Please take a shower and wash your pussy
That's what I meant to ask..
What does panocha mean literally?
The guy who sells clams cocktail keeps saying, panocha... His hairy clams are juicy and delicious...
[QUOTE=Efjayel]Lol, some good ones. Well, lets see...
[b]Please wash your pussy.[/b] Translation; Por Favor lava tu vagina.
Translation; Pour fah-bor lob-a two vah-hee-nah.
NOTE if you want to say it using the vulgar version of the word pussy, then change vagina to Panocha(pah-no-cha)
Well hopefully these will come of some help :D[/QUOTE]
Adelita has the best girls
Took a couple friends from overseas to experience Mexico.
Ate at the taco and mariscos stands diagonally across the street from La Perla. The food was good.
Went to Hong Kong to chill. Had a few beers and watched the srip show. Only 6 girls there, nothing impressive. Some of the strippers did not make even a dollar tip. So sad.
Went to Adelita. About 2 dozen girls some were very sexy. The strippers were sexy and actually knew how to dance. There is a new show where 3 strippers danced and rotated to different areas of the stage for tips. They made a lot of tips. It's fun to paste the dollar bill onto their pussies, squeeze their boobs and kiss their cheeks. The chicas can be very fun when you give them tips. This is money very well spent regardless of your socio-economic, educational and religious backgrounds...hehehe.
Invited Rosalin to sit. She wears a frilly pink dress. Bought her a drink. She has a tall and thin body but her skin was rough and her muscles pretty hard. She did not want me to grab her boobs. She sucked up the drink fast then asked me to go upstairs. Said it's 60 bucks. She seemed cold and pushy. I said later...She quickly left to hang out at the entrance. It was Rosalind's turn to strip . She made a lot of tips with her tall and lithe body, but one can tell she's a cold babe...
Invited Swanny of Mexico City to sit. She ordered a Kahlua. She's another thin, tall hottie with model looks, a pretty face and lots of long blond hair. Swanny was very nice and sweet. Her body was so soft and her skin smooth. I was kissing her pretty face and her long, sexy neck. She was grabbing my dick in plain sight, so I had to grab her crotch and her boobs to return the favor. Swanny was smiling and giggling throughout. This girl was sexy and fun.
When her Kahlua ran out, she brought up the inevitable going-upstairs question. The chemistry was just right. I followed her upstairs for a very hot and passionate session. Her body was very hot. Her skin was perfect but she had just too much make up on her face. She looks like a doll. Would have been great if she uses less make up, but that's just my preference.
Swanny took over the situation and made all the right moves and the right noises in bed. She actually got on top of me and pumped the hell out of me while moaning, twisting her body, shaking her head full of blond hair... I finally pinned her down and gave it to her hard...It was a very good session.
Swanny is worth the repeats.
Hotel floors in TJ are strangely sticky
Hotel floors in TJ are strangely sticky
I never found hotel floors in any other country so sticky like those in TJ fuck holes. Even hotels in other Mexico cities are not so bad.
Guess what accumulated on those floors that makes them so sticky? Must be primarily semen dripping out of the johns and vaginal fluid leaking out of the chicas as they walk around naked.
I never remove my socks in TJ, ever, for fear of picking up diseases.
[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]You got me sick now!
I don't know what's worse, the mariscos under the sun or the body fluids on the room floor!
Those floors need some heavy chemical cleaners chlorine or something!
The mop they use to clean all the floors needs to be replace and put in quarantine, and can someone explain why there's no freaking trash can in the rooms?
I never remove my socks when in the room, and I throw them out when I go back to my car,I get the detective Monk feeling :D[/QUOTE]
This must be an assignment for your social study class
You did OK for this homework assignment. You gained some pleasurable experiences and made some valuable recommendations for the bros. At least you got to screw the chica and she did not just run off with your clothes and your wallet. Even some the seasoned bros sometimes got set up, ripped off and fell down on their faces ...depending on locations and circumstances.
If you could navigate the local landscapes and deal successfully to get the fucks you want from the chicas and their pimps at prices lower than fair market, then you have high potentials to succeed in international business.
Better yet, if you could put the chicas, their pimps and their policias to work their asses off and happily bring you all their profits...then you will soon be top dog of the international business world. Think along the line of what Sam Wonton of Wonkmert did to the Chinese....
Cant wait to read your PhD thesis on the subject of International Mongering... :=)
[QUOTE=Chicagoer]Tonight was my first time at AB and my first time mongering ever.
Even after reading all the reports on here, I felt woefully unprepared for what I was doing. I'm 19 years old and _extremely_ Caucasian so I think that puts Lessons learned:
1. BE PREPARED. You're going to a *****house, don't be embarrassed if the girls act like *****s.
2. DON'T GET DRUNK. You can do that with your boys at a bar back home. Here it'll just make you dumb and give you whiskey dick.
3. TALK TO A GIRL FIRST. We had ZERO chemistry and it led to an all-out terrible session. This could've been easily avoided had I bought her a drink or two downstairs instead of succumbing to her wiles so quickly.
4. NEGOTIATE first. This way you know not just how much you're paying, but what you're getting.
5. HOTTEST GIRLS MIGHT NOT BE BEST LAYS. Pretty obvious, but easy to forget if you run into some eye candy.
These are things I should've known before heading down, but I wasn't really ready for the experience. All told, I'll probably still go back to AB. But hopefully next time is a lot more productive than this one.[/QUOTE]
Maybe the cocks were homo
They'd rather fuck in the ring than fight...
[QUOTE=Hootch Patrol]The cock fight stories are true. but they didn't fight. Some of the waiters wanted to get the two to fight but they didn't. Maybe because all the cocks were tired from bangin' hot chicks![/QUOTE]