[QUOTE=Finvada]You are right Justsumfun.
Everyone has his image of "top" girls...
[/QUOTE]Yep, well-said JSF.
Huh?
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[QUOTE=Finvada]You are right Justsumfun.
Everyone has his image of "top" girls...
[/QUOTE]Yep, well-said JSF.
Huh?
[QUOTE=Piper1]Yep, well-said JSF.
Huh?[/QUOTE]
Parden his French. ;)
It is certain that trying to ensure a visa for an eye scanned lady would get you into serious questioning. I personally have been in this situation. The only choice is to visit her in her country.
During my five years visit/stay in Dubai, I found out that Chinese MP's are most practical when all resources are not at their upper limits (time, money, hotel, etc...).
Occasionally gems could be found there, and they would appreciate two things: Being clean, and a big d--k is welcomed.
[quote=Big Bob II]Sad to hear that TGIT is closed for now. If anyone has any advice on new options for afternoon delights, I'm all ears.[/quote]You'll need more than ears to make use of it, but Jockey's now has an afternoon contingent. Don't know what time they start to arrive, but at 4pm last week, some already in residence. Quality can vary widely.
Had a scheduled assignation with Miss High School Sweatheart this afternoon.
Following are sms's from my mobile:
1:30pm: "Darling, so sorry. Cannot see you today. Have cold and headache."
[i]Translation: scored big time last night with one of those Gitex tourists, still at his hotel. High hopes he'll take the option for tonight. BIG money.[/i]
3:00pm: "Darling, are you busy? If you have time, I want see you."
[i]Translation: Although we slept in late, and had a 'nooner', he didn't take tonight's option, so I do have time...[/i]
Either that, or China has discovered a cure for the common cold.
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Miss HSS was saying a gf had been pulled by a punter from a club last night. Because of the increased LE scrutiny, before leaving the club, she had told him she was going to take a separate taxi and would meet him at his hotel. Good thing. As she was getting in the taxi [u]alone[/u], 4 guys suddenly appeared, all dressed as Indians (to blend in with the masses), produced CID ID, and asked for her papers. They were in order and she was let go. However, the thinking is, if she was getting in a taxi with an [i]unrelated[/i] male, the outcome might have been different.
[QUOTE=11Bravo]Miss HSS was saying a gf had been pulled by a punter from a club last night. [/QUOTE]
Did she say which club out of interest?
Also, did you reply to HSS "Sorry - do not want to catch a cold right now?" or did you go soft?
[QUOTE=11Bravo]Miss HSS was saying a gf had been pulled by a punter from a club last night. Because of the increased LE scrutiny, before leaving the club, she had told him she was going to take a separate taxi and would meet him at his hotel. Good thing. As she was getting in the taxi [u]alone[/u], 4 guys suddenly appeared, all dressed as Indians (to blend in with the masses), produced CID ID, and asked for her papers. They were in order and she was let go. However, the thinking is, if she was getting in a taxi with an [i]unrelated[/i] male, the outcome might have been different.[/QUOTE]
A friend of mine had a very sticky experience leaving the Regal a few nights ago. He was there in the downstairs sports bar with his wife, they had a long drinking session and left at about 0130hrs. As regulars will know you leave the fairly respectable sports bar via the main doors – same as you would if you were leaving Rockafellas.
As they went to get in a taxi CID in local dress stopped them and demanded papers. She has a full resident visa, driving license medical card etc etc. Even so they were held up for about 5 minutes.
I seem to recall LE action is always increased during Gittex and the other big conferences but this seems a little OTT.
[QUOTE=Mike De H]Did she say which club out of interest?
Also, did you reply to HSS "Sorry - do not want to catch a cold right now?" or did you go soft?[/QUOTE][list][*]Believe it was the Premiere, but it could have been Cyclone.
[*]Soft after a couple of hours. Of course, [b][u]I[/u][/b] woke up this morning with a headache and sore throat...[/list]So maybe the Chinese have developed germ warfare...
[QUOTE=My Kapitan]I seem to recall LE action is always increased during Gittex and the other big conferences but this seems a little OTT.[/QUOTE]As Sporadic said, opinion is it's in reaction to a negative rating in a human rights report. You know how "they" are when any unfavorable mention is made in the world press...
[QUOTE=Sporadic]Shiny shoes are a virtue young one![/QUOTE]I forgot about the force Obi-Wan.
"You don't need to see her underwear.
These aren't the girls your'e looking for.
You can go about your business."
"Who do you think you are waving your hands around like some kind of Jedi, I am PRC/CIS, mind games don't work on me, only moneyyyyyy".
Here is our plan of attack for the 7's weekend. It is copywrited so no purgery please.
1. Wednesday night/Thursday morning arrival:
No brainer. Cyclone - A lister - hotel - hold your hands up in the air and party hearty like you just don't care etc.
2. Thursday - Irish Village around 11 for breakfast - Rugby 7's - soak up some rays - head off about 4-ish before the crowds?
