Oh Cheap Meat: you are disgusting!
I dont call this 'free sex'; this is called cheating. Thailand is a country where the main income is generated by tourists. I have never come across a gentleman, whether from America, or Europe who will think this way. These girls need money to live, this is their livelihood. Another important point is the risk that you will be taking. Thai people are honest and at the same time simple. But when you cheat them, they will never tolerate that. Believe me, they will cut off your penis and will send it home in a parcel. Be a gentleman and behave like a gentleman.
[QUOTE=Cheap Meat]Paying the girls! It is as simple as that. And believe it or not, I get away with it. In fact, I have saved loads of money following these strategies. I have been able to have a blast in Pattaya on just 2, 000 baht a day. Now here's how I do it.
In order to get 'free' sex in Pattaya, you must find girls who are both naive and far away from your residence. Ideally, the girl would be inexperienced and shy. You do not want ladies who are aggresive in asking for money or ladies' drinks. They are more likely to come after you seeking payment.
Next, after you have fiI get free sex all the time here in Pattaya. You know how I do it? I simply avoid nished with your Long Time, you need to get her out of your room without paying her. If you stay in a room (such as a short time room) or have put your luggage somewhere else, you can just sneak out and dissappear.
Once she is out of your room and you haven't paid her, she is in your hands. Suggest that you and her go to Jomtien Beach for a bit of relaxation. You and her are sitting under one of those beach umbrellas. What a perfect time for you to go to the toilet! You make an excuse to go to the toilet while she stays there. Except, instead of going to the toilet, you head to your motorbike parked just past her sight down the road. Now you make your getaway and race back to your hotel room, check out, and check into a new hotel room! She has no idea where you are at now. Nor can she demand payment. Congradulations! You've just scored a 'freebie'!
Now there are many variations to this theme. For example, you could also suggest to her that she go to the hair salon or back to her room to change her clothes. You, being the trustworthy teelak, tell her that you'll come back and pick her up later. Only you never do!
If you have a motorbike, this makes everything all that easier. This is especially true when performing the 'driveoff' trick. Suppose your teelak wakes you up at the break of dawn and wants to go home. No problem, you say. You simply tell her that you'll take her back to her place. At no charge. She will no doubt agree to this proposal. You take her back to her room and drop her off. Just as she hops off your motorbike, you quickly say goodbye and drive off before she can ask for money. This take a little bit of skill, but with practice makes perfect!
Using these methods I have been able to get free sex here in Pattaya. I simply don't pay the girls anymore. It certainly helps stretch your budget during those long stays in Pattaya.[/QUOTE]