Don't Waste Your Time & Money on Angel Dark and PhotoGirls
Booked through Photogirls, who were unresponsive and so disorganized that I wound up flying into the wrong airport (LAX). More than an hour's drive at rush hour when I arrived) instead of Burbank (a few minutes from Angel's hotel). Because of their delay, the flight cost doubled, and because of the drive, I had to rent a car instead of taking a short taxi drive.
I was set up to see her at 11 AM, and I was at her hotel by 10: 30. Her travelling companion (Emily from Photogirls) didn't text me her room number until 11:02, and it took me a few more minutes to get to her room. Then some chit-chat with Emily, who then leaves to count the fee and get Angel a drink. Why could Angel not have had her drink BEFORE I got there? Just more stalling. 10 minutes, and the drink arrives, and Emily departs. Then time to drink the drink. Then she needs to smoke a cigarette. Then she wants some music, so she starts flipping through the channels on the TV. I tell her there's not going to be any music on there, but she has to flip through every channel three times anyway. Finally, I go to the clock radio and tune in a decent station.
We finally got our clothes off more than 30 minutes into the session, and here's THE RULES: No kissing (it's too personal), no real DATY (she doesn't like to have her clit stimulated, so touching her pussy even on the outside is very limited), no BBBJ (even though I brought a recent, clean AIM test with me), and no anal. There followed a mechanical and uninspired CBJ + CFS session, about as far from a PSE as I've ever had.
After that, her nipples and pussy were so sensitive that she didn't want me to touch those at all. I understand that, maybe for 5 or 10 minutes. But 20 minutes, 30 minutes, and even later, still too sensitive. Also ticklish in other spots, so touching her at all was an exercise in frustration. Her back wasn't too ticklish for me to give her a massage, though. She seemed to enjoy that, and I wish I could say the same for any part of this experience.
She filled in this time by simultaneously conducting at least two text-message chats on two separate cell phones. When she wasn't doing that, her conversation consisted of non-stop complaining. She has to go out on the balcony to smoke, the coffee is too weak, there's no place to go near her hotel without a car, her back hurts, she's tired from jet lag, blah, blah, blah. Self-centered and empty-headed are not exactly rare in this business, but Angel carried it to extremes.
Finally, an hour and a half into our two hours, with her still too sensitive to touch, I just gave up and left. Before the session, I wouldn't have believed that I could become sexually disinterested in Angel Dark, but it took less than 90 minutes for that to happen.
As for the previous reviews, I don't know if they are pure fiction or what. I was freshly showered and shaved, nicely dressed and groomed, and very polite. I brought her a card, a small gift, and a recent, clean AIM test. I know that YMMV, but I cannot imagine that for some reason she chose to leave all those previously-reported activities off the menu just for me.
In case it's not clear from the above, my advice is DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON ANGEL DARK! If you must see a portn star, see someone else. I don't have a lot of experience with porn stars, but all of the others I've seen have been FAR superior to Angel. Only one of them could compete on looks, but all of them were far superior to Angel in service and attitude.
(Postscript. When I postesd this review on anoThER site, I got a note from Emily at Photogirls with an implied threat of legal action against me from them, or Angel, or both. I think we have here both a Provider and an Agency that are best avoided.)
Mudra Massage Field Report
Hi Guys,
Let me share a recent experience with one of the advertised massage places. I was planning to go for a B2B massage with happy ending and maybe BJ if on offer and was preparing myself with some contact numbers etc. When I got to London I started to go through my list and called them up. As usual, many numbers did not pick up, others were not available at the time I wanted to. I did have Mudra massage as one of my last options as it seemed a safe bet but was on the pricey side.
I got hold of them and as my other choices were running out so I went to pay Mudra a visit. They advertise 160 per hour for tantric massage. Phew. Anyways, I only had one night and I was determined to get me sorted. Address is near Baker St, easy to find. More details can be found on their webpage [url]www.mudramassage.co.uk[/url] .
The pictures are good but looked genuine to me. Got to the place, discrete door and was let in by a lady in their late 30ties, early 40ties. She turned out to be the Tantra “Master” and was available for 200/hour or she would introduce me her “students”, which were at 160/hour. She was telling me all about the tantra skills and best massage ever. Okay, show me the students…
First a tall blonde, probably Eastern European came in, not my type, too heavy for a body-to-body massage. Second was a small dark-haired young and very pretty girl from Italy. (Analisis, weird name). That was it for choice which was a bit disappointing but as Analisis was hot and my type, I went for her. I had to pay the 160 quid to the “master” and then we headed upstairs. I was really wondering in my mind what I can expect for the whopping 160. Even this was a very upmarket and well-kept place and the girls are definitely top-grade, 160 quid for a massage with HJ was very steep indeed.
When we got into the room, my spirits started to lift. Analisis checked her handbag for available condoms (wink wink) and got herself comfy on the bed. I went into the shower. After being freshened up, went first belly down and Analisis started to massage me. To be honest, this wasn’t her specialty and after she was done with my back I flipped over and she was getting down to business with some BBBJ, Kissing (but no DFK). After a while I signaled that I wanted to lick her which she enjoyed. I was allowed to explore with my fingers and I enjoyed a prolonged DATY session. Not sure she really came but it was at least close. Then rubber on and some nice cowgirl. Time had passed quite a bit by then and I finished up. It followed some nice cuddling and a shower together.
So overall, Mudra is a Full Service upmarket establishment with associated prices. I did have an enjoyable session with a very pretty girl and a GFE with a touch of professionalism. Would I repeat? Maybe. The price tag is rather stiff even for full service but for this you get a clean environment and a decent choice of girls although I would have expected a bigger line-up. So thumbs up for Mudra Massage.