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Any info on bars and massage in Hermosillo?
the post below is way overdue, and highlights my virgin trip to hermosillo in june of 2007. i finally got off my arse and cleaned up my notes enough to post. i've since visited hermosillo about eight more times and feel quite comfortable and familiar with the city and the clubs there. i even have a current novia who lives (and works) there. and no, i won't share her info or details. sorry! maybe when i'm finished with her.)
[b]prologue:[/b]
i intended for today to be a glowing testament as to how i took all of the info i've read on this site, had glorious conquests, and made the most out of my first day in hermosillo. instead, the day turned into something slightly different. not bad, but different. after reading this report, your first response might be "damn, i'm never driving to, driving in, or visiting hermosillo! ", but it shouldn't be. read on.
[b]getting there, and cops i:[/b]
i purchased a six month insurance policy for my truck, and i purchased a tourist visa at the checkpoint just south of nogales. no car permit is necessary. the drive from phoenix was relatively uneventful. there was some sort of drug / weapons / dui checkpoint about 5-10 miles outside of hermosillo, and this was my first interaction with the hermosillo police / federales (not sure which). but, since i did not have any drugs or guns (and was sober! ), i was on my way within seconds.
[b]business and cops ii:[/b]
my first order of business after checking into my hotel friday afternoon (2pm) was to buy gas. i burned a lot just getting to hermosillo, finding my hotel, and then briefly exploring the city to find some of the various clubs. as i was parked at the gas station, and still in my vehicle (in all the cities i've visited in mex, they pump the gas for you), two enterprising muchachos (youths) began to clean my windows. rapidly. usually, i would shoo them away, but my windows were dirty and i thought, what the hell i'll support the local economy. no more than 20 seconds after they began. and just prior to their finishing the job. a police pickup truck came barreling at me full frontal, and very fast. i could see the faces of the two officers inside the truck and they meant serious business. one of them was pointing, menacingly, directly at me. a thousand things blew through my mind, the last of which was, f**k, i'm going to a mexican jail for an as yet undetermined reason. the pickup truck skidded to a stop just in front of my truck, smoke billowing from the rear tires. at this moment, both window-cleaning muchachos took off like rabbits. one kid ran faster than i've seen anyone run in a long time. in fact, he flew across 8. yes 8. lanes of speeding traffic with no concern whatsoever for his own personal safety. i still can't believe he didn't get clipped. both officers, at this same moment, bolted from their truck in hot pursuit. my dread quickly turned to elation as i realized 1) the cops weren't after me, and 2) i had some free entertainment while i gassed up. however, somehow during the excitement, the gas pump operator found a way to scam me. i know this because just before this happened, the pump was reading approx. $12us and i was at 1/2 tank (i left the key in to listen to xm radio, and i already had 1/4 tank of gas before i arrived at the station). by the time the excitement ended and my fuel tank was full, the pump read $49. 50. so, either i was the stupid gringo and got scammed, or i misunderstood how my gas guage worked (note. future experiences confirmed that i was scammed. my fuel gauge was fine). regardless, i was glad my second run-in with the police was not really 'my' run-in. : ^)
[b]time to monger:[/b]
after this excitement, i went to one of the the massage parlors listed on this site. pieles finisimas. it took some time to find it, then i didn't know where to park. i finally figured it out, went in, and had some fun, but it was nothing to write home (or here! ) about. after leaving, i couldn't find grupo lilians no matter how hard i searched, and i also couldn't find gau gua, which i learned later had been closed for some time. i decided to check out the strip club scene next. found lord black. parked in a secure, covered and fenced lot right next door. the lot is run by a muchacho who charged me $2. money well spent, imho, as my truck is new. entered the bar, and settled in. i just received my first cerveza and settled my a$$ into the comfortable chair (and my type of hot latina just began her stage dance). yummy! things were looking up.
