[QUOTE=bbond]You'll look real good with a camera stuck where the sun don't shine.[/QUOTE]
Just in case he doesn't comprehend that phrase, I will translate. It means he will stick it up your ass.
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[QUOTE=bbond]You'll look real good with a camera stuck where the sun don't shine.[/QUOTE]
Just in case he doesn't comprehend that phrase, I will translate. It means he will stick it up your ass.
[QUOTE=Pecker Will]
Here's to all you spiritual monters out there. Don't get me wrong, I am far, far from perfect - but I make it a conscious point to give more that I get.
Take care ....
PW[/QUOTE]Thanks having my back on that one PW. My posts show up 2 days late here cause I havn't payed yet. But I see someone gets my point.
I'm no sucker, but I believe you can give as well as take. That doesn't mean I'm gonna leave my wallet on the table in front of a SW. I know what they are and treat them as such. I'm not a big do gooder. But a little humanity when it can be injected into a situation like that can make for a much better scene for everyone involved.
[QUOTE=Mugroso]Just in case he doesn't comprehend that phrase, I will translate. It means he will stick it up your ass.[/QUOTE]
If a tongue is worth $100 to him, a camera's gotta fetch 2 or 3,no?
El Encanto’s new rule: No touching below the waist. No joke.
Went there Thursdays night, March 6.
Actually had a pretty good selection.
Paid $40.
First lady made it clear I wasn’t allowed grab/spread her butt or touch the outside of her pussy. Figured she must be uptight, so I asked for another lady, who followed the exact same rules.
(sigh)
So I tried to make the best of it doing missionary. After about 5-10 minutes she starts pointing at her watch for me to hurry up, plus she won’t do missionary anymore.
I get pissed & start putting on my clothes. She calls the manager over who glares at me & says something about “the law” (I’m Spanish challenged).
Avoid El Encanto unless you want to pay $40 for frustration.
[QUOTE=Coyote79]El Encanto’s new rule: No touching below the waist. No joke.
Went there Thursdays night, March 6.
Actually had a pretty good selection.
Paid $40.
First lady made it clear I wasn’t allowed grab/spread her butt or touch the outside of her pussy. Figured she must be uptight, so I asked for another lady, who followed the exact same rules.
(sigh)
So I tried to make the best of it doing missionary. After about 5-10 minutes she starts pointing at her watch for me to hurry up, plus she won’t do missionary anymore.
I get pissed & start putting on my clothes. She calls the manager over who glares at me & says something about “the law” (I’m Spanish challenged).
Avoid El Encanto unless you want to pay $40 for frustration.[/QUOTE]
That plain sucks. Any other places gone to the same approach?
I scheduled an overnight layer this Saturday in El Paso so I could see what Juarez has to offer. I've done a little research & know a little about it, but have just a few more questions.
1. Should I just take a taxi from the airport to the border, or should I rent a car for the day?
2. What's the best bang for your buck? MP, strip clubs, or the downtown bars? Price range for each?
3. Is it worth messing w/ the SW? I've heard to stay away from them.
Any help would be appreciated!
Thanks!
I have not posted for awhile but the post are getting better. What no tuchey tuchey any more. Damn 10. 4 sec romp and no touch. Oh well, back to the 2479 experance oof just me the quickey one TT
[QUOTE=bbond]That plain sucks. Any other places gone to the same approach?[/QUOTE]
Anyone been to Sirenas lately? Same policy?
Maybe they were targeted or, perhaps, one of the girls had a bad experience with a client that left her hurting and/or a little ripped up from nails or poor technique?
Could the manager's comment about "the law" meant strict house policy to a Spanish challenged client?
[QUOTE=Sabroso27]Has anyone been with Alexandra lately. [/QUOTE]
she was working Thursday. . .I was with her once--great service, but I'm just not that attracted to her. . .
[QUOTE=Willis67]I scheduled an overnight layer this Saturday in El Paso so I could see what Juarez has to offer. I've done a little research & know a little about it, but have just a few more questions.
1. Should I just take a taxi from the airport to the border, or should I rent a car for the day?
2. What's the best bang for your buck? MP, strip clubs, or the downtown bars? Price range for each?
3. Is it worth messing w/ the SW? I've heard to stay away from them.
Any help would be appreciated!
Thanks![/QUOTE]
1. That is really up to you. Whatever you feel is the most convenient in consideration to where you will spend the night and how much hassle you want to deal with waiting/paying for a ride.
2. MPs are mostly 40USD for the hour usually with a 20 dollar upsell and in the clubs expect to pay 50 to 70 for the half hour. Don't pay anymore than that. Everyone has their MP/bar preferences, I like both. If you have the opportunity try to experience both.
