[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue] Most of it is so vague you can barely prove he was actually here. So many of you guys are wearing beer goggles over your rose tinted glasses. The worst part is you are blind also. I only post facts and information.
Short white guy. Clean cut. Wear shorts with collared shirts. Age low 50's. Last time here was 10 years ago. Been here now 16 days and ready to leave but will tough it out for the 2 months I originally planned but may have to spend time in Bangkok to finish my time. I hate the attitudes I have seen. LBFMs no longer applies. I am not a big guy and have had too many complaints about how long I take. And the average age of the girls working as dancers, door girls, and waitresses of Tree Town, Walking Street, LK Metro, and Beach Road street girls must be 35+.
HOSPITALS.
Pattaya International Hospital had one person in the lobby which is not a good sign. I asked if they did the tests I needed and they said yes. The lady at the desk I was talking to kept asking some guy questions or he was offering suggestions. I do not know. But it felt like he was a mamasan trying to upsell. I read several reviews later on Google stating they have many billing problems there.
Jomtien Hospital I believe the the newest hospital and is highly rated and supposedly cheaper than the others. Sadly, they did not offer what I needed.
I had to go to Bangkok Hospital Pattaya to get a sonogram and treadmill test for my heart. First come first serve. I was in and out in under 3 hours. $227! 8080 Baht. 900 be for the heart doctor and 7180 for the tests and misc. All guys should get this done!
BEACH.
The beach is not a beach. It is a huge ass tray. I hate smokers. Their tractor that pulls the strainer is unable to pick up cigarette butts or bottle tops. Utterly amazed at this because all the ones in Florida can.
BEACH ROAD FREELANCERS.
I swear 40% of the girls will not give you their contact info and over half the ones that turned me down for their contact info quickly turned into * attitudes. I have never seen anything like this before. They can do 5 guys a night. I can not do 5 girls a night. I want their number so I do not have to search for them night after night when I am ready.
I have taken 7 or so girls so far. Only one asked for money up front and I said no. She slammed my hotel door on the way out.
One was fun but turned into a starfish at the 10 minute point.
Be aware of the short girl with long red dyed hair who sometimes wears a cheerleader type outfit (mini skirt). Big boobs for her size until the top comes off. Then magically 60% of her boobs disappear. What is left over is soft and stretch marks from a child.
Did a tiny girl once who I met here (122 cm /4'10" Saw her twice on Beach Road. Works there from time to time. Works at LK Metro. I believe Boom / Unreal Bar (across from Exotic Bar). Yes, I saw her working there. She is skinny with glasses. Bad teeth. Not the prettiest yet cute. I usually post about unique girls and she is among the smallest you can get. Nice rack but are 20% smaller than what you think you see. Padded bra or something.
I got a number from a girl. Sent her a message and she did not reply. Saw her days later and lightly spanked her rear telling her she was a bad girl for not replying. She said I slapped her and got nasty so I walked away. Every time I walk past now she glares at me. Simply amazing.
Talked to another girl. I did not put my arm around her shoulders. I squeezed her shoulder muscle as I leaned in to ask her how much and she backed away as in no touching in public what so ever. I said "WTF" and walked away.
I nearly died when I saw a white kid about age 23 try to pick up a girl who looked like a ladyboy. There were two I think ladyboys. He approached from the side. The closest one to him as he was approaching them took several steps forward not looking at him as to basically reject him. The second one appeared not interested. He was young and good shape. Strange.
APPS.
Many apps have a setting to see people nearby.
WeChat you have to be grandfathered in as in you have had it and been using it. I tried to sign up and log in while in the Philippines. My buddy tried the same thing in Thailand. Both no luck and he had it years ago. Quick online research let me know that it appears Wechat is not accepting new applicants.
Telegram and Line were a sausage fest with a few ladyboys thrown in. Also, 2-3 ugly girls if that.
THAI FRIENDLY.
I lasted 2 hours and only lasted that long because I fell asleep. I signed up. Went to sleep for 2 hours. Looked for girls for 5 minutes. Tried to send a girl a message and was immediately informed I was banned for life. I tried to contact them asking what happened but no reply. Guess I should have entered my information and uploaded my picture first.
