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After a nice poolside chat with G, I feel compelled to make the following announcement.
[b][size=+1]"Grandma G" [/b][/size]is arriving Friday night from Germany for a 10 days visit.
There will be a lingerie /swimming pool party / dance contest / coyote bar dancing Friday, in her honor, with [b][size=+1]"Grandma G" [/b][/size] not only the guest of honor, but also an eager participant, as she is showing off her new line of naughty undies. For those who are interested, the BF for [b][size=+1]"Grandma G" [/b][/size] is 10,000 Bt.
I am quite sure she and T1234, and Duni will end up in the pool after the party.
Sorry I will miss it.
FYI, i have just been informed by senior mangement, that in order to mark this occasion as stupendous, there will also be an Argentinian cow slaughtering party. german knives are being flown in for the event. Do not miss it, festivities start at 8.24 PM sharp
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an appropriate penalty
[QUOTE=Giotto]The Vice President is back.
He caught me this morning with the most unusual question I have ever heard here in Livingstone's:
[b]Where can I get a soapy massage WITHOUT sex???[/b]
To be honest - I had no answer!
He must be sick. First he is mixing up the photo gallery with one single report, and now this ... [b]Bestards[/b], I need your advice, what penalty I have to impose at him now. With such a behavior he is destroying all our well-earned reputation.
Giotto[/QUOTE]
Spend one week with Cyperspace as a house mate?
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[QUOTE=Fun Times69]Spend one week with Cyperspace as a house mate?[/QUOTE]
Tiger, this is a declaration of war. Cyber for a week???? I would rather kill myself than be subjected to a week of pig pics.
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[QUOTE=1Ball].
I am quite sure she and T1234, and Duni will end up in the pool after the party.
Sorry I will miss it.
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Pls cancel my reservation for the dungeon, i am moving to another hotel during my stay....
In fact, i think will change my itinerary and head over to bali instead. heard there is this ex GF of one of our esteemed members who is giving out freebies.
:D
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[QUOTE=1Ball]I am quite sure she and T1234, and Duni will end up in the pool after the party.
Sorry I will miss it[/QUOTE]
Heck no. I don't know how to swim. I only know the breast stroke and that too on a bed and not in the water. :)
Looks like my arrival is postponed to 6th or 7th. Dr. G, please make a note. Will confirm later.
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[quote=1ball]after a nice poolside chat with g, i feel compelled to make the following announcement.
[b][size=+1]"grandma g" [/b][/size]is arriving friday night from germany for a 10 days visit.
...[/quote]mr. vice president,
i just heard that granny g arrives early! you will have the honour to spend some time with her in the pool - tonight.
hope you have fun :) !
giotto
ps: peep inn is completely booked - so sorry!
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[quote=giotto]mr. vice president,
i just heard that granny g arrives early! you will have the honour to spend some time with her in the pool - tonight.
hope you have fun :) !
giotto
ps: peep inn is completely booked - so sorry![/quote]
giotto, u know i like to swim naked. i hope she does too, hehehe
who knows, you could end up calling me "dad" !!!
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Daddy
[QUOTE=1Ball]Giotto, u know I like to swim naked. I hope she does too, hehehe
Who knows, you could end up calling me "DAD" !!![/QUOTE]Mr. Vice President,
Just go ahead, don't worry about anything. You both are nearly same age (74), and for this age groups there are no limitations of having fun here in Thailand, Dad :) (in spe)!
Giotto
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[QUOTE=Duniawala]Heck no. I don't know how to swim. I only know the breast stroke and that too on a bed and not in the water. :)
Looks like my arrival is postponed to 6th or 7th. Dr. G, please make a note. Will confirm later.[/QUOTE]Sir,
No problem at all! Granny will wait for you :) ! She knows how to "swim" !
Giotto
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[QUOTE=Giotto]SidTheSexist,
I just saw you checking out. Good Luck!
Don't come back too late tonight...after missing your flight (on purpose) again. We will keep the room reserved for you :) .Giotto[/QUOTE]
G,
I made it safely to Meatys home last night however, as predicted, I was not so sucessfull with my trip to the airport. After a few beers, it was decided by Meaty that there would be no point in me going back midweek.
And so I never made it, again. I think that was my 8th scheduled flight out of here which I have "missed". I blame it on the beds!
sid:D
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[QUOTE=SidTheSexist]G,
I made it safely to Meatys home last night however, as predicted, I was not so sucessfull with my trip to the airport. After a few beers, it was decided by Meaty that there would be no point in me going back midweek.
And so I never made it, again. I think that was my 8th scheduled flight out of here which I have "missed". I blame it on the beds!
sid:D[/QUOTE]SidTheSexist,
[b][size=+4]ROFLMAO[/b][/size]
:):):)
Giotto
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[QUOTE=1Ball]Tiger, this is a declaration of war. Cyber for a week???? I would rather kill myself than be subjected to a week of pig pics.[/QUOTE]
provided you took an ample supply of sharpened sticks there would never be a shortage of spit roasts... there's a positive herd of wild boar roaming the streets of BKK if cyber's posts are to be beleived... I've never seen wild game that is in anyway to the same standards as cyber's conquests... he truely is an expert in his field :)
although... I suspect I would rapidly seek alternative uses for the sharpened sticks, heaven knows why.
1Ball, as you no longer have a functioning keyboard your only alternative is to see them in the flesh?
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[QUOTE=Fun Times69]...
1Ball, as you no longer have a functioning keyboard your only alternative is to see them in the flesh?[/QUOTE]Fun Times69,
The Vice President could post some pictures about his night with Granny ... :), last night!
Giotto
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At least, she is cuter than pig vomit we have been subjected to in the photo thread! [QUOTE=Giotto]Fun Times69,
The Vice President could post some pictures about his night with Granny ... :), last night!
Giotto[/QUOTE]
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Jakarta under water.
Thinking that one week ago, I was laying in the shade, working on my laptop, and meditating about the next 3 or 4-some. Under the complacent look of Mr The President.
And now I am stuck in the Interconti hotel in Jakarta, the city under water, the worst rains and floods since 5 years. The hotel district is dry, but. Horror and desperation. The infamous BLOK M is under water. I couldn't even pay a visit. And now I heard that I shall miss GrandMa G party.
Life is so cruel.