand and not to have to worry about anything.

GE

ewald35
03-06-05, 09:15
Been there some time ago (2002), stayed in the Novotel and had no problems to bring a lady to my room.

While talking to a doorman he asked me if i haven't met any nice lady, since he sees me coming back alone after a night out.

I tell him; sure, but i know i can't bring them into the hotel, law and all that.

He starts laughing and says no problem in this hotel, and he was correct as I found out later.

Met many ladies in the Jazz (or Chess) cafe and the "disco" near Novotel, i think called Future.

Only problem in the hotel were the French tourists in the room next door complaining about loud activities in the night :-)

Small Buterfly
04-02-05, 21:56
In vientiane Anou hotel had his own disco ; I saw about 12 girls with few frangs around 9pm so I decided to walk around the city; I saw only 2 or 3 SW in the dark. On 2 occasions men proposed me ladies but I don't pay for middle men. When I came back around midnight all was over, but I saw one of the girls using the internal lift from disco to the rooms. The receptionist confirmed me it would have been no problem to take one of their girls.

In Luang prabang, I saw nothing but some couples of farang girls in bars. A taxi driver spoke me about a disco outside the city, it seemed me complicated, and i'm not sure they are used to see mongers.

No regret, but when I went back to Udon thani, I found thais more smiling.

Laothai
05-08-05, 16:16
I have been in Vientiane Laos probably 10 to 15 times in the last 5 years. I have a home there now that I rent, and I usually stay there for most of the winter because I hate cold weather. I always fly from the US to Bangkok by whatever is the cheapest airline at the time. I use a Thai travel agency in the DC area and she always gets me a good flight at a decent price. Most of the time it's on Northwest, but sometimes on Korean. Thai airlines from the east coast is almost always too high.

You can make a choice of travel arrangements from Bangkok on to Laos by air. I usually want to spend a few days in Bangkok getting over my jetlag so I almost always fly only to Bangkok and then take either the train or bus service from Bangkok to Nong Khai Thailand and then cross the friendship bridge.

The overnight train from bangkok to Nong Khai if you get a sleeper is a lot of fun. You get a place to sleep and when you wake up you're in Nong Khai all for about 500 to 700 baht. The deluxe bus service is about the same.

There are all kinds of travel agencies right before the bridge that will help you get the visa into Laos, but I always just go through immigration and get my own visa on the Lao side. It takes about 20 minutes to get a 15 day visa for a US citizen. Then once through immigration you can take a taxi or a larger tuk-tuk type three wheeler from the bridge to downtown Vientiane.

There are a number of guest houses and hotels in Vientiane all reasonably priced. I recommend the Bouchadakham Hotel for those on a smaller budget. It is a decent safe clean hotel but it's a five minute trip by tuk-tuk from the Mekong river and most of the farang friendly places. The owner of the hotel is a very nice guy who will help you with anything you need and his staff almost always has someone who speaks a little English and they are eager to help you as well. I stayed there many times in my first few years in Laos. The going rate last time I was there was about 550 baht with a 10% discount, but that's very negotiable up to a bigger discount.

There are a number of more expensive and also cheaper places to stay.
As long as you use common sense in your travels around Vientiane you won't have any worry about safety. The Lao people are very friendly, crime is mostly petty theft. The Lao Plaza hotel is one of the nicer older hotels in the downtown area near the old fountain area. There are numerous farang friendly restaurants like Krap Jai Dur(sp?), the L'OPera pizza restaurant, but my favorite is the LE COTE D'AZUR right on the main street along the river.

There is always a lot of entertainment in the evening. The area near the old Novotel, the nightclub FUTURE is always a hot spot. You can almost always find a girl to keep you company there. I will not say much about the availability of girls for sex here because I live in laos and it's illegal for a farang to have sex with a Lao girl. If you're caught it can cost you a lot of money and psossibly even some time in jail. But don't let that scare you away from the country, it's a beautfiul and friendly place to see.

I usually go down to the Mekong river in the evening just north of the new Novotel hotel complex and sit at one of the riverside restaurants. If you can handle a few thousand mosquitos it's a beautiful place to have a beverage of your choice and watch the sun set over the river and Thailand on the other side. The Lao people do not realize how lucky they are. the weather in Vientiane is about 80-90 during the day about 75% of the year. I can watch that sunset about 300 days per year and as the sun goes down it cools off quickly so it's almost always pleasant by the river. The humidity is low, the prices are reasonable, and the food is usually very good there.

If you haven't experienced Vientiane Laos you owe it to yourself to do so.

Now here is my only comment about sex in Vientiane. Girls are not hard to find for anywhere from ha loi baht ( Lao for 500 baht) in the suburbs to the downtown farong friendly areas where they will cost from 1,000 to 4,000 baht. Usually about 1,000 ST and maybe 2,000 LT. Many of the girls at the Lane Xiang snackbar are beautiful singers, very skilled dancers, and from what I've been told very skilled at pleasing their date later. But you will pay a premium for one of these beautiful and skilled ladies, and not all are available for dates. Be safe and careful and most important don't get caught doing anything illegal. A Lao jail from what I've been told is not a pleasant place to spend your vacation!

There is a new website on the net:

http://www.laohub.com/

You can get about any kind of information you need from the folks on there. Give it a try! Many of the people who post there actually live there.

Dezzy Haynes
09-22-05, 18:17
Will someone who knows Vientiane well please tell me:

Which is the best and nicest girl-friendly hotel? The price is not important.

I've stayed in a couple of nice-ish hotels on previous visits, but they were both extremely strict about bringing in guests. Subsequently, I ended up going with girls to shitty hotels and crappy guesthouses, and returning to my nice hotel each morning. I didn't sleep in my own bed once.

I appreciate the laws are relatively strict in Laos but surely there is one good hotel that is girl-friendly.

I would also like the same question answered for Luang Prabang.Were these questions ever answered? Curious about the results myself?

The Novotel seems friendly from a subsequent post, but then again that happened three years ago. Any info?

Sean_Double
10-08-05, 17:25
I couldn't say whether the Novotel is the best hotel in Vientiane, but its very nice;great pool,good restaurant,very pleasant place. I've stayed there nine or ten times over the last few years. Its always been girl friendly
The only drawback I can think of is that it seems to attract a large number of French package tourists who tend to gawk and gibber as they pass you in the hall.
Cheers,
Sean

Niouts
10-28-05, 07:36
Hello,

I am in Vientiane and I'm looking for a brothel or a massage parlor, even in the suburbs, I need some discretion. If any of you have info.

Thanks

Nomadic
11-19-05, 06:51
Hi

I keep hearing/reading that its 'illegal' for farangs to have sex with locals, yet I also hear that its so easy to get laid as girls come to you in the streets.

Dunno what to think, and would like to avoid being frustrated at night, watching TV in my Vientiane hotel room... of even worst, playing hide and seek in a Lao jail....

Any comments?

cheers
-f

hercules
11-19-05, 23:26
Try going to the Hotel Anou disco in the evening. You can certainly meet a young Lao girl there who will ride you all night. Or try around the fountain just before curfew.

Retired Army
11-24-05, 14:42
Just returned from Vientiane and had a great time. However, it is not Bangkok. It's Thailand 30 years ago. Stayed at the Novotel which is kind of far from the center of town. You can walk it; but, it's a hike. Have to take motorcycle "tuk-tuks" and that's a rip. Seems like they have all gotten together and formed a cartel to charge the tourists as much as possible. Four dollars for a five minute ride, unbelievable! Hell, a pitcher of beer is only $1.20, and lunch less than two. Rented a motorcycle for an entire day for $5.00.

The Novotel has it's own disco in the rear. Checked it out (free if you stay at the hotel) and there were certainly some play for pay girls there. Apparently no problem taking them back to your room. However, be aware; the walls are thin.

There are some really nice guest houses on the river across from the Novotel. Just go out the front of the Novotel and walk about 200 meters to the river and there they are.

Our rally point was an open air restaurant and bar right next to the circle in the center of town. After about 19:00 there were some real lookers sitting by themselves and smiling at all the unaccompanied men. Too bad I had my Thai GF along or I would have much more to report.

Also, the reports of French tour groups at the Novotel is not exagerated. Nothing like walking a lady to your room and having a bunch of blue haired old bitties looking down their nose at you and talking under their breath. They did this even to my girlfriend in the middle of the day. I wanted to tell them to mind their own business and eat some smelly cheese.

Lee66
12-25-05, 06:27
Can you find girls in Vientiane in daytime for shortime and or long time? I am in udon thani now. I found a day time brothel area ,( open 24hrs.) if you go out of karin hotel, turn right go up some 300 m, cross the st. there is a science med supply house on or near corner, the street near that has some 15 brothels with about 50 girls all together st is 200bht if you walk there, 400bht with tuk-tuk. girls about 20- 22yr old. The nite time area opens at 19:00, go out of Karin hotel turn left about 2 blocks you will see a bridal shop, turn left, on soi 2, and soi 3 there are a few brothels with some 100 girls all together st. is 300 if you walk alone. 2000bht long time. soi 7 has same situation but is 500bht. short time.

Lee66
12-28-05, 16:49
I have been here two days, found limited daytime action from tut-tut, 1500bht st. girl was nice, didn't know about condoms, but knew about hiv. I saw a few streetwalkers in a side street near fountain in evening (500bht st)some look like just came from bangkok. (make up, high heals.) seems like there has been a crackdown. as I see very little action compared to reports here. there is definetly action at the discos in back of novotel after 21:00. I don't think there is a curfew, saw people out after midnight.

Niouts
01-17-06, 18:07
Of course there is no curfew in Laos!

Niouts

Azn Playa
04-21-06, 12:06
Hi

I keep hearing/reading that its 'illegal' for farangs to have sex with locals, yet I also hear that its so easy to get laid as girls come to you in the streets.

Dunno what to think, and would like to avoid being frustrated at night, watching TV in my Vientiane hotel room... of even worst, playing hide and seek in a Lao jail....

Any comments?It is technically illegal to have sex with Lao national in Laos, but you would have to be extremely unlucky to get busted for it.

Just be aware that the law exists and go out and have fun, without being to overt about what you are doing. Hotels are much safer places than guest houses, as someone outside could inform the cops then you are going to have to buy your way out of trouble (like everything else in Laos when you cross a cop).

And stay away from the really young girls, you can get busted for that in the same way as in any Asian country, regardless of the other laws.

Mak Daddy
07-10-06, 03:04
I have a week off in August. I was thinking of going to Laos. I live in Osaka. I would like to go wherever my money goes the farthest. I went to Viet Nam earlier this year, and that was a good time. I heard Cambodia is even less expensive, but the HIV rate in Cambodia is higher than the Sudan! Oy, I'll take a miss on that. Does anyone have any suggestions?


I recommend the Bouchadakham Hotel for those on a smaller budget. It is a decent safe clean hotel but it's a five minute trip by tuk-tuk from the Mekong river and most of the farang friendly places. The owner of the hotel is a very nice guy who will help you with anything you need and his staff almost always has someone who speaks a little English and they are eager to help you as well. I stayed there many times in my first few years in Laos. The going rate last time I was there was about 550 baht with a 10% discount, but that's very negotiable up to a bigger discount.

There are a number of more expensive and also cheaper places to stay.
As long as you use common sense in your travels around Vientiane you won't have any worry about safety. The Lao people are very friendly, crime is mostly petty theft. The Lao Plaza hotel is one of the nicer older hotels in the downtown area near the old fountain area. There are numerous farang friendly restaurants like Krap Jai Dur(sp?), the L'OPera pizza restaurant, but my favorite is the LE COTE D'AZUR right on the main street along the river.

There is always a lot of entertainment in the evening. The area near the old Novotel, the nightclub FUTURE is always a hot spot. You can almost always find a girl to keep you company there. I will not say much about the availability of girls for sex here because I live in laos and it's illegal for a farang to have sex with a Lao girl. If you're caught it can cost you a lot of money and psossibly even some time in jail. But don't let that scare you away from the country, it's a beautfiul and friendly place to see.

I usually go down to the Mekong river in the evening just north of the new Novotel hotel complex and sit at one of the riverside restaurants. If you can handle a few thousand mosquitos it's a beautiful place to have a beverage of your choice and watch the sun set over the river and Thailand on the other side. The Lao people do not realize how lucky they are. the weather in Vientiane is about 80-90 during the day about 75% of the year. I can watch that sunset about 300 days per year and as the sun goes down it cools off quickly so it's almost always pleasant by the river. The humidity is low, the prices are reasonable, and the food is usually very good there.

If you haven't experienced Vientiane Laos you owe it to yourself to do so.

Now here is my only comment about sex in Vientiane. Girls are not hard to find for anywhere from ha loi baht ( Lao for 500 baht) in the suburbs to the downtown farong friendly areas where they will cost from 1,000 to 4,000 baht. Usually about 1,000 ST and maybe 2,000 LT. Many of the girls at the Lane Xiang snackbar are beautiful singers, very skilled dancers, and from what I've been told very skilled at pleasing their date later. But you will pay a premium for one of these beautiful and skilled ladies, and not all are available for dates. Be safe and careful and most important don't get caught doing anything illegal. A Lao jail from what I've been told is not a pleasant place to spend your vacation!

There is a new website on the net:

http://www.laohub.com/

You can get about any kind of information you need from the folks on there. Give it a try! Many of the people who post there actually live there.

Pierre Le Ski
12-17-06, 11:50
Found a great rooftop bar on th ewest side of the river front, Don't remember the name but the stairs to it are lit by yellow lights. Great place for sunsets, meeting people and P4P

Macman
03-12-07, 18:31
Headed over to Vietnam for a month, will likely do a side trip to Laos, any update, heard that thing are somewhat looking up for pfp. Any rec on a place to stay in Vientiane, mid range or higher, gf; a guide? Anyone there during the next 30 days? cheers


I have been in Vientiane Laos probably 10 to 15 times in the last 5 years. I have a home there now that I rent, and I usually stay there for most of the winter because I hate cold weather. I always fly from the US to Bangkok by whatever is the cheapest airline at the time. I use a Thai travel agency in the DC area and she always gets me a good flight at a decent price. Most of the time it's on Northwest, but sometimes on Korean. Thai airlines from the east coast is almost always too high.

You can make a choice of travel arrangements from Bangkok on to Laos by air. I usually want to spend a few days in Bangkok getting over my jetlag so I almost always fly only to Bangkok and then take either the train or bus service from Bangkok to Nong Khai Thailand and then cross the friendship bridge.

The overnight train from bangkok to Nong Khai if you get a sleeper is a lot of fun. You get a place to sleep and when you wake up you're in Nong Khai all for about 500 to 700 baht. The deluxe bus service is about the same.

There are all kinds of travel agencies right before the bridge that will help you get the visa into Laos, but I always just go through immigration and get my own visa on the Lao side. It takes about 20 minutes to get a 15 day visa for a US citizen. Then once through immigration you can take a taxi or a larger tuk-tuk type three wheeler from the bridge to downtown Vientiane.

There are a number of guest houses and hotels in Vientiane all reasonably priced. I recommend the Bouchadakham Hotel for those on a smaller budget. It is a decent safe clean hotel but it's a five minute trip by tuk-tuk from the Mekong river and most of the farang friendly places. The owner of the hotel is a very nice guy who will help you with anything you need and his staff almost always has someone who speaks a little English and they are eager to help you as well. I stayed there many times in my first few years in Laos. The going rate last time I was there was about 550 baht with a 10% discount, but that's very negotiable up to a bigger discount.

There are a number of more expensive and also cheaper places to stay.
As long as you use common sense in your travels around Vientiane you won't have any worry about safety. The Lao people are very friendly, crime is mostly petty theft. The Lao Plaza hotel is one of the nicer older hotels in the downtown area near the old fountain area. There are numerous farang friendly restaurants like Krap Jai Dur(sp?), the L'OPera pizza restaurant, but my favorite is the LE COTE D'AZUR right on the main street along the river.

There is always a lot of entertainment in the evening. The area near the old Novotel, the nightclub FUTURE is always a hot spot. You can almost always find a girl to keep you company there. I will not say much about the availability of girls for sex here because I live in laos and it's illegal for a farang to have sex with a Lao girl. If you're caught it can cost you a lot of money and psossibly even some time in jail. But don't let that scare you away from the country, it's a beautfiul and friendly place to see.

I usually go down to the Mekong river in the evening just north of the new Novotel hotel complex and sit at one of the riverside restaurants. If you can handle a few thousand mosquitos it's a beautiful place to have a beverage of your choice and watch the sun set over the river and Thailand on the other side. The Lao people do not realize how lucky they are. the weather in Vientiane is about 80-90 during the day about 75% of the year. I can watch that sunset about 300 days per year and as the sun goes down it cools off quickly so it's almost always pleasant by the river. The humidity is low, the prices are reasonable, and the food is usually very good there.

If you haven't experienced Vientiane Laos you owe it to yourself to do so.

Now here is my only comment about sex in Vientiane. Girls are not hard to find for anywhere from ha loi baht ( Lao for 500 baht) in the suburbs to the downtown farong friendly areas where they will cost from 1,000 to 4,000 baht. Usually about 1,000 ST and maybe 2,000 LT. Many of the girls at the Lane Xiang snackbar are beautiful singers, very skilled dancers, and from what I've been told very skilled at pleasing their date later. But you will pay a premium for one of these beautiful and skilled ladies, and not all are available for dates. Be safe and careful and most important don't get caught doing anything illegal. A Lao jail from what I've been told is not a pleasant place to spend your vacation!

There is a new website on the net:

http://www.laohub.com/

You can get about any kind of information you need from the folks on there. Give it a try! Many of the people who post there actually live there.

Samgan2
03-13-07, 05:30
Headed over to Vietnam for a month, will likely do a side trip to Laos, any update, heard that thing are somewhat looking up for pfp. Any rec on a place to stay in Vientiane, mid range or higher, gf; a guide? Anyone there during the next 30 days? cheersTry Anou Hotel and tell the manager, Charlie, that you are being introduced from James of Singapore. There is a cabaret within the hotel.

Macman
03-14-07, 17:28
Thanks for the info, any clubs you liked in the vac besided the one in the hotel; my friends tell me that hotel is in china town.


Try Anou Hotel and tell the manager, Charlie, that you are being introduced from James of Singapore. There is a cabaret within the hotel.

Vidda
03-21-07, 19:42
I will be in Vientianne on April 6 to 10. My third visit. I know the ropes.

Regards Vidda. I tried to PM you but you are not accepting PM. This is the only way to contact you.

LukeSkyWanker
04-21-07, 12:26
Does anybody know of decent transport direct to Pattaya ? I am going to book into the Novotel Vietiane for 69 us$ per night unless somebody recommends better.

Cheers.


Just in case somebody says rtff I have gone back along way!

Blunderer
04-21-07, 13:46
Does anybody know of decent transport direct to Pattaya ? I am going to book into the Novotel Vietiane for 69 us$ per night unless somebody recommends better.

LSW,

You don't mention budget, but as far as I know there isn't, you'd need to go via Bangkok.

Low budget option is to take a bus direct from V to Khao San road. I am not sure exactly where in V the bus goes from (haven't been there for a while) but it is a looooooong ride - > 12 hours. From Khao San you'd either jump on one of the gazillion mini buses that run to Pattaya, or, make your way to Ekkamai and take the bus from there. By the time you factor in the travel cost to Ekkamai as well as the hassle factor, the mini bus option is probably the better one. You'll be feeling a bit bloody average on arrival though!

For a healthier budget, fly to BKK, taxi... total transit time should be less than 5 hours and a hell of a lot more comfortable! I just had a quick look though and AirAsia/Nok don't seem to go up there which is a bit of a pisser - I thought AA did.

For flights, I found this.. no idea if it is still accurate (last updated 5 years ago):

http://www.asia-discovery.com/Laos/flights.htm

Hmm... also found this http://www.12flight.com/index.cfm?menuid=56 which suggests that the price is about $100 for a 1 way.

I am stuck halfway round the world at the moment - it helps me live vicariously doing a little research.

Eric Thai Addict
04-21-07, 22:43
Does anybody know of decent transport direct to Pattaya ? I am going to book into the Novotel Vietiane for 69 us$ per night unless somebody recommends better.

Cheers.

Just in case somebody says rtff I have gone back along way!Best option is to travel to the border by taxi. From there take the minibus service to Udon Thani Airport (1 hour). Nok Air to BKK leaves around 3 pm and take the bus from the airport straight to Pattaya. Total damage will be no more than 2000 baht.

LukeSkyWanker
04-22-07, 10:22
I have booked Air Asia from Udon Thani to Bangkok (Suvarnabhumi) leaving at 17:40 cost 1100thb Thai airways also fly Udon to BKK but into old Don Muang as I am heading for Pattaya the new airport is closer of course.

Still undecided about Vientiane hotel seen some bad reports about Novotel, I don't have a budget and I don't mind paying whatever it costs but I hate being ripped off or paying over the odds. Thanks again guys for the help and may the force be with you.

Opebo
06-05-07, 20:10
How many of you mongers have shared my fate? I shared it once before and swore 'never again', and then went to Lao on a Friday. I forgot that this traps one until Monday waiting for the Thai Satan-toot (embassy) to finish stamping one's passport with some sort of visa having a longer duration than 30 days.

So, stuck in this incredibly boring country for three days, I settled in. Food and rooms are very expensive there, and the local taxis are among the worst for overpricing. The place shuts down at around 11:00 PM to Midnight - every restaurant closes by about 10:30, and every bar or internet shop by midnight. Why? One can only assume police control. For those of us used to arising with the dusk, the place is pretty unnattural. There isn't a single 7-11! It is very difficult to even buy a Sprite at midnight in this benighted land.

I rented a motorbike and drove around, but there was very little to see. There are a few streetwalkers lurking in the downtown area, and a few of them are real women. I approached two one night sitting in the dark. One was about 30, looked ok, and was thin, and the other was about 19 and very cute. The prices quoted for short-time were 1,000 for the better one and 500 for the other. I opted for the money-saver. She brought me to a short time hotel far from downtown, near the Novotel, which charged $5 US for a crappy room. The sex was OK though - the miserable BBBJ one gets anywhere upcountry, but the BBFS was excellent. Like many older girls she was more enthusiastic, jumping on top and really grinding. Creampie finish.

After this I noticed that this area near the Novotel had some red-light characteristics. There was some sort of nightclub open very late by Lao standards (I think about one AM!). In the midst of the useless clubgoers I did notice a few hookers about - a few of them called out to me while sitting on their motorbikes. I inquired as to price, and was told 1,000, so I said no thanks. Cute girls though.

I cannot recommend Lao for any purpose other than getting a visa. The embassy there still seems fairly loose - I saw many Africans and Indians around managing to get visas, and Thais abhorr them even more than they dislike a farang. The country itself is extremely boring and the girls available, while often very cute, are quite expensive at 1,000 baht for a short time. The ones available for 500 are not very attractive.

Lastly the place is infested with backpackers. Please, brother mongers, avoid these disgusting people. I saw many of these backpacker broads hanging out with Lao men - in what capacity I don't know, but it seemed as 'boyfriends'. On the bright side the number of these types was very low compared to previous visits - it is true that low season is even lower than usual this year throughout Thailand and its dependencies.

Garni
07-11-07, 18:14
I was in Vientiane for one week. The perfekt place! I recomment to stay in the ANOU HOTEL. The price is 22 US without breakfast. In the Hotel is a Cabaret, 25 girls go up for ST or LT. Prices from 1000 to 2000 Baht. The better choice are the disco in the DON CHAN HOTEL. The disco open 22:30 and close 02:00. Lots of girls between 18 to 25. Here you find one!! I am 49 yrs, I get 2 for free. In September I go again to Laos.
Matthias

Saint Jack
07-12-07, 06:17
The better choice are the disco in the DON CHAN HOTEL. The disco open 22:30 and close 02:00. Lots of girls between 18 to 25. Here you find one!! I am 49 yrs, I get 2 for free. In September I go again to Laos.

MatthiasDo you have more information on this Don Chan Hotel ?

What mix of girls are there at disco of this Don Chan Hotel? Are they all Lao or having Viets as well?

Are they all freelancers not WGs there?

SJ

Gentlewvi
07-26-07, 11:30
Spent some time in Vientiane getting my Thai visa renewed and can confirm that this is the worst mongering destination in SE asia. Thailand, Cambodia and even Vietnam are far better. The food was good and never made me sick which was a big plus. Prices for everything was a little higher than same thing in LOS, most everything is imported from there anyway. You are taking a bit of a chance if you take a girl to your room though the law is not enforced in Vientiane as much as it is elsewhere. I heard 4 or 5 thousand usd will buy your way out of jail if you are arrested as long as the girl isn't real young. Girls in LOS better looking too IMHO anyway.

Saint Jack
07-26-07, 22:39
I was in Vientianne for a night last Saturday, fly from Bangkok to Udon then continued by an international bus service from Udon to Vientianne. This bus services now run 6 times a day from 08:00 to 18:00 last departure.

A gut I met the other time recommended a rather new hotel so I gave it a try booking a few days in advance, it is called "Sengphachan hotel" which means moonlight hotel. The location is 5 minutes walk from the bus terminal or 2 minuted from the morning market on the large LanXang avenue. Room rate is 17 USD or 600 Baht including breakfast. Room here is very clean and have 40+ channels TV with hot water shower; I was later told by the girl I took that here is much better than Anou hotel which is quite run down. But if you asked the girls at Anou Cabaret, they were taught by the owner to tell clients that room at Anou hotel is good as it is owned by same owner. Breakfast is not bad here, buffet style with toast, sausage, ham, fruit, coffee, tea and various Vietnamese dishes including some spring rolls, rice porridge, etc.

As the night falls, I ventured out trying to find Viengratry Mai which was mentioned to be one of the most popular dancing club in Vientianne. It supposed to be on the opposite side of this hotel but I could not find it. Later on I was told that is has been closed for sometime. So, I head for Anou Cabaret as it was recommended by fellow ISG members to be where there are girls for sure.

No entrance fee here at the club, it was quite crowded when I arrived around 10:45. There are sofas with tables surrounding the dance floor where there is the stage with live music band playing a lot of late 70s & 80s songs. I took a seat and ordered soft drink while looking around. There are several nice body girls there but most of them seemed to be occupied by other customers already; so the first lesson is to come here earlier if you wish to have better selection.

After awhile, mamasan came and asked if I like to have beautiful lady companion; of course! She brought a girl with good body shape but ordinary face girl, her name is Ting, 20 yearsold from outskirt of Vientianne. Ordered for a her a drink but she was not very talkative. She said she just came to work for a couple of weeks to try and see if she can do well in this business.

While sitting and sipping the drink, girls took turn to dance on the floor from time to time. There were some interesting ones which match my taste but I was with this Ting and I did not want to make her feel bad so I did only look. But those girls (4-5) seem to be with only one guy so I asked Ting out of curiosity how come this guy is taking up so many girls. The answer surprised me that te guy is a katoey thus not real man while those girls with him are freelancers coming from outside and not working at this cabaret. They came here to have a few drinks and to show themselves on the dance floor trying to solicite for some customer. But by the time I learnt about this, they were just leaving, if my question to her was 5 minutes earlier I could have called one of those I was interesting. So, the second lesson is ask and act fast if you find something interesting; no hesitation!

By 11:30 the band said goodbye to customers ad stopped playing music while the lights are on. I asked Ting how much to go back with me;and was quoted 1,000 Baht ST and 2,000 Baht LT. I told her that this price is more expensive than many places in Thailand, so she asked me back whether I like ST or LT and how much am I willing to pay. I said I prefer LT and she said she too prefer LT because it will be difficult to find transportation middle of the night in this quiet & sleepy town of Vientianne, so she reduced the price to 1,500 Baht and so we go. Tuk-tuk service for the relatively short ride back to hotel cost 30,000 Kip but what can I do as there was no other choice.

Back at the hotel, no question asked by hotel clerks on nightshift and we both took turn to take shower. Ting is a quiet girl so I was a bit concerned if she would be similarly inactive in bed, but later on I found that was not the case. Carelessing and trying to kiss her but she refused to open up the mouth, so I spoke to her that I like to let her have good feeling and share the enjoyment rahter than just pumping into her that's why we careless and kiss kiss to make her wet and she started to be in the mood and slowly we do French kissing which really turned both of us on. No BJ was given but we both enjoyed the session and climaxed at the same time. One of the best encounter this year for me.

In the morning, repeat of another session but lasted longer and then we both collapsed having spent most energy. After lying on bed for while then she showered and dress up to leave. Gave her 1,500 Baht plus 100 for taxi and she expressed gratitude for kindness giving her extra. What a good attitude! She said that some of her friend's clients refused to pay the agreed amount but finding some reason to pay less and she is always worried that it may happen to her sometime as well. I told her that it's not nice doing so as it's clearly cheating someone who has little negotiating power at that point.

Ting went downstair and I waited awhile before going down for my breakfast to make up the energy lost in the last 10 hours or so. My first experience in Vientianne went better than initial expectation and I enjoyed the breakfast with good mood to begin a new morning.

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Tiger 888
07-27-07, 06:06
...Please, brother mongers, avoid these disgusting people...
to me disgusting is only the subject looking at them

Russell Crowe
08-25-07, 12:14
I feel compelled to relate my experience of last night in Vientiane.

I will preface it by saying that I came to Vientiane with the knowledge that it is an unwritten law that it is illegal to sleep with local women as a foreigner and that you can be arrested and jailed and or fined $5000. This, along with some discussions with locals about how the government will randomly jail people and interrogate them without cause had me a little jumpy to say the least. However, I just came from Bangkok and will be here for three weeks and have grown accustomed to having sex on a regular basis, so what the hell.

I asked a few locals that I am working with to take me out. This was probably a good decision since if I were out on the town by myself I would have been pretty clueless. After a few beers at a place along the Mekong river they took me to a club across from the Novotel. If you are heading down Luang Phabang road toward the Novotel, this place is on your left in building with neon lights in the lower right of the building. There is a gate and parking area in front. It may be called Romeo's (the local mentioned this name, but I am not sure he was talking about this place). When we walked in at around 8PM, we entered into a big deserted room that was the nightclub.

