FFF trip and the La Isla story
This is mostly a FFF (Fu*king Facebook Friends) trip. I arrived last Friday April 3. It was the week of semana Santa. But I had no problem. I already contacted a dependable friend. We were on WhatsApp until the plane left New York. She stayed whole night, so the start was very good.
I was flying solo on this trip. So there was no point of spending lots of money for lodging. I am staying in an Apartment hotel, two blocks from Parque Ileras. I stayed here many times before. Staffs treat me like family and cater to my needs. I am paying $63 USD per night including all taxes plus free breakfast.
I had mixed experiences with the Facebook friends. Some are very good and stayed the whole night. Some came for couple of hours and gave good service. And some were flaky, cancelled at the last moment without sending even a message.
A weird thing I noticed about these FB friends. Most of their mothers are suffering from Diabetes. One girl even sent me the picture of her mother from the hospital to prove in her words "Soy no mentirosa". I am beginning to feel that all of them have the same mother.
Now to the interesting part of the report. The La Isla story (they now call the place The Girls. I hardly saw a sign of La Isla there, except one on the bar. I was there before, so I recognized the place).
It was Wednesday April 8. One FB friend was supposed to meet me at 4 PM at my apartment. She sent me a message at FB and later called to confirm that she will be at my apartment at 6 PM due to some unanticipated business (probably other appointment was running overtime). I waited, but she was a no show. I sent her a message at FB, no answer. Called her cellular several times, it was turned off. So I decided to take the matter on my own hand and explore La Isla. After couple of hours in the Casino (this time I had lots of good luck at the Casino), I arrived at La Isla around 11 PM. The reason I went there is mainly to collect phone numbers for the next day encounter at my apartment. I never like onsite sex. Anyway, the place was dead. It started to fill up by 1 AM. But by that time I was out of lot of money paying each dancer 2000 K for their dance. I was really not enjoying the dance, because all of them (99%) had bolt on and that is for me is a big turn off. Anyway, around 1:30 AM I decided to leave. I exchanged phone numbers with one girl, but at the end it fell off. She was asking for a lot of money. There was only one other girl I was very interested. She was standing next to me, but talking to another guy. I could not even talk to her. I was about to leave, suddenly one girl approached me for the propina for her dance. I took a double take. She was not only very beautiful, but had a spectacular figure. Tall and not a single ounce of extra fat. Very model like figure. And most importantly she had natural breast. I said I ran out of money, but I could see her next day at my apartment. She just surprised me by saying that she can come to my apartment right now. I told her that I will not pay any "multa". She told me not to worry about it. She told me to leave and she will follow me in another taxi. I told her that I am going to pay 200 K and she accepted. She went to change and my luck turned for the better. I saw the girl I liked, now standing alone next to me. I quickly introduced myself and exchanged the phone numbers. We were both in a hurry, because our window of opportunity was limited, since both of our dates were using the bathroom. Most of these dates do not pan out ultimately. But this one will, because she already called me today. I cannot wait to meet her.
Getting back to my date tonight. We arrived at our apartment around 2:30 AM. She told me that she is working at La Isla, twice a week, for last 7 months. She is finishing up a diploma in Dentistry. I have been with many girls and I don't remember when was the last time I saw such a toned body. She confirmed that she spends in Gym 2-3 hours, several times a week. As I said, she was quite a model like. We did everything, BBBJ, DFK, several positions, except anal. Excellent performance. But for me it was a notch below true GFE. Though she tried. Most importantly, she was very honest. Never asked for a propina or taxi fare. She left after two hours and I had a very good sleep, completely missing the hotel breakfast cut off time.
Bandy.
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As Promised. Adventures in paisa pussy!
So I wrote a report and I'm still down here. I promised to update so here are some great detailed stories for you guys. Some pros, non, part time etc, Enjoy!
As time has gone on I have been able to pick up a lot of non pros. I spend half the money and get twice the love.
100 mil Natalia.
