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[blue]Greetings Everyone,
I deleted this "report" because the text contained so many strange abbreviations, misspelled words and local slang that it was literally unreadable. It was so bad that the only way I can describe it was that it looked like English translated into Chinese, then translated back to English, with every third letter subsequently deleted.
Thanks,
Jackson[/blue]
Second Time @ Living Room
Gents -
After some debate today about Palace (decided -- too many sharks per reports) and then World (decided again, too many sharks per reports), my buddy and I decided to drive up from Koln to Living Room. It's about 43KM and the drive at 5pm was a little slow from traffic. Much faster coming back at 12am ;)
Arrived with only 1 of the 2 discount return cards we'd gotten the other day, but the receptionist gave us both the discount. In the space of 3 days, LR had finished their 2nd shower area near the lockers which 3 days ago was sort of open rubble. Fucking hot today -- 30+ (maybe 35), especially in the bar, rooms, and even the garden. Why LR doesn't have air conditioning is a great unknown. Apparently the girls hate it b/c when it's this hot, the guys don't want to fuck, just get blown and HJs.
Anyway, we hung out a while in robes (fucking hot!) while we watched the assembled throngs eat. The BBQ was just going and the girls & punters were stuffing it down. There was the same stunning Romanian girl I'd seen the other day, with 6-inch platform heels, jet-black hair in a high ponytail, back & body tattoos ... but I knew she didn't speak much English or kiss, so I avoided. We spotted another had-to-be-Romanian girl, thin, tall, beautiful tits (small and perky), long dark hair loose, kind of looked like Taylor Rain (porn star). I spoke with her and her English was OK. But she doesn't kiss, or suck deep, so I didn't pull. I told her kissing was important, but she sort of shrugged lol. Think her name was Cynthia.
We ate some food around 6pm, and then around 6.30 I spotted a slim, dark-haired girl inside wearing a little leather mini skirt. Named Lori, I believe. Romanian, of course. She said she'd kiss and even "French" and that she'd try to suck it deep. I decided to take one for the team. In the room she was sufficient -- but not GFE, not that great kissing, not that great at BBBJ. She also conveniently "forgot the condom" which I took as a time-waster, but she came back pretty fast. Finished up and gave her the 50 Eur.
Then I went out to the garden to smoke a big old Partagas #2 Cuban cigar. While I'm sitting on the couch, this bigger black girl walks over, steps over my legs, trips a little (lol), and sits next to me. We'd seen her earlier. She's got short, straightened hair and is what we call Wesley Snipes black. Out of Africa black. Joseph Conrad Heart of Darkness black. Beautiful big pointy nipples on her tits. A little curvy, but a pretty face. Turns out her English is excellent, as she's from Ghana which apparently is a former British colony and English is spoken. Over the next hour, she hangs out and increasingly snuggles against me while telling her story -- owns a shop in Ghana run by her sister, married a Dutchman to get an EU passport (he got sex, she got papers, then they divorced), and has plied her trade in Rotterdam and other Dutch cities, with some time in Germany. She was pretty funny, joking with us about the other girls, bad clients she's had, making fun of other customers. Fun times. Her name, she said, was Paula.
As my friend knows, I have had a predilection in the past for the dark meat, and while I promised myself on this trip I'd stick to Eastern Europe, she was too tempting to pass up. I asked if she kissed deep, French, and she started making out with me GFE-style on the couch while saying "I hate kissing" (joking). In the room, she was sexy and committed. Amazing make-out session into another Class A deep-throat all-the-way-down BBBJ. I had her on her knees to start, but then she made me sit on the bed while she really went to town. She even licked my balls for about 5 minutes, sucking each one into her mouth and giving it loving care. The BBBJ went on for about 20 mins and I basically had to beg her to fuck me. She was so good on top that I blew into the condom inside her after some sitting and leaning-over cowgirl. By the way, the room was sweltering and we were 100% soaked in sweat. 50 Eur and 20 Eur tip (flame away) for being so awesome in the room and for having spent basically an hour hanging out with me before.
At this point I was pretty spent, so I hung out on a lounge-chair for a while. Things had started to cool down around 9pm as the sun went down. I ended up hanging out for a while waiting for a massage from 10.45-11.15. There were 2 masseuses, one dude (previously there) plus now a female -- so I got one from her. Wasn't as strong as I got at Bernd's, but ok for 25 Eur.
