[QUOTE=Frannie]You could say the anal lube was for constipation.[/QUOTE]What the hell are you talking about?
-Helpmann :confused:
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[QUOTE=Frannie]You could say the anal lube was for constipation.[/QUOTE]What the hell are you talking about?
-Helpmann :confused:
[QUOTE=Helpmann][b]"Odd" Things (Packed Routinely):[/b]
[b]"Odd" Things (Packed for Special Occasions):[/b]
1. Dog Chain
2. Gag Ball
3. (1) Roll of Plastic Wrap
4. Strobe Light
5. Paint Brushes
6. Black Lights
7. Mirrored Disco Ball
8. Fog Machine
9. Inflatable Exercise Ball
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
WTF...,LOL
[QUOTE=Helpmann][b]"Odd" Things (Packed Routinely):[/b]
1. (2) Sets of Handcuffs
2. Blindfolds and Mardi Gras Masks
3. Vibrators, Dildos, and Anal Plugs (incl. RF remote egg vibrator)
4. Women's Accessories (Dresses, Bikinis, T-shirts...)
[b]"Odd" Things (Packed for Special Occasions):[/b]
1. Dog Chain
2. Gag Ball
3. (1) Roll of Plastic Wrap
4. Strobe Light
5. Paint Brushes
6. Black Lights
7. Mirrored Disco Ball
8. Fog Machine
9. Inflatable Exercise Ball
Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]This shit is too funny!
Glad that mongers have a sense of humor when visiting this shithole country!
Guess I better pull out the BIGGER suitcase with all the great suggestions on here, and I thought I was bringing some good stuff!
[QUOTE=Helpmann][b]"Odd" Things (Packed Routinely):[/b]
1. (2) Sets of Handcuffs
2. Blindfolds and Mardi Gras Masks
3. Vibrators, Dildos, and Anal Plugs (incl. RF remote egg vibrator)
4. Women's Accessories (Dresses, Bikinis, T-shirts...)
[b]"Odd" Things (Packed for Special Occasions):[/b]
1. Dog Chain
2. Gag Ball
3. (1) Roll of Plastic Wrap
4. Strobe Light
5. Paint Brushes
6. Black Lights
7. Mirrored Disco Ball
8. Fog Machine
9. Inflatable Exercise Ball
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Helpmann]Yeah, that happened to me when I forgot to move my handcuffs and dog chain to my check-in luggage. The TSA agent questioned why I had them in my luggage. I said "entertainment."
-Helpmann :D[/QUOTE]
Bet that was an interesting conversation lol :D
[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]Only you. LOL. Did you forget your inflatable love doll? I am afraid to ask what you do with some of this stuff.[/QUOTE]Helpmann is a very creative guy. Some of those chicas like kinky stuff. Just about all of the cabanas have a sex type chair thingy, so you know the local Dominicans are not just doing missionary position.
[QUOTE=Jaosousa]Helpmann is a very creative guy. Some of those chicas like kinky stuff. Just about all of the cabanas have a sex type chair thingy, so you know the local Dominicans are not just doing missionary position.[/QUOTE]I am sure that you know that some of these girls are freaks. These sluts just want a guy to show them a good time and fuck them silly. Chaining them to the bed, fucking them in the ass, slapping them with your dick; sluts like that shit.
BTW: All items "featured" in the photos below were brought in my suitcase.
-Helpmann :)
[QUOTE=Helpmann]I am sure that you know that some of these girls are freaks. These sluts just want a guy to show them a good time and fuck them silly. Chaining them to the bed, fucking them in the ass, slapping them with your dick; sluts like that shit.
BTW: All items "featured" in the photos below were brought in my suitcase.
-Helpmann :)[/QUOTE]
Nice pics man. I was trying to think what kind of kinky shit you do with an inflatable excercise ball. I am relieved to know it is for la playa only. LOL
[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]Nice pics man. I was trying to think what kind of kinky shit you do with an inflatable excercise ball. I am relieved to know it is for la playa only. LOL[/QUOTE]Sorry to disappoint, but the inflatable exercise ball is for the bedroom. As a I mentioned earlier, a comfortable sex chair is priceless.
BTW: If you were curious, the Black Lights and Paint Brushes are for luminescent nude body painting.
-Helpmann :D
[QUOTE=Helpmann]Sorry to disappoint, but the inflatable exercise ball is for the bedroom. As a I mentioned earlier, a comfortable sex chair is priceless.
BTW: If you were curious, the Black Lights and Paint Brushes are for luminescent nude body painting.
-Helpmann :D[/QUOTE]
I figured out the paint brushes and you confirmed my hidden fear.......... ROTFLMAO............ looks like pic 5 is the preliminary position for anal..........
you a trip..............
before handcuff days i would take strips of material about 2' long and tie them to the 4 legs of the bed,,,,,,,,,,, a quick clove hitch knot on the wrist and ankles and the chica is there for your enjoyment......
[QUOTE=Bq Ribs]...before handcuff days i would take strips of material about 2' long and tie them to the 4 legs of the bed,,,,,,,,,,, a quick clove hitch knot on the wrist and ankles and the chica is there for your enjoyment......[/QUOTE]Not bad. Have you tried Plastic Wrap? It has multiple uses and you can pack it in your carry-on.
-Helpmann ;)
[QUOTE=Helpmann]Not bad. Have you tried Plastic Wrap? It has multiple uses and you can pack it in your carry-on.
-Helpmann ;)[/QUOTE]LOL. You guys are into some wacky shit. LOL
[QUOTE=Manizales911]LOL. You guys are into some wacky shit. LOL[/QUOTE]I'm a student in class trying to graduate. I always thought it was someting I was missing. Preach on freaks! LOL
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[QUOTE=Helpmann]Not bad. Have you tried Plastic Wrap? It has multiple uses and you can pack it in your carry-on.
-Helpmann ;)[/QUOTE]
Haven't tried the Plastic Wrap yet...........
Another handy item to bring is an ice cube try. Most hotels provide the very small trays. Nothing like sucking on a nipple with an ice cube in your mouth. Gets that nipple nice and erect. Ice cubes are also good for those hot summer nights when all you want is to receive an ice cold blow job. When finished the chica is rewarded with a frozen leche shake...........