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Which is worse?
[QUOTE=WickedRoger;2211812]Also if you have a partner of any sort make sure the maid is a fugly and / or old as sure as the sun shines a pretty one will be replaced ASAP. Happen to a German friend who was warned about it and said his wife would not mind LOL (she did and took all of 10 hours before the pretty one was replaced. Worse still was the old fugly took a fancy to him and would happily be naked in front of him when madam was not there LOL.
I have resisted the maid (pinay) and while it is hard (I mean to resist the temptation) plenty of examples / warning got into my head (on my shoulders) and I did not even when she offered it to me on plate! Bad move gents.[/QUOTE]Well, you have to love Pinay logic. Madam thinks her German husband will fuck the pretty servant in a hot minute, so she dismisses her. However, old ugly servant girls do not get much action and are far more likely to use their pussy to make a good impression on Master. She may not look like much but the ugly one may have a tight pussy and suck cock and balls like a Burmese python swallowing a goat. LOL! Once Master gets a taste of that sweet delicious ugly fruit, Madam may find herself in a very precarious position. Somehow, I doubt her self-esteem will take less of a blow upon discovering that her husband is cheating on her with an older uglier servant girl. LOL! At least, with the younger prettier servant, Madam can rationalize her husband's peccadillo away as the weakness of all mankind for youth and beauty. There will be no such comforting thoughts when she finds him balls deep and groaning in pure ecstasy on the bosom of some hideous old hag. LOL!
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Reminds me of a reggae style hit song of the 1960's:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.
Make an ugly woman your wife.
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[QUOTE=AussieGaigin;2212255]Reminds me of a reggae style hit song of the 1960's:
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.
Make an ugly woman your wife.[/QUOTE]Am. Comedian Robin Harris did a joke about that in the early 90's. He said you can tell an ugly woman anything.
Man: I'm going to the moon biiich, I will be back later.
Woman: Okay. Well you be careful then. You know I wouldn't want nothing to happen to you.
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[QUOTE=KabulGuy;2211767]Bottom line, DO NOT FUCK THE MAID BECAUSE YOU WILL LOSE.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=KabulGuy;2211440]So true.
Hobby is hobby.
Work is work.
Work pays for hobby.[/QUOTE]Geez, you're no fun at all.
No sleeping with employees.
No sleeping with domestic help.
Next you will be saying it's bad to fuck the in-laws. . .
😁 😁 😉 😉 😁 😁.
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[QUOTE=Goferring;2212614]Geez, you're no fun at all.
No sleeping with employees.
No sleeping with domestic help.
Next you will be saying it's bad to fuck the in-laws. . .
😁 😁 😉 😉 😁 😁.[/QUOTE]You may be surprised at how many mongers married to Filipinas decide to taste the sister-in-law, mother-in-law, and most commonly the wife's cousins and aunts. There is even an online video with a Filipina talking about this, and the reasons many families accept it. She explained that many families see the foreign monger as a source of cash and an opportunity to leave the country. Therefore, they willingly feed him any family member he wishes to fuck to prevent him from indulging himself with unrelated women who will tap into his resources, and possibly curtail their access to his money.
This probably disappoints some mongers who would rather the in-laws try them due to the imagined desire to experience a foreign penis instead of the mere practical use of extended 19th hole privileges to retain them as high-paying members of the golf course. Anyone considering putting his balls into the sister-in-law's cup should know that the 19-hole green fee is substantial for such extended play.
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The fugly maid.
[QUOTE=ChochaMonger;2212029]Well, you have to love Pinay logic. Madam thinks her German husband will fuck the pretty servant in a hot minute, so she dismisses her. However, old ugly servant girls do not get much action and are far more likely to use their pussy to make a good impression on Master. She may not look like much but the ugly one may have a tight pussy and suck cock and balls like a Burmese python swallowing a goat. LOL! Once Master gets a taste of that sweet delicious ugly fruit, Madam may find herself in a very precarious position. Somehow, I doubt her self-esteem will take less of a blow upon discovering that her husband is cheating on her with an older uglier servant girl. LOL! At least, with the younger prettier servant, Madam can rationalize her husband's peccadillo away as the weakness of all mankind for youth and beauty. There will be no such comforting thoughts when she finds him balls deep and groaning in pure ecstasy on the bosom of some hideous old hag. LOL![/QUOTE]I believe this is exactly what happened with Arnold Schwarzenegger. His illegitimate child from the maid looks just like him too.
