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This report is from last February when I spent an entire frustrating trip without getting laid. I did have a bit of a semi-relationship with a girl in Panajachel, but it stopped short of coitus.
Anyway, in Antigua, I went to the infamous La Fuente just up the road from Antigua in the town of (sorry, name slips me, but I'll try to look it up later). You can walk there in about 40 minutes or take a cab or bus. I wandered around forever before I asked a cab driver to take me there. The instructions I'd got had been lousy. He did so, but was not particularly pleasant about it. I wonder if he was one of the Evangelical types that have taken root in that part of Guatemala.
Well, there were about three girls working, all 3-4 in looks and one customer, a drunk, smelly guy sipping a beer. We chatted for awhile in Spanish before I got tired of waiting for something more attractive to show up and I left. Maybe I should have just gone for it--about two weeks later I would have jumped at the chance--but my previous trip had been to Thailand and I found the offerings rather disappointing in comparison. Perhaps you'll have better luck.
I can wholeheartedly endorse a place which I just happened to run across (actually it was the girl standing outside the joint who blew me a kiss which was the tipoff that goodies were available at that locale).
Anyhow, this place is located on the Calle Ancha, #92 (there's a red cloth flapping at the entrance to the cantina--if you get to the Texaco station you've gone about 150 feet too far). It's on the road you take to go to Jocotenango, the place which had been touted for a joint called "La Fuente". Forget "La Fuente" (girls grossly overweight and generally unattractive) and try this other place instead. It's called N'hay que chicas (pronounced "nye k chicas", meaning "only girls") and boasts 5-6 chicas in the 5-7 range, Guatemalan, who ask 50 quetzales ($6.50) for FS (though my pick offered no head). The girl I selected was from the Peten (way up north), very friendly and really liked to deep kiss and embrace. All the girls seemed to be just barely over the limit to be of age. The joint is a bar and you can hang around for a liter of beer if that's your pleasure. Some command of Spanish a must, I'd say.
Hours: 12-12
Antonio,
I'm glad to hear that someone finally found some action in Antigua. I learned a lot of my Spanish in the language schools of Antigua in 1985. They were, and still are, a very inexpensive and pleasant way to learn the language. 1 on 1, experienced teachers, very cheap, and a really pleasant town.
I took a couple weeks of refresher courses in 2001, and enjoyed the bar scene, the Plaza, and the mountains. All I lacked was the monger scene.
You liked the bar "N'hay que chicas" (pronounced "nye k chicas", meaning "only girls")
Do you really mean . . .
"chicas in the 5-7 range, Guatemalan, who ask 50 quetzales ($6.50) for FS" . . . ?
The Guatemaltecas ?? I met were hot. You're not talking the Indigenous Indians are you?
Walking distance from the Plaza or take a cab? Any atmosphere if the chicas don't appeal to someone?
Thanks for any more info. I've been looking for an excuse to study some more Spanish.
Hey Pilgrims , Anyone know of any hotels in Antigua that have fireplaces in the room & are also girl friendly? Or even on the way to Antigua .It looks like theres some action in one of those towns on the highway into Antigua.
Thanks, Chango
I went to Antigua, and followed the directions to N'hay que chicas. It's there. It's seedy, but open for business. The prices quoted are correct.
You don't really need a firm command of Spanish to get what you need, though. I went just after dark and found a really pretty 25 year old woman called Rosa, I think. She sounds like the former posting with the tongue kissing and lip biting. While I drank my beers and looked around, Rosa came over and sat down, ordered beers, sat on my lap and kissed me. She waits to see what kind of Spanish you have, and really seems to be motivated to sell beer. I got tired of the saleswoman bar-girl routine and started to make my intentions known. That's what brought about the tongue kissing. She waits for you to take the initiative. And then, when you've pushed it enough, she agrees to go to the back room with you.
She really doesn't want to do it with the lights on, although I was able to persuade her to leave one votive candle on while we did the business (I really don't want to put my dick anywhere I can't put my eyes on).
There's a strict 20 minute limit on the time in the back rooms, so get horny, get ready, and go. The back rooms are dirty, and you'll know you're in a *****house, but there was no sense of threat or danger present. There are some young looking girls at this place, but these girls were really unattractive and common-looking.
When we were finished, Rosa and I and the common-looking girls, and some beer drinking local kids sat around for a half-hour or so laughing about this and that while Rosa nursed her six-month old girl. I went back another two times, and the experience was more or less the same. As soon as I appeared, the others called Rosa, and if I had wanted variety, I would have had to do some diplomacy. But, as I mentioned, Rosa was a real looker, and the younger ones (18-ish) were loud and coarse.
Hi Guys,
I will be going to Antigua and staying there for a week. Will you show the direction of the places or addresses of the places in Antigua .
i.e. La Fuente, N'hay que chicas. Iwill let you know where I will be staying.
Thank you all very much.
Madan
Antigua has never been great for mongering.
[QUOTE=enricos]Antigua has never been great for mongering.[/QUOTE]Antigua has always beeen the worst for mongering, I was there last week and nothing has changed.
Expat57
What about all those young girls from Europe ,USA,Japan etc who come to Antigua to study spanish? I was told that there are lots of cute single girls in Antigua all year round.
