Why are there no photos in the Photo Gallery? Of girls, I mean.
None in the Germany section, either.
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Why are there no photos in the Photo Gallery? Of girls, I mean.
None in the Germany section, either.
Hi Guys,
New to the forum, new to the hobby, but I've got a report I'd like to share.
Just went to Amsterdam with a friend last weekend and, after reading the super-valuable information off this forum, decided that Park 118 was the place to go (for a newbie like me).
Wasnt hard at all to find the place, it's about a 25 minute walk directly south of Amsterdam Central, you can see the park on any decent city map. The place was exactly as described, an ordinary apartment with a black sign that says 'Park 118' on the south side of the park. It was about 11:30 AM when we got there, and were the only guys there (to my knowledge).
We rang the bell, and the door opened to a clean, ordinary two-flat apartment with an 'office' on the right directly next to the door. We were directed to sit by the hostess, who asked us if we had been there before, and then explained the drill. The girls came in one by one, said their name, shook hands and left. There were four girls working the day we went, and I'd put them at a 9 (named Sarah), a 6, a 6, and a 2. My friend had been burned by a scam artist in one of the red light windows the night before so I decided not to fight him over Sarah, but wasnt interested in the other girls. So, the hostess let us know that one other girl was scheduled to be in very soon, so I decided to wait for her, but she showed up in about 30 seconds, so it was hardly waiting.
Her name was Cammille and even though her appearance was about a 7.5, I put her skill factor at a 9 as well. She was very comfortable, skilled and willing, neither she nor I were nervous and nothing ever got complicated.
I opted for the big room with the jacuzzi, so a total price tag of 105 EUR, while my friend went with the smaller room for 75 EUR. I can't say enough what a great deal this was for the price. My friend had been burned for 80 EUR in the red light the night before, so for him to get such amazing service for 75 was a god send (or maybe it was devil-sent??).
Cammille brought me a cold beer (and had a coke herself, too early she said), and we chatted while I drank the beer, and undressed, all the while the jacuzzi filling up. I can confirm the previous reports that the jacuzzi fills up slow, so dont bother if you are gonna be in a hurry. For me, it was perfect to pace things slowly and have some time to enjoy a beer and get comfortable with the girl.
When I finished the beer, the jacuzzi was ready so we hopped in, chatting comfortably all the while, just relaxed for a little bit, then she moved to give a very nice back rub. Things progressed as things progress after that, and she was very accomodating and flexible. Everything we did was safe, and I never would have even thought to ask for CIM or anal or anything, so who knows where the limits where. But we ended up spending the whole hour, multiple positions, lots of BJ and ball licking, a well lubed up hand job for a while. What I would consider to be 4-star treatment (the 5th-star being anal, of course).
Anyway, this report is too long already, and most of the info is already known so I'll cut it short. The executive summary, if you are ever in Amsterdam and haven't been already, Go. And, STAY AWAY from the red light windows, which even if you dont get scammed are barely worth it, considering options like Park 118.
J
Shekwan,
Taking pictures of pros in Amsterdam (especially RLD) is very difficult cause most of the girls will not allow you to take pictures of them. They know their pictures will end up on the internet and most of them are hiding their job from their families.
Hi Fellow Monger,
I will be in Amsterdam for a week next month. Its my first visit and will need all the support I can get from you people here. Please Advice me on the costs, the do's and most important the DONT'S.
I will need very basic info since , I am new to the place.
So please fell free to bomb me with your precious and useful information.
Thanks Hope to get the support I need!
Bangind
Hello regular member here.
I am 24 and am planning a trip to Asterdam for late Dcember early January. I have saved up about 3,500 so far American. I think it will cost 500 for tickets and 500 for a 5 day stay. I was wondering what some of the best places to visit are. Considering I have about 1,500 to 2,500 as spending cash when I am there I was wondering what I should blow it on. Which hotels are best and what time of year is it best to visit and what to watch for so I don't get ripped off also wondering if anyone knows how much the pot out there costs for an ounce?
