Couple of Swingers clubs in Gran Canaria
Just saw them mentioned on another forum. About 30 euro for a single guy. Could be interesting.
[URL]http://www.grancanariaswingers.com/index.php?lang=en[/URL]
[URL]http://www.grancanariaswingerclubeternity.com/[/URL]#.
Puerto de la Cruz, Tenerife
I spent some time in family-friendly Puerto de la Cruz in February during the Carnival, and will do my best to resurrect this sleepy section by recounting some of my nocturnal adventures.
[U]Playa Jardin[/U]
Based on earlier reports about streetwalkers in Playa Jardin after sunset, I walked the entire beach area on a number of evenings at various times after dusk. Nada. Wrong time of year?
[U]Av. Venezuela[/U]
The nightlife and sin on offer in Puerto de la Cruz seems wholly clustered on and around Avenida Venezuela. For our interests, on that street there is at least Club Venus, Bar Black Cats, and Pub Oxigen. All three of these are brothels, as far as I could tell. In nighttime, the latter two, which are situated next to each other, have employees on the street in front trying to entice male passersby to their establishments.
[URL]http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/club-venus-av-venezuela-n-11-509354485.htm[/URL]
I did not visit Club Venus ([I]Av. Venezuela 11, in the shopping center Teide[/I]), which advertises as a strip club, though I did correspond with the manager via WhatsApp. They claim to have some seven girls, and do business Mon-Sat 13:00-21:00 with prior appointment, 21:00-04:00 in the club. They have a number of classifieds on Pasion. From their photos, their talent didn't impress--with a single exception, but as the girl isn't named, it'd be a little difficult to book her.
[URL]http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres-en-tenerife/blackcats.htm[/URL]
The talent at Bar Black Cats ([I]Av. Venezuela 4[/I]) looked much better in their classifieds on Pasion, so I called them up and (thought I had) booked Karol for an hour that evening at 23:00. The madam Samantha, an older Brazilian working girl herself, speaks some English but was very rushed on the phone and kept repeating that I should just show up after eleven when the girls start working. As it turned out, that conversation didn't actually count as a booking.
Arriving at the bar, Karol was nowhere in sight. The only girl there that evening that I saw was Natalia, a heavier late thirties Russian from Moscow. I bought Natalia a lady drink (20, as I recall) and chatted a bit about their business. Their rates are a bit exorbitant at 100 for half an hour, 200 for the full hour. The use of the room's jacuzzi costs extra, though if you're uninterested they'll try to throw that plus a drink in as freebies for a one-hour session. They claim to have some three girls working each night. Their opening hours are a bit unclear, as I was given contradictory information; in any case, they seem to be open after 23:00 and into the wee hours. I left rather unimpressed with the management.
I didn't visit Pub Oxigen, downstairs from Black Cats, other than to have a quick peek. I haven't seen them advertise, but my sense that they are in the same line of business stems from an observation of what looked to be some darker-skinned working girls at the bar, as well as from their usher complaining "Why them? Why not us?" when I was on my way to Bar Black Cats and refused her advances. My answer "I have an appointment" was sufficient to stop her pestering me. Though as it turned out, I didn't have an appointment and would perhaps have been better served checking out the competition.
[U]El Numero 15[/U]
[URL]http://www.guiasexcanarias.com/clubs/2-Tenerife/4521-El_Numero_15.html[/URL]
I visited El Numero 15 on a Sunday afternoon, hoping to get laid given their advertisements of [I]"chicas 24 horas"[/I]. The girls Ruby and Karina, in particular, looked appealing. The location ([I]Ctra. General Puerto Cruz - Arenas, 15, 38400 Puerto de la Cruz[/I]) is easy enough to find and no more than a one-kilometer and 15-minute walk up from the beach on Av. Blas Prez Gonzlez. To outer gate for the premises is not locked, so just push that open and proceed to the inner gate that has a buzzer.
