Iseeu, Wanking and Routard visiting Bernd's
We came from different directions, but we managed to meet us all three in the morning at Dusseldorf airport. We took a coffee together and learned to know us better. I had met Iseeu already a couple of times, but it’s always funny to discover the characters behind the ISG member’s names. Iseeu, Wanking and Routard, from different origins and background , meeting together for the first time that morning but it was as if we knew each other for years. No wonder, we share together our best kept secrets that even our close family are not aware of!
Bern’s was not opened yet, so I went with Wanking to book his room in Selm before. When we arrived at Bernd’s, Iseeu had already had his first session with Rita. It was slow as usual on a Monday afternoon, not all girls were arrived and only a few guests. I decided to go for a first session too and went with Ukrainian Tania. She is together with Rita the best looking girl of Bernd’s. But this session was…how would I say, as a first session. You all know what I mean, I didn’t take the time to try to build up anything, I just fucked and she just did her job. I know you guys love to make detailed reviews about girls to rate their performance. Well, I don’t give a damn shit about what other may tell how good or how bad a girl is. Sex is with two, (or more) partners and when a session is not good, I blame myself as much as I blame her. Yes, at the end of the session, I was the one who apologized!
Meanwhile, the number of girls was growing. I spotted Princess. She was already busy with a customer, so we communicated briefly in French, I told her Iseeu was there also but she informed me that Mara was on holydays. I was very disappointed, I had dreamt of her the night before and was looking forward to see her again.
Iseeu had taken an appointment with Sandra for a massage and Wanking had already had his first session too with Russian Katia. I was looking for my next choice, there were about 15 girls available. Hungarian Monica remembered me from last time even if we had never sessioned before. She is dark haired, easy to recognize with her Cindy Crawford look-a-like mile on the upper lip. She was on my list of to do girls as she always smiles, same as Marcella, so I decided make a try. I knew she had also good reviews, maybe I was wrong not to trust them. I have indeed to admit that she delivers good service, but that was it. Even if she was very friendly, for some reason I can’t say there was mutual chemistry. After the sex we stayed in the room discussing for a while. I was surprised to hear she was already 34. Nice girl.
Iseeu was back in the basement from his massage. The masseuse had given him a BBBJ without completion, he was horny and ready for his next session. We spotted Lisa and Jamilla, two young girls at the bar and had the same idea, doing our foursome with these two. I tried to delay as I had not left enough time between the sessions, but Iseeu was already doing is routine approach. Not easy to synchronise our biological sex cycles. When I arrived at the bar, he was already committed with Lisa. I approached Jamilla, offering her to go for a foursome and I received a strange answer. She apologised as her pussy was out of order but offered to go for a session with only BBBJ and no sex. I told her that I would rather have preferred the opposite and declined. Iseeu showed me Brandy, but I didn’t feel myself fit enough to go for a foursome with Brandy. I declined the foursome and preferred instead to make some savings on my sperm account. I didn’t want to be bankrupted before the end of the night!
Wanking went with Monica and I stayed alone in the sofa in the basement, with Katia giving a BBBJ to my neighbour, her foot on my dick and her pussy flashing me, a typical Bernd’s atmosphere. I was still not in the mood, strongly missing Mara. I realized that apart from Mara I had never had any good experiences in Bernd’s. I agree with the general idea, it’s an excellent club with a unique erotic atmosphere and great performing girls. But I’m looking for real mutual emotions and these girls simply seem to be too good in their job. They are excellent providers but won’t let themselves being trapped by their emotions. I know it’s not part of their contract and can’t blame their for that, but I guess I have been spoiled with my previous experiences. I tried to convince myself to forget about that and simply trying to get great sex and nothing but sex.
Wanking had finished his session too and we went to dinner together. Wanking also seemed to have trouble getting in the mood of this club. We joined later Iseeu in the main upstairs room. Iseeu on the contrary was doing great in his home club after three sessions. He was discussing with an older German guest, comparing notes about other clubs. Svenja was sitting next to us, trying to follow the English conversation. We had fun together and we were getting in the atmosphere. Wanking had indeed been slow until now, but when a legend turns on, nothing can stop him. Dear readers, for your own safety, fasten your seat belts and expect a bumpy ride! For his Hof's cherry, Wanking picked up Vicky, a Blonde D cupped girl, big boobs, big bum, big everything. She might be an experienced Bernd’s girl, but she was far from expecting such a treatment on the coach. Iseeu and I giggled, Svenja near me was watching, her eyes and mouth wide open while Wanking was performing a WKS on his victim. Iseeu smiled and said to me: “We have something to write about!”. Svenja watched at me, her eyes asking me if this was my friend. Hey, don’t watch at me like that, I have just met him today! Yes, we have also to inform Jackson to add it on ISG’s abbreviations, WKS for Wan King Special. When he realized that all the club was watching his performance, he ended the show and preferred to continue in the privacy of the room. Legends can’t give all their tricks and secrets.