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Arlo007,
If you like your days wet and cold and grey and miserable, please do visit Amsterdam in December or January!
For hotels check:
www.book-a-hotel-in-amsterdam.com
and/or:
http://www.hotels.nl/
Both have 'English' buttons.
For cheaper deals consider a stay in nearby Haarlem, Leiden or Alkmaar. All three cities have good rail connections to Amsterdam from very early till very late.
If the $500 for five days are for hotels alone, no problem. If they are for hotel+food+drinks, you might have a problem.
Unless you go to YabYum, you will probably not be able to fuck your way through $300 a day. RTFF and you will find that spending $100 makes most people very happy.
Right now 1 US Dollar gets you 80 €cents.
This is a link to one of many coffeeshopsites:
http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/
Arlo/Bangind,
Here is my AMS advice, hope it helps:
The layout of Amsterdam is pretty straightforward. Central Station is the train station and it sits "atop" the city (I think it is North). The city is divided into sections, which are pretty much cut up by canals. Whichever direction it is, the city is thought of with Central Station at 12:00. You can take a train to Central Station from the airport, or a taxi directly to your hotel for around $40US.
Below Central Station (less than 1 mile) is Dam Square and the Royal Palace, that is kind of like the center of the city. This main section of Amsterdam (Central Station/Dam Square/Royal Palace) is called City Center. I think it is also called Damrak.
The section to the right of this area is the most famous Red Light District.
The section to the left is called Singel.
The section below City Center is called Leidensplein.
These are the main areas that I would focus on.
Everything is connected by a great tram system, that hubs back at Central Station. It gets a bit confusing (especially if you have been visiting a coffeeshop), so I usually get a "day pass," which is around eight or ten bucks. Just ask the conductor, who sits in a booth on the tram for a day pass. If there is no conductor, ask the driver. That ticket is good all day for any tram.
hotels -
The best hotel in town is Grand Krasnapolsky. In Dec/Jan, that place should run about $150-$200 per night. It is a classic European Hotel, at least four stars -- if not five. It is located between Dam Square and Central Station, and less than a ten minute walk from the main Red Light District.
Second choice, Hotel Victoria. It is right across from Central Station, and is very nice-- classic European hotel, but a definite notch below the Grand Kras. You'll probably spend around $150/night. It's also a ten minute walk.
You can also go for a smaller hotel, just make sure that you can get in and out 24 hrs/ day. Some of the smaller places are run by a married couple, and you'll quickly turn them into enemies when you stagger to the door and start banging to get in at 4am. They'll run less than $100/night. I recommend both the Singel Hotel Amsterdam and the Multatuli. They are probably fifteen minute walks to the RLD.
Both of these are nicely located close to City Center, but on the other side of town from the RLD. Singel Hotel is near one of my favorite places for a wake and bake, called Floyd's. A place that I really liked that is a bit better than those two, but a notch below the Victoria was called NH City Centre. It is in a section of City Center called "Spuistrat," which is in the south of the main City Center. Kind of like how Greenwich Village is in the south of Manhattan. That hotel is a twenty minute walk to the main RLD (but only ten minutes from the Singel RLD -- more on that later).
Be careful not to make a mistake by trying to save a few bucks, and staying outside of the main city. A lot of hotels are technically in Amsterdam, but can be a twenty minute train ride away from the fun. The last thing you want to be doing at 4am is trying a figure out where Central Station is, waiting 45 minutes for a train, taking a 20 minute train ride to your hotel, and then walking another five minutes to get there. Stay in City Center (or Singel).
Finally, if you think you might be partying heavily, the Grand Kras and the Victoria have the benefit of being landmarks, so any taxi driver can get you there. I have spent an hour in the back of a cab, running up a 100 euro fare, trying to find my hotel (with the full knowledge that the cabbie was taking advantage of the situation).
