BeerGarden Sukhumvit Soi 7 (BG7)
I was at the beerGarden recently (most commonly known as "El Cheapo's Lair" or "Cheap Charlie Heaven") and most girls looked very tired. Old or young, beauty or not, how can one make the difference between the permanent residents and the girls who come once in a blue moon?
I know these freelancers Rotate between BG7, Gullivers, Nana PL but how can one tell who's new and who's not?
It's not really my scene but I got a chuckle trying to figure it out.
Peterterb's post just revived that question in my mind so I guess I can ask here and let the experts share their knowledge.
A great night in BKK, my arse !!
day 3 night 3, not such good fun after all.
ok so i decide to head for nana about 6 pm, alone and confident as ever. first stop is one of the bars at the entrance, where i find a nice seat with a good view as to the comings and goings of nana ep.
next to me is a german guy, also alone, we strike up a conversation, he is first time to bkk too and tells me all about nana and i tell him of my cowboy exploits so far, including all about the great little babe etc. john the german is desperate for a good ‘pussy trick’ show and i recommend the cowboy long gun routine as a reasonable starter. he also informs me that he likes to go for an ‘oil massage’ before calling his wife then heading off, so a plan is hatched.......
first we partake of the oil massage in a seedy, but good little place just behind nana ep. my first time with an oil job and quite a pleasant experience being able to chat with john whilst having the ‘troubles’ eased by a nice little thai girl for an hour, and all for 300 baht too. next john makes his call home from his hotel (nana) while i wait in the bar round the corner, supping a beer watching the rain cascade over the almost stationary traffic.
john returns, all good deeds done for wife and family, but now raring to go for the show at cowboy. first stop is the little thai restaurant on soi 23, called love scene, where we enjoy some excellent food, a beer and more banter, before heading into the chaos of cowboy at around 9 pm. into the long gun and the trick show has just started, john is happy as we get two stage side seats and he has a damn good close up of the ‘smoking pussy’ routine. john has also got a dancer giving him a good once-over so he buys her a drink, but she promptly fucked off to get ready for the next turn on stage. the girls drink remains untouched and the pussy trick show is over, now he is pissed off about the waste of money, but wants more, so we drop into talic for some recommended bare pussy action. it is very crowded, the choice of table limited and to my horror the dancer above me is wearing a thong to spoil the view – john the german is unimpressed and we change seats twice before he finds a ‘no panties’ view he likes.
suddenly, half way through the first beer, he is off, not happy, lets go somewhere else. so off to bacarra we go, john is happier, none of the girls are wearing panties and we have a decent viewing point – all seems good. i spot a dancer that my girl of last night had been chatting to and wave her down for a drink. she comes, sits in my lap and bum bops away quite delightfully. john is quite amazed and asks if anyone can do it, i point to all the other girls giving guys like me 5 minutes of pleasure for the price of a drink and tell john to wave one down for some of the same. he hesitates, saying he needs one he really likes, then the girl above us does a real good ‘bend and show’ routine and he is hooked. down she comes, sits in his lap and orders a tequila, all seems good as my girl continues to bum bop with me, then asks to be excused for a bit so she can go and do her routine. no problem as she dances right above me and i get to view what i have just been feeling anyway. next i go for a [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord134][CodeWord134][/url], returning to find john the german is suddenly alone and i ask what happened. apparently his girl asked for another tequila and he told her to fuck off, so she did. john is very unhappy and tells me that this is all crap as last night he bought a girl at nana ep one drink and was able to hold her for 45 minutes, suddenly he wants out and will go to nana to get much better value. i should have heeded the warning bells when i paid for the taxi and as soon as he split the first bill in the long gun, only paying for exactly what he had ordered and me pitching in for my two beers instead of him buying a round !!!
warnings aside i decide to accompany john to nana ep and shortly after midnight we catch a cab, this time john pays and gives the driver a whole 10 baht tip too – not bad, but i now know he is a tighter **** than most i have seen on stage so far.
