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Generous,
I know what you mean about the pound of flesh. However, she gave me the marriage ultimatum and I simply made the wisest choice. She did get her SUV, though I didn’t contribute, so hopefully she’ll be busy with her new toy and by the time her expenses catch up with her lifestyle she’d have forgotten about me. Two of her sisters married gringos and got their green cards. One sister divorced her gringo and got a big piece of rental property in the settlement after barely two years of marriage and now lives off the income. When she visits Honduras she throws around more cash partying than most Americans. I guess my ex wanted the same deal but I wasn’t taking the bait. I wouldn’t be returning to the same city that she lives in for at least another six months which should be enough for her to have adjusted to the post-me era. She’s had a few local suitors vying to replace me for some time now because she makes decent money by Honduran standards. I’m sure that she will soon have her mind on other things instead of me. To her credit I would say that she was honest and never stole a dollar from me. Since she is middle class and well educated I don’t expect the same level of reprisals that one can expect from the poorer desperate women. The fall out should be limited to gossip and mud slinging instead of the more ruthless tactics like a dose of camotillo.
One thing I learned though is that these women don’t even have to visit the US to become Americanized. They only have to be in contact with friends or family who immigrated to the US. Through exchange of information they soon find out just how much can be gotten out of a gringo in his homeland and they eventually begin to apply that expectation in Honduras. I wouldn’t do the relationship thing again. I’ll make do with the trabajadora from the campo or whatever I can scoop up from the clubs or plazas. That is the better option anyway because I don’t have to arrange my travel and commitments around someone else’s schedule and there are no ongoing obligations.
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Latinas-3 F's.
Guys,
Neva eva bring them in to your homeland. ! In 95% of the cases such a liason goes break within 3-5 years. Marry them with a prenupe. Sounds good but they will probably not want to do this. And hell. Even with a prenupe you could get fucked!
Thats why I want to move south and live there; THEN it's ANOTHER ballgame! Preferably Panama or maybe ecuador (if they shoot that bastard Correa first). Costa Rica allready is way too expensive.
Paraguay also came into my mind briefly. But indeed it lacks beaches and has for sure South-America's most corrupt system you ever could dream off.
Honduras has pretty women. But for me to live there permanently. NO WAY JOSE.
So lets stick to the 3 F's here. Find them. Fuck them. And Forget them;.) and never ever fall in love with a puta!
Johan
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Sound advice, Johan... it's residency first, and then petitions to bring her entire family back to the states. The Latina that can't go past 2-3 years is looking for a quickie; this way she can entice all her ex-boyfriends with a business proposition (marriage) and walk away about $5000 or so richer every 3 years or so.
The smart attitude is to use them for what they are good for; domestic work (cooking, cleaning, etc.) and personal attention ( flatbacking, blowjobs, etc.) Not a one of them has an honest bone in their body.
So that 3 F's analogy is accurate, but lets add one more sentence to this. Take them home at night and in the morning play a magical act; make them disappear...
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[QUOTE=Generous Gent]Sound advice, Johan... it's residency first, and then petitions to bring her entire family back to the states. ...[/QUOTE]You gotta be fucking kidding me? Hell I won't do that! I been hearing about this. And after the family is in the us the guy gets butt fucked. And can take a hike.
Indeed the word "gracias"only seldomly comes over their lips. They take many things for granted. Dude I could tell ye stories. You wouldn't beleive me. ! The older they get the worse they get! No sane latino man would marry a woman over 30 yo! For sure if she is a "madre soltera". With kids!
No mo marriage!
Nfw.
Johan
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just a question
i have been thinking about the guys in Colombia have done and just renting a house and renting the rooms. I wonder why some one just do that the must have nice houses somewhere in San Pedro Sula and alike what do you think
TOM
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[QUOTE=Johan007]You gotta be fucking kidding me? Hell I won't do that! I been hearing about this. And after the family is in the us the guy gets butt fucked. And can take a hike.
Indeed the word "gracias"only seldomly comes over their lips. They take many things for granted. Dude I could tell ye stories. You wouldn't beleive me. ! The older they get the worse they get! No sane latino man would marry a woman over 30 yo! For sure if she is a "madre soltera". With kids!
No mo marriage!
Nfw.
Johan[/QUOTE]I agree. Older (past middle aged) Latin women can be real rough and get very pushy. Some guys are obsessed with older Latin women. FORGET IT, they are real pains in the culito.