Svenja was still in state of choc and came closer to me. From the mirror in front of us I realized she was pretty good looking. she has long dark hairs and a beautiful mysterious face. I told her she made me remember an old girlfriend of me. She came into my arms and we discussed for a while. She is just 24 with Italian origin and comes from Bonn. I don’t remember who initiated kissing, but we soon were passionately kissing, forgetting about the Bernd’s ritual of BBBJ on the sofa before leaving to the room. This time I had an excellent session, but I still was missing true mutual emotions. I had to accept it, I won’t get it this time.
I went back to the living room downstairs and atmosphere was great. Iseeu was initiating a public session with Mahe on the stage of the kino. Wanking wanted to fully enjoy the show and installed himself on the sofa in front of the bed. I decided to do the same and soon there was a small audience watching. Iseeu at his best, this was not to be missed! Here I was, Routard, sitting on the coach as a retard, with a wanking Wanking next to me, watching Iseeu (to be pronounced “I see you” for those who are slow in understanding jokes). Svenja joined the audience too and came in my arms. I was surprised, what about that stupid rule forbidding girls to approach in Bernd’s? Does it maybe not apply to the sessioned girls? Anyway, I was glad she did. No doubt, she was not interested in the show, she simply wanted to be with me. She was so far the best session, she was maybe the best bet for my last one, you know, the one you leave for your favorite. I whispered into her ears to remember me before closing time.
After the great show, we went upstairs again. I heard two guys at the bar speaking Dutch and I guessed they could be the two members from [url]www.ijsberenforum.com[/url] that had announced their visit. I introduced myself and indeed, they were Liefhebber and Hotshot from the Dutch forum. I introduced them to Iseeu and Wanking and noticed another familiar face, Ackbee from the French [url]www.youppie.net[/url] forum. Marcella tried to follow the conversations, switching from one language to another. Brandy felt bored as no one took care of her, so she decided to initiate lesbo coach action with her friend Michelle. Bernd's unique atmosphere.
We had a great social time all together, but time was running and it was nearly closing time. When I saw Princess coming closer to Iseeu, I understood it was time for the last session. I gave a sign to Svenja, and she came close to me too. I had promised a gift for Iseeu and Princess. Princess asked me “J’espère que ce n’est pas quelque chose de pervert? », but when she discovered it, she was grateful. Our biological sex rhythm was synchronized this time, but the last session was not intended for a foursome, so we went each with our favorite for our last hour.
Once in the room, we tried to forget we were in a brothel. I stood behind her took her in my arms. She turned herself in front of me and we kissed passionately. We laid down on the bed and continued kissing. He kissed all my body till she arrived at my dick. She started a BBBJ and turned herself flashing her pussy. I’m not very into DATY, but her pussy was clearly begging for it. I carefully started to taste and it was indeed a clean pussy with still a soap taste. I gently kissed her intimated lips with my lips, my tongue stimulating her pussy. I soon found the right way as the taste of her pussy was changing. I tasted more and more her salty and acid pussy juice and her lips were opening more and more. An open vagina was soon begging to be penetrated. I noticed her lub tube on the bed, I hate to see this, but fortunately she didn’t use it. When I started to penetrate her, she was indeed narrow but she knew from the previous session that I was very careful. I slowly entered, but she was already wet enough to be penetrated completely. She seemed not to have enough of it and took a funny position on her back, her head leaned backwards, her legs widely spread, her knees close to her elbows. She wanted to feel me as deep as possible and enjoyed. Yes, there was mutual pleasure, but not the mutual emotions I was looking for. She seemed to feel sorry about it, as she had warned me before the session she had a boyfriend, the kind of things hookers rarely mention. She seemed to like me but tried to be honest with her commitment towards her boyfriend. Thus, she was not ready to give me her soul, I can’t blame her for that of course. But she seemed to feel guilty for that and gave me instead all the tenderness she could give. We spent a full hour together and I ended in a strong orgasm, my dick inside her, my body resting on her body. My eyes were closing, I nearly felt asleep. She was worried for me as she knew I had a long drive to do. I told her I wouldn’t care to die, having her as my last memory. She was surprised, but it was true.
God, what do I love women! I wish only one thing for my death, that I will still have the smell of a woman’s perfume, the taste of her lips and her smiling eye’s in my mind when leaving forever this world.