I was crossing the street heading to Santa Fe and saw this petite spinner that was tits on legs. She was crossing with me and I pretended to save her from getting run over. She got my joke and in about 2 minutes I said "Tienes whatsapp" listo! Natalia is her name which is the name of every other girl here. Her face was cute but sort of aging. She has braces but her positive attitude makes you not really see it. So we meet, for sushi & cinema. I'm soo happy that the movies here are in English with spanish subtitles. At the movies we make out like horny high schoolers. Despite her braces she is an excellent kisser. I try to grab at her huge tits but she sort of shines away. I head down south and I am met with the same resistance. Later it is revealed she suffered an accident from falling off a horse recently and has stitches on her stomach and one on her nipple. I thought it was bullshit but the band aids and bruises confirmed it. I understood she wasn't totally comfortable that night so I took a rain check. About a week later I showed up at her shotty one bedroom in Itugal to cash in my rain check. Her bright pink couch was matched by her bright pink lamp and bright pink blouse. I could care less about the Decor I just wanted her bright pink pussy. I bought over a 6 pack of pilsen and by the time we were half way done, our clothes were half way off. She reveled her huge tits. Her light skin contrasted with her very very dark nipples. I could actually Only see and suck on one nipple as the other one was still covered with tape. We kept kissing deeper and deeper till I took of her neon green panties. It reveled a freshly shaved dark pussy. The black hole of pleasure was already soaked. I went in for a taste and within 5 minutes of French kissing her pussy she came. Her pussy was like a vice grip when she came. She had to rest 10 minutes to recover. Finally it was mine turn. Again with braces I was scared but let me tell you. She gave me the smoothest blowjobs I ever got. It was like her mouth was lined with silk. I can't explain it any other way. I wish she made me cum that way but she didn't. She asks for a condom and I quickly obliged. It took me about 3 minutes to get it all the way in. She was soo petite but also her pussy Hole is so low that I can only give her the tip really. Balls deep was very rare until she got on top. I could tell this was her favorite position. She was like an orgasm factory. I thought it was bullshit but this horny paisa just sat on my dick, would ride for 5 minutes then cum. Rest, ride, rest, repeat. She got hers it was time for me to get mine. The condom was drying off so I yanked it off. She finished me off with a BJ & handjob combo. As I was cumming I aimed for the one tit but I managed to hit the bandaged covered tit. Oops:. Wow she got really upset after that. It took her 45 minutes and painful pealing of the adhesive bandage to get a new one on. After she calmed down, we went for fruita and I got my cracker ass out of her semi dangerous hood in igutal.
300 mil + 100 room Thalia.
I went to Farenheight to actually hear music, what I found was a clever rouge for a brothel moonlighting as a nightclub. I don't know what was funnier the fact that you can only order bottles of jack ONLY or how blatantly obvious the girls approach was. I have my paisa friend with me and he was chatting up some girls. I see this one in the distance. She was THE baddest * there. She had a goddess face, perfect plus twos and a stomach that was harder then sheetrock. I made my approach and told her to come to me, she wouldn't budge and said for me to come to her. I said meet me half way "media" she did. She knew she was the hottest thing there and it was going to cost me. She ask for 400 k right there. I say I want to get a drink get to know her etc. She was cool with that. I was trying to get the chemistry down. She was semi rushing me and I said 200 k. She said that's too cheap. She said we can go to Ibiza next door and she'll stay the rest of the night. She says 400, I say 300 and say "come on at least I'm a cute gringo" she smiles and "listo". I get the room at Ibiza. I get the gold room which was about 100 +25 for extra person for 6 hours. It's a nice room, has a jaccuzi, big beg etc. I wasn't buzzed enough so I get us drinks. She indicates to me that she is starving. Ok fine I'll order us food. She is soo fucking hot I don't give a fuck if she wants thanksgiving dinner at this point. Waiting for the food we do some making out. She is kissing but her tounge is reluctant. I tell her "Beso m como yo soy tu novio" she says that will cost more. Fuck me!! I'm not spending anymore. Finally food gets here, I feel like she wouldn't fuck until she was fed. Ok we eat, and now her breath is funky, before I can indicate she goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth (she has her toothbrush and toothpaste with her. Fuck I love how hygentic Colombians are, I see them after lunch in public bathrooms brushing their teeth) she closes the door. She is in there for 12 minutes. Which when your horny feels like 12 hours! I put on the TV, there's porn and its Johnny Sins having a 3 some with two flight attendants. As she comes out I point to the TV. Esta es la verdadera razand por la "germanwings" vuelo se estrell" she laughs super hard, and upon seeing her in her bra & panties I am super hard. Ok finally we get down to business, she gives me those half kisses then I remove that bra. Holy fuck these are the most perfect implants I have ever seen. They felt natural, my guess is she had nice tits but got them enhanced because fuck it. She smells amazing. I get off her panties and she revealed a small pussy with a tiny left labia hanging. It was almost like a dingleberry the