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[QUOTE=Mr Mundo]I agree. Older (past middle aged) Latin women can be real rough and get very pushy. Some guys are obsessed with older Latin women. FORGET IT, they are real pains in the culito.[/QUOTE]
Pushy? They can be outright violent. I remember lying in bed drinking coffee with the ex-novia watching la noticias as they started opening bags of what I thought was a gutted pig tossed i the trash. This was the remains of a guy whose wife killed and dismembered him with a fucking machete.
It's like they become even more ignorant as they age... two old hags discussing last nights novela, standing and blocking the entire sidewalk. Standing in a doorway as you attempt to enter, but having to wait until they finish dialing that cell phone number.... or better yet, cutting into line at the bank; it's no wonder these women are all alone. Now give them a couple beers and see what happens....
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Never marry them. Also be careful with the baby trap there. It can get bad. I am not sure of the whole aspect of child support and how that goes. But I guess there isn't dna testing there. When I was with the stage 5 clinger bessie (WARNING: stay away) she was going around telling people that I am the babies daddy and scaring women away from me. But she was also asking me to pay for pampers and food. I don't get that, and nor did I ever pay a freakin dime for a kid that is not mine. I have heard rumors that they say they can try and get your passport or something like that. I remember bessie telling me that her real babies father who is from england pays child support through there country. Perhaps gent can elaborate more on the baby trap there in Honduras.
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[quote=nycmat]never marry them. also be careful with the baby trap there. it can get bad. i am not sure of the whole aspect of child support and how that goes. but i guess there isn't dna testing there. when i was with the stage 5 clinger bessie (warning: stay away) she was going around telling people that i am the babies daddy and scaring women away from me. but she was also asking me to pay for pampers and food. i don't get that, and nor did i ever pay a freakin dime for a kid that is not mine. i have heard rumors that they say they can try and get your passport or something like that. i remember bessie telling me that her real babies father who is from england pays child support through there country. perhaps gent can elaborate more on the baby trap there in honduras.[/quote]
never ran across this although i'd imagine that this girl was keeping you all to herself. they're always looking for money though; babysitter, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url], freaking tigo cards so they can call you....
passports are like gold though. these are, from what i hear very easy to sell. maybe this is like concrete proof who the daddy should be? or maybe she can claim that 3 year law that says you have been together and now she gets money from these female filled position domestic courts. well, your money that is....
vampires..... all of them.
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wait so they can try and get your money? good luck with that. here that fellas? just rap it. there is no confusion by that. i had a vasectomy a while back so it won't apply to me. domestoc courts in ceibe have no bearing in a foriegn country. i am confused. never heard about any 3 year rule etc. please elaborate gent.
thanks in advance.
[quote=generous gent]never ran across this although i'd imagine that this girl was keeping you all to herself. they're always looking for money though; babysitter, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord131][CodeWord131][/url], freaking tigo cards so they can call you....
passports are like gold though. these are, from what i hear very easy to sell. maybe this is like concrete proof who the daddy should be? or maybe she can claim that 3 year law that says you have been together and now she gets money from these female filled position domestic courts. well, your money that is....
vampires..... all of them.[/quote]
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[QUOTE=NYCmat]Wait so they can try and get your money? Good luck with that. Here that fellas? Just rap it. There is no confusion by that. I had a vasectomy a while back so it won't apply to me. Domestoc courts in ceibe have no bearing in a foriegn country. I am confused. Never heard about any 3 year rule etc. Please elaborate gent.
Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]
Women have always been on the short end of the end when it comes to relationships, marriage, etc., and this is changing quickly. Lets say you have an apartment/house which you furnished and paid for yourself. You meet some gal and decide to live together like most of us like anyhow. From that point, you start a three year relationship rule that if you decide to trade in the old model for a new one you get screwed.
It is all women in domestic courts; district attorney, judges... and you're a gringo. You took advantage of this poor innocent thing (and she will be exactly this), and you must pay. Either severence pay (to be determined), or she'll get your precious belongings.
She doesn't really want that television or refrigerator...but it does have value. And get this - the courts are trying to change this to a 12 month law; 3 years is just too long to wait for all this good stuff you have.
I don't know about internationally, but I do know of a couple of guys who were lucky to get out of this country and make it to Panama and back to the states. They can never enter Honduras again and I would imagine the C-4 countries for that matter.
