C'mon guys! Cut the crap! This is supposed to be a guide for sex!
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C'mon guys! Cut the crap! This is supposed to be a guide for sex!
These past few days have been very entertaining, let me see what I have learned.
- You can effectively reduce your "gringo-ness" by dressing like the locals. Because really who will notice you're not from Colombia if you just dress like the locals.
- Gringos like to argue with other gringos about who is MORE gringo. The winning gringo is typically the one that speaks spanish the best and is now one with the culture.
- You don't want to upset or offend the local cab drivers because (gasp) they will get really really really mad and complain to the next english speaker they come across.
- Colombian women are never interested in foreign men, even if he's a nice guy, because unlike every other women on the planet, stability, affection and a sense of humour have absolutely no affect on them.
- Americans love to argue with other Americans about who is the "Angry American". I can only deduce that to be labelled an "Angry American" is equivalent of being labelled a communist back in the McCarthy era.
- Client #9 makes some blunt, valid points. You shouldn't have to apologize for who you are and where you come from particularly when you come from a pretty damn good country (warts and all). And I'm not even American and I'm still upset about this whole sub prime mess you all created. But I digress.
- Folks from North America should really really try to be more like Colombians, for one thing they dress very stylish. And. And. Well they do have a great casa and prepago system. And. And. Well even fat old gringos with lots of money can sleep with hot women there.
- I cannot subscribe to the view that says if a Colombian girl is insular and borderline ignorant you have to walk away because well, that would elimnate 80% of the prepagos I have met. And given that my trips are usually 6-8 days in length (hey a man has to work) at a time I love me some prepagos!. And last but not least, any woman seen with a gringo in Colombia is considered a puta, I think we should add the words "until otherwise proven innocent".
I love this board!
Regards
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[QUOTE=World Travel 69]Enough talk about who the Chicas like and want to marry.
For some of you that like high class chicas. I reccomend this place. They were out of my price range.
Elements Spa (Hotel El Continental), Carrera 50 # 52-08, Piso 4. 8+ Chicas. Prices: 70k Exotic Massage, 150k Chica. Tel: 251 23 67. Hours: 1pm to 9pm. [url]http://www.communitywalk.com/MedellinExecutiveHotel#00049i;I[/url] It has Nice roof top bar to sit and talk with the Chicas. They are all top of the line Chicas.
Here is another place that has models to serve you:
*1. Casa de Piedra, (Lindas Chicas) Calle 58 (Av. Oriental) # 50A-54, Big White Metal Gate. 6 Chicas on the premises, but has up to 100 chicas for you to choose from. Prices: Chica 100k 1.5 hours, includes room, 200k TLN, 75k Exit Fee. Tel: 254 05 98. Hours: Nanci the owner has a 24/7 operation, in which you can come by anytime and pick one of her 6 chicas or she will call anyone of 100 chicas that are available. She says most of her business is from 10pm to 6am. (#9 on Tung’s Map).
Again out of my price range.[/QUOTE]Do you know how the logistics for selecting one of the 100 chicas works? I assume you go and pick from a catalog of photos? And then do you have to wait there while Nanci calls them up and gets them to come over there? I'm asking because it seems like that could lead to 30-45 mins of waiting around if the particular chica that you select isn't nearby or ready. Btw, I'm so glad to read a post actually about chicas!
The first place I went to was Energy in Estadio.
Nice place, lots of women. It was hard to remember there names as they passed by. I picked one. I wish I could remember her name because she was the shits.
The Mamasan gave a chuckle when I said I only wanted a half hour. The chica I picked made the same remark. She was reluctant to put in much effort.
A little DATY, but she seemed to be not to into it, on goes the condom, No BBBJ, and a half assed blow job. She kept stopping. I got off, barely with her help.
I recommend the place, but pay for the hour and I hope you get a good one.
Usually, not a good time to go to Casa/Massage places.
Same this time. I went to Relax, Carrera 45 (El Palo) # 57-71. Only 5 chicas to choose from. I picked another one I can not remember her name. Funny I can remember the good ones.
Same crapabout the half hour, so she did not give much effort. DATY did little to get her excited. She put on the condom and starts sucking, stopping every few seconds. I finally pulled off the condom and finished myself. I should have saved it for later. As another monger says "Use Sperm Management."
Then she had the nerve to ask for tip. I told to practice on a banana.
This time I went to Nana, Calle 57A # 48-09. Only three avaiable, two others were busy. The three came and said their names. I liked all of them, but did not know which one was the best for a BJ. So I told the Madam I liked her, she was good also. I asked her which one did the best BJ. She told me Alajandra (?Spelling).
So, Alajandra it was. I started with a lot of DATY. She got into it, I do believe she came a few times.
After awhile it was time for the BJ. I asked for no condom, but she kept saying no. But when she went down on me I thought she was giving me a BBBJ. She had put the condom in her mouth and with her mouth put it on.
If you guys want a Great BJ go to see Alajandra.
Sexmetv,
Excellent post!
I was checking on a few places for info. I had taken my pill and was ready, so I stopped by Geishas, (Same owner as Puntocon), Carrera 43 # 56-47, in the morning.
Only two chicas available, others were busy. But I only needed to see the first one. Marsela. Nice big, but not too big tits, very nice looking, nice body, brown skin and about 5'7".
I started as usually with a little lunch at the Y. She loved it. She really got into it. I love it when they start saying Oh Pappy, oh pappy and rico, rico.
