First trip. One visit to review (Mia)
Hi, I know this is my first post here but this board was very helpful to me in my recent trip so I wanted to give a review of someone I saw discussed here. Mia Tavares.
First, some background to give you context as to how to consider my review as I am not the "typical" client. I am a married female, early 40's but usually pegged for a few years younger, no kids, been with husband since high school (monogamous). Maybe 6-7 years ago, we decided to try something fun and engaged a legal pro in Nevada at one of the brothels for a threesome (which BTW was $1600/ HR just for reference! Discovered girls don't really do it for me but I like showing hubs a joint good time, so in the last couple years we have done similar "him focused" dates in Vancouver, Toronto, Amsterdam and Spain. Maybe 7-8 total experiences, always with a higher end agency and not looking for "inexpensive" - more looking for absolute stunners who are fun.
This was our first trip to Lisbon and I wasn't finding what I was looking for but came across this board and found Escort Privada and some of the other resources. I had seen someone post a review of Mia that was "couples" based and sounded good plus she had nice pics and showed available when we were looking. This was my first time using WhatsApp and reaching out directly. Communication was very. Brief. Just yes, no, room #, etc. Guess I am not used to that usually dealing with an agency but it was ok. I explained that I knew I would pay the couples rate ($250/ HR) but wanted her to focus on him vs me. Her age there showed 18 (which is younger than we would normally go for) but I figured she would actually be older based on what I saw in general. I am bad at guessing ages but I'the say maybe 23-24? She barely spoke (more on that in a minute) but she did mention "when I used to be married.".
Anyway, I think the pics shown are her but very heavily staged and Photoshopped. I know that is common but she has a lot of tattoos (not particularly great ones) and honestly looked more like a small town bar chick than anything else. Teeth had some issues (which my husband is not a fan of), hair was kind of ratty, and everything was just a little. Rougher. Than our normal type. But she was thin and not unattractive, just bottom of what we have seen in person.
But that's where the positives end. She smelled of smoke and made us uncomfortable right from the start. She said she was nervous, showered for a long time and then just sat on the bed and said "now what?" (Her English was fine. She just was not going to take charge at all). I said we could start with some oral on husband and she was barely giving any effort. He was not getting erect (which is not a problem he EVER has) but she was so unenthusiastic. I got him going a little and he tried to move to doggie with her (after condom) and she just kind of sat there head down. No help, movement, anything. This just wasn't working. He pulled out and shook his head to me and I whispered to see if he wanted me to finish it up. I finished him off in my mouth while she just laid there and as soon as he was done, she jumped up and said "I can leave now?" and we just sent her away. Basically I paid $250 to give my husband a blow job with someone else in the room for like 30 min. She barely spoke except to say when she was married she was like me. Whatever that means.
Maybe your experiences would be better. Just men directly. But she did advertise couples and I was trying to make it easy on her but I would not recommend.
Thank you ExExpatriate and Mongerer88
You've both be been very helpful. I think I'm all set for Lisbon, assuming I can get this trip to happen, and will report back when I have those experiences under my belt.