Anyone have plans this weekend?
Is anyone headed to TJ this weekend? I'm headed there Friday. I haven't been there in a couple months. Is there anything I should look out for?
Money can't buy everything...
Last night, I was in CC having a drink with my regular provider at one of the booths when one of the waiters came up to my girl and told her that someone wanted HER to drink with them. She refused without a glance but the waiter kept insisting for her to go. She kept saying "NO" until he finally left. I looked to see who wanted to take my girl from me and it were these 2 guys, practically blowing their money on every girl to sit with them. Luckily for me, my provider loves servicing me more than selling out. Throughout the night though, she would say they kept glancing over at us. I would catch them looking and they would quickly turn away. I was a bit upset that someone would disrespect me by snatching my girl while she's with me, but she made me forget it by blowing my mind away.
If you want to have fun in TJ and buy drinks for every chica out there, go ahead and have fun. Just don't disrespect another monger. Has anyone else ever had another monger try to snatch your provider like so? My chica told me those chumps come in every now and then and ALWAYS try to buy girls off other guys.
Quick trip ending at Las Perlas
Made a quick afterwork trip to TJ last night. Got there about 6:45 and headed to AB - found the place not as apealing as usual (in fact pretty boring) ... then took a walk around to check out the SG's, but the cool temp's seemed to have thinned the choices there too.
Feeling kind of frustrated, checked out Miami and the bar (can't think of the name) that's connected by a glass wall. In the "forgotten name bar" there was a 2 girl whip cream show going on that was quite entertaining! Ended with the two girls taking a shower together in a glass-encased shower atop the bar ... who comes up with these marketing ideas and why aren't they working for Bill Gates?
Finally, thinking the night was a complete waste, decided to take a stoll down Calle Coahuilla to Las Perlas to see if anything was going on there. Las Perlas is basically a bar that's a front for a massage parlor behind it. When it first opened, they actually had tv's with porn showing in some of the booths, but now they've "cleaned" it a bit.
Walked in and was the only gringo in the place ... was about to leave when the waitress asked if I wanted a $1 beer - couldn't pass this. While drinking my full-sized Tecate, the same waitress asked if I wanted a "private dance" in one of the booths. my question: "Cuanto?" her response: "$11" my response "why not".
She brings over a girl whose about a 6 who is fully dressed (pants, long sleeve top, etc.) - I'm thinking this sucks already. We go in to the booth, and before the curtain closes, she's all over me and taking off her clothes and my pants. She the begins grinding me and playing with me while I'm doing the same to her. She then gets down on her knees and begins a bbbj. She stops before I explode and then turns around and invites me to do her from behind sans-condom. No thanks! Back to face to face (we're now well into song number 2) and she drops back down to her knees and resumes the bbbj, but this time to completion with swallow!
I hadn't given her any $ yet, so I give her $20 instead of the $11 for excellent service. She dresses gives me a hug, finishes off my beer and leaves. When I step outside the booth, the waitress says "$11" - I respond "I paid her" and I leave the building. Grab a cab and head back to the border - check my watch 8:45
Trip costs:
parking $4
taxis $10
beers $5
tips $5
"dance" $20
Wait at imigration - less than five minutes
AlleyKat 40 - Angelica!!!! BABY.
OCT, you're talking about Hong Kong Bar.
For me another mixed-use day in Tijuana. Work in the morning, then the ZONA in the afternoon. I really look forward to landing in the Zona. I think I somehow belong there.
After work, I had to replenish my monger muny supply so I went to the Calimax store (Mesa) and as usual fed my ATM card into the HSBC machine for the cash. Anticipating a smooth run to the Zona I waited for the "enter PIN" message. It did not come. The machine that took my card with inexhorable promtitude was now refusing to give it back and if that wasn't sad enough the machine would not dispense the cash either.
