[QUOTE=GroinStrain]I have been frantically scouring the food cupboards ever since to see what else might give the same tingly feeling. [/QUOTE]
WAY too much information forum-mate. ;)
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[QUOTE=GroinStrain]I have been frantically scouring the food cupboards ever since to see what else might give the same tingly feeling. [/QUOTE]
WAY too much information forum-mate. ;)
[QUOTE=Popeye 69]I had a girl sneak a load of toothpaste into her mouth last weekend before giving me a BBBJ - tingle isn't the phrase I'd use!![/quote]
I can believe that! I had one PRC who whipped out some "careful sex wipes" she had brought from China. Sporadic Jr. thought it was Sloan´s linament. Yowza!
[quote]Is this one a fanny first for you - pop an Alka Seltzer tablet in there. I used to see a girl that loved it. We called it "fizzy fanny fountain."[/QUOTE]
I am obviously a babe in the woods here. [b]I surrender.[/b]
I finally managed to get tall buxum blonde Miss E to my place. We partied for a few hours at my place with a pal and his girl.
E liked the red satin lingerie I bought her, and wanted me to take photos even after I put the camera away (I'm getting lazy with the camera). We drank too much, had sex (only once :() then we all went to Rattlesnake around 2:00am to finish the night off with a bit of dancing and another drink.
Nearly closing time, and everyone wanted to go home. I still wanted a strong massage, so said goodnight, went outside, and found a Chinese MILF. I took her home, and instructed her how to walk all over my back while holding onto the bedroom wall. After the long hard massage, I couldn't finish to her blowjob or handjob no matter how much she tried, so we fucked while she pretended she didn't want to (if you know what I mean ;)). She was wild.
I'd promised her 300, but when we were finished I could only scratch together 293 in small notes. We both laughed in embarrassment and I took her to a taxi.
I'll post some more pics of Miss E and Milf tomorrow
Then you should try some Fisherman's friends while DATY. Some girls love it and hit the ceiling, others not so much "pussy on fire"
Give it a try (or start with a not so strong mint)
[QUOTE=Sporadic]Well, I thought I would never be surprised by anything on this forum. Congrats, I had never heard of the "toothpaste on the fanny" before.
Will wonders never cease? ;)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Boka D]I'm getting screwed by not being blown!
Seriously, it's disheartening. I find most of the CIS girls I'm interested in to be unwilling for BBBJ and almost never CIM.
WTF am I doing wrong?
One possible point of difference from you CIM lucky is that I am only in Dubai for short periods of time and don't often see a girl more than once. So, all my oberservations are related to her first time performance/attitude. Also, almost exclusively girls under 24.[/QUOTE]So guys. I'm on my first ever trip to Dubai. I'm so excited. Unfortunately for ONE night only. So I'm seeking some advice as given my time limitations I cannot afford to make a mistake. I only have one go at it so. Where is the BEST place to find, hot young (under 28), caucasion women? As its only one night, I need glamours to make my stay memorable;.) Ideally incall service would be good. But outcall is fine too.
Also can anyone recommend a nice spa place for an awesome massage?
Thanks guys.
[QUOTE=Sporadic]WAY too much information forum-mate. ;)[/QUOTE]Only joking. Just my English sense of humour.
[QUOTE=Cons68]Then you should try some Fisherman's friends while DATY. Some girls love it and hit the ceiling, others not so much "pussy on fire"
Give it a try (or start with a not so strong mint)[/QUOTE]
A dab of 'Deep Heat' produces very dramatic effects and is almost impossible to wash off, but dont expect to see the girl again! :)
[QUOTE=Piper1]Then we all went to Rattlesnake around 2:00am to finish the night off with a bit of dancing and another drink.
said goodnight, went outside, and found a Chinese MILF. I took her home, [/QUOTE]Took one girl into Rattler and picked another up outside on way out. Sheer class. On a school night aswell.
[quote=Kokkos2]"You give mamasan 100 for loom”. Ok, never saw that coming, add 100 to the tab. ... We make a deal, 3 girls for 900, no extra for room (lesson learnt) and they pay all taxi fares. They have their own driver and their own flat (all very clean).[/quote]Difference between the 1st and the 2nd not really a rip-off - just the cost of using a [i]3rd party's[/i] room. If you're not using your own [i]accomodations[/i], best to ask about [i]hers[/i] by asking how many girls she lives with. If it's 10+, chances are, you're not going to use [u]her[/u] room. If it's a couple, chances are you will.
[quote=Boka D]I'm getting screwed by not being blown! WTF am I doing wrong?[/quote]For any [i]essential[/i] menu items, I always check to see if they're in stock BEFORE leaving the bar. That way, you have the info to make the go/no-go decision.
[quote=groinstrain]took one girl into rattler and picked another up outside on way out. sheer class. on a school night aswell.[/quote]it's a long story, but i'll keep it short. i could've had e stay at my place until about 8am, but by 2am i changed my mind and wanted to let her go. i'd lusted after her for weeks, had a good time with her in crowne plaza hotel last week, but last night at my place i got bored with her. she has this thing about staring urgently into eyes with this "oh my god!" look while fucking. first time it was a turn-on, but last night i thought it was a bit of a show. she also got domestic very quickly. her first time at my place last night and she was being wifey. a real turn-off for me. even my wife isn't wifey thank god. still, e is a sweetie, beautiful, good fun, and has a hot bod, so i might take her again one night.
