Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
I'd like to start this report by thanking Clitherall and his friends for a very fun weekend. What a great group of guys to hang out with.
I get a lot of emails about Cuba travel from guys interested in going to Havana. While almost all of them are sincere, only a portion ever make the trip. But I love turning people onto Havana.
Clitherall emailed me in April or May about a trip to Havana in October. I told him to hit me up closer to. So he followed up in August. We confirmed and were able to book flights and housing. I was impressed with the work and research he put into arranging a nice weekend for he and his friends.
Clitherall and his friends arrived a few hours earlier than me from Cancun and checked into their house. I arrived later that night via San Jose.
3 photos
Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
It's nice to go to a place where everybody knows your name.
Upon arrival, I went over to casa Pakita to meet up with the guys. I was greeted by Clitherall and a guy we'll call the Greek.
We tried to hit La Cecelia, but it's only a weekend spot. So we made our way to Salon Rojo. There was plenty of talent and we began an extensive interview process. Clitherall was able to find a suitable companion while the Greek and I did a few laps in search of his entertainment for the night.
We happened upon a petit blonde from Las Tunas with a smoking body. She wanted 100cuc and wouldn't budge from her position at first. So we did a few laps. In the process, I ran into quite a few ladies I was aquainted with that insisted I take them. When I told them I didn't plan on pulling that evening, they immediately insisted I get my friend to take them. While it's nice to be recognized. It became just a little counterproductive in finding arrangements for others.
After a few laps, we were able to soften blondie up a little and get her down to 70cuc.
We were off.
The Greek was the big winner this night. His little blonde did him right. While I didn't take anything this particular night out of exhaustion. I'm happy to give high marks for blondie.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
1 photos
Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
This site is more geared towards discussion than reporting.
Here's another pic of blondie
1 photos
Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
I woke up on the second day and walked over to the guys house. We hung out by the pool for a while and Clitherall asked me to make some calls and have some talent delivered. I ran through my phone numbers and called over some girls that I knew could deliver value to our investments. Oddly enough, most of the girls thought I was calling them over for me. When they arrived, I explained that we were the Hermanos Leche and we were in the spirit of sharing this afternoon.
Yaya, Yoli, and Maria came over. The Greek was interested in an encore with Yaya, and Clitherall took a liking to Maria. Leaving me with Yoli to keep me company.
Yoli has a body that warrants repeat praise. A great body with an awesome natural rack. Not to mention exceptional skills in the sack. I'd have to say for a modest investment of 50cuc, Yoli gave me an outstanding return on my money.
Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
After some sight seeing and our afternoon entertainment, we all went to dinner and headed over to La Cecelia. On weekends, La Cecelia can't be beat. It's simply the best place you can possibly end up.
We arrived just after midnight and the place was going, but it had not yet filled up. The guys were pleased with the talent available and we sat down at a table and started the interview process.
Everyone was able to either find what they were looking for, or decide to pass on the night. I still find it strange hanging out with non-mongers at a mongering venue.
I had decided on a blonde with a cute body. We worked out terms and we were all off in our separate taxis.
Once my girl arrived, she came in and instead of following me to the bedroom, she took a seat on the living room sofa. It's not the strangest thing I've seen Cuban girls do, so I took a seat next to her and put my arm around her. She removed my arm and asked to be paid first. My internal alarms started to go off, but I decided I'd let it play out and see if I could salvage this one.
I explained that I had no problem paying her, but only after our agreement was concluded. I took her hand and tried to lead her to the bedroom, she stood fast and insisted I pay her immediately. Again, I tried to appease her, but I began to sense that she wanted the money, AND she wanted to leave.
I tried to lean over and kiss her, and she put her hand over my mouth. Saying she didn't like this work and she wasn't going to stay. Essentially throwing cold water on any chances of me getting lucky tonight.
Then came the words that almost made me laugh. "Give me my money so I can go". Shocked, I asked her point blank "You do know why I brought you here, don't you"? I explained to her that until I'd fucked her, it was MY money. An idea I had written off.