THEN, ho !, we have options
Victory Pub – Admiral Plaza, Bur Dubai (4pm +)
TGIT – Astoria Hotel, Bur Dubai (6pm +) if its open by then
for a possible ST'mer
then either keep going, or more likely back to Hotel at around 6 ish for a power nap, shower and out at 8.30 for a stylish start followed by a seedy finish...
EITHER
Sushi Sushi – outdoor restaurant at the Irish Village Diera (V close Avari, next to Creek golf club) , then cocktails at Traiteur Bar, Park Hyatt Hotel, Diera "If Dubai had a design award, Traiteur would win top prize for being the best-looking bar in the city. It’s simply stunning to look at with its beautifully crafted (and for once, immensely comfortable) bar stools and modern art pieces."
OR
Sushi in Emirates Towers, Shk Zaid Road, then cocktails in Bar Dada – Ibis Hotel, Shk Zaid Rd ( for the mature night clubber looking for an intelligent surrounding so it says in Time Out, somewhere new anyway)
THEN
Jockeys , Panorama Hotel, Bur Dubai (just over the Creek)– (7pm – 10.30 pm) and or York (probably not worth it anymore) or Imperial Suites, all within walking distance
or
Rattlesnake – Metropolitan Hotel, Shk Zaid Rd,
for the double Chinese takeaway
3. Friday
Sod the rugby, hotel pool, then Burj-al-Arab for a high-altitude brunch (got to do it once) then Wild Wadi water park for bikini action, lounging and tanning.
Back to hotel about 5 ish, power nap, out for 8ish, then Koubba – Madinat Jumeira Beach - supposed to be a stunning bar with lovely views for a few cocktails and a bite to eat "Outdoor drinking venues don’t get more stylish than this. Perched on the swankiest corner of the Madinat, Koubba’s jaw-flooring views across the Gulf are worth the trip alone. Surprisingly it’s a bar that remains relatively unknown to a lot of locals, which at least ensures a relaxed, unhurried ambience that’s less pints and pork scratchings and more champagne cocktails and crudités. Try the fabulous espresso martini for the finest pick-me up your dirhams can buy"
then
El Paso – Dubai Marine Beach Resort - Jumeira, just up the road, Tex Mex Bar mixture of p4p and girls who just wanna have fu-un.. "A Tex-Mex bar with big food and a lively crowd"
then the serious Russian A-lister action at
Rockefellers – Regal Plaza (on the way to, so and/or)
Premiere – Hyatt Regency (supposed to equal the Cyclone for quality, and probably prices).
Then back to Blighty in time for tea and medals and a full FR for you chaps.
I think that about covers it all.
Can't wait.
Was thinking about setting up my own tour company, e-p4p-bookers, do you tink it would catch on?
Slugger,
Don´t you want to try the Russian Sushi, imported from London? ;)
After an overnight flight from Europe, I landed in Dubai at 10am Monday, and after what seemed like an hour in traffic, finally arrived at the Sheraton Four Points in the Golden Triangle. Excellent hotel and location, but the price was absolutely ridiculous. They charged 990AED compared to their usual rate of 500, thanks to Gitex. But the room was large, big comfy bed and huge shower/tub that my girls made use of! Even though I arrived well before the 3pm check-in time, they had a room available for me already.
Took a quick nap and then walked to Astoria Hotel for lunch at TGIT. About two dozen girls, most of which were annoying Chinese girls. And those of you who know me know that I am a CIS man all the way. And wouldn't you know it, the ugliest, snaggle-tooth, haggard woman who looked like an alien from the Star Wars cantina scene (to stay on the Star Wars topic) hung on to me like fly on shit. She parked her bum in my booth and watched me eat, even after I repeatedly told her I was not interested. I gathered my check and walked to the back bar.
While I was there enjoying my Heinken, a petite brunette got my attention and had a nice conversation on our mutual disdain for touchy/grabby PRC girls, and her dislike of "cheap" Arab men. I also got the low-down on last week's raid at TGIT. It turns out that too many of the Chinese girls were hanging around the outside entrance and the inside hallway next to the Astoria check-in desk, causing a scene and bringing unwanted attention. She said the restaurant was closed early one day but it did not close down completely, but when it reopened the next day, police were checking papers. She said there was a raid at Cyclone a few weeks ago as well.
Anyway this girl's name was Layla. "Like the Eric Clapton song," she said helpfully. I had such a nice conversation with her that I decided to take her, even though she's not my usual cup of tea. She was Turkish, older about 30 years old, long brown hair and petite, quite cute, 7/10. She charged 300 for short-time. The moment we got inside the hotel, she turned into a wild woman and demanded I go down on her. I spent about 30 minutes licking her bald cooter until she she orgasmed, all the while yelling, "Yes, my love! Yes my love!" Finished with cowgirl. Sadly she wold not let me take photos but I do have her number. Highly recommended, especially if you are a DATY fan.