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so if i understand you gent, a woman can say that they were in a 3 year relationship even though they werent and give you a hard time. am i correct? even if they werent. as far as a baby i have yet to get that answer because that is just a matter of time before they try to run that scam over a few mongers and that is some important information that is needed for everyone. whats the deal with the whole passport thing? i mean its no good to anyone other then the owner i assume and they go nuts on them in the states.
here is some advice for new mongerers there in honduras. now because of the flight rules in the states the honduran security goes through your bags if they see that you are from the states. not for any reason other then to take your stuff. they keep a small bag there to "confirep001e the stuff that the u. s. will not allow you to bring into the country. and that is even if you have it in a zip locked bag. i bought aloe and suntan lotion there and they tried to take it from me because i was going to the states. i said its ok and they insisted. i said ok just give me 1 minute with the thing. i went to the garbage can right behind me as you go through the metal detector and dumped it all out. i turn around and they ask me what i am doing and i told them that i was giving them what they wanted. just without the stuff in them. heres the bottle. they were not to happy about it. haha. f' them! even though its just 5 dollars, it was the point. then when you get through that gate you are searched again before you board the flight. i was like damn thank god i threw it out. anyway if you are catching a flight to ceibe, make sure you show your boarding passes or they will do just this.
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[quote=nycmat]so if i understand you gent, a woman can say that they were in a 3 year relationship even though they werent and give you a hard time. am i correct? even if they werent. as far as a baby i have yet to get that answer because that is just a matter of time before they try to run that scam over a few mongers and that is some important information that is needed for everyone. whats the deal with the whole passport thing? i mean its no good to anyone other then the owner i assume and they go nuts on them in the states.
here is some advice for new mongerers there in honduras. now because of the flight rules in the states the honduran security goes through your bags if they see that you are from the states. not for any reason other then to take your stuff. they keep a small bag there to "confirep001e the stuff that the u. s. will not allow you to bring into the country. and that is even if you have it in a zip locked bag. i bought aloe and suntan lotion there and they tried to take it from me because i was going to the states. i said its ok and they insisted. i said ok just give me 1 minute with the thing. i went to the garbage can right behind me as you go through the metal detector and dumped it all out. i turn around and they ask me what i am doing and i told them that i was giving them what they wanted. just without the stuff in them. heres the bottle. they were not to happy about it. haha. f' them! even though its just 5 dollars, it was the point. then when you get through that gate you are searched again before you board the flight. i was like damn thank god i threw it out. anyway if you are catching a flight to ceibe, make sure you show your boarding passes or they will do just this.[/quote]
actually the imposed-upon (hondurena) would need proof; like not just her best friend, sister, cousin, etc., but something along the line of a receipt for cable, services, and of course they would check visas via computer and substantiate her claim.
i ditched my girlfriend as we approached three years and then i find out she was not divorced; which of course, means the law does not apply to me. i was worried however, thinking i was at the very least, going to lose all my shit.
there is another law for girls under 21 (catch-22, eh?) like you robbed them of their childhood or something, and the day they turn 21 years of age, they can take you to court for some type of support/compensation. they only have one year to do this and honestly, it was a lawyer friend of mine who explained it to a friend as i listened. the golden rule is : 21 years of age.
now i'm not exactly sure what the us passport thing is....but the word is this is like gold. i prefer not to find out.
i am guessing you had this problem with airport security in la ceiba? i fly sosa to san pedro sula and boarding there is a snap. seems checked luggage is what they want to see and generally i try all carry-on since i have clothes on both ends and really don't need much. but good for you; if you can't have it, no one can!!
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Well actually I did not have the problem in ciebe airport, it was SPS where the problem was. So please explain the 21 year old rule. That sounds a little wierd. Like a catch 22. LOL. For real what is it all about?
[QUOTE=Generous Gent]Actually the imposed-upon (Hondurena) would need proof; like not just her best friend, sister, cousin, etc., but something along the line of a receipt for cable, services, and of course they would check visas via computer and substantiate her claim.
I ditched my girlfriend as we approached three years and then I find out she was not divorced; which of course, means the law does NOT apply to me. I was worried however, thinking I was at the very least, going to lose all my shit.
There is another law for girls under 21 (catch-22, eh?) Like you robbed them of their childhood or something, and the day they turn 21 years of age, they can take you to court for some type of support/compensation. They only have one year to do this and honestly, it was a lawyer friend of mine who explained it to a friend as I listened. The golden rule is : 21 years of age.
Now I'm not exactly sure what the US passport thing is....but the word is this is like gold. I prefer not to find out.
I am guessing you had this problem with airport security in La Ceiba? I fly Sosa to San Pedro Sula and boarding there is a snap. Seems checked luggage is what they want to see and generally I try all carry-on since I have clothes on both ends and really don't need much. But good for you; if you can't have it, no one can!![/QUOTE]
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Legal age?
I have been reading up a bit on this stuff and it said that the legal age in HN is 18 yo.
So whats with this 21 yo shit?
Huh?
Seems you have to keep yer wits about you all the time in CA or SA or else gringos get fucked over. But then again: WHATS NEW?
Suerte
Johan