For a little extra I got her to start with BBBJ, we switched around to 69. After some time when I was nice and hard she put on the rubber. I finished after a little intercourse (Fuck for those of you that don't know the word).
Afterward she wanted my phone number for Saturday. Damn I will be in Cartagena.
Remember the name and don't miss her. Marsela.
P.S. Artisttyp she is what you want.
Just a few more to add to you're excelllent observations, Paying for Sex from a beautiful Colombian girl is not the same as paying for Sex form a hooker in the USA. They have other motives besides paying the bills. They are the most oppurtunist group I have been with, they all want me to call them after the fact, I am not impressed by the flattery, I know the real score. I meet gringos in the 50 something group that like the idea they can have a 20 something for breakfast, maybe they realize its all about the money, maybe they don't. I like the idea I can have Massage service on my war injuries for 11. 00 an hour, and if I need the Happy time at the end, its all good. We tend to be self indulgent and the Look at Me attitude is evident in most of us as Americans, we are flattered easily. Americans try not to hurt peoples feelings, give more than we should when we tip or in charity. Politically correct can sometimes be considered the stupid me syndrome, we sometimes need to be rude! So if we try and be more like the arrogant europeans who tip badly, ignore when harrased by a vendor of goods we don't want, ignore those who annoy, we may save ourselves from the bad wrap we get! At least when they talk shit about the Europeans the shoe fits 90 percent of the time!
Sorry, but its the New World in the old world, keep up or be trampled to death.
Hey RICKER,
Medellin Bob and I drove to Barranquilla over last weekend, had a great time, visited a few of your old stomping grounds, stayed at Hotel Barranquilla Plaza and did the casa round, shopping malls, won a million at the casino, we also went to a barrio that you would know but at this moment I carnt think of the name, a tricky area !!! at night but we had a great time, I can dance Champetta now mate!
All the best, Aussie G.
P.S. Driving back through Caucasia, they had a police blitz on, 2 thousand extra police, we had go protection at our hotel as most of the top brass were staying there as well, machine guns, rocket lauches, we had the lot mate.
[QUOTE=Ricker]Well that clears things up.
Thanks Aussie G :)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ricker]Once again Nino you make assumptions about me and my exposure to Colombia and Colombian women and it's a bit silly really.
I do believe, however, that most Colombianas are NOT very content with the typical Colombian man, and that many would love to meet a good intentioned, foreign man.[/QUOTE]Good intentioned foreign men? Jaja. Like guys who frequent casas and run with prepagos during the day, then hook up with their colombian girlfriends at night? There are certainly no foreign men like that on this site. Jajaja And if their Colombian girlfriends ever found out, why, they would certainly understand and of course approve of such an arrangement. And of course, not to mention the gringos who have girlfriends in every major city in Colombia, all the while telling each girl that she is the only one. Of course us GRINGOS are better and more well intentioned than Colombian men. Jajaja
[QUOTE=Nino Bravo]Good intentioned foreign men? Jaja. Like guys who frequent casas and run with prepagos during the day, then hook up with their colombian girlfriends at night? There are certainly no foreign men like that on this site. Jajaja And if their Colombian girlfriends ever found out, why, they would certainly understand and of course approve of such an arrangement. And of course, not to mention the gringos who have girlfriends in every major city in Colombia, all the while telling each girl that she is the only one. Of course us GRINGOS are better and more well intentioned than Colombian men. Jajaja[/QUOTE]Ok OK. I give up!
We're all scumbags, not worthy, etc, etc.
Only you are worthy of a Colombian woman. Sheeeeesh!
Gents,
Many of you who know me out here probably think the "Something Different" part would be some gal with a donkey or something similar. Sorry, it's not like that at all.
Last November I was invited to a designer college just outside of Medellin by a girl I know who is studying at the school. She hadn't really told me much about what it was I was being invited to but did tell me to bring my camera. So up the winding mountain toward Santa Elena I went.
As it turned out, the students were putting on a fashion show of their latest swimwear designs. I guess it also allowed the parents to see what their education money was getting them.
These are just a few of the shots I took of the models (all amateurs) displaying the designs. Who knows, maybe you will see some of them being worn on the beaches of Cartagena and San Andres the next time you happen to be there. Maybe even a few Mansion girls will be wearing one when taking a dip in the pool.
Enjoy the good life (aside from Mongering)!
Cheers,
Cubanut
unfortunately, that is a problem. worst yet is that as far as i understand she does not have a book or web site. i told her she needs a web site. she did show me a photo of a model that was available. i assume she has lots of photos.
the chicas that were there were in the model caliber category.
i saw a swimming pool and a great bar to use while you wait, if you don't the ones already there.
[quote=gospeedracer35]do you know how the logistics for selecting one of the 100 chicas works? i assume you go and pick from a catalog of photos? and then do you have to wait there while nanci calls them up and gets them to come over there? i'm asking because it seems like that could lead to 30-45 mins of waiting around if the particular chica that you select isn't nearby or ready. btw, i'm so glad to read a post actually about chicas![/quote]
Enough talk about what women want.
I was married once. An argument would start, for what reason I could never figure out. A lot of my friends and guys that I have talked to would say the wife or girlfriend would say "You Do Not Understand Me". No shit. I can't remember how many times I heard that line. They do not understand themselves, so there is no way you guys think you can.
I believe they are from another planet.
I have waiting for Jackson to chime in on this topic, so I use his words.
"Gentlemen,
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Thank You,
Jackson"