As Reported - Krakow is Dead
I have to confirm that Krakow is really one of the worst places I've been for this sort of thing. As mentioned before, the SWs tend to be old and busty, but the emphasis is on old. One to the south of Kleperz market wasn't old or busty; just fat. Two old busty hags tend to sit to the west of the market. And then another three or four hang out on the street just north of it (Filippa). If you want to see them, head over around 11. They'll be there. Even if you happen to be into the 50+ ladies, however, be warned: If you are on foot, they will ignore you completely. And if you try to talk to them, you had better know Polish, because they do not speak any other language (and I tried a few, just for sport).
Aside from the SWs: I went to a place on Dluga that has a sign outside called "Exotic Massage." Nothing exotic, or massage-like, about it. Just 9 or so girls. You pick one, pay her, and go in. Price structure: 100 zl for 20 mins, 130 half hour, 150 an hour. But you don't get multiple pops in any case, and since the girls generally do not speak English (and many don't really speak Polish, either), there's no good reason I can think of to pay for more than 20. After some very boring mechanical sex, the girl told me that she hates her job, but at least she can take a shower and forget about it. Charming. I went again and tried another girls. Even more mechanical, and her only English extended to saying "oh yes, oh yes," in a very unconvincing and annoying way.
I also tried a place on Filippa called VIP Nightclub. 30 cover to get in. Bouncer told me that it's another 120 for a private dance. I assumed "private dance" was code for sex. When you come down, a waitress takes your order and three girls come out to dance. Cute, but nothing spectacular. And the dance is topless only. After a very very long time, one of the girls came up to me and asked if I wanted a private dance; she wasn't my favorite, so I said no and kept staring at the one I liked. Eventually she came over too and asked if I want a private dance. I asked how long it is. She said: "One song. But it's a very hot dance." So that's 120 for about three minutes? No thanks.
Checked out Pussycat. A bunch of girls. The mamasan told me I could pay with a credit card (yes, I know that's stupid). I picked one girl who was clearly avoiding eye contact, but had spectacular boobs that I just had to play with. But then the mamasan told me I have to pay an extra 20 zl "credit card handling fee." This blatant rip off isn't so much, but it just pissed me off so I left. The taxi driver had been waiting for me, but I brushed him off because I suspected he'd also ripped me off on the way there. I walked. When I turned down a street, the driver circled around past me again. Obviously not getting the message.
Finally, tried Lalamido. I won't tell you the address in the hopes that nobody will go there. Three girls. I liked one of them, but even though I stared at her the whole time, she refused to even glance in my direction and stayed at the bar chatting with the bartender; I'm certainly not going to pay for the distinct pleasure of distracting her from her engrossing conversation. The other two girls each came over. One told me the prices, and later asked if I wanted a room. The other asked if she can sit next to me. Sure. She asked where I was from; I told her, and asked where she's from. That was it. She sat next to me for at least 10 more minutes, not saying another word. They really have the social skills there. Finally, I left. Came back the next day (because I'm insane), and only one girl was there; not the one I was interested in, but the one who seemed like the friendliest of the three. I figured, fine, ok, why not. Go to the room with her. She goes immediately into sex. It's even more mechanical than at the other place. I play with her breasts for a little bit, and then she moves my hands away. I try playing with her pussy, and again she moves my hands. I try to at least grab her ass while we're screwing, but she won't even let me do that! The second I start coming, she pushes me away and says "Finished." So I didn't even get to come properly. Gotta say, I have never, in any country or city, had service quite this horrible.
My advice: Monger in Germany. When in Krakow, find something more productive to do.
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Business Trip in Krakov..
Hi to everyone, I will be in Krakow from the 25t May till 29th May. I will be busy all day but from 19:00 I really want to have some fun.
Could someone let me know which is a good hotel GF friendly. And some coo chicks I can call up to my room.
I love spending time in the hotel room and when I managed to get good girls. There is when hell business trip turn into GREAT FUN. If you know what I mean.
I would be greatfull for all tips I can get, I travel often to asia and I have several tip's to share so don't bhe shy guys let me know anything new and exiting I can tell you re. Bangkok, Kuala Lumpur, Singapore DON'T BE SHY!
Ciao
Giova Nnini