Imagine me, very white and no Spanish standing in front of a malfunctioning ATM machne with no cash and a hard on. Classic. Oh well, ran back to the office, got online and sorted it out, got my monger muny. Fortunately the machine didn't hit my account. Fuck. What a hassle. I did re-boot the ATM in the store, the computer inside is all fucked up, the thing was not loading the op/sys etc. I did not get my card back and I will never see it again, this is according to the customer service dept at HSBC. What a terrible feeling.
Dropped DTM off on Revo to hit an ATM for me. Drove to the lot, parked got a buzz going and met DTM at AB. We were a bit hungry so we set out for some tacos but first I'd take DTM back to the lot and work on getting him a daytime buzz going. That done and then trying to explain why I don't want my car washed (because it's gonna fuckin rain) kept us tied up for a minute or two. Then it was off to the Zona.
Standing at the taco stand on the corner across from Chicago Club, I was challenging DanTheMan to a taco eating contest (a serious case of the munchies was setting in). DanTheMan is a bit larger than this AlleyKat so it appeared to me that even in the condition I was in, he would win that one so I backed off. He said he could do 15, I was on my 5th and getting a bit full. So we ordered tacos from Isabela, the beautiful child responsible for business at the taco stand there that day.
It's no fucking wonder that by the age of 18 or 20 these girls can cook up a storm. Watching her prepare, slice, dice, cut, wrap and all that I could clearly see she would master the cooking craft and be a star. She was all business too.
I noticed Monica (de AB) pulling in the lot in around 3pm and I was looking forward to ignoring her again. When she walked by me at the taco stand I didn't even look at her but DanTheMan said she turned around and looked at me REAL hard, like she knew me or something or was waiting for me to say hi but maybe she forgot that I am "not her customer."
Tacos down, we started trolling the alley. Gaby is mad at me for not going with her for a while. She's too expensive and she doesn;t want to give this gringo a break. As much as I love her I don;t appreciate getting premium pricing. I'll talk to her about it maybe next time.
Blanca and Jacqueline were out too, tugging at me for a session but I was looking for Esmarelda tonight. My fav is back on the 13th and I wanted to boink this girl before she returns. DanTheMan and I continued around the block and settled in to LC for a beer to loosen up. One dancer who was clearly CLEARLY a newbie struggled her way around the pole. DTM and I tried to keep a straight face but we just couldn't. Looked like she was going to fall a few times - we busted up. I felt bad for her so I called her over for a tip and a suck on her (very nice) titties. It's fun watching them start out. Kinda cuite really.
DTM had to split early so I was on my own looking for the.ronan and curiousxxxcat. I was checking around AB looking for curiousxxxcat but so many of the guys there matched is descriptors that I'm sure the fellas thought I was interested in something other than girleys. I had to back off that and grab a girley.
No sign of Monica in the club. She takes forever to get ready but by now it's 5 o'clock. Didn't see her all evening so she must have been busy. I just wanted to snub her again - just one more time. Sick, I know.
Ran into a mongerer I met the other night with the.ronan. Super guy and we had a chat, squeezed some babes, stole some hugs and kisses then I split looking for the.ronan and Esmarelda.
Esmarelda would not be working today. I almost lost interest at that point and was walking towards the door when I realized that perhaps another smoke, and another walk around the place was in order. I just couldn't walk out that door. Who knows when I'd be back and I hated to leave.
I still had the can of Coke from the taco stand. Jeez, I can't drink plastic water so I just carried it around. Nice to have it as a weapon by the way so WORD.
I was slithering behind the high bar and put the can of Coke on the tabe next to a Spanish Mexican babe who reached out, grabbed my arm and pulled me down next to her. I wasn't in the mood for doing anybody other than Esmarelda so I was a bit bummed. But this babe would pull me out of it. Fast.
She is Angelica de Mexico City doing her second tour at AB. Beautiful girl. Classic Mexican - a 100% made in Mexico delight. Fuck I love these women. 5'4" black thick hair to her mid back. No English, 24 yrs, one kid, A cups and a tight TIGHT bod. A REAL princess. No tats, one scar (not a "C") and PERFECT teeth.
