Jane @ Candy Club, Worst Punt in recent Memory
candy club seems to have gone asian and so should i have. line up was pretty good. koreans, chinese and (looked like vietnamese) and one aussie. don't really know what possessed me, but i chose the aussie. there was something nice and cheeky in her intro that overrode a 6 in the face and a 3 in the body (although she did have huge tits). she said all the right things; kissing, touching, up for anything, fun and sensuous, all included, etc.
paid my dues and was shown to a room downstairs. first clue: said it was my first time downstairs and she said 'all the other rooms were busy' when in fact none of the girls was busy.
in the room she messed around with towels and stuff, but did nothing to the bed and left with a comment about a tip! should have left there and then.
comes back and returns to mucking around with towels, her hair, and stuff to waste time. tries to avoid kissing by pulling back and then saying 'lips only'. probably for the best as she stinks of smoke. tried some more lips only kissing and cuddling, stroking; 'don't do that you'll stretch my dress' wtf i was only caressing on the outside!
she backs off and takes of all her clothes with the same sensuality and sex appeal of someone going to the doctor with hideous illness. despite her plus size body which has bright red stretch marks all over it, optimism kicks and i figure they can't all be beauty queens and she may be fun in the sack (remember the cute, cheeky intro i say to myself).
but then it hits me, the smell. bo, something stale and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]! what little wood i had disappears, again i think i'll call it quits but hope springs eternal and i go for some finger action. this seem to hit the spot with her at least. she's lying like a starfish on the bed and telling me make her come. nice challenge that i enjoy for a couple of minutes and, becuase she is doing absolutely nothing for me, the true hideousness of it all hits me. no eye contact, no hand contact (when i put my dick in her hand she gives it a pat and moves to my balls, pleasant enough, but hardly pse let alone gfe). she asks for daty, normally my favourite, but i can't stomach the smell.
it gets worse. don't really want stay, but i don't go figuring a bad time is better than no time at all. but really. this is ridiculous; 'not like that, like this', 'that's ok, that hurts', 'what are you doing now' and other endearments makes it truly hard and i sadly i don't mean my dick which is smarter than me and decides to hide.
finally, she cums, full flush, laboured breathing and all and says 'ok you can fuck me now'. not really shakespeare, but what the hell, if i can only get it up, it might be ok. after all the smell has either decreased or i've gotten used to it. i try to get hard, but its not really working. i suggest bj, but she says 'i can't when its soft!'.
she asks me what i like. i suggest some dirty talk and she says she'll listen for free, but if i want her to say anything it'll cost!
i try some more, don't get anywhere and decide to call it a night and cut my losses. this offends jane and she say we should try more. she does a reasonable hj and is at it for quite a while, but some how her innane chat about her day and my day somehow doesn't add to the atmosphere.
finally i take matters in my own hand and after a bit of effort and quite a few requests for some eye contact (i get about 3 secs for each request) i come on her huge tits.
then, to make the night truly memorable, she asks for a tip. when i look at her in disbelief, she gives me some bullshit story about rent, and money problems.
while dressing she tells me shes bummed because the next punter is a regular, two hours and he's boring and overwieght and not her type! wtf.
anyway i get out of there asap.
to add insult to injury i passed up on rebecca at grosvenor early that night, becuase i want something new and dirtier. well i got dirtier, but not the sexy kind.
stay safe
ltb