[b]freeze! (cops iii):[/b]
then, in a split second, no less than 30. that's right, i said 30. not '15 but it seemed like 30'. but 30 heavily armed (and some masked with full riot gear) police officers stormed the building. for the second time in one day, i was positive i was going to a mexican jail for, again, reasons as yet unknown. a burly officer approached me (as other officers were approaching other customers, rounding up the girls, rounding up the staff, shutting down the music, etc.), and he ordered me to put my arms in the air. you can bet your f#$*ating cajones i put my arms in the air! he proceeded to pat me down, grab my pockets, my arms, my legs, my crotch, the usual areas (i assume, as i've never been patted down before in mex, but the other customers seemed to be getting the same treatment), removing my phone and keys from my pockets and placing them on the table. he then told me i could sit back down. for the next 15 minutes there was quite a commotion upstairs. the club is tri-level, pretty cool, and the girls' dressing rooms are upstairs on the third floor which is very cool 'cuz there is a 'fire station' type of pole they can slide down onto the stage. but, i digress.
ultimately, two girls were led out in their street clothes. not long after, the cops left and it was business as usual. apparently, this ruckus was over ids (either the girls didn't have them or they were ****, perhaps? ). i didn't ask questions, as i was just happy to have once again avoided a negative outcome to my third interaction with the hermosillo police.
[b]more mongering:[/b]
at one point later, i had a blonde on my lap, i paid for a 16$ drink for her, and then she had to go dance. thank you and adios, as she was not my type (too 'thick', though definitely attractive which is why i bought her the drink). and there was a hot latina just finishing on stage that i was interested in. mine! mine! a few minutes later, i visited a lord black owned room across the street from the club, with this hot latina. the room sucked (small, hot, humid and dirty), and though we were into each other, neither of us was 'into' the experience. i certainly would not do it again. next time i'd set up a 'date' for later that night or the next day. i left lord black's after that.
[b]wtf?! (aka cops iv):[/b]
so, now i'm driving around after drinking four cervezas at lord black, and i get pulled over by the police. for the third time that day, i thought i was going to a mexican jail for reasons yet unknown, and for the fourth time that day i was 'interacting' with the local policia. now, i'll be the first to admit that my spanish comprehension is not perfect. in a conversational setting with a latina target, i can certainly hold my own. however, i had absolutely no idea what this officer was saying to me or why he had pulled me over. i must have played the 'stupid gringo' card very well, because after a few minutes of painfully attempting to communicate and mis-understanding each other, he let me go with what i assume was a warning.
i was still curious as to why i had been pulled over (i think the officer was telling me that i was driving the wrong way on a one way street, but that didn't make any sense), so i decided to double-back and examine the intersection. sure enough, only then did i see the *tiny* sign above the stop sign. it was an arrow pointing right, apparently meaning i was supposed to only turn right at the intersection despite the a) green light above the intersection, b) continuation of the street ahead of me complete with double yellow line, and c) absence of any 'do not pass' or 'no hay pasado' signs. whatever. for some reason, the mexicans and costa ricans have a fascination with two-way streets that abruptly turn into one-way streets without warning. perhaps this is some kind of test for gringos. i certainly failed, if this is the case.
[b]laying low, and cops v:[/b]
i found a cool sports bar (sport planet, in the hotel zone) and hung out there for the rest of the night, visiting with the locals, listening to live music and drinking tecates. i left the bar heading back to my hotel (declined a few offers from the street walkers outside), hit the main street, and then. are you f&8$*#ing kidding me? ! i found myself stopped at a mandatory police checkpoint in the middle of the road. this time i was positive i was in trouble. i wasn't drunk, but as we all know, most cops can tell if you've had even a few beers and this checkpoint was obviously designed for this very purpose. the officer asked me if i have been drinking. "well, yeah", i thought, "i'm in mexico with hot latinas, aren't i? " thank goodness my brain was still capable of controlling my mouth, as i said "no, no cervezas para mi. " then the cop asked me if i had any drugs or weapons, and finally if i had had any whiskey. not sure why he chose the word 'whiskey', but it made me laugh and i said "no, no whiskey. " while chuckling. i guess this answer and/or the delivery of the answer convinced him i was alright and he let me go. i headed back to my hotel hardly believing my good fortune, and then i went to sleep looking forward to tomorrow, my first saturday in hermosillo.
