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Medellin long term Spanish-speaking monger report (prelude)
As the title sugests, this is mainly a report from the eyes of a long-term monger who can communicate confidently in spanish and is mongering for more than a month in medellin!
In this report I'll focus primarily on how it's possible to monger and have ton of fun and not break the bank doing pros. Including long term accommodations around 500 lucas a month "luca=1000 pesos" .
I've traveled to many countries including Transnistria, Cuba, Kenya. . etc and I can say from empirical evidence that the longer I stay in the country the more I enjoyed being with the girls and so I've been around 9 month on agregarte in medellin and loved every moment.
I'm not big on luxury and showing off and partying and clubbing and drinking and don't care much for the Poblado crowd. I have a decent income that allows me to live comfortably in El Poblado IF I need to and I already lived there in three different apartments my 1st 2 trips.
Been coming to Medellin since 2009, communicate fluently in espanol and have a good sense of where and when not to be!
If you have some kind of a pension (VA, ss) or contractual work that allows you at least 2 months free time or you can work from home and you want to enjoy a mongerer lifestyle without breaking the bank. THEN THIS REPORT IS PRIMARILY FOR YOU.
EVERYTHING I do or mention in the report is done in EL CENTRO! EVERYTHING!
And my last point: Instead of thinking why one can and why I can't. . or its because he is like this or that and I'm different or can't. Etc. . I'll just quote you CT Fletcher's 2nd commandment "Try it you son of a bi! At £, try it for your fucking self, then that is the only way, the only fucking way to know if you can or can't do something. I gave it a fucking try that's how I know".
An actual report 5/30 - 6/2
To balance out all the non-reports on this report thread, I'm adding this:
Hotel. Stayed at Hotel Torre Poblado Apartasuites (Cra. 42, #9-28). It is block or so from Parque Lleras. Ok to bring the ladies back to hotel & no fee if there for less than an hour ($15 fee if over an hour). About $70 USA Per night.
First day was a Monday, we went to Energy. Only to find it closed. It was mid afternoon so it should have been open. I found out later that day was a religious holiday (May 30th). We went back the next day (see below). With the Monday being a holiday, we checked out Mayorista area which I had never been to. It is basically calle 85. We walked around there a bit, seeing mostly too young without cedulas. It didn't feel unsafe at all. It was early evening with families walking about. Eventually I found an of age woman, average looks but great ass, and took her back for 70 k.
Next day we went to Loutron, way up in the hills, determined to find the hottest of the hot. The place itself is a fascinating mansion, but the ladies. Well. They each came out and showed their silicone implant butts to us, with full attitude. Honestly, there were not any ladies hotter than what I would find at Energy, or Fase Dos. Still my buddy selected one but was back down within ten minutes. He said she had a horrible attitude and didn't want to work. He simply wanted her to keep with the oral and she was lazy, kept saying to him in Spanish 'but you are limp' - he was like 'yeah, that's why I want you keep doing it! He was turned off completely by her and we left. Cost there is 230 k and I don't recommend it.
We left Loutron and retried Energy. It was open! My friend and I both had great experiences there, and vowed to return the next day. Plenty of choices (seemed like 15 ladies were paraded before us).
The next day, when we went back to Energy around 11 am, we could see cops, or maybe they were military? Positioned all outside the entrance and down on each street corner. One cop was up talking to the woman manager at the door. My friend and I just kept on walking. There were at least 10 of these cops involved in what appeared to only be targeting Energy. Not a good day for Energy we decided.
Lejano Oriente. I do not think this place exists any more? After the cop issue at Energy we went looking for this Lejano place in the maps. We went by both addresses noted 41 and 31, it was not there. So now it is mid afternoon and we just can't seem to get laid!
So, after 2 strike outs (Energy with cops, Lejano nonexistent), it was now late afternoon and we still hadn't gotten laid. I got us to the place called Luna Lunera. It looks more like a strip club, but there was no stripping going on. Instead it is just like the casas in that they parade the girls out. Only difference here is the pressure to buy. After the parade the girls all stand in front of you and wait for you to pick. They weren't any better than Energy ladies, but I picked a tall thin one. They kept asking who my friend wanted, but he didn't like any of them. We were thinking of leaving because of the heavy sales hassles and expensive beer, but I took the tall thin one back to a room there for 100 k (:30 minutes). Soon as we get in the room, there is a knock on our door. A woman has brought some canned drink, and I tell her no thanks I still have my beer. Both her and my girl say 'no it's for her' and that they would like another 15 k. I had my pants off and was thinking of just paying it, but it pissed me off enough that I was willing to put them back on and try to get my money back. Somehow I did convince the manager lady to give me back my 100 k. I led her to believe I wanted to relax and find a different girl. But as soon as she handed me back my money, we were gone.
So, there we were, three strikeouts that day and neither of us had found any action! We called it quits and went back to the hotel to rest up. That night I went to Fase Dos.
Fase Dos. This place was great. So worth it. I had been there on a previous trip but must've gotten there too early. I got there around 10:30 this time. There had to be at least 30 girls there, all of them were hot. Some hotter than others. There was a 10 k cover, can of beer was 16 k. I get in and I couldn't decide on which girl. I took an awesome friendly one and had a great 45 minutes for 180 k. There was a tall model quality girl walking around who I wish I had tried, but then again there had to be at least 5 or 6 that would be considered 9's by most guys' standards. This is the best place here, in my opinion. The rooms were back in this area where there are really nice cabanas with private bathrooms.
Our last day here and I plan to stop by Energy with our bags packed on the way out to the airport for a last session.