Red Light Districts -
The main RLD centers around the Old Church. Looking at a map of AMS, with Central Station at the top, the RLD is at 2:00 on the clock. It is quite massive, you'll notice it by the obvious ladies in the windows, which have red lights over them (or around them). It is pretty easy to find, and takes a good couple of hours to take in all the sights. The RLD kind of centers around the "Old Church," which a landmark that everybody knows (they also know you are looking for the RLD not a church, but if you are asking a little old lady or a cop, it is a bit more politically correct). Blue lights mean he/shes. Ladies are generally of similar nature on certain streets (Europeans on one street, Latinos on another, Thais on another, etc, etc). So, if you are in the mood for some Thai, once you find one, you'll probably quickly find a good selection by sticking around that general area (usually, but not always).
The basic fee is 50 euro, which comes out to $65 US. Plan on a bit more for multiple positions, and always clarify topless, multiple positions, or anything else you want. 50 euro is a five minute suck followed by a one-position shot on goal, with both parties fully naked. Negotiate in the doorway, not in the room, to make sure you don't end up spending $120 when you could have spent $80. Or, you can just plan on getting off for 50 euro. When I find a lady I like, I usually say hi, kind of lean in the door and say "fifty," she say yes. Then once the door is closed, I say both of us nude, a couple of positions, ok? She usually says "twenty more." I say yes, and off we go. Make sure you have proper change, if you give her eighty euro, don't expect ten back. Anal is tough to find, S&M is easier. Almost all have sex toys (but again negotiate first before junior decides that stuffing those anal beads up her ass while you are doing it doggie style is worth another 50 euro).
There are literally hundreds of girls working at almost all times of the day (it is slow 3/4am - 9am). Some sections of that area can be a bit nasty at night. I know there one section that I seem to happen across once or twice while walking around that is just off of the RLD and is heavily Jamaican. It is a scary place, and whenever I make the mistake of wandering there, I quickly turn around and get back into the crowds. There are always junkies, panhandlers, and drug dealers lurking around, usually near the bridges that cross the canals. They should be avoided, best accomplished by simply ignoring them. You will be solicited for "charley, cocoa, viagra, hashish." Don't respond -- the last thing you need is to either get ripped off, buy fake drugs, or get arrested. I have heard that pickpockets are around also, but luckily have not had that problem. As is the case anywhere, carry a copy of your passport, and a days supply of cash. Leave the rest at the hotel. On the weekends, there are drunk kids from England, Ireland, and everywhere staggering around.
The sex shows are a rip off. They run about 40euro, and feature one or two couples screwing in different positions for a half hour. The Banana Bar is a strip joint, which can be fun if you have a good load on. It is about the same price to get in, and the girls do tricks with bananas, and will write postcards with their privates. It is still a rip off, but better than a sex show. You get one hour in there, free beer (for a tip), and a very crowded/drunk audience that you have to fight over to get to the girls. Then you can eat a banana, or have a postcard sent home to mom, or whatever. Again, still a rip off, just less than the sex shows.
Don't ever take pictures of the ladies in the windows.
In the Singel section (which is on the other side of City Center), there is also a RLD, which I prefer. It is in the South/Center of Singel. It features a lot of latin women, is much less touristy, and tends to run about 40 euro versus 50 euro. Also in Southern Singel there is a great coffeeshop called the Grey Area, which is run by a couple of Americans. The nice thing about NH City Centre (hotel) is that it is a hop, skip, and a jump away from Singel's RLD and the Grey Area. You are basically separated from the best parts of Singel by a canal.
Apparently, there are other RLDs throughout the country, but I am not familiar with any others.
Coffeeshops and Bars -
Coffeeshops are all over the city. Floyd's is a five minute walk from Central Station, I think it is in the northern section of Singel. They open at 7am, and have a very, very high quality selection of hash and weed. It is a great place to get breakfast. Most places are open from nine or ten until midnight, or so.