At this point, if I were alone I would have just left. But, the locals I was with said follow us to the VIP karaoke rooms in back. Before you enter the nightclub take a left down a hallway to the back. On the way one of my friends opened a door and inside there were literally 50 plus women sitting there all dressed up and ready for action. He said you could make a choice at this point or wait until we went upstairs to the karaoke rooms. I opted to wait. Once upstairs we entered a free room and a mamasan started to parade in about twenty girls. My friends gave me first pick and I looked them over and took a tall one with a killer body. They were all pretty cute, but all had pretty sour looks on their faces. My friends both deferred and had the mamasan bring in a whole new group of 20 girls. They chose two from that group and I started to wonder how many more times we could have had the mamasan bring in another 20.

Now, once we had chosen girls, we ordered a bottle of whiskey and actually started singing karaoke. I am not a big fan of karaoke, but I was enjoying having a real hot woman to cuddle with on the couch. I was kind of skeptical that my friends were going to take the women they chose since they are both married and in the end they didn't. They did broker the deal with my girl for 2000 baht for long time. It was nice to have my friends along, since there are no taxis in this town, only tuk tuks. The girl actually offered to take me back to my hotel on her motorbike. At this point I was still scared about getting the girl into my hotel. I am staying at the Lao Plaza which is a more upscale type place. Once we got back my friend came in with me which helped because they seemed to get a bit anxious at the front desk. It turned out they just wanted 30 dollars extra to have another person in the room. I was still nervous about the police, but my friend assured me that they would not be knocking on my door. The girl turned out to be pretty good in the sack and has a real killer body, I may repeat since I got her number. It probably makes sense, since I don't know if I could negotiate the whole process again without some help, especially with transportation.

My personal assessment of mongering in Laos is that it is a little complicated and a bit scary due to the government situation. I may just be paranoid, but that still doesn't mean they aren't out to get me.

Opebo
09-03-07, 13:57
On a recent visit to Vientiane I did not attempt to monger due to a tight budget, a spent sperm reserve (I had just been in Udon), and a general dislike of Laos, but I did find something useful: Unlike in Thailand, generic azithromycin is sold!

I paid 80 baht per pack of ten 250 mg tabs, compared to 564 baht for a pack of 5 250 mg Zithromax. It is actually quite difficult to track down a pharmacy in Vientiane, and only the bigger, better ones will have azithromycin, but the deal is well worth it. Stock up mongers.

Bowerboy
09-16-07, 09:34
Opebo,

Thanks for the regular Udon updates. Laos is a great place but it is more expensive than rural Thailand.

There are many good mongering spots in Vientiane but a fool proof option is the disco at the Don Chian Palace, it gets busy after 11. 30pm. I had an absolute stunner from there last night. She was 18 years old and tiny at 32KGS! Yes, 32 kilo's! Fantastic, at 1, 000 baht for short time that is about 30 baht a kilo. She was a pretty good performer too. The disco was full of very attractive girls actually, mostly in the 18 to 21 range and all seemingly available.

I have been many times to the disco/karaoke place referred to earlier in this thread and I have been telling my freinds about this place for a while now. It's amazing a real site to behold, you walk into the back room of the otherwise deserted club and lo and behold there are about 70 beautiful Laos girls there and all very fresh looking. One of my fondest memories is of standing at the doorway trying to select a girl and they are all looking around nervously and as I wiggled my pinky finger to the mamasan to indicate that I only have a small penis, the whole roomfull of girls burst into fits of laughter (they still have a certain innocence up there).

Actaully there are a number of disco/karaoke bars like this but the one noted before is the best one for quantity and selection. Price is 1, 000 THB for short time and I think a couple of hundred baht for the bar fine (actually it is the cost of having the girl sit with you for a drink).

Saint Jack
10-02-07, 18:41
impressed with experience from previous trip to laos, despite of many complaints from fellow mongers about not being a good place for mongering; i have different view so i went back for more excursion in vientiane over the weekend.

arriving from udon and check into my hotel, i wander out to fill my stomach around the fountain circle. several western restaurants there and i picked one with moderate customers dininig - namphu bar & restaurant (?) for set course meal for 80,000 kip plus 15,000 kip for beer total cost of around 10 usd. not bad at all and it refilled me with energy for the night.

at corner of the popular kobjai der restaurant, there is cue of tuk-tuks waiting for customers.
i took one and asked to take me to don chan hotel as sugested by other mongers in isg to give it a try; after negotiation the ride cost is 15,000 kip.

arriving at don chan around 10 pm and it was quiet as hell, no customer, only some tuk-tuks parking and virtually no customers at all.
tuk-tuk driver said it's too early, you have to come after other clubs in town close around 12:00 or so. i am not going to wait for that long so asked the driver what he has to recommend.

"sir, you want club with lady?"

"yeah, where?"

"2 types, one where girls come to look for customer like futures near novotel; and the other one is where you go look for girl at laongdao hotel"

the latter one is said to be popular among thais and it's my first time hearing about this place and got me interested.
so, i asked him to take me there for a look.

the laongdao (read : la-ong-dao) hotel meaning stardust is somewhere northeast of don chan if my sense of direction is not wrong. it's a small low rise hotel look like shophouse from outside and once you get behind the building it's a parking lot with several other buildings (bungalows too) surrounding the parking area.

the driver talked to one of the guy there who seemed to be the agent for girls and each has his own group of girls under control.
i was told to wait while girls come. during the waiting, a group of guys (not sure thai or lao) arriaved and they spoke to other middleman and the girls start to come one by one.
but the middleman my driver spoke to came quite late and he brough only one girl to show me; but it was among the best of all.
she's 18 yearsold student with very pretty face and good bodyline, i was asked if i am satisfied with this girl and i said yes!

then it comes to the price issue; i asked for the price and was told that this girl is young, cute and thus expensive. so, i asked again how much and was quoted 2,000 baht st, 4,000 baht lt! what the hell, brother you are joking? i told them that i used to pay only 1,500 baht lt and so they argued that those are for older lady and blah blah blah all the reasons they can find.
i tried to bargain but realized that the driver must be taking a cut as i heard something like "ha-roi to someone" during their conversation, so it will not be the same as what i paid for girls from anu hotel club.
finally it came down to 3,000 baht lt and i yielded to it (on demand of my little brother beneath my trousers) wanting to try a fresh young girl. so, we went back to my hotel and on the way got caught by a policeman for extorting tea money from the tuk-tuk driver. he was asking for some sort of document which the driver does not have and thus put in some money with the other document wrapping around and hand over to the police whom peeked into our tuk-tuk trying to see who this foreigner and a young girl is going around at this late night.

later in i asked the driver how much he gave to the police and was told 20,000 kip (around 2 usd). a price to pay for late night job like this.

back at my hotel, this girl (noon) is great to look at & admire but quite childish. asking if she can have my snacks and like to watch cartoon on tv. but for the important thing like sex, it was just as what i was suspecting; not experienced and thus almost giving no service at all. she seems to have limited number of sexual encounter and was very tight thus it seemed painful at the beginning to get into her.

my first time having to use drinking water from the fridge to drip on her opening to lubricate and ease the pain. cold water gave her some sort of stimulation and then natural lubricant followed. a so-so experience with a nice looking doll but nothing very special to talk about.

after the session i asked her to sleep together as i got a 2 single bed room, but she declined. i got sleepy so left her as she wish to watch tv and went to sleep on my own. but after awhile she jumped and squeezed herself towards me, asking me to hug her to sleep for which i gladly did. look like she got frightened from sleeping at strange new place.

in the morning, wake up and careless noon for a second round but she said she want to go back home. i objected that lt suppose to have at least 2 sessions and i did only one. so, i said ok but i would pay her only 1,500 baht and she insisted that i have to pay full amount and of course i refused. she counter offered that she will come back in the afternoon so i said fine i will pay her the other half in the afternoon then. she finally gave in and let me do the second round so to finish the deed.

as you can imagine, after this kind of discussion both parties would not be in a great mood to fully enjoy the action, so my first night of the trip ended not as originally hoped for. i need to make it up the following night or else i have to return with some incomplete feeling.

Saint Jack
10-05-07, 18:13
After having the cutie in my earlier report, I had a full day sightseeing in this quiet capital city. I think it's among the least traffic in all this region.

After dinner around fountain circle once again, I decided to head to Anou cabaret for a revisit.

Quite crowded inside with mostly Asian clients on this Saturday night, upon settling down myself in one of the couch sofa; the mamasan came to take order for drink. And she did not forget to ask if I need a lady so I told her to bring over girls to let me choose; but she said no room available to parade the girls to show me thus she will get me one beautiful girl and if I don't like I am free to change.

So, after awhile I was sent a nice slim body girl named Pop, 16 yearsold high school student working here 2 nights a week. I could use my Thai to communicate with her quite well as Lao & Northeastern Thai is just about the same language; besides Pop is half Thai half Laotian.

Ordered for her a drink and we sat together while she moved herself closer to me and into my arms. She carelessed my chest and play around my nipple to arouse me which was not necessary as I already made up my mind to ask her back if she agree.

This was among a few time that I only ask girls out without negotiating the price; I just simply ask if she can go back with me and she said Yes, but no overnight. Fine with me so we left the place just before closing time.

No bar fine and only for the 2 drinks (1 soft drink and 1 water) with bill of 210 Baht and we went out for the ride on Pop's motorbike. Driving rather slowly to my hotel and was greeted by some guard at the parking area. They had some quick conversation but I was not able to understand what was about, anyway she parked the bike and came up with me.

Initially I was a bit concerned that young & nice body girls very often lack the skill to serve mongers and Pop proved it wrong to my surprise. Giving BBJ without asking and very cooperative for my request. I was very satisfied and asked for her mobile number so next time I can just call her without going to Anou cabaret. Gave her 1,200 Baht when she left and she gave me a goodbye kiss in return; how nice!

Next day I crossed back to Thailand and wait for my plane in Udon and then got a call from unfamiliar number, a girl asking if I am in Bangkok and I didn't realize at the beginning that it was Pop. She asked me when will I be back to Vientiane again and I told her just before new year I will be there again for sure. The 3 months waiting seems to be quite long and I just can't wait to be back in Vientiane again soon!

King Squared
10-14-07, 22:03
16 years old?

You are playing with fire.

Alf889
10-19-07, 12:43
Saint Jack,

After reading your report, I can't wait to get there! Could please give the detail of the hotel (Sengphachan hotel) The telephone or website if they have?

Thank you!

Garni
10-29-07, 17:05
For all, go to MEKHONG HOTEL, there about 200 Girls for 1500 to 2500 LT. Go in in the Night Club, on the right site there is a door. Open this door. And for all to like to go to Vang Vieng, there are many girls for 1500 to 2000 Baht LT. In opposite of the moon disco, there are a bar, you find this girls there. 2 for 3000 LT.

Garni

Forever69
10-30-07, 04:29
Go to MEKHONG HOTEL, there about 200 Girls for 1500 to 2500 LT. Go in in the Night Club, on the right site there is a door. Open this door. And for all to like to go to Vang Vieng, there are many girls for 1500 to 2000 Baht LT. In opposite of the moon disco, there are a bar, you find this girls there. 2 for 3000 LT.

The rest of garni's post might however send the wrong message.

Pedro 917
11-23-07, 07:29
Hi

Off to Vientiane for a few days in the near future, anything I should definitely know? Like must sees and must avoid!

First post be gentle with me!!

Pedro917

Lvr37
11-28-07, 14:28
Had really cheap massage in Vientiane. Went to a few places, even into the village brought by tut-tut driver.

Massage for 1 hour only cost USD3. Sauna is USD1

There is no hanky panky for all the massage that I have triend in Vientian. Putting on a pair of shorts/pants provided by them is a must. Even when I asked for HJ at the end of the session the girl would politely decline.

Lvr37
11-28-07, 14:51
Met a very cute girl in Mekong. We had fun dancing and drinking then decided to get back to hotel. I went back on my own and she came over using her motorbike.

She kept asking me about No. 1 which I could not understand. She doesn't know English and I only know a few words of Thai. Finally when we were all naked in bed only I realised No. 1 means condom. I did not have any and she had none either. We were both desperate.

She called up the receptionist and requested for one but could not find any. She then put on my T-shirt and went down to seach for one. It was already past mid night at that time and all the shops have closed. She returned empty handed.

I ensured her that I was clean, and I signaled to her that I would not cum inside her. She got what I meant and we continued our business. She was one typical Loas girl with petite body and small breasts but I like it that way.

She was very playful and accomodative. We had first round and slept. I woke her up the next morning by licking her pussy. She took my little brother and gave me a wonderful BBBJ.

We finished round 2 with few positions. We rested for a while and then she got changed and left. I put USD20 into her pocket and she gave me a good hug and kiss.

Her name was Lin. She reminded me, not Ling, as Ling means monkey in Laos language.

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Pedro 917
11-29-07, 09:59
Thanks for info Lvr37

Pedro917

Disaster53
12-01-07, 00:40
Here is my report about laos. I spent a week in Pattaya first and from there I took the bus from the petronas garage at sukumvit road to nong kay. The bus (number 407) is only 550 bath and is very confortable and since it travel during the night you have the advantge to get to the border realy early.

At the border they try to tell you that you need a guide to get the visa (at 60 dollars instead of the 30 that is the official price) but is very easy to get one by yourself. If you do not have 3 picture for the passport you have to pay 5 dollars more plus whatever the policeman ask you on top. In my case 2 dollars. Once passed the border there are a lot of tuk tuk or taxis to vientiene starting at 250 bath (I got one for 150 but I guess if you insist more oyu can get one for less maybe 100).

Prices and general info:

Everything is very cheap here and you can easly eat very well for about 10 dollars a day. The food is mostly like thai food. There are atm everywhere now, except in luang prabang, where there is noly one in the main road. But the problem is that some of the atm in vientiane only give you money in 10. 000 kips note. That means that if you take out 1 milion (about 100 dollars) you get a massive pack of notes! Vientiane is a very safe city and there is a lot of police around. There is not to much to see in vientiane but is a very relaxed town and it's nice to spend few days without trafic and surrounded by nice peoples.

Hotels guest friendly:

I stayed in the anoun hotel. They have a site on the internet with rooms at 25 dollars a day (I try to book a room via internet but the emails all came back undelivered and the booking form on the net doesn't seems to work) but once there they charge me 22 dollars for a double room very big a confortable, with cable and a big confortable bed. In the room they state that guests are not allowed but I had no problem with that. Is true that there is the law that forbid to have sex with laos girls but like many things in asia is only an excuse to get a bribe. There are a lot of farangs with girls around and the police do not seems to care. If you do not like the anoun hotels there is the mekong hotel also guest friendly and I thing the lane xane is also a possibility.

Girls:

First option is to go to a night club, the first night I went to lane xane night club, the club is very dark and it's quite difficolt to see the girls as soon as you enter the mamasan ask you if you want a girl or two, I said yes of course and soon I was presented with li (29) nice slim body and smal breasts. But a bit too shy. I was quoted 1000 bath st. In the room she was as expected very shy and meccanical and I did not enjoy it very much and in the light she did look all her 29 years of age. Cost 1000 for the girl and 45000 kip for the drinks (a couple of cokes).

Next was the cabaret at anou hotel. The light is much better there and you can see the girls very well. The girls there are much more beautifull and young and even the mamasan is not too bath. It's the same story there as in lane xane the mamasan ask you if you want a girl and it brings you one or more for you to choose. I had. Onn. 24 years of age and quite big breast for a lao girl. Long legs and a nice ass. She ask for 40 dollars or 1000 bath (that mens that if you pay in bath it's a bit cheaper since 40 dollars are about 1400 bath). The problem is the price of the drinks in the cabaret since for 2 cokes the bill was 110000 kip still very cheap by western standars but quite a lot compare with other places. In the room she was quite open to everything but she did not want to do blow jobs. During sex she was very active and she enjoyed different positions. The problem is that like in lane xane she was very meccanical and not like the thai girls. She also wanted to rush a bit too much for my liking. I was down on her testing her pussy and she already had a condom in her hand for me.

There is also another night club at the mekong river. Same story there. There are alos a number of caraoke bar and disco but I did not check them.

Street gilrs:

From the anun hotel go towords the mekong river and on your left you will see the sangha college there you will see some lady boys around 9 p. M. You can see that are lady boys a mile away so no problem there. If you continue along that road towards the fontain there are quite few girls. The girls are quite nice and very cheap. One girl ask me for only 10 dollars or 100000 kip plus 5 dollars for the room as they would not go to my hotel. The problem with this girls is they not even wear shose and they appear to want to rush and be done with it as fast as possible so even if is that cheap I prefer not ot try them. Also I found some girls along the mekong river but only on Sunday.

Other places that I checked are the disco at don chan (it's along the mekong rever past the lao arc the trionf. It's a big white building and you cannot miss it). There seems to be a lot of freebies there as the lao girls are very friendluy and even on the street you can easly stop a girl and start talking to her but you need to speak at least a bit of thai as they do not speak english or very limited.

Tuk tuk girls:

If you do not want to go hunting just ask a tuk tuk guy or wait that they ask you they will charge the same as the girls in the night club (about 1000 bath) plus 50 or 60 thousand kip for their services

. From vientieane I went luang prapang. The place is realybeautifull and there is a lot to see as for the girls there are not any grils around to be had or night clubs like in vientiene. There is a disco about 15 minutes out of town where it seems possible to have some freelance but I did not check personally so I do not know if is true or not. If you want a girl for the night or just for a quick fuck all you need to do is have a walk on the main street after 9 pm. The tuk tuk driver will ask you if you want a massage or just a lady lao. I was quoted 30 dollars for the masage and fuck and 60 thousand for the driver to drive me there and back. So I went. The place we first went was about 10 minutes out of town towards the airport. In a house there were just two girls both a 5 if you have drank half a bottle of lao wisky! So we went to another place were there are about 10 woden hoses toghether and a lot of young laos looking for a fuck. The same story here the girls are far from the beauty you see in town and also they seems to be shy and the least interested in having sex with you or anyother. There were a coulple of good looking girls (nothing to write your mum, . Maybe a 7)but I did not feel confortable with the situation. The fact is that they expect you to fuck in a room were they live with only a curtain for door and all the other people in the "living room" waching tv! It did not help that I was the only farang there and if they wanted to have me they could have done it with no problems.

All in all a very good experience but next time I go back to Pattaya!

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Lvr37
12-01-07, 15:36
Went back to Mekong the second night. Danced with a girl there then later adjourned to a pub.

There were many girls there, mostly young. There was a big group of us so there were many girls hung around us.

One particular girl of about 25 got very close to me. She spoke little English but we could communicate well with the aid of sign language. We were hugging and kissing and the intimacy got me real horny.

I offered a few times to take her back to my hotel. She decline. She said, "I sleep my house".

By the time we left the bar it was rather late. She offered to give me a lift. I thought she would take me on her bike but no. She came with a 3 ton lorry!!

Before I got down from the lorry, I asked her to stay the night we me again. She still repeat the, "I sleep my house". But she gave me a kiss on the lips and wished me good nite.

No money was mentioned. she was only out for fun.

Pedro 917
12-03-07, 14:55
Hi,

Anyone know if there is car parking available at the Anou Hotel.?

Pedro917

Steve Naive
12-04-07, 06:16
Lvr37, great story, love the ride in the lorry bit! Too bad she didn't bite. But it sounds like a nice adventure anyway.


Anyone know if there is car parking available at the Anou Hotel.?Cripes, Pedro, why don't you call them to find out? This isn't the International Carpark Guide! The phone numbers are widely available on the Web, but I'll save you the trouble: +856-21-213630-2; Fax: +856-21-213632.

I did walk by Anou this morning, and my impression is that it is not likely they have parking. Cars are not the norm here. A high-end place like Novotel or Don Chan Palace might have parking. But at $22 Anou is a very low-end place, and you'd be expecting a lot for them to have parking. They don't even have Internet!


First post be gentle with me!!I reviewed your postings: no useful information, only questions. If you want people to avoid getting flamed here, post detailed reports, don't just ask questions! And RTFF first! Surely you have SOME information to post somewhere in this forum?

I wish regular members could receive PMs so we didn't have to clutter forums with comments addressed to individuals.

Pedro 917
12-04-07, 14:53
Cripes, Pedro, why don't you call them to find out? This isn't the International Carpark Guide! The phone numbers are widely available on the Web, but I'll save you the trouble: +856-21-213630-2; Fax: +856-21-213632.

I did walk by Anou this morning, and my impression is that it is not likely they have parking. Cars are not the norm here. A high-end place like Novotel or Don Chan Palace might have parking. But at $22 Anou is a very low-end place, and you'd be expecting a lot for them to have parking. They don't even have Internet!

I reviewed your postings: no useful information, only questions. If you want people to avoid getting flamed here, post detailed reports, don't just ask questions! And RTFF first! Surely you have SOME information to post somewhere in this forum? Hi Steve,

Yes I did RTFF but info on Laos is thin on the ground , however I at least now know that parking is probably a no-no at the Anou. I had tried e-mailing them but without success.

Hopefully after this trip I will have something meaningful to add to the forum, perhaps in the meantime I should be know as Pedro Naive!!!.

Anyway thanks for input. Do you live in Vientiane?

Pedro

Lvr37
12-04-07, 15:27
Went back to Mekong for the third night. There were quite a number of us. I was the last to pick. In fact I was a bit reluctant to pick a girl as I just came back from Udon Thani after a good massage.

Finally I picked one who was very quiet. Her name was Khek. She speaks no English at all. All the time only sign language. She looks innocent. Though she did not speak but she stayed on with me the whole night.

There were singers singing all kind of songs. A few times we went up to dance and she was so cuddly.

As usual we adjourned to a disco nearby. She followed. When it was time to leave, I asked if she wanted to follow me back to the hotel, she nodded her head. She changed into something simpler and back we went in to tut-tut.

Again, I made a mistake for not having any condom. She called the hotel receptionist and of course was told they have none. And again, like the other night, I have to convince her that I am clean. So she accepted.

We went into the bath and she really washed me clean. She is more like a obedient servant.

Back to bed, she was a total different person. After some heaving kissing, she licked my whole body. It was not actually licking I should say. She used her tounge to poke at my whole body and she did it very well.

After that she went down on me and gave me a very good BBBJ. I returned the favour after that and the rest was just wonderful. She slept in my arms.

We had another session the next morning. I gave her USD20 and she was very happy.

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Bowerboy
12-05-07, 09:18
Just a quick thought after reading through the posts. It seems like a lot of people stay at the Anou Hotel. This must be the worst opion in all of Vientiane! The rooms are pretty bad and the noise from the caberet thumps up into the rooms. There are lot of good hotels to stay in Vientiane many of which are close to Anou. I think most hotels in Vientiane (I have stayed in 4 or 5) are girl freindly if you tip the doorman and reception etc. I know that Don Chian, Novotel and Parkveiw Executive Suits are all girl freindly (but I always tip 100baht to security and reception if I bring a girl back). I did stay in a guesthouse right on the river that was definitely not girl freindly. The Laos Orchid is $35 a night, perfect location and by all accounts is girl freindly (although that is not personally tested, but heard from freinds).

Anou caberet has nice girls but really no need to stay at the hotel, it is basically a short time hotel with rooms befitting of that.

Steve Naive
12-12-07, 06:32
I stayed at Beau Rivage Hotel, located on a dirt road extension to Rue Fa Ngum along the river just west of the city center area. The rooms are done very nicely in a modern, western style, good plumbing, clean. I chose it in part for the free wifi, but it only worked near the door to the room and was not fast. It is owned by an Aussie who is afraid of losing his license if he allows any visitors in the guest rooms. He is very firm on refusing visitors, and if the night man is there, he will call the Aussie. I don't think tipping would help here. One can hardly blame him: he is an outsider who has invested substantially and cannot afford to lose it. But it doesn't sit well that I can't decide for myself whether to have a guest in the room I'm paying for.

I needed to eat. Since it was after 21.00, I risked having restaurants be closed if I shopped around. For that reason I chose a river-side restaurant on the dirt road, just 50 meters towards town. There was one other party there - a couple of farang, and some local women of various ages. Seemed to be whooping it up, happy and celebrating something.

As I was shown to a table, a lady who I thought was the waitress surprised me by sitting down at the table. Not young (30s), but pretty, nicely dressed, and with make up to capitalize on her facial assets. I'm middle-aged, pudgy, and average-looking, not expecting to be the target of physical attraction, so I assumed she was interested in that other bulge in my pants - the wallet. But she played it like she was a girl looking to be picked up just for fun. I knew better, but let her play her game, just to see how she would play it. I bought her a beer and we talked. Dao is her name. Her English not good, like my small amount of Thai. She moved to a chair closer to me, kissed me, put arms around me. We both struggled to communicate verbally; the physical communication was easier.

She asked me where I stayed, I told her, she told me no good, cannot bring girl there. I know, I said. I had no doubts about whether she was a working girl, but her knowledge of rules in local hotels proved the point.

As I finished she suggested we walk, maybe go to Novotel or dance at Future Club. I thought she meant Novotel as in a room, but there seems to be a club there like Future. Both places are just west of city center, and close enough to walk from Beau Rivage; they are easy to find on Rue Luang Prabang with Novotel as landmark.

We spent some time at Future. More cuddling, kissing, "love you", the ultimate intentions made clear. But suddenly she had some girlfriends who also wanted drinks. One nice thing about Vientiane is that you can get "fleeced" like this, buying beers for a few girls who give you little more than smiles, and it's all very affordable, much cheaper than lady drinks in BKK.

Future had enough unpartnered girls that it would indeed be easy to find company, as a previous post suggested. Freebies might be possible, but I bet in most cases some kind of gift would be expected. The girls mostly ranged 20-30. There were local guys there too, and some of the girls probably came with them. It was a pleasant place to visit, not mobbed even on Saturday night, but far from empty: happening but not glitzy. The one farang I saw there came up to chat and ask about other places to go. He wanted to leave but my lady poured him a beer so, chagrined, he stuck around a bit.

Just before 23.30 (closing time) she suggested we go out to walk again. "bai nai"? I asked. Guest house near, she said. Go west on Rue Luang Prabang from Future, turn right at the next lane, about 50-100 meters on the left is a U-shaped guest house which costs 36k kip for a ST room.

Now I knew the game she was playing. No discussion of money up front, instead we go and have a romp, then she begs me for money and sees how much she can get by telling me it's not enough when I offer a fair amount. I've played that game before in Makati and it annoys me, so I asked the question to force her to show me her cards. Of course in this game, you can name whatever price you want when finished, but then you deal with the consequences.

I asked upfront instead. "How much?" She acted surprised at first when I asked, then suggested 1000 baht. According to reports on this forum, that's the going rate for younger girls in places like Future, and lower prices are available on the street etc. I could have negotiated a lower price, as she was clearly not going to get other prospects that night, but I simply agreed.

I had not had a lady since coming to Laos a few days earlier, and needed the action. As we undressed, I was amazed to find an uncut jungle of pubic hair on her. I have never seen so much! She could make a pony tail or braid it. Or maybe trim it instead?

Unfortunately, she was a bit of a dead fish, except that this dead fish also showed signs of pain in having sex. I'm very average in size, we used a lube, I was not rough, and she's had a baby, so unless something's broken it should not have been a problem. It was perhaps a tactic to get me to finish quickly. I did; there was no reason to tarry. She did not cooperate in positions other than mish. Only a brief obligatory CBJ when we started. But: I have had worse, too, and I did get to pop.

Silly me, I agreed to walk her home. Down some totally dark lanes behind the telecom tower, I knew I could find my way back, but was worried about walking alone in the dark, felt vulnerable to a mugging. I can walk quietly but the dogs announced my presence. She said I could stay with her in her room there, but I did not want to. For some reason then the plan was then to have her friend from the apt walk me back. I was not sure how much protection that would offer me, but agreed. The friend showered and dressed - ah, the miniskirt of a working girl, no surprise, and off we went.

On the way home, the friend got more friendly and took my hand. She wanted to go to my room, but I explained that my hotel was not girl-friendly, and when I told her the name she knew about it. I wasn't really interested, both being spent already and not majorly attracted to the friend, though she might have been good enough had I found her first. So she asked for "beer money" and I gave her some; she thanked me and left.

When we passed the Novotel, there was a club there had just closed, people milling around making last-minute connections. I was not there when it was open, but I suspect it was similar to Future.

I did not see police at any time during the evening. The worries about the law with big fines for having sex with Lao girl were on my mind, but for sure a lot of farangs must get sex there with no problems, as it is easy to find. And nobody has posted a report with problems with police that a few dollars bribe did not solve.

Dao had made it clear that she wanted me to leave the Beau Rivage so she could stay with me next night, and even took me to see a nearby hotel that she knew was girl-friendly. She gave me her number and asked me to call her. I did not yearn to have sex with her again, but since she was rather nice to me, I called her the next day to tell her I was moving on from Vientiane instead.

One thing I enjoyed was to find out how much communication was possible with meager Thai and English from each party. It mainly worked because we both tried hard to communicate. Some other girls can't be bothered, but at Dao's age, she probably has to make the extra effort.

A few lessons I learned: don't stay at Beau Rivage Hotel if you want to bring a Lao girl to your room you can sometimes find girls at places along the river, but you'll perhaps do better at Future or the club at Novotel in terms of quality Beau Rivage (and Novotel) are west of the city center, but not so far you could not walk to the sights; still, if you stay there, you will probably be looking at some tuk-tuk fares to get around. locally-owned or locally-operated establishments are more likely to be girl-friendly, as they probably make appropriate payments to the police. a reasonable alternative to girl-friendly hotels is to use ST guest houses, which are probably all over the place, and in my sample of one reasonably pleasant, similar to what I see in Thailand. This also promotes physical security of your possessions. the laws cause fear among mongerers and hotel owners that get in the way of just having fun with a local girl, and the prices and quality here are not better than, say, Pattaya. As such I would never recommend Laos as a destination primarily for sex. However, if you are here for other reasons, it is certainly possible to get sex, albeit with some hassle and risk.