3. I always recommend stay away from the SWs for various reasons but other guys like them.
Happy Hunting
Mugroso
[QUOTE=Willis67]I scheduled an overnight layer this Saturday in El Paso so I could see what Juarez has to offer. I've done a little research & know a little about it, but have just a few more questions.
1. Should I just take a taxi from the airport to the border, or should I rent a car for the day?
2. What's the best bang for your buck? MP, strip clubs, or the downtown bars? Price range for each?
3. Is it worth messing w/ the SW? I've heard to stay away from them.
Any help would be appreciated!
Thanks![/QUOTE]
concur with Mugroso's advice. . .
if you don't know you're way around, you might just want to have one of the cabbies on the Juarez side of the bridge take you to the Pink Lady. . .don't worry about finding them, as soon as you cross the Santa Fe bridge they'll ponce on you.
BTW cabbies taking you places costs 2-3 times as much than if you know where you want to go, but at least then you won't have to rent a car.
Anyone been there lately?
Has it improved at all?
Such a shame a MP like that right next to the bridge went to hell. . .I miss the old days so much when Marlana (sp) used to work there. . .dam she could rock my world. . .
[QUOTE=Willis67] Should I just take a taxi from the airport to the border, or should I rent a car for the day?
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I would take bus 50 going down Montana to downtown, walk across the Santa Fe bridge, and then take a cab on the Juarez side.
Taking a cab across the bridge is pricey--you have to pay for both the driver's time & his bridge fees ($7?)
BTW you'll need lots of coins (bridge fees), a passport or driver license, & maybe $200 in small bills.
I also like the idea of taking Taxi's to places like the Pink Lady (most other places are easy enough to walk to and find - at least for me).
Problem is, at least for me, on the walk there you will most likely encounter someone who wants to 'help' you get there - and they expect their fee just like the cabbies. On one occasion, I told the walking guy, "Hey, I'll pay you extra, but then just leave - I don't want to pay the extra fee". Surprise, Surprise - they accept. I personally like the walkers because they know where you are going and I somehow feel 'protected'.
Problem is the guy stuck around and then left after 10 minutes. When I finally did order a lady, it was clear the extra fee was added. I talked to the head-madam (or whatever you call her) and she agreed to take the fee out - given that if I saw the walking guy on the street I'd tell him I didn't get any girl... FYI I negotiated $50, then they stick you with the $5 condom fee. Got him down from $60.
Another time I took a taxi to the Pink Lady with the same agreement. Keep in mind I paid this guy extra (just $5). When he dropped me off I watched to make sure he'd leave. He wouldn't leave!!! I had to argue with the guy for a couple of minutes then finally he sulked away and left.
I don't read this board enough to know if this angle has been talked about. The above experiences happened several months ago. I'd suggest using this tactic. Just say, hey - I'll pay you $15 to take me to the pink lady - don't get a fee (if you think the ride would be $10). Or say to the walking guy, I'll give you $7 if you take me - just leave with no fee. Even with broken spanish they'll understand (like my spanish). But it certainly saves you the extra $40 you would normally pay. And if you get two pops - maybe $80! Just make sure they leave!
Junkyard
[QUOTE=Junkyard]
Problem is, at least for me, on the walk there you will most likely encounter someone who wants to 'help' you get there - and they expect their fee just like the cabbies.
Problem is the guy stuck around and then left after 10 minutes. When I finally did order a lady, it was clear the extra fee was added. I talked to the head-madam (or whatever you call her) and she agreed to take the fee out - given that if I saw the walking guy on the street I'd tell him I didn't get any girl... FYI I negotiated $50, then they stick you with the $5 condom fee. Got him down from $60.
Another time I took a taxi to the Pink Lady with the same agreement. Keep in mind I paid this guy extra (just $5). When he dropped me off I watched to make sure he'd leave. He wouldn't leave!!! I had to argue with the guy for a couple of minutes then finally he sulked away and left.
I don't read this board enough to know if this angle has been talked about. The above experiences happened several months ago. I'd suggest using this tactic. Just say, hey - I'll pay you $15 to take me to the pink lady - don't get a fee (if you think the ride would be $10). Or say to the walking guy, I'll give you $7 if you take me - just leave with no fee. Even with broken spanish they'll understand (like my spanish). But it certainly saves you the extra $40 you would normally pay. And if you get two pops - maybe $80! Just make sure they leave!
Junkyard[/QUOTE]
I had one of those fuckers actually get in the cab with me, followed to the place, waited to for me to finish, then walked about a mile with me as I was trying to get home.
When I complained to Border Cab about the driver leting scammer guy into my cab & the extra fee I had to pay because of him, the supervisor just said it was my fault for paying the fee.
How could I explain it to the MP? The scammer guy is the only one who spoke English.