Koi Restaurant and abfab chicks
I have been a few times to the Koi restaurant in Blok M lately.- a great restaurant that offers European food at extremely reasonable prices. One of the funny things is that most clients comprise of a bule guy (or two) with his (their) Indo GF. Most of these GF are VERY good looking some stunning. The other day one was staring at me in a big way.- she was with a party of 3-4 other folks. She was a stunner. I wonder if it is possible to approach these chicks when, say, the bule boyfriend is going to the toilet or something. I guess I will have to try one day but at the same time I don't want to get into a fight. Any ideas?
Jakarta - Regulars & Mall Surfing
studying the priceless info on the forum, provided by the sifu's (masters) [i]you know who you are[/i] of the freebie and mall surfing scene in jakarta, i decide to try it out myself.
i spend about a month preparing for the trip, spamming out emails to prospects on various social networking sites. most sites and profiles are genuine but i have doubts about faceparty. it seems to be dominated by ladyboy profiles plus i'm highly sceptical of women who publish hp numbers and 'women' who only bj to save themselves for marriage.
the 'strike' rate is pretty good on the other sites, for example wading thru circa 2000 profiles and inspecting and sending emails to a further 200, at the end of campaign i have approx 20 phone numbers.
not surprising given their socio-economic circumstances, the indos are a very approaching race so have no qualms giving out their hp numbers. albeit cognisant they're not attracted to my good looks or charm, by the start of the ground offensive i have dialogue, connection plus anticipation to meet.
[b]on the ground[/b]
taxi to the hotel, check-in early, exchange money at bank (no commission), buy a simpati card, park myself at pizza hut for lunch, prioritise my targets and proceed to spam out text messages to my top draft picks.
i get hits on all of them so have the dilemma of co-ordinating meetings. in end, given my limited time to 'safari', i decide to concentrate my efforts on the keenest who incidentally is my no.1 draft pick. we arrange to meet that night.
we go to man united in sarinah plaza, a sports bar in worship of anything and everything relating to manu, reasonable price drinks and good snack food. it's a weekday so place is quiet but there's an average band playing so talking is a challenge, despite that by the end of night we are pretty much all over each other and precedent set. we arrange to meet again the next night. the next day i go mall surfing described below.
it's amazing, in indonesia it seems [highlight]all[/highlight] girls are players until proven otherwise. a classic, i enjoy leisurely breakfast in the hotel and make eyes with a couple of young, very doable girls. i can't work it out, they either work in the hotel or are some boolay's regulars. either way they are definitely on the prowl, i guess it's as much a game for them as it is for us.
[b]mall surfing - plaza atrium[/b]
being a sucker for punishment, i walk to plaza atrium from the hotel. man that is an experience!
anyway i get there in one piece and proceed to scope the joint. now for newbie's including myself, it is difficult to immediately identify 'working' girls as the market is fairly dispersed and they don't wear 'work' gear but as the day progresses it becomes apparent there are plenty of them.
in fact all girls in the plaza are free game, i observe local bums approaching all girls including primary school kids! if in doubt about who's who, observe the local punters [i]where there's smoke, there's fire[/i].
the plaza is setup perfectly for shooting down migs. this occasion i park myself in a perfect firing position directly opposite the esteler77 food court, i get plenty of contact from a girl so i stroll around and introduce myself. the girl, alin is apparently with her 'sister', comes from the bush and is attracted to me [i]yeah right[/i]...:rolleyes:
i quickly establish she's working, she offers lt for rp 500000, i counter too much, she counters i can afford it [i]yes but it's an indonesian's average weekly wage[/i], i counter with rp 300000, she accepts [i]tough negotiator...[/i].
we exchange numbers and tell her i will call around midnight [i]in case the night's events don't go according to plan[/i].
[list][*] field - any floor and area however girls eat and 'rest' in the food courts on all floors. the highest concentration of targets are on the 'local' food court on the top floor and esteler77.[*] availability - use the advice of jkt's experienced big game hunters, walk around with a smile 'paste' to your face. give plenty of eye contact, if the mark responds with 2 or more volleys, she is definitely in the game and better still feels confident enough to converse in english.[*] contact - move fast! if she makes contact, regardless of her friends, seating position or she's eating, get in there fast. local punters swoop on the first sign of interest. or use a more subtle approach, buy a drink and park at a table close to the target.[*] price - st rp 250000, lt rp 300000.[/list][b]the score[/b]
the next night we go to semanggi plaza for upmarket japanese food on the 16th floor. food and service is pretty good plus we also get complimentary entry to vertigo x lounge where further drinking, chatting and dancing ensues.
as mentioned below, due to the absolut promotion [i]of her own violation[/i] she is pretty loose and happy by the time we head home and given events the previous night and vibe that night it's clear where it's heading. fortunately i switch the phone to silent mode because throughout the night alin (plaza atrium bird) sends me numerous text messages and phone calls.
me coming from a harden p4p background it's difficult to fully appreciate or fathom the pleasure of 'real' gfe but i am about to experience it first hand.
