Red Massagen? Never again!
Today for the third time, after a few frustrating attempts to arrange a rendez-vous with an escort at my place (more in another post) , I went to the RM.
After the very disappointing experience with Paula, I had a decent session with another girl, a small, short dyed hair one, large fake boobs (you cannot miss her) , who tried to get off the BBBJ (without success) , complained that I am too big, that I fuck too long, and that had only one condom with her, but eventually delivered.
Well, I said to myself, RM has a vast choice. 150 for one hour of fun. Or thereabouts. What the hell, let's try again.
So this time I asked the receptionist (who does speak anything else than Porto) to advise me on a 'hot' girl, used to big guys and wild in sex.
Gerda (or Gherda, God only knows) , small, half-dark, long blach hairs, was proposed as the 'right' match. But she was busy, so I had to wait. No problem I say, for a good session I am available to wait. 10 minutes before she comes down, then she get introduced to me, I say OK, but she leaves with the same receptionst, who informs me that she needs some rest. 10 minutes, she goes, OK I go.
After 20 minutes, madame is finally ready for me. We go upstairs, I shower (she does not) , she starts with an unconvincing BBBJ. I want to go for DATY, but she ask already for a presentinho. WTF, there we go again. No way for the presentinho, if she does want to be licked it is her business.
Ready for action, I take her in mish. And she already starts to complain that I am not finishing soon enough. I ask if she does anal, and she shoots 100. I rebate 50, she agrees, turn around and goes laying down on her belly. I try to tell her that I want a proper doggy, she refuses and she leads me into her ultra-oiled ass (broken beyond repair) , start to wibble an making a lot of noise as that was the first good thing it happened to her from the time she was born. I am used to fake moaning, but that was ridiculous.
After 5 minutes being taken from behind in the position she likes (but I don't, and I can easily say no me gosta) , she turns around and says in Porto that it was enough, now in her pussy (same position, from behind with closed legs and laying completely down). Her pussy is also ultra-oiled, but she puts some additional oil. My poor dick is now swimming in a rubber swimming in a sea of oil. Can imagine how much I could enjoy it.
After a while, I get tired of the whole lot, really pissed off, get out and start to dress up. She asks if I finished, with an obviously empty condom in her hands, a question to which I replied taking out a 50 note and slapping it on the table. She might be a cheat, but I am a gentleman to the bone, and always keep my promises.
I go back down, telling the whole story to the only person present by now (another receptionist) , who does understand I was not happy at all. Pay the 150, ask to see the girl who delivered at 60 % the day before. After some waiting, she comes to me but informs me that she was going home, sorry (it is now 9:30 PM). Tell her the story as well, and she suggests I should complain to the manager, a certain Valeria.
Fine, thank you, she goes to the receptionist and tell her (mind you, I understand Porto decently well) that a dissatisfied customer wants to see senora Valeria. I wait a couple of minutes, left alone now, and I notice a rather elder lady (tall, grey hair) leaving.
2 minutes later, I am kindly informed that unfortunately the manager left for the day. 2 minutes before.
So, let us put it all together:
Out of 3 sessions. 2 were miserable and one was just about. If maths assists me, it is the half of 30% success rate.
Wrongly advised.
Management disappears 'ad hoc' when a complaint is coming about.
No refund, no excuses, no reprimand for the Gherda girl, nothing.
Sorry for the many supporters of Red Massagen, but from my point of view, and after three experiences, the only hope I can have is that the place burns down to the last brick. One thing for sure, they won't see me there anymore. I am under the very deep suspicion that the whole establishment (girls, receptionist and so-called management) has taken intentionally advantage of a 'gringo'. Despite the fact that I advertised my absolutely non-gringo nationality (a factor that should have no bearing on service anyway).
From Arthur, an absolute 'avoid' for this place. If any member would like to do so, I would appreciate if these few comments are posted on the Brasilian test-drive boards, for others to know about all this. And sorry for the rambling as well. But I am deeply disappointed here. Considering this is the 'best place' in SP, I don't want even to imagine what number 2 feels like. Considering todays rates, each 'success' costs me 50 UK pounds excluding taxi money.
Kind regards.
Arthur
One huge mistake commited here
if you take advise very well, here is one that you did not consider when going to a clinica or a prive: do not go after dinner time. these gals have been not only rush hour, when many punters take a break and get some nukie on the side, but also dinner rush, when locals leaving to go home get a piece of brazilian bunda on the way to their wife and kids. some of these girls, do 6, 7.8, i've heard as much as 20 guys in one day.
now to what occurred:
1. the manager told you that the girl needed a break.
2. they told you she will be ready in 10 minutes.
3. she was ready for you in 20 minute.
no offense here, but that is one worn out gdp, man. i know you are there and want to to get the edge off, but the something in the back of your mind should have told you that maybe you should try something else. or at least i hope you were looking for a replacement garota? i don't know. the red flags were there.
my point is simple. don't write the place off because the mistakes were, imho commited by both parties. she shouldn't have taken the program and perhaps, neither should you. a tired garota that needs a break before taking another customer may have just been gangbanged by 30 guys for all we know. it is tough to be the guy right behind that because she will be pooped out, bigtime.
my point, get there early. i usually get there when they open the doors or no later than 2:00pm. it has not failed me once yet. every provider i've had in sao paolo during these times has been good to pure freaky. if you can, try it. you won't be disappointed.
