Went to Corner Bar for first and last time
Met up with JohnnyO at Corner Bar. Dreadful loud singing means impossible to hold a decent conversation. Seems to be full of low-rent skanks with kinky hair and skinny bodies. I might pay them 1,000 Shillings to go away. Too dark to see their faces clearly but it's clear that this venue is no reason to come all the way to Africa. I lasted around 50 minutes in that dump before I just had to get out. Went next door to outside resto. Saw a couple cute chubby waitresses. Flirted with the one who showed me to my table - 30 year old single mum. Ok got her digits because she looks like she'd be good fun for an afternoon in coming days. Later Johnny comes out with newfound love of his life who happens to speak quite decent English.
Later my waitress and her co-worker invite themselves to our table for fruit juice on my dime. I say ok. But of course she's on duty so I can't really touch her much there. Later I can tell she's telling Johnny's new fiance that she's hungry. I had just settled my bill and in my mind, this chubby girl is not exactly starving. So I order up my Uber but when he arrives, he's got the wrong plate and wants to take me off card which is my default setting. I don't do cash with Uber. So I tell him to get lost, go back to Corner to use loo, then take a bijajia back to Oyster Bay where I stay. Mind you, Johnny's future wife was taking side of the Uber driver and asked me to cancel from my side or pay him 4,000 shillings. I tried in vain to explain to her how Uber is supposed to work all over the world and later Johnny took over in my efforts to educate her as I exited.
A bit later, Johnny texted me that the newest lust of my life (chubby waitress) tried to pad his bill but fortunately the new wife set them straight. So waitresses were crooked but Johnny's girl may or may not be legit. Let's see what Johnny has to say in a day or two.
Morals of our night out:
1. Avoid Corner Bar at all costs, it is a horrible dump with loud noise, near pitch black darkness, and ugly skanks. You will need a lot of beers to find an acceptable girl here and make sure she leaves before sunrise.
2. Also avoid the resto next door for even the uniformed waitresses may be out to hustle you.
3. Yes Neddy this is Africa but still, there are different experiences and shades to this continent to be had depending on where you go and how you filter people and venues.
4. I've never been to a country like Tanzania where Uber is so unreliable in terms of drivers trying to somehow go against the rules. This is based mainly on what Johnny told me as this was my first problem here. I've used Uber in over 10 countries including Uganda and it's always been very safe and predicable. I don't know why Dar is different but I will file a complaint to Uber and let them know.
I hope the higher side of Dar, namely Masaki and Oyster Bay clubs or Tinder girls will be less trashy, more genuine, and a lot better looking. Lets's see. Time will tell.
Updating you with expectations and pro girls in Tanzania
[QUOTE=OriginalJoh;2457249]Hello,
I hope I will try to answer some questions regarding Dar, from the recent questions. I may have missed some stuff due to my limited time but just ask and I will answer. I will add up stuff I as I remember, also anyone feel free to add up other suggestions.
General info and tips.
- the below recommendations are areas with good security (even though TZ is generally peaceful) , close to one another and cheap to move around from your town centre hotel.
-the current situation is good for mongering because the bars are already running at full capacities. Universities are already open and this is generally a good thing because they are game changers for bar hunting. With university girls in the picture, the pros tend to be polite and even the prices become low. So this means there is vast of fish in the market including the uni girls who are always DTF depending on your game.
-Nowadays in most places you can pay with card swipe so don't worry about carrying too much cash all the time.
- Most of the night places are lit from thursdays but fridays and saturdays are the real deal. On mondays and tuesdays it is mostly until midnight. But some places are good so just ask a local and they will tell you if you really need to go out till late.
Night life & type of girls you will most likely find.
In Dar, there is alot of choices for spending your night and what you would expect to find. Most of the bars or clubs go till morning. In some you are most likely to find tourists, foreign workers, locals (local arabs, local indians, light skin Tanzanians, dark skin Tanzanians).
Review of Different areas + recommendation of current hot places for guaranteed action at night (first mentioned means highly recommended).
- Masaki / OyetserbaY. Highly recommended first place to try when you hit dar, it is famous for tourists. Has every service you want malls, beach, yacht club. At night, uni students, pros and everything can be found there. Has a mix of bargain places though for food and drinks. But overall its expensive especially hotels. (Samaki samaki, Mason (expensive), Havoc, Olive, Elements, buckets, Reggae bar (for marryjane lovers haha), Q bar (pros only though at this place)).