arriving at nana ep, john directs me to angel witch and there is a pretty good show on. i am, as usual, quite happy and apparently so is john the german, now back on familiar ground so to speak. he pulls a dancer down off the stage and buys her a drink, i spot an amazing little 50:50 and do the same – all is good and we sit stage side as the girls bum bop and fondle away. after about 15 minutes i try to barfine the 50:50 for long time but she wont go, apparently she will only do short time as she has to go home to mama – probably bullshit, but i don’t care and offer her a second drink anyway, basically she has a great arse, nice tits and is feeling my cock very well thank you. i get both girls a drink and john the german returns from the bog. the waitress returns with the bar chit and john takes a look and goes nuts – he wants to know why i let the girls have another drink so soon. at the risk of being rude i point to the little hand massaging my hard cock and say ‘’who gives a damn when life is this good’’ but john is unimpressed and starts to give me a lecture on how long he can get a girl to sit with him for just one drink. i actually do not give a damn and tell him so again at which point john decides to put 500 baht into the pot and fuck off elsewhere to find a better girl. i decide it is time to part company and stay put, ‘thanks for a great time and all that crap’ then off he goes into the night.
the show goes on and things get really good as three aussies join me and celebrate one of their number having a birthday. they are all looking for three girls to barfine longtime and take off to pattaya if possible, we are all having a great night. suddenly the show is absolutely awesome as a tiny little thing appears and almost takes over the whole bar with her sexy routine, shoving her sexy crotch into our faces and pulling aside her g-string giving us full on shaven snatch nose-rubbing etc, not a hair to be seen. even though she kicks over and spills our beers, everybody wants her; the mamasan is going nuts cos the show is just too damn rude, fingers and tongues everywhere now. my aussie friends and i discuss how awesome it would be to barfine this crazy little thing cos we know she would be so naughty and they all have a go, but to our utter amazement the show girl appears to be hooked up with the extremely fat 40 something english woman that has appeared overflowing the stool next to me !!!! this is one huge lesbian beast and my aussie friend looks as shocked as i am, then he explains, she must have got so big from eating the girls ha ha..........
ten minutes later the aussies have begun to barfine, it is getting late and the pickings are slim. the tiny little exhibitionist thing is still kissing the huge sow and i am once again alone, being pestered by the mamasan and the also-rans that are desperately looking to be barfined. feeling brave i catch the eye of the tiny show-off thing, mid kiss with the sow, and say ‘’barfine long time’’ and to my amazement she agrees to it. my aussie friend next to me has also hooked one, not my cup of tea but a pleasant girl of course !! he asks me how i’m doing and tell him i‘ve barfined the show-off baby whose pussy he had full in his face ten minutes ago – nobody can believe it, including me, she is definitely the hottest girl in the bar and they all shake my hand as, having paid mamasan, i wait patiently for her to go and get changed. she asks for 5 minutes to say good bye to the fat lesbian sow so like a fool i agree. ten minutes later the aussies are all partying on and my girl is still crying with the fat sow, this is beginning to look stupid so i hassle the mamasan to get her moving and off she goes to get changed. i stand looking even more stupid for a further ten minutes as the bar empties and i find myself being the tail end charlie. my girl appears, totally drunk, hardly able to stand we all laugh as i throw her 35 kg (max at a guess) body over my shoulder and walk out. downstairs, still carrying the girl on my shoulder, i meet the aussies with their girls and everyone cheers as i throw the show girl into a tuk-tuk and disappear rejoicing.
big mistake !!!
it is pissing with rain, my tuk-tuk driver is racing with another guy, my girl is drunk and flying all over the place – she is going to be sick. we arrive at soi 33, the tuk-tuk guy wants 200 baht, i tell him no way, then the girl falls in the road, we are getting soaked and things are turning shitty with the tuk-tuk guy now. i pay him 50 baht, pick her up and leg it into livingstones with her. good job she is so light as i carry her one-handed up the stairs whilst quickly retrieving my room key from my wallet. nobody is following me so all is well – job done.
the girl squawks she is hungry, makes ten fruitless attempts to escape, too drunk to find the door lock. eventually i throw her on the bed and quickly hide her shoes along with my valuables, now she can go nowhere. next thing she is still squawking she is hungry, ripping off her clothes and heading for the bathroom as i stand and watch thinking, what the fuck have i got here, she is crazy but i remember the bald pussy show in the bar, she is going to be damn good fun.
wrong !!!
she says she feels sick so i give her a few minutes in the bathroom and hearing no noise, go in to check she is ok.
shock horror – the girl is squatting head down the ‘big white telephone’ but, even worse, there is a huge pool of menstrual blood on the floor under her tiny arse. the girl has ‘come on’ and not even realised it yet cos she definitely wasn’t like that in the bar 30 minutes ago. just my fucking luck – time to call it a day !!
its now 6 am, im sitting here, pissed off and typing this as she lays on a towel on the bed snoring her head off – a great night in bangkok, all i have to do is get rid of her, that is going to be fun ????
cheers, ff
September Trip Report, Part 15 - How do you spell relief?
Days 3 and 4 in Bangkok. I confess that a certain amount of fatigue is setting in. I’ve been on the road for two weeks, and this 64-year-old man may be seeing limits. I’ve stopped taking either Vitamin V or C, letting my body clean up for a couple of days. I’m expecting an intense visit in Manila to end my trip, so a little rest wouldn’t hurt. And I’m coming down with a cold.
Not that I’m complaining. Thursday, I drifted over to the Beer Garden (I’ve been spelling it Biergarden for some reason) after dinner where I connected with Dee, a cute little thing. She was cold, and when I offered her a drink, she wanted coffee. We chatted while she drank it and got along nicely. One of the things I like about the Beer Garden is the ability to talk to the girls and make some kind of connection. Or not. I chatted with another girl before Dee and, while she was attractive, there was no real chemistry.
Back at the room, Dee was competent, energetic and ultimately unsuccessful at getting me off. This is getting to be an old story, in more ways than one. She tried hard, I tried hard, but nothing resulted from our combined efforts. I’m not complaining. On one level, I had a very good time.
After I sent Dee off, I rested for a while, went out for a late coffee, running into Nat at Coffee World. If I’d had any strength, I would have grabbed her, as she was pretty, tall, personable and very interested. But I really couldn’t face another session in bed so soon. I got her phone number instead.
Back at the room, I fell asleep despite the coffee but woke just before 2 a.m. Perfect timing to check out the post-closing scene. It wasn’t quite what I expected. As I hit the corner of Sukhumwit and Soi Nana, I ran into a river of girls who were crossing Suk and heading east up the street. It was interesting, but almost none of them was looking to catch an eye. They were heading home.
Rounding the corner, however, both sides of Soi Nana were lined with girls in the market, from near the corner down to the bars at the end of and across from the Nana Hotel. There was not as much activity in the Nana parking lot, to my surprise. I gather the hotel discourages using it as a marketplace. Almost all the girls were outside along the street.
After a brief survey, I joined the throng crossing Sukhumwit and followed it east. Some of the girls dropped out to stand along the sidewalk, but most of them seemed to catch buses and taxis. The stream dwindled, and by Soi 7/1 was nearly gone. I turned around and headed back. I ran into a beautiful woman from Uganda that I would have loved to take, but her price was high and my libido was low. I declined reluctantly.
I walked back to Soi Nana with many glances my way, crossed Suk, and walked up the other side. There were several late-night bars set up. A woman I’d talked to earlier tried to grab me, but I forged past after a brief conversation. She wasn’t that tempting. The late bar scene extended maybe two blocks and ended abruptly.
I sat down at the last bar, where the mamasan tried to interest me in her new girl, who had just started that day. The girl spoke no English, I think. She was pretty, smiled nicely, and had a nice set of lungs. I got the price down to 1000 baht but mamasan wanted a 300 baht barfine, and I declined. In retrospect, it probably wasn’t unreasonable, but I’ve been avoiding barfines and I really wasn’t all that interested. I walked back to the hotel, and went to sleep.