Abraxis is down near NH City Centre, and is a nice place that has a nice selection, and the Grey Area is fantastic for quality weed.
My best advice is to stick to these kind of places to procure your day's supply and then go out around town. You cannot smoke anywhere, but about 1/3 of the bars in town will permit you to light up (sometimes only at a table, or in a certain section). Just ask the bartender.
I'd avoid the Bulldog, or any of the other places that have been around forever and have a famous name -- they are pricey and the quality of herb is not there. There are also "smartshops," which offer other organic goods, such as Peyote or Mushrooms. Overall, your ability to feret out a quality coffeeshop will make the difference between getting massively stoned for the week, and spending the week working on getting stoned. Spend the time to find a good shop, and then make sure you find a hash or a weed that you like. If a hash has the word "cream" in it, it is generally of higher quality. If you just have to visit one of those "famous" coffeeshops, so you can tell the boys back home you partied there, go in, get an eight euro gram of weed (that costs five euro anywhere else in town) to be polite, but smoke some of that fine herb you picked up at Floyd's or Grey Area.
In terms of bars, there is a great selection of everything, from dance clubs to dives. If you like beer, you will be in heaven -- you are wedged between Germany and Belgium and get a fanastic selection of European beers.
Leidensplein (to the south of City Centre) is the heart of the "younger set's" nightlife. It is pretty much techno/transe music. Most of the town kind of turns into a techno party on Friday and Saturday, when it seems that every European between 18 and 25 comes to Amsterdam for the weekend. Otherwise, if you are just looking for a more low key place, it should take you less than ten minutes to find once you start walking around. Virtually every block in City Center has at least one bar and one coffeeshop.
You can also buy weed or hash in a few bars (maybe 10%), which is good to know in case you run out in the wee hours. But, it is doubtful that you will run out; a stoner in Amsterdam is like a kid in a candy store. Even if you have a pocket full of nuggets, it is tough to resist getting "just one gram" of that sticky purplish/green Hawaiian/Humbolt cross that you just happened upon. Keep in mind that the legal limit for possession is five grams, however.
Funds --
It runs about $400-$500 to get there, and anywhere from $100-$200 per night to stay there. I usually get Euro travelers checks from American Express, which can be cashed many places. I bring a few hundred bucks, and exchange a hundred at the airport in the US before I leave. Exchange rates suck in airports -- so only exchange enough for pocket change, the taxi or train, and tips to get you to your room. Then, I use an ATM once a day if I need money. That is your best exchange rate, just remember that many banks count Friday - Sunday as one day (so if you take out 300 euro on Friday you may be SOL until Monday ATM wise).
You are not going to buy the weed or hash by the ounce, but by the gram. It is very potent. I found that a gram of very good hash easily lasted two people for the day (!). That ran about ten euro ($12 US). I also found that a five-euro gram of average weed didn't last two hours in a coffeeshop, and it didn't get you very stoned. Don't even think about bringing even one seed back to the US.
I generally found that between, food, drink, smoke, and women, I was spending about 200 euro per day, which is less than $300 US. If was planning a five day/four night trip, I'd figure $1000 transportation and lodging. Then I'd figure another $1000 for fun. $2000 - $2500 would be a good budget.
Where to visit -
The only touristy place worth visiting is the Heineken Factory; it's like five bucks and you get a gift and to drink beers. The only casino in town is in Leidensplein, and it sucks. You're not in Amsterdam for the museums, you can see that stuff anywhere. Have fun, it is one of my favorite cities.
Hope this helps....
CTDan,
I'm not sure if I misunderstand or that you are wrong, but from CentralStation you walk over Damrak (a street) to get to the Dam (a square).
During that 10 min walk, half a mile at the most, the Singel is on your right and a little later the main RLD is on your left, after you passed the sightseeing boats.
'You're not in Amsterdam for the museums, you can see that stuff anywhere.'
