Penzion Evita club - Bratislava
By the way I found this club on the net :
[url]www.evitaclub.eu[/url]
During my last visit I also discovered a strip bar on Venturska street. Itīs in the building located on the corner of Venturska and Panska streets. There is an hotel upstairs and a few shops + a pub/restaurant on the ground floor. I have know idea about the services available in the club (only strip shows?).
My so-so experience in Bratislava
Bratislava is a delicious small city, with a very charming historical center. Even if you aren't interested in cultural heritage (it would be a real shame, in my view), Bratislava offers at least one shining gem: its girls! Girls in Bratislava are probably, on the average, the prettiest I've seen so far, excluding Baltic States girls. So, when walking thru Bratislava streets you are often literally surrounded by fantastic young gals, with a lot of enchanting sweet faces and bodies usually from very good to terrific.
This summer I've planned to stay in Bratislava just for three nights, so I didn't wanted to waste time looking for "free sex" going to discos (in addition, I've read that it's not easy to hit the "free" target in Bratislava).
So, of course, I resorted to paid sex.
Before the trip, I've read many sex-trip reports on the capital of Slovakia, and I identified two sex bars:
1) Messalina Bar, near to downtown, supposedly cheap, with girls disposed to anal sex, even if not the most beautiful.
2) Kotva Erotic Bar, described by many as "definitely the best in town" and invariably "with the most beautiful girls" (even often described as having cool attitude and not so good performance in bed)
Night one, just relax.
The first night I was tired, and decided against looking for sex at that time. So my "sex in Bratislava" little report starts from the following night.
Night two, Messalina Bar.
Messalina Bar is very close to the historical center of Bratislava: cross the river, from the historical center towards the ugly quarter on the opposite bank, using the "Novy Most" (New Bridge, formerly named SNP Bridge). There are pedestrian/bicycle lanes flanking the span, below the car lanes, so you'll be safely separated from car traffic. Just near the end of the bridge, go down using stairs and enter the park. Messalina Bar is at 50 meters on the left side of the bridge, very evident at night for the red lights!
It was a Tuesday evening, quite early in the night (22:30), when I arrived there. I looked at the the small car park: just three cars. Well, let's go to have a look at the girls, even if it's not the most lively time. I rang the bell and a guy went to open the door. The bar is not large, even fairly comfortable. At that moment, just three customers were present. Two absolutely low-level girls were lazily "dancing" on the stage, in topless. The "better" one was a fatty, dark haired girl probably about 35 years old, the other was a blonde probably about 28-30 years old, with an even more disappointing body (fatty and with drooping tits) and unexpressive face. I asked a bored barmaid for a cola and sat on a couch, looking at the the "show". The bar guy asked me if I wanted to have sex and I answered I was just considering it. So both girls started to "dance" individually, starting with the dark haired. After five minutes of a bear-like "dance" she approached me, asking for sex or a private strip show. "No, thanks". "But you have to choose a girl! " "No-thank-you! " Then the blonde one started "dancing" for other five minutes, not better than her colleague. When the blonde asked for "sex or private strip" I said I wanted just to sit there, at least for some more times. "But this is a sex bar, you have to choose! Sex or private strip! " "What? I have my drink, I just want to be left alone, at least for now! ". She walked away, a little bit annoyed and a little bit perplexed. On a corner of the stage were lying five pairs of sex-workers-style shoes, probably to give the impression that many more girls work in Messalina. Well, I don't know how many girls work in Messalina nowadays, but I was quite certain that at that time no other girls was at work there! If there had been some customers having sex into some rooms, I likely should have seen more cars parked. A couple of quite old italians came into the bar and immediately asked the bar guy about some girls they evidently knew from previous trips in Bratislava. In good italian, the guy answered that, no, these girls no more worked in Messalina (listening at that, I wondered if ALL the pretty girls flied away from the bar.). Disappointed, the italians went out at once, with the guy going to open them the door. Taking advantage of that, even two other customers followed them! So I was left in to the bar with just another customers, that was speaking with the dark haired girl. I realized that was a waste of time to stay there longer: there were just two unappealing girls, so unattractive that I didn't asked them for the price! So I asked the guy for the bill: 280 Slovakian crowns (8. 2 euros), for the cola and, I suppose, the "show". I paid, he took me to the door and greeted me coldly. After less than 30 minutes, this was the end of my "experience" in Messalina Bar, Bratislava.
