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Strange BUT true
Having not been to Kiev since the summer and spending many hours chasing girls in Donetsk, I found myself in Kiev for the week.
I took myself Monday night to RP I arrive very early 9.30ish as I could not be bothered going all around town after a hard days work.
I went to the bar and sat at one of the island tables in the middle to watch the talent arrive. Almost at the strike of 10.30 they started to arrive, and I am never not astounded by this place, the next one better than the last.
So after way too many beers to be in the land of the sharks that is the river palace I ventured upstairs into the shark pool.
I parked myself at the bar and decided it is a great place to stand and interview, the opening gambit seems to be $400 in the summer I only remember the really good lookers opening with that but perhaps my memory is getting bad.
Anyway after a couple of hours interviewing and turing my nose up to some real darlings, a petite girl kept coming back she was sort of up my street and she open-ended with the $400 and next time came down to $300 and next to $250, anyway next time she came over I just said look you can come home with me and I will pay the taxi and no more, and she agreed!
So off we went home and she stayed the night till 10am and she did not even hit me up for any money again! Yes you are reading right a freebie from RP.
Tuesday night I was out with clients and was home by 12pm but at 2am I called the RP girl again and she was in the RP and offered to catch a cab to stay with me again, and no mention this time of even the cab fare, and who was I to turn down such an offer, and she came to me again and stayed the night. Was she good? Yes worth the money? For sure!
Wedsday night I was with customers and we ventured into Arena bar to watch the football (Manchester United), I have been here a few times with friends but have never ventured into it as a single man, it was as bad as RP not as many but virtually all the girls where working there, my customers thought it was great and one took a girl home for $150 for the night, I met some strange girl who said she only offered a massage for 50 euro I thought she was lying took her home and guess what? Yep she only did a massage. And went home.
After seeing how my customers enjoyed the Ukrainian women I decided to take them to RP on Thursday.
We had a meal down the road in a restraunt on a boat and ventured to RP around midnight, the place was jumping, the number of women was down on Monday but very high in standard my visitors where astounded at the place, and who should come walking up to me but my freebie from Monday and Tuesday, I thought here we go again and she came up slapped me on the face and told me that If I wanted a girl I should have called her and not come looking for a girl here! WTF I thought and let her walk.
A week gone in Kiev, I hope to return soon as the mongering pace there is so much faster and better the Donetsk.
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Thanks Guys !
River Palace (n°1) and President are now on my list!
More feed backs?
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Q, your report is almost unbelievable but hey stranger things do happen. From reading you report I would assume that is a week you spent in Kiev 3-4 years ago and you are just getting around to writing about it.
BTW - the reason why RP is good on Monday night is because few clubs are open in Kiev that night.
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Why Cruiser?
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I assume that is Kiev 3-4 years ago.
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You didn't say why.
Some other stuff:
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Lobby girls
[QUOTE=Samsarai]Yes I will be on company account so the price of the hotel room is not really an option.
My idea is to book on internet an hotel where - like in Russia - you find those inside bars (not necessariliy strip clubs) packed with P4P and bring one up in your room for 100 usd. Do you have the same in Kiev ?[/QUOTE]
My only experience like this was at the Hotel Mir (2.5 years ago), where they had 5 or 6 lobby girls (there was also a small strip club) and I took one of the less-bad-looking girls, dolled up in a white leather mini-skirt and boots, for $100. She looked better with her clothes on. It was my first EE experience, so I did not have any price comparisons and maybe I could have bargained better.
My point is that Hotel Mir is a dive and not some place you would want to stay if you are on company expenses and price is no object. But even there the lobby girls were over-priced for what I was getting. So if you are at a posh hotel the price structure is likely to be somewhat higher -but then hopefully the quality would be also.
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[QUOTE=Cruiser D]Q, your report is almost unbelievable but hey stranger things do happen. From reading you report I would assume that is a week you spent in Kiev 3-4 years ago and you are just getting around to writing about it.
BTW - the reason why RP is good on Monday night is because few clubs are open in Kiev that night.[/QUOTE]
No last week! honest! I could not believe it also!
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Sauna in Kiev?
Some friends are coming to Kiev and they are into the sauna thing. I would like arrange a few hours of debauchery in a sauna. Can anybody recommend a decent sauna which orders girls for you or at least allows the customers bring girls with? Thanks!