[b]epilogue:[/b]
was i stupid for drinking and driving? absolutely, especially in an unknown mexican city. however, given the number of interactions i had with the police in one day and the fact that i emerged unrep001hed, i'd classify hermosillo as a pretty safe town for a gringo. no shakedowns, no tickets and no bribes necessary. also, i never once had a problem with any of the locals.
my favorite massage place was rubi's masajes near the holiday inn. i actually took two of the hottest girls there (yadira and lluvia. their real names, ibana and lilliana. their artistic names) on a date on saturday night after they got off work at 7pm. we had a blast, though i desperately wanted lluvia, and yadira wanted me, so the sex angle wasn't in my favor. sadly too: ^(, as lluvia is ridiculously hhoott and very much my type. she told me she only does massage and does not do p4p. i verified this later, so even more sadness. sniff.
i absolutely recommend hermosillo as a mongering destination. i stopped going because i dated a stripper there for about six weeks (truly dating. think trips to the beach at bahia del kino every weekend with her daughter, dinners, dancing, free sex, etc.) and it didn't work out. the other girls working in the same club were jealous at the amount of time and money i spent with/on her, and they eventually convinced her i was working them for sex as well, which was a flat out lie, but whatever. i just couldn't bring myself to continue going to hermosillo after that. it worked out for me because i shifted my focus to mexicali, which is much better than hermosillo for the type of mongering i prefer, and closer for me too! ironically, in rocky point i met up with another girl i was tight with in hermosillo, and she and i have been seeing a lot of each other in rocky point. go figure. i may have to re-visit hermosillo in the near future.
all in all, i really like hermosillo. it is the most 'normal' town i've ever visited in mexico. not a border town crawling with gringos and low-lifes, not a tourist trap again crawling with gringos and with poverty just beyond the last beautiful resort, but a very 'normal' town with 'normal', educated (mostly) mexicanas. ymmv, as they say, but give it a try!
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Apologize for the odd capitalization problem in my previous post. This happened after I submitted the report, so not sure what the deal is there.
I am a new member to this board. I have been posting for years on another online board. So some of the mongers reading this may recognise my log on name "Brewmeisterbro".
Just as a point of introduction, I travel to Hermosillo at least once a month. I do not go purely for the sex but I do enjoy it regularly. I have close friendships that I have developed with people there over the years. I have a very good friend who is a mechanic and owns a garage there. Oscar has introduced me to many lovely young non-pros.
Recently, I have been developing a friendship with Oscar's brother in law. This man (I will call him Elizar) knows many lovely young ladies who work in the maquiladoras there and like to make a little money on the side. I would call them semi-pros. They are definitely not like the hard hearted pros that work in the clubs or some of the MP's. I would use the title "call girls".
Elizar wants to start his own MP. Consequently, he is currently building his stable of lovely ladies. His cell phone is loaded with numbers!
Last week a visited my friends in Hermosillo. Elizar and I had a little party with two young chicas in my jaccuzi suite. That is where all photos were taken.
The two girls are cousins and live in the same house on the west side of town. The cute little one is Sadie and the heavier one is her sister Fannie. We picked them up in my Xterra and they jumped in the back seat while Elizar drove and my friend Oscar sat in the front.
We drove over to Oscar's garage to drop him off before heading to my hotel. The girls put on some hot Mexican music on my car stereo and turned it up. In seconds both girls were dancing in the street! The both dance better than most TD girls I have seen. Especially Sadie. She is a hot little chica!
All of the Mexican guys in the area had their eyes bugging out to see what this old gringo was doing with the two hot chicas!
We then headed to El Caribe. It is located on the highway that heads out of town to Kino Bay. The jacuzzi suite is $700 pesos per night and is very comfortable with a TV, DVD player and stereo. It has living room with leather couches to fuck on when you get tired of fucking on the bed.
We drank some beer, scotch and tequila. The girls danced some more while the jacuzzi was filling.
The girls hugging and kissing me in the jacuzzi and giving me a hand job under the suds.
After we took the pictures in the jacuzzi, we all toweled off and I asked my friend if he wanted one of the girls. He surprised me because he said he didn't have any money for one right now. So I started negotiations for the two girls. My friend left and told me to call him when we finished.
Sadie asked for $1000 pesos each. I told her that was too much as I did not originally intend to fuck them both and I only wanted her. I offered them $1500 pesos total and told them to split it. They accepted.
We proceeded with CBJFS for another hour. Both girls were very affectionate and good in bed. They both like to kiss. All together they spent about 2 hours in my motel.
I do not have the girls' cell numbers but if anyone wants Elizars' number I will ask him if it is allright to post it on the internet.
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This is my first post so please forgive any idiotic errors that I make.
I live in a mexican town not too far from Hermosillo and I am planning a trip to Hermosillo in the next week or so to check out the MP scene. I will post my findings as soon as I have visited some of them.
I would like to check out your friends service if possible. Please PM me with details and I will be sure to contact him
Here,
I have posted pics of Sadie and Fannie for my Hermosillo Twofer report.