RetiredForever
12-25-07, 08:59
Will be in Vietianne 12-27 for a few days then up to Luang Prabang for few days. I will be pretty low keyed but if want some company PM. Will be in Laos for 2 weeks and have no real plans. PM if want to catch up. Then going back to Siem Reap around 1-10-2008

Pedro 917
01-01-08, 03:39
Visited Vientiane couple of weeks ago, that was the first mistake, time of year, place was heaving with tourists and my first choice of hotel Lane Xiang was fully booked. Passed the Don Chang which looks totally out of place in Vientiane more suitable for Las Vegas!

So I had to fall back on second choice Anou which has had a lot of mentions on the Forum.

My second mistake was driving there from Thailand, Lao’s obviously navigate by sense of smell as I only saw one sign in English, which was in Vientiane and pointed to the Friendship Bridge, I did not see any signs in Lao or Thai.

Anyway, after driving around in ever decreasing circles I found the Anou after a lot of trouble and booked in for baht 800 a night which inc breakfast.

The room was OK, clean and with a large double bed, aircon and a reasonable shower.

Got my bike out the car and started exploring, someone had mentioned the small restaurants by the Mekong as possible pick up places so started there, only problem was it is none to romantic looking out over half a kilometer of mud to a trickle of water and I was the only person there!

So went looking for the Fountain (Nam Poo) where the freelancers are said to congregate after dark, Cycled around for a few hours to get my bearings and had a few beers, so now feeling more confident. So it’s back to the hotel to prepare for the evenings exploits.

Well after a shower it’s out to see what the night holds in store, but all the café’s restaurants etc are all stuffed full of tourists of all nationalities and shapes and sizes, it’s not looking to encouraging although it is still relatively early but I decide to play safe and fall back on the Anou cabaret.

A few people are already in there so I decide to stay and order a drink the waiter asks if I would like a lady and I say OK. 5 minutes later Ping arrives at least that’s what I think she said, I have difficulty pronouncing it and the entertainment is quiet loud. Ping is 23 speaks minimal English but we can communicate quite well with my knowledge of Thai. She is pretty has a nice slim figure and what looks like a nice pair of breasts. After a few drinks and an hour or so of the usual fondling and touching we agree that she will stay the night with me in the hotel and agree on 2,000 baht. I did not haggle as by now the “old boy” is getting a bit twitchy in my boxers.

Worth a mention at no time did I see a mamasan and there was no problem taking her to the room.

She was not to keen on sharing a shower and emerged wearing a towel Thai style. So the SP is ..

Looks 7-8 nice tight shaved pussy
DATY
BBBJ
Reasonably enthusiastic, good cowgirl,
Anal don’t know not my scene!
Small A cup breasts but nice nipples. (again those thai style stuffed bras flatter to deceive!)
Would I give her another go? Possibly, but the world is full of potentials and time is running out!

Pedro917

RetiredForever
01-09-08, 08:48
Just another story of finding true love.
Once upon a time there was a man we will call ATM. His daughter had been to Thailand for 2 weeks told him of all the wonders of the Thai women. So he read the Lonely Planet. He now was prepared to come and find true love. We found this romantic in Vientiane. South African had been here 38 times and Australian had been here 20 times. I have only been here a mere 8 months. We tried to provide a helping hand to no avail. He knew true love was waiting for him in some remote village. All he wanted to do was find a poor village family, build a house for the mama and papa, build a house for his true love, and spend all of his money on them. He realized he would be only one step higher on the status ladder than the family pig but he knew if gave them all of his money he would be happy. So one evening he goes out for a walk. Two very nice Laos girls approached him and saw he had a good heart. Why not come to our village for the night they asked. He was over come with their kindness. So he drank and partied with the family and village all night enjoying love and companionship. The next day seeing the poor village only had an old antique radio he offered to buy them a radio. So the girls accompanied him to the market. Since we are buying a radio why not buy us a TV the girls urged. Knowing this would bring complete happiness to them he bought the radio and TV. Since you have such a good heart the girls said why not buy us gold necklaces to make us truly happy. Suddenly ATM realized the list would become endless and his heart quickened. No he responded. The girls now despondent left in a huff (with their radio and TV). ATM returned to the hotel heart broken and despondent. We all gathered around him and were very sensitive in our remarks. We reminded him he knew everything and we knew nothing. We did not have his wisdom from reading the Lonely Planet. The rest of the day he was supported by our efforts to remind him he had found what he was looking for. He had found that poor village that would be more than happy to accept all of his money. He should appreciate the fact that they saw him for what he was an ATM machine. For some reason I do not feel our sensitivity was fully appreciated. The next day dawned. South African, Australian and I had decided to jump over the border to Udon Thani for a few days and enjoy the ladies. ATM sat drinking his coffee deciding whether to join in our adventure despondent over yesterday’s events. Suddenly the two sweet ladies pulled up on their scooter. See he told us I am appreciated. They came back to see me with smiles and goodwill. We smiled and he was caressed by the eyes of the two ladies. He was vindicated. Suddenly a tuk tuk pulls up full of the aunts and nephews of the sweet ladies. They all gathered around him full of smiles. We of course tried to help asking if he had signed the book in town and was now married. They wanted him to join him for another night in the village. If not could he at least rent a couple of rooms for them to stay in town for New Years Eve and treat them all to drinks and food. Suddenly he looked worried. Food and drinks were ordered by the aunts. Suddenly he realized that he was on a runaway train. Luckily the tuk tuk for the three of us pulled up. We all jumped into the tuk tuk. Seeing his getaway was quickly leaving him behind he grabbed his bag and jumped on board as we pulled away leaving disappointed looks on all of the villagers that had come so far to see him. We of course lent our emotional support by reminding him he had found just what he was looking for. He knew better that his true love would not be found in Laos but Thailand where the women were less greedy and would see that he had a good heart. So quick forward. We arrive in Udon Thani on 12-30 and immediately sought refuge in the first beer bar we could find. The ladies were so kind and generous accepting our offers to buy lady drinks. ATM was now happy. Being the helpful soul that I am I whispered in the ear of the sweet lady that was enjoying his company. This man has a good heart and wants to marry a Thai lady I whispered. Love and happiness spread over her face. Now they became inseparable. Even though she could not speak more than a few words on English she knew she had found true love. On the morning of 1/1/08 I saw them holding hands. He had talked her into quitting her job at the bar, had rented a car, was on his way to the village to meet the family, and was going to set up a bank account for her so she would not have to work.
I will always wander if he lived happily ever after. Maybe South African, Australian and I were too calloused. Only time will tell. Maybe he will live happily ever after.
THE END

That Asshole
01-11-08, 11:39
vientiane, laos 2008 (only for sex-tourists)

this report will cover the following:

part1

1. introduction
2. general
3. travel
4. essentials (accomodation, food, banking, security, etc)
5. puss-puss

part2

6. sex stories
7. lao languej

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1.0 introduction

many years ago laos had been known as the land of ganja and cheap sex. for some time this favorable image has ben suppressed. however, it seems the good times are coming back. cheap, young, beautiful pussy is in ample supply. those in the know, are already there. get your share while it is hot. many of us bought some. some of us even sold some. here are the stories, read on. by joining the wonderful world of "sex-tourism" you empower men and weaken the power of women over us. therefore you help to make the world a better place for all.

2.0 general

the communist republic of laos is located in south-east asia. a landlocked country, bordering thailand, burma, cambodia, china and germany. (one of these doesn't fit in. if you are a woman, you will find which one. if you are a man, you don't give a poo. as it is besides the point. this article is about sex and not geography).

we will detail mainly the land border crossings with thailand in this report. these two nations are closely related as far as customs and language issues. also, travelling is easiest from thailand as there are many entry points via the mekong river.

3.0 travel

vientiane is the capital city of laos. by size and population however it is still very small when comparing to thai towns. vientiane is still very quiet and easy going. quite a relaxing experience after the hassles of thailand. the thai-lao friendship bridge croses the mekong river near vientiane. your best approach is from nongkai in thailand. if you already have a lao visa, you can get on the direct bus at nongkai bus station. it will drop you of in central vientiane. you get stamped in at the border and go through in a flash (on wekends it can take longer though).

alternatively you can buy a 15 day tourist visa at the border for usd$35. however, you cannot go by the expres bus because they will not wait for you. so, the procedure is: tuk-tuk taxi from nongkai to the thai border 70b (1usd=33baht). stamp out of thailand. take the shuttle bus over the bridge for 15 baht. apply for visa on the lao side of the river. pay the fee, get stamped in. then take a lao tuk-tuk to vientiane town, 14 km away for $7 usd. (tuk-tuk is a thre wheeled taxi sort of vehicle).

3.1 visa in advance

the lao embassy in bangkok and the consulate in konken issues 30 day visas for about $35-40 (payable in baht). it is ready in about 20 minutes, takes only one visit.

once on the lao side, inter-city travel becomes somewhat of a very slow business with few departures and marginal, overcrowded vehicles stopping every 200m. it takes a loooong time to get anywhere. local transport is by tuk-tuk or motorcycle taxi. taxi prices in laos tend to be higher than in thailand.

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4.0 essentials

4.1. accomodation

vientiane is a very popular tourist destination. there are many hotels but good rooms fill up very fast. the crappy ones usually always are available, so even if you arrive at night, you will find something in the tourist area near the riverfront. fan rooms start at $4-5 and aircon rooms at $10+. so, it is quite good value for a capital city.

4.2. food

possibly vientiane is the only place in laos where you will eat well. international and thai as well as lao food available. the lao beer called of course "beerlao" is quite drinkable and sold for $1 a large bottle. local whisky is also $1 a large bottle and imported spirits sell at $6-10 for 700ml. tobacco is also cheap, 30-50 cents a pack.

4.3. banking

various money changers in the tourist area, primarily around the water fountain called nam phu but also other locations as well as some minimarts. in 2007-2008 1 usd was worth 9-9500 lao kip and 1 thb was 280 kip. many international currencies are accepted. also, some atms take the usual assortment of cards. possibly thai baht is the best currency that is favoured anywhere in laos. usd is also a popular currency, especially for larger transactions.

4.4. security

vientiane and whole laos is very cruisy, with little to worry about safety in general. however, there are persistent rumours of sex being illegal betwen lao nationals and foreigners. as you stroll along the main streets of vientiane, you will suspect that those informations might be out of date somewhat. as you will be shocked by the number of ugly, fat, old western men featuring a hot young lao babe or two on their arms. yes, laos is hot for sex right now and in an instant i wouldn't be able to recall any other country on earth where even an ugly wanker like us can get such quality "?eat" for $30 or so. (i myself use "m" for a "?". how about you?) let's admit it, we sex-tourists are far from being handsome. yet we do land all the young, hot fuckers for petty cash, while the "heroes" lick bottoms to ugly fat western women. how is that pooossible?

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5.0 the lao sexperience

there have been some postings about vientiane sex. basically you can go to nightclubs, discos, brothels or pick-up on the street. no matter where, they are all hot, young and byoootiful. your greatest problem will be the choice. you will regret the ones you didn't fuck. they are sweet, young and very pretty. for 1000 baht ($30) you get quality that has been extinct in thailand for 20 years. on the map i marked some of the locations. however, there are much more nightclubs and more brothels apart from these. action starts quite late, not much before 8pm. but you can also meet many ordinary ones at the riverside or in public parks during the day. because you have the cash so you are also attractive. that you wank and stink matters nothing at all in laos. so do i, and do most of us.

5.1 the account of one particular trip is as follows

arrived in vientiane around late afternoon. all quality acomodation full, as usual. chose shitty, cheap room, but at least central. early evening, 7pm walking down on the riverside street, being approached by 3 lao men in a row, enquiring:

- "do ya want something? have mary-huana, young woman. want something?" i am rather vary of drug pushers, so rather cautiously i ask back: -"how young?"

he says: - "how young you want?"
i rather choose to walk along. there is a lao girl standing right next to him. very cute, about 18-20 yo. ! she calls too: - "no go away, please! cheap for you!"

anyway, i choose to look around first. i can meet them here again later. the area is crowling with backpackers. i try forcing my way through one group blocking the way. one of them shouts at the guy next to her: - "excuse me, didya touch my breast?" the poor young guy is red in the face: - "no, of course not".

i can't resist a good laugh. very entertaining situation. funny, hehehe, it wasn't him you silly. and it wasn't a touch but rather a squeze, hehehe. nice, firm tits though. also i wonder at the many-many degenerate looking western men with hot lao babes alongside them. what a scene. beats pattaya. i decide that i must get one for myself. at least i can legally squeeze the firm, young tits, hehehe.

i catch a lone samlor (tuk-tuk by other name) waiting on a dark corner. i ask the same question as in thailand usually: -"have any brothels nearby?" the nice lao gentleman answers, saying that yes, have many. he shows me some printed tariff, stating that taxi hire is $6/hr. i negotiate $6 for 2 hours, which he accepts (around 200baht). we drive quite far, past the morning market, for about 2 miles.

then arrive at some large hotel, with sign saying "laongdao" in english. modern building, with carpark inside. it is a real hotel with guests coming in and out. in one corner of the carpark sit about 7 beautiful, young lao chickens. all fresh, natural, smiley. of course all playing with their cellphones as women do. the boss turns up, wearing black motorcycle gloves, and strongly smelling of alcohol.

5.2 david suzuki

he looks kind of vietnamese/chinese mix. resembling david suzuki the jap quite a bit, with the white beard. i get informed about the price 50usd/1700baht, including room and 2 hrs playing time with the young kitten. i negotiate 1300. my girl is very beautiful, very young. i would say 18-19. tiny hole. i lay my disguisting fat belly above her and lick her all over with my smelly, nicotine filled saliva. very tasty chicken. i tell her: -"come young chicky babe, now old papa is gonna fuck you silly, hehehe." then the pumping comes. and some more licking again. finishing in less than 1 hour, as i run out of things to do. what else can i do with a woman apart from rooting it's fur-lined hole? any suggestions?

my nice driver waiting outside. next we go to an open-air restaurant, sort of khmer style very nearby. 4 plain lao girls in attendance, price 1000baht each. plus room 200 baht. i pass on this one.

5.3 one more beer

i did not choose any of these girls. they were okay, but just. certainly not the exquisite quality as at laongdao. instead drank some more beer and chatted with the lao man boss. we returned to the fountain where i paid the taxi. 2 hrs was just up. total cost 1300 baht for girl, 200 for taxi, 50 beer. sum of 1550 baht. certainly interesting night out. good root, without having to chat with any female, except giving them simple instructions. just pointed my finger: "i want that one! so simple. lesson: old, ugly men can get beautiful, young root without fighting, begging or prostituting ourselves. it is just a matter of cooperation among us.

btw: you can even stay at laongdao hotel. rooms are spacious and cost only 500b. daytime frequent public bus stops right on the corner. at night it is 30-40 mins walk to town or $2 by tuk-tuk. also near laongdao, 5 mins walk is the "soradith hotel". rooms just 400baht and it has it's own nightclub attached, with chickens. both hotels have english speaking staff. see map for locations. the area has many conveniences such as minimarts, coffee shops and restaurants.

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5.4 yellow custardy story

ah yes, one funny story: after undressing, the pretty girl asked: - "why do you have so many bandaid on your dick?" i said: - "motorcycle accident." she gave a strange look but did not investigate further. the actual thing would have been too long to explain there. i tell you but keep it secret! it started as a mosquito bite, so i thought. not giving it much attention. then over some days it grew larger in size and became a huge ulcer, the size of a 10 baht coin. growing about 1mm/day in diameter. i thought, fuck, soon even my head will be in it! it kept oozing rich yellow custard like pus and at the end, after growing for 2 weeks i could put my thumb inside it.

interestingly, at the same time i also had an accident on the street in konken, empaling my foot on some rusty metal spike. normally my wounds heal very fast so i did not give much attention to either. but this time they didn't heal. neither one was too painful, but rather just inconvenient, as having to bandage them every day.

5.5 radical solution

but they got progressively worse. and i could not go any more to soapie massages in udon thani. that's why decided to go to laos instead. waiting to heal. they did not however. finally i got so angry. i said:" you fucking cock! you not gonna fuck around with me. i am gonna do away with you for good!" i took out my razor sharp mini machette (made in kentucky). then started working on the fucking stupid dick. slowly dug deeper and deeper, scraping out all the dead flesh from the wound. all the way until fresh, new blood kept gushing out all over.

blood is good. it keeps the dirt shit out. bought some hidrogen-peroxide from the drugshop, now soaked the whole area liberally in it. the peroxide formed a frothing white substance over the wound, obviously working. covered the whole area with sterile bandage and sterile beeswax also from the drugstore. did the same with the foot. during the next two weeks both healed rapidly. should have done it earlier. caused too much strife for so long. however at this time in vientiane i still had both fucking injuries. things like these make your trip so much more interesting.

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5.6 kissing difficulties

as i said earlier, my hotel room was quite shitty. with mosquitos inside and dogs, cats fighting outside all night. slept nearly zero that night. makes the next day rotten for sure. also, earlier in thakek my dentures broke and had to get it fixed soon, or otherwise i could not chew. except for mushy banana and chocolate milk. and could not kiss with beautiful fresh lao chickens. or i might lose the whole thing in their mouth. so, i figured a dentist could fix it, just glueing it back in place. nobody at the guesthouse knew of any dentists in town. so, i spent most of the day wandering around and searching. for a "man" dentist. it had to be a man, as my principles would not approve any formal education for women, such as a dentist.

5.7 woman dentist

finally found one big sign of a tooth hanging in the wind. door closed though. shit. kept wondering now quite hopelessly. finally two more huge "tooth picture" signs outside on another street. exciting! peeped inside. they seemed be open. walked in, asking if they spoke english. nop. thai? "nit noi". about 4 vietnamese looking women lying around on sofas and chairs in the rotten heat. no aircon at all. the place looked sort of cleanish, basically. i asked to talk with the dentist. she said she was it. fuck, after all day searching i was too tired. so settled for the vietnamese "woman" dentist. i explained plus showed her the things.

she said it could be done. cost about 100 thousand kip (350b, $10). she drilled a bit, put out all kind of strange implements. fixed the stump first in the mouth. then adjusted the denture with some more drilling. all about in half an hour. i paid and left.

feeling good that i could eat and kiss again. however, feeling very bad that i helped to support another "educated, proud" woman. shouldn't! education is for men. brothels are for women. the two don't mix.

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5.8 sex-tourist infoline

as i was informed by another nice sex-tourist, a popular afternoon meeting place is the park, especially the north end of patuxai monument. and the riverfront parks between lane xang hotel and the hospital. i went to check out those for the rest of the day. yes, lots of young lao girls seemed interested, smiled, even waved. but of course i never had a gf, i wouldn't know what to say, so left it at that. brothels are the best meating places. one problem is, the scene starts too late in vientiane, 8pm or so. and the process is so slow. old men need sleep for health. we should be in bed by 10 o'clock. it leaves only two hours for play. you can do maximum one pop a day. by that time in cambodia you would have 5 fucks in the clock. so, i wondered around the riverfront a bit.

5.9 bar om

found a "hugging bar", kind of vietnamese "bar om", if you know those. i marked it on the map. about 5 lao girls sitting in front on a little bench. i asked about the service. she said: "drinking whisky". hmm, sure? went inside, ordered a beer. about 3 young lao boys drinking and cuddling with women. i did the same. i asked the girl if st was possible. she said: "maybe, later". i was very tired so did not wait until later. changed rooms in the morning. this one was better. had a great sleep. better than any fuck ever can hope to be. (the place i call bar-om is actually called " ran ahan nang ka uy". but the sign is only in lao.)

5.10 giving birth

next day i had an unexpected joy. i could pass motion. i did not expect it until tomorrow. had been waiting for it for about 2 weeks. you do not know the joy it brings unless had been plugged up the same way for two weeks or so. it comes with the age, maybe you know. the unexpected birth made my whole day joyful. my brown skinned fat baby floated happily on top of the porcelain bowl of water and i saw her very beautiful. then i pressed the switch and sent her sailing to sea. or at least the mekong river. the day was joyful but uneventful. watched the sunset afterwards over the mekong, waving to my newborn. i hope she will grow up to be a big shit like her papa.

5.11 anou titty-play

arrived at anou cabaret just at opening, 8pm. being greeted by a nice young man, calling himself the "captain". being already quite drunk, just bought a cola for $1.20. leather sofas inside, dim lighting and a band just starting up with some tunes. one group of lao men sitting nearby. then mamasan came, very young and pretty, about 25yo. showed me to the girls sitting in the "showroom" like cars. behind the glass about 5-6 of them plus a few more outside. all scaringly pretty, young and fresh faces. slim, tight bodies.

i panicked. "i don't have to talk with them, do i?" - i asked. she said that not. so i picked one, she sat down next to me, watching the band play. i bought her no drink but had to pay $3 for sitting.

sat for about 30 minutes, saying nothing. i reached behind once and squeezed her left tit once quite hard. she smiled politely and removed my hand. how rude, i thought. so, i just paid and left. mama asked if i wanted the girl for st. i considered, asking the price. mama says "1500baht, but for you only 1000 special". i voted against it. they wanted extra money for the room. and i don't like to take them to my hotel. goodbye.

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5.12 roomful of poultry

by that time 9pm, i walked to the lane xang hotel nightclub (entry from the side street). it's even darker inside and very cold. two aged western men sitting at one table and some lao. then another mixed group arrived, lao + farang. ordered a cola again, 80cents, cheap. asked the waiter to send mamasan. a mature lao woman around 50 came. told me to follow her. we walked past the customers, in the back room. wow! the little room full to the brim with young lao chicken, about 20 of them or more. some fat but most pretty and young. i picked one tall beauty. just awesome, about 19 or 20. i asked her name. silence for a while. then i said "nice day." silence again. what else could i say? she kept grinning all the same. i asked the price from the boss, 1000 baht st, 2000 lt.

5.13 lane xang, great wank

i paid the one thousand and we went to a cheap guesthouse nearby. really guys, i am who i am, despite of my old age i never actually really had a gf (like many of us here, i guess). and in private with young beauties like this one i feel rather inhibited and even fearful. so, instead of a fuck, i asked her to undress first then watch me wanking in front of the mirror. she kept giggling. that was it. i sent her back to work with $1 tip. okay for me. at home if i wank in front of young women like this, always costs me a lot more. sometimes i even get locked up or fined $500. laos is not like that. it is nicer. costs only $30. i was happy.

5.14 we, the deprived

you think this is weird? don't forget that we are deprived. we are only what our society made us to be. all is the fault of your depriver. we are only the victims of a sick, female ruled world. the shame is that they made us to be a society of deprived wankers like you and me. that is the disguisting.

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part 2 vientiane, some other day

6.1 the beautiful mind

spent the day just wondering around town at random. looking at the many sparkling gold-roofed wats and handpainted murals in them. in one of the wats i happened to start talking with a young monk, 25 years or so. he had been a monk for the last 15 years. i was amazed. what a beautiful mind! what a personality! he had never fucked in his entire life (i asked). i felt very dirty compared to him. having had so much contact with women. his english totally perfect, like that of a native speaker. he wanted to get a scholarship to study in canada. his dream was to see a live polar bear. i totally enjoyed a long talk with him.

6.2 harry potter's papa

while ordinary people seem to be too fucked in their head by advertising and commercial propaganda, he hardly ever watched television and seemed to have some original thoughts of his own. not merely repeating propaganda slogans, but he was actually thinking for himself! i suggested that he better stay away from western countries or they will destroy his innocence in no time. he said that he enjoyed reading harry potter too. i informed him the truth that the book actually was not written by that woman who claims it. totally obvious that harry potter was written by a man who took some money in order to stay anonymous.

this way the feminists made themselves another "talented female hero". but it is obvious that a woman would never have that sort of imagination. it is simply another lie of the feminists, to promote feminism with more another lie. so obvious that surprising that anyone falls for it. it is clear: harry potter was written by an anonymous man. that is the only possible way.

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6.3 my friend

once in the tourist ghetto of vientiane, watch all the deformed, deprived, old, fat ugly western men along with the young lao bombshells. they never get a chance at home. that's why they (we) come to laos.

i met this nice, strange "flench" gentleman at our guesthouse. what i liked about him was that he was even uglier than me. i love that rare chance. he looked a bit lonely and disorientated. eyes far too close each other, like a pig. ropes of black , thick nosehairs sticking far out from the potato shaped nose, with granules of green snot sticking on some of them. his strong [CodeWord109] (http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109) smell also signalled some level of incontinence issues. so i asked if he liked "poossy". no, i did not want to make money from him like from the backpacker boys in thailand (even that was for the fun). just making him happy if i could.

for love of the human race. he seemed deprived and deserted by all. just because he was ugly. i asked if he liked some exercise like a good walk after supper. he said yes. we walked past the fountain square. out to lane xang ave. turned right at the lao-viet bank. continued on dong palan road until the wat. at the end of the road we turned left and left again. nice, 40 minute stroll. very few cars at that time, 7pm or so. streets are well lit and safe in vientiane. we arrived at laongdao again. he lost his breath by surprise how pretty the chicks were and i could see he got hard in an instant.

6.4 one for love

he could hardly speak english, let alone thai. so, of course i helped. just for the love of humanity. the nice pimp boss this time wasn't there. but instead a younger, rather arrogant man. he wanted 1500 b from both of us. i threatened to leave and then not to lose the business he offered 1300. i sticked to 1000b. then he picked 3 girls out that we could have those for 1000. i liked one of those. my friend however chose another pretty one for 1300b. he said it was still very cheap for him. my hooker girl was okay again.

6.5 one for the ghost

this girl asked again: - "why do you wear so much bandage on your cock? do you have aids?" wow! i was amazed. how infected their minds are. the whole world seems infected with the aids-bullshit brainwash. so, to keep it simple, i told her in a serious face that a "ghost" went in there. - "really?" - asked the young girl. - "my grandmother had the same. except on her leg and not on her dick." i couldn't hold back laughing. she wondered why i thought that was funny.

i was out in less than one hour. waited for him, must have enjoyed himself. came out with a huge grin, only his black tooth stumps crying in his deformed looking face. we took a samlo back, sharing the fare between us, about $2. another good night out. arriving in bed after 10 o'clock but got a good sleep nevertheless. better than any fuck. left this damned world for another 7 hours.

even backpacker boys breakfast with lao fuckers. a lot has changed even in the last one year. now everyone seems to have his hands full of sweet lao pussy in vientiane. hopefully other provinces will join in soon. but please gentlemen be considerate to each other. use them only for st and pass them on to the next of us sex-tourists in the line to fuck them nice and hard. think about love.

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7.0 lao languej

to be succesful in sex-tourism, you must not ignore the importance of languej (and spellign, ect). some dear members on this forum have suggested that by speaking some thai, they can understand lao language as well. this is in fact incorrect. make no mistake. the lao is very different from the central-thai that you might have learned. the lao, speaking lao you will not understand. the north-eastern thai isaan language is nearly same as lao. however even in isaan, they will speak central thai with you the foreigner, so that you may understand. it is not isaan language that you hear in isaan, but central thai. that much said, you will get by in laos.

7.1 ask to speak "thai"

most lao will understand much of your central-thai words. if you have difficulty understanding their reply, ask them repeatedly to speak "thai"! then they will try to choose their words to suit you. however, if you mix in lao words (like: bo, hetwiak, jao,etc) in your thai speech they might answer in lao because they assume that you understand. so, if it is important that you be understood, speak correct thai all the time speaking with the lao. while if you are just chatting and monkeying around then slowly you can start to mix in the lao words and learn them along the way by repetition.

whether to purchase a lao-english dictionary? it is entirely unnecessary. it only adds to your luggage weight. while the alphabet looks somewhat different, the two written languages are much more similar than the spoken ones. so, just pronounce the word as it is spelt and find the same in a thai dictionary. many lao words are also used and understood in thai also. but not often used and are kind of rustic.

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connecting reports in the general section: thakek, sawannaket, vangvieng
end vientiane 2008 - map attached

editor's note: i certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Forever69
03-02-08, 09:33
your report has really shut them up, there hasn't been a peep since.

ParnellCat
03-05-08, 09:33
there are a lot of good posts about laos here and the information is spot on. even down to that assholes description of the david suzuki lookalike pimp at langdao.
i've got to say for the record, that assholes reports are excellent.

actually if you go to langdao make sure you use david suzuki, i found the other pimps tried to charge me more for the same girls. david suzuki: $30 for girl, $5 for room. others tried $50 for girl.

stayed at 2 different hotels but highly recommend the river orchid. $40 per night. nowhere near the cheapest, but very monger friendly.

the river orchard has the perfect entrance situation.

just get into the elevator in the carpark on the ground floor and you bypass reception and any walk of shame.

all mongering hotels should take note of such a sensible facility.

but do tip the car park guy something to guarantee this situation continues.

i even found a girl right outside the door to my hotel room one night.

quite a funny situation as she gave me the 'i'm available' look even though she was waiting for the guy in the room to come out.

so i start talking to her and she quickly told me where she worked.

then the guy came out and said, 'that's my girlfriend!, and i congratulated him on his find and actually shook his hand.

i was tempted to say i thought ben franklin was the real boyfriend but decided against it.

anyway vientiane has far too many ladies for squabbling and i believe in honour amongst mongers so i proceeded over a week to visit every venue listed here and a few more.

my favorite places were a number of restaurant setups with a little posse of girls and waitresses available.

also there is a whole new monger territory called the new border road, which is not surprisingly, a new road to the border.

it's more of an adventure trip where you get to experience the thrill of the open highway in a tuktuk at full speed. about 20 minutes of sheer tuk tuk pleasure.
there were rainshowers the first night i went and it was like being in a small boat at sea.

along this new road are a number of new motels of the kind you would find outside melbourne or some small nevada town that are similar inside to the langdao setup.
i went to one called the new (something) resort. new incheon resort or something similar. these places are mostly easy to find as the advertising policy seems to involve leaving a few girls loitering around the gate.

reminded me a bit of the lineups in russia.

you then swing inside to find a range of pimps and their collections.

you can have the girls there or takeout.

most places had a collection of lao, vietnamese and thai girls.

it's a bit out of the way but if you want an adventure, i recommend it.

do negotiate carefully with your tuk tuk driver as lao tuk tuk drivers have extremely vivid imaginations.