Well, I could have been more patient and wait there for more time but. For what? I doubt that at midnight some fantastic girls would have appeared into the bar, considering the level of the two!
According to some reports, I probably could have been able to have some relatively cheap sex there, with that ugly girls (in an Italian sex forum I've read of 1800 crowns for anal sex), but that's just my guess. And, considering the girls, I was happy I didn't wasted money in Messalina, even renouncing to a possible hard-to-find anal sex intercourse.
Probably Messalina is better than my case shows, but I don't think it's a place to advice a lot, apart his proximity to the center of the city!
"Well, tomorrow night I'll go to Kotva! "
Night three, Kotva Erotic Bar.
Even if I had my car in hotel parking in Bratislava, I choose to go there by taxi (thinking about finding the route, parking, etc. ; at the end, that probably wasn't a good choice). I found a taxi in downtown and asked to the driver to go to "Kotva Erotic Bar". He understood and started immediately. Kotva Bar is in the suburbs, it took about ten minutes by car (I spent 292 Slovakian crowns, I. E. 8. 6 euros, for the going taxi trip, then I'll spent another 309 for the return, about one hour and half later). When arrived, I noticed that the nightclub has a small parking in the courtyard, with about a dozen of parkplaces (half of them being occupied at that time). I paid the taxi driver and walked to the door. Driver said something and I saw him following me but I thought that he simply wanted to have some fun at that time (by the way, time was 22:50 of a Wednesday night). Please note: I absolutely didn't asked him to wait me. I rang the bell and a guy (with a bouncer look) opened the door, inviting me to enter. Taxi driver entered too.
The interior of the bar, just as the rest of the rooms, is OK: clean and well maintained. I looked around into the bar room: there were 12 girls, some of them seated with customers, others seated on sofas in their corners. There was no free seat other than two sofas near to lap-dance poles. I seated on one of them but I felt that wasn't the right place for a customers, so I approached the bar desk to ask for a drink. I immediately noticed the incredible apathy of the barmaids: nobody looked at me, even at half a meter of distance, nobody asked what I wanted. Oh well, I know that in many nightclubs and brothels apathy is usual so I demanded attention and asked for a cola (that costed me 100 crowns).
I was into the bar since no more that five minutes, quietly drinking my cola and examining the girls, when the guy that opened me the door come close to me asking if I had choose a girl. "Not yet". He walked away. I looked at the dozen of girls present into the bar area: I rated them from 7. 5 to 9, surely a very good average. No girl was in topless, everyone was just "dressed" with the minimum. I noticed a nice blue-eyed girl with incredible long black hairs coming to have a drink behind the desk, talking with the barmaid: she had a nice face and a good (even if not exceptional) body, I rated her 8. Just like all the other girls that at the moment were free, she didn't even looked at me: total apathy (I want to clarify: I'm not Brad Pitt but I'm not disgusting at all! : .)).
Then a blonde girl started to dance around the pole (maybe the bouncer guy asked her to dance for me). "Show" (nothing to remember about) lasted no more than a couple of minutes, without any striptease, then another girl took the place of the previous and danced too. While I was looking (being a little bit bored) this second show, the bouncer approached me again, this time in an even more pressing manner: "so, have you made your choice? ". I looked at him: even if he had a bodybuilder appearance, I wasn't scared at all by him. I was just annoyed by his begging. "Hey guys". I thought. "I'm into your bar since less than ten minutes, having ordered a drink, and you already have asked me twice to make a choose? After all, I see many other customers that, at present, are doing nothing that chattering with your girls, quietly sitting in the couches (while I don't have one sofa for me)! "
For an instant I thought to explain to the "beast" this simple concepts but suddenly I realized that a quarrel would have ruined my mood for the rest of the evening and, even more important, that I've just looked enough to make a choice: after all, the girls were all pretty enough, the more attractive for me were even quite similar in look between them and, unfortunately, all the girls seemed apathetic. So, why ask for more time to choose? I went to Kotva to look at girls (and I did), to look at some show (that I found to be pitiful) and to have some sex, so I wanted to try sex with a good-looking girl into the most reputed (so I've read) Bratislava brothel. "Yes, I choose that girl", I said indicating the first of the pole-dancer (that, at least, had maybe the best bum of the bunch). Too bad! She had just been "hired" by a group of customers seated into their comfortable couches! Oh well. In a split second I recalled the long haired girls with cold attitude I saw