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[QUOTE=Goferring;2212614]Geez, you're no fun at all.
No sleeping with employees.
No sleeping with domestic help.
Next you will be saying it's bad to fuck the in-laws. . .
😁 😁 😉 😉 😁 😁.[/QUOTE]Nope in laws are fair game, best to do them with the wife, A sister / sister / mother 4 some would be a lot of fun.
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[QUOTE=KabulGuy;2212835]Nope in laws are fair game, best to do them with the wife, A sister / sister / mother 4 some would be a lot of fun.[/QUOTE]I would tend to agree.
Sisters are fun and had that many times (some bisexual also which adds to the fun).
Mom and daughters is another really lovely combo but need to tread carefully (and in my case make sure the mom is slim also LOL). Once did a 4 some KG as you suggested but mainly a threesome.
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Second Night
Apologies for the delay in posting, the below events happened on the night of 8th August:
After finishing up work, went to a fancy bar / tapas place called Rambla in an area called Rockwell, near the Power Plant mall. It was more of a "get to know the client better" kind of drinking session. I would definitely recommend the place to anyone looking for upmarket experience. By the time we finished there, it was fairly late and I was tired, so decided on a quick peek at LA Café before heading back.
Ground floor was full of old aunties, moved upstairs, where a funky looking girl caught my eye. She was wearing sneakers, shorts and a funky baseball cap. Odd attire for a nightclub, where all other women try to dress in a feminine way. Discussions on pricing followed, final agreement was 2000 plus performance bonus and transport allowance. Back to the pad, showered together, noticed some stretch marks / see-section mark and other maternity damage to the lower abdomen area, mildly off putting, but heck too late to change my mind. She sensed that I was not happy with what I saw, so she immediately turned into super sweet, good service mode. Made me lie down on the bed, gave a good massage for about 30 minutes, then started blowing me. After a few minutes of Oral action, she put a condom on me, and started cowgirl. Rode me for a few minutes, grinding her pussy at the base of my shaft. By now I was fully into it, so pulled her down and mounted her good ole missionary and pumped away to an explosive finish.
After the cleanup I was expecting her to leave, but she wanted to stay, at no extra cost. I would like to believe that it was my handsome looks, combined with awesome performance in bed that made her want to stay. But in reality it was probably the thought of spending a night in a comfortable bed with all the comforts versus stepping out into a rainy night, that might have made her decide to stay.
Woke up early morning and started rubbing my dick against her bum, surprise surprise, she wanted to do Anal!! Out came the condom, a heavy dollop of her saliva to lubricate things, and in went the soldier. Rammed her well and good with a glorious view of her nice round ass. Explosion.
GFE: 8. 5/10.
Looks: 6-7/10.
Performance: 9/10.
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3rd Night, LA Café again
OK call me an idiot but on the third and last night I landed up at LA caf again. Hadn't been drinking before getting there so was relatively fresh. Saw my plump friend from the first night trying to sell her services to a group of Japanese (3 guys). Now me being me (basically incorrigible) wanted to play the spoilsport.
A bit of a history lesson here: Having lived in Japan from 1999 to 2005, I have a fair grasp of spoken nihongo (Japanese). So I was silently listening to what the 3 Japanese gentlemen were discussing, and could counter their moves and offers. Finally one of the older Japnese gents figured it out and looked at me and asked: "Sumimasen, Nihongo wkarimasu ka" (do you understand / speak Japanese) to which I replied "Nihongo wakaranai" (No I don't know Japanese), which basically blew the lid. From my pronunciation and reply they knew that I obviously had a fair grasp of Japanese. That's when the fun and games started. Let me tell you, once the Japanese warm up to you, they are the most fun and friendliest people.
So, to cut the long story short, it turned into a drinking poker (sort of). Each guy buys a round of drinks in turn, and we keep on drinking till the first person gives up. The punishment of giving up first is paying the ladies base price of 2500 for the other three. Basically a 150 $ gamble. Disclaimer: before the price police screws me, we are NOT paying the FL's 150 $. The FL gets 2500 piso. Total gamble is 150 $. Fourth round, Hashimoto san just slides off his stool onto the floor. Whew I survived. So the rest of us have another couple of celebratory rounds, Kampaiii (cheers, in Japanse), and head home with our ladies for the night, after one of Hashimoto sans colleagues emptied his wallet. Poor Hashimoto san will wake up with a splitting headache/ hangover and just 30$ in his wallet, we were wicked!!