- Mikocheni. Area which is close to masaki and oysterbay with a bit similar services. From malls, food spots and very famous for massages (the happy ending ones). Their places are abit cheaper though. Places to go (Tips, Briques, Tripple 7.
- MBEZI beach. Close to the above areas also. Good services also cheap and you find mostly uni girls, locals sometimes foreigners places to go (Juliana, Busca la vida).
- SINZA. Mostly locals stuff here in terms of food and shopping activities. For girls then this is the pros headquarters, mostly cheap. Has a variety of choices. But mostly pro girls and semi pros. An exception is a new place called boardroom. Uni students like it. Places to go (board room, la chazz, elegance).
- MWENGE. Very close to sinza, this place is only mentioned because of the famous shopping village MLIMANY CITY. Has food joints, shopping malls, kid games etc. There is too much movement of foreigners also. Its very close to university of dar es salaam and ardhi university. So many people go there. Places to go (Samaki samaki (chain of the one in masaki, this one stays till midnight even on weekends), 5 N (Good for pros / semipros with mix of uni students)).
- POSTA. Abit expensive, food, drinks, hotels so as the girls if they are working. Places to go places to go (Rhapsody, High spirit) have not been there for a while now.
- Others. There are other good places with action example Tabata but only ideal if you have a local host / friend to go with, or you are foreigners but in a group of two or more. I say this because you may go there and find people yes and its actually fun but its almost only locals. You will feel awkward to be there alone.
Beaches.
- TIPS kidimbwi (a sister place of the TIPS mikocheni bar) is hot recently for tourists and locals. I even found tourists doing water activities like surfing, bringing dogs to beach etc.
- Yatch club masaki. Never been there but if you want yacht parties with girls, swimming by the beach etc check them out.
- If you want good beach place to stay, Water games, sleep and wake up to I would highly recommend you book kigamboni hotels or go to bagamoyo. There is good a mix of bargain and some expensive. But you will find your peace there.
- for the one asking for massage at beach, it may not be an activity which is common or listed but can be done. At your beach facing room if you want. . also if they can give you the person who does the massage. Some hotels already offer massage so its easier. If not then you have to bring your massage girl / guy there. Can give recommendation separately if needed.
Massage.
-there is everything you need, professional / therapy related with no happy endings to the ones with happy endings.
-most famous place and highly recommended is mikocheni area massage parlours UNIQUE, soft touch, full moon are some of the good ones featuring dark skinned and light skinned locals (caution: very hot girls) . There are even chinease, thai but I have never tried those so won't go deep into.
- Masaki / oysterbay and posta has such parlour too.
- some hotels already have their indoor massages. So check out on your booking but this is not that much ideal because you sometimes lack variety. At the parlour you find almost 10 - 30 girls at your disposal so you choose your taste (ofcoz you already know this).
Casinos.
- even though no one has spoken about this, but I am recommending you all to go into casinos if its your thing. Foreigners and workers of European, Chinese, Indians descents go there a lot. The local girls who serve there are very well selected to meet taste of most foreigners. From experience you just need to talk to them. They are usually down to dates, DTF etc once they come off their working shifts.
Let me know what you want to know. Will give as much info as possible!
I think I have forgotten some places. Will surely update them.[/QUOTE]Its difficult to write a review which includes everything for sure. I see that there is different tastes on what type of girls you would call beautiful. Some do not want the long game played by some girls and some are willing to play it if the girl is really cute.
Experience of pro girls you are going to encounter in Tanzania.
- pros are almost the same everywhere. The difference is the ones in more developed countries know what men there want and hence their services would always include those services. Do not expect as a must do for a Tanzanian pro to do a service you have experienced elsewhere / which is common elsewhere even without asking. They are shaped by the customers they serve most of the time. I can tell you for short time here locals do not even kiss or touch them. They make themselves wet or use lube so you just penetrate, ejaculate then evacuate. So if you want specific thing before you take her just clarify. This is especially if you go to the mosty locals places. The escorts who advertise online or who you find at high class places they may do all stuffs which are common all over the world (GFE, threesomes, other kinky mzungu stuffs etc) without even asking because they are used to getting customers who most times want those services.