FIWFANS.
First I try Bell and she replies "No foreigners". Great start!
Most the girls seem to be located at Prima Place and Mooks Residences. Mooks is really nice like new nice but not much around it or I would stay there.
Champang has real large boobs and is short. Face not pretty and pitted from past acne?. Good in bed. Pictures match.
Maple pix all wrong. Face less pretty. Not chubby. She is fat. Sex I thought was fun. She did not think so which I learned days later. I was too lazy to go out so went back. She saw me through the door and did not answer my knock. I text the number and her mamasan informed me that last time I hurt her tummy. Remember I am not a big guy.
2 other girls I met were chubby and did not match their pix. One started complaining at the 8-10 minute mark that I took too long. I checked the time and I was in and out the door in 30 minutes with 2 mini showers taken while paying for 40 minutes.
I am at Mooks. I go up the elevator to the second floor and have to stand in a glass enclosure 1 meter x 2 meters until someone lets me in the hallway since I am not a resident with a card. I see Lydia and she matches her picture and is very pretty. But she does not think the same of me. She calls her pimp, opens the door to say "Cancel" and goes back to her room. I told the mamasan off telling them that if she does not like foreigners or white guys or short guys or whatever that it is their job to know this. Yes, I sent the mamasan my weight, height, and a picture to avoid problems during first contact which should be forwarded to the girl.
This is a worse success rate than the ones I used in Colombia.
WALKING STREET.
5 BB gun shooting booths. 2 water dunking booths with girls that are not pretty and not wearing sexy attire (aka bikinis). I want to go to the dunk booth. Take off my backpack. Put it in front of me. Pull out a true basketball and throw it at the target. Many new clubs / discos. Most had Indians trying to get you inside so I assume Indian owned too. The place is turning into a circus.
Asked one of the freelancers for her number. She said no and was not pleasant about it. Complete mood change. Asked a second one who was black and she said if I buy her a beer. She ended up thirsty. Both responses are great predictors of the bedroom attitudes I would have received.
Money exchange across from Sensation Go-Go has not required ID the 2 times I have used it when 2 different people were working it. Not the yellow TT. The one 7 meters to the right.
SOI 6.
Walked through my first night and exchanged glances with a girl at Wrath as I was walking past. Came back later and asked the same girl if she wanted to go upstairs. She acted as if she did not know English and her friend gave some BS excuse I could not understand and I left.
Nights later I was walking in back of the bars. Saw a bar girl and said "Hello". All she said was "No" so I kept walking.
Plan on focusing on Soi 6 for 5 days next week and see what happens.
HOTELS.
I-Rover $16. Always busy (bar, resto, darts). You have to walk your girl through all these guys to get to the back stairs. No ID check. Place closes at 1:00 am so you have the front door key and access to the resto area. Place was surprising quiet on the 3rd floor.
Pasadena Lodge $21. Little noisy on the 2nd floor because they are renovating the ground floor. That hammer-drill noise is something else.
Crystal Suites $18.4 rooms only and all on the 3rd floor. 2 front rooms with balconies and 2 rear rooms. I had back room. I did not like it because dark walls and weak lighting made it depressing. Very dark so can sleep your life away in there. Other problem was my bed sunk in the middle which was beginning to give me a slight lower back pain. No ID check. Just walk to the right side and to the back of the bar to the stairs. I asked one of the bar girls for her number as I walked past and she said she could not (nobody was around to see).
Crystal Suites, I-Rover, and Pasadena are all in a row.
Sureena Hotel $23 Soi 13/2 is the loudest of the 4 hotels because the middle section is open to all the floors. Only good thing is being well centered of most the Beach Road girls so you can walk straight to the hotel without needing a moto taxi. Employees not friendly.
Friendliest staff, comfortable, and clean goes to Pasadena Lodge for the win.
I hate seeing Hotels with the words "beach" or "marina" in their name when they are a kilometer away.
FOOD.
Best food finds for me is the 8 ounce Kiwi and the Lychee juice bottles for 35 be at the Boeing 747 near Soi 6.
Love the coconut ice cream inside the half coconut with the coconut flesh for 40 be. Finding the cart when you want one is a real pain.