Now this is where things go wrong. I am drunk, I don't know where my pad is, can't unlock my phone to see the address. 4 missed calls from wifey. The next few hours are an haze of alcohol. The next clear memory I have is of waking up in my bed to the sound of retching (lady throwing up in the toilet), and me having a shriveled condom on my limp dick. God knows what transpired in the last 3 hours.
Panic, I jump out of bed, check my wallet, my phone, nothing missing, RELIEF!! Throw the girl out after paying her 3000. No mood for sex, just relieved that I haven't lost anything.
Sometimes we all screw up, it was one of those nights, but it was fun.
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[QUOTE=Koliflaver;2213075]The next few hours are an haze of alcohol. The next clear memory I have is of waking up in my bed to the sound of retching (lady throwing up in the toilet), and me having a shriveled condom on my limp dick. God knows what transpired in the last 3 hours.
Panic, I jump out of bed, check my wallet, my phone, nothing missing, RELIEF!! Throw the girl out after paying her 3000. No mood for sex, just relieved that I haven't lost anything.
Sometimes we all screw up, it was one of those nights, but it was fun.[/QUOTE]Great reports man. I have done the exact same waking up with someone and having no idea who it is. But once all my stuff is accounted for, I like to hang on to the girl.
Once in Brazil I left the club with a chick drunk. We went to her house. I took off my pants and put them on the window sill. The next day I didn't have any money to pay her. I accused her of taking it. But what actually happened is the shit came out my pants and blew out the window into the jungle behind her building. You could see the money in a tree. I told her I would come back after I got out of school that day to pay her. She didn't believe me. When I showed up with the money we were good friends ever since. She ended up marrying some old guy and moved to the States to get papers. Even set with with a Brazilian chick to marry for $15000, but the chick wanted to pay me after and I wanted the money before.
5 more days until I'm at LAC.
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[QUOTE=Koliflaver;2213075]So, to cut the long story short, it turned into a drinking poker (sort of). Each guy buys a round of drinks in turn, and we keep on drinking till the first person gives up. The punishment of giving up first is paying the ladies base price of 2500 for the other three. [/QUOTE]There used to be a game called "Smiles" popular with the Seamen in Subic back in the day. 3-5 of them would sit around a table with their dicks out and a girl or two would be beneath the table randomly giving them blowjobs. The first guy that smiled had to pay for her. It would have been a good time to practice your poker face.
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[QUOTE=WickedRoger;2212875]I would tend to agree.
Sisters are fun and had that many times (some bisexual also which adds to the fun).
Mom and daughters is another really lovely combo but need to tread carefully (and in my case make sure the mom is slim also LOL). Once did a 4 some KG as you suggested but mainly a threesome.[/QUOTE]Sisters are great. I have had 3 sisters in their early 20's. They had 2 older sisters which weren't desirable to me, which each had a daughter 19 and 23 yo which were. In addition the sisters introduce cousins from the father's side, a 19 yo who later brought her 23 yo sister to me. Another 20 yo cousin and her 24 yo sister who I later met. There are a few more that are becoming interested!
None of reasons why which CM alludes to keeping the wealth in the family. Just having fun and pleasure if you treat them right.
Have to add that I found this family tree without WR’s assistance.
Btw, one cousin was a virgin with only one lesbian relationship which has ended. She wants to explore more with me!
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[QUOTE=MrEnternational;2213083]Great reports man. I have done the exact same waking up with someone and having no idea who it is. But once all my stuff is accounted for, I like to hang on to the girl.
Once in Brazil I left the club with a chick drunk. We went to her house. I took off my pants and put them on the window sill. The next day I didn't have any money to pay her. I accused her of taking it. But what actually happened is the shit came out my pants and blew out the window into the jungle behind her building. You could see the money in a tree. I told her I would come back after I got out of school that day to pay her. She didn't believe me. When I showed up with the money we were good friends ever since. She ended up marrying some old guy and moved to the States to get papers. Even set with with a Brazilian chick to marry for $15000, but the chick wanted to pay me after and I wanted the money before.
5 more days until I'm at LAC.[/QUOTE]Had your pants and drawers fallen out the window, scaling that tree up into the jungle canopy with your anaconda dangling to retrieve them along with the cash would have been an unforgettable adventure. If you did not retrieve the money, the monkeys must have been swinging around with fistfuls of cash trying to buy bananas. People probably thought a drug smuggler's plane went down in the jungle scattering cash and blow throughout the canopy.