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Comparisons!
Making Comparisons! My long anticipated holiday with my brother is now over, but not without some interesting adventures that I hope readers of this forum will appreciate. Bangkok Cozy.We arrived at Bangkok cozy on Tuesday at about 1. 30 pm. Too early for a full line up, but what was on offer was adequate for my brother?s taste. We had intended to move on and look at other parlors but decided to stay in the very pleasant surroundings. We were greeted by a very pleasant Pappasan who went through the lineup and added information as other girls arrived. The prices were as follows: Left side 1300 baht, middle 1600 baht, right side 1900 baht. Very reasonable I thought. My brother and I both chose from then left side, not because of the price, but because they seemed the most appealing at the time. The girl I chose was 223, she was a pale skinned girl, (Chinese looking) from the north. We were led to our large and very nicely decorated rooms. My girl spoke enough English for me to understand her; she had been there for 6 months and had previously worked in MBK. She insisted that I was here first Farang, she reckoned because she was pale skinned Farangs did not like her! She also told me that most of the customers were Japanese? She started by running the bath and undressing me with a little bit of cuddling and pecking and then into a very warm bath. She gave me an expert and relaxing bath, but no real action. On the bed she gave me a very quick BBBJ, no suction at all, boring! On with the condom and a little more low quality sucking, she then jumped on cowboy style and finished me off. Very mechanical I thought. Oh dear an hour to go! What shall we do? She proceeded to give me a very poor massage and chatted away about how she wanted my baby and next time can we do it bare back. Taking the [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] out of me a little I think! We did manage another round, but I was glad to finish.Total cost: 50 baht for a coke.1300 baht for Parlor500 baht for tip. (not really worth much more in my opinion)Overall rating: Nice surroundings, friendly staff, nice line up, very mechanical proceedings. 5/10The walk about.After our rather lack luster day at Bangkok Cozy we decided to try the area again. This time missing out Cozy and looking at the others very nearby.First stop at 1. 30 Wednesday. Saiphon.We walked past it and had to ask where it was. The entrance is at the rear. No sign in English. It is nearly opposite the RCA entrance. Well this place has seen better days and so had the girls. Both my brother and I are ex Para?s and don?t really get scared by much. But fucking hell. These girls would have eaten us. They were all rather big, one of them had the biggest tits I have ever seen in my life, trouble was her body was proportionate to her tits. The fish bowl would only seat 20 and there were only 5 girls working that day according to the very friendly Pappasan. We were quoted 1000 baht all in. Good price if you want a bit of rough. We declined and moved across the road and down.Pornphet.This was quite a surprise. The dirty exterior does not portray what is found inside. The place is nicely decorated and the fish bowl is quite large. There were about twenty girls in the bowl, still a bit early for a full line up. The Pappasan was a very friendly chap and quoted us 1300 baht all in, the thing that really fucked me off here was a very rude old dinosaur who brought our two cokes over, then demanded 100 baht which I promptly gave her. Still no movement from this rude old ***** spurred the question "yes" she replied "Tip"! She got her twenty baht and we left. I do think with a full line up this was be a good place to take a look at, but after 4pm. Riviera.Not really sure about this place. We approached the door and this fat slob sat outside crossed his arms across his chest and said no Farang. Not really sure if he meant all Farangs, or just my brother and I. Not to be out done by this rather rude slob, I told him in very plain language what a fat wanker he was and we moved on. BTW. If anyone is thinking I shouldn?t tell rude Thai security where to get off. Manners cost fuck all! No matter where you are.Hawaii.This place is an Oasis. You can walk by the entrance if you are not careful, the door is a solid wooden door, no signs or windows. Inside is a real surprise, I would think it has not long been refurbished. There is a nice little restaurant area on the right and the fish bowl is on the left. There are viewing seats in front of the fishbowl. The lineup of girls at 3 in the afternoon was excellent. The Pappsan was a really nice helpful guy. My brother had picked his girl before we had even sat down, if any of you guys like big tits then you should visit. I have to say before I entered I had said to my brother I fancied a larger type MILF for some comfortable fun. I ended choosing a very slim and pretty 20 year old from the north. Could not resist her, the bigger shock was she was in the 1300 baht