Massages in Los Algodonas
Yes, there are massage parlors in the pueblo. But all you get is a massage!
What I almost got, for free...
Speaking of Lupita, one Sunday Lupita showed up at my door with her stepsister, Anita. Anita was an absolute knockout, age 42, big breasts, tiny ass, gorgeous face and great hair. She was from Cuidad Juarez and was looking for a husband.
As I had a Thai wife, I wasn't ready for this frontal attack, even when she got rid of Lupita and showed up again dressed to the nines. God, she was ready for some action! I had to tell her I didn't have much dinero and sent her on her way.
If I had known that my Thai wife was more interested in her family than me, I would have taken Anita, fucked her stupid and kept her. But now I am in PR, I can fuck all the pussy I can get. Which reminds me, Sandra at Walgreens is still available, no boyfiends. But I think she has the Virgin Mary complex.
Christmas and New Years in Algodones
It is a crap shoot this time of year. The girls who can afford to take the time off will travel to their home for family holiday (this is very important throughout Latin American). You will find some stray girls stuck in Algodones. But of course they will not be the hotties. Best strategy is get yourself a hotel room for the night and rent a girl to stay with you. Offer no more than $60 as you are doing them a favor. The girls at the Green Door are not allowed to leave that hotel after hours. Hawaii is your best bet amigos.
Happy hunting. Gran Jefe (Yuma, AZ)
Decorations in the Green Door
It may interest you visitors to the Green Door where they obtain their decorations. Well one of them came from Estados Unidos, thanks to our friends in Homeland Security. The Border Patrol in their efforts to keep the wetbacks on their side of the fence (What fence?) put up flexible markers along the border just across the road from my house.
Naturally I went to look. These wavy little markers had "Stop, you are illegally crossing an international border." Spanish on one side facing Mexico, English on the side facing Estados Unidos. Amazing! That's going to stop a thrifty, hardworking Mexican from crossing the border?
I did what every red-blooded Mexican would have done. I hefted one out of the ground (being on the Mexican side of the border) and took it home. I couldn't take it to Cambodia with me so I carefully wrapped it in a plastic bag and rode down the the Green Door on my bike.
Inside was our amigo, Amerigo, with his electric drill putting up this and that. I handed it to him and he immediately screwed it to the upright post across the bar. There it is today, I hope.
Now if you think I committed a federal crime, consider that I was on Mexican soil when the sign disappeared. Mexicans don't care about U.S. federal laws as long as it doesn't bother the inflow of dinero. So there it is...
Will the clubs be open December 24?
Thinking of stopping by on December 24. Will any of the clubs be open during the afternoon? I hear the border crossing back into the US can take several hours during the winter. Any thoughts?