including the obligatory showers before, the event starts with sensual undressing and long dfk. by the end of kissing, she is really hot! i guide her head for bbbj and whilst she hmmn expertly applies her skills, i simultaneously practice my 'bowling ball' grip with real love juice lubricant.
i give the juices a sniff and [highlight]wow, it actually smells sweet![/highlight]. i always thought it a figure of speech when people say it tastes sweet. i don't know maybe it' something to do with acidity / alkaline levels or the alcohol but it's actually true. me needing to literally taste some of the nectar, i push her back and proceed to give her other lips a thorough tongue lapping.
it must do the trick because she grabs my hands and guides me to kneed her breasts and flick her nipples as i penetrate her with my tongue. it is and must be fucking good because next thing she is rolling me over and going for cowgirl and even though the saddles are on standby, before i know it i'm in bareback...:confused:.
it's gotta be the acidity levels because my brother is normally stung to shithouse when i service my other regular but this one feels soothing or cooling. we are going for it in all kinds of positions and once again due to the alcohol i have amazing staying power. i also ensure she stays wet by kissing, licking and sucking her at the same time.
anyway after a marathon session of humping, bumping and pumping, i pull out and shoot her stomach up to her neck. i'm a gentleman so do not shoot her face on the first fuck.
we shower together where she cleans me up, we kiss and cuddle and take a well earned sleep.
[u]police "ang pao"[/u]
on the way home in the taxi we pulled over by cops from the local precinct on an 'atm run'.
it's an absolute laugh, i've experience it many times in se asia and invariably always follows the same procedure. this occasion the police demand our identification, i leave my passport in the hotel so they hold us back and threaten us with this and that and 'finally' get to requesting a certain amount.
my friend admirably handles the negotiations, they ask for my country origin and say...
drill sergent - "that country is not our ally…we want rp 2mill" [i]really, then why is my country one of the highest donators for tsunami aid...[/i]
friend - "we don’t' have it"
drill sergent - "you must have money, you just come from dinner and drinking"
friend - "we pay with credit card" [i]i never use credit cards in indonesia...[/i]
drill sergent - "how much you got?"
friend - "only rp 50000"
drill sergent - "impossible, never!"
after 5 mins of smiles, laughter and light banter she slips him the rp 50k and we are on our way...:)
[b]costs in rp (unless stated otherwise)[/b][list][*] hotel - ibis tamarin corporate rate rp 405000 direct with the hotel inclusive of taxes and buffet breakfast. [*] airport departure tax - rp 100000[*] taxi - silver bird from airport to tamarin about a 1 hour trip and cost rp 130000 inclusive of tolls and airport surcharge.[*] cigarettes - forget buying smokes in the airport it's cheaper outside rp 85000[*] beers - rwm rich white man type clubs and bars rp 40000 - 60000[*] pre-paid sim - simpati rp 50000 including rp 10000 credit and shit loads of complimentary sms.[*] man u - rubbish live band, drinks and snacks for two rp 230000[*] semanggi plaza - japanese restaurant and vertigo x lounge entry normally rp 60000 per head, rp 340000. on the night an absolut vodka promotion where girls get free vodkas cocktails.[*] police 'ang pao' - rp 50000[/list][b]jakarta airport cgk[/b]
although old info for the regulars i see many boolays (rich white men) getting stung at the airport so feel compelled to offer ways to avoid airport shakedowns and hassles.[list][*] voa - most developed economy punters need a visa. upon arrival go to the kiosk on the way to immigration us$10 for 7 days and us$25 for 30 days.[list][*] visa type - the visa must be paid before getting stuck to the passport at the next counter. therefore be absolutely clear on the period, beware 'days' are calendar and not according to time i.e. departure on calendar day 8 is us$25 visa and not us$10 although < 7 days on time basis.[*] payment - they accept all types of currency, however if you pay in us$ and don't have the exact amount, they will give change in rp according to some unfathomable exchange rate. therefore as a matter of course i always break down large us$ notes into 10 & 5 denominations prior to the flight.[*] passport page - make sure there is a blank page on the passport. if not they will charge or expect an 'extra' fee.[/list][*] taxis - to avoid aggravation, upon exiting the terminal, turn left, walk past the touts until the silver bird rank. as mentioned by senior writers, it's the vip taxi so they use the meter and generally provide reputable service.[/list][b]conclusion[/b]
is it hard work harvesting freebies? yes.
is it worth the effort? absolutely.
the only thing that beats gfe is gf and to top it off jakarta is a great place for big game hunting...:d!
wir: a rhetorical question...:p
[b]related links[/b][list][*] [url]http://www.indo.com/hotels/tamarin/facility.html[/url] - great location, breakfast, value for money and of course 'girl' friendly. highly recommended.[*] [url]http://www.esteler77.com/english/default.html[/url] - by far the highest concentration of girls.[/list]
Hotel recs for Kota/Lokasari area? Med to low budget?
Hey fellows,
Gearing up for the cherry trip to AC and Indonesia.
I was wondering if anyone has suggestions for places to stay around the Kota area, close to Lokasari?
I have looked into Sands and probably will stay there a few days but I also wanted to try some less expensive alternatives...if anyone know of any good deals in the 25-35 range.
TIA