Oops, I thought it meant, "I want a slice of your pizza!"
Starvonicus Mumblevinsky!
Hey, God knows subtlety is the last fucking thing anyone
will ever accuse me of here in the glorious mother fuckin' ISG!
Even more so than for my atrocious ruski grammar. And while
its on record here that I maintain no true monger is worth his
weight if you don't at least get a good smack in the face every
once in a while, I choose to amuse the darling dyevs with my
pugnacious charm, sharp wit, tricky tongue talents, and if all
else fails, my trusty denghi brothers US Grant and Ben Franklin.
Yet, unleashing a monger army intoning anything, especially
any absurdity I could conjure up, is about the farthest hope
in life I'll ever have, and certainly something I'll now ponder
with the goofiest smirking grin on my grill.
Let's all just imagine, for a moment, your illustrious Lord Marshall,
leading his Bizarro Bez Brigade of Beaver Blitzkrieg Mongers
bashing and smashing their schlongs across the wide dusty steppe
in a never ending unquenchable thirst for slavic twat singing:
"Ya znayu suka atkuda Poltava,
Vanyat zhopa manda y gryazny blyad!
Sound off, adeen dva...............,
Adeen Dva.., THREE FOUR!"
Oou......oou.......
Oou....Kra......Een......NA!
KITAYANKA HUYESOSKA!!!
Kind of makes me tingle and wanna hurl, all at the same time.
Oh yeah, were you saying koshka for kitty?
Apartments in Dnepropetrovsk
[QUOTE=G Schyman]I was in Dnepropetrovsk in April. Didn't stay at Grand Hotel as it is very expensive $ 150 a night. A good central apartment runs at $ 50 a night. It is very easy to get laid in Dnepropetrovsk. It helps if you speak Russian and rudimentary language knowledge is necessary. I was with a friend that spoke Russian so there were no problems. Lots of working girls along the highway that runs all the way to Kiev. No problem what so ever to score if you go to normal bars and resturants around Karla Marxa. Had different ladies each night which I took to my apartment. Some expected payment ($50) and some not even thogh they came from the same bars. Had a great time and I can recommend it. Try to avoid all western style places as the price level is the same or higher there than in western Europe. Go for local places were it is also easier to score freebies if that's your thing. Ukrainian ladies are very good in bed even freebie ones.[/QUOTE]
Where can I find info on apartments in Dnepropetrovsk? Is there any contact info?