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just shoot me ... if i go to rattler again soon.
i went there tonight looking for my mojo (i seem to have left it somewhere last night ;)). i was grabbed pushed and pulled in all directions by absolutely desperate girls, sometimes two or three at a time. plus, the airconditioning wasn't coping with the intense heat and humidity. i did get tempted by a cute young djibouti girl with too much eye-shadow, but she admitted she doesn't "suck". she was so cute i decided if she would allow photos, i'd forget the blowjob and bring her home. but she said no photos and no blowjob - so it was no night with piper.
another african girl didn't win any points by grabbing me as i left, saying "honey, come home and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url] in my pussy". first time i've heard that one.
here goes second report of my summer activities.
wed 01-08 2300:
with inertia firmly set in, it took a major effort to get arse off couch, shower and set off on hunting trip.
the snake pit 2307:
as the esteemed piper1 said; it was packed and hot. almost like fibbers 10 years ago. except my waistline has doubled and my hair halved. luckily there were some very friendly ladies.
getting a drink is a problem! then you wait just as long for your change (have to break those blue ones for effective negotiations later)
1. eritrean – snotty attitude. the one sitting at the far end of the bar. 400 for st. bbbj. 1 shot no greek. moved on.
2. eye contact with miss white pants green top cis. out of my league. this is a 2000dhs babe. no one talking to her. she is beautiful.
3. ghanaian. told her i do not eat chocolate. she insisted i feel her arse. rock hard. i buy her a drink and she rubs her arse against me while watching the band doing all those "queen" songs. real turn on. she says: "baby, once you go black, you never go back" i’m keen to test this statement. then the bomb; 800dhs st! i loose all wood instantly. she does not budge. 800 for bbbj, no greek, 1 shot. i peel off.
4. prc. tall, thin, ink on boob and vely good engrish. standard prc with standard menu. 500 for bbbj, her place, no back-side. "smell no gooood toooo much pain! " i am keen.
5. then #2 cis is next to me. she calls me by my name, tells me where i work and what car i drive! scary! she used to work at car dealer. now forced into prostitution. i am in love. she is fantastic. i offer 1000. the menu is not even discussed. the room at metropolitan is 700 but she has no passport copy. off to my house. tiptoe in (maids sleeping). it was like a "hallmark" love story. shower. dfk massage. bbbj. daty rimming. ptm. no atm. she is so wet. she says: " look how much water i have for you". at 4am i take her to a taxi. i am in love. i will pay off her loans, leave my family, leave dubai and we will live in the mountains. she will cook goulash and i will work in the forest.
This afternoon I was driving home from the office, and I checked out two gorgoues tall blondes waiting for a taxi beside the road. As I got closer, I realized I'd partied and had hot sex with one of them two nights ago. Yes, it was statuesque Miss E and one of her sisters. And yes, I did a u-turn to offer them a ride (can't leave them standing in the hot sun ;)) but a taxi beat me to them.
Also, Sisi told me at Rattler last night that a friend of hers saw me at Seaview last week and that I took another Chinese girl home. She punched me hard on the arm. Only problem was, I was at Seaview (with SteveStx), but it was SteveStx who took home a 'Chinese' girl (Asian-looking CISNoura). I guess we white guys all look the same. ;)
Was in Seaview again last night with a friend of mine and asked the doorman about their policy on african girls entering. This due to my experience last Friday when I was not allowed to bring in my Ethiopian favourite. Guy said that african girls allowed in if escorted by a guy. If no guy then no entry. As this suits my needs I am now happy.
Was charged Dhs 50 to get in with 1 free drink. First time I have ever been charged so another change of policy. Either that or my complaints had hit a nerve and they were getting revenge by charging me.
Got in about 11.30, I think, and the place had just the right amount of people. Not too busy. Maybe 60% guys 40% women. The Dubai chapter of the hell's angels, or whatever they are called, were all in there. Thought they followed the Rock Spiders at the Majestic.
Some nice looking PRC and a lot more not so nice looking. Not pushy at all just standing and sitting and waiting. Nothing worth taking home so just watched the band and disappeared alone at about 2.00. Woke up about 6 and puked my guts up. The beer tasted iffy in Seaview so will blame it on that.
03-08
beers at respectable place. boys rep001ter, each one with different agenda.
sea view at 2200
there are 20 guys to one girl. the girls are slowly trickling in. now, i will stick my neck out here. the band is very good. the guys are a mixture of:
1. pakistani students out on the town.
2. korean sailors staying at the marine club.
3. uk expats. average age 50. average waistline 50”. average iq 50. i have heard of the labourer class expat, but never seen them. gentlemen, this place is filled with low life. there were a few; “no3 on top wiff the back long” hair styles (i swaer). if you are an oilrig worker, you will love it. if not, avoid like the plague. the class of wg follows the clientele. no more said.
the band is fantastic.
york at2230.
standard mix of prc and african wg. nothing of note, so off to amp.
pros of amp.
always clean. guaranteed good service. value for money par excel lance. 500dhs for 1:30 of everything incl. greek with atm.
3 chicken shwarmas and off to bed.
[QUOTE=Kokkos2] UK expats. Average age 50. Average waistline 50”. Average IQ 50... “no3 on top wiff the back long” hair styles... If you are an oilrig worker, you will love it. [/QUOTE]Kokkos, I do not want to sound paranoid, but posting Piper´s personal details on the forum like that could be dangerous for him. ;)
The hairstyle is known as a "mullet" and is only 25 years out of date.
Ps. Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck.