You don't have to pay to get some play
i am telling you now, there is absolutely no need to pay for it. not sex and not booze. not too long ago i walked into one of the local strip clubs alone and although it was early and not crowded i asked to be seated away from the stage. i had only just received my first beer when one of the dancers made a bee line for my table an sat down next to me. she introduced herself as luda and asked if i wanted some company. i said sure and asked her if she wanted a beer. now, just for information, luda was a very sexy little minx with a tight body, great ass, tits, and a beautiful mouth.
this is where you have to pay attention. read above. i asked her if she wanted a beer. not wine, not champagne, not an over priced and overly watered mixed drink. just a beer. she said no and asked if i would buy her a cocktail. i then asked what she wanted and how much it would cost. she told me it would be equal to $20. i laughed and told her to hit the road. she was a little put off but told me that she wanted to sit with me and asked what i would be willing to buy her. i told her that i was drinking beer and that she could have beer or any thing that was the same price as a beer. a lesson for all of you mongers out there. do not [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] your money away on these over priced drinks in the bars and clubs. just tell the girls what you are wiling to buy and they can either stay or go. luda decided to stay and ordered some kind of alcoholic drink that was charged to me at the same price as a beer.
i sat there and drank and watched the dancers for about three hours and luda was at my side the entire time. she kept ordering her cheap drinks and we had a great time talking in between the lap dances that she kept giving me, again for free except for a buck or two tip for each song. are you getting the picture yet? you do not have to spend a fortune to have a good time.
when i decided to leave i asked luda when she got off of work and if she wanted to come over to my place for some better quality drinks and a workout. luda stated that she was not "that kind of girl" and did not go home with customers. although i was disappointed i asked her for her number and told her that i would call her the next day to take her out to lunch. she agreed and gave me her number and i departed for home. it was a good night and did not cost me that much. i got drunk, had a hottie on my lap all night, and knew that i would at the very least have company for the next afternoon.
i called luda the next day and invited her to lunch, with the caveat that i was not going to take her to some rip-off "new russian" joint that charged $20 for a salad. luda recommended a locals restaurant and we agreed to meet a few hours later. i was actually surprised when i arrived that although the place was not one of the uber modern cafes that catered to the rich or foreign, it was very nice and actually had a selection of home brews on tap. luda was a little late and i had finished two of their delicious white summer ales before she arrived. well, it was definitely worth the wait.
luda came through the door with painted on blue jeans and the requisite 3-inch heels that really made her body look incredible. she was also wearing a pink tank top with a black push-up bra that showed a great deal of cleavage. before she arrived i wasn’t sure if i would score or not, but after seeing her in this outfit i knew that i was in.
luda sat down and we enjoyed some more beers and some appetizers and had some really great conversation about our lives and jobs. once we were both equally lubricated by the beers i simply said, "let’s get out of here and do something else. " she agreed and i paid the bill and we went out to my car. the topic of sex never came up in our conversation and we didn’t even discuss where we would go from the restaurant. we simply exited and got in the car.
another point for all of you out there. you must have the mindset that i am going to fuck this girl, even if the topic has not come up. i am not talking about some lame [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url] scenario, just that you know she would not have agreed to meet you unless she had the same thing in mind as you. she wants to get between the sheets.
i started driving to my apartment and we had another nice conversation in the car. i pulled up to the building, parked the car, and helped her out from her side. we walked up the stairs to my apartment and entered into the kitchen. i made us each a drink and cut up some kielbasa, cheese, and crackers and we sat in the spartan kitchen drinking our cocktails, eating our zakuskiy, and talking some more. again, i must point out that sex was never discussed, there was no kissing or foreplay, just nice conversation and relaxation.
once the drinks were finished i took luda by the hand and led her to the bedroom. once inside i closed the door and kissed her. we fell on the bed and started exploring a little bit. in no time the clothes were off and she was kneeling on the floor giving me a bbbj. i blew in her mouth and we laid on the bed. once i had recovered i put on a condom and we started to have sex in multiple positions; mish, her on top, reverse cowgirl, and finally doggy. while drilling her doggy i grabbed a bottle of lube from the side table and applied a little to each of us. i did not even ask but proceeded to put it in her backside. she never once asked what i was doing or put up any resistance. she simply took it like a good girl.
we ended up staying in bed for a few more hours exhausting ourselves before she told me that she needed to shower and get to the club for her night shift. i told her to call in sick and stay with me for the night. she of course protested and told me that she needed to go and make money. do you think that this stopped me? no! do you think that i offered her money? no! i simply told her again to call her boss ant tell her that she was sick and could not come in for her shift. luda immediately picked up the phone and did as i had told her.
luda and i proceeded to have sex multiple times all through the night to include two more pops in her ass. i continued to bang luda on a regular basis for the remainder of my trip in country and never paid for more than a cheap local meal and beer or other libations at my place.
the moral of the story is that you do not have to pay for play and you do not have to get caught up in the overpriced entertainment scene to have a good time.
more stories to come soon.
This one time at band camp...
Possible but unlikely, she either didn't like being a stripper, really liked you, it took place before 2003, she wasn't very attractive or you embellished some of the facts. ;) If any of this is true then you found the one in a thousand stripper so don't come off like hey, why pay, I do this all the time.
Which strip club was it?
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Thank you for enlightening all of us on your meeting + closing techniques. Yes, it is a formula I have used very succesfully too but never thought of it as such till I read your report.
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