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RonnieMonger
03-09-08, 17:52
i have reports about three/four places.

but a warning. thanks to those who provide really vivid details. but please bear in mind that the anti-mongers try to use these threads to shut down mongering places (by monitoring for **** prostitution. fair enough. but some then use that as an 'excuse' to shut everything down. which is their 'real' goal).

shutting down won't happen of course, since it's not the wetern guys but the asian guys driving all this. but anyway it makes our lives more difficult. so without any further nonesense.

mekong. this place is the best imo. without any question.- in my mind. 1, 000 baht for st. around 1500 lt. place is often full of chinese/thai/koreans/japs etc. but other places nearby for an extra $6 for st room. an absolutely incredible 'fish bowl' of dozesn and dozens (usually) stunning older teens and young (20's) girls wathcing tv. you can roam the room once mamasan is comfortable with you. had hot babe. bbbj and fs with cap. note to the anti-mongerers. i only saw a couple of girls who appeared 18ish. so forget trying to use age as an excuse here. and very few fat westerners (other than me) to turn your sights onto anyway.

vietniane hotel across the street has rooms and it's own 'night club'. so another possibility. don't know about the service didn't look.

anou. is as described by that asshole and others. same prices as they said. really good mamasan. rooms are ok. (an extra 12 bucks if available for st). really hot babe again. but there may have been others available (didn't see the fish bowl. only those already in the nightclub) both places above sting you with the 10-12 dollar drink/talk thing. you have to pay this.

went to the lane xang. forget it. saw the girl's 'waiting' room (out of sight between the hotel's industrial sized kitchen and the nightclub). all girls overweight. none very pretty. on the dancefloor was some fat taiwanese guy with his belt hiked up around the belly-button and some chubby legged girl in a red dress 'twirling' on the dancefloor. looked like the makings of a milkshake. had to leave quick.

also went to the place that asshole recommended out in the northeast of the city center. don't know who david suzuki is. but reckon this is the guy (goatee? ) with a lower front tooth missing?. the girls were youngish but pretty unimpressive. maybe you'll have a better experience. check it out. i didn't stay (1, 300 seemed to be the st rate. but why go there when the mekong beckons? ).

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Singha Beer
04-02-08, 13:31
On my recent trip to Vientiane, I read "The Moor's Last Sigh" by Salman Rushdie. Alas, it is dimmed by TA's even wittier work of art. <sigh>

Andre Cuipers
04-09-08, 18:50
I red a few nice reports about friendly people who call themselfes something like "fat westerns who cannot have a pretty at home". Thanks for the nice reports.

I dont have any critics on your figure or age or even if you would fall on minors or men or horses. But what I dont understand is that you get so horny and you overpay the hookers. I never payed more than 5$ ST and 15$ LT for nice girls of about 20 yrs (because the younger do not perform well).

Also that taxis are "more expensive than in Thailand" is a thing we cause oureself. Remember - they earn 1-2$ per day. Do you pay youre half month salary in your own country to have a hooker 2 hrs with you? Or 2 days salary to a taxi for 20 minutes? Just walk away and the next in line will drive you cheaper!

Please dont spoil the market as already happened in Thailand! Bangkok girls get only horny at a thick wallet (fat/old girls for 4000THB LT). The younger/nicer girls only want the types they would marry!

If you do it well - if you can handle women good - than you can get sex for (almost) free. Those people you may call hero.

I am glad that I am with my wife in Vientiane and bangkok...just getting horny drinking a beer watching to dancing girls (hope they are also in Laos) and let my wife do the job. - so she is the hero now - because those high prices make my dick lame.

Andre

Roderick
04-16-08, 07:02
hi ronnie

you speak in glowing terms of the mekong and of what joys await us there.

i am sure you are right about this mongering place, but how do i find the joint ? is it the mekong hotel, mekong bar or something else ??

roderick


i have reports about three/four places.

but a warning. thanks to those who provide really vivid details. but please bear in mind that the anti-mongers try to use these threads to shut down mongering places (by monitoring for **** prostitution. fair enough. but some then use that as an 'excuse' to shut everything down. which is their 'real' goal).

shutting down won't happen of course, since it's not the wetern guys but the asian guys driving all this. but anyway it makes our lives more difficult. so without any further nonesense.

mekong. this place is the best imo. without any question.- in my mind. 1, 000 baht for st. around 1500 lt. place is often full of chinese/thai/koreans/japs etc. but other places nearby for an extra $6 for st room. an absolutely incredible 'fish bowl' of dozesn and dozens (usually) stunning older teens and young (20's) girls wathcing tv. you can roam the room once mamasan is comfortable with you. had hot babe. bbbj and fs with cap. note to the anti-mongerers. i only saw a couple of girls who appeared 18ish. so forget trying to use age as an excuse here. and very few fat westerners (other than me) to turn your sights onto anyway.

vietniane hotel across the street has rooms and it's own 'night club'. so another possibility. don't know about the service didn't look.

anou. is as described by that asshole and others. same prices as they said. really good mamasan. rooms are ok. (an extra 12 bucks if available for st). really hot babe again. but there may have been others available (didn't see the fish bowl. only those already in the nightclub) both places above sting you with the 10-12 dollar drink/talk thing. you have to pay this.

went to the lane xang. forget it. saw the girl's 'waiting' room (out of sight between the hotel's industrial sized kitchen and the nightclub). all girls overweight. none very pretty. on the dancefloor was some fat taiwanese guy with his belt hiked up around the belly-button and some chubby legged girl in a red dress 'twirling' on the dancefloor. looked like the makings of a milkshake. had to leave quick.

also went to the place that asshole recommended out in the northeast of the city center. don't know who david suzuki is. but reckon this is the guy (goatee? ) with a lower front tooth missing?. the girls were youngish but pretty unimpressive. maybe you'll have a better experience. check it out. i didn't stay (1, 300 seemed to be the st rate. but why go there when the mekong beckons? ).

editor's note: i would suggest that the author or another forum member consider posting a link to this report in the reports of distinction thread. please click here (http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?) for more information.

Saint Jack
04-16-08, 15:21
Hi Ronnie

You speak in glowing terms of the Mekong and of what joys await us there.

I am sure you are right about this mongering place, but how do I find the joint ? Is it the Mekong Hotel, Mekong Bar or something else ??

Roderick


It is the Mekong Hotel within short walking distance from the Novotel Hotel.
The club where all he thing happen is on the ground floor of the hotel premise.


SJ

That Asshole
04-20-08, 05:26
Backpacker sex-tourism - trip from Vientian to Wank Vieng

For a while I had been fascinated by an idea. Here are all these cute young Lao fuckers. But what about the white "meat"? The backpackers, I mean. What if, what if...? Yes, my next target was to discover "backpacker sextourism" for old silly fat wankers like ourselves. So without delay I booked the tour bus.

Superior example of Lao punctuality: the pickup vehicle arrived right on time. Exact to the minute. I was amazed. Decided to take a trip from Vientiane to nearby Wank Vieng. Figured that if nothing else, at least I have a wank.

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However it turned out a lot more than that. Instead of continuing here, I have posted it in the "Laos/Other Areas" section.

Saint Jack
05-03-08, 17:24
It was a short weekend trip that I made it to Vientiane via Udon.
Getting on the airport shuttle bus which send you right at the border bridge crossing point in an hour.

As I was too lazy to wander and discover new places, I headed straight to Anou karaoke right after a quick dinner.

It was around 9pm of Friday night but surprisingly it was just half full. Good for me as I would have more choice of meat to choose from.

Mamasan approached me after ordering my beer.

"Do you want girl to sit with you?"

"Yeah, I want to take a look and choose"

"No sir, no need. I will pick a pretty fair skin one for you"

I hesitated a bit as I still wanted to choose my own bride for the night myself, but as she seemed to know my taste so I agreed to her offer and just said

"Get me a young one alright?"

"No problem sir!"

In a few minute, a small & slim girl name Ta came to sit with me. Definitely not fair skin as told, face just so so but the only thing up to expectation was age of 18. I got lured to spend the night with a teenager which is not a bad idea right?

Normal conversation of where you from, what you do in Laos, when will you go back, blah blah blah and it came to the most important point;

"How do you charge for going back with me?"

"ST or LT?"

"I want to know for both to decide"

"ST 1,000 Baht, LT 2,000 Baht"

Tried bargaining for a bit but not successful, probably she knows that her freshness can demand some premium and I yielded to that...

The bill for 3 beers plus whatever was 550 Baht, later I got to know that if you take the girl out before closing of the karaoke, they will charge for the girl's hourly drink fee which is 40 Baht if I am not wrong. These girls got no salary and their income came from part of this hourly drink charge plus tip and spending the night with customer.

Ta said she's been working here for 4 months for which I believe from her age and the not so experienced servicing. Almost no service on bed I have to say and I was the one making the move most of the time; the only good thing was freshness as I said. So, not a particularly impressed session.

Upon coming out from shower, she was on the phone and then told me that her room mate got problem with police so she need to go pay some fine and help her room mate out of the place. As I was not impressed so I thought it's goo dto save my money by reducing the service to ST rather than LT as originally agreed.

So, paid her 1,000 Baht and plus taxi fee of 20,000 Kip as requested and send her off into the darkness of Vientiane night.

AlLostInSpace13
05-15-08, 10:17
I've never been to Laos before. I just checked airasia and tigerair, but none of them fly to Laos from Macau or BKK. Could someone suggest a possible airline? Or do I have to go by land from BKK?

Thank you

El Greco
05-15-08, 13:29
I've never been to Laos before. I just checked airasia and tigerair, but none of them fly to Laos from Macau or BKK. Could someone suggest a possible airline? Or do I have to go by land from BKK?

Thank you

Thai airways international fly direct from BKK for about $400 return.

http://thaiair.com/

Saint Jack
05-15-08, 17:42
I've never been to Laos before. I just checked airasia and tigerair, but none of them fly to Laos from Macau or BKK. Could someone suggest a possible airline? Or do I have to go by land from BKK?

Thank you

3 Full service Airlines operate direct flights from Thailand to Laos :
- Thai Airways to Vientianne
- Lao Aviation to Vientianne
- Bangkok Airways to Luang Prabang & Pakse

But if you opt for low cost airlines from Thailand then you have to fly to Udonthani and then overland which is about 1 hour to the border and from the other side 1/2 hour further down to Vientianne.

Currently 2 low cost airlines operate on this route :
- Air Asia
- Nok Air

Carlos Spain
05-17-08, 23:31
In Novotel Viantiane, the massage girls, make extra services?

Cowa Banga
06-01-08, 21:53
Hey fellas,

Thanks for the reports. Laos looks good.

Mai Yao
06-10-08, 16:24
Is generic vitamin "V" readily available in Vientiane pharmacy's and if so, what is the usual cost of a 4/pack??

Hamsap Lee8332
06-11-08, 03:08
Caverta 100mg

Indian generic viagra. Very stable

RM 10-15 in Pudu market, look for Chinese lady selling fengshui items.

Start taking 1/2 tablet with 100plus.

Taking caverta will not make you hard instantly but when you aroused fondling with girl your cock will remain hard as long as you want.

Loso69
06-27-08, 00:19
Prelude

I flew into Bangkok from Cebu and arrived at Suvarnabhumi Airport at 1.15 AM. Strangely enough, it was my first visit to the “new” airport. And the first thing I had to do... was figure out how to get to the old airport.

I didn’t feel like going into town, so I was in no hurry. I leisurely strolled around these unfamiliar surroundings. After exploring the airport, I sat outside and had a few smokes. The further the night progressed, the lower the offers from the taxi drivers. But in the end, I took the bus. :p

I arrived at Don Muang around 5 AM and enquired about ticket prices to Udon Thani. Nok Air had the earlier flight, but Thai Airways was a little cheaper and would award me frequent flier miles.

Minibuses run from Udon Thani airport to the Friendship Bridge. After obtaining a visa on arrival, I took the bus across the bridge and shared a tuk-tuk into town with a French couple. After more than a decade, I was back at the Lao-Paris Hotel...

Memories

My first visit to Laos was in 1998. I crossed the Mekong from Chiang Rai province into Huay Xai, then traveled south along the river to Luang Prabang. In Vientiane, my daily visits to the Lao Aviation offices were rewarded with tickets to Phonsavan. They only handled bookings for the following day. :)

After visiting the Plain of Jars, I flew back to Vientiane and once again made the daily pilgrimage to Lao Aviation. In Sam Neua, I visited the Pathet Lao war caves and had my first taste of... rat! :eek:

Back in Vientiane, I continued my journey south to Tha Khaek, Savannakhet and finally Pakse, from where I crossed back into Thailand.

I was mainly a regular tourist back then, but did some mongering on the side. The only towns where I managed to get laid were Vientiane, Tha Khaek & Savannakhet. It never occurred to me to take pictures of the girls in those days. I only took photos of tourist attractions. How things have changed! :) But I do have pictures of one Lao girl. The owner’s daughter at the Lao-Paris hotel took me sightseeing and... kept my bed warm. :)

Etoile Cabaret

Ten years on, I only had one mission – collecting pictures of pretty Lao girls I’d fucked. After a late lunch, I walked around town and scouted the location of some of the places I intended to visit. After dark, I checked out the Fountain Circle to see if there were any freelancers around. There were no girls, but the Chinese New Year celebrations were fun to watch.

When I got back to my room, I promptly dozed off. By the time I was ready to go out, it was 9.30 PM already. Way too late!

My first stop was the nearby Etoile Cabaret, a dark nightclub with just a handful of girls. Wee-un kept me company, loved to kiss and seemed desperate to spend the night with me. She looked OK in the dark, but not so good in the light...

Anou Cabaret

The Anou Cabaret was extremely crowded on Chinese New Year. I spotted a few attractive singers and hostesses, but they already had company. Late on a busy night, few girls were available.

Jee-up wasn’t my dream girl, but seemed eager to please. She started kissing me straight away and I figured she’d be good fun. She asked for 1500 THB ST or 3000 THB LT. I countered with 2000 THB LT. She requested 500 THB extra for the mamasan. When I agreed to give her an additional 200 THB, we walked hand in hand to my hotel.

Jee-up wasn’t really into modeling. When a friend called, she wanted to invite her to my room for a threesome. According to Jee-up, she was a true beauty who loved the camera. In reality, her friend turned out to be chubby and average-looking.

I hadn’t slept the previous night and was getting tired. I didn’t fancy fucking both girls, so I decided to send her friend home. Since she was afraid to walk back on her own, Jee-up had to accompany her back to the bar. Jee-up promised she’d be back in 20 minutes... I never saw her again.

The first pictures of a Lao girl taken in my room ended up in the “Not My Girls” collection. Oh, well. There’s always tomorrow...

Loso

Loso69
06-28-08, 00:20
Afternoon Action?

After lunch, I walked around town, looking for an afternoon delight. I strolled to the Patuxai monument and checked out the adjacent park. There were hardly any unattached girls, and no working girls.

I made my way to the riverfront, and walked along the Mekong from the Lane Xang Hotel to the Mekong River Commission building and back. Touts were inviting me to have a drink or a meal at the many riverfront restaurants, but there was no sign of any freelancers.

As I walked back to my hotel along Thanon Setthathirat, my quest for an afternoon taste of Lao pussy turned out to be fruitless. As far as I know, there is no daytime action in Vientiane.

Lane Xang Nightclub

After resting up, I walked over to the Lane Xang hotel. I was relatively early and there were few customers. The mamasan asked if I wanted company and introduced me to Wun. The problem with Lao nightclubs is that they’re too damn dark. When I lit up a cigarette, I realized I’d been lumbered with a fugly.

Wun was no beauty queen, but she was fun to talk to. When I asked her why there were so few girls, she replied that many girls had stopped working at Lane Xang because they weren’t making enough money. Where did they go? The talent had moved to the Don Chan Palace Hotel, the Mekong Hotel and the Lao Plaza Hotel. Great information that earned Wun a 10.000 LAK tip!

Don Chan Palace Hotel Disco

I walked back to my hotel to check out the exact location of the aforementioned places. Except during the dry season, the Don Chan Palace Hotel is in the middle of the Mekong River! Walking along the riverfront, you can’t miss it.

The hotel disco has a minimalistic décor, using oil barrels as tables! :) When I got there around 11 PM, it was almost deserted. A few girls had shown up for work already. The prettiest of the bunch was giving me the eye. I liked Jun, but figured it was too early to commit myself, so I settled for getting her phone number.

I got talking to a Finnish businessman. Eventually, he hooked up with Jun and wasted little time taking her home. Guess he had to wake up in the morning. :)

Around midnight, the disco started filling up. Many girls came with their boyfriend in tow. Single girls showed up too, but many more guys... most of which were half my age. I tried to approach some of the prettier girls. They only came to dance and weren’t looking to be picked up. Things weren’t looking good...

Noy

I spotted Noy’s radiant smile as she walked into the club. She seemed to be accompanied by a guy even older than I. Noy loved to dance! When she returned my smile, I grabbed her by the waist and started dancing with her. I asked her about the other guy. She said she’d just met him outside the disco. No jealous husband to deal with! :)

Noy had a typically round Lao face with big round eyes. No classic beauty, but really cute. I filled up her glass of beer, and had a blast dancing with her. But when it got to closing time, Noy wanted to go home with her friends. :(

As we sat outside, I tried to convince Noy to spend the night with me. When a friend of hers hooked up with someone as well, we finally walked out together. :) Noy escorted me to the parking lot and drove me home on her motorbike...

Noy wasn’t really into posing for pictures, but I still managed to get some decent shots of her. I didn’t exactly like the curtains she was wearing, but they were hiding a magnificent 19 yo little body. I sucked on her perky little tits. Noy loved having her pussy eaten.

Noy wouldn’t suck my dick at first. “Mai chorp!” When I insisted, Noy demonstrated she’s an expert blowjobber when she wants to be. Noy grinded my dick hard. I drilled her wet pussy like a machine gun. Combined with plenty of sloppy kisses, Noy turned out to be a great fuck!

When we woke up early afternoon, the second round was just as great. As I got my wallet out, I suddenly remembered something. Last night, Noy wanted 3000 THB. I’d offered her 2000 THB. But we’d never actually agreed on a fee for her services!

I gave Noy 2000 THB. She insisted on 3000 THB. Considering the circumstances, I thought it fair to settle in the middle...

Noy wasn’t content with 2500 THB. “Yahk ja mee bpun-hah mai?” You wanna have problems? She got on the phone and expected me to wait for her friend(s) to arrive. I had no option but to throw her out...

Loso

Loso69
06-28-08, 20:48
Walking Tour

Lao Plaza Hotel

On Saturday night, the first place I checked out was the plush Lao Plaza hotel. I walked in and looked around, but had no idea where the nightclub was supposed to be. The doorman explained that it was actually a KTV joint with hostesses. KTV rooms and customers singing? Yuks!

Thanon Setthathirat

As I walked along Thanon Setthathirat, I was approached by a number of streetwalkers. Beware! All of them are ladyboys!

Saysana Hotel

The Saysana Hotel used to have a nightclub. The doorman informed me it was closed...

Samlo Pub

I had a quick beer in the Samlo Pub, but didn’t stay long. Nothing but guys...

Bor Pen Nyang

Bor Pen Nyang is a rooftop bar popular with the expat crowd. It has a few freelancers at night, but way more guys than gals. I recognized a few of the girls from the Don Chan Palace hotel disco. One of them was a total hottie, but she went to sit with someone as soon as she walked in. The available girls didn’t tickle my fancy...

Mekong Hotel

The sign outside said Nightclub & KTV, but the place felt more like a disco when I walked in. In fact, they play mostly Lao/Thai music. I just happened to walk in during a spell of Western disco.

Not surprisingly, the place was packed on a Saturday night, with quite a few falangs in the mix. When the mamasan asked if I wanted company, I was shown the fishbowl. Bright lights! Great selection of 20+ girls! Nirvana!

I was spoilt for choice, and took a while to make my selection. True to form, I picked a pretty blonde...

Dta-wun

Dta-wun was really affectionate and sweet pecks on the lips soon turned into passionate French kissing. We did the “Lam Wong “ (Lao circle dance) on the dance floor. :) Dta-wun was great company and I was dying to take her home...

Dta-wun said she’d never been with a falang before and was reluctant to spend the night with me. When I told her I’d be gentle, she was good to go. :) The standard (asking) prices at the Mekong Nightclub are 1500 THB ST & 3000 THB LT. When I offered her 2000 THB, Dta-wun countered with 2500 THB. I replied I’d give her a tip if she took good care of me...

Dta-wun was ultra-sweet and adored kissing. Unlike many Asian girls, she wasn’t ticklish at all and loved to have her neck nibbled. Her great pair of knockers is like sweet mangoes waiting to be devoured. By the time I got down to her pussy, her juices were already flowing. She tasted like honey...

Dta-wun was horny as hell. She was passionate as can be. We totally connected during a love-making session that was sheer magic!

When we woke up around noon, we were soon kissing and cuddling again. Before I knew it, my dick was inside her for a quickie fuck. After showering together, we started fooling around again. When Dta-wun sucked my dick to get me hard again, a sweaty monster fuck ensued. Dta-wun seemed insatiable...

Dta-wun called me to tell me she missed me as I was having lunch. She probably wouldn’t be working tonight (my last night), but wanted to see me again tomorrow. She wanted a falang boyfriend. This ray of sunshine won’t be on the market for long...

Loso

Carlos Spain
06-28-08, 20:55
Can you inform the disco-club of Novotel?

There are girls to spend the night? The Novotel hotel is friendly with the girls?

Loso69
06-29-08, 00:28
jun

at the don chan palace hotel disco, i’d gotten a cutie’s phone number, with the intention of inviting her over for an afternoon romp. when i dialed the digits, her friend answered. jun didn’t have a phone, so she actually gave me her friend’s number. jun wasn’t with her and she wasn’t available before 8 pm. too late!

mekong hotel

with a great selection late on a busy saturday night, i figured the line-up would be awesome if i got there earlier. in fact, i was a little too early. they only open at 8.30 pm.

dta-wun told me she probably wouldn’t be working tonight. but when i peeked through the fishbowl door as another customer walked in, i spotted her goldilocks. on the one hand, dta-wun had been amazing. on the other hand, i’d only fucked 2 girls in vientiane and wanted to add to that tally. not to make her lose face, i decided to wait until dta-wun got picked.

i observed the scene as punters walked in and out of the fishbowl. some guys needed glasses. others walked out with a stunning babe on their arm. around 10 pm, dta-wun finally got picked by an elderly japanese fellow. time to make my move!

the line-up had already been robbed of many a beauty, but even the depleted selection was pretty impressive. like yesterday, i took my time before picking a queen for the night. as i was pondering my options, dta-wun walked in to pick up her purse. ouch!

yui

the apple of my eye was an 18 yo cutie with an enchanting smile. yui liked falangs and was kissing me straight away. since we got on like a house on fire, i figured she’d be good to go. but when i asked yui to accompany me at closing time, she couldn’t...

her younger sister also worked at the mekong nightclub. she’d been sitting with a local who’d spent a small fortune getting himself and his girl drunk as a skunk. i sat at his table as he pleaded for her to go with him. to no avail... she had her period.

my girl had to accompany her sister home. yui was willing to go st, but we had to take a tuk-tuk to my hotel, where her sister would wait for us to finish the deed. they’d take a tuk-tuk back to the mekong hotel, from where they could drive home on their motorbike. does this sound complicated? :confused: i figured yui would be in a hurry with her sister waiting. i really wanted a lt girl. i decided to pass.

yui gave me her phone number and urged me to call her the next day. she didn’t know i was leaving town the next morning!

novotel hotel

the nightclubs close at midnight, but the late night discos were supposed to be open until 2 am. when i approached the novotel hotel, i spotted police officers across the street. as i turned into the alley, it looked deserted. both the highwayman karaoke & disco and future music were closed at half past midnight. :(

wind west

during the long and lonely walk home, i suddenly heard music. :) wind west was still open for business! i spotted some foreigners as i peeked inside. but the door was bolted shut! :(

samlo pub

the samlo pub was still open after 1 am. i figured i would have a final beerlao, but they were sold out of beer! only whisky and a few ugly girls were on offer. no, thanks!

epilogue

i should have forgotten about my stats. spending another night with superstar performer dta-wun sleeping in my arms could have been magic. waiting until closing time before asking yui to accompany me was another dumb move. everything else was just rotten luck. there are days like that!

loso

Loso69
06-29-08, 21:55
Getting There & Away

Flight Bangkok – Udon Thani

Thai Airways

Thai Airways has 3 daily flights from Bangok (Don Muang) to Udon Thani:

9:25 - 10:30
13:20 - 14:25
18:00 - 19:05

The schedule for the return flight is:

11:10 - 12:10
15:05 - 16:05
19:50 - 20:50

I bought my ticket at Don Muang airport the day of the flight and paid 2100 THB. Today, their website quoted me 2300 THB (to Udon Thani) and 2250 THB (to Bangkok) for advance reservations with random dates.

http://www.thaiairways.com

Nok Air

Nok Air has 3-4 daily departures from Bangkok (Don Muang) to Udon Thani:

6:00 - 7:05 - Daily
12:20 - 13:25 - Daily
16:40 - 17:45 - Daily
19:45 - 20:50 - Mon-Thu-Fri-Sun

The schedule for the return flight is:

7:35 - 8:35 - Daily
13:55 - 14:55 - Daily
18:15 - 19:15 - Daily
21:20 - 22:20 - Mon-Thu-Fri-Sun

When I enquired about ticket prices at Don Muang airport an hour before the flight, the price was 2250 THB. Today, their website quoted me 1690 THB (to Udon Thani) and 1640 THB (to Bangkok) for reservations with the same dates.

http://www.nokair.com

Air Asia

Air Asia flies daily from Bangok (Suvarnabhumi) to Udon Thani:

16:15 - 17:15

The return flight is:

17:40 - 18:40

Today, their website quoted me 870,98 THB (to Udon Thani) and 817,48 THB (to Bangkok) for reservations with the same dates. Air Asia being Air Asia, they charge 30 THB extra per item of checked in luggage. They charge 80 THB per kilo for excess luggage (over 15 kg)...

http://www.airasia.com

Udon Thani - Vientiane

From Udon Thani airport, there are minivans directly to the Friendship Bridge for 150 THB.

The bus over the Friendship Bridge costs 15 THB.

The taxi mafia awaits you on the Lao side of the bridge. I shared a tuk-tuk with a French couple. They hastily agreed to pay 250 THB. My share was 100 THB.

Bus Nong Khai - Bangkok

Heading back to Bangkok, I elected to go by bus. From the Friendship Bridge, you can catch a song taew (baht bus) to the bus station in Nong Khai (30 THB). I bought a ticket for the first available bus to Bangkok (2nd class A/C; 370 THB). The journey took over 11 hours, with stops at all the major bus stations along the way.

Visa on Arrival

Lao visas on arrival are available at international airports and most land crossings, including the Friendship Bridge. They cost 30 USD for most nationalities and are valid for 30 days. If you’re not holding the correct currency, visiting the currency exchange booth at the border should work out cheaper than paying 1300 THB.

I was also charged an “Entrance fee for foreigners carrying a passport”. Since it was only 10 THB, I didn’t bother challenging this ridiculous charge.

Accommodation

Lao-Paris Hotel

Address
- Thanon Samsenthai 100

The Lao-Paris hotel has 3 types of rooms. The smallest rooms cost 700 THB. The biggest rooms are equipped with a PC and cost 1100 THB. My room was 900 THB.

All rooms feature A/C, hot water, TV and an empty fridge. Wireless Internet is available, but is terribly slow. At hotel reception, PCs with faster Internet access are available free of charge for hotel guests.

Of course, the hotel is perfectly guest-friendly. They’ll even let your girl park her motorbike inside. :)

SIM Card

There are no formalities to buy a Lao SIM card. I bought a TIGO card for 50.000 LAK, which included 10.000 LAK phone credit.

ATM Machines

I withdrew sufficient THB at a Thai ATM at the border before entering Laos and exchanged THB into LAK as necessary.

I didn’t need to use an ATM machine, but Vientiane seemed littered with them. Apparently, they accept both debit and credit cards and dispense up to 700.000 LAK per transaction, with a maximum of 10 withdrawals per day.

