Loso in São Paulo - False Start
[b][color=green][size=4]Arriving...[/size][/color][/b]
My Lufthansa flight arrived at Guarulhos airport around 7PM on a Thursday evening. After visiting an ATM machine and a nicotine overdose, I caught the airport bus to Praça da Républica. The taxi to my hotel was my first experience with the notorious São Paulo traffic... hell on wheels!
[b][color=green][size=4]Checking in...[/size][/color][/b]
Based on forum recommendations, I’d made reservations for a double room to avoid any joiner fees. When I checked into the Mercure Apartments Central Towers in Paraíso, the friendly receptionist announced that I wouldn’t have to pay the double rate unless I actually received visitors. An unexpected bonus! Of course, I actually wanted to pay the double rate. :)
[b][color=green][size=4]Dialing...[/size][/color][/b]
After unpacking, I set up my laptop on the oval table and started perusing profiles of São Paulo escorts. I’d downloaded hundreds of escort pages in preparation for this trip, but didn’t have time to make my final selection.
The collection of babes on sites like M Class is simply mouth-watering. I spent a few hours admiring pictures of goddesses, while checking their reviews on GP Guia. A few girls seemed to combine amazing looks with wonderful service. But when I dialed the magic digits... the phone was disconnected. :(
I totally lost track of time... When I noticed the clock and realized the futility of trying to call an escort at this late hour, I jumped into the shower, changed my clothes and whizzed down the elevator...
[b][color=green][size=4]Millennium[/size][/color][/b]
I caught a taxi to Café Millennium, which some regulars visitors consider to be the best boate in São Paulo. The cover charge is steep (100 BRL), but at least it’s consumable.
The receptionist asked me for ID. I wasn’t carrying any. She asked for a credit card. I wasn’t carrying one. When she asked me how I intended to pay, I showed her some cash. That put a smile on her face and a key card in my hand. No robe, though. And no locker!
When I walked into the boate around 1AM, the place was totally packed. Even though there were plenty of girls, they were still way outnumbered by the guys. A couple of average-looking English-speaking girls tried to latch on to me, but I shook them off and started cruising the boate, checking out the talent. The quality was high, but nothing out of the ordinary. Definitely no better than an upscale Rio termas. And, of course, all the hot babes were occupada...
Since I had to meet the minimum consumption, I went into the restaurant and ordered myself a steak dinner. After replenishing my energy levels, I walked back into the boate and positioned myself next to the stage. When I exchanged smiles with a hot dancer, she started rubbing her ass and pussy in my face. Vai, safada! When she finished her routine, we spent some time dancing together before retiring to a sofa...
Natasha was a hot dark blonde with a gorgeous face and a cute, straight and pointy nose. But her most distinguishing feature was her right pinky... which was missing. When Natasha showed me how carinhosa a Brasileira can be, I ordered her a small bottle of wine. After a while, Natasha enquired whether I was interested in in-call or take-out. She seemed to like the idea of spending the night with me...
We spent an hour chatting and exchanging sweet kisses before Natasha got to the crunch. When I enquired about her presentinha, she asked for 1000 BRL. :eek: I offered her 300 BRL, the top of the range for a ST at Millennium. I was willing to negotiate, but she wouldn’t budge. When I repeated that I wouldn’t pay 1000 BRL, Natasha got up, offered me her cheek and walked straight out...
I hooked up with another hottie. She was unwilling to come to my apartment. I fooled around with a group of girls on the dance stage. They loved to play with my pocket rocket, but didn’t fancy accompanying me home...
Around 5.30AM, I called it quits and headed for the reception area. My final attempt to convince a girl to come home with me was also unsuccessful. When I checked out, I’d just managed to pass the minimum consumption.
I did have fun at Millennium. But since I didn’t make it into the end-zone, it was still a wasted night. Most of the Millennium girls seem to be unwilling to do out-call. I wasn’t interested in fucking the girls on-site. I don’t like to take pictures with a crappy compact camera. I don’t wanna lug a bulky SLR camera around a boate either. I guess boates are not my style. If only they provided lockers, like the termas... :cool: Anyway, it was a lonely ride back to my apartment. Still, there was one bright side – my room was cheaper. :rolleyes:
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Oglobo report about SP clubs
When I get a little more time tomorrow I'll translate.
The gist of the article:
SP City Hall is complaining that it's impossible for them to know if a club is involved in prostitution and that they rely on complaints. They're more interested in finding clubs that promote child prostitution.
They've also closed 13 hotels in Largo da Batata, Pinheiros because of prostitution complaints.