section. Apparently she was too dark skinned to be in the expensive section and maybe a little inexperienced. When she came out and realized that her first customer of the day was a Farang she was a little took back, and to add more discomfort this Farang weighs 16 stone and heavily tattooed. I think her heart fell through her arse! She did warm to me in the rather small but adequate room. She gave a really nice bath. No action though. On the bed she gave a quick BBBJ and on with the condom. I will say she enjoyed DATY and become very wet, which was lucky because she had the tightest pussy I have had here. Needles to say it didn?t take me long to finish. The weird thing is I didn?t fancy a second round, I felt guilty for choosing such a young girl. I forgot to mention. She could not speak one word of English. She gave me her number and asked to meet outside of work and she would take care of me forever! Cost: Parlor: 1300 baht.Cokes: 100 baht.Pappasan Tip: 100 baht.Tip: 1000 baht. I liked her.After chatting with my brother we both agreed that the Thai orientated parlors seem very mechanical and slightly boring. But the lineup of girls were brilliant. On that note we decided to go to Annie?s the next day. Many members seem to slag Annie?s. But I have never had a bad time there. As for the women being older; well that?s OK with me at 48.Annie?s.As usual on arrival at Annie?s we were greeted by a gaggle of giggly girls, always a really warm welcome from the staff and girls. I am not going to judge the lineup of girls. I think they are more than adequate for the purpose of the establishment. I chose a 30 year old. Not going to give her number because we really hit it off. I am not really sure if she wants to be on the net. In the bath she gave me an excellent BBBJ. One of the best I have had. And I have had a few. We moved on to the bed where she proceeded to give me an excellent massage. And I have to say that I could not resist the taste of a sweet pussy. And spent 15 minutes finishing her off. Lost myself for a while. Seemed to forget I was a customer. After which she gave me a mind blowing BBBJ CIM. I would give her 10/10 for that. The whole experience was a true GFE. I am going to say my brother and I would say the sexual experience and fun at Annie?s is far superior to that of any of the Thai massage parlors we have visited. Maybe Thai mongers have different needs to us Farangs! So Annie?s in my opinion is Fucking Great! Well done to Annie?s. My brother was able to go home on a really happy note. I would like to say, I think girls respond to customers very differently. They are human and would rather have fun with someone they like. Let?s face it, we choose the girls because we think we will like them. The girls on the other hand are waiting to be chosen by someone they like! Cost: Parlor: 1700 baht.Tip: 1000 baht. She was definitely worth every baht.Overall rating for the day: 10/10. Worth every baht spent.[size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size]
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[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Non Photoshopped Group Pictures :)[/QUOTE]And not a ladyboy to be found!Great job Nic, enjoyed that very much. ;)
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[QUOTE=Soap Fan]You believe the mamasan who was clearly lying :confused:You don't even know if the mamasan ever managed to contact Guitar for certain. She clearly made up the bit about "walking down the alley" on the spur of the moment. Totally ridiculous.Most Thais specialize in vagueness. Its unlikely mamasan had any idea how far away Guitar was.[/QUOTE]This reply kind of stuck with me, had to run it through my alleged mind, it took a while. (Kind of like, "Let's throw this dead one out in the yard and see where the cat barfs it up. ")Soap Fan, you actually fault the mama for what you and I both know is completely standard Thai behavior? The reaction to this crap is a time associated, 'learned', response. I have a hard time faulting either side in this one.Thai broad BS'd the dude, (Thais do this without even thinking about it, ) dude listened. Happens millions of times a second here in LOS, right? Maybe a good thread to continue in the "Living in Thailand" forum: 'How to deal with Thai BS behavior on a daily basis'. You and I both know how it works, the "Thai's total addiction to untruths simply to maintain status quo" is a way of life for them, so it could be an important issue for future discussion. Too boring, well yeah sure, but centered educationally from the standpoint of the mongering Thai tourist newbies or people who are planning to move here.See, for us, we both know that the mama had no fucking clue on earth where Guitar was, she was just doing her typical Thai thing in trying to appease the farang. She did not see any lie associated with it all! Around 1985 an old guy that had driven his VW bug all the way to Chiang Mai from Munich Germany in 1956 once asked me, "How can you tell if a Thai girl is lying to you? " Answer: "Her lips are moving."