Once they buzz you in, climb the stairs to be greeted by the madam and seated in a room with a couch and two armchairs. This is presumably where the lineup would take place, but I didn't quite get that far. After entering, the madam asked if I wanted a drink (asked for some water, promptly delivered) and indicated that I should wait. After some minutes, she returned saying that only a single girl was working that Sunday, and she wasn't on the premises yet.
I inquired whether more girls would be working later that night, and was answered in the negative. As we were speaking, the girl in question (Erika) arrived on the premises and greeted me, but as she was 40+ and heavyset, I bid my goodbyes and departed. I suspect that while a working girl, she is more of an assistant to the madam and that is the only reason she was there on a Sunday. So, this establishment is to be avoided on Sundays.
[U]Freelancers[/U]
At this point a little frustrated with what the town had to offer, yet doggedly unwilling to venture further afield to Santa Cruz, La Laguna, or Las Americas for my pleasures, I turned to the classifieds. There was nothing much useful in the local paper Diario de Avisos, with most of that business seeming to have moved onto the web by now. The main sites I perused were Pasion, Slumi, and Algo Discreto, though there are many more.
As I wanted to find genuine independents, the strategy I used was to google advertised phone numbers to weed out adverts with red flags, such as multiple different girls sharing the same number (most likely an agency handling the bookings). Similarly, I screened for counter-indications such as [I]fiestas blancas[/I] (use of narcotics).
My Spanish being a work in progress, I put together a cheatsheet and scripted interaction in Spanish for the interaction of booking a time the same night, and proceeded to call up promising leads. Most numbers called were not reachable, being either disconnected or [I]"no esta disponible en este momento"[/I]. But with persistence, there is payoff. I'll recount a couple of the girls I visited whose advertisements remain online:
[URL]http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/de-vuelta-para-complacerte-50-1-hora-515890333.htm[/URL]
Nicol is a friendly late-twenties Venezuelan independent living in central Puerto de la Cruz. She is heavier than in her photos. Not really my type given her extra pounds, but her large naturals were fun to play with. On the downside, she doesn't turn off her phone during sessions, which was an annoyance. DFK, BBBJ, CG, mish, Cuban tit-fuck. 60 for the hour. Doesn't speak English. Wouldn't repeat, but that's merely a question of taste.
[URL]http://www.pasion.com/contactos-mujeres/masaje-erotico-mis-fotos-100-100reale-515413958.htm[/URL]
Yani was a lucky find. I ended up doing a number of longer sessions with her during my stay, she is a treasure. She is a classy petite Argentinian lady in her late twenties, on the west side of town. Tight fit body, breasts a perfect handful, and a nice ass. Massage, CBJ, CG, mish, long and hard doggie. No DFK and no BBBJ on offer, but nonetheless great. Sweet personality. 100 for the hour. Doesn't speak English. She told me that she likes living in Puerto de la Cruz because it is so quiet. Girls like her can make a good living from regulars. Will repeat, when next in town.
In conclusion, if you can manage at least the barest essentials of Spanish, freelancers seem to be where it's at for Puerto de la Cruz. None of the independents I called or visited spoke any English, which I found a little surprising given what a tourist destination the island is. In any case, though, it doesn't take much Spanish to manage bookings and bedroom interaction. Based on previous reports, Number 15 would probably be worth visiting as well, but I didn't end up giving them another chance after already having shifted my attention toward the freelance market. And I would personally avoid Avenida Venezuela altogether, didn't see any good value for money there.
Better Tenerife or Gran Canaria?
Hi guys,
I was considering a 1- week Holiday at the sea, with some mongering, next July.
Flight tickets are still affordable for these two destinations from country, so I was wondering to plan a trip.
When I ask "better" I mean the price / service ratio chicks would provide in the P4P, of course.
But also, I would welcome tips on the whole tourist experience, if you know what I mean: sea, beaches, hotels, restaurants, amusements, transports.
(I will travel alone, so I would probably avoid to rent a car and rather stay in a place where I can easily reach everything).
You only get laid for 1-hour a day, you know, maybe not even every day, so is important to spend the holiday in a good and affordable place overall.