I took my last shower, Wanking was already dressed, waiting for me. The good thing with Bernd's is that there are never bad surprises with the final bill. Apart from the first session, all sessions had exceeded half an hour, the last one being close to an hour, but I just paid 200€ for 4 sessions. Svenja stayed with me till we left all three and gave me a last farewell kiss at the door. Outside on the parking lot, we said good by to Iseeu and Wanking and I left to drop him at his hotel. It was great meeting you guys, sorry if I made some mistakes during my report as I'm not fully sure it all happened in that order, but who cares?
Is it just me? "Wan King Does Bernd's"
.. who is waiting with baited breath to read if Wan King had a session with Brandy? Call it Bernd's Fight Night: Clash of the WKS Titans. Possibly the only candidate who can top Wan King in the arse licking championship, or at least come second, by ehhhm, a nose.
I have the music system programmed and ready to be cranked up with a loop to read the report with including: Top Gun, Do it to Me One more Time, and Love Hurts.
I see that Routard bailed out from a session with Miss B. - probably wise in his condition, can only hope that the foundations of Bernd's rocked with a meeting of minds and bodies of Brandy and Wan King. Worth the Euro 70 entrance fee alone. If you didn't do Brandy, Wan King, next time as she is right up your ehhmm alley. LOL
The girl put on a teriffic display one afternoon with a monger on the couch in the glass room. He had her doubled over on his lap ass up while licking her ass while she was rimmming him while upside down. "It takes two to tango".
OK, WK, step up to the plate ...
... and do the reporting ;). I just put Routard (as I do with most of his longer reports) and Iseeu into the RoD. I am saving space for Iseeu's continuation, which will come soon, I am sure, and also for your part of the trifuckta. But I can only edit my RoD report for the next 24 hours.
God, I really wish I could have been there! And to think that I only missed you guys by a week! 'cause next week that time I will hit 'Hof and (for the first time) Goldentime.
Iseeu Jones and the Temple of Sex
Starring:
Iseeu as The Porn Star
Routard as The Cool Handsome Stud
WanKing as The Anus Licker
And the Girls as Themselves
Directed by Steven Spielcock
So once again a great thanks to Routard for driving me around, mucho appreciated.
My flight arrived in early which was rare, and once in the arrivals area I immediately went looking for the tall handsome one, known on the board here as Routard. I walked up and down and then saw a guy that fit the description run past me like he was desperately searching for someone. I followed him and then tapped him on the shoulder, and it was a great relief to have located each other. We then hooked up with Iseeu, had a coffee, and then hit the road.
I really enjoyed the time in the car with Routard. Gawd damn those autobahns are just the business as we hit close to 200 kph in places, and it was a great treat for me, as I usually travel by train in Germany. We compared out war stories, talked in detail about the clubs, discussed the various forums and members we had met up with in the past etc.
We finally arrived at the club at 2pm, and I’m not going to go into minute detail here as both Iseeu and Routard have done that in their great respective reports. I’ll give you my highlights and lowlights. Bernds is an awesome club but my day didn’t start great but it certainly improved as the day went on.
When I arrived at the club I was tired having got no sleep the night before, I was also a little stressed due to business issues at home, and as delighted as I was meeting the guys for the first time, I did feel a little like I had to prove myself in front of those two great studs. Bottom line I wasn’t relaxed but did start to relax after a few hours. Another thing that niggled me all day was being conscious of time in the room. With my money being tight, I didn’t want to go over the ½ hour in any of the sessions, and be caught for €100 instead of €50. For this reason I much prefer the partytreff scene these days, pay your €100 and your done. Also I find ½ hour isn’t enough for me, I prefer nearer an hour. I like to take it slow, lick her pussy/ass for a while, then a long blow followed by a slow fuck, and not to be watching the fucking clock. In PT Selm for instance it’s possible to have such nice long sessions with most of the girls in my experience.
After showering I went for a look around and I was disappointed initially by the line-up. Nearly all the women were brunettes, and many looked very like each other, sort of like clones. The guys pointed out the various famous “stars” of the place, like Brandy and Katia. Brandy I though was physically gross, too skinny and crazy looking, and as Routard later pointed out she didn’t appear to do a session all day.
Katia is indeed my type but I wished I had waited a little longer to go with her. When we got to the room I couldn’t get hard for the first ten minutes. Then I was conscious of the time, but once we got into a 69 position it all worked out well. She has a lovely big round ass, and bit tits and I delighted in licking it, also her blow is one of the best I have ever encountered. Sensing I was near ready to cum after about 15 mins of 69, she finished me with a mighty hand job. All done in about 25 minutes. Great girl, great ass. Only after I finished with Katia, I noticed Viki, the curvy Polish Blonde and to be honest she was the only girl there that I was really horny for there, but she was busy so I had to wait a good few hours to get her, but when I did it was worth it.