Of course, pussy is priced in THB. Hotel room rates are in THB or USD. Not holding the correct currency means you’re liable to get screwed on the exchange rate. Mongers are advised to carry plenty of THB! :)

Loso

Loso69
06-29-08, 22:58
timing

i was in vientiane:

february 7 - february 10 (4 nights)

statistics

during my 4-day stay in vientiane, i had:

st: 0
lt: 2
girls: 2

not exactly impressive stats. things didn’t really work out for me...

nightclubs

general

most of the nightclubs in vientiane are in hotels. they usually have live music. pretty girls sing lao/thai pop music, with an occasional switch to western music.

the nightclubs typically open around 8 pm. they all close at midnight, but may stay open a little longer on busy nights.

when single males walk in, the mamasan or captain will be quick to ask them if they want company. they can bring girls to your table, but you’re likely to get lumbered with a fugly. and the nightclubs are too dark to properly ascertain a girl’s beauty.

always ask to be shown the fishbowl! they have bright lights and you can pick your own girl!

when a girl sits with you, she’ll probably drink whatever you’re drinking. some girls may order a soft drink instead. there are no special ladies drinks, so her drinks are the same price as yours.

girls earn a sitting fee of 10000 lak / hour to keep you company. the sitting fee is waived if you end up taking the girl home.

the girls are available for take-out. most nightclubs also have st rooms. typical prices are 1000-1500 thb st and 2000-3000 thb lt.

anou cabaret

location
- thanon heng boun
- close to the corner with thanon chao anou

the anou cabaret is inside the anou hotel. when i visited this popular nightclub late on chinese new year, the pretty birds had flown. if you get there earlier, the place has a large and high quality selection, second only to the nightclub at the mekong hotel.

etoile nightclub

location
- thanon chanta khumman
- associated with the hotel ekalath metropole on the corner with thanon samsenthai.
- not inside the hotel, but further down the street, in the direction of that dam (black stupa).

this nightclub is even darker than most and only had a handful of hostesses when i visited.

inter city hotel nightclub

location
- thanon fa ngum
- close to the corner with thanon chao anou.

the inter hotel (as it was called then) is where i spent my first night in vientiane a decade ago. the nightclub downstairs was the scene where i met my first lao girl. on this trip, i wanted to check out bor pen nyang next-door and neglected to ask if the nightclub was still open.

lane xang hotel nightclub

location
- thanon pangkham
- not inside the lane xang hotel!
- as you walk out of the hotel, turn right and the nightclub is just around the corner.

according to the girl i talked to, many of the hostesses have moved to more popular nightspots. but i did notice a couple of real cuties walking around. since they open early (6 pm), it may be a good spot to look for an early evening st.

mekong hotel nightclub

location
- thanon luang prabang
- about 1,5 km from the center of town.

this extremely popular nightclub has both the largest and the best selection in town. unlike in other nightclubs, where the mamasans often prefer to bring (ugly) girls to your table, you’ll immediately be escorted to the fishbowl. feast your eyes on a dazzling display of beauty queens and pick a winner! the top place in town... by a long way!

saysana hotel nightclub

location
- thanon chao anou
- close to the corner with thanon setthathirat.

the nightclub at the saysana hotel is closed!

discos

general

while the nightclubs close at midnight, discos are allowed to stay open until 2 am... unless the cops show up! the disco freelancers charge rates similar to the nightclub girls.

don chan palace hotel

website
- http://www.donchanpalacelaopdr.com

location
- don chan island, in the middle of the mekong river.

the disco, officially called lunar 36, is on the 3rd floor. the 30.000 lak cover charge includes one drink. the disco is rather small, with a minimalistic décor, using oil barrels as tables. there is no separate dance floor.

when i showed up at 11 pm, the place was almost deserted. but there were a handful of girls already, so at least the male/female ratio was good! the place starts filling up around midnight and gets really crowded. in the end, the male/female ratio was horrible, with most of the competition being half my age.

i noticed many girls walking in with boyfriend in tow. i didn’t think of it at the time and arrived too early to witness it, but i figure many girls wait outside for a sponsor to pay their cover charge. when i approached groups of unattached girls, i struck out. in the end, i stole someone else’s girl! :)

novotel hotel

location
- thanon luang prabang
- about 2km from the city center.
- the discos are down an alley just past the novotel hotel.

there are actually 2 discos, called highwayman karaoke & disco & future music. when i showed up at half past midnight on my final night in town, i spotted cops across the street. the alley was deserted and both discos were closed. :(

freelancer hangouts

bor pen nyang

location
- thanon fa ngum
- next to the inter city hotel.
- close to the corner with thanon chao anou.

this rooftop bar is very popular with the expat crowd. there were a few freelancers around, but the male/female ratio was dreadful. even ugly girls were hit on almost as soon as they walked in!

music house

location
- thanon fa ngum
- close to the corner with thanon manthatulat.

this place wasn’t open yet as i walked past on my final night. a sign stating that minors weren’t allowed looked promising. :) i’m not sure how to categorize the place, but i think it’s a safe bet that there are girls on offer.

samlo pub

location
- thanon setthathirat
- opposite wat in paeng.

the first time i popped my head inside, there was nothing but guys. as i walked home at 1 am on my final night, there were a few girls. over the hill old hags!

wind west pub

location
- thanon luang prabang
- not far past the corner with thanon khun bulom.

the wind west pub was still open on a night when the novotel discos were closed earlier than advertized. peeking through the door, i spotted foreigners and local girls, so the place is definitely a pick-up spot with freelancers. unfortunately, the door was bolted shut! :(

ktv

lao plaza hotel

location
- thanon samsenthai
- close to the corner with thanon pangkham.

the plush lao plaza hotel has a ktv with hostesses. you need a posse to visit a ktv. and i can’t stand bloody karaoke!

mekong hotel

apart from the nightclub, the mekong hotel also has ktv rooms (on the 2nd floor).

streetwalkers

a decade ago, there were plenty of streetwalkers in vientiane, especially around the fountain circle. on this trip, i only spotted streetwalkers on thanon setthathirat. and they were all ladyboys!

observations

prices

as laos is one of the poorest countries in the world, you might expect p4p to be dirt cheap. but even a decade ago, lao girls were pretty expensive for the region. since it is illegal for a lao girl to sleep with a foreigner unless they’re married, i guess you’re paying danger money. demand exceeding supply also drives prices up.

timeframe

the action starts late (around 8 pm) and finishes early (midnight – 2 am). the limited timeframe makes it challenging to fuck multiple girls a day. if things don’t work out with a girl, you may not be able to find a suitable replacement.

language

courtesy of watching thai television, all lao girls speak thai. since i speak thai as well, i had no problem communicating with the girls. but most lao girls speak very little english...

au revoir

after 4 days in vientiane, i traveled back to bangkok to meet up with bwana dik. but i wasn’t ready to leave. i wanted to explore more venues. i wanted to fuck more girls. noy and dta-wun’s performance tasted like more...

final words

laos is relatively expensive. the limited timeframe is a hindrance. yet vientiane had a certain je ne sais quoi that made me want to stay...

loso

Brenno
07-29-08, 11:20
Vientiane july 2008

Vientiane is a very relaxed town. Not noisy, some huge boulevards almost empties, never seen a traffic jam. You can rent a bycicle and go around. From riverside to Pha That Luang wat, wich is the longest distance in town, it takes 10 minutes. But you will be considered a poor man. Bycicle for kids, say my local love Vic. You don't need a guide to go around Vientiane, it is better to rent a motorbike. It will cost you 2 run by tuk-tuk. Those tuc-tuc's men are vampires. Places in Vientiane have already be carefully mapped. On the other hand some of them are just myth or bullshit. For example: there is not whatsoever street activity in the center of town. Around the fountain there are some nice and high class restourants, no action at all. yes, there are women smiling you but they do because asian people behave that way unlike western people. Along the riverside from hospital onwards there is nothing. On a 1 km walkway there are 5 public benches, at night time with young couples in honeymoon. This is it, no matter what time. Further on, next to the city, after the foodstalls there is a long strip of stalls yet by the riverside. They all have girls waving at you, and inviting you. They are restaurants, the girls are the waitresses, they are gentle and they smile because laotian people do like that, not because they try to hook you. They are not streewalkers. North of Patuxai monument there is a musical fountain, with lights. It is a small park right in the middle of the largest two lanes boulevard in town. At night families and mamas go there with their children to watch the fountain and play around. Who could find hookers there? I'm sorry gentlemen, but that sounds unbelievable to me. Only outdoor action I really found was on one alley near Novotel. And not a sworm of girls, just some, and ugly too. I went there with my bycicle and one girl chatting with some friends stopped me and did offer me a fuck with a very basic english, she did as I write right now:"want fuck?". So I did. A scam. She drove me to a nearby shortime guesthouse. Then she asked me money first. I laughed. But I did further on. As long as we were in position, after usual shower, she asked me a cigarette then she went away for "2 minutes" she say, to buy cigarettes because I didn't have. Of course I didn't see her anymore. I like streewalkers I must say, sometimes I can find some real gems, like in Pattaya or in Bangkok. But most of them are wild objects. None control them. A woman free to behave as she wants the only thing she wants is your money. You are a patetic dreamer if you think they will really like you. Why should they? Did they choose you? No, they didn't, it was you who choose them, so it is you the one who like them not viceversa. They are good actresses, as every woman is, they will tell you whatsoever to make you feel proud to pay them. Do you really think we are handsome as they call us all? Anyway, having this clear in mind I still like streetwalkers. Maybe because I like more sex when it is casual, not organized. In this case I had a bad experience but yes, near novotel they are there, some.
Forget to see them on the main road, it is patrolled by cops, you must look for them, but if you see the novotel then they are around the area, far no more then 300 meters.

Nightclubs.
You want a lady? Go in a night club. Mekong hotel has the biggest one. I didn't like. Too much western style. Big and loud. And more, the Mekong hotel is packed with Japanese and Korean men, they take room there. They are many. When you get there you will only find the leftovers, wich still are not that bad. There are 2 entrances from the street, the one on the right is karaoke upstair, the one on the left is the nightclub, what you look for is in the nightclub. You get in and walk along a corridor. It is very dark inside, really dark (so you can touch the ladies a waitress told me). On your left low tables and armchairs, on your right there is a door almost alltime long open for the many men going in and out. Feel free to go inside. Too huge place to be supervised by the mamasan wich on the other hand lets everyone go in and out. Inside the door there is a big room with chairs in rows, a little cinema. The girls wait there to be choosen meanwhile watching tv. The room is very well illuminated, so you can see the girls clearly. It won't help, since you will have 50 couples of eyes staring you, you will choose too fast. You will. And very seldom it will be a good choise. Yes, many beatiful girls. But is a myth they are the most beatiful. The one I took explained me they work as shifts in all nightclubs of the town. They move from time to time. So quality is the same, it is just a matter of luck to find the one you like. They also work at Lane Xiang, so she told me. Yes at Mekong hotel they have many, bigger chance to find a beauty, but will you recognize her in the middle of 50 right in few seconds? I couldn't. I took the one looked like to me the best and when I was seated outside in the disco area with her I realized most of the others going around were so much better. And more, she behaved with me like a frozen stockfish. I didn't make any deal there. I asked for the price wich is the same of any other place. Mekong is catered for asian men, and girls expect asian men, this is it for me.

At last I think there is not a place better or worse in Vientiane, they are all the same. It is just a matter of feel comfortable and to like the atmosphere or the way they are managed. The girls I talk with also told me they all go to Dong Chang Palace Hotel disco late at night. There are many falang there, she say. They look for the leftovers of the night. Then yet the same girls around nightclubs in town you find in Dong Chan. I remember I read on this forum the girls in Dong Chang go there as a last chance to find a customer so one can get a good deal. You know what? The girl told me the same about falang. She say the falang there are at their last chance of the night maybe because they couldn't find anyone before so they are willing to pay promptly and for very short time because it will be already very late. At last the girls do not care what you do with them, they just watch the clock. For them they will get the short time fare in 30 minutes instead of 1 hour and half, they think they get triple price. Funny isn't it?
It is long way but you can also go by feet to Mekong hotel, it will take 15 minutes. But if you go by feet everyone will know. The doorman will tell to the waitress, the waitress will tell to the mamasan, the mamasan will warn all the girls in the fishbowl. You will be considered a cheap man wich is the worst thing a hooker can think about you. They do not care if you are handsome or ugly, it is just a myth they are scared about western or tall men because they think they have too much big dicks. Women have their own defenses for that. It is just a thought men like to say and write, maybe for telling in a hidden way they have big. None care about other's dick, the girls neither. But if you are cheap, they will betreat you.

The place I like most is Anou. The mamasan. She is the most beatiful woman I have ever seen, EVER. And I've seen many. I got in touch with her, talking a little bit. She took me Vic who became my girlfriend for 3 days. At first I didn't like her, Vic I mean. When mamasan went close to me bringing Vic, every beauty disappears by her side (the mamasan). Keg is her name, and the only one you cannot have. It tooks 2 hours to Vic to make herself please to me. I just watched the band and the 3 female singers. They were beauties too. Moving so charmingly while singing, some kind of ipnotic stuff. Vic, I didn't look at her neither. She was not my type of girl anyway. Mamasan Keg was wrong. That because I made a mistake. Once inside the club you talk with the mamasan FIRST and tell her want you want. Do NOT talk with the waitresses (they are all boys), they will talk to mamasan instead of you, telling her nothing so Keg will not know what you want. Vic was brought to me this way. But yet she was not a bad choice.
What I've learned from this experience is: a woman simply do not accept you don't like her. As long as you don't care about her she will do anything to please you. So happened with Vic, with her poor english, without being the skinny type I like, got trough my angriness and for 3 days made me cum almost continuosly. Sure when an asian woman is with you, she expect you take care of her, what's wrong with that? I like to care of woman as long as she does the woman. Be female, appears good, does not hassle with whatsoever argument. She asked me to go to hairdresser, paint nails, having lunch. Female behavior. And then she thanks me with BJs, with gentleness and real affectivity.

At last this is what we like in women. Their beauty. We do not talk with them about nuclear plants or chess strategies (have you ever noticed there are not female chess champions? Did you wonder why?).

About LaOngDao hotel park I didn't go there. I hate to pay double commission. One to the driver one to the pimp. I like to pay the pimps. When there is a pimp in the middle usually the girls behave good (except in Singapore as I will write in a report about there). Because there is someone they have to deal with (the pimp, not you, they will see you once in life, why should they behave good with you?). But I hate to pay a man in the middle between me an the pimp. Everyone has its own job. The driver does the driver, he is a driver. I pay him already for driving, why should he gets another income about that business? His part he already had. The pimp get the commission for girl, he is the one who manage them, not the driver.

This is the action I found in Vientiane.

Sidhartha
08-11-08, 02:33
Does anyone have a contact email address of the Anou Hotel for reservation purposes? The one I found on the web does not work.
Rates are about $25 a day?
Any recommendations for Luang Prabang?

Gagoo
08-14-08, 05:15
Me and another member will be in town from Aug 24th-27th.
We are newbies to Laos and would like to meet up with someone with a clue, or even anyone as clueless as us.

Pedro 917
08-14-08, 17:02
Me and another member will be in town from Aug 24th-27th.
We are newbies to Laos and would like to meet up with someone with a clue, or even anyone as clueless as us.Hi,

Currently some of Vientiane is underwater as the Mekong has breeched its banks. The weather forecast for the next few days is not to good either.

Check out Utube I think there are some vids of current situation posted on it.

Good luck,

Pedro917

Gagoo
08-22-08, 14:28
Hi,

Currently some of Vientiane is underwater as the Mekong has breeched its banks. The weather forecast for the next few days is not to good either.

Check out Utube I think there are some vids of current situation posted on it.

Good luck,

Pedro917


Thanks Pedro,

A few of my chat mates from the internet live there and said it is OK there.
It might be ok there because they have canoes and are use to it though.

If we don't like the first day, we will go stay in Udon Thani a couple days.

Thanks Again

Mauldid
08-24-08, 05:42
Heading to Vientiane but haven't found any info about the Mekong Hotel on the web. Does anyone know its full name?

Gagoo
08-26-08, 15:03
Heading to Vientiane but haven't found any info about the Mekong Hotel on the web. Does anyone know its full name?


I'm in the Mekong Hotel as I write this. The web address on their flyer does not work. www.mekong-ht.com That is the complete name of the hotel.

Me and a friend walked in and they have rooms for $30, $40 and $50.
If you want internet in your room you will need certain rooms, and they are $40 and $50 rooms. The internet uses a LAN cable and costs $2 a day.
Yes!!! It's very slow, even when I went to an Internet cafe, the internet is very slow.

I stayed in the Novotel last night and I didn't have any problems bringing a girl in, I actually brought in two girls, one girl waited in my friends room while I did they dirty deed. I asked the girl if it was Ok to bring girls in the Mekong Hotel; she laughed and said it was OK to bring 5 or 6 girls in your room. I am thinking I will be bringing in a girl tonight.

You can walk from the Novotel to the Mekong Hotel in about 2 minutes.

Here is a phone number for the hotel, I don't know if it works (856-21) 212937


A report on Vientiane to follow soon.

RCA Knight
09-01-08, 07:59
Was in Vientiane for a short trip, flying from a some monkey consulting in KL.
Checked out a few places, Anou has girls in uniforms, about 15 girls on my visit, but seems older than Mekong. Mamasan said 1000 bahts ST, but there were 2 that demand 1500, all not too cute. The place is dark so you have to take a very close look before take out.

Went to Mekong club 2 nights, as reported it has the most numbers, I would think over 100, many shift back and forth between karaoke upstairs and another lounge on the ground floor, there is no super cutie, but many are okay doable, ST price stay the same 1000 bahts, LT time is 1500-2000.

I had a girl from here, the girls are all quite friendly but the working girls in Laos are no longer like before. 5 years back, most of them were still very passionate and girlfriendly, but now these elements have lost, only friendly left. Quite average sex, but still good deal, some bbbj, some kissing, but not compassionate like so many Lao girls 5 years ago.

Second night I found a girl from the river front bars. There are always some freelancers in these river fron bars or some on motocycles at river front avenue. Body quite okay, thats was why I chose her. She was nice and friendly, but not girlfriendly, again some bbbj, never had a full blown bbbj from lao girls for a while. Paid her 1000 bahts, plus 100 tip for being very friendly.

Mekong has the largest number of girls, but its a very Asian place, mamasan said its mostly a Thai place, with some Japanese, Chinese, Korean customers, but according to her, its predominantly from Thailand. Some girls are not used to westerners, and may be scared, so ask the fat mama first.

Mekong hotel is from 30USD with basic room, the higher price rooms are quite okay and comfortable, I took a look at the rooms, but I stayed at Lao Plaza for 80USD, but next time I think I stay at Mekong 40-50 USD room, its good enough.

Beware of the tuk tuk, they will extort you any way they can, for a short trip in town, pay 40-50 bahts at most, be firm.

Cunning Linguist
09-09-08, 23:40
i was in vientiane laos just last august and i was definitely looking for action but did not know where to look. a tuk-tuk driver called out to me and offered me a girl but i politely declined for fear of spending time in a laotian jail since foreigners and laotians are forbidden to have carnal relations unless they are married ... to each other.

nevertheless, the idea slowly sank into me. it grew upon me. it wormed its way into every cell in my gonads. as i had dinner at the blue sky restaurant, i contemplated the tuk-tuk driver. i show him take a customer and returned. finally, when i was finished, i had made up my mind. i would go for it. after reading other reports on this thread, i thought that it just might work. driven by ravenous randiness, i made for the spot where the tuk-tuk driver was but before i reached the place, he had picked up another customer. i was quite frustrated.

i walked down the street a bit more when i was approached by a girl who seemed rather pretty. she asked me whether i wanted to be with her short time. i asked point blank, in thai, if she was a katoey. she said, no, she wasn't. i even asked another time, just to make sure. with a negative answer given twice, we agreed on 800 baht but i told her that i could not do it in my hotel. she said, no problem, there were short-time hotels. we walked down the dimly lit streets and though i was a bit scared, my horniness pulled me through.

we went into some kind of hotel and i was told to pay 40,000 kip, about 4.60 us dollars or 3.16 euros. we then went into this dingy room. there was an opening at the top of the wall. one only needed to get a ladder and peer over it to see the action. there was a window with a curtain that did not quite cover the window which, ominously, seemed not to be able to cover 100%. i was afraid that someone could peer through or, even worse, take photos and blackmail me. the girl started kissing me but i started to feel that something was not quite right. her breasts, though small, were quite hard. alarmingly hard. i started to insist that she strip down completely before i proceeded. she coyly refused, smiling at me sexily. i insisted again. and again. eventually, i pulled down the panties ... there was no trouser snake but there was a trouser slug. she was a he! the revulsion, the disgust, the utter horror of it all! i was totally unaware that there were lady boys in laos. my anti-katoey antennae had been switched off because i assumed that ladyboys could simply not exist there. in spite of this, i did ask it twice just to make sure. let this be a warning: ladyboys in laos do exist so don't let down your guard.
i was absolutely livid because i had been lied to so emphatically and the thought that such a loathsome creature had even touched me filled me with utter disgust. i immediately told the creature that i would have nothing to do with it. it protested, this time in english, that it would fuck me long time good. i was disgusted even more. fearful that i might not be able to get out of paying it anything at all, i threw about 3,000 kip onto the floor and stormed out. it protested saying that it was a mere pittance, even less than 20 baht. i replied,in thai, good, the hotel can have the money. the monster picked up the 35 u.s. cents worth and proceeded to follow me telling me, in english now, that it needed a drink. i walked out into the "lobby", give the boy at the reception the key and stepped out into the street.
the lowlife continued to hound me in the darkness of the streets but i replied that it had lied to me and i picked up pace and even broke into a run. i turned the corner and low and behold, there was the tuk-tuk driver that had offered me his services. he repeated the offer which now, hornier than ever ... for female company ... i readily accepted. we went off into the inky blackness of a vientiane overcast night in a clunky, clanky tuk-tuk.

to be continued.

J Lover
09-13-08, 01:09
She was a he! The revulsion, the disgust, the utter horror of it all! I was totally unaware that there were lady boys in Laos. ....Let this be a warning: ladyboys in Laos do exist so don't let down your guard.Yes, not just Laos, but the entire region in south east Asia and even beyond. I was in Manila in March and there were chicks with dicks everywhere. And they wanted action. And I just kept telling them "I want a real girl, not you". Eventually I found myself playing a "dodge the ladyboys" game every night. Now I always assume every person that approaches me is a chick with a dick, until proven otherwise. Guilty until proven innocent.

To be continued.
I can't wait for the next instalment - a session with a REAL girl!

Cunning Linguist, did you used to be on hookerlooker forum?

Cunning Linguist
09-15-08, 10:30
The smiling tuk-tuk driver, and his friend, drove on and on, negotiating various potholes and puddles left by the incessant August rains. After about 15 minutes, I was beginning to become concerned. I asked them in Thai if the place was far away. They grinned and said "bo gài" in Lao, similar to "mâi glai! in Thai. The further we went out, the fewer lights there were and I was getting more nervous. Nevertheless, I assumed that since there were a lot of witnesses in the street and Laos being a communist country with strong law and order, at least in that area, I was not running the risk of being robbed. At least, I was under such an illusion.

Eventually, I spied upon a group of bright lights in the distance that lit up the nightly gloom, made even darker by the overcast sky and lack of light pollution from the surrounding area. As we pulled up, I could see that there were scantily clad girls standing around inside. They all looked at the "matsida" (foreigner) and talked. The tuk-tuk driver told me in Lao, take this one, she is good. Hmm. I decided to take him for his word. Then the negotiations for the price of the trick ensued.
I knew that I was probably going to have to pay more than the average guy but being out in the middle of nowhere in the darkest of dark places in a country I hardly knew, doing something technically illegal (no foreigners may have sexual relations with a Lao unless married to that person) convinced me that my bargaining power was somewhat diminished. We eventually settled on 40 U.S. dollars. I know that half of that, or less, would have been enough, but I was scared.

Even at such a good price, it seemed that the girl needed some persuasion. I am not fat nor ugly and I dress quite well. However, she and the mamasan seemed to be having a talk. Then there was another pause. One of the twenty dollar bills had a tear but my tuk-tuk driver said, bo ben nyang (it doesn't matter) and with that, the girl, the two Laotians and yours truly packed into the tuk-tuk and went off into the night. The girl was not too bad but I never would have picked her up in Bangkok. Nevertheless, she was Laotian and I was in Laos. The thought of it all was exhiliarating. I talked to the girl in a mixture of Thai and Laotian and that seemed to break the ice.
We pulled up at another set of buildings and climbed out. The tuk-tuk driver told me that it would cost me 24,000 kip to rent the room for our tryst. The owner, a wiry woman, took one look at me and announced that it would be 25,000 kip. I sarcastically told the tuk-tuk driver that matsidas always have to pay more while the woman's jaw dropped, not expecting me to understand anything.
The girl and I entered the room. The bed was fine but the light flickered. The bathroom was ... Laotian. No toilet as we know it and the shower, well, there was no shower. Just a basin with a bowl of cold water. The girl went in first and did her ap naam (shower or bath) and instructed me to do as well afterwards.
There is nothing weirder than taking a good cold bath before doing the deed. It seems rather counterintuitive. I came out and she had her cell phone aimed at me and snapped a picture of me. We talked at bit, in Thai-Lao as she knew absolutely no English whatsoever and I was obviously her first matsida. I asked her how old she was and she replied 80. I asked her again and it became 90. Hmmm. I replied that I was 120. She laughed. I assumed that she was being coy to be funny and not to reveal an age younger than it should be. She looked legal but you can never tell.
Outside, two tuk-tuk drivers, the people renting the room, and some others were waiting for us to get it on and finish. There was no rush but ...
Eventually, her towel was removed, revealing a wisp of very, very long but sparse pubic hair. She would not let me go down on her but I got a good enough look to see that she had a bona fide vulva for which I was extremely grateful. She really was interesting in seeing my Falang schlong. She compared it with her forearm (something which I was later to see used by other Orientals) and seemed concerned. She liked to caress it and rub it but after a while I became concerned that a handjob was all that I was going to get. I insisted on penetration and eventually, gently, I gained entry, at least partial entry. After it was over, we laughed, talked a bit more, cleaned up and went out.
The people smiled at us, knowingly, and we made our way back to the roadside bar and from there back downtown. In the meantime, the tuk-tuk driver(s) picked up a couple of Chinese at some nondescript intersection in some area around Vientiane. I spoke to them in a bit of Chinese and congratulated them for the Olympics. They were delighted. They were dropped off somewhere before we got back downtown though I never understood why or what the deal was.
When we arrived, the tuk-tuk driver told me that I should pay 300 baht for him and 200 baht for his friend. I thought, well, 10 euros for an adventurous night that ended on a positive note was a bargain for me.

Mosquito2002
09-18-08, 04:07
Thanks, for all the good info on Laos. Making a visa trip there next week, only planning on staying one night. And depending on the entertainment factor may stick around for 1-2 more!

Recommendations for where to go if you only had one night there!

Mosquito2002
09-23-08, 06:07
Hour and a half drive to the Thai-Lao border, easy exit from Thailand.

20 baht now for the bus across the Friendship Bridge, it use to be 15 baht earlier this month.

35.00 U.S. for the visa, they added a 1 dollar surcharge (only for Farangs).
So, 35.00 for U.S. Passport.

10 baht entry fee, prior to exiting the immigration area.

They now have a stand (or I just didn't notice it before) directly outside immigration area for taxi/tuk-tuk rides to Vientiene.
Took the taxicab for 300 baht, this included embassy stop (1 1/2 hours)
and follow-on trip to the Mekong Hotel.
* Same driver picking me up tomorrow for another embassy run, to get
my passport back.

Thai Embassy:
20 minutes in line to hand in visa application w/ copy for passport, and
another 40 minutes waiting to pay to processing fee.
1000 baht for a 60 day visa.
* Make sure you have the right paperwork, there were a number of people
in line with old or outdated forms. Most also forgot a copy of their
passport.
* There are a number of touts outside the embassy that'll help you for a
few baht.

Mekong Hotel:
Easy check-in, opted for the 40.00 room.
Understand the 30 and 40.00 dollar rooms have 2 beds and the 50.00
room has one large bed.
No passport, but did have my passport number (from Lao exit paperwork).
Nice hotel, room ok. Only a shower!!!
Using their internet service, it's not that slow!!! 1.00 per hour.

It's noon now, so no action around. Will checkout some of the recommended spots tonight.

Mosquito2002
09-24-08, 06:06
Last night was a bust!

Visited Xaing Lane (sic) at 9 PM, only 8-10 ladies and equal # of customers. Saw only 5 do-able, and 1 stunner. Didn't get the price range for extras.

Next Anou Cabaret, there was a dance contest in the place last night and it didn't end until 11 PM. I had a beer and departed.

Next Mekong Club, place was hopping. Good number of lookers, but most were already with customers. Recommend you get there early, say before 9 PM. It was late, so wasn't to picky. Host brought over an average looker, maybe an 6. Older lady (late 20's) with some miles, did a few drinks and now it's 12 and place is ready to close. Ask the question, get 1500 S/T and 3000 LT. Counter with 2000 LT which is accepted. Then I get second thoughts, and back out on the deal. Why settle for 2nd string, when 1st string is available back in Thailand or my next visa trip to Laos.

Misc Items:

Got tagged by a few tuk-tuk drivers for ladies, price ranged from 1200-1500 with a 3KM ride from town.

Tex-Mex by the river is a nice bar to watch traffic and have a beer. Spent the afternoon there drinking, no action during the day. Past there last night and there was one table with 4 ladies sitting alone (ave lookers), but didn't stop for a beer.

Tuk-Tuks drivers played the money conversion game, asking for 30K Kip then dropping it to 20K Kip, then only 100 baht. Stuck with 50 baht for rides around town.

Anou Cabaret has a lot of potential, just my luck the place had the dance contest.

Overall, Vientiene felt very safe and besides the tuk-tuk drivers and not getting laid it was a nice visit.

Saint Jack
10-05-08, 09:48
It was another trip back to Vientiane during this rainy season with lots of rain in September joined by a Thai friend of mine.

We took the advice of this tuk-tuk driver who offered to take us to some place where local mongers go.

We started with a street (no idea which section of Vientiane it is) which is dotted with around 10 or so local karaokes; each with 5-6 girls but not up to our liking.

So, next we went out of town to the road going to the friendship bridge. The place is called Mittapharp which is another local karaoke joint.

No farangs here; only locals and some Thai. The place is not as nice as Anu or Mekong but has around 15 or so girls. Selection is not that bad and price seems to be lower than those 2 venues I just mentioned. ST 1,200 Baht, LT 1,700 Baht paid to the karaoke (which I believe tuk-tuk driver got some share of it).

So, we both picked a girl each and winded up the 3 bottles of beer Lao before heading back to our place.

The girl I took is 19 while my friend's is 18 and both spoke not a word of English but of course Thai is understood well. We exchanged data the next day and found that though they are quite young but experienced enough in what they are doing. Though BJ is not provided if not asked in my case but my friend was eager to accommodate to any request he made.

