[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? [/QUOTE]
Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?
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[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? [/QUOTE]
Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?
[QUOTE=Cheap Meat]They hate their dark skins, which is why they don't like Indians. Ironically, thais must be part Indian, because I see many thais who LOOK Indian! It's called INDO-China for a reason. Homogenous race: balloney! LOL.
Really, this is why thais hate themselves. I am dark = I suck. Low self esteem = low behavior. Which is why the place is a craphole, they can't tell the truth, and think their king is some kind of living deity.
Truth hurts![/QUOTE]
I vote we drop this subject for now.......but the above really does look like a very intelligent analysis of the situation. The whole thing is about self hate and Thai being the center of the world (it's not!). It's also a lot of crap that Thais who have been to an American/western university somehow should be expected to escape from this situation. They go to a university in the west.....stay with mostly Thai people in their social group, want to eat only Thai food most of the time and pull the same shit off their soil that they pull on it. They then return to the fatherland at some point....and act the same as when they left (i.e. that "lie" thing they are famous for, men causing termoil in interpersonal relationships with drinking and "hanging" with Thai men, racism, etc.). This is a generalisation of course....but fits the many Thais I have been involved with (male and female on a non-sexual basis) in the west.
[QUOTE=Run Mann]Another subject you're an expert on, you would think this because you have one?[/QUOTE]
I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am. :)
[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]I am hoping you're being as facetious as I am. :)[/QUOTE]
I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.
[QUOTE=Run Mann]I am, and it's good to see your sense of humor is still intact.[/QUOTE]
Well, in that case, you're correct. I did have a PI and it was while I was in the PI working as a PI. ;)
[QUOTE=D Etat]Wow! That was tasteless insulting the thousands of American soldiers who proudly served in the Philippines during the colonial period and after. PI stands for "Philippine Islands".[/QUOTE]
I have a lot of trouble spelling it too. We all do. No insult intended.
[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]I thought it stood for Penile Inplant? Wow! You learn something everyday.[/QUOTE]
Was Magnum P.I. a super large Penile Implant? :confused:
A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants. :D
I don't really know much about this topic. I'm just speculating wildly.
Anyway its great that older blokes can be assisted when necessary and can monger to the fullest.
From ML:
A soapy MP girl I fancied once (at the Thermae) told me all about the Thai Prime Minister's penile implant (no not Thaksin). I presume these days that the little Vitamin V or Vitamin C may have drastically reduced the need for Penile Implants. : D
ML. Might you be refering to the infamous "Noi" from Thermae? Beautiful face, big knockers, (made an awful racket when she ate), hails from Chumpon. Or maybe her close friends Nueng and Bau. The Thai VIP with the intials A. P? Know that crowd too well! Happy to share photo's, stories, even current phone numbers but not here publicly.
[QUOTE=Montrealer2]Hi Gentlemen,
I will be travelling to LOS for the 1st time. I am staying 4 weeks, travelling everywhere.
I will spend some time in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket. I was wondering if you could give me some advice. Some of my questions may sound silly...
1) GENERAL QUESTION: where can one find the hottest & best-looking working Thai girls at reasonable prices? BKK, Pattaya, Samui or Phuket?
2. GENERAL QUESTION: where is the best places to get these girls? go-go bars, massage parlors or freelancers on the street? (could you name some actual places and locations that are sure-shots)
3. SPECIFIC QUESTIONS: would you mind telling me which are your top 5 hotels to stay at in terms of price, comfort and girl-friendliness?; where even the staff is available for ST/LT...? (for Pattaya, Phuket and BKK)
I am just trying to get myself veered in the right direction. I want to be as efficient as possible.
Also, I have a fetish for nylons, pantyhose and uniforms (schoolgirl, air stewardess, nurse, maid, etc...). I am aware that there are supposedly bars that cater to these types of places. Would you know of any in Pattaya, BKK and Phuket?
Thank you so much, and I await your answers with impatience.
M2[/QUOTE]You can find a lot more info by reading the forum here but I'll try to generally answer your general questions.