[quote=arthur66; 1218860]after a while, i get tired of the whole lot, really pissed off, get out and start to dress up. she asks if i finished, with an obviously empty condom in her hands, a question to which i replied taking out a 50 note and slapping it on the table. she might be a cheat, but i am a gentleman to the bone, and always keep my promises.
i go back down, telling the whole story to the only person present by now (another receptionist) , who does understand i was not happy at all. pay the 150, ask to see the girl who delivered at 60 % the day before. after some waiting, she comes to me but informs me that she was going home, sorry (it is now 9:30 pm). kind regards.
arthur[/quote]
Red Massagen. Still an avoid
thank you for the advice. i hope i knew it before.
nevertheless, as it happens i am not in the position to leave my daily activites for a short 'snack' in the middle of the afternoon. my free time begins at end of business day, as most of working people.
besides, forgive me for saying this, it does not really change anything. from a 'clean business' perspective, both management and girl should have advised me according to your quite correct viewpoint.
you see, if i would have asked for that girl tout-court, without asking if she was the 'right' girl for me, i would gladly take on myself the blame, or at least in part.
but management knows certainly better than me how many sessions the girl had, and it has as well all the opportunities of the world to ask the girl if she is willing to provide services that i described in quite some details to the receptionist. the girl herself knew very well what i was looking for, but did not tell me that she was tired or that she did not wish to accomodate my wishes.
from the same clean-business perspective, since i am clearly a foreigner, local management and girl should have pointed out that, for the kind of request i had, it was better to be there at a different time, and / or suggest a different girl. but nothing of this kind happened.
i won't go to rm ever again, not only because of low-performing girls (three in a row, mind you) , but simply because i lost completely trust in them. also, please consider this is not an isolated incident against other sucessfull stories. it was just the last drop after two earlier ones.
from my perspective, which is european, it is all a question of business trust and trasparency. and i do not advise anybody to do any kind of business with people who cannot be trusted. and when management takes a run to avoid facing a dissatisfied customer. well, it all adds up, don't it?
while appreciating your viewpoint, for which i thank you, i remain strongly of the opinion that red massagen is a big 'avoid'.
i have also sent my previous article by email to rm, with my private email address. should they respond, i will post it here.
kind regards.
arthur.
[quote=voyajer1; 1219229]if you take advise very well, here is one that you did not consider when going to a clinica or a prive: do not go after dinner time. these gals have been not only rush hour, when many punters take a break and get some nukie on the side, but also dinner rush, when locals leaving to go home get a piece of brazilian bunda on the way to their wife and kids. some of these girls, do 6, 7.8, i've heard as much as 20 guys in one day.
now to what occurred:
1. the manager told you that the girl needed a break.
2. they told you she will be ready in 10 minutes.
3. she was ready for you in 20 minute.
no offense here, but that is one worn out gdp, man. i know you are there and want to to get the edge off, but the something in the back of your mind should have told you that maybe you should try something else. or at least i hope you were looking for a replacement garota? i don't know. the red flags were there.
my point is simple. don't write the place off because the mistakes were, imho commited by both parties. she shouldn't have taken the program and perhaps, neither should you. a tired garota that needs a break before taking another customer may have just been gangbanged by 30 guys for all we know. it is tough to be the guy right behind that because she will be pooped out, bigtime.
my point, get there early. i usually get there when they open the doors or no later than 2:00pm. it has not failed me once yet. every provider i've had in sao paolo during these times has been good to pure freaky. if you can, try it. you won't be disappointed.[/quote][quote=voyajer1; 1219229]if you take advise very well, here is one that you did not consider when going to a clinica or a prive: do not go after dinner time. these gals have been not only rush hour, when many punters take a break and get some nukie on the side, but also dinner rush, when locals leaving to go home get a piece of brazilian bunda on the way to their wife and kids. some of these girls, do 6, 7.8, i've heard as much as 20 guys in one day.
now to what occurred:
1. the manager told you that the girl needed a break.
2. they told you she will be ready in 10 minutes.
3. she was ready for you in 20 minute.
no offense here, but that is one worn out gdp, man. i know you are there and want to to get the edge off, but the something in the back of your mind should have told you that maybe you should try something else. or at least i hope you were looking for a replacement garota? i don't know. the red flags were there.
my point is simple. don't write the place off because the mistakes were, imho commited by both parties. she shouldn't have taken the program and perhaps, neither should you. a tired garota that needs a break before taking another customer may have just been gangbanged by 30 guys for all we know. it is tough to be the guy right behind that because she will be pooped out, bigtime.
my point, get there early. i usually get there when they open the doors or no later than 2:00pm. it has not failed me once yet. every provider i've had in sao paolo during these times has been good to pure freaky. if you can, try it. you won't be disappointed.[/quote]