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ranmaru
satari2000, hope you did enjoy yourself at ranmaru. It was recommended to me back in january and tried it out. First time was a charm. Found a really cute lady who was smiling like crazy. Looked good in her dress. When the top came off i couldn't believe how nice things were. Much bigger than I expected. By the way I don't like big tits, medium size is just fine. She proceeded to help me take away the stress of the day very well. Enjoyed her and she actually could give a decent massage. Needless to say I visited her more than once. Will go back to see if she is stil there when return in Jan. Yes, her picture is on the web sight. I recommeded this place back in Jan and will recommend again. But remember YMMV
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[QUOTE=Andy Abs]I would like to say, I think girls respond to customers very differently. They are human and would rather have fun with someone they like. Let’s face it, we choose the girls because we think we will like them. The girls on the other hand are waiting to be chosen by someone they like! [/QUOTE]Yes, I agree. The ladies are even pickier than we are when it comes to customers. It's their job so they can't refuse service but it does not mean they enjoy it as much.
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[QUOTE=NicFrenchy]Yes, I agree. The ladies are even pickier than we are when it comes to customers. It's their job so they can't refuse service but it does not mean they enjoy it as much.[/QUOTE]Of course, that's why YMMV... who's good for you might not be good for me. When folks PM me I find it very hard to tell people what girl to go and pick. A current girl I know was with some posters before and one poster thought that she was not that good. The funny thing is that she thought he was terrible as well and had to work hard to fake things. But for her and me we match up so it works for us. That's the only thing that matters, that it works for you. It's kind of funny hearing stories about some customers, especially when you know them :)
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[QUOTE=Tansak KTV]It's kind of funny hearing stories about some customers, especially when you know them :)[/QUOTE]Yeah, I actually heard one about you ;) but you already know it.The lady complained you don't sleep and fuck all night LOL, I think she sincerely hope you never barfine her again :D
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Orchid Massage
Looking at theri website, they seem to advertise balls massage! Is it in any way comparable to the one from Rin at Hana? Is the tip for the lady the usual 500/1000/1500 for a happy ending? Any girls known for their good service there? Thanks in advance.
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Maybe the same girl?
[QUOTE=Centaurus]. If I understood my Chiang Rai lady correctly (who comes there with her own car, too), the girls do not receive a salary in CP2 and hence there are no fixed working times or stuff like self-barfining for takeouts. Nice, if true. [/QUOTE]I have always wanted to try this place. But alas not meant to be! I arranged to go there and meet some friends, but I arrived late! So as not to keep them waiting as they were half way through their fun I decided to just have a drink. As happens in places like this I started to chat to a woman. She also worked on the right side I think she was about 38/39 years old. Also from Chiang Rai and said she drove their because she lived a long way away. She also told me the same story about no salary. Free lancers basically. I liked her and vowed to go back and try her out. Could this be the same woman? She spoke English quite well. Can not remeber her number. 11. Something! Last digit has slipped my mind.
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[QUOTE=Barko]This reply kind of stuck with me, had to run it through my alleged mind, it took a while. (Kind of like, "Let's throw this dead one out in the yard and see where the cat barfs it up. ")Soap Fan, you actually fault the mama for what you and I both know is completely standard Thai behavior? The reaction to this crap is a time associated, 'learned', response. I have a hard time faulting either side in this one.Thai broad BS'd the dude, (Thais do this without even thinking about it, ) dude listened. Happens millions of times a second here in LOS, right? Maybe a good thread to continue in the "Living in Thailand" forum: 'How to deal with Thai BS behavior on a daily basis'. You and I both know how it works, the "Thai's total addiction to untruths simply to maintain status quo" is a way of life for them, so it could be an important issue for future discussion. Too boring, well yeah sure, but centered educationally from the standpoint of the mongering Thai tourist newbies or people who are planning to move here.See, for us, we both know that the mama had no fucking clue on earth where Guitar was, she was just doing her typical Thai thing in trying to appease the farang. She did not see any lie associated with it all! Around 1985 an old guy that had driven his VW bug all the way to Chiang Mai from Munich Germany in 1956 once asked me, "How can you tell if a Thai girl is lying to you? " Answer: "Her lips are moving."[/QUOTE]I don't see any dis-agreement between us here. However I never fully understand your colourful stuff like "what the cat barfs up". But I don't feel bad about Guitar or the mamasan. I merely comment on a story. Don't read too much into words like "ridiculous". So I think you misread my feeling.Yes we are used to this sort of thing.Not all Thais are such bullshit artists but it is real common.Its really just telling what they think tou want to hear. I called it lies (hypothetically) just to go with the previous writer's view. Is that too strong?