Van Goghs?
Rembrandts?
Anywhere?
You gotta be joking!
Freeler writes:[quote]I'm not sure if misunderstand or that you are wrong, but from CentralStation you walk over Damrak (a street) to get to the Dam (a square). During that 10 min walk, half a mile at the most, the Singel is on your right and a little later the main RLD is on your left, after you passed the sightseeing boats.[/quote]This is correct -- Damrak is one of the the "high streets" (as Londoners would say) of Amsterdam, and runs from Centraal Station to Dam Square. One can also catch a number of trams at Centraal Station that run past Dam Square, should the weather be crappy or if one has a bit of luggage or is otherwise not in the mood for walking.
Do not ask a taxi at the station to take you to Dam Square, as they will likely rip you off with an exorbitant fee. (The tram is very cheap, and sometimes -- as has happened for me -- on such a short trip, can be free.)
[quote]'You're not in Amsterdam for the museums, you can see that stuff anywhere.'
Van Goghs?
Rembrandts?
Anywhere?
You gotta be joking![/quote]Agreed that CTDan was a bit over the top on this one, but otherwise provided a rather comprehensive and informative report for those not familiar with Amsterdam. Well done, CTD.
The Krasnapolsky is my hotel of choice as well, but not in everyone's price range (there's also a very modern wing in addition to the classic European section).
Happy Hunting,
EM
Just to clarify my references to right and left, that is looking at a map with Central Station at the top. So, yes, if you are walking from Central Station, the RLD is on the left and Singel is on the right -- and you'd have to keep walking forward (quite a bit) to get to Leidensplein. If you are looking at a map, Central Station is at 12:00, RLD is at 2:00, Singel is at 9:00, Leidensplein is at 6:00.
Not to start a debate, but for whatever it is worth, I wouldn't care if DaVinci were brought back from the dead, and you could go watch him paint while he explained his deepest thoughts and feelings about the Mona Lisa -- that's not why I flew across the Atlantic.
To each his own...my visits in AMS are spent drinking, smoking, and banging. Everything else can wait until I am back in the US.
Advice to the Newbies in Amsterdam -
Do not, I repeat DO NOT patronize the African women around the Oude Kerk. They will lie about what they charge to get you in their kaamer, then once you are in they will start asking for money
and leaving will be difficult if she plants herself between you and the exit until she extracts her ransom. Also her buddies may come to her aid in ripping you off.
Buyer beware, unless of course you enjoy playing the role of victim. Just dont expect to get more than licking around the edges for your 50 Euro.
Otter
This year I have been to Bangkok, Pattaya and Ko Samui, also Prague and Brussels, now it's time for Amsterdam.
I am going first week of September for 2 days staying at Tulip Inntel centre which is between Central and Dam, close to RLD and Singel.
Two days does not leave me time to do everything, however I would like to have a punt in Alkmaar and Singel, can anyone give me any tips about Singel as it is my first time in Amsters since 1969! Singel appears better than RLD.
The hotel was booked through bookings.nl and was half the price the hotel direct site was quoting.
CTDan,
"....blue lights mean he/shes..."
Er, how true is that? Apart from on Bloedstraat I haven't noticed any trannies. there are shed loads of windows in the RLD's that have both red and blue strip lights around the windows and they can't all be occupied by post-op's. Are the TS's in windows with just pure blue lights around the edges?
Quim-
That's my observation. When in the Oude Kerk, I have strongly gotten the feeling that a blue light meant something was up, so to speak. There were definitely rows of "women," with blue lights over the doors, showing off a little more than I'd care for.
Anybody else have the same observation, or am I off track? Maybe I'm missing out by quickly moving on when I notice the blue light special in AMS.
Blue lights?
Is this ordinary blue light or the light that you see in places where druggies would try to find a vein?
The girls are looking for customers, they don't want druggies with needles hanging out in front of their windows.