Anybody been succesful scoring a freebie?
Hello all! This is from a couple off weeks back. I had a three day stay in Antigua and did my homework here to try and get the maximum pussy at the best price. First, let me say that according to my Guate sources, there are indeed lots of single women from around the globe in Antigua. Lots of approachable euro chics if you have the time and patience to try and hook up. I had some things planned and did not have a room to myself so the hookers were my best bet. I hopped into a cart/cab called a "tuk-tuk" (took-took) and asked for a ride to N'Hay Que Chicas. The driver smiled and knew exactly what I wanted. We rode for about 10 min and We ended up at a little place at the end of a small street. I an really not sure if this was really the same place I requested but it did have a red cloth in the entrance. I did not see a Texaco around as reported in ealier posts. I got a beer from a thick kind of cute girl and then she went and sat down. There were about 7-8 girls and I would rate them from a 2 to a 6 at best. My waitress was the best in my opinion. I waved her over since I was being ignored for the most part. Kind of wierd since I was solo. By the way, this was at about 11am.
She said americans usually want only thin girls and none of them were too thin. I told her she looked nice to me and asked about a room. She said 70Q ($9US) and off we went. Her name is Eva and she is 25 yo. She wore too much makeup and was thicker that I usually like but I wanted to screw as much as possible this trip and the price was right. We went up to her room which she shares with 3 other girls. She started kissing me and we got each other naked. She gave a nice CBJ for about 5 min and them climbed on top. She liked to ride and really knew how to bounce her ass and pussy. She started getting tired (and a little heavy) and we switched to mish. She really let me open her up and drive it into her and I enjoyed that. We finished with her on her side and me on all fours. I fit real nice inside her that way and I went as deep as I could. The bed moved a foot away from the wall because she had a foot up there for leverage. I blew a nice load in her and we rested and laughed for a couple of minutes. I ended up seeing her the next day too. Each day I would sneak away to do some "shopping" and get another piece of $9 pussy! The other girl I had on my third visit was slimmer but not as good a lay. Acted like I was hurting her a little. Eva was not there that day. Those looking for hot chicks might not find that in Antigua but if you want to get a piece for a low price, it is there. Thanks for the info to those who posted about this place.
Clutch
Hello,
Do you happen to have any links to hotels in antigua? My budget is up to $35/40 but would rather pay less.Many thanks
Artisttyp
Artisttyp,
I just returned from Guatemala. You will not have any problem finding a hotel under $40 in Antigua. It is the off season, so many are discounted. Several start at $7 for hostel types. I paid $10 for an ok room and heard from other travelers that were staying in pretty nice places for $25. Doesn't matter if they are chica friendly because there are no s/w's. Lots of pretty euro backpacker types and many in language schools there.
Asked two tuk tuk drivers about N'Hay Que Chicas and they didn't know what I meant. One took me to a sleezy chica casa in a dark neighborhood northwest of town. The chicas were fat, ugly, or both, so I didn't stick around long.
Best action is in Guatemala City.
Ok dont get excited but a tuk tuk driver took me to this little red light area just outside of antigua.It consisted of only three bars and the pickings were slim but I still found something.I paid $120 quetzalas which around $15 US for 30 minutes of action.I got to cum right on her tits so that made up for the slim selection.Id rate it about a 5/6.The place is called La Taverna.BBBJ is available for $200 Q for the half hour.
The driver also said there was a strip club about 30 minutes out of antigua with beds.I dont know the name sorry I will try to find out.
Im starving in antigua its a total rip off all the way around.Im at the villa antigua one of the finest hotels here and the food is institutional food at new york city prices...real con artists here.I cant wait to get back to el salvador on thursday.The only thing which is worth it in antigua is the photo oppotunites but you can go to chiapas mexico pay half of what you pay and more or less see the same things.
I give guatemala a thumbs down for many reason.Ill explain more later.
Artisttyp
[QUOTE=Artisttyp] Im starving in antigua its a total rip off all the way around.Im at the villa antigua one of the finest hotels here and the food is institutional food at new york city prices...real con artists here.I cant wait to get back to el salvador on thursday. Artisttyp[/QUOTE]
Well, I think you're 100% on target about Antigua; you echo my sentiments exactly. I spent 3 days in Antigua, which was one too many. I didn't even try to get laid because, based on what I read on this forum, I knew every place in Antigua would be a dump with poor service. Your experience bears out my observations. And you are right to want to get back to El Salvador.
That having been said, I suggest you not give up on Guatemala just yet, as long as you are there. There is quality pussy to be had in Guatemala, you just have to pay for it. If your budget allows, I suggest going to Club Platinum in Guatemala City and asking for Jessica. She is a 20 year old morena spinner from Honduras. She was the single best fuck I had in Central America. I liked her so much that I went back for a second hour. I'm assuming she is still there; at least she was there in March. The problem is that you will literally pay 4 times what you would in El Salvador.
Regarding non-mongering activities--and there is more to travel than mongering--try to visit the Mayan ruins in Tikal. They are awesome. Otherwise, continue enjoying your trip. I look forward to your next reports. Regards,
Lorenzo