She made me laugh, her with no English, me no Spanish. These girls are sooo smooth. You don't need to speak Spanish, gringos. Forgetaboutit.
An hour later and several ficha drinks we start negotiating. She wanted $60. for 20 min plus the room. I literally FELL out of the booth onto the floor. NO WAY was I paying that shit but I kept at it using the ways of the AlleyKat. Started purring in her ear telling her that 20 minutes was not enough time. How about uno hora????
Well, she looked at me and a big smile came across her face because by now we did enough touchy feely to get the message across that I wanted her in the room so I could treat her right, not jam her around the walls. She knoew I loved her and wanted her body and so the negotiations shifted from 20 minutes to one hour. I knew the room would be $22. but the big question was the GIRL. I already decided I wanted her.
WE fell back into negotiations, using the napkin on the table to write out numbers etc. After a few fichas and some back and forth (with a LOT of rubbing and squeezing in between, pecks on the neck etc) I finally agreed to get her to go for the hour - $90.00 or 1000p. We finished our drinks and off we went, up the stairs holding hands, me playing grab ass, her giggling etc.
In the room, she let me slowly undress her revealing her A cups. Those little titties you see all over the place and just love to fondle. She was great. Letting me kiss her all over as I undressed her. When I finished undressing her, she went immediately to the shower - scrub scrub scrub. I like that so I washed up the old feller in the sink - lots of soap - and got him squeaky clean.
She emerged from the shower wrapped in the towel. She lay back on the bed waiting for me and I immediately got her to relax and wanted to DATY but she was shy. Wouldn't let me kiss below the bikini line but I started to purr and blow on her bellie. Works every time.
Took a few minutes to loosen her up but you know what? There's nothing like feeling a 24yo body quiver with delight as you DATY with feeling. There's nothing like feeling the goosebumps on her thighs and hips as you run your mouth over every inch of her moreno solid tight body. I love it when they lay on their back during DATY and they arch their back and moan with their eyes closed and both hands gripping the pillow.
She put up with that for about 15 minutes then it was time to work on the AlleyKat. So she rolled over, slipped on the party hat and began a very poor CBJ. Soooo poor that I wasn't even getting an erection. WTF? So I had her 69 with me for a few minutes and man that did the job. Rock solid and ready to go she started reverse CG and then switched to CG, Doggie, mish, the same cycle over and over again a few times.
What was most enjoyable was her tight body. The feeling of her tight body and firm skin was a real treat. She warmed up real fast and sex with her was a treat. I came like a porn star and filled the condom. She smiled quietly, removed my condom, I took it from her and flung it across the room and that mutherfucker stuck right to the wall - give those tip sucking cleaning leaches something to talk about.
She slowly dressed in front of me, almost making want to fuck her again but I was out of time, jizz and muny so I had to go. COULD NOT talk her into TLN for under $400. I'll keep working on her though because I liked her. She was a great toss.
She left a minute before me and must have gone home after wards becuase she was nowhere to be found in
the club. I went back to look for Monica.
I tipped the room guy a buck when I left the room and as I was approaching the stairs another cum cleaner stood on the stairs and said "Hey, where is my tip?"
I said "OH!, am I supposed to tip YOU for cleaning the room?" He says "Yes," I say "Are you sure I'm supposed to tip you?" He says "Yes, you are supposed to tip me senior." I said "Well that's too bad and that means the other guy stole your tip because he told me I was supposed to tip HIM, not YOU." "Let's go and talk to him together."
That flew like a piano. Fuckin guy.
So AlleyKat 40 was great. I can still taste Angelica and feel her tight body. I can still smell her hair and see her smile, that big wide open smile. Man. The Latina. I love them all.
AlleyKat 41 on Tuesday or Wednesday next week.
Be safe and Be Nice
Country John