Took another nap and had dinner at the Viceroy, a fine British pub at the Sheraton. I thought about trying an in-call CIS place using a number kindly shared by a fellow monger. But the guy on the other end of the line demanded to meet me in a back alley of a grocery store and said I would be met by two of his "friends" to take me to a "secret" location. The whole situation sounded too dodgy so I bagged it.
About 9pm I walked over to the Regal Plaza to Rockafellas. It was completely dead except for three other guys and a band starring two russian blonde hotties and one chubby brunette. They were quite good but I was so bored I went over the York at 10pm. Was shocked to find the York packed. I've never been a big fan of the York and now I remember why. Pushy PRC and Africans. The makeup was about 2-1 guys/girls, of which the girls were 45% Chinese, 45% Eithiopian and 5% rude surly Russian girls. I was immediately smitten for one tall Russian girl who spoke not a word of English. Her chubby friend translated but the girl insisted on being paid on the spot. Same scene with two other girls I tried. One was so rude, she turned around and walked away as soon as I suggested paying at the hotel. But I figured if she had that kind of attitude, I would not want her in my room anyway.
About midnight decided to make another visit to Rockafellas. Suddenly the place was packed, mostly with Russian & CIS girls, including a few 8s and 9s. Now this was more like it! But once again I encountered the snobby Russian attitude. One 9-plus girl I approached looked at me as if I had just asked her to go bugger her dog before she said "I'm busy" and walked away. I was now getting depressed, and desperate.
But then I saw her....one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen in my life. She looked like the supermodel Gemma Ward: Tall beautiful, long straight blonde hair, thin figure but firm boobs, good English and great personality. Extremely beautiful women scare the shit out for some reason, so I watched from afar as she sat with a group of other girls, and one guy after another was shot down. I had to find out why. So after a little bit of help from some more beer, I gathered the nerve to go talk to her. We made some chit-chat and I made her smile. Then I asked her if she was working, she answered, "Yes maybe but I must tell you my love, I am VERY expensive. 1,500 Dirhams for all night, or 1,000 for three hours." She absolutely refused to budge on her price. I wanted her. BAD! Price was no longer an issue; life is too short to spend it on ugly girls! But it was now 1am and I had to be up at 4am the next morning for an early flight to an undisclosed country and it would have been a waste. So we chatted some more and she said, "next time call me at 5pm and I will come to your hotel and stay all night." She gave me her name (Roxy) and her number and I promised to call her when I get back into town. I'm counting down the days!
But I didn't want to go to bed without at least one quickie. So I went back to York and immediately was overrun by Africans and grabby Chinese. It was now almost 2am and by now the beer goggles and desparation had taken full effect. Despite my disdain for pushy PRC, I settled on TWO Chinese girls. One was 6/10, the other was 5/10. Price: 800 for two, all night. They refused to do any girl/girl action (though they had promised at the York), but we still had a fun time shagging in a threesome twist of bodies. But then when we were finished, the girls kept trying to get more money out of me, claiming I had promised them an extra 100 each. At that point, I was tired, had to be up in soon and I was just sick of their bullshit, so I threw them out after just two hours. Their names are Helen and Zhen Zhen. Stay away from them, especially Zhen Zhen because she gives toothy blowjobs. Photos of Helen on the photo forum.
[QUOTE=Big Bob II] I was immediately smitten for one tall Russian girl who spoke not a word of English. Her chubby friend translated but the girl insisted on being paid on the spot. Same scene with two other girls I tried. One was so rude, she turned around and walked away as soon as I suggested paying at the hotel. But I figured if she had that kind of attitude, I would not want her in my room anyway.
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Hmm, yes, this woman is really annoying. Her girls are thieves too, and her photo is on the photo thread somewhere.
You were right to avoid.
Great report BB. Glad to see you putting your time to good use.
Mike I thought you were "so out of touch". I am refering to premier?
Yikers. Strange times in Dubai last night.
Cyclone:
5 of the 6 girls I talked to were Romanians, never encountered them there before. ALways been Russians.
All the girls were asking for a non-negotiable 1500 LT. WTF eh? Please tell me this will go away once GITEX ends? My friend and I both passed on any action as the attitudes were just horrible!
TGIT:
Apparently back open, heard from some girls I know that work there.
Rockafellas:
Pretty crowded, nice seletion of girls. Bloody horrible music.
Picked up Deana, a cute little Kazakh with a good attitude. She insisted we take a cab back to Sheraton Four Points, all of two blocks. Apparently very afraid of LE and mentioned it has stopped her from going to Cyclone. No BBBJ but a good energetic (and loud) screw. 800 LT
Sheraton Four Points:
The night security guy stopped the girl and I as we were walking in and wanted to get a copy of her passport. I was a bit peaved from some other things that had gone on during the night and pretty forcefully said that the reason I stay there is that there aren't any girl hassles. He let us go on. Still, I was really suprised to get stopped at the four points.