[QUOTE=Brewmeisterbro]Here,
I have posted pics of Sadie and Fannie for my Hermosillo Twofer report.[/QUOTE]More pics of the ever popular Sadie and her cousin Fannie.
More pics of Sadie and Fannie for Hermosillo Twofer report.
This is Gabriella, age 19. She is another example of the fine young flesh provided by Belen!
She was very enthusiastic, to say the least. She is a self diagnosed sex maniac! After playing around and kissing in the jacuzzi for awhile, we hopped into bed and I slipped on the condom. We fucked in various positions and then I told her I had trouble comming with condom on.
She took the condom off and after a pretty good BBBJ, she told me I could cum in her mouth! I don't get too many requests like that so I gladly obliged the young lady.
The nice thing about getting these girls through Belen is that after I get the girls cell number I no longer have to pay Belen her "finders fee".
If anyone reading this would like this call girls number, please send me a private message to my in box. I have discovered that this website does not allow me to post private cell phone numbers.
Belen is a woman that lives in Hermosillo that can hook you up with many lovely young ladies for PFP. However, I do have a cell number for Gabby.
Regarding the cost of service. I would highly advice negotiating very hard with this chica. The economy is very bad in Mexico right now and the peso is not worth what it used to be. If I were you I would offer Gabby around $500 pesos/hr and go from there. Beware that she is a clock watcher but she does give enthusiastic service.
Brewmeisterbro, Mexican economy isn't in a bad shape as the Amercian economy.
Seems you don't realize that the crisis is on your side of the river, not ours.
I have a question for you: How much did you pay Gabriella, so that mongers can negotiate starting at 500 bid.
Let me point out the mongers reading these posts that Hermosillo does not cater to American mongers as they do to locals.
Girls tend to have a one stop price and nothing else that must average the 700-800 pesos figure.
And many tend not to like Americans or be that, any customer, bartering their rates.
Many even prefer to loose a customer than loose money, cause Mexicans just love to sell at a high price to a few than low to many.
Yes, it's stupid, but I guess many already knew that.
[QUOTE=Brewmeisterbro]This is Gabriella, age 19. She is another example of the fine young flesh provided by Belen!
She was very enthusiastic, to say the least. She is a self diagnosed sex maniac! After playing around and kissing in the jacuzzi for awhile, we hopped into bed and I slipped on the condom. We fucked in various positions and then I told her I had trouble comming with condom on.
She took the condom off and after a pretty good BBBJ, she told me I could cum in her mouth! I don't get too many requests like that so I gladly obliged the young lady.
The nice thing about getting these girls through Belen is that after I get the girls cell number I no longer have to pay Belen her "finders fee".
If anyone reading this would like this call girls number, please send me a private message to my in box. I have discovered that this website does not allow me to post private cell phone numbers.
Belen is a woman that lives in Hermosillo that can hook you up with many lovely young ladies for PFP. However, I do have a cell number for Gabby.
Regarding the cost of service. I would highly advice negotiating very hard with this chica. The economy is very bad in Mexico right now and the peso is not worth what it used to be. If I were you I would offer Gabby around $500 pesos/hr and go from there. Beware that she is a clock watcher but she does give enthusiastic service.[/QUOTE]
AMIGOMIO,
I agree about the economy it's on our side of the fence not Mexico. The tourist zone in Nogales is basically dead but once you leave gabacho central, Nogales Sonora flourishes. I have been following this thread with great interest for I am planning on traveling to Hermosillo soon. I have friends in Nogales Sonora that have been keeping me updated on the nightlife in Hermosillo, prices, locations and etiquet in that fine city. I also have been accumulating phone numbers from girls that reside there, asking them if they would escort me around and show me the sights.
What I would like to do is compare notes from the information that I am receiving to that of someone elses. Pricing for FS in and out of the clubs, which TD has better looking chicas, dances, privados drink prices, etc.
I've also been told that Hermosillo has no official ZONA for it was disbanded years ago and is spread throught out the city.
Any and all information would be much appreciated.
LOBO
[QUOTE=Lobo 003]AMIGOMIO,
I agree about the economy it's on our side of the fence not Mexico. The tourist zone in Nogales is basically dead but once you leave gabacho central, Nogales Sonora flourishes. I have been following this thread with great interest for I am planning on traveling to Hermosillo soon. I have friends in Nogales Sonora that have been keeping me updated on the nightlife in Hermosillo, prices, locations and etiquet in that fine city. I also have been accumulating phone numbers from girls that reside there, asking them if they would escort me around and show me the sights.