Tipping was requested by the time they leave; for me this is one of the indicator on how much they had been in this work apart from their performance on bed.

Lvr37
10-30-08, 14:56
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The girl I took is 19 while my friend's is 18 and both spoke not a word of English but of course Thai is understood well. We exchanged data the next day and found that though they are quite young but experienced enough in what they are doing. Though BJ is not provided if not asked in my case but my friend was eager to accommodate to any request he made.

Tipping was requested by the time they leave; for me this is one of the indicator on how much they had been in this work apart from their performance on bed.

One of the girl I took did not offer BBBJ at first but she did not mind me going down on her hairy pussy. When I woke up the next morning she was still sleeping. I licked her till she was awoke and pushed my dick into her mouth and she did it. It was a good BBBJ and she was certainly experienced and had offered that service to others. It was just that they are selective.

With more persuasion I am sure the girl will blow!

Mosquito2002
11-13-08, 06:50
Making another visa run next week, any updated info on the P4P scene in Vientiene?

Cadjan
11-16-08, 21:11
making another visa run next week, any updated info on the p4p scene in vientiene?vientiane is still sleepy. don chan disco (3rd floor) is not though. monday night dao was on form, tapped her on the ass to get out next morning and she jumped on for one more. tuesday night na (? ) and her friend were weaving all over the road on their motorbike, took them for something to eat at 4am-ish then home for some fun. the speel in the handbook of the hotel about no laos-foriegner relations is bullshit, the security guard was almost asleep on the couch in the lobby and didn't bat an eyelid when we walked in, and her friend came knocking on the door with no accompaniment 20 minutes later, cctv and police my arse. na great tits for an asian girl, both no problem giving out their phone number on exit. god bless laos, i'll be going back.

anyway all the girls in laos are hot, even the ones sitting by the road doing nothing upcountry, and good value 1, 500-2, 000 thb lt

Mosquito2002
11-17-08, 04:22
Any daytime action to be had in town??

Last time I visited wasted the entire afternoon on a fruitless walk around town.

Lvr37
11-17-08, 04:58
vientiane is still sleepy. don chan disco (3rd floor) is not though. monday night dao was on form, tapped her on the ass to get out next morning and she jumped on for one more. tuesday night na (? ) and her friend were weaving all over the road on their motorbike, took them for something to eat at 4am-ish then home for some fun. the speel in the handbook of the hotel about no laos-foriegner relations is bullshit, the security guard was almost asleep on the couch in the lobby and didn't bat an eyelid when we walked in, and her friend came knocking on the door with no accompaniment 20 minutes later, cctv and police my arse. na great tits for an asian girl, both no problem giving out their phone number on exit. god bless laos, i'll be going back.

anyway all the girls in laos are hot, even the ones sitting by the road doing nothing upcountry, and good value 1, 500-2, 000 thb lt

nice pics.

surprisingly you could find laotian girls with big boobs. the last time i was there they were all petite and small. don't tell me they have grown up after two years? ;)

Cadjan
11-17-08, 09:51
Nice pics.

Surprisingly you could find Laotian girls with big boobs. The last time I was there they were all petite and small. Don't tell me they have grown up after two years? ;)She had them well packaged so it was a surprise for me too when they came out. Guess I got lucky.

Jolly Jack
11-23-08, 17:18
Dear TA excellent report also read yr Udon report all good stuff.

Been a monger for many a year now but never written a report.

How ever I think it wise to point out that the custard dick may be the primary symtom of syphilis. "The primary stage of syphilis, often begins with a sore on the part that has been in contact with the infection, the genitals, rectum or mouth. The sore feels like a button, firm, oval and round. It usually measures about 1.25com or 1/2in across." Quote off the net. Suggest you get checked out.

And happy mongering look forward to your next report.

Jolly Jack


Backpacker sex-tourism - trip from Vientian to Wank Vieng

For a while I had been fascinated by an idea. Here are all these cute young Lao fuckers. But what about the white "meat"? The backpackers, I mean. What if, what if...? Yes, my next target was to discover "backpacker sextourism" for old silly fat wankers like ourselves. So without delay I booked the tour bus.

Superior example of Lao punctuality: the pickup vehicle arrived right on time. Exact to the minute. I was amazed. Decided to take a trip from Vientiane to nearby Wank Vieng. Figured that if nothing else, at least I have a wank.

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However it turned out a lot more than that. Instead of continuing here, I have posted it in the "Laos/Other Areas" section.

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-10-08, 12:18
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I checked into the Mekong Hotel because of the club here and it was close to the Anou and the Novotel too. I was going to get me my first Lao girl tonight for sure.
It’d been said here that you have to get here early, by 9:30 PM, or the best ones would be gone, so I got there around 9.
As soon as I walked in I’m being shown to a table and the guy ask if I wanted a girl and before I could even answer he opens the door and pulls me in. To tell you the truth, I was not prepared for what I saw, sitting in the bright light of the room before me were maybe 60+ beautiful girls. And you know, I don’t know where they came from because my room in on the fourth floor right above the club and I never saw more than 4 or 5 girls go in. I know my mouth dropped, as I took in the sight unable to say a word. It was actually too many girls to look at and try and choose one in the few minutes I stood there, I told the guy I’d choose later and went and sat down. It was hard for me to imagine that they’d all be gone while I composed myself. I thought about it a few minutes and another guy asked if I wanted a girl, I told him not right now and then called him back, I ask him to go get one for me, I told him I wanted cute, nice body and spoke at least a little English. A few minutes later he returned with Ta, she was 27, cute face, short with a thin little body, a great smile, with boobs bigger than most Asian girls and she spoke good English. I was very happy with her and even happier as the night progressed, she was sweet and loving, funny and happy and she even got me to dance too. I must have looked silly moving around the circle making an attempt at moving my hands like they do but Ta enjoyed it and we had fun.
Well now it’s getting close to closing time, midnight, and Ta says she is going to go change her clothes, when she returns I ask her if she’d like to go with me to my room, she’s very happy I asked, throws her arms around me and plants a big wet one on me and says she would love to. I pay the bill and we’re off to my room.
Here is where things turned sour, she tells me she can’t make love because she’s “sick” down there. What, now you tell me, but I’m thinking that maybe there’s still hope for something at least. We sit and talk for a bit, she tells me how much she likes me, I tell her I like you too, she asks how long I’ll be staying in Vientiane, I tell her a few days maybe a week, next she wants to know when I’ll be back and then she starts talking about our future together, me living here or her coming to America with me, yea yea sure lets go to bed.
She takes off her clothes, I take of mine and join her in bed, she tells me she is tired and wants to sleep, gives me a kiss and turns over to sleep.
That’s it. I spent the night just looking at and touching her beautiful body hoping for maybe something but fell asleep.
In the morning, around 7 AM, she woke up, brushed her teeth, got dressed ready to leave, she asked for money, I asked how much, she asked for 1,000 Bhat, I gave her 800. She asked if she’d see me at the club tonight, I told her to call me at the hotel when she’s not “sick” and we’d get together one afternoon before she starts work, she agreed, got a kiss good-bye and she was gone.
While I was laying in bed last night I could hear the halls were full of girls coming and going so as I sat there this morning, all alone and horny, I thought I might try and snag one of them as they left this morning but by the time I got to the door they were gone.

Now I’m wondering, is every girl in these parts on their period and if there not can they have sex without bleeding? That’s been my luck so far.

Mike

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-10-08, 12:20
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When I woke up it was 9:30 AM and thought I better get down stairs for breakfast before they closed. Well I was too late, they closed at 9 AM, and I’m hungry so I head out looking for an American breakfast, I found it at a small guesthouse not far away. Hit the spot.
As I’m walking back to the hotel I see a tall thin girl dressed in a small top and short-short jeans. I smile, she returned the smile and says hello. A little chit-chat and she asks if I want a massage, I ask how much, she says 10,000 Kip, what I ask again, she confirms, 10,000 Kip or $1.00. I tell her that’s not enough and she says its OK just pay what you want she really needs the money. I’m really leery and ask her if she is a girl, she laughs and says she is, then she unbuttons her shorts, we’re in-between parked cars and there’s no one around, takes my hand and puts it down the front, sure enough she’s all girl, big bush and all. I’m still horned up so I throw caution to the wind and we get a tuk-tuk to my hotel.
In the room she asks if she can have some water, I point to the frig, she gets a water, we sit and talk for a bit, she finishes her water and tells me to get ready for the massage. I strip and lay face down, she gets on top and starts what’s supposed to be a massage, then kisses my neck, rolls me over for some passionate DFK’ing, soon I have her top and bra off. At this point she stops and tells me she can’t fuck because she ate some bad food and her stomach hurts, oh shit, another one.
She then grabs me and starts a nice HJ but then she starts BBBJ and this it great. She’s taking me all the way back but is still trying to get it all the way in. I grab the back of her head and help her until it’s down her throat and she is choking, when she came up she asked if I liked that, I told her I loved it and wanted more, she went right back to it. I face-f**ked her until I came in her mouth, she pulled back but didn’t stop and jacked me until I was done.
She went in the bathroom and spit it out then came back with a towel and cleaned me up. We hugged and kissed some more and then she was ready to leave, she got dressed and asked how much I would give her, I was very happy with her performance so I asked her what she wanted, she told me her rent was due and she didn’t have any money to eat too, I asked her how much, she said her rent was 100,000 Kip, I gave her 150,000, she was thrilled.
I asked if she would like to come back again tomorrow morning, she said she would and then said that tomorrow her stomach would be better so we could fuck too, her words. We’ll see if she does come back and I hope she does.

Mike

RCA Knight
12-10-08, 13:13
Really Nice guy: I am suspicious this girl maybe a ladyboy. Did you check her vagina carefully? She has all characteristics of a transexual, she may have the operation already.

Sammon
12-10-08, 13:54
She looks like a northern Laos girl. I doubt whether she is a lady boy-post op.
First thing Tv gets is the boob job.
But since you had her in your room, you should have checked it thoroughly. And you were not drunk in the morning.
If she is truly a girl, not a bad looking one.

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-12-08, 06:27
She looks like a northern Laos girl. I doubt whether she is a lady boy-post op.
First thing Tv gets is the boob job.
But since you had her in your room, you should have checked it thoroughly. And you were not drunk in the morning.
If she is truly a girl, not a bad looking one.

Yes she is all female ! I did check EVERYWHERE and she stripped completely without any hesitation. A little shy when it came to some photos, just like most girls are.

Oh yea, they're out there, I bet I've been approached by at least a dozen of them. Some better then others. If I have ANY questions I just walk away and if I'm not sure I check out on the street before I take a girl to my room.

I am aware and I'm careful. But thanks for watching out for me.

Mike

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-12-08, 06:30
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I finish breakfast at the hotel and take a walk around the block. I wanted to see if there was another entrance where all the girls at the club use because I’ve still only seen a few going in the front door.
As I’m walking down the side street someone calls out my name, it’s Lou from yesterday morning, I check the time and she’s 15 minutes early. She walks with me the rest of the way around the block. There is a side entrance behind the hotel so this is where they must get into the club.
We go to my room and she’s just as passionate as yesterday. We had a great time and in addition to the great BBBJ/DT she was a great fuck. After a couple of hours I told her I had to get going so she had to leave, she didn’t want to go, then she wanted to spend the day with me and I told her I had business to do. Then she said she wanted to see me again tomorrow morning but I told her I was leaving in the morning for Thailand. I gave her another 150,000 Kip and almost had to shove her out the door.

Mike

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-12-08, 06:31
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Nothing!
I went to Mekong again, didn’t see Ta, picked another girl and got another dud.
Then went to Anou Cabaret, picked a girl, one drink and left.
Back to my hotel to check my notes and see something about maybe streetwalkers in the alley behind Novotel so I walk over there. If there’s an alley I sure wasn’t about to walk down any of the streets I saw that might lead to it, very dark and dirt/muddy roads. I heard loud music and decided to check that out, it was a place called Future Music Pub. The place was packed with 20 something’s, more women then man, loud pounding music and pulsating lights. There wasn’t a dance floor so the girls were just standing around the tall tables and dancing/shaking it with each other and having fun. Most were very good looking and dressed very sexy.
I walked around and got some smiles but they were just friendly hello smiles not come here smiles, the girls were more into the music and there girlfriends then guys. I’d see guys come up to a girl at a table, they’d talk for a minute and then the guy would leave.
Back to my hotel around 11:30 PM and think about going down but I’m just tired of it so I passed on that idea. From my window I watched the people leaving, there were a ton of guys that left alone and I saw some drama with a man and a girl trying to make a deal, two of her girlfriends were involved too, the guy must have got in his car 5 times to leave but always came back, he and a girl finally did leave together.
Ta didn’t show up, not that I was expecting her but thought maybe she would. Maybe she got lucky.

I’m going to check of travel plans to go to Thailand and may only spend one mort night here.

Mike

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-15-08, 08:46
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It took sever tries but I finally got what I wanted, a true Lao beauty. Yea I had some great sex with a couple of street girls but they weren’t the beauty I wanted. Ming fit that bill, she was 19 years old, not too tall and not too short, a great little thin body, dark skin, her face was so cute and those lips, a little ass that you can hold in one hand and she had boobs too. In my mind a classic Lao look. And I was told that Ming had only been there 2 weeks and had not been taken out yet, she asked me to treat her nice and I told her I sure would.
In the room Ming all of a sudden became a little shy. I didn’t see any of that at the club because she was open to my roaming hands and giving passionate kisses. I’m a little worried now and even thought of asking her to leave but it turns out that she just need some time to relax. I dimmed the lights, she goes in the bathroom and gets a towel, comes back into the room and, while keeping herself covered with the towel, she undresses, goes back into the bathroom, I hear the shower and then she comes out, still in the towel. I strip, take a quick shower, when I come out Ming is sitting on the edge of the bed, I join her and we start with some foreplay. I can move my hand up her leg to feel her soft hair but she wouldn’t let go of the towel. I suggest we get under the covers, she climbs in, still wrapped in the towel, but when she is all the way under she removes it. I go around to the other side and climb in with her for some more foreplay. I kiss her neck, move down to her boobs, she moans, down further until I’m kissing her mound.
Let me stop here and tell you what I’m feeling about Ming at this point. I got the feeling that she’s thinking that she’s not supposed to enjoy doing what she’s about to do. She had her head propped up with the pillows watching TV but while I’m going down on her I’d see her eyes close and her body was responding. I think she was fighting it but at the same time she was feeling the passion come over her. Does that make since?
I know I’m on the right track so I continue eating her and sure enough she lost the struggle because now she was bucking her hips to get more. I feet her have a little orgasm, and then another, her juices were flowing, and then several more, each one getting stronger, her hands are now holding my head in just the right spot, until she screamed out and just held me there until she stopped shaking. Her chest was heaving, her eyes glowing, a big smile on her face, she had a look. Next she held the side of my face, covered with her juices, tugged me toward her and said, “Fuck me!” What happened to my shy little girl? LOL
I moved up on top of her, she took a hold to guide me in, I stopped her and said let me get a condom, she said no, now, with one hand around my dick she took her other hand and grabbed my ass and pulled me into her. She screamed, but it was of pleasure, until I was all the way in. She didn’t move for a minute, moans coming from her lips, I ask if she is all right, she smiles at me, ear to ear and nods she is. Soon she started to move and she got all-selfish, she held onto my ass with both hands and was just using my dick for her own pleasure. Who am I to complain so I just held on for the ride. And what a ride it was, using my dick and her grinding herself into my pelvic bone she must have cum 6 times. When she couldn’t take anymore she let go of my ass and just dropped her arms to her side, I said I wasn’t done, she said oh sorry. I got off and turned her over, she got up on her knees, guided me in, I held onto her tits for leverage and gave it to her hard and deep from behind, she rubbed herself to a couple more orgasms, when I came she pushed herself back holding me deep inside, moaning and groaning all the time, until I was limp and fell out. What had I unleashed?
We just held each other until we caught our breath, she pulled me to the shower, cleaned up, back to bed, she fell asleep in my arms but I was too pumped to sleep.
About an hour later she woke up, gave me a great BBBJ and we had another round. Great! We both fell asleep this time.
When she woke up in the morning she was ready to go again, she woke me up, off to the shower, clean up, back to bed, a little DFK then she pushed my head down to her open legs and a repeat of our first round. While she showered I checked to make sure I had enough money because I wanted to tip her, I didn’t. When she came out and was getting dressed I told her she had to take me to an ATM so I could pay her, no problem, we dressed, got on her motto and went to the ATM, I got the cash and paid her, she took me back to the hotel. When we got there she said she wanted to see me again, I told her I was leaving that afternoon for Thailand, she wanted to know when I would be back, I told her maybe next year, she was sad, I gave her my card with my email and told her to keep in touch.
She got off the motto so she could give me a proper good-bye, the most passionate DFK we’d ever had and then a kiss on the cheek for a final good-bye, she got back on the motto and left. She looked back and waved.

Sorry but this is the only photo I got, she just wouldn’t let me take her photo, even with clothes on or not showing her face. I know I sure wish I had more.

Mike

PS: While Ming was asleep, around 12:30 / 1:00 AM, there was a knock at my door, it must have been Ta. I didn’t answer it and didn’t say a word she went away. A few minutes later, another knock and then she must have left for good.

PSS: I’m in Chiang Mai Thailand now.

ReallyaNiceGuy
12-15-08, 08:48
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After finding that place Futures I thought I’d look further down the road to see if there was anything that looked interesting. I found three places. I’ll save the best one for last.

Joker – Couldn’t really tell what it was during the day but when I went back that night I found it was a very small locals KTV. When I went in there were 7 girls and 3 guys plus 3 people working the bar, all in there 20’s. It’s a dark dirty place, very low keyed and low tech. A couple of the girls kept looking my way, one was real cute with a very short dress on, I motioned for her to join me but she didn’t come over. I finished my Coke, 10,000 Kip, and left. Maybe something here but you’ll have to be younger and speak Lao.

Penguin Night Club – I’d read the board going back a long ways and don’t remember seeing this talked about so it may be something new, or maybe I discovered a new jewel.
When I walked up to this place, about 9 PM, there were 4 or 5 very hot young girls dressed in skimpy little outfits standing outside the front door. When I went inside there were maybe 10 more here and there around the club. It’s about the same layout as Mekong, stage with different singers, a dance floor, chair/booths around the outside and it’s dark. A waiter showed me to a table around the corner and in the back, very private. With his flashlight he showed me the drink choices, all in Lao, and ordered a Coke.
I saw this door, not far from where I was sitting, and there was a steady flow of girls in and out of the room. I wasn’t shown the room like it was a fishbowl but it might be, although the girls came and went so much that maybe it’s just where they change and hang out.
I got my Coke and about 10 minutes a lady, 30’s, dressed in a pants suit, spoke great English, came over and asked if I’d like a lady to join me, I told her that would be nice, she then told me it would be 75,000 Kip per hour, I figured that with a drink for her that would be about $10.00 and if I at least got some kissing and feeling it would be worth it so I told her OK but added, look, I know I’m an old American man and some girls might have a problem with that so at least get me a girl that’s OK with being with someone like me, she said she understood and would get me a girl, a few minutes she showed up with Ming. WOW!! But more on her in another report to follow.
I got her a beer and she was putting it away fast, so fast that I figured the girls must get something for each drink they get, and I sure didn’t want to buy another beer for her or go over the one hour for another 75,000 Kip so I just asked her if she’d like to go to my hotel with me. She didn’t speak a word of English but she understood what I was asking, she called that same lady over, they spoke, she asked if I wanted to take Ming back to my hotel, yea I’d like that if Ming wants to, she ask Ming, she said she does, I ask how much, ST or LT, how much for ST, $40.00, I choke and ask how much for LT, $80.00, no thanks that’s too much. She and Ming talk and I’m offered ST for $30.00 and LT for $70.00, I counter with if it’s $30.00 for ST than LT should be $60.00, they talk and agree but I have to pay Ming before we leave the club, I tell them no I’m not going to do that, I thank them and ask for my bill. They leave and go into that room for a few minutes and then return to tell me that it’s OK for me to pay after, I confirm ST $30.00 and LT $60.00, they agree and then I tell them that I want LT for $60.00 but if Ming doesn’t like me or I don’t like her after ST either one of can call it a night, again she explains this to Ming, they talk and she said Ming understands and was OK with that, I said OK we have a deal, I shake the ladies hand and Ming gives me a kiss. I ask where the bill is and the lady said she’d get it while Ming changes.
This is interesting, the waiter brings me the bill, it’s only 65,000 Kip, I don’t understand why but I hand the guy 70,000 and tell him to keep the change. Maybe if you take the girl out they wave the sitting charge.
Ming comes back to the table, we leave, outside she has her own motto, I jump on the back and away we go.

Directions – All three of these places are in the same area. Driving on Samsenthai Road, one way going east toward the airport, past where it merges and becomes Luangphabang, past Novotel Hotel, on the right hand side down a little bit is Future Music Pub.
Keep going a little bit more and on the right hand side will be Penguin Night Club, just past the Shell gas station.
Joker is down further but on the left hand side of the street.
I’ve included photos of the clubs and another photo, as you would be approaching them.

Good luck and enjoy.

Mike

Gaolei
12-17-08, 03:17
Those were really good reports. I also liked the fact that you took photos of the bars and mentioned the hotel. Too many reports are just Gyno exams. The thing that helps those of us looking to go to Lao most is photos and reports about where to go. Now I can find the clubs without searching myself. Good Work!

Amjeck
12-17-08, 05:02
Really Nice guy: I am suspicious this girl maybe a ladyboy. Did you check her vagina carefully? She has all characteristics of a transexual, she may have the operation already.
I agree. The pic looks like a katoey.

Mulkvist
12-20-08, 00:29
I agree. The pic looks like a katoey.She is he. I even ask from my brother who is doctor. Those boobs are made by hormons. In thailand you can always check from id if she is ladyboy I guess you can do same in Laos.

Whoreman
01-02-09, 08:31
After having read the reports on the Mekong nightclub I went there on my first night and it was a disaster. Some reports have said you need to get there before 9 PM so I got there shortly after 8 PM and I was the only customer. As has been said before, the waiters are useless. They tried to get me to sit down in the empty nightclub. I asked to see the girls and was taken to the side room with about 60 girls sitting there. There is a very nice selection but the waiter just opened the door and then left, so it was me standing there alone looking like a prize idiot with 60 girls staring straight at me. I walked out and asked to see the mamasan. She came in the room with me but was useless as she spoke no English. Then there was a lot of farting around (with the girls staring at me) while an English-speaking waiter came along. We chatted for a bit (the girls still staring) about short time rooms but the Mekong Hotel doesn't have any so if you want to root a girl there you have to pay for a room for a night. He said there were short time hotels nearby and that I should ask the girls. So, the time has finally come to pick a girl to go and have a drink with in the nightclub. I asked the waiter what girl he recommends. He pointed to a very nice girl and I agreed but when he approached her she refused to go with me. Well, that was ultra embarrassing with all those girls staring at me and me being the only customer. I decided to leave and the waiter suddenly became more animated, pointing to a fat girl and saying 'How about her?' I'd already told him that I liked thin girls so I just walked away with him calling out 'Maybe come back at 9'. No thanks.

I remembered that Anou Cabaret had been recommended in a report so I went there and had a great time. It's just around the corner from the touristy area next to the river where the smaller, cheaper hotels and guesthouses and restaurants are. I walked in to Anou and there was a much more relaxing atmosphere. A band of some sort was playing and I sat down and ordered a drink. At the back there is a room with a large window that you can look through with about 10 girls inside. I had a reasonable view from where I was sitting but a very pleasant English-speaking mamasan came and asked me if I wanted a beautiful lady. I said I did and she went into the room and came back with a very nice girl and asked if she was OK. I said yes and sat with her for a while. She was older than I normally go for (said she was 22 but I guess she was a bit older) but spoke good English and was very nice. I paid her 1500 baht for short time and 350 baht for a ST room in Anou, which was a very pleasant room. The sex wasn't great and the tits were smaller than they seemed in the bar because of the padded bra but I was happy enough. She wanted my phone number and asked me to come back the next day.

In short, I paid about 2000 baht for a reasonable root with a nice girl. I get better experiences for that price in Pattaya or Bangkok so I wouldn't recommend Vientiane. Better to save your money for Thailand. On the other hand, Mekong nightclub would have been better if the staff were at all helpful. Can some members who have had success there give us some more details about what they did? I can't see that it's possible to have a good time there if you don't speak Thai or Lao because the staff are just too useless but maybe there's a way.

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Whoreman
01-02-09, 08:52
I forgot to mention, in Anou the cost of a girl sitting with you is 25,000 kip an hour (about 100 baht) and there's a bar fine if you take her out of the bar. I forget how much but I think about 300 baht and maybe the 25,000 kip was waived.

RonnieMonger
01-07-09, 06:29
After having read the reports on the Mekong nightclub I went there on my first night and it was a disaster. Some reports have said you need to get there before 9 PM so I got there shortly after 8 PM and I was the only customer. As has been said before, the waiters are useless. They tried to get me to sit down in the empty nightclub. I asked to see the girls and was taken to the side room with about 60 girls sitting there. There is a very nice selection but the waiter just opened the door and then left, so it was me standing there alone looking like a prize idiot with 60 girls staring straight at me. I walked out and asked to see the mamasan. She came in the room with me but was useless as she spoke no English. Then there was a lot of farting around (with the girls staring at me) while an English-speaking waiter came along. We chatted for a bit (the girls still staring) about short time rooms but the Mekong Hotel doesn't have any so if you want to root a girl there you have to pay for a room for a night. He said there were short time hotels nearby and that I should ask the girls. So, the time has finally come to pick a girl to go and have a drink with in the nightclub. I asked the waiter what girl he recommends. He pointed to a very nice girl and I agreed but when he approached her she refused to go with me. Well, that was ultra embarrassing with all those girls staring at me and me being the only customer. I decided to leave and the waiter suddenly became more animated, pointing to a fat girl and saying 'How about her?' I'd already told him that I liked thin girls so I just walked away with him calling out 'Maybe come back at 9'. No thanks.

I remembered that Anou Cabaret had been recommended in a report so I went there and had a great time. It's just around the corner from the touristy area next to the river where the smaller, cheaper hotels and guesthouses and restaurants are. I walked in to Anou and there was a much more relaxing atmosphere. A band of some sort was playing and I sat down and ordered a drink. At the back there is a room with a large window that you can look through with about 10 girls inside. I had a reasonable view from where I was sitting but a very pleasant English-speaking mamasan came and asked me if I wanted a beautiful lady. I said I did and she went into the room and came back with a very nice girl and asked if she was OK. I said yes and sat with her for a while. She was older than I normally go for (said she was 22 but I guess she was a bit older) but spoke good English and was very nice. I paid her 1500 baht for short time and 350 baht for a ST room in Anou, which was a very pleasant room. The sex wasn't great and the tits were smaller than they seemed in the bar because of the padded bra but I was happy enough. She wanted my phone number and asked me to come back the next day.

In short, I paid about 2000 baht for a reasonable root with a nice girl. I get better experiences for that price in Pattaya or Bangkok so I wouldn't recommend Vientiane. Better to save your money for Thailand. On the other hand, Mekong nightclub would have been better if the staff were at all helpful. Can some members who have had success there give us some more details about what they did? I can't see that it's possible to have a good time there if you don't speak Thai or Lao because the staff are just too useless but maybe there's a way.



Yes, I've had similar experiences at both places. It's been good and bad - first time to mekong it was great, had a real petite babe (a real tightie) - but she would only CBJ - no BBBJ. Next time though, I had a sort of weird experience like you..finally chose a girl, but they don't smile they just stare and I think they'd prefer sino-thai customers - also most seemed only average and a bit too fat for my tastes - but thought ok, let's get going. Went to pay the bill and it suddenly seemed more expensive than agreed - so I argued a bit (not snitty or anything), but then I heard the girl say...'ow, mai bai' (Don't want to go now). So I said 'ok - mai bai!' and then I 'bai' alone..

So then I tried to go back to Anou where I've always had a good experience - but it was closed. No reason given - just closed. (the rooms are a bit scuzzy though - water/mould damaged most of them).

By the way I think the Mekong does sometimes have ST rooms - but not always. The hottie I had took me down the street to another place - which also had it's own little karaoke joint next to the entrance. The room was only like 5 dollars and it was fine for the purpose.

I agree with you - overall, it's best to stick with Thailand as it costs about the same, and you don't need to worry about the police, etc. It's just more lively, more choices and more 'sanuk'. Laos is good for cheap beer and chilling out - and the occassional monger..(when you can't get the office girls out of your head..)

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Pedro 917
01-14-09, 16:28
Well moved on from Nong Khai and now in Ventiane. Stayed at Lane Zang Hotel, Reasonable room with good shower facilities overlooking Mekong, Baht 1200 per night with breakfast. Hotel proved to be guest friendly.

After reading ReallyaNiceGuy's reports made straight to Penguin nightclub, great directions can't miss it. After reading so many reports on ISG I confused posts and balls'ed it up getting there at 8.00 pm when it doe's not really get going to 9ish as mentioned by RaNG. Anyway as the only person there this meant I was able to have a long chat with mamasan who confimed that Ming as recommended by RaNG was in that evening and I therefore got in first.

A short bit about Penguin nightclub, it seems new had a good cabaret/singers a mixture of Thai and a few farangs patrons but well organised and a room full of cuties to check out! Anyway Ming speaks bugger all English but we seemed to get on well so it was agreed she would come back with me to the hotel Baht 2,000 LT. Being first in I now find my car boxed in but the car park boy soon found car owner and on our way swiftly.

Well Ming as mentioned by RaNG does the usual Thai trick of undressing under a towel and then showering but once in bed removes towel, well it was pretty cold in Ventiane during my stay so we are soon cuddling under the sheets. Suffice to say that Ming is an enthusiastic team player. Plenty of Daty, BBBJ, DFK but seemed to loose steam after initial pop.

