re: lisboa shark pit kicks ass
Hi all,
Went with a friend to Macau for a night. We tried Darling 1 Sauna, the one in the Jai Alai building.
Selection was ok. I heard that Thai and Viets give the best service but didn't see anything I liked, so I picked a large rack Dongbei girl. Very mechanical. She asked me how long does it usually take me to cum. I said I've been traveling the whole day so maybe I might not be able to finish. She said she'll make me cum in 15 minutes. After running through the script we did doggy. After I finished she looked at the clock and said "I told you you will finish within 15 minutes"
Went to Lisboa shark pit afterwards. All I can say is WOW! This is the type of lineup I'd like to see in China. I'm sure there are girls like that in the KTV's in China, but not in such concentration. My friend and I were just too tired, as it was the last leg of our tour.
Electic Massage/Hua Va – The low end of Macau
[QUOTE=Mattrick]Has anybody been to Hou Va sauna lately? It is mentioned in this thread over a year ago. Where is it located?
Thanks,
Mattrick[/QUOTE]Hua Va / Electic Massage (it’s actually one and the same establishment) in Rua de Ferreira do Amoral was described in the forum as a cheap sauna; however I found out today that even 380 bucks are far too much for what you get there. For anyone who seeks more than a dirty fuck-and-go-experience: Avoid this lowest-end establishment by all means!
I didn’t want to spend too much (mistake 1), and was looking for a relaxing massage experience with a happy ending, preferably with a Vietnamese girl. Somehow I assumed this should be available in a "Sauna". The mama-san did not understand one word of my English but said something like “massage ok”. 10-12 girls entered and I selected a young, petite and cute (mistake 2??) Vietnamese (Mei-Li, #647 or so) with medium-sized artificial breasts and also no English at all.
Up in the room we had an unspectacular joint shower, after which the girl immediately slammed lots of KY jelly between her legs and wanted to start to fuck. I tried to explain that I want a massage with a handjob and after a long discussion it became clear that she is basically only willing to do a fuck job. Finally she started to squeeze my back in a horrible way, so that I asked her to stop. Then she asked for the fuck again.
I realized that she had a basic attitude problem and that her interest was never to give me some nice 45 minutes but to get the thing over with as quickly as possible. This insight made me ask her to call the mama-san, who came up and loudly explained her (in Cantonese, the local mongers in the house must have had a big laugh) that or how she has to do the massage and handjob. I liked neither the lenghty discussions nor the pissed-off look on the girl’s face and asked for another girl. Obviously this was against the house rules. So I dressed again and asked for my money back.
Mama-san told me to sit in the entrance area and wait. While I sit, Mei-Li comes by and shouts “Fuck you” and other (Vietnamese?) words of love at me, which was kind of embarrassing because all other working girls were eagerly watching the whole scene out of their hang-out room. After a few minutes mama-san signaled me that the 45 minutes are now over anyways and that there will be no refund. Since I am not the type who wants to clear that in a fight with some heavy protection guys, I left.
So I saw the ugly side of the sex business today. Certainly the worst experience since I came to Asia 5 years ago. Sure, also my fault since I chose such a cheap place and I should have realized earlier that Electic Massage is a pure ***** house for hit-and-run intercourse. I think I’ll go less often and therefore for higher quality in future; hard to imagine that something like this could have happened in one of the Macau hotel spas. I wish there were more places like Akane (the Bangkok massage) all over Asia.