Pinche Pendejo NLBT Policia
I am 49 and a 30 year veteran of going to NLBT. I have driven across probably 30+ times in 2005/2006. I stopped driving across in the summer of 2006 when NLBT Policia started searching all vehicles driving into NLBT. And it became a major hassle. I resumed taking taxi cabs.
I drove across to NLBT for the 2007 Fiesta de Carnival at Papagayo's for the first time since the summer of 2006. And the week after with no probems from the NLBT Policia. I had a false sense of security since the Policia searched my truck for less than two minutes both times and let me through with no problems. I was respectful of the Policia and b.s.'ed with them while they searched my truck. They did not have me exit my truck.
Well on Viernes noche/Friday night March 2, 2007. Two corrupt NLBT Pinche Pendejo Policia planted a knife in the back seat of my truck. The Policia had me get out of truck and searched it for 10-15 minutes. The tall big heavy set Policia hombre had searched my truck the night of the Fiesta de Carnival and remembered me. He speaks excellent english. His partner was a short hombre and spoke no english. The short guy started pointing in the back seat of my truck and speaking in spanish. The big guy magically produces a large silver hunting knife. The type with a thumb bolt on the blade to open it up. He opened up the blade. I knew the game they were running on me. They wanted a mordida/bribe from me to make this go away.
He tells me I am in trouble for trying to sneak a knife into NLBT. I guess they were expecting me to be scared shitless. I was not, I was pissed off. No tengo miedo-no fear. I decided I was not going down without a verbal fight. I loudly told him no, no, no, you just planted the knife in my truck. I told the guy I had been coming to NLBT/Papagayo's for 30 years. That I knew La Patrona Ophelia-the owner of Papagayo's by name. And that she knew me by name, which is the truth. Let's vaminos and go talk to La Patrona Ophelia about this right now. I then told the guy let's go talk to your Comandante about this right now. The big guy told me to vaminos, vaminos. He never got around to asking me for a mordida/bribe. I vaminosed.
I was extremely lucky in that they could have taken me to the holding cell. Searched me and found my dinero. And kept me in the holding cell so they could scare me into paying a mordida/bribe.
The now deceased owner of Papagayo's, La Patrona
Ophelia who was 84, did know me by name. She liked me. I always talked to her on my visits to Papa's and showed her respect.
I brought Ophelia a dozen multi colored roses for the 2006 Fiesta de Carnival. I told Ophelia that she was the real Queen of the Fiesta. And thanked her for throwing such good Fiestas for her customers. Ophelia had a huge smile on her face and thanked me for the roses.
Ophelia was well aware that I was a 30 year customer. We had talked about it. Ophelia liked having long term repeat customers. I have no doubt in my mind Ophelia would have spoken for me and made the problem go away. La Patrona did not like the Policia fucking with her good customers. It was bad for her business at Papagayo's.
I later found out when I got to Papa's that La Patrona Ophelia was not working that night. Gloria was working. The gorda mujer/fat woman that currently runs the cash register. Gloria would not have done shit for me had the Policia opted to go to Papa's to talk.
I guess that the big guy-Pinche Pendejo Policia decided that I would potentially be trouble for them if they shook me down for a mordida/bribe. I bluffed my way out by verbally standing up to them and showing no fear to them. And by name dropping La Patrona Ophelia's name.
They did wind up stealing a $6 Monterrey Tigres cap out of the back seat of my truck. Which pissed me off. But I was not about to complain/raise shit over a $6 cap.
All the meseros/waiters at Papa's know me by name. As well as chicas that have worked at Papa's long term. The meseros and chicas at Papa's were shocked when I told them what had happened. They were shocked that the Policia had let me go without extorting a mordida/bribe out of me. I had bueno suerte/good luck that night.
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When is Papas Christmas Party
I have to say the past several posts have been really great and informative. Does anyone know when the Christmas Party is at Papas and also what is the status now do you need a passport to come into Mexico from US. Ill be going down there probably Jan 11 or 12- will most of the girls be back from Christmas?