Have a few questions for 1st time visit to LOS
Hi Gentlemen,
I will be travelling to LOS for the 1st time. I am staying 4 weeks, travelling everywhere.
I will spend some time in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Some of my questions may sound silly...
1) GENERAL QUESTION: where can one find the hottest & best-looking working Thai girls at reasonable prices? BKK, Pattaya, Samui or Phuket?
2. GENERAL QUESTION: where is the best places to get these girls? go-go bars, massage parlors or freelancers on the street? (could you name some actual places and locations that are sure-shots)
3. SPECIFIC QUESTIONS: would you mind telling me which are your top 5 hotels to stay at in terms of price, comfort and girl-friendliness?; where even the staff is available for ST/LT...? (for Pattaya, Phuket and BKK)
I am just trying to get myself veered in the right direction. I want to be as efficient as possible.
Also, I have a fetish for nylons, pantyhose and uniforms (schoolgirl, air stewardess, nurse, maid, etc...). I am aware that there are supposedly bars that cater to these types of places. Would you know of any in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket?
Thank you so much, and I await your answers with impatience.
M2
Pattaya 2008 - for sex tourist
[b][u]Pattaya 2008 - Confidential! (for sex-tourist only)[/u][/b]
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Contents of this report:
- Travel from Khorat
- Pattaya gogobars
- Pattaya soapie
- general
- Pattaya "aids" business
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1. Bus from Khorat
VIP Buses from Khorat's new bus station to Pattaya run at 10.30, 12, 12.30. Five hours trip, 310B. Arriving at 11.30 bought the ticket first then went to eat something. Giving it sufficient time, returned at 10 past 12, just to see one bus pulling out. I figured it's the 12 o'clock one. But asked the attendant anyway. He got excited and says it's actually my bus, the 12.30 service. Once full, the bus leaves. I waved my ticket, asking so where is my seat? They stopped the bus, moved one kid to sit in grandma's lap and I got the seat. The kid was like a monkey, trying to jump all over the place during most of the trip.
Huge head, like a watermelon, kind of retarded face. Drooling saliva and sometimes vomiting. When not jumping then taking half of my seat. That 5 hours passed very slowly this time. But the 2 movies they screened were okay. This bus arrives in Pattaya at Chalermprakiat street, near Pattaya Klang.
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2. Pattaya - first day
*** Sausage-show ***
People watching is totally great! Huge fun and entertaining. Like a big monkey show all day. But this is a pathetic town, not quite as rotten as Bangkok but still comes second worst in Thailand. Sex-wise too. About as hard to get laid as in Afganistan. Because of the religion of course. The official religion of Pattaya is "Woman-Worship". Who ever does not comply is in trouble and does not fuck easily. Luckily I did bring Rubber Ruby my "pinkey artificial rubber vagina" and had some great sessions in the toilets of gogo bars after the naked dancing shows. The fuck was free as I actually own this vagina. I bought it for 30 Euros in Amsterdam 5 years ago. If you want free root, this is recommended.
The first day I wandered around but could not sex any woman. Totally hopeless. But the sex-shows were quite good as mentioned. Lots of spa and bath-tub foam, shower shows, pussy eating, beer-bottle fucking, like it was in Bangkok 10 years ago. First time in my life I actually saw a real "sausage show"! Everyone should see one! Shame that the girl doing it was very ugly.
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*** Jewellery show ***
In one night I kissed with 2 naked women (20&22yo). Quite good looking too. One had small tits and the other one big. Tipped them 20B each (60cents) each. I nearly paid barfine for one. But luckily thought about it first: 600B bar, 1500girl ST, 400 room, 200 drinks. Total 2700B ($80). The women were okay but the amount not sexy at all. So I quickly left. But had a good grope of their tits first. Great firm flesh. Not stinky at all.
I tried soi Yoksad (soi6) the short-time street too. Old woman walking around, trying to sell cheap jewellery. I bought one for a hooker girl for 30B. She says "thankyoo". We go inside bar. Then I say "Me nowanna drink but only wanna fuck". She says: 1000B. I tried to reason that usually the price is 500B around here but no avail. Plus I have good heart because bought that rotten plastic earring for her already. No use, no discount. She no good heart, I could feel. So I left and cried. How evil they can be to poor, retarded, disadvantaged farang.
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*** Dog show ***
Tried another at the beach. Everything is back to normal, lots of hookers all the way. This quite pretty one was feeding a dog. I said "How nice dog. Wanna root?" She asks the dog "wanna root?". I say not the dog but her. She says she not wanna. So I walked on and sobbed in my tissues again. How rude them hookers around here.
At all the beerbars on soi 7 and 8 only the uglies enquired "where you come from?" All beauties pulled away. One said to the others: "Look the idiot is here again. The one that wanked at the bar last time. Let's run!" They all laughed and I just wept, huge teardrops pouring down my hairy belly. Yes, people here are evil and discriminating against us. I will leave this town.
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3./ Pattaya - second day
As last resort, I tried the well proven Ab Op Nuod (Soapie), in North Pattaya. (If you want to know more about "Ab Op Nuod" there is a detailed description at Bangkok/Massage Parlors, posted Jan9, 2008. It tells all about the service and details.)
*** Hot chillie show ***
The had lots of young beauties indeed. I choose a real young and hot looking one, just 19 or 20 years. Possibly youngest in whole Pattaya nowadays. My girl vearing some simple blue dress, very friendly and smiley. Braces on teeth like a schoolgirl. Very sexy, good smelling, fresh and keen to serve. The usual soapie treatment, except that I still had the broken dick (as explained in Laos posting). She wondered how we gonna do the bathing. No problems, I poured the remains of the Som Tam papaya salad in the garbage, pulling the plastic bag over my broken willy. Fastening with a rubber band. He was happily floating on the water's surface while we playing with the young cat in the bath tube. Because of the dick she did not do the body-rub this time so we just moved on to the large bed. Me experiencing some strange sensation.
*** Pleasure and pain show ***
Occuring to me that maybe should have washed out that bag properly. As the salad was a rather spicey variety, about 6 or 7 chillies in it. Ouch, ouch, I was running back to the water, attempting to cool it down. Rather hopelessly. I was in pain while she sucking my tool through the rubber. But there is a very fine line between pleasure and pain so in fact my poor spiced sausage got extremely aroused and ready for some real action. The fuck that followed was totally awesome from my side, with 6 chilly power level. She screamed rather authentically but I could sense the theatrical play. Nevertheless the girl was extremely fresh, pretty, slim and beautiful. Compared to the gogobar prices (as above) she was a real bargain for 1600B ($50).
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Pattaya last day
*** The "aids" show ***
Tried to quickly get out of this evil town. Sex is difficult here and they don't respect people. Ready packed to go when some farang men said that they were raising funds for the Pattaya "aids-orphan" children. Do I want to contribute. I know these people and know that they are genuine, they send the monies where it is supposed to go. But still, there is no "aids". It is a commercial hoax and nothing else.
*** The "do-good" show ***
So, I enquired to them : excuse me but what is this about the "aids-orphans"? They could not explain. Just kept repeating: "you know, aids kills, blablabla". So, I of course did not give. It would just go to the doctors and poison "medicines" anyway. I my humble opinion this world is seriously fucked. No-one knows nothing. But believes everything they hear. "Aids" is the business of the charitable people too. They want to have it so they can do "good". That's why it won't go away. Everyone wants it. Some want the money. Others want the "good feeling". It is a perfect business, pleasing everyone. Only those "aids-orphans" are poor, the do-gooders and doctors killing them with medical poisons for the sake of "love", of course.
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End Pattaya 2008 / Part one
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