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Refreshing....
Finally, a WG who provides exactly and fully what is on her discussed and agreed menu, no more and no less. :-))))
I would ask QJump where do you find them? But you answered that in your post. Priceless (well at least Euro 50 worth) and thanks for sharing.
[QUOTE=Qjump]t, I met some strange girl who said she only offered a massage for 50 euro I thought she was lying took her home and guess what? Yep she only did a massage. And went home.
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Finally?
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Finally, a WG who provides exactly what is discussed and agreed, no more and no less.
I would ask where do you find them? But you answered that.
Priceless and thanks for sharing.
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I guess you must be experiencing something unusual, since every agency WG provides exactly what is agreed on, which is the basic one-pop covered minuet and sex for the hourly rate, with the agency calling her mobile after about 45 minutes to notify that your one hour time is up.
That's not to say that something extra might be available if you ask for it or offer additional payment. But its usually not offered, YOU have to make the inquiry for extras and then a negotiation takes place, and it is usually not anything outrageous. I could just be spoiled by the lower provincial price structure system, that I tend to avoid Kiev pro's and their inflated/greedy demands. On the other hand, when dealing with amateurs, they can tend to be more likely to make some outrageous demands if you want something above and beyond whatever basic fun that may have been originally agreed upon.
What you passed right over, that Q-chump never even mentioned, was whether or not he tried to offer the massage pick-up dyev anything else. All he said was that she just gave him massage for $50 and then she left. He never said if he offered her any more payment, or whether she was hot looking, he only described her as "strange". So your "finally!" exasperation is based on a story that leaves out that critical detail.
Asking where to find massages with set pricing is also pretty obvious, this service is not difficult to locate.
Priceless??
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Bad day Bezer ??
Priceless indeed. Im guessing the Dyev kicked you out of the bed on the wrong side this morning ?
It was mean't from the whooshing sounds to be ironic and with humor.
You are usually pretty sharp on the uptake, but your antennae must have got bent during the night. Not to worry we all have bad days. Up and at 'em and Enjoy.
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I made plans to be in Kiev next week but I am now worried the weather put a dent on a nightlife and otherwise cheerful Kiev ladies, should I postpone? Thank you
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[QUOTE=Sean EZ]I made plans to be in Kiev next week but I am now worried the weather put a dent on a nightlife and otherwise cheerful Kiev ladies, should I postpone? Thank you[/QUOTE]Nightlife in Kiev is not very much dependent on weather, so all options are still open - unless there is extreme cold or rain. But you loose the eye candy on the street from a hot summer day:).
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Hedonist - Sauna in Kiev
Here is a list of Sauna's in Kiev:
[url]http://laznya.kiev.ua/#top[/url]
The prices are per hour unless mentioned different. There is mostly a minimum of 2 hours and in the evening it is more expensive.
For the price you hire the whole sauna and you can bring whoever you want. Most sauna's are for maximum 6 to 8 persons.
If it is a standard sauna you will get for the price the Sauna, a pool with cold water, a relax room with a bed, showers, towels and for drinks tea and cold water. Alcoholic dinks are charged extra.
If it is a more exclusive sauna you will also get a Jacuzzi or a pool with hot water in addition.
If you want to go to a sauna you need to make a reservation. For the more exclusive ones, it must be at least 2 days on beforehand, because they are mostly occupied.
I know there are some sauna’s offering girls to join you. Of course you have to pay for the girls per hour or so.
Have fun.
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Sean
The weather does not matter. Even if it is cold the clubs are crowded during weekends and the nightlife throughout the week is the same as usual. . But if there is a cold wind and it is snowing, there is no need to walk on Kreshatik during daytime to see some nice ladies.
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I just got it!
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Im guessing the Dyev kicked you out of bed on the wrong side this morning ?
It was mean't from the whooshing sounds to be ironic and with humor.
You are usually pretty sharp on the uptake, but your antennae must have got bent during the night. Not to worry we all have bad days.
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Thanks Eggs,
The whoosh sound was also your sarcasm going right over my head. I think Olga has kicked me on to the wrong side of the week, and wrapped my nuts around my humor antennae.
Jeez, thanks for straightening me out.