Can recommend her, good looking 19-20 ish and good fun.

Pedro 917

More to follow on Anou

Senso08
01-14-09, 22:54
Hi guys,

I go to Vientiane next week.

Can you tell me how is the weather now, and what are the best spots for a night hunting (I only have 3 nights ).

Thanks,

Senso

Pedro 917
01-15-09, 08:38
Hi guys,

I go to Vientiane next week.

Can you tell me how is the weather now, and what are the best spots for a night hunting (I only have 3 nights ).

Thanks,

Senso


Hi Senso

At the moment it is cold up there for the time of year. about 12-15 C at night and 25+ during the day. Cold by Laos standards but beats Europe!

I would recommend that you give Penguin + Anou nightspots a whirl... sure you will not be disappointed.

Pedro

Swinger F
01-15-09, 08:49
We plan to visit Vientien in April and is looking for caucansian (35-45) guy or couple to swing with us. interested can post here.

Pedro 917
01-15-09, 15:23
Decided to move on from Lane Zang Hotel (Had nice looking little spinner behind reception desk) as it has rather an unfortunate smell pervading it ... smells like boiled cabbage! As I intend to visit Anou nightclub tonight I decide a stay at the Anou Hotel is best solution.

Now not exactly a first rate hotel but very monger friendly, the manager gave me a breakfast voucher for 2 just in case it might be needed! Very thoughtful! Baht 800 for the night and he suggested a quiet room on the 4th floor with a bathtub and large double bed. My kind of hotel.

Nightclub kicks off about 8.30 ish so I go down the convenient entrance in the hotel lobby at about 9.00 few people in there so I order a drink and waiter asks if I would like a lady? Now I would like a bit of conversation as well as a pop so I ask for the mamasan and say I would like a lady who can speak at least a little English and preferably with Nom Yai ( tits big ) fed up with Thai A cups!

As it happens the only one to fit the bill is one of the singers on the stage! Who is soon produced and the Mamasan grabs my hand and puts it on the singers breast just to confirm she has a big handful!
Well this Laos lady is very attractive and i'd say mid/late 20's and spoke very good English, So we had a drink but she kept disappearing to sing a number or join in the cabaret, suits me can't drink whilst singing!

Anyway we agree on LT for Baht 2,000 and she says she will come up to my room after the show finishes at midnight, so I go and prepare for action. At 20 to twelve a knock on the door and she arrives early still in her singer flimsy dress. Well none of this undressing under a towel for her, kit off straight away and prancing around in her pants whilst she does her hair and other girlie things.

Well it is quiet cold in Ventiane at the moment so it's a quick shower and under the sheets to warm up. Nice shaved pussy and great figure and a good attitude.

So plenty of DATY with her really thrusting her hips into my face and multi orgasms, Lots DFK and enthusiastic fucking including doggy. But no BJ's not on the menu apparently.

Summary a nice good looking Laos girl with good boobs although not that big! a good enthusiastic attitude and definitely worth a repeat.

Pedro 917

Gaolei
01-20-09, 21:12
Pedro, did you die or just having too much fun? We are all waiting for the next report!

Mosquito2002
01-27-09, 05:42
Made my visa run last week w/ the TGF, so didn't get out about town.

Any updates on the happenings in Vientiene??

Pedro 917
01-27-09, 11:56
Pedro, did you die or just having too much fun? We are all waiting for the next report!


Hi Gaolei

Sorry, finished my visa run to Laos now back in a Thailand with the Boss Lady breathing down my neck.

So no more action until I go to Chinese GP in Shanghai in April. Although a visit to BKK for my China visa might get me of the leash for a night or two!

Pedro 917

Bowerboy
01-28-09, 13:20
Hi F

I would be keen to meet in Vientiane in April. I am xperienced in the swinging scene and have met many such couples in Thailand where I live and work.

Hope to hear from you soon

BB

Allover
01-29-09, 17:37
I'm planning a trip to Vientianne and staying at either Lao Plaza or Lao Orchid. After searching the forum, I have not seen recent information if these hotels are gf or not. Can somebody please tell me if these hotels are girl friendly?

Pedro 917
02-02-09, 15:50
I'm planning a trip to Vientianne and staying at either Lao Plaza or Lao Orchid. After searching the forum, I have not seen recent information if these hotels are gf or not. Can somebody please tell me if these hotels are girl friendly?


HI

I am sure I have read on the forum that the Laos Orchid is girl friendly. However having seen it from the outside I would say it is rather a stylish upmarket family place and IMHO I for one would not feel comfortable taking a bed warmer back there.

Pedro 917

Allover
02-06-09, 09:17
Thanks Pedro. I'm concerned not only if they are gf, but I also want to feel comfortable taking a girl back there.

Retgilpo
02-16-09, 21:29
Hey all, I always try to make Hotel bookings using internet ans always just ask wether local companian is allowed.

If you don't get a clear answer on that question (it are asians.) they are not GF! Don't like to talk means don't like to see.

Then you walk a real walk of shame if you arrive with a girl.-- you'll walk ALONE to your room after paying a lot of money or everyboddy looks to you. !

I was in July 2008 in Vientiane but everything was dead on the streets (n front of the often named bars and hotels) and the parks along the river.

No girls and no muskittos.

Maybe because I was with my wife.

Or maybe because it was out of the seazon (July).

So we raced with busses away out Laos to Thailand tru Khon Kaen (nothing to do too at night.just singing and a disco) and Khorat (nothing to do at night.just singing) to have at least some girl sightseeing (and happy hour beer) pleasure in Pattaya during oure last 7 nights.

Ronald

Thanks Pedro. I'm concerned not only if they are gf, but I also want to feel comfortable taking a girl back there.

Mosquito2002
03-05-09, 05:59
Anyone recently in Vientiene??

Planning another visa run next week and wanted to get a plan together, as I'll only be in town for one night!!!!

Mark17
03-09-09, 08:50
Anyone recently in Vientiene??

Planning another visa run next week and wanted to get a plan together, as I'll only be in town for one night!!!!I have not been there, but just met a girl in BKK from Vientiene.

Any good mongering in this city?

Lvr37
03-09-09, 11:17
Hey all, I always try to make Hotel bookings using internet ans always just ask wether local companian is allowed.

If you don't get a clear answer on that question (it are asians.) they are not GF! Don't like to talk means don't like to see.

Then you walk a real walk of shame if you arrive with a girl.-- you'll walk ALONE to your room after paying a lot of money or everyboddy looks to you. !

I was in July 2008 in Vientiane but everything was dead on the streets (n front of the often named bars and hotels) and the parks along the river.

No girls and no muskittos.

Maybe because I was with my wife.

Or maybe because it was out of the seazon (July).

So we raced with busses away out Laos to Thailand tru Khon Kaen (nothing to do too at night.just singing and a disco) and Khorat (nothing to do at night.just singing) to have at least some girl sightseeing (and happy hour beer) pleasure in Pattaya during oure last 7 nights.

Ronald

I am not that daring in asking questions about being able to bring local companion or not while making my hotel booking through the internet. I will normally leave it to my luck.

However I do make some research. Most hotels which you could book through internet do have readers rating and comments. I search for the forums and feed back. There might be more than the information we need from these forum or feedback.

The worst scenario would be there is nothing found. Then I could only search for 'activity centers' which are nearest to the hotel I plan to stay. Of course then I would have to be there instead of taking back to my hotel.

Cheapy
03-10-09, 06:35
Best pick-up bar is Bo Pen Nyang, a 4 story walk-up roof top bar on the Mekong Riverfront street. Food, music, pool tables and lots of women after 9:00pm. Girls pick up you. Price 250, 000 LT (all-night 2 shots) Watch they may try to hang around the next morning and play GF.

Watch for ladyboys. Lady named Noy is a good bartender in main bar. She will tell you which ones are ladyboys. Also watch groups of girls who want to go disco. You will pay for all and then they will split on you.

I stayed at new Avalon Hotel, www.avalonbooking.com Room from $25-30 with aircon and internet.

Allover
03-11-09, 08:05
Just back from Laos and I can now confirm Lao Orchid is girl friendly. This is a wonderful hotel for US$45/night located 30 second walk from the river road. I visited the Mekong Nightclub and, as reported by others, it had plenty of girls. I did not take out from there since I wanted to explore the bar scene.


Bor Pen Yang was fun and there were about 20 girls to choose from about about 11PM on a Friday night. I picked up a blonde haired girl that wanted to go to the disco (I had not read Cheapy's report) but we diverted to my hotel for $40. I was surprised at how inexperienced she was. I know she goes there often and some of you have seen her. Sorry I don't remember her name.
The Lao Orchid is a 1 minute walk from Bor Pen Yang.

As has been reported here often, don't go to Vientiene for girls only, but there is some action to be found. Food there is good but expensive imho. There are lots of good pastry shops in town. The town is quiet but not as hot as BKK/Pattaya. All in all it was a nice break from Thailand for a few nights.

Mosquito2002
03-12-09, 04:03
Currently in Vientiene doing a visa run.

Recent change with the Thai embassy, they didn't charge the usual 2K for a multi-entry 60X2 visa. Must be part of the Thai govts stimulation plan.

Stayed at the Inner City Hotel, right next door to Bor Pen Yang. As report a nice place (open air bar w/ pool tables). Last night around 11, place was fairly busy with a limited selection of ladies. Most of the ladies were below a 6 in looks and only saw 3 that looked doable and they were already occupied with customers. Yes, there was a contigent of ladyboys at the bar and mixed in with some real ladies. Didn't pick-up anything there.

Did the Tuk-Tuk run to a brothel, visited 2 place. Quoted price 1200 baht (ST), second place had 6 ladies with 2 decent lookers. Took one and it was the basic shower, sex, thanks and back on the tuk-tuk home!!! No small talk, as the lady didn't speak a word of English.

Brothel(1)- In home with 5 ladies, 3 looked way to young and the other 2 were fat.
Brothel(2)- Table outside a hotel parking lot, pick the girl and they take you to a room. Ladies as reported above.
Oh, the tuk-tuk driver tried to get another 300baht from me for the ride. Gave him 200 baht, as I didn't clarify that he'd only get the kick-back from the brothel.

ChinaTourist
03-26-09, 20:16
Laos oh Laos

Just returned after a six day stay,

First of all what is not GF

Beau Rivage Mekong Hotel is very beautiful and hospitable but very strictly NON GF.

The best place in town is MEKONG hotel. Arguably more than 60 chicks every night after 7 p. Up to 12 am. The staff is polite 35 for ST and 60 LT. Ambience is good and girls very cooperative (although they tend to decide to move out soon after you are done but till you come they are all urs, they kiss you like a long lost boyfreind) better than Thailand.

The view from Mekong is superb of the monastries and the Mekong river. The hotel is ok at USD 40 and the breakfast selection limited for Continental foodies. Tuktuk are cheap and beer is 2 in one dollar.

All in all you spend 300 usd including daily food, daily fuck (wd a diff one every night) and daily fuel. The avg gals are petite and bet 18-24 at mekong. My first time but definitely going after 2 months for more

I m a philppines buff but sure this is one area where there is hardly cheating compared specially wd Thailand.

Best time to visit. Oct. April

After that rains and sweaty summers.

Best

China

The

Small Dick
04-10-09, 09:33
I will be over to Laos to doa visa stamp run soon. Anyone know any MPs open during the afternoon for a thai style soapie or similar, prices / location would be great, thanks.

SD

Hotman 666
04-14-09, 14:20
Made my 1st visit to Lao recently.

Yes, the capital Vientiane is a quiet sleepy place but there is some action to be had! I crossed over from Udon Thani using the A/C bus to the bridge, got my visa and then took a 200 Baht taxi to the "City" centre.

The hotel I used was one of the central hotels with its own night club. (I will not mention the name due to the "sex with forigners" Lao laws.)

Upon check in I went to my room and found 3 chambermaids, who had obviously finished work for the day, sitting drinking beer in a small seating area just outside the lift.

2 of the maids were late 30’s but the other one was VERY early 20’s, a little bit chubby but rather cute.

One of the 2 older maids invited me to sit and drink a beer with them, which I did. None of them spoke much English but with my very limited Thai and a few words of English plus some universal gestures we were soon "chatting away. "

The young cute maid seemed very shy but the other, older, 2 were soon (jokingly) asking me if I liked her! I responded that she was "Narak" which made her smile and I was soon teasing her and asking her for a kiss (which was refused.)

After the beer was finished I went to my room for a shower and a short rest but only after asking the cute maid if she wanted to join me! As expected the answer was negative with a shake of her head so I proceeded to my room for a shower and a short nap.

After around half an hour I was woken by a knock at my door. Upon opening it I found the cute young maid outside carrying a towel. After a few words from her in Lao she came inside and pointed to the bathroom!

My assumption was that she had bought me a fresh towel but I decided that I would try my luck with a little kiss and cuddle and see what happened!

After a minute or two she shook her head and pointed to the bathroom so I assumed that my few minutes of fun were up and let her and the towel go into my bathroom.

Then, to my great surprise, she proceeded to lock the bathroom door behind her and after a few minutes I heard the sound of running water.

I decided to continue my rest on the bed and see what happened. After a further few minutes the young maid came out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but the extra towel that she had brought with her, and shyly came and sat on the bed next to me! The next hour or so was absolutely GREAT!

Although initially rather shy, and obviously very inexperienced she was also very eager to learn. She had a wonderfully firm pair of boobs and just a light covering of hair on her tight pussy and seemed genuinely surprised that farrangs were so hairy. (Perhaps I was her first! )

She did not seem as if she was in any great hurry and I was rather surprised that she was willing to stay with me so long but eventually, after around 1. 5 hours my room phone rang. I answered it and a female voice spoke a short phrase in Lao and hung up!

I repeated this phrase to my young cutie who nodded her head and proceeded to get dressed.

When fully dressed she pointed to the door and indicated that she needed to go. I was not sure what to do (she was obviously not asking for money) but in view of the enjoyment I had just had felt that I wanted to give her a small gift. I pulled out a 20 US$ note and put it in her hand. She transferred this to her pocket without even looking at it and after a last kiss left!

I did not see her, or the other maids again until the next day but when I did see them next the 2 older women greeted me with a big grin and a "thumbs up" sign and my young cutie gave me a shy smile. I responded with a thumbs up to the older two to indicate that I was more than happy and gave my young friend a little kiss on the cheek which made her blush and the other two laugh.

Other than my unexpected success with the maid I also found enough action to keep me happy.

Anou Hotel night club had around 30 girls working. The Moma San spoke good English and was happy to give me details of how "the system" worked, and prices. She was also very useful in telling me which girls spoke English, which ones liked Farrangs, (and more importantly which ones didn’t! )

After talking to her about the girls we, together, selected one for me and she went off to bring her to my table.

I was rather surprised when she came back with a different (also very acceptable) girl and whispered in my ear that the original one chosen "Have red down there! " so she also saved me from a "Bleeding waste of f-ck-ng time" back in my hotel room! " The 4th floor bar on the river side Bar Pun Yang also had a few sweeties. One very cute one who I would have gone for, but was continuously playing pool, so I had to pick another more responsive one.

Plenty of girls around on the streets at around 11. 30 to 12. 00 when the bars close looking for company.

One evening I was approached by a very sweet young Lao student (in uniform) who was looking to improve her, already rather good, English.

Always willing to help I took her back to my hotel and found that she was VERY quick in picking up English customs!

Some day time action around the fountain in the centre of town during afternoons. I found a nice little 21 year old who was happy to spend a few hours with me for 500 Baht.

Also 3 Deaf and Dumb girls working around the fountain in the early evening after they had finished the day jobs (one of those was also a chambermaid at a different hotel! )

So, in conclusion Vientiane is not Pattaya or Bangkok but in my limited experience there are PLENTY of young, fresh cuties to keep most people happy for a few days. Finaly. To return to Udon Thani take the A/C bus from Vientiane bus station right through to Udon Thani bus station (around 2 hours) for 85 Baht!

Give it a try, you may be agreeably suprised,

Hotman

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Edgeman
04-28-09, 17:25
Anyone tried this place? Looks like quite the set up on the internet. Visitor friendly? Any input greatly apprecitated. Very pricey at $140++ per night.

Big Bossman
05-13-09, 00:48
Anou hotel, Mekong Hotel - both recommended by others on this site, but I'm not able to successfully make contact with either. Web sites don't work and emails bounce back.

With that in mind, could somebody help a monger in need for a nicely-priced GF hotel in Vientiane? For a little piece of mind, I would like to have something lined-up for when I arrive there after 20+ hours traveling from the US.

If you have any contact info (email, website) I would be most grateful.

Thanks!

Mosquito2002
05-13-09, 03:23
Big Bossman,

Visited Lao, Vientiene last week........Don't worry they'll be rooms available at both. I've never seen the Mekong Hotel full, it's a big hotel with rooms ranging from 30-50 dollars.

Haven't stayed at the Anou yet, but don't see it being full either!!

Mosquito2002

Allover
05-13-09, 07:42
Big Bossman:

I looked at reviews on Trip Advisor and chose the Lao Orchid. see my post on 3/11/09. I thought it was a great, gf hotel in a good location. I would recommend highly. The $45/night price is good too.

Edgeman
05-19-09, 19:06
Did my own recon since nobody is familiar with the place. Pricey for sure but I'd stay there again when in Vientiane. Totally visitor friendly. No door man after midnight and the front desk attendant didn't even look up when we passed through the lobby on our way to the elevator. That's because there is a disco, KTV, massage parlor, patio bar with free lansers going on up on the 3rd floor. Selection was quite good, mostly girls working the stalls on the river or with souvenir shops in town trying to make a little extra. All were eager to go straight up to my room. No room checks, no hassles from hotel management, no problems at all. Not sure why there isn't more reports on this place. Is it a secret?

Knight 1001
06-03-09, 20:18
Did my own recon since nobody is familiar with the place. Pricey for sure but I'd stay there again when in Vientiane. Totally visitor friendly. No door man after midnight and the front desk attendant didn't even look up when we passed through the lobby on our way to the elevator. That's because there is a disco, KTV, massage parlor, patio bar with free lansers going on up on the 3rd floor. Selection was quite good, mostly girls working the stalls on the river or with souvenir shops in town trying to make a little extra. All were eager to go straight up to my room. No room checks, no hassles from hotel management, no problems at all. Not sure why there isn't more reports on this place. Is it a secret?

Hi,

Would appreciate some directions and costs info. Thanks.

Northern Axe
06-06-09, 10:55
Hi,

Would appreciate some directions and costs info. Thanks.Try google and you maybe find this: http://www.donchanpalacelaopdr.com/

I'm going to Vientiane in about a week. I have only been there once before, maybe 2,5 year ago. I hope to give a report when i'm done there. It's very quiet in the Laos section of the board and i've been reading through all the reports from the past two year. (only 7 pages)

The scene is probably same as 2 y. ago? I'm only staying for two days so i don't wanna waste my time...

Where is the best place to buy Sidenafil? (Viagra, Kamgra, Penagra etc) Anybody know how much for Sidenafil in Laos?

Planning on staying in Anou Hotel. Still a good choice?

Pedro 917
06-11-09, 14:40
Try google and you maybe find this: http://www.donchanpalacelaopdr.com/

I'm going to Vientiane in about a week. I have only been there once before, maybe 2,5 year ago. I hope to give a report when i'm done there. It's very quiet in the Laos section of the board and i've been reading through all the reports from the past two year. (only 7 pages)

The scene is probably same as 2 y. ago? I'm only staying for two days so i don't wanna waste my time...

Where is the best place to buy Sidenafil? (Viagra, Kamgra, Penagra etc) Anybody know how much for Sidenafil in Laos?

Planning on staying in Anou Hotel. Still a good choice?


Was still a good choice in January this year. In fact manager gave me 2 breakfast vouchers just in case I had overnight company!!

Pedro 917

Rocksoff
07-13-09, 13:31
In Vientiane, following up That Asshole's reports among others, I made my way to La Ong Dao and actually booked a room. No worse than a 500B room in Pattaya, and nicer surrounds.

I went back to town (20 or 30 minutes walking, or a tuktuk ride) and scouted around.

- Mekong hotel, just north of town, has a nightclub downstairs and KTV rooms upstairs. The only KTV option I was offered was a room for $40. Including 15 cans of beer. There was a troop of about 15 young ladies in evening dresses marching past in various directions, I guess to be presented to rooms. Quite funny. Downstairs nightclub dead, about 9pm.

- Anou. There were reports of a dark room with girls inside, but I encountered a very well-lit little fishbowl. I sat with a couple of girls, pleasant, but not enough for the almost Bangkok-level pricetag.

- I wandered back to the fountain in an unremitting drizzle, and was propositioned by one sad young lady who was making my ladyboy radar tingle. She dropped the price to less than 500B as I was walking away.

- I chatted with a tuktuk and negotiated 50,000K to go look for ladies. He suggested we go to La Ong Dao which I could trump by actually staying there. He trumped that by revealing the existence of La Ong Dao 2! Maybe they're opening a franchise. La Ong Dao 2 is about 15 or 20 minutes walk away from 1. There's a room full of girls to pick. It's a thug-run scene, don't expect any refinements or leisurely sipping a beer while making a selection. I picked 4 and they all in turn declined to go with me! To be fair, there were more than 4 who did want to go with me, but I felt that I should show some pride and walk away :-p Price quoted 1,200B with room.

- From there we went to a place called Wonderland, way off in a suburb. Just a residential house with a sprinkling of fairy lights. Deserted inside except for a woman and a guy watching TV. They asked me to wait for a minute and phoned, and then said there's no one available.

- My driver asked if I'm up for "sao Vietnam", sure I am, we went to Cosco Restaurant more or less around the corner from La Ong Dao 1. Asshole also mentions this place, but not by name. No one I'm interested in.

- I decide I'm tired and ask to go to La Ong Dao. My driver doesn't have any more to suggest either. At La Ong Dao I find a similar room full of girls, same price. Maybe I'm tired by now, but they don't look as pretty as La Ong Dao 2, and the first two I pick also pull faces and don't want to go, so I call it a night and sleep alone in the short-time hotel ..

Riverstar
08-04-09, 05:14
I am just wondering if anyone has an update on girl friendly hotels. I was thinking of the Lao Orchid but would appreciate any other suggestions.

Thanks

Pedro 917
08-04-09, 13:23
I am just wondering if anyone has an update on girl friendly hotels. I was thinking of the Lao Orchid but would appreciate any other suggestions.

ThanksHi Riverstar

Laos Orchid is a nice hotel and is popular with families, myself I would not feel comfortable taking a guest back there!

However Anou not so nice but really guest friendly! and has nightclub in basement with good selection of cuties.

Lane Xang also girl friendly.

Pedro917

Northern Axe
08-04-09, 14:03
As Pedro say, Lane Xiang and Anou but at least also Mekong Hotel.

I never been staying at Mekong myself but they have a wider selection of ladies and also slightly better quality than the other two, according to me. I think most hotels are GF in Vientiane but the ones with an own fishbowl feels a little more comfortable.

Have a nice time in Vientiane. For me the town is a little too quiet but it can be nice as a change if you've been staying long in BKK or PTY.

Pedro 917
08-05-09, 13:05
As Pedro say, Lane Xiang and Anou but at least also Mekong Hotel.

I never been staying at Mekong myself but they have a wider selection of ladies and also slightly better quality than the other two, according to me. I think most hotels are GF in Vientiane but the ones with an own fishbowl feels a little more comfortable.

Have a nice time in Vientiane. For me the town is a little too quiet but it can be nice as a change if you've been staying long in BKK or PTY.Hi Northern Axe

I have never stayed at the Mekong Hotel are you saying they have in house ladies?

Pedro 917

Northern Axe
08-06-09, 12:44
Hi Pedro,

What I tried to say was that the nightclub in Mekong was a better choice than Anou. At least it was when I was there.

I arrived to the nightclub in Mekong pretty late (late for Laos that is) and found that they had a room with at least 50 ladies to chose from. Found myself a slim, OK looking girl from there and took her with me back to Anou Hotel.

Munich1976
08-11-09, 15:07
According to Laos law it is forbidden to have sex with foreigners. Is that the reason why here are so few reports about laos? Is it possible to have a "girlfriend" or is it too dangerous for the girl and for me?

Hotman 666
08-12-09, 09:57
Hi Munich,
From my experience the “legal situation” is no problem.
Stay at one of the hotels that has its own night club and you will have no problem in bringing girls to your room (either from the hotel's own club or from the various outside bars.)
Read the forum for advice.
I had a great first visit earlier this year (see my report of 14th April 2009.)
Enjoy (I did)
Hotman.

Amjeck
08-13-09, 11:59
According to Laos law it is forbidden to have sex with foreigners. Is that the reason why here are so few reports about lao? Is it possible to have a "girlfriend" or is it too dangerous for the girl and for me?
Foreigners have been jailed and arrested for this before. Just be smart! If you don't speak thai or laos you probably shouldn't venture off the beaten track too much for mongering. Lao girls generally aren't very good in bed and many won't go with foreigners. Laos isn't a very good mongering destination.

Lvr37
08-13-09, 14:12
Probably the other attraction is because it is cheaper compared to other places. If you are looking for petite ladies, Laos is the place.


Foreigners have been jailed and arrested for this before. Just be smart! If you don't speak thai or laos you probably shouldn't venture off the beaten track too much for mongering. Lao girls generally aren't very good in bed and many won't go with foreigners. Laos isn't a very good mongering destination.

El Culion
08-13-09, 23:06
Probably the other attraction is because it is cheaper compared to other places. If you are looking for petite ladies, Laos is the place.Huh??? Lao cheap??? I don't think so! Compared to which other places?

Rocksoff
08-14-09, 04:59
Huh??? Lao cheap??? I don't think so!

Agreed. I got asked 1200thb at Laongdao hotel 1 and 2 in Vientiane (but then the girls I liked all refused to go with me), and paid 1000 and 1500 in mudfloor shacks in Vang Vieng and Luang Prabang for 15 minutes in the dark.

Amjeck
08-15-09, 12:52
Agreed. I got asked 1200thb at Laongdao hotel 1 and 2 in Vientiane (but then the girls I liked all refused to go with me), and paid 1000 and 1500 in mudfloor shacks in Vang Vieng and Luang Prabang for 15 minutes in the dark.
I hear you! I've found that most girls don't like foreigners and the ones that are willing to go are expensive and are usually throw backs. Thailand is way better.

RonnieMonger
09-14-09, 12:58
As Rocksoff explains, this place 'made famous' by That Asshole now seems to be off the menu for Westerners. This can't be a coincidence.

I had a similar experience a while back (a few months ago). Booked a room too (for short time). As my flight would leave late. Planned to pick an early bird. They all pulled a face (something that happened before too), and I'm not that old. And pretty normal looking (I think). So it would seem to be a no-farang thing developing.

Since it's off the beaten track a bit, I'd suggest you save yourself the time-wasting in trying to find it (which in itself is a bit of a hassle).

Having said that, I've found the other two well-known places a bit of a disappointment too (excuses made not to go, no eye contact with you, etc). Maybe these girls have 'radar' that tells them Westerners are on the way down and the other Asian guys (Thai, Chinese, Korean, who don't look quite so weird to them as whites) are the free lunch to the future. And thus better to 'wait' for Mr Asia to come along. Just a hunch though.

Rocksoff
09-15-09, 05:28
As Rocksoff explains, this place 'made famous' by That Asshole now seems to be off the menu for Westerners.

In fairness, in each place there were a couple of girls who were agreeable to go with me. I.e. they stepped up as replacements. But I didn't fancy them.

Buffer
09-21-09, 02:23
I recently made a side trip from Thailand to Vientiane for 3 nights. I stayed at the Lao Orchid Hotel and highly recommend it. It's very clean, comfortable, has nice size rooms, and is near the center of the city. I paid about $45 a night and that included a good buffet breakfast each morning. The chef even cooked me an omelet each morning. I brought in ladies on 2 of the nights that I stayed there with no problems at all. They were both for short time, but I doubt that a longer period of time would be a problem.

Mosquito2002
09-21-09, 08:45
Planning on staying at the Anou Hotel again, but if the Lao Orchard is guest friendly I can see staying their for one night!

Have seen some mixed reports on bring over-nite guests to the Lao Orchard???

Hunterg
10-07-09, 12:16
Hi there,

Can anybody recommend a good and girlfriendly hotel and give some advice about location, hotel-prices and hotel-nightclubs?

Thanks

Lvr37
10-10-09, 03:07
As compared to Thailand, Indonesia and Cambodia.


Huh??? Lao cheap??? I don't think so! Compared to which other places?

Rocksoff
10-11-09, 13:12
As compared to Thailand, Indonesia and Cambodia.

Well, in that case you have info we don't .. I didn't find any place under 1000 baht short time in Vientiane, Vang Vieng or Luang Prabang, and many far more expensive.

RCA Knight
10-12-09, 11:57
Laos in general is definitely more expensive than Thailand, Indon, Cambodia, Philippines.

The average price at conventional pick up spots like karaoke is 50USD for ST. Disco girls will ask you from 1500 bahts ST.

Of course there are some local brothels that cost 5-10USD, but as foreigners we do not venture into these establishments.

Last trip about a year ago, the karaoke girls in Anou, Mekong, Lan Xian ect all start from at least 50 USD, or 1500 bahts, some better ones mamasans want 2000 bahts ST.
Very rarely they agree on 1000 bahts now, only in hotel brothels like Lao Ong Dau, they have girls 1000 or less, I tried a couple but all very bad atitude and service.

And the service in Vientiane is hit or miss, mostly negative now. The good old time in Vientiane hunting in late 90's to early 2000 is gone, when girls were still so nice and friendly and still not commercialized like today.

Rocksoff
10-12-09, 12:56
Of course there are some local brothels that cost 5-10USD, but as foreigners we do not venture into these establishments.

In Vang Vieng and Luang Prabang I did venture, and still got asked 1000/1500 for very short time.