Friday, I collected my laundry and debated how best to break my logjam. The main candidates were Annie’s Massage and Tulip Massage. Over lunch, I debated with myself which would be better. I’d been to Tulip on my last trip, and had a good session. I’d never been to Annie’s. Did I want adventure or a sure thing? I flipped a coin to try to decide. It came up for Tulip, but, after some thought, I opted for new territory and went to Annie’s.
I always have to gather my resolve to go into a new place, being basically still a shy boy at heart. I had, for example, scouted the location of Annie’s the day before but didn’t go in, though I sort of had it in mind. It was a little hard to find. I knew it was off to the west of Soi Nana but that was only minor help. There’s a small sign pointing the way, but you almost have to know where to look for it. If you walk down Soi Nana away from Sukhumwit, you’ll see a large sign for Annie’s bar, which isn’t it. But if you turn right, go past the Rajah Hotel, you’ll find Annie’s Massage on the left at the corner of Soi 2. Go up the steps, then upstairs, and you’re there.
I bought a beer and chatted with the mamasan while checking the fishbowl. There were 10-12 girls, mostly average. The price was 1700 baht for two hours and the works. I asked about girls who took it front and back. I wasn’t sure I wanted that but wanted the option. That narrowed it to two girls and only one of those was pretty. I chose her – Aey, pronounced like the letter A. She came out, I bought her a beer, and she said “Go to room.”
In the room, Aey started running water into a large tub behind a curtain, then left me briefly, returning with a basket of soaps and lotions. She gestured for me to get undressed, saying “Shower,” then left again. I was confused, as there seemed to be no separate place for a shower. When she came back, I asked “Where shower?” and she pointed at the tub. We both stripped and climbed in. I leaned back against the end with my head on a pillow, and she knelt between my legs. She washed me from neck down, then spread more soap on my chest and hers and scrubbed me with her breasts. Then, turning around, she rubbed her cute little fanny all over my chest and groin.
Mr. Happy was showing signs of interest. Sitting between my legs again, Aey splashed water over my middle, then bent over and began a lengthy and expert blowjob. After a while, she asked “You come now?” I said “I wish,” but I couldn’t quite get there.
We rinsed off, dried and moved to the big bed. Aey resumed the blowjob for a while, then rolled on a condom and climbed aboard. We bumped and ground for a while, which she seemed to enjoy, then I rolled her onto her back. She enjoyed that even more. So did I, but I was still not able to come. I pulled out, put her on her knees, and slid back in. After a while, I began rolling my thumb on her asshole. No objection from Aey, so I got some lotion, spread it around, and worked my thumb in. I don’t know if she was faking, but she started to moan. I pulled out of her pussy and, applying more lotion to both of us, began inserting my prick into her backside. Or tried to. My erection was flagging and she was tight. I got about halfway in before my powers deserted me.
I pulled out and flopped onto my back. Aey stripped off the condom, wiped me down, and resumed a combination handjob/blowjob. That was feeling pretty good. Aey began to fondle my backside and, when I didn’t object, slowly slid a finger inside. That did the trick. Bang! “Wow,” she said, “big cum!” You bet, baby.
I staggered back to the hotel. After a nap, I had dinner, read, slept. I had no interest in any more action. After a while, I crawled into bed and turned out the lights.
It’s Saturday morning now. I’ve had breakfast, walked down to Coffee World, bought a couple of gifts, mailed a postcard to a friend. I’ve got a cold for which I bought medicine from the pharmacy next to the hotel. I’m leaving tomorrow for Manila. Do I want one more round tonight? That IS the question.
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Peterterb's 2008 trip to Asia - Part 2 Bangkok
Part 2 – Bangkok
I went to a couple of malls after lunch – the mind boggling Central World and the electronics-oriented Pantip Plaza. Unbelievable compared to what we see in Canada. In Central World I saw a few guys leading their "dates" around the mall, I’ve done that a couple of times, it’s fun until the girl starts asking for gifts. Pantip is just organized chaos. Five floors of electronics shops selling hardware, software (all pirated, of course), food court. They are both worth a visit during the day.
Next stop was the barbershop for a quick haircut, the girl did a very nice job on my balding old head. I think she upgraded me from a 2 to a 3! Every little bit helps when I am trying to get those gogo dancers to look my way.