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Apsara - Sukhumvit Soi 4
[b]Apsara[/b] - Sukhumvit Soi 4, left hand side when coming from main road, about in the middle. Located on the second floor. Opens till 2AM. There are always a few ladies sitting downstairs.It's not a sex-massage joint but a "normal joint" which offers a wide range of massages (oil, aroma and the like). No individual rooms but cubicles.Went here about 01AM. Had a professional massage by a sexy looking lady with big (.)(.). Her name was Aye or something. About 15 minutes before the end she offered special which meant hj and only hj. She asked 800Bht for that. Agreed. Left satisfied and gave her 900Bht (I am not as bad as I look).B.t.w.: Apsaras are celestial nymphs in Sanskrit. In Hindu/Buddhist writings they came on earth to drive men crazy.See [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apsaras[/url] if you happen to be interested.
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Massage parlour guide?
Can someone be kind enough to point me to the guide? I know there used to be one updated at least thru last year. Thanks a lot in advance.
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[QUOTE=Jayf1970]Can someone be kind enough to point me to the guide? I know there used to be one updated at least thru last year. Thanks a lot in advance.[/QUOTE][url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=659354#post659354]Giotto's Sukhumwit Massage Parlours Guide [/url][url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=730486#post730486]Mick's Bankgkok Soapies Guide V3[/url]Maps (more up to date):See also ### Useful Links on these Maps:[url=http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.00044836624e9b986acc9&ll=13.732048,100.570049&spn=0.050693,0.075617&z=14]Sukhumvit Fun MPs Map[/url][url=http://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=au&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=112522687346612693021.0004488989cf3827c091b&ll=13.753308,100.559149&spn=0.057859,0.09716&z=14]Bankgkok Soapies Map[/url]
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[QUOTE=Andy Abs]She also told me the same story about no salary. Free lancers basically. [/QUOTE]I don't like this term "Free-lancers" when applied to soapy girls, as even if they don't get a salary, they still must apply to work there and abide by the rules whatever they might be (usually complex). They only receive a portion of what customer pays and maybe subject to fines for all sorts of things including non-attendance.So they are not very "free" at all.True free-lancers have no boss that must be kow-towed to.Side-line sometimes means casual workers but not always.Other times its just a higher price category for girls sitting at the side (outside fishbowl).I don't recall ever meeting a Soapy girl that was paid a "salary" unless it was by a pimp who took all of her earnings. There is a monthly bonus (which could be viewed as salary by some) but its not automatic, it usually depends on doing a minimum number of customers.There may be girls on salary but I don't believe its normal for soapies.
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[QUOTE=Mackin]satari2000, hope you did enjoy yourself at ranmaru. It was recommended to me back in january and tried it out. First time was a charm. Found a really cute lady who was smiling like crazy. Looked good in her dress. When the top came off i couldn't believe how nice things were. Much bigger than I expected. By the way I don't like big tits, medium size is just fine. She proceeded to help me take away the stress of the day very well. Enjoyed her and she actually could give a decent massage. Needless to say I visited her more than once. Will go back to see if she is stil there when return in Jan. Yes, her picture is on the web sight.I recommeded this place back in Jan and will recommend again. But remember YMMV[/QUOTE]When I went in only short plain bpum-bpui girls so clearly not Autt, Nun, or Pocky on the website.Which girl do you recommend?I didn't stay as nothing even close to my spec at the time.Its a shame website pics are rather poor generally with cut off heads etc.[url]http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ja&tl=en&u=http://www.ranmaru1919.com/index2.html&prev=hp[/url]