behind the bar desk. "Well, in this case I'll pick up her! ", I said. The "beast" called the girl. Simona, that's her name, a Slovak girl probably in her very early thirties, came close me. Well, things started exactly how I expected: she coldly smiled to me, without showing any trace of enthusiasm. I asked the usual, more or less silly questions (what's your name, where do you come from, .), said her how beautiful eyes and hair she has and the like. I soon realize that was already time for the "real" questions: services and fares. She told me: "3400 crowns for 1 hour, 3000 for 45 minutes". Strange thing, I thought, why two choices just 15 minutes different? "Anal? ", I asked her. "No anal. ". Answered Simona. "Do you want anal? ". "Yes". So she called "the beast", asking him if he knew any girls in the bar willing to do anal sex. He answered he knew none. "Fantastic". I thought. "at least a dozen of girls, in the most "reputed" sex bar in Bratislava, and none ready for anal sex! ". Oh well, let's fall back to the old and classic pussy sex. Considering the scarce ardour shown by Simona, I opted for 3000 Slovak crowns (89 euros) for 45 minutes. I paid the barmaid 3000 crowns plus 100 crowns for the cola, then we went up to the first floor, to our "love nest". The room was clean, with good furnitures and a bathtub with shower. She took the shower first, then me and finally we went to the bed. All was still very cold, since the beginning. She has a well tanned body ("solarium", she told me), fairly good tits, fairly good legs and fairly good ass. I opened her cheeks to look at the little hole ("Just looking! ", I reassure her): not bad, even if I saw much better specimens and, anyway, it was forbidden to me. Blowjob was business as usual, without praise or blame, and so was fucking. At least, she didn't rush me like "the beast"! I never took pictures of sex workers "in actions", so I thought it could have been a nice compensation for the unremarkable sex I was having. I asked her about taking picture of her with my phone-camera but she answered with a polite but firm refusal. I finished the fuck on one of my favourite position, the "missionary" one variation (someone calls it the "furniture position", please don't ask me why.) with her legs raised and her ankles resting on my shoulders (good both for vaginal and anal sex, by the way! ), that allowed me to look at her face. Well, after all he looked less bored than I expected.
Anyway, it was clear to me that it wasn't an evening to remember. After the sex, we went out the room and I said good-bye but suddenly I realized I was in need for a taxi and asked her about. He approaches the "reception" area and. Surprise! , "my" taxi driver was still waiting for me! So I went back to downtown with him. I said him "Nice place, nice girls, but very rushing people! ". He answered just remarking the beauty of the girls: "They have 25 girls there and at least 15 are first-class! ". I said that the night before I spent some time in Messalina Bar and he opened eyes wide asking about the "beauty" of Messalina's girls. "No beauty", I confirmed, and he agreed.
Well, just the day after I realized that one explanation for the rushing attitude could have likely been the desire of Kotva people to "help" that taxi-driver, allowing him to wait for me just for the bare minimum time. For sure, he was a "friend" taxi driver of Kotva. I have no other rational explanation for that, even if it's not a justification at all.
So, my advice is: if you have a car, use it to go to Kotva (if you are interested in it)! Not only you'll save money, but you'll avoid to be "trapped" into this kind of rushing. Summarizing the experience, I rate sex I had with Simona barely at 7 and just for her beauty. Her performance, in itself, was just 6. This, by the way, is concordant with other judgements I've read before my Bratislava trip, reporting about the "shitty attitude" of the (usually beautiful) Kotva girls.
All in all, if I had to advice others basing on that experience, I would have to advice against Kotva Bar, unless girls beauty in itself is enough to spent some time into a nightclub and maybe even spending some money for unenthusiastic sex.
And sex in Kotva is not particularly cheap, too (even if my soft drink was cheap, luckily! ).
Anyhow, a visit to Kotva could be worthwhile just to look at great bodies and faces. But if you are in straits, save your money for some better place, that likely you'll more easily find outside Bratislava. For example, two days after Kotva I was in Plzen, Czech Republic, and visited Pamela Strip Bar: an entirely different world (for the better)! But this is another story.
Conclusions:
Bratislava is a delicious small city, its girls are fantastic but. It's not a great place for pay-for-pussy activities.
So, my final advice is: don't waste too much time and money there for paid sex. Go visit the nice city, look at the beautiful girls, maybe try for free sex and, yes, check some sex bars but don't expect too much.
It's better to save money for better mongering places, like Germany or Czech Republic.
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