way it hung there. She starts kissing everywhere else and makes her way to my Johnson. Ahh a BJ with no condom! Yes!! Thing is for some reason I'm not feeling the connection. She notices I'm not like super rock hard and then asks for a rubber. I roll my eyes and figure she wants to suck with it on or go straight for sex. She does neither. Instead she puts the condom on her fingers and then tries to shove her fingers in my asshole! WTF!! Oh hellzzz no!! I grip and say "what the fuck are you doing" she says "oh I think you'll like it" I explain nothing goes near my ass without my permission. She is like "lo siento lo siento" so now the vibe is sort of ehhh. I look at her face and it still turns me on. I get her laying down and start to explore her tight toned body. Her tits feel real I don't know how to explain it. As I'm licking and sucking her 1/2 inch errect nips I can see the disconnect in her eyes. We sort of stop then I explain I need that real girlfriend type for it to work. Then she hits me with "well I need 2 mm for that" ehhhhhh fuck. This Chica knows she's that hot and others will pay but not me. I go the bathroom, wash up. Take a shot of jack and sort of just play with her body a little. We have sex that's about as mechanical as c3 po. What a let down. These hot 10's always fuck like 2's I should know better by now. She sat around bored playing games on her Samsung Galaxy and I started browsing on reddit. She tried to give me a BJ but ehhhhhh wasn't really working. She asked for cab money and I had no problem. As she left she explained what's it's really like if I paid more and then she kissed me like for real for real! Holy fuck it was like I was lost at sea and she found me. Where the fuck was this one!! Adis! Taxi already on the way so fuck it good bye. I saved my money and jerked off to more porn on the 50 ich flat screen.
Diana 150 mil Independent from?
This ones funny. I had this girls # in my phone and I have no idea where I got it from! I just put her name in as Diana Medellin. I think I have like 100 + girls on my phone saved as.
" _ Medellin" I saw cute pic on whatsapp so I Perused. Our convo started off very innocent and.
Really dating like. A couple of days later she asks me about meeting but with her friend: then she says "how much would you pay" after this I realize she is a part timer from Bello who got lucky meeting a foreigner and wants to make some cash on the side. She says 500,000 k each. I'm like "are you out of your fucking mind" these girls they aren't like terrible looking but there like 20 and the rates they want narcos don't even pay that. I tell her how much for her alone. She says 500 mil. Yeah. No happening. She starts getting dramatic and I say "look I like you, let's meet for coffee and take it from there" she's reluctant at first. Takes her a few days then finally we meet. In person she is cute, not like falling over myself hot but enough to get me excited. I'm cool, we are kicking it. Eventually I tell her come to my place and I'll take care of her. She asks how much. I say 150. She tries to act insulted. I'm like "it's either that or the long way home back to bello and the metro isn't running now" she does another sigh. And says "and give me money for taxi" I agree. We get in the car and head back. Some light kissing in the car. Then she starts to get into it. She's actually a good kisser but I can tell a little shy. We get there, she makes a be line for the bathroom. She loves tubs and I happen to have one. Off comes her clothes right away. Like she takes them all off. It's awesome but also sort of anti climatic cause I wanted the first time I saw her naked for it to be me talking them off. We get into the tub and I explore her body. Fuck she has these pink perky puffy pointy tits. There not huge but very pronounced almost cone shaped. We dry off I get her on the bed I say "Quattro" she is soo fresh and clean I tounge her ass from behind. She reacts with a loud scream! Iiiiiiiiiii. Wow she is soo clean and into it. I venture down to her tight pussy and notice she has one very tiny labia and one long one that sticks out. I don't care that much but it's interesting, I go after her clit and she moans. I keep doing it and stick one finger in. We continue and then 5 minutes in she cums. I feel the contractions on my finger and it doesn't seem to stop! Finally it's my turn, she goes for my cock and just puts it in her mouth. No messing with the condom bullshit. I tell her to spit on it but she doesn't have enough salia and its like she is dry heaving on me. I turn her over, grab the rubber but before I rub my dick on her clit. She is scared at first but I explain in not putting it in just yet: after she is cool and then goes this reverse grind in the air and lifts her whole body towards me and sort of dances her clit on my dick. I put it in. Damn it's actually pretty deep. We do all the positions, she loves doggy the best and with her plump ass I don't mind at all. I finish in the rubber. She hangs in my place. I order food. We hang, bone again and then she gives me this nice long slow BJ to make up for the half ass one before. She winds up stays overnight and about 8 am and realizing how late it is. She had to get to the university!! She has to get home first. I tell her I'll get her a car. I request an uber and it's actually a driver I know. He is only 1 min away. I hand her the cash. She says "help me with taxi?" I say "I already did" I explain its paid or already. She is sort of upset. She keep asking for 50 k. I said its paid for. Anyway the driver takes her and I see on my phone the ride only cost me 22 k for her to get back to bello. I think she was trying to pocket the extra cash. I grab a quieso and sleep till the late afternoon.