Lvr37
10-12-09, 15:05
In that case price has gone up since my last visit. I used to pay 20 to 25USD for girls picked up from Disco.


Well, in that case you have info we don't .. I didn't find any place under 1000 baht short time in Vientiane, Vang Vieng or Luang Prabang, and many far more expensive.

Mosquito2002
10-28-09, 15:06
As of last week tourist visas are still free, even for X2 entries.

Anou Hotel, 850 baht a night. Night club down stairs has about 20 ladies to chose from, only about 3 lookers and 10 that are do-able after a few beers.
Asking price for ST being 1500, 300 baht for a S/T room if you're not staying there.

Made a run to the Mountain Casino (1 1/2 to 2 hours drive, very bad roads), two casinos. First one next to the golf course, small w/ only video games the other across the mountain (10-15 minute drive, nice scenery). Larger casino/hotel, fair buffet (202 baht including VAT), a few table games (1 blackjack table, about 10 bacarac (sic) table and 3 roullete table the rest are video type gaming machines. Well below Macau/Las Vegas standards, mainly Thais on daily / over-nite trips............if they upgraded the casino I can see them increasing their customer base. Golf course looked nice, caddies even nicer (better looking then the casino dealers/hostesses).

Still haven't figured out where to find daytime action (what to do after you've completed the visa at 11 am until 8PM), any recommendation.

Daddy San
10-31-09, 13:41
As of last week tourist visas are still free, even for X2 entries.......

I presume you are talking about visa to thailand?
Do you mean X2 = two entries?
Can you get such a multiple entry visa in Vientiane?
What documents do you need to show at the consulate?
How long is the visa valid?
Do you have to fly to an international airport, or can you use a local border crossing, e.g Nong Kai?

Mosquito2002
11-04-09, 16:12
Yes, 2X Thai Visas are currently free in Vientiene.

Basically, enter Thailand for 60 days (you can extend the first entry by 60 days at the closest immigration office) on the first visa, depart Thailand for a few hours (Laos or Cambodia) and re-enter on the same visa for another 60 days.

Drove to Nong Khai.

"how long is the visa valid" I'll assume you are talking about getting the visa and not using it immediately. If that's the question "I'm not sure" as I do a one day/night visa run and re-enter after I get my passport/visa.

Redfield10
12-16-09, 00:50
Hi,

I will be in Vientiane and staying evenings of Feb 13 and 14. I have read the Forum extensively and tried to book the Lao Orchid but it was full. I want to be near the freelance four story place downtown if that's possible and in a GF hotel. Is the Avalon a good choice. Anou? My price range is $25 to about $50 a night or so.

It's my first time in Vientiane and I want to relax for a couple of days but have a nicely located hotel in which I can bring a girl back if I want.

Ideas? Will Chinese New Year make it difficult to get a room?

Xdentx
12-25-09, 00:59
I have my reservation for early March at Lao Orchid thanks to other posters. In an attempt to mix things up, I'm connecting with a couple of DIA ladies there. Has anyone here sampled the Laos DIA offerings? pm me please.

I also have one Thai lady from Udon Thani (DIA) who wants to join me in my visit to Vientiene. I'm in my sixties and she's 23. Any problems bringing a Thai over the boarder in this situation?

Will I get a lot of stares?....or?
thanks...

Cheapy
12-25-09, 04:24
My recent experience (October) with DIA ladies in Ventiene is that they are semi-pros. Will want money, 300-500 baht.

I also took a lady from Udon to Ventiene and no drama. Thais can get a 2/3 day shopping visa at border but cannot go anyplace other than Ventiene. They usually can also speak Lao.


I have my reservation for early March at Lao Orchid thanks to other posters. In an attempt to mix things up, I'm connecting with a couple of DIA ladies there. Has anyone here sampled the Laos DIA offerings? Pm me please.

I also have one Thai lady from Udon Thani (DIA) who wants to join me in my visit to Vientiene. I'm in my sixties and she's 23. Any problems bringing a Thai over the boarder in this situation?

Will I get a lot of stares?. Or?

Thanks.

Simian
12-25-09, 07:02
I have my reservation for early March at Lao Orchid thanks to other posters. In an attempt to mix things up, I'm connecting with a couple of DIA ladies there. Has anyone here sampled the Laos DIA offerings? pm me please.

I also have one Thai lady from Udon Thani (DIA) who wants to join me in my visit to Vientiene. I'm in my sixties and she's 23. Any problems bringing a Thai over the boarder in this situation?

Will I get a lot of stares?....or?
thanks...

Although I don't know your lady from Udon, if you have already met her and spent time with her and she is ok, I would bring her to Laos. There are many problems with Lao ladies - even the most hardened hooker will decide you are her boyfriend and it will he hard to shake them off. Also, with very few exceptions the sex is not that great.

In addition, although the probability that you will get caught is not that high, you can get into trouble for having a sexual relationship with a Lao person if you are not already married to them under Lao law. But the scenario could be that you meet a bar girl, quickly tire of her and get another one the next night. The first could cause you trouble with the cops or the local militia.

But if you are shacked up with a foreigner (including Thai), they cannot touch you as the law only refers to Lao partners.

If your Udon lady has the right papers (some sort of "laissez passe" document), there will be no problem getting over the border. But you must make sure that she had the paperwork or a passport.

No one will stare at the two of you in Laos. I know a Lao lady of 24 years who walks with her almost 70 year old husband through vientiane and apart from some rude stares from some fat European girls, no one bothers.

Daddy San
12-26-09, 17:52
I will be in Vientiane and staying evenings of Feb 13 and 14. I have read the Forum extensively and tried to book the Lao Orchid but it was full. I want to be near the freelance four story place downtown if that's possible and in a GF hotel. Is the Avalon a good choice. Anou? My price range is $25 to about $50 a night or so.

Ideas? Will Chinese New Year make it difficult to get a room?

Can you give me the details on that four storey place? I RTFF twice, but still cannot find it.
Thanks

Simian
12-27-09, 08:46
Can you give me the details on that four storey place? I RTFF twice, but still cannot find it.
Thanks

I think he means the Bor Pen Yang. You have to climb 3 or 4 floors to get to the bar which has a view of the river. There are some other activities, such as pool or snooker on the other floors but the freelance action is at the bar level.

Mart Cham
01-28-10, 10:11
Stayed at Avalon on Rue Phanompenh / Phnom Penh during my last Vientiane visit. Tiny but nice, no-smoking (unfortunately :)) room with huge windows for 1,000 bahts/night in high season (the windows might be an issue for some as the curtains are not too thick). Girlfriendly. Found it was okay value for Vieng Chan.

Golfinho
01-29-10, 10:33
Can you give me the details on that four storey place? I RTFF twice, but still cannot find it.

ThanksI'm going to be there in about a week and have heard from girls native to vtn the that Chinee New Year celebration is not that big, and oughtn't impact the hotels significantly. Even so will be confirming an advance at City Inn. Colleague stayed there a couple weeks ago and reported girl friendly with disco right next door.

Xdentx
02-27-10, 19:30
I'll be arriving at the Lao Orchid on Monday, March 1st. Would like to meet up with anyone there who knows the lay of the land.

I'm debating taking a Thai girl with me from Udon Thani. We'll see.

Xdentx
03-02-10, 16:47
I'm staying at the Lao Orchid, which I like very much. Went to find the Anou Cabaret last night and even with the street address (in English) my tuktuk driver was clueless. Tonight I googled the address and walked there in 5 minutes arriving at 9pm. Asked for an English speaking girl from the fish bowl and really enjoyed sitting with her and listening to the music. Not danceable from a western guy's perspective. I offered her 2000 bhat or 500,000 kip for all night and she wanted 2500. I had applied too much Androgel earlier and that combined with my western (I don't bargain) attitude got me irritated. When the club overcharged me for coke, beer, and 45 min sitting, (two hours sitting) that really set me off. They reduced it to one hour sitting (25,000 kip) but by then the nice mood was gone. I told the girl that the club management had cost her 500,000 kip that night and I was not happy. She had already lowered her fee to 2000 bhat long time. Perhaps my bad, but shit happens. When I left she was outside wanting to transport me to the hotel (and salavge her evening fee) but I felt like walking. No point in taking a girl home when you're in a pissy mood. Btw: when they brought the bill, the flashlight kept going out...hard to check it. So hold the line on the lt fees guys. 2000 bhat is plenty. And check that bill from the club under a good light. I'll go somewhere else tonight now that I've got this off my chest.

Golfinho
03-03-10, 02:57
I'm staying at the Lao Orchid, which I like very much. Went to find the Anou Cabaret last night and even with the street address (in English) my tuktuk driver was clueless. Tonight I googled the address and walked there in 5 minutes arriving at 9pm. Asked for an English speaking girl from the fish bowl and really enjoyed sitting with her and listening to the music. Not danceable from a western guy's perspective. I offered her 2000 bhat or 500, 000 kip for all night and she wanted 2500. I had applied too much Androgel earlier and that combined with my western (I don't bargain) attitude got me irritated. When the club overcharged me for coke, beer, and 45 min sitting, (two hours sitting) that really set me off. They reduced it to one hour sitting (25, 000 kip) but by then the nice mood was gone. I told the girl that the club management had cost her 500, 000 kip that night and I was not happy. She had already lowered her fee to 2000 bhat long time. Perhaps my bad, but shit happens. When I left she was outside wanting to transport me to the hotel (and salavge her evening fee) but I felt like walking. No point in taking a girl home when you're in a pissy mood. BTW: when they brought the bill, the flashlight kept going out. Hard to check it. So hold the line on the lt fees guys. 2000 bhat is plenty. And check that bill from the club under a good light. I'll go somewhere else tonight now that I've got this off my chest.Try the Penguin, on the road to the airport, just beyond the Novotel. 10 pm

Xdentx
03-03-10, 20:54
Try the Penguin, on the road to the airport, just beyond the Novotel. 10 pm

Tried the Penjuin but it didn't work for me. The live Laos music was not danceable for a western guy. By the way, the locals wont know what you're talking about if you ask directions to the Penjuin. They pronounce it quite differently. When I went looking for it on foot, I asked a local about its location and he said no such place. LOL I found it on my own about 50 meters down the road. I also went into the club at the Mekong Hotel, but it looked pretty straight and just for locals.

Xdentx
03-04-10, 00:36
This is a four story walk up on the river front street just around the corner from Loa Orchid. I went there on my first night in town. Be careful about the lady boys...they do a better job of disguising their gender than the Thai one's do. The bars shut down at 11:30 and as everyone was going down the stairs I stumbled across a sweet petite 27 y.o. Took her the very short distance to the hotel. 1000 bhat and perhaps the best short time in many months. She really enjoyed herself and "smoking" was supurb. Went back the second night after my fiasco at the Anou club, but just couldn't get into a good frame of mind and went home emptyhanded.

Xdentx
03-04-10, 19:47
I just wrapped up a three night visit to Vientiane and must say I really enjoyed the city. For me, three nights was perfect. I stayed at the Lao Orchid for $45/night. Quite a comfortble place with nice staff and exceptionally good housekeeping. The in-room cable internet worked OK, refer, small safe, good buffet included with room. Shower could and did accommodate two. Guest friendly! Highly recommend as the location is one half block off the active riverside street and `100 mtrs. to Bo Pen Nyang..a good pick up bar.It 's a five minute walk in the other direction to the Anou Cabaret. Your tuktuk driver will probably not be able to find the hotel, so best to have a map or hotel business card with you before you enter the city.


The city seems more cosmopolitan to me than Chiang Mai and Udon Thani. Pace is slower and not as commercial. Lots of nice international restuarants. Many French patrisseries with food and coffee drinks. Pretty cheap food tab. French wine is readily available and cheap. I went to the best French restaurant in the city, according to tripadvisor. Rack of lamb was a nice change of pace with two glasses of French Bordeau...total tab under $20US. Never bothered with a massage here. Indeed the massage joints are not as prolific as in Thailand. The bars start to close at 11:30 or 11:45 and the streets are pretty empty by midnight. No street action that I could see once the bar crowd dispersed. I stumbled across the local disco after midnight on foot by accident and they were still able to serve drinks somehow. However, the scene seemed oriented toward locals who just wanted to socialize. I was invited to join a table of 6 but bought my own coke. The one white guy at the table picked up the tab for the other ladies, but I don't think he went home with anyone. The music was Laos, difficult to dance to, and not a meat market atmosphere. Neverthe less it was interesting to see the scene.

One disappointment was the Mekong River. They are doing a huge land fill project along the riverfront...presumabely to build something grand. The Mekong, itself is not the least interesting. Air polution is horrible this time of year. Some people wear masks. Driving in the tuktuk is hard on your eyes with the polution.

Local currancy is the kip, but bhat seems to be accepted most places. I just used an atm for my cash needs. Seemed odd to be withdrawing 700,000 at a time. Ran into a French guy who flelt the place was quite a bit more expensive than Thailand, and he was probably right.

Mart Cham
03-04-10, 22:02
Vientiane to Udon already posted in the Isaan thread, can't repost it. Here's the link: http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=130335

Golfinho
03-07-10, 17:18
I just wrapped up a three night visit to Vientiane and must say I really enjoyed the city. For me, three nights was perfect. I stayed at the Lao Orchid for $45/night. Quite a comfortble place with nice staff and exceptionally good housekeeping. The in-room cable internet worked OK, refer, small safe, good buffet included with room. Shower could and did accommodate two. Guest friendly! Highly recommend as the location is one half block off the active riverside street and `100 mtrs. to Bo Pen Nyang..a good pick up bar.It 's a five minute walk in the other direction to the Anou Cabaret. Your tuktuk driver will probably not be able to find the hotel, so best to have a map or hotel business card with you before you enter the city.


The city seems more cosmopolitan to me than Chiang Mai and Udon Thani. Pace is slower and not as commercial. Lots of nice international restuarants. Many French patrisseries with food and coffee drinks. Pretty cheap food tab. French wine is readily available and cheap. I went to the best French restaurant in the city, according to tripadvisor. Rack of lamb was a nice change of pace with two glasses of French Bordeau...total tab under $20US. Never bothered with a massage here. Indeed the massage joints are not as prolific as in Thailand. The bars start to close at 11:30 or 11:45 and the streets are pretty empty by midnight. No street action that I could see once the bar crowd dispersed. I stumbled across the local disco after midnight on foot by accident and they were still able to serve drinks somehow. However, the scene seemed oriented toward locals who just wanted to socialize. I was invited to join a table of 6 but bought my own coke. The one white guy at the table picked up the tab for the other ladies, but I don't think he went home with anyone. The music was Laos, difficult to dance to, and not a meat market atmosphere. Neverthe less it was interesting to see the scene.

One disappointment was the Mekong River. They are doing a huge land fill project along the riverfront...presumabely to build something grand. The Mekong, itself is not the least interesting. Air polution is horrible this time of year. Some people wear masks. Driving in the tuktuk is hard on your eyes with the polution.

Local currancy is the kip, but bhat seems to be accepted most places. I just used an atm for my cash needs. Seemed odd to be withdrawing 700,000 at a time. Ran into a French guy who flelt the place was quite a bit more expensive than Thailand, and he was probably right.Mekong not as scenic in Dry Season. A lot of hardcore stuff in the Bore Pen. When it closes, head to the disco in the big white hotel -- Don Chan Palace. Fun, fun fun place. Got to be in the mood for clubs if your an oldster, though, that's for sure. Also, note you can get a signal for your Thai cell phone if you stay near the River.

Mosquito2002
05-29-10, 15:16
Update Request!!

Anything interesting happening in Vientiene Laos???

Evianist
06-19-10, 05:36
Visited Anou Cabaret with 2 friends a few nights ago.

All of us white guys in our late twenties.

Sat down and ordered our drinks.

Mamasan did not approach us or make eye contact.
None of the girls came near us and also did not make eye contact when they walked by our table.
Stayed about 45 minutes and then left feeling rejected.

Is it because we're white? We were the only non-asians in the club.
Every asian man who entered was seated and promptly offered girls.

After reading some positive reviews of Anou on this forum, I was surprised at how fully we were snubbed.

Rocksoff
06-21-10, 13:03
After reading some positive reviews of Anou on this forum, I was surprised at how fully we were snubbed.

Yeah? I'd think there's more negative reviews of the place.

In my case, I did get a girl to sit with, and did get to check out the fishbowl; but didn't see any stunners, the girl wasn't much fun, the price quoted didn't compare well to Thailand, and the drinks bill was jacked up a bit.

I wouldn't go back with much expectations.

I would have more expectations of La Ong Dao I and II -- but there I *was* snubbed!

RCA Knight
06-22-10, 12:06
Passed thru Vientiane for a few days to join 2 friends in Luang Prabang for my first trip in 6 months. Booked Air Asia a week before going there from KL and cost about 800 RM. Quite pricey booking short in advance.

The scene in Vientiane is about the same as before. But overall the level and quality have dropped again since my last visit 1.5 years ago.

1. First night took tuk tuk to check La On Dao 2, but only about 5 and all short and chubby type, quickly moved to 1, had about 7 and 2 are doable. The pimp tried to trick me quoting me 1500, but told him I know the price, then price back to normal 1000 plus 200 for room. I took the better of the 2 doable ones. But turned out to be completely dead fish and zero service, I went back to the showing room ask for the second one, again another disappointment. Very fresh but another non-existant service. Ended up doing a hand job.

2. day 2, I walked to Mekong Hotel disco about 9PM, the quantity was good, but quality was so so. Before I had came here many times and always could find a girl, but each time I feel the quality is decreasing, but this time, I looked for a long time a room full of mediocre girls, finally picked one with nice tits. The fat mamasan could not provide any help about who can provide good service, she basically only know the girls' names. They quote me 80 USD for LT and 45 ST, one hour. The price has again went up about 10 since last visit, I remember my first visit here many years back, I paid 25 USD for ST. Then 30, 35 then now they want 45. Crap. This girl has nice body and quite GF, gave me some bbj, but was somewhat in rush to go back to the club. Asked me another 5 USD for tuk tuk.

3. Day 3, the last night, went to Anou, but again very disappointing, the lineup was bad, and mamasan was not too friendly, and tried to push her girl to me which was chubby, and I talked another girl and ordered some drinks, quite pricey, paid 30 USD for a few beers with some girls who I had no interest. Moved to Mekong karaoke again, the girl last night wasn't there, and I again looked a long time standing in front of 30 mediocre girls which took some thick face, I picked one who seemed to have nice body and went back. The girl was nice, some tongue kissing, and no bbj, she asked me for 1500 bahts which I do not have Thai bahts, so she asked me 40 USD, I don't know why she did not ask 45 like the girl night before, I thought they all ask the same, who knows. Still not satisfied , later the night, went to Future disco, and met the girl I had last night was there, she said many karaoke girls also do some over times after shops close. I took her back again and gave me very good service stayed till morning.

After thoughts, I loved Vientiane many years back, the girls were very friendly and very GF, but a few years later now, the scene is very commercialized, the girls are becoming truly working girls just like girls next door in Thailand. It won't be my regular destination anymore.

AdHome01
06-22-10, 17:56
The scene in Vientiane is about the same as before. But overall the level and quality have dropped again since my last visit 1.5 years ago.


Thanks for the report RCA. I was thinking about checking out the action in Laos but it seems to be going way of most SEA. Thanks again for sharing!

Red Kilt
06-28-10, 11:08
................The city seems more cosmopolitan to me than Chiang Mai and Udon Thani. Pace is slower and not as commercial. Lots of nice international restuarants. Many French patrisseries with food and coffee drinks. Pretty cheap food tab. French wine is readily available and cheap. I went to the best French restaurant in the city, according to tripadvisor. Rack of lamb was a nice change of pace with two glasses of French Bordeau...total tab under $20US. ....................................
One disappointment was the Mekong River. They are doing a huge land fill project along the riverfront...presumabely to build something grand. The Mekong, itself is not the least interesting. .............

Thanks for the update XdentX.
I was in Vientiane for 6 weeks last year and my hotel was very strict about NOT bringing in guests. They had a sign on the reception that stated "no guests of opposite sex allowed in rooms unless married".
I got round it (once I found a friend) by taking a room for one or two nights every now and again at a nearby hotel that was 2 star and didnt seem to have any rules ( I kept my original hotel of course because I was working and needed to be seen to be a law-abiding person LOL).
I agree that the restaurants are excellent all over Vientiane. I rotated between around 6 different ones and all were good.
I disagree about your views on the mighty Mekong.
I think it is a marvellous river and I have had many adventures on it all the way down from up north through Lao and down to the delta area in Vietnam.
The landfill along the Mekong in Vientiane is for the construction of some big ass flood levees. The Mekong actually flooded into Vientiane in 2008 with 6 inches of water almost as far as the Kop Chai Deu restaurant.
I hope those fantastic beer bars along the riverfront can be retained as they were great for a few beerlaos after work.

Thanks for the updates and reports.

Amjeck
06-29-10, 18:11
After thoughts, I loved Vientiane many years back, the girls were very friendly and very GF, but a few years later now, the scene is very commercialized, the girls are becoming truly working girls just like girls next door in Thailand. It won't be my regular destination anymore.
Laos is getting worse. Lots of girls are saying "no" to foreigners, taxis are really ripping off tourists, and prices keep going up.

Most of the quality girls are made available to high spenders (you need a quality pimp to hook you up) and rich Laotians. Prices are 2500-20,000 ST.

Basically, too much money has floated into Laos in the last few years pushing prices for good quality way too high and driving lower/middle level girls to say "no" to foreigners (in other words "we don't need your money").

Steven007
08-09-10, 15:35
Visited Anou Cabaret with 2 friends a few nights ago.

All of us white guys in our late twenties.

Sat down and ordered our drinks.

Mamasan did not approach us or make eye contact.
None of the girls came near us and also did not make eye contact when they walked by our table.
Stayed about 45 minutes and then left feeling rejected.

Is it because we're white? We were the only non-asians in the club.
Every asian man who entered was seated and promptly offered girls.

After reading some positive reviews of Anou on this forum, I was surprised at how fully we were snubbed.I suposse they thought all white man are HIV carriers.

No offence intended.

Amjeck
08-10-10, 17:23
I suposse they thought all white man are HIV carriers.

No offence intended.
No, it's because Lao girls like small dick asian men. White guys are too big for their small pussies. They are scared of big cocks. If you're white, you're gonna strike out a lot in Laos.

Tanman005
09-20-10, 03:40
No, it's because Lao girls like small dick asian men. White guys are too big for their small pussies. They are scared of big cocks. If you're white, you're gonna strike out a lot in Laos.It's because it is illegal for a foreigner to have sex with a Lao citizen. It is there law. You and the girl can get arrested.

Otari
11-17-10, 18:07
It's really so bad in Laos? Are there maybe some places that you could recommend?
Can somebody compare Laos with Burma/ Myanmar please?

Alf889
11-26-10, 12:30
No, it's because Lao girls like small dick asian men. White guys are too big for their small pussies. They are scared of big cocks. If you're white, you're going to strike out a lot in Laos.In time think will change. Thailand used to be just like that. Now every girl will only care about who will pay them more or whom have unlimited bank account.

I just spend one week in Laos. Most of the girls will do ST for just 1000b.

Christoph Travel
06-12-11, 12:02
Hi guys,

Be here for the next 2 month working. Plenty lady boys on the street, some pubs are ok, the big China hotel have the most hookers until 4am.

But : prices are far to high, or low quality. Also watch out which place you choose to stay, most hotels don't allow visitors. I don't like to post a list of guesthouses and hotels here where girls are allowed to come, as I don't know if the Lao goverment is reading here too. I will send suggestions by pm.

If anyone has to share infos. Highly appreciated.

Naked
06-18-11, 10:06
Hi guys,

Be here for the next 2 month working. Plenty lady boys on the street, some pubs are ok, the big China hotel have the most hookers until 4am.

But : prices are far to high, or low quality. Also watch out which place you choose to stay, most hotels don't allow visitors. I don't like to post a list of guesthouses and hotels here where girls are allowed to come, as I don't know if the Lao goverment is reading here too. I will send suggestions by pm.

If anyone has to share infos. Highly appreciated. Try the Pakpasuk bar / restaurant plenty of nice Lao girls / womans to find at nighttime.

Prices around 300. 000 KIP

Christoph Travel
06-21-11, 18:40
Try the Pakpasuk bar / restaurant plenty of nice Lao girls / womans to find at nighttime.

Prices around 300. 000 KIPThanks! But where is is located?

Naked
07-06-11, 18:19
Thanks! But where is is located?On Quai Fa Ngum road, any tuk tuk driver will bring you there.

At day time a restaurant and at night a bar on the top floor, where you can pick up some lady's.

Most of the girls have a motorbike, so you can drive back with them.

Christoph Travel
07-07-11, 12:51
On Quai Fa Ngum road, any tuk tuk driver will bring you there.

At day time a restaurant and at night a bar on the top floor, where you can pick up some lady's.

Most of the girls have a motorbike, so you can drive back with them.Well, got myself a motorbike. 35. 000kip a day, (weekly rate) ,

Anyway, you mean the place with the karaoke below, which is currently under renovation.

I will check that out tonight. Usually I go Bor Pen Yung. Wind West. Salmo. Don Chan. But after a week you know all faces;. (,

There is plenty small ladybars a bit outside of town, nice and cheap, but not one speaks even 5 words english.

Maybe you be around, I will send you my number on private Message. Take care!

Christoph Travel
07-07-11, 12:57
On Quai Fa Ngum road, any tuk tuk driver will bring you there.

At day time a restaurant and at night a bar on the top floor, where you can pick up some lady's.

Most of the girls have a motorbike, so you can drive back with them.You can't receive messages, here's my number in lao 59876435

Christoph Travel
07-07-11, 16:34
The place runs only as a normal restaurant, no more girls, the girls worked there before changed to pinguin cabaret I got told

One Dery
10-01-11, 03:58
Hi all,

I'll be coming to Vientiane for a little R&R starting Oct 15. First time back as a Ex patriot. I've read the board but not a lot of intel. I just wanted to know what the recent scene is like for finding some companionship while I'm there. Prefer places (bars or street corners) I can walk to and find companionship without being to obvious. Will be there for a couple of weeks and want to make the most of the trip.

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Wonder Y

Wickid8
10-01-11, 17:05
Hi guys,

Be here for the next 2 month working. Plenty lady boys on the street, some pubs are ok, the big China hotel have the most hookers until 4am.

But : prices are far to high, or low quality. Also watch out which place you choose to stay, most hotels don't allow visitors. I don't like to post a list of guesthouses and hotels here where girls are allowed to come, as I don't know if the Lao goverment is reading here too. I will send suggestions by pm.

If anyone has to share infos. Highly appreciated.Hi, I will be going to Vientiane next month for a few days. It will be my first time in Laos and I'm looking for accommodation that are guest friendly and close to the action. I can't seem to PM you though?

Otari
10-25-11, 00:08
Hi guys,

What are the best places for mongering in Laos?

Cheers

Joe Looking
11-07-11, 10:14
Hi, I will be going to Vientiane next month for a few days. It will be my first time in Laos and I'm looking for accommodation that are guest friendly and close to the action. I can't seem to PM you though?Near the Mekong:

Lao Orchid Hotel

Inter-City Hotel (I think it is inter not inner, it is on the road with Bor-Pen-Yang)

Riverside Hotel.

I stayed at Riverside and Lao Orchid so I can confirm first hand they are GF. I met a guy staying at Inter-City and the night I met him he told me he had taken girls there before.

I will say that despite the law I think a lot comes down to how you carry yourself. I would probably classify myself as a backpacker (because of where I stay) who partakes in the hobby. I stated at the Lao Youth Inn for a while and one morning I met a girl in a bar and did not want to pay for another room. Despite the signs I asked the guy working if I could bring her to the room. It was about 2am and he said it was okay if I had her out by 5am (he and the other staff seemed to sleep downstairs and wake up around 6:30am). I took her somewhere else because I wanted more time with her. The story was just to highlight the fact that although there is a law, it is loosely enforced.

Naked
12-03-11, 10:28
Near the Mekong:

Lao Orchid Hotel

Inter-City Hotel (I think it is inter not inner, it is on the road with Bor-Pen-Yang)

Riverside Hotel.

I stayed at Riverside and Lao Orchid so I can confirm first hand they are GF. I met a guy staying at Inter-City and the night I met him he told me he had taken girls there before.

I will say that despite the law I think a lot comes down to how you carry yourself. I would probably classify myself as a backpacker (because of where I stay) who partakes in the hobby. I stated at the Lao Youth Inn for a while and one morning I met a girl in a bar and did not want to pay for another room. Despite the signs I asked the guy working if I could bring her to the room. It was about 2am and he said it was okay if I had her out by 5am (he and the other staff seemed to sleep downstairs and wake up around 6:30am). I took her somewhere else because I wanted more time with her. The story was just to highlight the fact that although there is a law, it is loosely enforced.I can confirm also that the Riverside hotel and the Intercity hotel are both GF.

Naked

Naked
12-03-11, 10:37
The place runs only as a normal restaurant, no more girls, the girls worked there before changed to pinguin cabaret I got toldBo Pakpasuk bar on Quai Fa Ngum road is still open for "business"

Only the prices went to the roof, som even asked prices like 2000bath or even 1. 000. 000 Kip.

Although the last one was very pretty, she just was not worth it.

The bar is just next to the Intercity hotel.

Another place where you can pick up some girls is Tex Mex Alexia bar on the same road.

I've picked up a girl, the first day she went to my hotel and the next day I could visit here room in a guesthouse.

Both times it had cost me 300. 000 Kip.

Grtz.

Naked

One Dery
12-06-11, 16:49
Hi all,

I'm coming to Vientiane this Sunday and staying at the Lao Plaza Hotel on Samsenethai Road. Can anyone tell me if this is a guest friendly hotel and if there places nearby to find some women companionship during the day. I've read the forum but not much info was on the Lao Plaza hotel. I'll be in Vientiane for a week if anyone wants to hang out.

One Dery