Report on visit to Bernd’s on Friday 8th December 2006
Following my not-so-enjoyable visit to Oase on the previous day, I decided to treat myself to a Bernd’s visit. As ever, I had a fantastic time.
I had two things on my “to do” list. Firstly, when I last met him, Hollandmale had insisted that I try an erotic massage, provided that one visits on a Monday, Wednesday or Friday. Secondly, I had regretted not trying out Marcella on my last visit and so she was a priority this time.
I was also vaguely interested in meeting Trixie, having read about her on postings earlier this year, but the bar girl downstairs (gothic looking type) told me that she had left for good, about two months ago.
I arrived late afternoon and there were quite a few younger guys there compared to normal and it did not look like there were so many girls, but most were occupied. Apparently the average age of the clients drops from over 50 to under 40 on Friday evenings.
I saw that Marcella was available but could not sit next to her due to too many blokes being on the sofas. All I had to do was literally wink at her and she immediately started gathering her belongings together and followed me straight to one of the rooms. The sex was incredible (as expected) and what a contrast to the previous day’s visit to Oase! For example, whilst taking her in the missionary position she would look and me and kiss me, whilst wrapping her legs around me, unlike the girls at Oase who would always look away and not kiss.
Next up was my massage with Sandra. She’s quite thin with small boobs and so not really the type that I would normally pick. She started off with a conventional massage but then started rubbing my cock and balls. We had a bit of a chat and she really came across as wanting to please me, and apologised for having the taste of Champagne on her breath. She pecked me on the lips in a slightly embarrassed way, like a young girlfriend, and then started to give me the most professional blowjob you could imagine (I suppose unlike a young girlfriend). This was good, but I decided not to come, in order to save myself for my next session.
Anna was my next. As I think I said in a previous post, she really has come along nicely since joining Bernd’s, and now, if my mood is right, I think she is consistently as good as Brandy. Maybe next time I will try a double with Anna and Marcella.
I’ve noticed that my reports about Bernd’s Club are tending to become a little repetitive, as it is consistently the best club I know, but long may it continue!
Kingwenslas
I had to laugh when I read this...
[QUOTE=Euro100]I have witnesses shoe snatching! Several guys always had their shoes on top of the lockers in Atlantis. While I was getting undressed, I saw some guy come into the locker room, take a pair of shoes off the top of one of the lockers, walk over to the big window, open the window, throw the shoes out, and close the window again.
I suppose he thought that was funny, but imagine the guy who owned the shoes when he discovers they are missing. THAT is the definition of the onset of panic![/QUOTE]
... as I can picture that Atlantis locker room and those windows which you could indeed open and throw objects out of.
That place was kind of the start of the arms race with the over the top facilities: the pool, the sauna and steambath.
I also remember clearly meeting an American woman who worked there.
I was sitting on one of those couches in the middle section and she comes by from behind and starts running her hand through my hair. She spoke German but she had an accent. And then I realized she was an American and she realized I spoke English too. That was a genuine surprise. I forget her name though.
The last time I was there was in the fall of 03 and it was clear that something was in the air and it was going through the tubes.
The selection was awful. You know when a club is on its way out when the Thekenfrau, who is the only one who is fully dressed, makes you turn your head every time she walks by to pick up empty glasses and to clean ashtrays.
Dreaming of a Bernd's Christmas
5th visit in 4 months, qualifies me as a regular, and even the women that I've never "done" greet me like I'm a long-lost lover. Sadly, this is my last trip to DE until long after the holidays, and my Bernd's longing will have to wait awhile.The Caribbean Princess even asked me why it took me 3 weeks to come back when I had said that I would be back in 2 weeks.
Full lineup at hand: Agatha, Anna, Babsi, Ina, Janey, Jessi, Katja, Leila, Marcella, Mara, Michelle, Mina, Nina, Patrizia (new girl introduced that night; black hair, medium build, 32B, sat with her legs closed and covered by towel most of the time), Princess, Rita, Sabrina, Sandi, Svinja, Tanya, Tatiana and a tall, skinny, 40-ish woman whom I have not seen before.
Began with Janey who is sweet and shy, followed by a long session with Leila, who is amazingly wild and sexy, and a 2 hour session with Princess which was mind-boggling and life-changing and left me totally wiped out. I had brought her a small pocket rocket vibrator for Xmas and it was a big hit, so much so that in the midst of my session with Princess in the room just off the locker room whose door doesn't lock, we were making so much noise that we had a steady stream of women visitors, some who stayed for awhile. Good thing that I had a long flight to the Middle East that night.
4 observations:
1) In light of the recent discussion here re Creampie- I did some onsite research and asked 5 of the women including 2 with whom I am friendly with and who are really honest with me, and they said that if it happened it is on girl's perogative and only with a long-time regular. It's not on the menu and probably only on offer with the long-time operatives.
2) Sitting on the couch upstairs cuddling with Princess with Marcella on my right and Svinja to her right, this large, fat, 70 year old guy comes and sits between Marcella and svinja, and begins the Bernd's couch dance with Svinja. About 10 minutes pass and he invites Marcella to join from the other side. The 3 of them go off to the room. Later Marcella stops in to visit Princess and I in the midst of our session (damn that unlockable door) and when we asked how the session with the older fat guy was and did he manage to pop, she tells us that the guy came twice. As Marlow has pointed out - the elixir of life is in the wasser mit gaz at Bernd's.
3) The Movie of the Day featured on the upstairs screen was a "Day of the Dildo" No, actually it was showing a bunch of guys visting a Sauna Club. I was in the middle of talking with Janey and Jessi when I glanced at the screen and recognized the room that they were filming in. Unfortunately, I have been in too many clubs to remember where it was. When the scene changed they showed the entrance to Park Schloss Dali, which I last visited about 4 years ago. Surreal scene- sitting in FKK, surrounded by naked FKK women, and watching a movie filmed at a competing FKK.
4) Met a Canadian guy and his German colleague- The Canadian said that they had been at Calligula but left because the entrance fee was 175 Euro and each session afterwards was 75 Euro. Can that be?
Luckily, I'll have many Kodak moments to revert back to over the next few weeks, dreaming of a Bernd's Christmas.