First night back in Bangkok. (A Tuesday)
I had decided to stay at the Nana Hotel for my first 6 nights back, based upon so many people on here saying how great it was. It IS a great location, though my beloved Majestic Suites is probably almost as near from front door to entrance. The pool is nice, something Majestic Suites DOESN'T have. The breakfast is decent. But other than that it's pretty much a shit hole. The bed is hard as a rock, the rooms are old. So old that the electricity isn't always working in these outlets. The hall smells like. Like an old hotel. And it's LOUD outside my window. Very overrated. And as far as the 'little' things. A key on a holder that's as big as a dildo, no BEIN Sports Channels (Majestic has like 5 or 6 of them. Football all day and night if you like from all over the world), no Chinese Classic movie channels, outdated toliet. Ah well. At least I have a pool.
I went out for a walk around 6 pm. I notice a petite deaf girl standing in front of the Nana Hotel sign. She's sexy in that 'homeless little street ho' way, but I decide to walk a bit and look around. I make my way back to Nana after about an hour. It was sort of starting up. Eager beavers ready to get some early action. They've torn down the middle section, which I never much utilized anyway, so it's easier to see all of the different bars that are actually there. I pop my head in Lollipops, looking for someone specific who isn't there (October through April can be LONG time in the go-go bar business) and Bangkok Bunnies, but not much going on. I'm really not all THAT interested in paying 700 Bar Fine and 3500 Short Time. Suddenly a girl catches my eye outside of (I'm pretty sure it was Mandarin). There are a lot of ladyboys lurking about, so at first I'm not sure if.
Well she smiles and I walk over and say Hi. She drags me in of course, and I straight out ask, "Is this a ladyboy bar?" She says, "No no no", and I guess the look on my face says, "Are you sure?" because she pulls my hand down to her crotch and says, "Here check!" We have a nice little conversation, as I buy her and myself a drink (She only wants a Coke! As the old vultures surround us ("Buy me a drink!" - dismissed with a simple shake of my head), followed by the of course now impatient older head vulture ("You barfine her? I plead, "Can you give me chance to talk to her first. For just like 5 minutes?
Her name if FON, pronounced like FAWN, and she is FAW-INE as hell, but she tells me barfine is 1400, and I feign a heart attack. On top of 3500 for Short Time. She has to get up on stage, right in front of me and those long legs, oh those fking long legs, and tight belly. "I'll come back", I sensibly lie. I think I've graduated to being more selective. Thank god, and I don't regret passing it up at all. Though she WAS FINE. Who knows, maybe I had hard-on eyes.
So I end up being rewarded for my patience, as I'm going down the steps on the other side not but 5 minutes later and I see this cute, petite girl, still in her street clothes, who is just adorable. She notices me gawking and strikes up a conversation. She decides we can have a go before work to save me on her barfine, and I get her to take 2500. I don't want to say her name or what bar she works at, as I don't want any possibility of her getting shit for it, and I figure one day I MAY want a second go round.
(Continued).
First night back in Bangkok (Part 2)
Afterwards I notice the SW's lined up in front of the Nana Hotel sign. The deaf girl I saw earlier is walking off with some guy. Good. I'm not done walking around. I decide to head down to Soi Cowboy. It's humid, but good for me, though I take that temporary relief through the underground tunnel to come up on the other side of Soi 23. It's after 9 now, and it's not very busy. The quality of Coyote's isn't very good, so I'm not tempted to be stupid. I take a walk through Shark Bar, it looks ok I guess. I buy a water before going into Baccara, and luckily get a seat at the low end of the stage, ready to sit and just admire the brief glimpse's of mons venus' for bit as I cool off drinking water.
But then I see an AMAZING girl! I'm not even going to describe her, or go into detail. I just knew I had to leave. I DON'T want to pay 4000+ for this. I don't care how hot I think she is. (Though I tell myself, "I'll come back and see her some other day", just to make myself feel better). I go to Crazy Horse of course, and as I said, none of these places are THAT busy, so I get a seat right next to the stage steps, and wait for someone to bug me to buy a water. But no one does. It's really weird, but, no one hassled me in Crazy Horse, and it had a weird air to it. For one thing, HALF the girls had outfits on (which sucks), and in the midst of looking around to make sure one of my ex-regulars wasn't there, not ONE girl, waitress, or house mom said a word to me. Not used to that THERE. And the quality of girls was. Ok.
Finally I headed back to my hotel, on foot. And I forgot to mention. I stopped in Thermae on the way to Soi Cowboy, and stop in there now on the way back. It is PACKED with girls. On my way back in, I tell the guy just inside the door, "I went out to smoke, my water is over there", and he waves me past. Did I mention it's PACKED? This really cute innocent looking girl, who looks barely 18, in a full puffy white shirt and long light blue skirt down to her ankles, is leaving with some guy and I'm happy for her for some reason. I don't even talk to anyone, though a few not so great gals pull at my sleeve.
I brave the humidity again and head home, ignoring the black girls and think, maybe I'll hit a club late night or something. As I get back, I see the deaf girl again in front of the Nana Hotel sign. But instead, I talk to another really petite girl standing close by, who also turns out to be deaf. She wants 1500, and I say, let's go. Or. Ya know. Motion to her. What's the odds of talking to two different deaf girls? This one is really sweet. Not as pretty as some of the go go girls, but really nice, and kind of almost shy, with a great little body. Her name is FISH, which seems a bit strange in this line of work, but she's little and a real trooper.
Afterwards's I kick back to watch some obscure original language Chinese movie from the 70's to fall asleep to, but. Oh, yeah, they don't have that here!
Suggestions for Couple Friendly Go Go / Strip Bar in Bangkok / Phuket
Hey Mongers,
I'm traveling to Thailand with my wife. She just wanted to experience a gogo bar. We are mainly looking for a strip show with cute girl. Can anyone please recommend a couple friendly place where my wife will be welcomed and will not be made to feel uncomfortable by creepy men?
TIA.