80 k + 50 k tip Massage + happy ending.
I've been going to the gym everyday and I got really sore. I decide it's time for a real massage. I head to one I heard about is in the mall. I get there it's 80 k for the hour. This is a real McCoy, not that 5 minute oil bullshit that feels like a a tickle. The gal there is about 30 in change. I didn't get like a line up and to pick out what I wanted, I was just assigned a girl. I was sort of bummed but this place is more about the talent less on the looks. She's not terrible just not my first round draft pick. Anyway. My forearms were fucking killing me from this bicep workout so I needed the deep massage. Holy fuck it was amazing. The room is very nice, lots of candles, smells etc. The massage table was legit with a hole for your face. The girl is soo soo fucking through. Did all the tricks. I was naked the whole time of course. She had on the professional all white uniform. After what seemed like almost an hour. I get the flip. She asks if I want the release. I say yes. It's 50 k right to her "our secret" she says. So I grab for her tit and she happily un does her shirt, then her bra and I get to see her and touch her giant the silicone tits. It was weird her nipple and tit color were almost the same. It's like when God made her he ran out of colors that day and said fuck it. So I'm about to shoot and I tell her I'm a gyser. She covers with her other hand to block it. Yowzer: it was soo powerful that as it hit her hand it ricochet and hit her lab coat Lewinski style. We both laughed. My arm was still killing me from the workout. I asked her after to hit it again hard, she totally did no problem. Wow amazing service.
150 k.
I went back to an independent, one that I have been seeing. It's actually good to get a regular I think but you run the risk of catching feelings. I try to think of what someone on the board said when this happened. "These girls continue to make bad decisions from the start" so I will admit it did get tight between us. When I come over I stay way way longer then the hour, we order take out together and generally enjoy our time together. I know her real name, been to her real house, etc. I know what it is. What I have to do is realize I'm basically masturbating with a body attracted to it. That said, I still just pay her at the end, even though a time before last she did want to see me free. I come to her place, she is dressed normal like I like. Not that stupid summer dress that's made out of Jersey that a lot of working girls wear. We order some Food, kick it about life. She is getting her stomach done soon so she is not worried about what she eats so much right now. After about an hour of hanging we get on the bed. We look at each other and start kissing like boyfriend & girlfriend. I'm taking my time and once I get down to her panties I see she has on these semi crotchless panties. There really cute. Her pussy is soo small and tight it's hard to believe she gets plowed on the daily. At the moment I don't think that but at least she is fresh & clean. I give her oral, going real slow. She loves it this way. I keep a steady slow pace and within 10 minutes she cums. She goes to give me head and still insists on condoms. No matter what I do I still get condom BJs. Ok, it's still good. I say to her "two pillows" which makes her smile. Her fav position she cums in is when there's two pillows underneath and I'm on top of her. I know it's funny but she loves it. We keep having passionate sex. Lots and lots of kissing. She is awesome at this. I'm getting ready to cum and she totally let's me pull out an the cum on her huge tits. I got her a little bit in the eye. She isn't mad but goes to the other room. She doesn't want me to see her without makeup on because she says she looks Indian without cause of the bags in her eyes. I make a joke about it, she laughs and I tell her "when your taking off your make up, I wonder why you put it on in the first place" she gives me a huge hug and kiss. We hang for another hour. She has to get back to her kid. I tell her goodbye. I go and do my best to protect my heart from getting involved. I keep it strictly dickly.