Next Tanja, a smallish Ukrainian brunette. She has a dark complexion and a beautiful and slim body. Lovely little perky small tits too. She was one that sort of grew on me as the day went on. Licked her pussy, and also got a blow on the couch, then off to the room, but in the room she was too restrictive. When fucking her she kept holding my cock back with her hand, you would swear it was 10 inches long the way she was going on. Really just an Ok session 5/10. But after that I started to relax and my day improved.
Spent a while upstairs hanging with the guys, the two Dutch guys that Routard mentioned were there, and a French guy from yuppie forum. So we spent a while comparing chatting about the hobby, then Viky arrived and plonked herself down on the couch. I was getting really hot for this girl, really wanted her, but I wanted to slowly tease myself and just lech at her for a while. After a while I sat opposite her, and she teased me flashing her gorgeous shaved **** every now and again. I was getting very horny taking it all in, her blonde hair, pretty face, big tits, fleshy thighs…. Then I walked over to her, fell to my knees opened her legs and buried my face in her pussy. It got wet almost immediately. I moved up and sucked each breast, then turned her around and pressed my face into her ass. There was a smell of shit off her hole, which even turned me on more (I am sick I know it :D). I gave a long lick up and down, and that smell disappeared. This was it, this was heaven. I had travelled far, and now here was my prize. 5 foot 6 inches of blonde beauty. Time to fuck her.
But I couldn’t fuck her right there, cos I could only manage a semi in front of the guys. Unfortunately I am no porn star like Iseeu, and while I can certainly have sex in a group environment where everyone else is partaking, I cant in front of an audience.
In places like Selm or Dorsten I usually have no problem unless a group of guys gather around to watch, but if its just couples fucking on the bed, then all is fine.
So Viki and I went to the room, and I licked, sucked and fucked her hard. Best session of the day but as usual I was conscious of the time, and wanted to finish in the ½ hour. We actually ran to about 40 minutes in the room, but she assured me it would only be 50 euro, so that ok. So my total time with her was about 50 minutes including the action on the couch. The girls really don’t seem to be clock-watchers there, but didn’t Jackyo or Breadman report on being charged an extra €50 for going 5 minutes over with some girl at Bernds????????
When I returned downstairs Iseeu was busy on the couch with Mahe. He then went into the room with the big glass window, and beckoned us in. What a show they put on. No limp cock here, the Porn star was at his best, cock nearly ready to burst it was so hard. They played for a long time, must have been near an hour before the Porn star shot a big load that would have doused a fire. While they were at it, the cool handsome stud Routard joined me watching the show with Svenja. I reached over Routard to rub Svenja’s Leg and Routard says “Easy Wan King you are close to my dick, make sure not to grab it instead”. Iseeu got great value there, cos he was easily over an hour with that girl, and she only charged him €50. Also Routard had 2 very long sessions with Svenja, one of which went on for around an hour and he only paid €50 for each of those.
My last session was with Monica, good session but I felt she was rushing a little.
Conclusion:
Bernds is an awesome club but not for those on a budget, the way the women sit around touching each other and showing their open cunts is fantastic. As Iseeu says “They don’t hold back, the girls really kiss deep like they don’t in Oase or World”. Many of them are true Nymphs, who really love sex. It’s a great place for voyeurs too, as there is loads of couch action. When a girl gives a blowjob on the couch, she often gets up on all fours and shows her ass and **** to the rest of the club, or if you are sitting nearby she nearly shoves it in your face. On a couple of occasions there, I was very tempted to bury my face in the ass of a girl sitting beside me who was blowing another guy, maybe I should have. Wonder would she try to charge me as well as the guy she was blowing??
In order to have the maximum experience in Bernds, don’t be too concerned about money. Put aside at least €500 and be prepared to blow it and not worry about it. Unfortunately this isn’t possible for me at the moment, so I stick with the excellent value Partytreffs. Speaking of which it is time to write my PT Selm report…
I also should mention that Bernds is a real regulars club, and Routard agreed with this, that as the girls get to know you more you will get better service.
The adventure continues,
Wan King.
This is from day 3 of my recent trip (still need to finish day 2)
Encounter with a swinging couple in a naturist sauna in Dortmund
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A worthy effort, Wan King
Well, it was worth the wait: Wan King came through, both on the mat at the 'Hof, and on the keyboard as well. This type of literary collaboration between three of the all-time greats on this board is exemplary. I know Iseeu from our fuckfest at FKKW a couple of years back, and I have had many interactions and PM exchanges with Routard. This must have been a great day of mongering. My compliments to all of you for your diligent reporting.
... and, of course, we are all still waiting for part 2 from Iseeu ...