She then said she would take the issue up with the owner of the casa. As she got up, I blocked the way into the hall. She said something I didn't understand and stormed out of my apartment. Slamming the doors on the way out.
Once she had gone, I picked up my phone and called another girl over. It was 3am at this point, so I realized if I was to get laid tonight, I'd better hurry.
Yamila answered and came over withing 30 minutes. While I was waiting for her to arrive, I noticed the blonde had left her cell phone on the coffee table. I figured she'd come back the next day to claim it. I was wrong.
Once Yamila arrived, we came in and got comfortable. She then got a call from her taxi driver saying that a girl was with him outside and wanted to talk to her. After a minute, she hung up and asked me what happened. I explained blow by blow, and Yamila just shrugged and started to get undressed. Until we both realized neither of us had a condom. As I was willing to continue, she wasn't. So she got dressed and ready to go. She asked me if I wanted her to take the girls cell phone down to her. I said yes and resigned myself to a cold shower.
I went out to the terrace to smoke a cigar. I heard the girls talking on the street, then heard the taxi drive off, and the sound of heels clicking down the street. I finished my cigar, shook my head, and called it a night.
The next day, I woke up and walked over to the guys' house to hit the pool and relax. As I entered the house, I saw the blonde and a friend sitting in the living room.
What first went through my head was what the fuck she was doing there, how these broads connected me to this house. Then I wanted to know why security had given them entrance. As I had just woken up and not had my coffee yet, I was in no mood to have a diplomatic conversation.
Apparently, Yamila never gave her the phone the night before. Cell phones are expensive and hard to come by in Cuba, I'm assuming Yamila couldn't part with the I'll gotten gain and didn't turn it over. Leaving her to believe that I still had it.
Considering all the bullshit she tried to pull the night before, the idea of wasting my time chasing this issue down was at best unappealing to me. That the house had allowed her to come in and wake everyone up with her fucking drama really started to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] me off.
I grabbed the house lady and pulled her aside. I explained to her that part of why people pay so much for this house was that they keep the riff-raff out of the house so the guests that I'd referred to them could relax. That if these crazy broads had any business to discuss, it was with me and my casa. Not this one. "But she said XYZ", she responded. I then suggested since these girls were clearly more important than we were, perhaps she should have them pay the tab for the weekend and they could stay. And I could look for a more peaceful house for my friends to stay at.
At some point, the guys left to lunch, I left to my house and the girls followed shortly afterward. At my casa, they came upon less sympathetic ears. After hearing the ruckus, I came down and suggested they either call the police, or get lost. And that if they were still there in five minutes, I would call the police. They said a few things and stormed off.
I think the blonde must have taken lessons from an American stripper.
I can't apologize enough to Clitherall and the guys for letting this crap disrupt what was a pretty good start to the weekend.
[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
8 photos
Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
After a nap, I decided I wanted to call the girl Jetzun had last month. I'd ran into her the night before at Cecilia and taken her number.
Dayanna is a pretty Mulatta with a rediculous body. She came over and rocked me. I tried taking pictures that would reflect just how rediculously hot she is, to no avail. Dayanna made all the stress from the previous 12 hours go away and left me with a much more pleasant outlook on life.
3 photos
Jonesie in Havana - Just another Drama free weekend
When I woke up on Day 4, the guys had the house make lobster and eggs. Only the house put 4 massive lobster tails, and maybe 3 eggs. Overwhelming the plate with lobster. Kind of a quality problem, but a bit much.
I took the guys out for some more sight seeing and then to lunch. I called a few ladies over during lunch. Clitherall wanted the Lauren again, and I decided to call Dayanna over to see if any of the guys wanted her services. Lauren brought a pretty friend to the restaurant and Dayanna showed up as we were waiting for the check. The guys decided to pass on Dayanna, but I didn't. But. I had to leave for the airport in an hour and I hadn't even packed yet.
So we got into a cab and hurried to the casa. Clothes flew off and a fast passionate quickie ensued. I raced off to the airport with a smile on my face and can't wait for my next trip with Infanticide next month.