250 k.
Alejandra.
Ahh this girl. I met her off CC like a year ago. She is the most text book bipolar person I have ever met in my entire life. Completely batshit crazy and Attached to her moms umbilical chord to boot. That said. What a wild fuck! She is about as hot and cold as the hell & the north pole. One minute she is like "baby more kisses. " The next "ahhh what the fuck are you talking to other women! Tu playa?" I cracked a joke like "I'm not a beach" and she went mental in my apartment last time slamming doors like a 2 yo. That said this time around she has a boyfriend. I'm glad she found someone who can handle her but still part of me wants to give it a go one more time. This girls pussy doesn't get wet, it leaks fluid like a bad radiator. I recall last time she was totally naked, started giving me a mic check and I could see her pussy juice just dripping out of her like clear molasses. She has been imposible to lock down, she'll message me, then block me, then unblock me, then tell me fuck you and I ruin her relationship. It's quite entertaining actually. So now she hits me on skype. I been telling her I'm cool being friends cause she has a novia. She then says "you want to make love with me" I'm shocked by not but play it off like I am. This sneaky * devises a plan to go to (school) see me for a few hours then I pay her taxi back. I'm cool with it. She shows up at the exact time she said!! I then proceed to contact Guinness world records as the first paisa in history to be on time. She comes up to my apartment, downs a Pilsen then jumps on me. She is soo fired up we take all our clothes off. She just shoves my cock in her no condom. She tells me she's on BC but still I'm not nutting in her. Damn. Wet wet wet pussy! I pulled my dick out and it just dripped juice all over the sheets. Her pussy is a super soaker. We keep fucking all positions. Lots of super sloppy kissing. She is soo hyper it's like fucking a meth extra from breaking bad. The crazy thing is she doesn't do any drugs. I also like the fact that her tits are real. They are starting to sag a bit cause she put on some weight but still totally fuckable. I'm getting ready to nut and she assumes the position, she takes the whole load in her mouth. It keeps cumming and she keeps sucking. She's like "mm mmmm beb tu Leche muy muy delicious" she has such a pretty face and I lightly slap my dick on it. Of course she takes it to an extreme and starts slapping it onto herself. She keeps doing it and is laughing to the point where it is getting uncomfortable for me. We take a shower, she cleans up. We go to hang on the balcony and lay in the hammock. About 10 minutes she is like "I want to suck it baby. " I'm not going to disagree with this. She starts to while in the hammock and as I'm positioning her we almost fall over! She slightly bumps her head and let's out a loud scream!! "Ahh pudaa" I'm sorry but it was fucking funny. I laugh, she gets sooo fucking pissed!' We are arguing naked with my dick out. I try to console her, I get her some ice. She finally calms down. We're back on the bed, laying down. I go to give her some kisses, she is cool then she jumps up, and says "I want to suck" ok. She starts again. She is really good, goes on it like a maniac. At this point I have t take a peak at her pussy. I have her kind of on the side of me, I go to move her panties to the side and I can see, her pussy is just dripping out juice. It's amazing that a girl can get this wet from sucking dick. She doesn't even want to fuck she just wants to suck. So I let her, she finishes me all over her tits and face. We clean up. We hang some more, throw on Netflix. She likes watching movies in English with subtitles so she can learn. We have a little food and just hang. This is the part I like, she is really into hip hop. She starts playing all these 90's underground rap records and it's amazing she knows the lyrics to like group home & Nas and mobb deep. She acts like a fucking gangsta and her craziness really shows. After about 8 hours of hanging I get a cab and send her on her way. I tell her to send a text when she gets back. I don't hear from her. She disappears again, maybe I'll see her, maybe I won't. I have some crazy text messages from her show how insanse she is.
1 & 2 & 9 Natalia. 3, 4, 5 Thalia. 6,7,8 Alejandra.