I was waiting to see Paula again but she seemed to have disappeared. It got to be 11.45 and we were having trouble spotting alternatives. There was another, slightly bigger girl with beautiful titties and long dark hair (wearing red fishnet leggings), but she looked Romanian and she ended up sitting with some enormously fat dude outside. Finally, I saw a chance to talk to a little blonde spinner wearing half-socks and just panties ... I'd seen her a bunch that day, and also saw her churn guys fast, but she looked hot -- thin, white, pierced nipples and tongue, short blonde hair pulled back. Called her over. Her name is Jenna and she's German. She's also a Mommy with her baby daddy's name tattooed on her left inside forearm. Wait, actually it says "Property of [Baby Daddy's Name]." Lol. Apparently he rents her out by the hour. WTF is wrong with these chicks?
Anyway she seemed fun and told a story about only taking a little coke today with a client (lol). I wanted to see that little firm ass naked (I couldn't believe she'd had a baby). So off we go after confirming she kisses and would try to go deep. Kissing was OK, a little DFK, and the BBBJ was short but ok. Basically it went like this. She goes to get a key and I set my chrono to mark 30 mins. In the room, she strips off her panties and jumps doggy-style on the bed, looking back at me and shaking her amazing ass. I watch a bit. Then she flips over, rubs her cooter, and motions for me to lick it. I decide instead to give her the "dedos magicos" (magic fingers). She seems to enjoy it but says she can only come from fucking, and she needs to come. Tells me she hasn't come yet today. I get her to suck me on her knees a bit and then in 69, staring at that great little ass & cooter. Then she condoms me up, and hops on top -- warm, wet, wild. But she says "I can only come from behind" .... so she wants me to nail her in doggy. I push her down onto her stomach in Prone Bone and go at it, biting her neck. She seems to come. Then some normal doggy while she looks back at me the whole time. By this point, she's urging me to come -- it's only been about 15 minutes. I'm like, fuck, she's a rusher like I thought. I strip off the condom and try to get her to suck me again -- but she grabs lotion and goes to an HJ. She says I can come on her body anywhere for free (no charge), but CIM is extra. She asks if I want to come on her ass or tits. I put her on her knees and let her HJ me a bit. She's urging me to come. I'm like "How much time do we have left?" -- knowing full well my chrono shows about 15 minutes. She demurs. I say, "About 10 minutes right?" And she acquiesces. But I'm a bit off my game due to the time checks. So I have her lean back and play with herself while I take matters in my own hand(s). She gets pretty into it, plunging her fingers in and out of her cooter while looking right at me. As I approach the end, she can tell and slides over to let me dump whatever remains of my jizz on her cute little pierced nipples. "Nothing came out" I say. "There's something," she says. "Something is better than nothing!" 50 Eur down.
All in all, she's a very cute, perky girl. But the rushing wasn't ideal. I wish I had had the stamina to really plow her, which would have been interesting. Anyway, when her Baby Daddy is licking her nips later tonight, I hope he gets a little taste of Cartman ;)
Tomorrow, debate on LR vs. Samya or both. How late is LR open on Sat?
-Cartman
PS My buddy had an amazing session at LR with an Italian girl whose name he can't remember, lol. 1 hour of beyond-GFE. Wish I could tell you more but he can't remember her name!
PPS What is it with all the Romanian chicks? So many of them look fabulous, but just sit there looking all pouty and like they're having no fun. And then they don't kiss or French, or go deep, and just generally are poor peformers. Why are the clubs letting so many Romanians in given this kind of baseline performance? Sure there are exceptions, but don't the owners know?
PPPS Seriously, if some of the girls would just circulate and approach new guys who enter, maybe with a smile or a joke, I think they'd get so much more business. This whole sit-around-and-wait for an approach thing is not conducive to business. Then at night, I see 4 Romanian girls sitting smoking at a table on the patio by themselves ... that's a way to avoid getting approached. Or girls sitting in the dark on lounge chairs in the garden where you can't even see them! Now sure maybe they've had their fill for the day. But you'd think, if the girls are there to work and they want business, they'd take some initiative to come up, smile, say hello, and give just enough rapport/intimacy to get guys to like you. Maybe not doing this is the NRW way, but it seems like missed opportunity to me.