After that it was over to the Beer Garden for a cold drink. Much slimmer pickings today than yesterday. . The ratio of men to women was bad (way more men than women) and there were quite a few "veteran" and "plain jane" girls plying their wares. In fact there were only a handful of girls that even caught my eye, and I have low standards. Anyways I spent an enjoyable hour in there people watching. Those girls have tremendous radar-like capabilities, even from across the room they will watch you and just when you make eye contact with them, they flash you their biggest "Can I join you? " smile.
Back to the hotel for a clean-up and some dinner. It turns out the JW Marriott main restaurant (on the main floor) offers only buffet for dinner, it looked good but I am a lazy sod who likes to have my dinner fetched for me by fetching young Thai girls. So I headed out into the street for dinner and went to Pomodoro, a nice Italian place on Sukhumvit directly across the street from the Landmark Hotel. The food is quite good here, the prices are a little high (I paid 1000 baht for Capri salad, lasagna, and a glass of wine), but the best feature is the picture windows which let you see everything going on out on the sidewalk. It’s like a free show, with lots of streetwalkers looking for love and guys hauling their sweet young things down the sidewalk. People can also see in from the outside, there was a huge ladyboy in a bright yellow dress walking up and down looking for love and everytime she passed the restaurant she would stare right at me. Yikes, I didn’t want to tangle with that one! There was also an older gentlemen in the restaurant with his beautiful young companion sitting right next to the window, they were catching a few stares but then the waitress brought out their dinners, the girl had ordered a huge, red, spiny lobster! Now everybody was looking at them and a few stopped to stare as them. Anyways I escaped the restaurant and the giant ladyboy and made my way to Soi Cowboy.
I started at the far end (Baccara) and hit every gogo on that side of the street. Despite my sexy new haircut I wasn’t getting much attention from the girls. I had a few girls sit and ask me for lady drink but they were not very hot or enthusiastic. Same with the girls on stage, very robotic, ignoring the customers. I didn’t see a lot of lady drinks bought or dancers barfined all night.
A couple of hours in, I thought I would change my luck by showering my attention on one of the service girls. I picked one out and invited her for a drink. Talk turned to the possibility of a barfine but she didn’t seem all that interested and she would not tell me what services would be available. So I passed on her and decided to continue my quest.
I think the problem was that I like petite, slim, innocent-looking girls with the big smiles and it seemed that Soi Cowboy was experiencing a shortage of these creatures. I was seeing a lot of taller girls with the tattoos and the porn star attitude, that’s why I wasn’t able to make the love connection. But I knew that the best way to change my luck is to keep moving bars and eventually I will hit gold.
Finally I stopped in Déjà vu and they had a few petite hotties on display. A couple of them were dressed up in short shorts, black pantyhose, and one white lace stocking. The naughty schoolgirl look! Perfect. Finally I caught the eye of Meow who would be my date for the evening. She is very shy and it took a lot of charm (and some shoving from the other girls) to get her to join me. She spoke almost no English and was playing hard to get. Normally I don’t go for these girls (too much work) but she was absolutely adorable and I thought she might be my last chance of the evening. I barfined her (700 baht) and whisked her off to the hotel.
She was just as shy in the room, insisting in separate showers, and then she stayed wrapped up in her bath towel for the longest time while I unwrapped her. But it was well worth it in the end, a very sweet girl and I invited her to stay overnight with the promise of a shopping trip the next day. She accepted.
We had a good night’s sleep and then headed down for the Marriott buffet breakfast. She was quite overwhelmed by all this, I realized she was quite farm fresh and had never experienced even simple pleasures (like cutlery! ) Anyways it was quite an experience for both of us, and she was beaming at me the whole time. After breakfast she let me know that she had to go home and would not be going shopping with me and I was happy to accommodate her, as it was a lot of work interacting with her. So I slipped her 2500 baht for taking such good care of me and sent her on her way.
Two days in Bangkok, two gorgeous babes banged, and a spankin’ new haircut. . I am the luckiest man in the world!
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