What I would like to do is compare notes from the information that I am receiving to that of someone elses. Pricing for FS in and out of the clubs, which TD has better looking chicas, dances, privados drink prices, etc.
I've also been told that Hermosillo has no official ZONA for it was disbanded years ago and is spread throught out the city.
Any and all information would be much appreciated.
LOBO[/QUOTE]
Hey Lobo,
I know that you are an experienced guy on the Frontera side of the border, however, I am going to have to disagree with you.
[url]www.tradingeconomics.com/Economics/GDP-Growth.aspx?Symbol=MXN[/url]
[url]www.tradingeconomics.com/Economics/GDP-Growth.aspx?Symbol=USD[/url]
As you can see, the Mexican economy has contracted and declined by an amount almost three times greater than that of the US economy(-10.3% vs -3.8%) since the start of the crisis one year ago. To believe that Mexico is not having serious problems right now equaling or surpassing those of the US, one would have to be somewhat ignorant.
Although I have never been to Hermosillo, you would have absolutely, positively no problem incorporating your $60.00 rule($800 pesos) here in Monterrey, MX, roughly the same distance from the border as Hermosillo.
In my experience, the quality of girl shown by Brewmeisterbro can be had for $700 pesos($53.00 US) for one and a half to two hours off-site if there is no management involved and you live here or have a familiar face.
On-site in a casa de cita that girl would be about $600-800 pesos for an hour.
$500 pesos($37.00) for that level of girl is an absolute bargain.
Precocious One,
You sure do get around on this board and have an opinion for everything, I'm not trying to start a tit for tat argument I'm just stating this in a positive not negative way.
I am not just experienced on the Frontera as you put it, but also deep into the heart of Mexico. I have ties in Guadalajara and I know the business climate of that city, so my experience goes a little further than just La Frontera.
As far as the economy in Mexico goes I have never listened to the official reports stated by people in power. Mexico has 2 economies one that is official and reported to the world and a tremendous underground economy that is flourishing, yes they have been impacted by the world financial crisis but by no means are they crippled, they have cash money to spend, actually for as long as I have lived, Mexicans always have cash on hand, unlike cash strapped Americans that rely on credit.
I myself as of lately have been benefiting by Mexicans spending their money in the US so much that I'm contemplating opening a business in Nogales Mex.
The only economic discussion that I want to partake of on this thread is the price of adult entertainment and pussy, period.
Finally, one day I will make my way to your neck of the woods and experience it for myself.
I still need to compare my notes with that of experienced mongers from Hermosillo.
LOBO
[QUOTE=Lobo 003]Precocious One,
You sure do get around on this board and have an opinion for everything, I'm not trying to start a tit for tat argument I'm just stating this in a positive not negative way.
I am not just experienced on the Frontera as you put it, but also deep into the heart of Mexico. I have ties in Guadalajara and I know the business climate of that city, so my experience goes a little further than just La Frontera.
As far as the economy in Mexico goes I have never listened to the official reports stated by people in power. Mexico has 2 economies one that is official and reported to the world and a tremendous underground economy that is flourishing, yes they have been impacted by the world financial crisis but by no means are they crippled, they have cash money to spend, actually for as long as I have lived, Mexicans always have cash on hand, unlike cash strapped Americans that rely on credit.
I myself as of lately have been benefiting by Mexicans spending their money in the US so much that I'm contemplating opening a business in Nogales Mex.
The only economic discussion that I want to partake of on this thread is the price of adult entertainment and pussy, period.
Finally, one day I will make my way to your neck of the woods and experience it for myself.
I still need to compare my notes with that of experienced mongers from Hermosillo.
LOBO[/QUOTE]
Hey Lobo,
I hope that you did not take my comments personally regarding being ignorant. It certainly was not my intent.
I originally wasn't going to post this but after spending over two and half months away from the hobby, I recently had a relapse over the past ten days with five sessions. After patronizing two of my preferred casa de cita locations, the operators recently divulged to me that their businesses were down over the past two months since the last time that I had seen them. I am not going to comment about how much and to what extent as they gave me this information in strict confidence but the amounts were startling, as I thought that Mexico had already bottomed.
The rich here in Mexico will always have money. It's the low-end here that is collapsing.