Stupidest Question of all time
When having fun in TJ, do you guys pay in Pesos or dollars? What about hotels?
Thanks.
PS
4 Bars, Taxis, Policia, and Street girls
Started my night off at home with a shower and some alcohol. Drinking while getting ready after my shower gave me a nice buzz.
headed off the the ATM, and a quick stop at the gas station to break my 20 (need those smaller bills for the taxi) and a red bull.
im already in San Diego, so its just down the 805 to the border. I save the red bull until arriving at the border. I park in the 7 dollar lot right off the freeway. Im ready to start my solo trip.
I walk through the border to the Taxi stand. I dont mind the 5 dollar charge, even though I hear there is a cheaper taxi company somewhere. I tell the man 'Adelitas' and we are off. He pulls right up to ABs and I go in and order a beer.
I walk around, hit the bathroom, finish my beer (3.50 + .50 for tip) slowly, and take in the sights. A decent strip show is going on, but nothing terrific. The girls were spread out and 'hottie central' wasnt as crowded with chicks as it normally is. I suppose its about 10:30pm at this point. Its full of people as normal on a friday night. I get a few looks from girls hoping I take them, but thats not my plan. I knew already I wanted to go cheap and bang a streetwalker. This was just a warm-up.
I walked out of ABs after a while, and head over to Chicago, where I grab another beer. Best selection of chicks I have seen at Chicagos, but this was only my second time there. 3 bucks for a beer here. I stand over to the side, admire and drink. I finish my beer and head out.
Up next is Miami, cuz I hadnt been there yet. Place sucks. More for locals I guess. Plenty of porkers here, but if thats your thing - this is your place. Miami will sell you a beer before you get in to the place (its the cover charge). I had no problems paying the 3 bucks for a cool one because that all I came there for. I sit in a booth and just kinda chill for a minute. This lady comes right up to me and tells me 50 for her and her friend, sucky fucky, lesbian, everything. Great deal, except this chick was a little heavy and her friend was even worse. I say 'no thanks, I'm just here to drink'. I then notice that Miami Bar and Hong Kong are connected...there is a door than allows access to both places. I head over to HKs because there are like 3 girls stripping. I finish my beer and watch the show. At this point, im pretty drunk and ready to bang.
I'm out HKs and on to the alley. I do a full walk around of the block, and get plenty of "chtt chtt" (the girls make this sound to attract you), and they even have some peice of rubber that they snap in their hands as you walk by. Again, this little sound is meant to attract you over to them. They dont ever really leave the wall they are standing at. You have to go up to them. There seems to be a difference of the two sides of the alley street - one has the nicer lookin chicks, the other side has the uglier ones. A couple of chicks did however grab my shirt and pretty aggresively tried to hook up. I always say no because I prefer to do my own shopping, instead of being sold to. On my second circle of the block, i pick a smaller chick with nice makeup, a nice ass and skinny legs.
I ask her how much, she say 20 for her, 6 for the room. DEAL! I agree and we head to the room, making small talk but nothing serious. She asks my name and where Im from. I ask hers. Just basic politeness.
The room is fine - this was my second street girl ever and I dont pay attention to the hotel. I just want to bang! I undress but she keeps her top on (its cheaper this way...if u want her naked, sin ropa costs more). she helps me get hard, puts the condom on, a dab of KY, and its off to the races.
Im fucking the shit out of her, and like to go chest-to-chest missionary because I get good pentration that way. I was often tempted to kiss her chest and neck but she says something in spanish that basically means no. thats cool, i dont mind it. I just breathe on her hot and heavy and continue to bang away. she was nice and tight and it was fun. I bust and make sure to take my pants in with me to the bathroom. Last time the streetgirl I was with went in my pockets and took my condom but actually left my wallet and money. This time, im not risking anything.
I drees, thank her and head out of the hotel. As soon as I hit the corner, this chick grabs my arm and is practically beggin me to let her suck my dick. Obviously i just finished and managed to get away from this desperate lady.
I head back to the front of ABs and signal a white taxi. He seems to be heading over to me but a Policia guy flashes the driver in the faces with his flashlight and signals for him to keep moving. the Policia guy asks me nicely if I need a taxi. I kinda picked up on what happened here, but I politely tell him yes, thank you. He brings me over to a yellow cab. I'm guessin the Policia has a pact with the more expensive taxi company, but i didnt really care. I reach the border, pay the driver his 5, and walk back to my car and head home. (first to jack-in-the-box tho!)
[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I certainly hope that the author or somebody else will post a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread.[/blue]