1. BKK & Pattaya. KS and Phuket do have some nightlife & a good time can be had but its nothing compared to B & P.
2. I prefer go go girls over freelancers for a variety of reasons. Namely medical checks and if one runs or rips you off you can return to the club and state your case. With a FL you have no recourse for theft and a much higher chance of getting an STD. In BKK just go to Soi Cowboy. In Pattaya go to Walking Street. Names of clubs are not necessary as there are so many in both places. Best to just check them out at your leisure. There are also many good picks at the beer gardens which are cheaper than the go go clubs.
3. In BKK I usually stay at Nana Plaza Hotel or one of the smaller hotels near Nana Plaza on Soi 4. All hotels in this area are girl friendly. Other hotels in other areas often have a join fee which I hate. In Pattaya I stay at one of the places on Soi 13 just off Walking Street. Dynasty Hotel or Sandy Springs Hotel. Both are relatively cheap and are near all the action. Personally I don't bring girls who work at the hotel club I'm staying at unless I'm slumming at the Penthouse which is connected to the Kitten Club next door. This can lead to much drama and some rude comments when you bring a different catch home the next day. With so many to choose from, its not worth the hassle. I'm sure you've heard. Don't shit where you eat.
4. Thais will do any fetish for the right price. It's all about the baht in LOS. Stockings you can get there. Uniform costumes might need to be brought with you. Careful though. A buddy of mine bought a Lady Cop uni from Ebay and somehow lost the keys to the handcuffs. While he was still handcuffed to the bed. LOL. Luckily the girl didn't leave him stranded there but from what I understand it was an embarrassing moment when the hotel handyman was called to cut him loose.
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Maybe those same G.I.'s were the ones who came up with the UK.
Think Pattaya isn't dangerous? Check out this news link.
Its both sad and funny as hell. Pattaya is a circus in every aspect. Enjoy.
[url]http://pattayacitynews.net/news_update.html[/url]
[QUOTE=One Tree Hill]Think Pattaya isn't dangerous? Check out this news link.
Its both sad and funny as hell. Pattaya is a circus in every aspect. Enjoy.
[url]http://pattayacitynews.net/news_update.html[/url][/QUOTE]
I've been reading these particular news reports for years. The thing that really stands out is that the vast majority of reported crime in Patts is Thai-on-Thai. Even among katoeys, it seems. The crime rates involving farang either as victims or instigators are consistently and astonishingly low given the nature of the vast majority of farangs' presences in this town.
[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Well, in that case, you're correct. I did have a PI and it was while I was in the PI working as a PI. ;)[/QUOTE]
Good one! However, isn't using that perplexing PI abbreviation three times in one sentence with three separate connatations bound create even more confusion?
Gentlemans Massage - After reading the 3(?) reports from a recent newcomer all singing the praises of this fine establishment i decided it was somewhere i might try if i remembered....as it turned out they advertise in a free publication in Pattaya, it had a map, and i decided to give it a go. I recall it being at the end of 3rd road as you join Pattaya Nua Road (?). First off don't look for a sign saying Gentlemans Massage....no, that would be too easy, look for the frosted glass entrance, street sign in Thai, and many stickers on the frosted glass saying [url]www.fm.com[/url], the only other sign said Fashion Massage.
Walk in papa is there, there are a few couches a counter on the right and a raised area on the left, the 3 girls i see are sprawles out on the sofa's half asleep. They make no effort to move after i enter, papa sits me down and explains the menu, i don't remember much of it to be honest.
30 minute Hand Relief - 750 Baht (or 950, not sure now)
60 minute massage, HJ and BJ - 1,500
I think FS was 1,900
Anyway, i pick the 60 minute HJ and BJ, pap explains that with my package, the second girl is half price....hmmm i had to think about it, but i was so tired from the heavy night before, i didn't want to be working, i wanted to be enjoying so i opted out. Then papa asks the 3 girls to take their seats and a 4th girl appears from a back room, they sit on the raised area....this can be intimidating for some, but i made a quick choice and we were off upstairs.
