PVR report, July 2007: Daytime action
I'm wrapping up a 1-week trip to PVR, and thought it may be beneficial to other people to distill the information that I've gathered and processed here.
Daytime Action:
This was where things required a lot of work. I was aiming to do 2/day. I'd tool around town or beach during the day but I'd want some action mid-afternoon (or even early AM). I called Juliette's massage at around 3pm when I first got down here (224-0339) - when I asked for someone quien habla ingles, I was directed to a lady whose english was barely adequate for this kind of transaction. I asked for someone who's younger figuring I'd cut down on the chance of landing a gordita - she said the youngest they had at the time was 25 - she was in my place in 45 minutes. Her looks were major f'd up. She had a big tummy going that hung down along wiht her breasts in doggy style, a big C-section scar. Her teeth were yellow. Her face was not too bad (6) but had plenty evidence of ravages of time. She did have a tongue ring and gave a very good cbj with great tongue action. 1800p for 1hr or so and gave her a cab ride. BTW, bring your own condoms as these mexican condoms are very thick.
I was walking around the marina one day and these touts approached me about selling me anything, including a chica. I didn't have much going on that day so I got suckered in talking to the "dealer" who also sold tour tix etc. Again, I asked for someone younger, he said he knew a girl who's like 27 w/ a great bod, I said OK. 500p payed to the dealer (who's there all the time) and another 1000p to the girl. She had a card - "Massage Katy 24 hrs. 044 322 205 4604" Again, she was at least in her early 30's w/ face with plenty of crow feet and with absolutely no vibrancy but did have a decent body, floppy tits notwithstanding. Wasn't bad performance, I was able to pop.
Basic lesson from above 2 experiences: it's such a gamble to pick a girl without seeing them yourself I was basically 0 for 2 (hard enough with pics off of the net) This point has been iterated by many posters before me.
The other daytime action I've had were from chicas I met at clubs. There were a few flakes and looking back, I'd wished I had tried to get phone numbers from as many chicas I talked to at the club (all of them at least attractive enough for me to buy them a drink), so that you're not putting all eggs in one basket. Just make sure that they write and give you the number "con discretiva," at the club with managerial staff present. Plus some of the girls sleep until 4pm or so that you won't get any action until 6-7pm, at which time Candy's opens. At Junior's the girls keep 1000p of the 2000p for the 2 hour take-out, so you can negotiate from there.
Thanks for the report Dickfer
Thanks for taking the time to share your experiences with us, and updating us on the club scene.
Guys, I recently purchased a small bar in Puerto Vallarta across the street from Senor Frogs, and 2 doors down from the El Torito Restaurant, which is also 2 blocks from the beach, beers will be $1.25 cents, drinks $1.50, and I hope to have some reasonable entertainment for all of you in the very near future. I am presently in the U.S, but will be permanently relocating once again to Puerto Vallarta taking over the cantina in August.
I will publish more details after I get things established. Again thanks for the report Dickfer.
Dicker--Nice info--will come in handy!
I will be in PV from July 23rd thru the 30th and am looking for some quality info like Dickfer just reported on. I have been reading posts on this site and the info will be very useful. Thanks to you all. If anybody has any info, feel free to let me know before the 23rd.
UrbanWildlife--what's the name of your bar and who do we ask for when we come in?
Thanks
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The bar will not be open until approximately August 10th. My name is Eduardo. I will not be in Puerto Vallarta until August 3rd, as I am closing out my businesses here in the United States.
As I stated in my previous post, I will publish information when I have things all in place. Thank you for inquiring!
Help me find the name of a club I visited in 2000!
I visited PV in August of 2000 for two weeks. We (my girlfriend and I) were at an all-inclusive resort if Nuevo Vallarta and every time we went into two, we passed this one strip club. It was past the airport and marina and was on the main drag going into town from Nuevo and located on the right side. It had a huge sign that read “Gentlemen’s Club”. It was my birthday, so my girlfriend told me to go enjoy myself..so I did. I recall that there was a cover charge; I believe 100p, and other than a few US sailors, not much in the way of customers. There were a lot of ladies and one caught my eye in the dim lighting. Negotiated with someone from the club for 1,000 pesos for full service. We went out through the back and cross what appeared to be an auto repair shop of even a junk yard to a room. Outside was a club employee with a walkie-talkie who kept watch. Inside the room was a make-shift bed and I rec’d a bj and then doggie style. Upon finishing and exiting the room, the club employee led me out the gate in the adjacent courtyard. Like I said, it looked to be a business during the day time hours.
My questions to you all are; what was the name of the club? Is it still around? (assuming that the description is accurate – I do believe it was just past the marina heading into town) And is the going price of full-service ON SITE around $150/US in the greater PV area? I will be arriving in PV on the 30th and staying through the 7th. I have read some posts and the information is great, I just need information about stuff close to downtown because that is where we are staying. My travel companion this time is not as liberal as the last one I took. Also, I smoke a little weed and am thinking about bringing some, however, I do not really want to risk it. Is there a for sure place to score down there, like the beach of anywhere?
Your help is greatly appreciated. Thanks to all and to all, good mongering
Stop in for a drink or beer!
Sorry guys for not having the opportunity to log on for several weeks but work has overwhelmed me to put it nicely. Puerto Vallarta is a very expensive city and not really the mongering destination, but there are girls to be had like in any other major city. At this time there is little tourism so the nightlife is not really happening, but that should be changing in a few weeks. I have my bar open so if anyone wants to stop in for a free drink, have some good free Mexican botanas (appetizers) drop by and ask for Eduardo. The hours are weekly from 12pm to 2am.
There is no bar, cantina, or discotec in Puerto Vallarta, or the surrounding communities that has better looking waitresses working in there establishments than I do. I do want to clarify that these girls working in the bar are not putas but normal senoritas. I do have some contacts for nice putas as well. The best time to see all the chicas working in the bar is from 6 to 8 pm, as the day and nightshift is working together at this time.
I am now in the process of getting a caberet license that will permit me to open up a bikini bar where there will be table dances on the first floor, the second floor will be topless that will have a pole where the girls can slide down to the first level. On the 3rd floor will be a sex novelty shop. In the meantime, while I am still getting the proper license to go ahead with my plan, the bar is a normal type of Mexican Sports Bar that is small, clean, and confortable. It is located in front of Senor Frogs Disco, and next door to Los Amigos discotec, and a couple doors down from El Torito Restaurant. The beach is one and half blocks away. Any taxi driver will know this area and more than likely know where the bar is located. As stated in previous posts it is called the Original Monchi Sports Bar. This area is in the heart of the main entertainment district.
If you are seeking condos, tourist tours, english speaking air conditioned taxis, airport pickups, wingman, or need any other information please get in touch, and stop in the bar for your free drink or cerveza. All my prices are very reasonable. A drink is about two dollars and a bottle of beer (cerveza) one dollar fifty cents.
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