[url]http://oglobo.globo.com/sp/mat/2007/08/15/297278217.asp[/url]
Heres a link for the Portuguese Readers to all the Oglobo reports on this mess. Looks like a media feeding frenzy:
[url]http://oglobo.globo.com/busca/default.asp?q=boate%20Bahamas[/url]
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Loso in São Paulo - Sexy Clube
[b][color=green][size=4]dialing...[/size][/color][/b]
i went to bed after dawn, but couldn’t afford to sleep all day. afternoons are prime time if you wanna get through to são paulo escorts, so i dragged my lazy ass out of bed around 2pm.
after a quick lunch, i was back on the phone. but just like last night, i encountered nothing but wrong numbers. something was awry...
i went down to hotel reception and asked the girl to listen to the message. she asked what number i was dialing. i explained that i had a rio phone number (021) and was dialing a são paulo number (011). wrong! the correct way to dial is (021 11) nnnn-nnnn. fuck me for not doing proper research on brazilian phone etiquette!
back in my room, i was finally able to get through to someone. she wasn’t working. when i tried to call another girl... i’d run out of credit. shit! back to hotel reception, where they told me i could recharge my phone at the pão de acuçar store on the corner. it took them a while, as they had little experience with “foreign” numbers, but they finally got the job done.
back in my room... i still didn’t have any credit. double shit! yet another trip to hotel reception revealed that it can take up to an hour for electronic recharges to register. triple shit! this reeked of sabotage! :mad:
[b][color=green][size=4]susy santhiago[/size][/color][/b]
having wasted the entire afternoon, it was late by the time i finally got through to an escort who was working and available on a friday night:
[url]http://www.mclass.com.br/scripts/mclass.dll/det?codaco=1525&retorno=0[/url]
her stats on gp guia read:
td positivo: 27 (71%)
td neutro: 2 (5%)
td negativo: 6 (16%)
pisada na bola: 3 (8%)
anal: 8 sim (33%) - 16 não (67%)
oral sem: 25 sim (74%) - 9 não (26%)
beija: 31 sim (86%) - 4 não (14%)
a programma with susy was supposed to be 200 brl (in-call), but susy wanted 250 brl to visit my apartment, and an extra 50 brl for the taxi. she readily agreed to dfk and bbbj, but wouldn’t do anal.
susy sent me an sms as she was getting near my hotel and i went down to meet her. her face looked just like in the pictures, but her luscious and natural-looking goldilocks were replaced by fake-looking platinum-blonde hair in a pony tail. and she seemed to have gained some weight...
once we got to my room, susy soon got friendly. but disaster struck when she refused to let me take any pictures. this really wasn’t my day! :mad: i argued that she showed her face on the internet and that anyone could download her pictures for free. a punter who’s paying good money for the pleasure of her company should surely be allowed a souvenir of the encounter. susy kept sulking, but when i grabbed my wallet, handed her taxi money and invited her to leave, she suddenly saw things my way. :)
after bullying her into agreeing to pictures, i wrapped my arms around her and assured her that she looked beautiful, while showering her with sweet kisses. that seemed to do the trick – the mood changed and a smile magically appeared on that pretty face of hers.
susy wasn’t dressed sexily, but looked a lot more impressive when she took her clothes off. she may be a little chubby, but has a hard body with huge silicone tits. they were fun to play with as we showered together.
once on the bed, susy wanted to give me a cbj. i reminded her that she agreed to perform a bbbj on the phone. she played around with her tongue on my dick, but seemed to hold back while sucking it. she probably wanted to avoid cim, but didn’t realize i hadn’t had a live one for a while... :d
eating her pussy and bringing her to orgasm must have earned me some brownie points. susy volunteered for a couple of naked pictures and rode my dick with a passion. seeing her huge melons bouncing around was a visual delight. and i love it when a girl is rubbing her clit as you’re slamming her hard – a brazilian specialty. :cool:
susy’s ad mentions “destaque sexyclube do mês de maio/2007”. i know of the magazine sexy (revista sexy in portuguese), but am not sure what sexy clube means. is it the online equivalent of the magazine? where can her pictures be found? what’s susy’s name on sexy clube? i’d be grateful for any information.
btw, susy has had nothing but bad press on gp guia since she appeared on sexy clube (2 td negativo & 2 pisada na bola). maybe the fame has gone to her head?
[b][color=green][size=4]epilogue[/size][/color][/b]
after susy left, i tried to call a few more escorts, but couldn’t get through to anyone. i made it to mcdonald’s just before they closed at midnight. when i came back, i set my alarm for 3.30am, intending to visit love story. but i couldn’t be bothered to wake up when my alarm went off. i was pooped after a tough day at the office...
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