We went to the 3rd floor, the room was spacious, large bed, corner jacuzzi tub steroe system and lots of quaint, authentic Thai items, the trouble was that it was very old, there was damp mould everywhere, even in the tub and that made it feel dirty. I was asked to undress and take shower...yep, shower in the tub...alone....she joined eventually when she realised i was waiting. After the shower there was a pretty lame massage which involved a little body slip and slid action with the oil, but it was all very lame, my girl kept yawning (and i was supposed to be tired). Flip over time came, she oiled it up and started with a vigerous HJ, after 5 minutes she reached for a condom, i explained i didn't want FS, she said it was for the BJ, i laughed and asked why, she said it was better, i disagreed, she proceeded to BBBJ, but kept reaching and spitting into my used shower towel. After around 10 minutes i was really bored, it wasn't happening, she'd had her chance, so i took matters into my own hands and provided her with a deep cleansing facial. The remaining time was spent massaging my arm...yep, about 20 minutes or so i would guess, just massging my arm, and doing it very badly...(how do you massage an arm badly!?!?). I showered dressed, paid her the 1,500 and went downstairs, as we entered the room, the silly tart referred to me as keeneow (Stingy/Tight with money) to her colleagues, with a smile on my face i left.
Would i go back........NO, does anything reported on this board about that place ring true........NO....having said that, surroundings aside, my bad experience was with an individual, not an establishment. YMMV.
I went to one of the Sabai soapy places, on 2nd road nr the entrance to soi 2(?).
Wow, this was my first FB experience in Pattaya, i've had 100's (maybe 1,000's!) all over Thailand, but this took the biscuit. As we entered and sat down the 30 or so girls in the bowl were ALL waving at us, mouthing hello, pointing to us and them, making hand signals about what we could do together, smiling, happy, they were selling themselves all out, it was great, not like a BKK FB where at the most you may get an eye or a sneaky smile, these girls were working the bowl....excellent.
I picked one, name and number irrelevant, theres loads of nice ones there. bill was 1,900 Baht, that included my San Mig Light, papa asked for the 100 baht as a tip, i said you only get a tip if its good, he laughed, as did the girl and i was handed my 100 baht. Up to the room, very small, small double bed, standard bath and an area for the blow up mattress..the aircon barely worked and the room was dark, again giving it a dirty feel. Its' been a while since i've had the full soapy slip and slide so i was looking forward to it.
It turned out my girl was totally off her trolley, couldn't stop talking, wanted to know everything about me, family, work etc etc, it was driving me nuts, i fed her a fantasy scenario and she calmed down and decided to tell me about her 4 sponsors, one of whom lives with her but was in Phuket on business, so she had decided to work whilst he was away...no it wasn't one of them, she freelly admitted having worked here for 2yrs already, but quit for this guy a year ago !
There was no foreplay or warm up, despite my efforts to start some, she kept telling me, "first soapy, then bath, then happy" hmmm, great. Soapy was nice, suds and water was warm, slide was nice, kept feeling her pussies 6 o'clock shadow rubbing on me....no sexual stuff here though. Then into the bath, cleaned the suds off, then onto the bed, gave a bad BBBJ for all of 3 seconds, then slipped a condom on to provide a bad CBJ for about 1 minute before sliding on top of me, she wasn;t very tight, but no too loose either so we went at it, she took my hands to her breasts and forced me to squeeze very hard, much harder than i would normally and as i did she let out groans, i continued with this...but it felt fake (surprise!). she rode away for a while until she ran out of steam and rolled off and held her legs in the air, i clambered clumsily on top (as someone of my build and age would) and proceeded to bash her inner most regions with my cock, this became tiresome, i can;t remember why, but i asked her to roll over and took her doggy style, she made a lot of noise with each thrust and it was good enough to get me off. The second after i came she whipped me out the back, a dashed for the shower cleaning herself and leaving me to tend to the condom and left overs ! it was then a quick shower and get dresses, very rushed at the end. After we were dresses she said to me "not 100 baht tip for me right?" i agreed with her, and gave her 200 baht, she faked a smile and waied.
I never tipped papa, firstly he didn't recomend her and secondly she wasn't very good, i only tipped the girl as it was my first time here, i didn't know if i would be returning and i didn't want to cause any scene.
Would i go back...YES....different girl though.